[ASMR] Relaxing Haircut RP ✂️ (Scissors, Brushing, Shampoo) | MattyTingles

Full honesty, I’ve been scared to make this video for over a year. I see hundreds of comments every day asking for a haircut RP and I’m sorry it’s taken so long. I feel really good that I finally did it and I really hope you all like it. Make sure to visit @TingleCutsSalon on IG for behind the scenes content on making this video :) lol ENJOY!
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[@sirlancelot9530]

Hope this helps!
Intro: 00:00
Face mask: 4:05
Wetting hair: 12:43
Hair cutting: 16:00
Hot towel: 18:40
Hair cutting continues: 22:24
Whispering: 24:20
Hair cutting continues again: 25:26
Water sounds: 27:21
Shampoo: 27:46
Washing your hair: 29:31
Drying your hair: 31:51
Combing: 32:21
Hair spray: 33:54
End: 35:21
👍👍👍

[@simmonss7803]

Thanks bro it helped a lot

[@sirlancelot9530]

Top Trolling any time!

[@dr.grapewithouttheg4826]

Bro we know what the end is

[@sirlancelot9530]

derp dude I put that in as a joke.

[@vidyutc4557]

Sir Lancelot after end is 💤💤💤sweet dreams

[@skimasktheslumpgodspizza6275]

I like how the door says tinglecuts
(It’s the small details that matter)

[@damianmartinez4991]

I didn't even see that

[@sarah5364]

Z-FaDeD- a great

[@Rooksaho]

How the hell do you see that

[@jaydonpresley2033]

I seen it and posted a comment. Then seen this lol

[@ChaseTheJedi]

You were beat to it bud

[@craiglogan9152]

Love that it says tinglecuts on the door.

[@MattyTingles]

Craig Logan So glad someone noticed lol

[@frostyfight8202]

I was just about to say that but then I saw this and didn’t wanna copy lol

[@frostyfight8202]

Also ur looking better then ever

[@waterboy2494]

@Craig Logan good eye would of never noticed

[@obifuckingkenobi993]

Matty Tingles how’d you do that!

[@greysondbd]

My man put tinglecuts on the door!?!?! Subscribed.

[@virtuethoughts]

Everyone seems so impressed not realizing how easy it is to do

[@JackRedmond]

@@virtuethoughts but its the thought and effort

[@bowerystan9474]

@@virtuethoughts Dont see you doing it. its thoughtful

[@virtuethoughts]

@@bowerystan9474 Its a picture the only thing that's moving is him I ain't hating just saying it's a picture that shit isnt moving it's easy to make it

[@creebotthegreat4159]

@@virtuethoughts then do it yourself

[@PerspectivEs]

I honestly thought this video was going to be cringy, but this fellow played the entire situation off and made it quite believable. Lots of people have hopped onto this genre and could easily try something like this, but they make it weird. You're good at it, so keep it up.

[@jackkeown6115]

PerspectivE perfectly said!

[@switcheezy]

Yea he doesn't make it awkward like some others do..

[@kysparre5071]

@@switcheezy you are right on that point

[@Uranium----...---23592]

Still a bit akward But amazing acting

[@ΕνθύμιοΜόρι]

.....he cringw

[@pathtoenlightenment4523]

Wow it's crazy how much detail he put into the background...the door says tinglecuts backwards like it's a sign on the door ,great vid 👏👏👏👏

[@domoangelas]

Good eye

[@paloma9916]

Braeden Thayer he still edited it

[@MilkMan69420]

May i have a lööp, brøther

[@GipzandChipz]

Unless he secretly has a hairdressing salon called tingle cuts 🤔

[@for.selina]

It's a green screen 😂😂😂😂

[@dookiebutter4850]

He looks like someone you could just chill with

[@llamaplaying3503]

Fax

[@moistfruitloop]

Fr

[@tamanomedeixaempaz7465]

you can relax a little...

[@connorellis2108]

Dam right

[@igetbusy1047]

Homie eyebrows ugly asff lmaoo

[@jamescharlesapologyvideo976]

Matty: That's really healthy hair
Me: I'm bald
Matty: That's good

[@Tiffany-qc3jy]

😂lmao

[@ZlousDJ]

Yo

[@callmezeldaonemoartime]

Oh Yeah Yeah oh yeah yeah you have the healthiest hair cause it doesn’t exist

[@jamescharlesapologyvideo976]

@@callmezeldaonemoartime That's the smartest thing I've ever heard

[@thatguytv2013]

If your bald then why would you go to a hairdressers? HMMMMMMMMM

[@misslyntheena]

“I don’t know, give her a wig?”
That’s needed bc mine was snatched.

