I'm 33, I missed out on all the o&a experience but thank God for these uploads. What they did over 10 to 20 years ago is funnier and more insightful than things now. Every man who is 25 or older needs to listen to patrice and ant talk about women.
Married people in comments say choosing the wrong partner is the reason so many marriages fail. Funny, everyone I know who’s divorced thought they found the perfect person, people change after marriage. Cope harder with your trap that hasn’t snapped on you yet. It’ll come, unless you stuff it down and pretend it’s all good.
She cussed out his mother on their wedding day. Lol 😂If he thought he found the "perfect" person, he's a dumb drunk just like she was...Hey wait a minute 😂
10:15 Opie pointing out no one wants to go to your wedding. Flash forward to the Greggshells response and he’s crying about Anthony not staying for the 3 DAY WEDDING!!!!
I was months away from being married in a horribly toxic relstionship, listening to this compilation at work opened my eyes and realize what an immense mistake i was about to commit to. That was 3 years ago, best decision ive ever made.
U mentioned Burr cuz she black? Opie blatantly started this video saying he would never marry, was married. Why no mention of the blatant immediate shit?
Yeah he got over some of those weird trust issues and now he has a house and two kids and he seems happier than ever. Not as funny, but more wealth and success both personally and professionally than he had before he was married. Being married obviously didn't do that for him, but he is better off afterward.
Captain Morgan gives Anthony some advice and tells him to go ahead with the marriage: 28:54 What I don't get is the threesomes, which Anthony was afraid of mentioning both during the court proceedings and when Patrice asked around 1:13:13 but later he describes them anyway. So he must have been being blackmailed with something else.
I remember many years ago reading comments and seeing O&A listeners trading shots about who’s better. They both did funny shit. I like sterns Artie years and Wack packer stuff. And I loved O&A for the comedian regulars like Colin Quinn and Bob Kelly.
I always laugh so much with the marriage discussion on O&A. But in my personal life, nothing is more depressing than the thought of getting married or potentially spending my life with the same person. It sounds so f’ing depressing. It’s just illogical. People want to be loved and feel special. I get that. But that’s not what you get when you get married. With time it always devolves into this “aww, it’s sweet- they constantly fight and insult each other”. It’s just f’ing sick. I remember being in a relationship where this chick’s parents were old and the mom would constantly talk to the dad as if he was human garbage. And everyone found it “sooo funny and sweet”. You could talk to the guy and not even spend 5 minutes with him before realizing he wanted to put the business end of a shotgun in his mouth. I tried to be a saving grace for him and we’d talk privately. And I’d let him tell me his “glory days” stories even if they were repeats. And I’d let him talk about regrets he had with women as a younger man. You could tell that shit was therapeutic for him. He’d get so happy when I’d come around because someone would listen. He passed away- and though I was sad in the traditional sense, I was happy in a less traditional sense because I knew he’d finally escaped his Kun … T of a wife. I once got into an argument with that same woman I was dating and I told her “if you let it cross your monkey ass that you’ll ever speak to me like your mother would abuse your father, you’re out of your goddamn mind. You’ll have another thing coming”. And her response was so pathetic and weird that I decided right then and there that I was going to dump her. And I did. Instead of denying it or getting angry or anything , she said “but why not? “ in this whimpery pathetic little girl voice and started crying. That was like 15 years ago. I really do enjoy my freedom and have felt very happy talking to a new woman every so often. Every few months I’ll meet someone new. Eventually they all morph into the same personality and I know it’s time to make an exit. I just enjoy that fun “talking to someone new” feeling. And when it wears off, it’s time to move on.
@@maasicas sure, nobody has ever changed after marriage. Are you that dense? Marriage is terrible, you don’t think the majority of married people thought the were with the right person? Let me know when you find out your mistake, Mr. HappyWifeHappyLife, what chores do you have lined up this weekend?
Hearing these stories especially the stories of how he dealt with her shit before he even got engaged makes me realize its 100% Anthony's fault. Why the fuck would anyone marry a monster like that.
what the fuck ever its a 2 way street , you have to worry about your fucking self. did you not hear he was young and dumb? he wasnt the only one there was the woman too. im sure your single
@@sdot5389you are correct. If he was still alive I’d say he’d be like Joey Diaz, lots of people would love him and others would hate him. We will never know because he didn’t take care of himself.