[@laughingangela5251]

Hahahahah c; Good one!

[@laughingangela5251]

@Noob Letto Than if it's not funny for you than you should keep it to yourself.

[@karamellcreme]

Noob Letto
Sounds like my brother.

[@jetnight88]

Galaxy_ Uniicorn no he should not let him speak

[@whydoihavenosubscribers5222]

F0URFORCE Wtf 💀

[@guidomista2980]

Barber: what do you want
Me: You know Matty Tingles?
Barber: Say no more Fam

[@iamdenv3r292]

Leaf Jonin I can’t even go to a regular barber anymore😅. My hair is way, WAY too curly and poofy

[@NathanielBermudez]

Leaf Jonin love ur sharingan profile pic btw

[@hosaaeaugular5368]

Uchihas, uchihas everywhere

[@NathanielBermudez]

Hosaae Augular there was

[@ichio3560]

KILL THE UCHIHAS, UZUMAKI FOR LIFE

[@danielbennett2503]

love how in the beginning the door said tingles cuts showing you how much matty actually cares about his viewers and always goes the extra mile.

[@Hydenne]

"Did you really mess up THAT bad?"
"I cut her ear off"
"I guess get her a wig?"

[@myrvharon4775]

@@k1ttencorevods43 wooosh

[@zonkureebrenter6764]

I accidentally cut off both her ears, nose, eyes, and like I think her arms and legs, I’m not sure... oh god what have I done.
Him: I guess get her a wig

[@alfiesewell718]

Myr Vharon beat me to it 😂

[@crem-crem4070]

Depending on the quality of the wig I would gladly trade an ear to get a good wig for free

[@denk8956]

Тиберий Цезарь Август day 1353 without sex

[@nicolechurchill115]

Me; almost asleep
Ad: DO YOU WANT CAR INSURANCE?
Me: 💀💀

[@thedeadman1808]

Ye why not

[@aki_xd4334]

You want an ear insurance now.

[@3damame]

Nicole Churchill no

[@malloreighg6974]

Nicole Churchill every time I’m telling you!!

[@frostlite5992]

I CANT BREATH 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@312SportsPodcast]

Him: “It’s a super high tech camera”
*whips out disposable camera*
Me: “Dammnnnnnn”

[@endders9359]

Nontheless that it's a Kodak.

[@4shavok441]

xdrk *pulls Kodak Black out of bag*

[@crakrabbit9385]

I kno right its winnie the poo too

[@CrystalNibarger]

I laughed out loud at that

[@1piemanpie]

I figured by the number of times he says it was super high tech; that it was gonna be something super crappy. I was right.

[@ee-ql7hl]

"Super Super high-tech"
*Pulls out disposable camera*

[@speckysteven]

@Ziesmic 33 so was this

[@melancholymello6237]

Literally was on the part when I saw the camera

[@zerodeathser8079]

I died laughing

[@PBBeezyee0]

@@zerodeathser8079 sameeee

[@kurbingus1791]

I got a super high tech camera, don't be intimidated.
*Busts out his Kodak*

[@araza702]

Full Metal Veggie so I wasn’t the only one who laughed so much at that 😂

[@daltonedenfield4601]

Thats the joke🤦🏼‍♂️

[@dodou2977]

@@daltonedenfield4601 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤦🤦‍♂️

[@AquaticOwen0178]

Ik super high tech he is in the 4000’s

[@fartgoobermonkey1667]

AHAAA

[@silvize4986]

Wanna know a scary thing about asmr.
THE ADS THAT COME OUT OF NOWHERE

[@emmaannvlogss]

SO TRUE

[@quartzdreamz]

ASMR.. doo doo doo doo...
BUY THIS CAR WITH THE LIMITED TIME OFFER.
.......

[@silvize4986]

Me: Snoring
The AD: ITS THE THIRST THIRSTYEST TIME OF THE YEAR WANNA A SPRITE CRANBERRY:
My ear:💀

[@kollex9493]

Trevin McBride you are very very VERY right

[@PATRIOT_MAN]

Me: ZzzZzZzZZ
AD: DO YOU OR A LOVED ONE, HAVE DIGESTIVE PROBLEMS
Me: .... why?