"If you get married, you're insane." I was one if the guys who pulled the rip cord after I was engaged 20 years ago... hearing Ants stories. He saved my life
As unpopular of an opinion this may be...I do feel when Opie was not in an insecure mood he was actually pretty good in the role of the straight guy and setting up interesting convos for Ant and Jim to riff. O&A from the XM + Sirius XM days has a certain magic that no other show has subsequently been able to capture. When the 3 of them could put their differences aside, they really were in a league of their own. Obviously Jim and Ant are far superior to Opie in doing shows individually since O&A...I'm just saying there's something different when it was all 3 working together.
It's hard to give Opie any credit because of who he turned into. The older he gets the more he becomes like his mom. He's burned just about every professional bridge and has become delusional.
The whole wheeling the huge boxes into court thing by Dominic Barbera was a total calculated move that attorneys use all the time. There was absolutely nothing in them. It’s the illusion that there is information out there that could be used against you that makes it such a wonderful tactical move. You think there is so much info that they can come at you with that it’s almost self defeating to fight it. Police Detectives do the exact same thing to people who they are interrogating. They will fill the room with boxes labeled with your name or the name of the victim and maybe have pictures up on a story board that makes it appear they have mountains of evidence/information on you. Of course it’s all smoke and mirrors and they are hoping you take the bait and spill your guts.
I swear most of Burrs bits were on O and A before he did his bits. Kinda like how on Louis show, he had a joke about a fat guy on an airplane sitting next to you, and in one of burrs stand ups, had almost the same joke. Not sure who came up with it first, but I can guess. Ive honestly felt like a few of burrs bits were stolen, but its hard to go back and find where you first heard if from. I remember one like about a pit bull, that he did, that I heard from someone else also.
It's out there, he gave here a little more and she ran through the millions, ended up broke, and went to jail for shoplifting at some store like Macy's
*2004:* Opie talks about what a drag it is having to go to an old friend's wedding. *Greggshells saga:* Opie bitches about Anthony coming to his wedding, leaving after the ceremony and not hanging around for the entire self-indulgent three-day event.
Marriage to me is nothing but a piece of paper and without that binding contract, the woman and the man are more likely to take care of themselves and treat the other with kindness and respect with the thought of possibly losing the other person. My girl and I never got married and we’ve been together for 22 years and have 2 kids together and we own a house.
There's no need to get an official certificate and legally screw yourself. But that doesn't mean you're not married. You can have your own wedding ceremony without the legal paper work. That's what I'm gonna do.
I will admit, I have mod installed in fallout for the pip boy radio and it has a radio channel just for replays of cuts of your podcasts and its literally the most hilarious thing travelling the wastelands listening to you guys :')
3:52:02 Comedian Jim Florentine comes in, happy about his brand new marriage. She ended up cheating on him with a 22 year old police officer she met at a crossfit gym. He hired a PI to follow her and found all this out. It is very funny how Jim Florentine is rationalizing his own marriage by pointing out things Anthony did wrong.
He has a bit about “Why the f are people still getting married?” A few years before he got married. These guys know it’s a bad deal, but their girls beat them down and they’re afraid of being alone in their old age.
Yeah, Opie was all "fuck weddings" until he got married. Then suddenly it was Letters to the Corinthians, Southern Baptist Choirs, and "how dare you leave my wedding early". 22:32 My parents drove cross country in a 1972 Super Beetle, in winter. Even when it worked, the heater sucked ass. By the time they got to northeast PA, the orange Beetle was a white ice ball with two pinholes melted by the headlights.
Poor Ant. I still can’t figure why O&A weren’t worth at least 80 million a piece and Jimmy 40 million…not taking anything from Jimmy. He was hilarious!!
That’s top teir TV money even they know they weren’t worth that . They had a good run and that show made them millionaires . This show wouldn’t last a week these days , I mean they try and cancel Joe rogan and he doesn’t even have a boss lol
Wouldn't say that I always said my whole life I'd never have kids. I never wanted kids. I cant stand kids. But I got a surprise at 35 after being with the same person for 12 years she got pregnant somehow. I love my daughter and all shes a spitting image of me but most days I'm im miserable and just counting down the days until shes 18 or I can pawn her off on an older boyfriend and I can have my life back. Like I said I love her but I hate kids.
@@youtubebannedme4207 I only “date” escorts, so I don’t have to worry about that. However, with the incoming flux of hot Ukrainian mail order brides, I might be able to get a good deal on one sooner rather than later.
@@youtubebannedme4207 You have to work on yourself bro. Your kid should make you happy. You sound like Casey Anthony to be honest. You won the evolutionary game and you're crying about it.
Anthony caved because the ex was going to tell the press about what Anthony _really_ likes in the bedroom. Hint: not just chicks. Otherwise, wouldn’t he just let her say what she wants? Wouldn’t some spicy news articles help the show and it’s notoriety?
So correct! I had two kids prior to being married. We wanted a third, her mother insisted we get married before the third. So like a moron I did. Then when she started working she started banging her boss at a wealth management company. When she filed I was asked to leave the house even though she couldn’t afford it.
Something doesn’t add up about Ant immediately wanting to settle as soon as sex was going to be brought up in court. Especially making the deal to pay her an insane amount of money for 10 years. I think she found some photos or files on Ant’s computer. Given his “proclivities”..
Maybe he gets pegged or something. For as much info he's volunteered on the show, it couldn't just be having threesomes or getting some side. There's definitely some skeletons
Maybe. You’ve also got to remember though that he had just signed his first big contract with a mainstream broadcaster. Even though they are “shock jocks” back in the early 2000 a radio host having 3 somes with his wife and then choosing the other woman is a great story for a tabloid, and back then those types of scandals would cost people their careers. Who knows though.
I totally agree. Ant has been completely honest about everything in his life, even the most embarrassing stuff. For him to completely change the subject on air and settle so quickly in court leads me to believe there is some very sordid and potentially explosive allegations.
from wikipedia: “In 1987, Cumia met the future Jennifer Cumia who was dating his brother, Joseph Cumia, at the time. Anthony began dating her in 1989 after she broke up with Joseph, and the two married after seven months. In March 2002, they finalized their divorce.”
For the longest time I would hear these stories and got incredibly paranoid. The older i get the more i realize marriage is bad when it’s built on lies and bs.
I would like to see Butra face listening to it now when he says I am never getting married. The laws are based on the old days when woman could not work so the man had to take care of her because he took her away from her father and now he is responsible for her forever.
Hoping Patrice O'Neal will be in this compilation, so as to (apparently) "validate" it! (Anyway, on a less ironic note, looking forward to the great enjoyment of hearing it through.)
I agree with Ant, you can be with someone and not get married. Unfortunately it seems Ant doesn't have a special someone in his life right now and has been through unstable chicks most of his life. I hope marriage isn't the only way to get a good women.
Completely absent from this are the millions of women who are robbed of their youth and thousands of hours of unpaid labor by being dumped, often with kids, like used tissue. And they have no money for lawyers because the husband had financial control. Seen it dozens of times.
When what happened to Jimmy happens to me in real life.. it comes across as biter or mopping on radio.. but I would kill to be that marure... I wouldn't let it go until they knew i was right
Now the government awards women even without marriage. So might as well get married since the penalty for failure is the same. But yes, laws desperately need to be updated
If you are a fan and listen to these stories, and still insist on marrying, then you are a lemming. Just own it and walk off the cliff with a smile. You’ll be the generation that tells marital horror stories for my kids to laugh at on TH-cam in a decade! Prenups should be mandatory for a marriage license. You should be forced to acknowledge that you may fall out of love and you have to decide now what that will look like. -marriage survivor (10+years)
Aries K car. Why oh why would anyone buy be of those. I lived in Iceland for 3 years and this guy had in his driveway a 1980 Aries K car in great shape. My question to him would have been why would anyone keep an Aries K in pristine shape?
Motor oil will do the trick in covering up the smell, I once let my dog “accidentally” knock me into the bog next to our side yard. That stink pit of crap finally came in handy.
Sure, because that happens to soooooo many of us. It doesn't. Mostly the men leave you with the kids and you have to fight for years to even get child support. Ant's wife got lucky.
Melinda was Ant's gf after his divorce. His ex wife is Jennifer Cumia. Melinda is the gf that Opie treated like sh!t which lead to them not really being friends anymore.