[@eleazarmartinez2310]

“ dID YUo REaLlY mESs Up ThAt BAd “
Yeah I got her pregnant
Just give her a wig

[@frostlite5992]

Damn son.

[@hemopurger1]

She has an STD

[@rnix9777]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭🤣😭😭

[@xxshrekthedestroyerxx8008]

YOu not YUo

[@woradanoopengruksa8898]

Problem solved

[@briandauch303]

Matty- “you look great.”
Me- “the mask gave me an allergic reaction, my face has turned puffy and red, send an ambulance!”
Matty- “yeah yeah, take a selfie first that’s funny.”

[@xbutterballsx3023]

27:13
Matty: *Teleports*
Me: Nani!?

[@moondoggies7492]

I'm crying😂😂😂

[@toxicity8254]

Omg that's great 😂😂😂

[@orangebrofabien3775]

Aaaaah

[@dingchanghuang8463]

Continuing:
Matty: Hello!
You: Wait what?
Matty: What?
You: You just tele-
Matty: Yeah, I know.
You:
N
A
N
I
?
!

[@NthStingray]

I’ve been laughing at this for the past 8 minutes. Thank you so much for this

[@elitesmeet4621]

"Did you really mess up that bad?"
I did the grapefruit technique.
"Just give her a wig."

[@anthonyaguilar8092]

Elites Meet you wild

[@guntherfritz7777]

What is the grapefruit technique?

[@Kystterr]

Elites Meet ay dios miyo 😂 yous wild fo tha one

[@1010-u3b]

Oh no 😂

[@lukany1014]

Why’d you tell them...
you have scarred their minds

[@tomvarey2770]

Smell that it smells like coconut
I’m allergic to coconut
Ok perfect

[@SwimmingSquirrel-p1p]

Im allergic to coconut

[@Jaketheaxman]

Sweet smell of death by anaphylaxis

[@sisterbanger]

Jaketheaxman Ahh yes

[@Patrick-pi7ng]

17:57 when he said "okay, okay, alright, ok, alright, alright" I felt that

[@goose2835]

Background: Fancy
Matty Tingles: gives a garbage bag for cover

[@liljoey5166]

@@jamiegeorge8548 don't cry about it lmaooo

[@ToastedLikeBuns]

Pinhead Larry no I’m dirty dan

[@chocolatemilk4642]

Jamie George stop getting so mad it's an asmr video

[@goose2835]

@@ToastedLikeBuns Who yee callin' Pinhead?

[@saturn3758]

He doesn't have a real one.

[@DaFiloGoat]

*If only public hair salons were this quiet*

[@radlygirard2505]

CheapSkits x amen

[@RIS3N1]

Thought this said pubic at first

[@Thisiswarhuhwow]

@@RIS3N1 Me too lmfao

[@Ist_Melonen]

@@radlygirard2505 the faq

[@iliketoeatricelol11yearsag67]

mine is

[@kex1c]

"Did you really mess up that bad"
I cut off her foot.
Just give her a wig.
Omg I forgot about this commet it really is close to 2k likes thanks, and for the people in the comments saying it's not funny, then just dont commet

[@sweetest_fatemel1700]

Brandon xxW1LDCAT7xx Lmaoooo

[@ROYYDN]

Brandon xxW1LDCAT7xx haha

[@icespadesss9173]

@@ROYYDN Yess. xD

[@dubzeevrclips9540]

How the fuck do you guys find this funny?

[@tom2581]

@@dubzeevrclips9540 because people are fucking dumb

[@KarakuriPekora]

Matty: I guess give her a wig?
Me as a customer who just heard everything: *proceed to sweat profusely*

[@sleepyrodent]

He seems like such a kind sweetheart. And I really like that he just talks softly instead of whispering; I find that so much more pleasant.

[@creebotthegreat4159]

yeah his voice is perfect for ASMR

[@imleftonseen6100]

Matty, "how are you doing" me, "I'm depressed". Matty, "good good"

[@braisinran7663]

You're profile pic angers, scares, and amuses me. That ain't ok

[@rauljimenez6154]

Lmfao

[@ethanp2889]

julianna rowley ASMR be like

[@takefusakubo142]

Must be pretty depressing not to have a nose...