Anthony Cunia is gay though, his marriage stories sound like rehearsed bits, as does his childhood recollections (I doubt he's Sicilian too, very Jewish persona).
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seriously, thank you for these uploads. I wasn't old enough in the 2000s to listen. 30 now, loving this shit.
Me too man. Exactly. I freaking love it.
I'm 33, I missed out on all the o&a experience but thank God for these uploads. What they did over 10 to 20 years ago is funnier and more insightful than things now. Every man who is 25 or older needs to listen to patrice and ant talk about women.
Good to have you all join, spread the virus!
so you were about 18 (an adult) when the grape fight happened in march 2009
Anthony gets 75 percent of the credit Opie get 10 and you get nothing.
Back when these laws were written women werent even ALLOWED to work in most cases
Before I was married, I was incomplete.
Now that I'm married, I'm finished.
Norm!
Norm and O&A. All I need
You must look like a flower. A CAULIFLOWER!!
*Ahem* I said you must look.....
.....Like.....
.......A cauliflower.
Actually Rodney.
Genius!
May I use that quote?
This should be required listening for all males 12 years old to 90 years old.
27 and divorced fuck that shit
Married people in comments say choosing the wrong partner is the reason so many marriages fail. Funny, everyone I know who’s divorced thought they found the perfect person, people change after marriage. Cope harder with your trap that hasn’t snapped on you yet. It’ll come, unless you stuff it down and pretend it’s all good.
*tips fedora*
She cussed out his mother on their wedding day. Lol 😂If he thought he found the "perfect" person, he's a dumb drunk just like she was...Hey wait a minute 😂
@@CarlaCarter549well, Ant is an amazing example of being oblivious and hiding his “true self” by getting a beard that his brother had already smashed.
@@jmcmike4407 🤠 M’lady
The 3 rings of marriage
Engagement ring 💍
Wedding ring 💍
Sufferring 💍
Ding ding this sucks
That old gag.
*car crash*
1:23:36 some Patrice wisdom
My nephew got married last night... through the entire ceremony all I could think about was Anthony talking about marriage 😂
02:05:06 well that aged well Bill🤣
Not only is he married, but he's got two kids. Oof, Bill...
10:15 Opie pointing out no one wants to go to your wedding. Flash forward to the Greggshells response and he’s crying about Anthony not staying for the 3 DAY WEDDING!!!!
Opie, who mocks everyone's math skills, thinks three months is one third of a year. 🤔
I was months away from being married in a horribly toxic relstionship, listening to this compilation at work opened my eyes and realize what an immense mistake i was about to commit to. That was 3 years ago, best decision ive ever made.
Ant talking about the reasons he got married, doesn’t even pretend he loved her, it was just something you’re told you gotta do to be an adult. 😂
A lot of us made that decision, hard to believe after it goes south. I can’t even understand what I was thinking.
BEARD
... Burr got married.
Chris Terry exactly
U mentioned Burr cuz she black? Opie blatantly started this video saying he would never marry, was married. Why no mention of the blatant immediate shit?
@Chris Terry must be sad being such an insecure racist intimidated by women and their silly ideologies 😂
Yeah he got over some of those weird trust issues and now he has a house and two kids and he seems happier than ever. Not as funny, but more wealth and success both personally and professionally than he had before he was married. Being married obviously didn't do that for him, but he is better off afterward.
@@InnerDness totally agree but to be fair they all stop being as funny with success...except Louis the goat
Captain Morgan gives Anthony some advice and tells him to go ahead with the marriage: 28:54
What I don't get is the threesomes, which Anthony was afraid of mentioning both during the court proceedings and when Patrice asked around 1:13:13 but later he describes them anyway. So he must have been being blackmailed with something else.
Just speculation, but maybe a different kind of threesome that has never been mentioned. Not the MFF type
I listened to Stern for years and enjoyed it but never knew how good Cumia is. Love these shows.
I remember many years ago reading comments and seeing O&A listeners trading shots about who’s better. They both did funny shit. I like sterns Artie years and Wack packer stuff. And I loved O&A for the comedian regulars like Colin Quinn and Bob Kelly.
This is epic radio. They sure don’t make ‘em like they used to.
I always laugh so much with the marriage discussion on O&A. But in my personal life, nothing is more depressing than the thought of getting married or potentially spending my life with the same person. It sounds so f’ing depressing.
It’s just illogical. People want to be loved and feel special. I get that. But that’s not what you get when you get married. With time it always devolves into this “aww, it’s sweet- they constantly fight and insult each other”. It’s just f’ing sick.
I remember being in a relationship where this chick’s parents were old and the mom would constantly talk to the dad as if he was human garbage. And everyone found it “sooo funny and sweet”. You could talk to the guy and not even spend 5 minutes with him before realizing he wanted to put the business end of a shotgun in his mouth. I tried to be a saving grace for him and we’d talk privately. And I’d let him tell me his “glory days” stories even if they were repeats. And I’d let him talk about regrets he had with women as a younger man. You could tell that shit was therapeutic for him. He’d get so happy when I’d come around because someone would listen. He passed away- and though I was sad in the traditional sense, I was happy in a less traditional sense because I knew he’d finally escaped his Kun … T of a wife.
I once got into an argument with that same woman I was dating and I told her “if you let it cross your monkey ass that you’ll ever speak to me like your mother would abuse your father, you’re out of your goddamn mind. You’ll have another thing coming”. And her response was so pathetic and weird that I decided right then and there that I was going to dump her. And I did. Instead of denying it or getting angry or anything , she said “but why not? “ in this whimpery pathetic little girl voice and started crying.
That was like 15 years ago. I really do enjoy my freedom and have felt very happy talking to a new woman every so often. Every few months I’ll meet someone new. Eventually they all morph into the same personality and I know it’s time to make an exit. I just enjoy that fun “talking to someone new” feeling. And when it wears off, it’s time to move on.
Marriage is the first step towards death.
No. A poorly chosen partner is.
Well, birth is.
@@maasicas sure, nobody has ever changed after marriage. Are you that dense? Marriage is terrible, you don’t think the majority of married people thought the were with the right person? Let me know when you find out your mistake, Mr. HappyWifeHappyLife, what chores do you have lined up this weekend?
@@maasicaseasy for you to say.
The Nice Guys has that line.
“Being married is buying a house for someone you hate.”
Yesssssss
Hearing these stories especially the stories of how he dealt with her shit before he even got engaged makes me realize its 100% Anthony's fault. Why the fuck would anyone marry a monster like that.
what the fuck ever its a 2 way street , you have to worry about your fucking self. did you not hear he was young and dumb? he wasnt the only one there was the woman too. im sure your single
Anthony's cool
Patrice would have been a New York Times bestselling author if he was still alive.
He never had the focus it takes to sit down and write a book. He couldn’t go two days without pissing off someone that mattered to his career.
@@sdot5389
Artie Lange was able to write a book, I’ll bet Patrice could have written it with somebody.
@@sdot5389you are correct. If he was still alive I’d say he’d be like Joey Diaz, lots of people would love him and others would hate him. We will never know because he didn’t take care of himself.
"If you get married, you're insane." I was one if the guys who pulled the rip cord after I was engaged 20 years ago... hearing Ants stories. He saved my life
As unpopular of an opinion this may be...I do feel when Opie was not in an insecure mood he was actually pretty good in the role of the straight guy and setting up interesting convos for Ant and Jim to riff.
O&A from the XM + Sirius XM days has a certain magic that no other show has subsequently been able to capture. When the 3 of them could put their differences aside, they really were in a league of their own. Obviously Jim and Ant are far superior to Opie in doing shows individually since O&A...I'm just saying there's something different when it was all 3 working together.
It's hard to give Opie any credit because of who he turned into. The older he gets the more he becomes like his mom. He's burned just about every professional bridge and has become delusional.
@@cody1482This is true. No arguments from me on that one.
O & A in the late 90’s was the best thing ever. Never even listened to them on XM
@@Nellsbells79 Never better than Stern at his peak. Sorry. Even they would admit that.
The whole wheeling the huge boxes into court thing by Dominic Barbera was a total calculated move that attorneys use all the time.
There was absolutely nothing in them. It’s the illusion that there is information out there that could be used against you that makes it such a wonderful tactical move. You think there is so much info that they can come at you with that it’s almost self defeating to fight it.