[@vaasmontenegro9488]

@@takefusakubo142 Lmfao

[@kimjongil8409]

Matty: How are you?
Me: I keep childeren in my basement.
Matty: Good, Good.

[@therealkdkgamer6169]

Kim jong il
Matty: How are you?
Me: One of the kids escaped from my basement
Matty: Good, good

[@MWMWMWMWMWMWMMWMWMWMWMWMWMMWM]

Day 15: I have escaped Kim Jong Il’s basement after eating 34 rats alive and I am on the run

[@crusadeknight896]

Do you need some help. Sit down here (floor) let’s talk about it

[@emilybailie2005]

Kim jong il you disgust me

[@alexia3729]

huh

[@jboss7361]

“So lets get started I’ll start on this side”
Tik Tok advertisement:”STEPPIN ON THE BEACH TOOT TOOT”
And I’m deaf now

[@jboss7361]

Also I’ve watched this video for 4 days now haven’t finished yet keep passing out

[@anime_4_life775]

STEPPIN ON DA BEACH! TOOT TOOT TOOT! STEPPIN ON DA BEACH! TOOT TOOT TOOT!

[@nugget36]

Jboss 73 how did you get an add

[@bltfireburstAU]

Me: asmr, sleepy sleepy
Ad: AY 🇧 WANT A SPRITE CRANBERRY ITS THE THIRST THIRSTYEST TIME

[@owenmcphee-keath3388]

Fracken tiktok

[@Rawr_xD69]

Matty: you have very healthy hair!!
Also matty: proceeds to cut what sounds like cardboard

[@hi5yearsago392]

I like ya cut G

[@DuXc.R6]

lmao i just came here for the comments lmao

[@jackdwoods2009]

@@hi5yearsago392 *slap* AHHHHH

[@crism3206]

🥹🤣🤣🤣

[@prodtemvnze]

Me: clicks on an asmr video for silence and relaxation
Ad: HEY GUYS IM IN MY SUPER SICK CAR AT MY SUPER SICK MANSION

[@txic5935]

I didn't know Ricegum made ads

[@boblobkobnojobakkqkqkaj5341]

TERRANCEG 720 oh that add

[@boblobkobnojobakkqkqkaj5341]

Ad*

[@VictorGonzalez-bd6eg]

Lol

[@loutscheier20]

THE RAGING TOAST you Can just edit the comment

[@peptobismol6106]

“Let me put this on you” *ties bag around head*

[@njord452]

you made this post 7 minutes ago btw

[@XavierAllenR]

🤣

[@jacobdabaconplayz9229]

jacob marvel heheh my name is Jacob and I love marble lol

[@juggalo5215]

manhunt flashbacks

[@geckomangamin5316]

@@jacobdabaconplayz9229 i love marvel too, hyped for Endgame, Captain Marvel and Far From Home

[@clintt.l7444]

I honestly don't know what I would do if a hair dresser told me he was going to wet my hair then proceed to tap around my ears for 11 minutes

[@gracew4285]

jake b lmao this comment is underrated

[@Uranium----...---23592]

THE FUCK YOU DOING BOI

[@amadocarranza5141]

jake b I wonder why “they” call it a “hair dresser”. I mean , do they dress the hair?
Kidding I know they use “dresser” to say styling

[@wilbur6340]

If sombody did that to me il probobly fucking...
Tell that his mom thicc

[@jakecard7805]

This dudes asmr honestly just makes you feel good. Can tell this guy just loves doing this and that alone makes the videos more relaxing

[@geiist3229]

“Super high tech camera”
*Pulls out flip phone*
Me...

[@archieffc]

😂

[@mm2gameplay928]

I'm dead🤣🤣🤣

[@nesstrido]

Sir i am sorry to inform you but that is not a flip phone

[@bl4ccj4cc4]

Nigga really called kodak a phone smh

[@geiist3229]

Kooly G it just a joke lol

[@sisterbanger]

Matty: How are you?
Me: I’ve been whooped with the belt earlier
Matty: Good, Good
Me: I know, right?

[@frostlite5992]

WTF 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dingchanghuang8463]

'How are you?'
'I gave birth to 7 child-'
'Good, good.'
'Excuse me, what the 🅱️uck?'

[@kelvstar2oof726]

Lol why am I laughing so much 😂😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😂😂😅😂😂😅😅😂

[@VtecGuru]

Dead

[@anastasiarosado6]

Lmaooo 😭 ikkkk

[@FernandoMartinez-23]

"I guess . . . Get her a wig". - Matty 2018. LMMFAO! ! ! ! !