Police Detectives do the exact same thing to people who they are interrogating. They will fill the room with boxes labeled with your name or the name of the victim and maybe have pictures up on a story board that makes it appear they have mountains of evidence/information on you. Of course it’s all smoke and mirrors and they are hoping you take the bait and spill your guts.
Bill burr must've been listening to this before he came up with his gold digging whores bit.
I swear most of Burrs bits were on O and A before he did his bits. Kinda like how on Louis show, he had a joke about a fat guy on an airplane sitting next to you, and in one of burrs stand ups, had almost the same joke. Not sure who came up with it first, but I can guess. Ive honestly felt like a few of burrs bits were stolen, but its hard to go back and find where you first heard if from. I remember one like about a pit bull, that he did, that I heard from someone else also.
The Florentine part is incredible
Timestamps dude
@@alienusterrafirma 3:52:05 for the start of Florentine.
The inside the park homerun line killed me!!!
The MONEY! THE MONEY CHANGED ANT'S LIFE.
for the better! he lives a good life now
Is there audio of after Anthony was served papers the 2nd time to re structure his divorce settlement?
It's out there, he gave here a little more and she ran through the millions, ended up broke, and went to jail for shoplifting at some store like Macy's
I’ll take feminism seriously when alimony and child support laws are abolished.
I still won't but it would be a right step in the direction of true equality.
*2004:* Opie talks about what a drag it is having to go to an old friend's wedding.
*Greggshells saga:* Opie bitches about Anthony coming to his wedding, leaving after the ceremony and not hanging around for the entire self-indulgent three-day event.
My wife and I got recently divorced and we get along better and have more sex than we ever did when we were married.
Now buy a lottery ticket.
Marriage to me is nothing but a piece of paper and without that binding contract, the woman and the man are more likely to take care of themselves and treat the other with kindness and respect with the thought of possibly losing the other person. My girl and I never got married and we’ve been together for 22 years and have 2 kids together and we own a house.
There's no need to get an official certificate and legally screw yourself. But that doesn't mean you're not married. You can have your own wedding ceremony without the legal paper work. That's what I'm gonna do.
I will admit, I have mod installed in fallout for the pip boy radio and it has a radio channel just for replays of cuts of your podcasts and its literally the most hilarious thing travelling the wastelands listening to you guys :')
3:52:02 Comedian Jim Florentine comes in, happy about his brand new marriage. She ended up cheating on him with a 22 year old police officer she met at a crossfit gym. He hired a PI to follow her and found all this out.
It is very funny how Jim Florentine is rationalizing his own marriage by pointing out things Anthony did wrong.
Was that Bill Burr saying he's never going to get married?
Before he met the lovely Nia haha
@@lukecosby7813 Not likely he's known Nia about 20 years.
Simp
He has a bit about “Why the f are people still getting married?” A few years before he got married. These guys know it’s a bad deal, but their girls beat them down and they’re afraid of being alone in their old age.
Blacker than expected lmao.. oh man u guys
Yeah, Opie was all "fuck weddings" until he got married. Then suddenly it was Letters to the Corinthians, Southern Baptist Choirs, and "how dare you leave my wedding early".
22:32 My parents drove cross country in a 1972 Super Beetle, in winter. Even when it worked, the heater sucked ass. By the time they got to northeast PA, the orange Beetle was a white ice ball with two pinholes melted by the headlights.
Norton’s math was right.
ant sure changed his mind about cats lmao
Toxoplasmosis must of got him. lol
This is more of a public service announcement really.
So true. If only half of what Ant is saying is true, his wife was a right cunt.
Leading cause of divorce is marriage
3:52:16 It didn't.
It’s still like this and it’s 19 years after this broadcast. Woman are supposed to be equal so why do we need to take care of her?
Poor Ant. I still can’t figure why O&A weren’t worth at least 80 million a piece and Jimmy 40 million…not taking anything from Jimmy. He was hilarious!!
That’s top teir TV money even they know they weren’t worth that . They had a good run and that show made them millionaires . This show wouldn’t last a week these days , I mean they try and cancel Joe rogan and he doesn’t even have a boss lol
@@raulduke6953 I know. Crazy times
@@raulduke6953 Idk man, people are fighting back now for authentic convos and offensive comedy. I’d love a reunion of O&A
@@SemajRaff wishful thinking, we’ll never get an O&A reunion or even another show like it.