[@RealRoryanne]

@@clintk my favorite comment 😂

[@footballflickerz1567]

Lemons mangos mushrooms fucking awesome omg

[@takefusakubo142]

Better than Steven Hawking's quotes

[@marcx853]

Matty: how are you?
Me: I just 💩 and got out of the bathroom feeling refreshed
Matty: good, good
Me: heck yeah it was

[@Ki11ua7_7_7]

🤣🤣

[@LILBIGMEAT420]

Bruhhhh

[@yahirvalencia3593]

Matty:you have nice hair
Bald people:am I a joke to you

[@gameralien9076]

LMAO 😄😆😂

[@ariannaromero4363]

bald people aren’t going to go into a haircut place.

[@questionablecartman5428]

arianna romero it’s a joke

[@bigtoke9456]

arianna romero some do for a face shave or other facial grooming

[@drnostalgia6055]

@@ariannaromero4363 r/woooosh

[@skykix1997]

He protecc
He attacc
But most Importantly he busts out his Kodak

[@lilMystix]

SKYKIX underrated comment

[@pizza_girlie113]

That was good😂

[@the-bruh.cum5]

*They

[@danielmcgill6331]

Great bantz there mate

[@jasperhughes2399]

U mean Kodacc

[@niggaman2705]

When you realise spidermans best friend ned started doing asmr after he graduated college.
he is now in his 30s

[@RK-yt7wi]

Marcus Powell why you triggered hun he literally did a Ned role play a month ago...

[@ashlaughs790]

Nigga Man- I liked ur comment but it made it 70, so I’m not gonna like it because rn it’s on 69 likes.
I ‘liked’ your comment

[@freetharulerr]

Nigga Man rigga

[@heyitznate6244]

Are you the triggered bald guy

[@user-jm9xx2sk3o]

Realize*

[@hrreasoner2388]

bro is so wholesome. He seems like that cool family friend of your mom and dad's whose always fun to visit no matter how old you get

[@tiktoktalldude8245]

“It’s been kinda busy today”
Me- *looks around at empty barbershop*

[@Brodie982]

Talman Young he says today at the end that doesn’t intend to mean that it’s busy now

[@michaelafton7642]

Me: so close to sleeping
Ad: Do you have problems hearing!!!!!!??????
Me: ;-; now I do

[@Judabugontrack]

This should have more likes

[@riskydigitsta1794]

wow, so very unoriginal!

[@caitlingowler7353]

Mr poptarts wow...fuck off

[@bridude]

@@caitlingowler7353 ThAtS a BaD wOrD

[@colethebowll2469]

@@bridude 😂

[@MAXSW3LL]

0:45 As You Can Tell Its Been Kinda Crazy In Here Today.
*(Matty Being The Only One In the Room)*

[@onpointapple7579]

Deal Wit It ahhaahah

[@eggsbruhnadict4298]

In the green screen*

[@LuigiPlaysMinecraft5]

Why Do You Capitalize Every Letter Starting At Each Word?

[@dvm9795]

MangoBroadcast Always Wondered Why People Do That…

[@wreckergaming536]

Declan McKamey Me Too

[@Mikehunt129]

Me: *enjoying the asmr almost asleep*
My AirPods: “bAtTeRy LoW!!!”

[@jerrymouse6377]

Wierd flex but ok

[@Mikehunt129]

Bernie Sanders lmao

[@alexdissington6133]

I can relate when you’re lay in bed and you just hear them beep to say they’ve run out.

[@rinophile]

Bernie Sanders I voted for you 👍🏻

[@benfeather8335]

Who sleeps with air pods everyone I have I've lost one and found it when I was going back to bed

[@2freetz]

"Did you really mess up that bad?"
"Yeah she is kind of dead..."
"I guess get her a wig?"
"Good idea!"

[@Dash-gn8ni]

Tik Tok shit was not funny corny ass nigga

[@jacobsmith877]

Jaden you can't take a joke bro

[@DeweyBiggs-tr6zj]

@@jacobsmith877 yeah cuz it's not funny

[@jacobsmith877]

@Dewey Biggs 6069 I thought it was funny

[@DeweyBiggs-tr6zj]

@@jacobsmith877 that's your opinion. I bet thousands of more have the same opinion as you.