He's a degenerate that lives with a pre-op manthing and has no problem banging drunk teenagers in the company bathroom.
I’m 33, and I won’t say I’ll never get married, but it’s not happening within the next 15 years. And I’m certain, I won’t be having kids.
Wouldn't say that I always said my whole life I'd never have kids. I never wanted kids. I cant stand kids. But I got a surprise at 35 after being with the same person for 12 years she got pregnant somehow. I love my daughter and all shes a spitting image of me but most days I'm im miserable and just counting down the days until shes 18 or I can pawn her off on an older boyfriend and I can have my life back. Like I said I love her but I hate kids.
@@youtubebannedme4207 I only “date” escorts, so I don’t have to worry about that. However, with the incoming flux of hot Ukrainian mail order brides, I might be able to get a good deal on one sooner rather than later.
@@youtubebannedme4207 second this. be careful what you wish not for
@Xander Crews Boooo. Your genetics die with you then. Low T take.
@@youtubebannedme4207 You have to work on yourself bro. Your kid should make you happy. You sound like Casey Anthony to be honest. You won the evolutionary game and you're crying about it.
Marriage is a lot like a tornado
At first there’s a lot of sucking and blowing the you lose your house
In anothet version I just listened tothe ring was $300. Que Paso, Antonio?
Finally got divorced a couple months ago and just came back to this video. Cleaned me out financially but divorce is a solid move.
16:00 as women age they produce more testosterone and less estrogen.
1:15:00
Anthony caved because the ex was going to tell the press about what Anthony _really_ likes in the bedroom. Hint: not just chicks. Otherwise, wouldn’t he just let her say what she wants? Wouldn’t some spicy news articles help the show and it’s notoriety?
So correct! I had two kids prior to being married. We wanted a third, her mother insisted we get married before the third. So like a moron I did. Then when she started working she started banging her boss at a wealth management company. When she filed I was asked to leave the house even though she couldn’t afford it.
Damn bro sorry to hear that shit for real... how'd you find out if you don't mind me asking
Something doesn’t add up about Ant immediately wanting to settle as soon as sex was going to be brought up in court. Especially making the deal to pay her an insane amount of money for 10 years. I think she found some photos or files on Ant’s computer. Given his “proclivities”..
Maybe he gets pegged or something. For as much info he's volunteered on the show, it couldn't just be having threesomes or getting some side. There's definitely some skeletons
Maybe. You’ve also got to remember though that he had just signed his first big contract with a mainstream broadcaster. Even though they are “shock jocks” back in the early 2000 a radio host having 3 somes with his wife and then choosing the other woman is a great story for a tabloid, and back then those types of scandals would cost people their careers. Who knows though.
Wow....that's quite the leap you make. If she had that kind of blackmail on him she would have raped him financialy ten times harder.
I totally agree. Ant has been completely honest about everything in his life, even the most embarrassing stuff. For him to completely change the subject on air and settle so quickly in court leads me to believe there is some very sordid and potentially explosive allegations.
Lol Maron rambling incessantly and angrily sounds like he is on Adderall
He chews a lot of Nicorette.
Ant n Melinda bonded over the other batch is crazier lol
Never has a compilation screamed more for the Nopie treatment.
No, sorry, correction, every compilation screams for the Nopie treatment.
God bless just saved me 4 hours of almost laughing and then immediately anger lol
from wikipedia: “In 1987, Cumia met the future Jennifer Cumia who was dating his brother, Joseph Cumia, at the time. Anthony began dating her in 1989 after she broke up with Joseph, and the two married after seven months. In March 2002, they finalized their divorce.”
WHEN WAS THIS EPISODE AIRED, ant says started in 99 but also says it lasted 3 years, didnt think it was that early can some one help
hearing all this and still wondering why jim decided to get married in the end
5:00 it’s cheaper to keep her
Listen to the first bit then fast forward to Opie’s wedding. Foreshadowing at its finest
3:06:28 Ruthsths Cristhspsth
For the longest time I would hear these stories and got incredibly paranoid. The older i get the more i realize marriage is bad when it’s built on lies and bs.
Forget the anniversary... that on the vow?