[@L28369]

I just found you out of nowhere and I’m glad I did, your voice is so soothing and calming I already feel sleepy 😴 💤 ❤️

[@diegorodriguez8132]

Lama28 sameee

[@bryancarey5757]

Search up mr t asmr he’s voice is so smoothing

[@shadab8484]

@@bryancarey5757 soothing*

[@stupidlams8910]

Lama28 same

[@jeremywashington6713]

YOU right

[@mossy9703]

If I was bald I’d still go to tingle cuts

[@snowisnick9974]

ur barbershop is realistically an ice cream shop lol

[@potatogamzz7429]

pg13 intheatres me to

[@crispyfryy3972]

Lmfao

[@xaphirejello]

Well if you're bald, you can get a wig from Tingle Cuts. JUST SAYING

[@kurager]

*HeAd wAsH*

[@judascaddel7517]

Fun fact:
This is the first ASMR video I’ve ever watched

[@notflim]

Did u enjoy it?

[@thegoldennuke1096]

Same, although I watched it when it first came out.

[@tristenkarcher6233]

It wont be your last...

[@sidramahmoud9627]

you picked a good place to start

[@saltywaffle2683]

Did anybody else watch the video while reading the comments because it gets weird if you just watch the video full screen 🤔

[@fnxrex9989]

Yep

[@hoopbros9241]

Yeah

[@jacks0n.gey3r26]

Salty Waffle yes lol

[@trevinsnow6713]

Yep

[@JB-wp8ee]

Same

[@Lurkburk]

Matty: That's really healthy hair
Me: Yeah i grew it myself

[@Alice_Unchained22]

FELIKS me too

[@mehakai7117]

Best thing I read today xD

[@milky243]

FELIKS I feed it well

[@carrotmail1046]

Todd_ItJustWorksHoward ahhaha i actually couldnt stop laughin wen i read this dont no y

[@thepbj2380]

@@milky243 yes, the classic 3 course meal of cyanide

[@zodiac2011]

"Did you really mess up THAT bad?"
I slipped and cut her eye out
"Just give her a wig. "

[@capitalstorm6677]

Did you mess up that bad
Stabbed the wife shot the kids and buried the 🐈 alive.
Just give her a wig

[@yungdiddy475]

“How are you?“
“Imma boutta rob your whole store😀
“Good good”

[@jakwagugu7972]

who the fuck is gonna rob a barber shop

[@latunen5241]

@@jakwagugu7972 Bruh true

[@jacobual20]

@@jakwagugu7972 gotta get those extra clippers

[@conorcarberry2883]

@@jakwagugu7972 😂

[@fudrucker1239]

Okkie so at a young age my mom would take me to this old fashioned barber shop. Nice little shop right in the middle of town, great place. As I would proceed to sit in the chair as the barber prepares his materials for the proper haircut, I could feel this shakiness feeling down my arms, legs, and back. I was so confused at the time but as the haircuts went on, it felt better. By the end of the haircut I was set on going back to the same place.. but not for the haircut, the “tingles”. As my life went on I got a haircut around every one to two weeks, which means my hair was always short and the kids at school picked on me for it but I didn’t care. Finally around 6 years pass and I’ve been doing this whole haircut every week thing for 6 years and I was fed up with the 14 dollar charge every week lemme tell ya, it adds up. So I look up the feeling on google the best way I could describe it and it brought me to the world of ASMR. Since then, I haven’t gotten a haircut since.

[@RTX1998]

Is this a common thing? This exact thing happened to me when i was a kid and led me to asmr 15 years later

[@luxdam2180]

168 that it for haircut

[@LuisOrtiz-df6ex]

wow

[@n4d143]

john ziper lol

[@n4d143]

Tbh this is the first time I read something long

[@joshuapedersen6763]

Me: (ooo I wanna read cosmo!)
Matty: “Cosmo? Okay.”
Me: wtf how did he know??? ?? ??? ?
Matty: *is psychic* ✨

[@kiandodd7819]

Joshua Pedersen matty does everything works in game store hospital physciatric whatever. So yeh he’s basically mummy rabbit from peppa pig if you’ve seen that

[@i-killed-u-b4925]

R/thathappened

[@leek___]

r/doesn'tknowwhatasubredditmeans@@i-killed-u-b4925

[@lpdluigipandadk8263]

“How are you today.” Me:I’m depressed “Good good.”