47:33 that aged poorly Anthony 😂
3:16:38 so did that
3:54:28 lol
Hilarious, subscribe to this guy's time stamps.
45:30 Anthony turns on his brother Joe
I would like to see Butra face listening to it now when he says I am never getting married. The laws are based on the old days when woman could not work so the man had to take care of her because he took her away from her father and now he is responsible for her forever.
4:11:28
Anthony’s exe’s mother sounded like Nancy Kerrigan after the whack when he proposed to her daughter.
Hoping Patrice O'Neal will be in this compilation, so as to (apparently) "validate" it!
(Anyway, on a less ironic note, looking forward to the great enjoyment of hearing it through.)
I agree with Ant, you can be with someone and not get married. Unfortunately it seems Ant doesn't have a special someone in his life right now and has been through unstable chicks most of his life. I hope marriage isn't the only way to get a good women.
Im not married so I can't attest, but doesn't America, and most countries, fiscally incentive marriage through tax filing, insurance coverage, etc.?
These stories about women are insane. And true majority of women view men as a money ticket. The moment they can get a raise they are outta there
Completely absent from this are the millions of women who are robbed of their youth and thousands of hours of unpaid labor by being dumped, often with kids, like used tissue. And they have no money for lawyers because the husband had financial control. Seen it dozens of times.
When what happened to Jimmy happens to me in real life.. it comes across as biter or mopping on radio.. but I would kill to be that marure... I wouldn't let it go until they knew i was right
Now the government awards women even without marriage. So might as well get married since the penalty for failure is the same. But yes, laws desperately need to be updated
#EndMarriages
If you are a fan and listen to these stories, and still insist on marrying, then you are a lemming.
Just own it and walk off the cliff with a smile. You’ll be the generation that tells marital horror stories for my kids to laugh at on TH-cam in a decade!
Prenups should be mandatory for a marriage license. You should be forced to acknowledge that you may fall out of love and you have to decide now what that will look like.
-marriage survivor (10+years)
Aries K car. Why oh why would anyone buy be of those. I lived in Iceland for 3 years and this guy had in his driveway a 1980 Aries K car in great shape. My question to him would have been why would anyone keep an Aries K in pristine shape?
Should've changed the name to "the Opie and Alimony Show"
Its a good thing Jimmy had come along before I became a fan because this is almost unlistenable.
The truth is unlistenable?
Motor oil will do the trick in covering up the smell, I once let my dog “accidentally” knock me into the bog next to our side yard. That stink pit of crap finally came in handy.
Shocked to find out that Joe also beats women.
So good! Timeless.
Anyone know why divorce is so expensive?? Because it’s worth it
Just Anthony likes cakey not flaky
Umm it was 6,875 nowhere NEAR 9000
Can you imagine a life where you have the entitlement to one or several men's income? I can't even grasp what it must feel like to be a woman.
Sure, because that happens to soooooo many of us. It doesn't. Mostly the men leave you with the kids and you have to fight for years to even get child support. Ant's wife got lucky.
My nigga
I'm confused. At the end, the phone call. Was Melinda Anthony's ex wife he's been talking ish about?
Melinda was Ant's gf after his divorce. His ex wife is Jennifer Cumia. Melinda is the gf that Opie treated like sh!t which lead to them not really being friends anymore.
@@charlest5604 thanks
@@charlest5604 was Melinda the one who was committed?
@@babycarlos88
Yes
When did Ant start at N.E.W & leave his job.
95? i think, i know its def atleast 2001-2004 they were there
the wnew shows are on here full playlists
Professor Anthony stick to literature
Marc Martin is the worst part of this
This is a copy of someone elses video
Nobody asked you
Piss off
Anthony Cunia is gay though, his marriage stories sound like rehearsed bits, as does his childhood recollections (I doubt he's Sicilian too, very Jewish persona).
Dunno bout that, but he definitely cashed a check from Dennis Prager
Says the guy that looks like a gay Jesus
Yeah, bc Cumia is such a Jewish name. Idiot.
@@dustinburke1117 Another one is Geno Bisconte
Even Fauci the health dude. These are Jews masquerading as Italians idk why they pic Italian names
@Nero Wynn 😅😆😂 feed Nana
Ant’s problem is he dates girls who are no more then teenagers.
1:45:37