[@venomasmark154]

Big mood luigi, I feel ya man

[@boatbeeprewl5979]

"How are you today?" Me: Lesbian as fuck, depressed as fuck, wants to sleep but can't. "Good Good."

[@Dyran_Rowky.CR7]

Marty: don’t be intimidated by this super expensive high tech camera pulls out a 2009 Kodak camera

[@katrinafink3619]

So true.

[@kaidenhall2718]

I thought it would be high tech but I wasn’t expecting that high tech

[@abbyhelena640]

*matty (sorry i had too)

[@psycho5358]

2009 or 1909

[@will4emerson]

Ah, yes, Marty Tingles

[@2dp479]

None of the hair cut role plays are better than this. This is like my 12th time watching this to go to sleep💤

[@Oscarprof]

Dude are u My clone cuz is Like the same for me

[@minimojo2.06]

This is second best the first is Shrek giving you a haircut in 360 asmr

[@vblikxz6137]

Victor Høegh swear

[@colethebowll2469]

@:3 lol

[@xxxblanketsheetsxxx]

@Sean MacGuire eww

[@Grace-pb6og]

Matty: we have Cosmo...
Me: BOO GIVE ME THE SCRIPT

[@emre.1544]

FBI fr doe kinda quirky😳😤🤪

[@mikewilbur9405]

AHHH jeez you scared me dont scream boo please... : (

[@sprxt6384]

Omg nobody understands us Harry Potter fans we’re so different and outcasted. Omg I wish we could just fit in

[@yourfriendmason7915]

Yes

[@thethrowingguy5972]

Who else wants Matty to upload more?

[@sirlancelot9530]

The Throwing Guy me but he has to take a while for perfection.

[@izzyforman6921]

Matty: How are you?
Me: I almost chopped my finger off while cutting a potato
Matty: Good, good
Me: I'm sorry what...

[@LILBIGMEAT420]

Bruh I’ve been laughing at that for 5 minutes straight

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

Mannnnn why did you make us wait so long for this!!! :D:D

[@nolanboy1439]

Articulate Design ASMR no way I love ur vids nan

[@gmccool1576]

Oh yeah yeah me too man

[@garrygank163]

Gunnar McCool oh yeah yeah

[@nicreviewsmoviestv5028]

John Apple r u talking to yourself

[@valkaerie8715]

That nigga high or some shit

[@nasaiahteixeira3664]

did you really mess up that bad?
i did surgery on a grape
just give her a wig.

[@owenmcphee-keath3388]

Wow.
Read more

[@antonyt07]

Lmao I did surgery on a grape😂😂😂

[@scootch4224]

@@antonyt07 Please its dead just no

[@UnsweetTeaMozzarellaSticks]

@Cust- Ials
Memes never die.

[@scootch4224]

@@UnsweetTeaMozzarellaSticks Yes, but they get fucking annoying when used too much.

[@VmpKaito]

Just charged my phone to 25% so I can turn the other way
Edit:thanks for the likes

[@n3wu53r4]

Carter Edelman holy shit that’s so relatable

[@p01ygon]

I don’t have a socket in my room
:(((((((

[@VmpKaito]

@@p01ygon rest in peace, just get her wig I guess

[@Coolkid-so3ug]

I do that sometimes

[@Coolkid-so3ug]

@carter Edelman I feel bad for you

[@matttrotta57]

Me: bout to fall asleep
Spoon: OMG WE HAVE SUCH A GREAT COMMUNITY

[@jamesiorio2558]

“It provides intense moisture.”
Now we’re talking

[@sungii]

TRex Boi LOL

[@Swooziebeats]

😂

[@neil1672]

Matty: smell that, it smells like coconut.
Me: it’s bounty 🥥

[@mikea7739]

The quicker picker-upper

[@phonetichawk7670]

Read that at the same time he said it in the video

[@AJXN_ASMR]

He was laying down the seeds for the MCU with Maui giving your haircut and mentioning how much he loves coconuts

[@alexferanna]

im sexually instigated by cococunts.

[@SS-tb9gi]

19:26 when your on cod zombies and another wave starts coming towards u

[@CooperStanley-f1l]

SS 12 you sir, are a genius

[@SS-tb9gi]

Sammy 0411 thank u

[@DualShock211404]

😂😂

[@Topshelf37]

Ahahhaah yoooo

[@juanbeltran4039]

Lol

[@itsyaboipatrick1872]

Matty: How are you?
Me: Not great, I lost a game of kahoot to someone called urmomgay in French class 😔
Matty: Good Good.

[@Iceman-uy3hj]

I feel that pain king 😌

[@slaps9135]

underrated comment tbh

[@cjgraham6619]

31:31 what the stray piece of chicken sees before you put it down the garbage disposal

[@andrewrogers2575]

Lol that’s such a random comment but it made me laugh. Well done

[@alonsogamboa9015]

How you not have mor than 1000000000k lik bru

[@aphelixnn]

I shouldn't have laughed so hard at that-

[@carlossandoval7932]

Nice fam😂

[@Hi-fj4ct]

5:58 time stamp to go back

[@spookyasmr4820]

This is even better than that time I bought two pizzas for myself

[@jcuadrado9518]

I like your style

[@valkaerie8715]

You scare yet excite me

[@moigadifigiano1978]

No shit, I did that today ...

[@spookyasmr4820]

@@moigadifigiano1978 I see you're a man of culture as well

[@takefusakubo142]

This was better than the time I got 4th place in the ballon d'or

[@PostModernToast]

Take a shot every time Matty says "Everything is looking good."

[@Meh-sn5kj]

Please Notice Me Ryukahr Senpai! th-cam.com/video/vg6z-QNql7U/w-d-xo.html

[@clout39]

I’m so fucking drunk

[@reggiebecerraaa4974]

Please Notice Me Ryukahr Senpai! L

[@taavi8123]

Smoke a joint every time

[@valasgames2970]

Coma

[@The_Alternative_Gamer]

Bro he literally made this 4 years ago but I just found it.. THE HAIRCUT ASMR IS WHAT IVE NEEDED

[@kennethcooks2237]

Matty: Oh yeah that smells good
Me: I can’t smell any thing
Matty: that’s coconut

[@Mastershalingling731]

Matty: “do you want a magazine while you wait?..sure I have a bunch”
*hands over personal playboy stash*

[@mackstewart6425]

Don't worry about the sticky pages , those is private

[@Michael-Ambarossa]

Is good

[@kaidokp]

IM YO DAD G A N G *_BOI_*

[@kristianstr]

B-RAM just scrolling down and i see this comment lmfao smh 😂😂😂😂

[@hunterrm06]

Peng

[@Kjt0000]

Vex not funny being depressed is the worst

[@user-od2xu9lh2m]

Kieren Tovey don’t think he was trying to make anyone cry it’s just a joke

[@marshallpeters1437]

These are honestly my favorite comments

[@soulcat7280]

Change the profile picture *Please*

[@nickverse3463]

Kieren Tovey it’s not funny, but it’s not offensive

[@pxd_spxnzyplayz467]

I love the roleplay videos I know it was 1yr ago, doesnt matter they still fire, his voice is so relaxing.

[@Cheeze258]

"did you really mess up THAT bad?"
Me: I accidentally decapitated the patient.
"just get them a wig"
Me:

[@duskluffy]

Oh god

[@iamnothing5089]

PEEPEE KAKA!!

[@fayojixe9925]

Tang ina mo

[@goldghostlythings5313]

You forgot the ...

[@nineyearoldarmy6124]

lmfao 😂 😆 😝

[@trey8295]

Comment section:exists
Bald people:it’s free real estate

[@jaggedzeroyt1014]

Me: Why are me eyes up here and my hair down there?
Matty: Sorry is that a problem?
Me: Noooo! I like your style..

[@cademorgan1223]

Jagged Zero YT that’s what I was thinking

[@bgordon5205]

It's called a beard

[@watermeloncoughdrops3408]

@Captain skipper "pubes"

[@DarkestDemon2005]

He’s looking in the mirror at us but idk about the face mask bit

[@name-wi1nm]

What if you had a beard

[@daking2660]

This guy is a god at realistic backgrounds

[@tgm_zomdie5019]

You sound like a nice person

[@takefusakubo142]

'Cause he is

[@Aman-uk6cs]

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicolvocano- coniosis Ikr

[@tdauproductions1700]

@@Aman-uk6cs ur pro looks like one

[@Aman-uk6cs]

Jose Suero Im not a girl and god made 2 genders. Think you missed some chromosomes...

[@tgm_zomdie5019]

Oh my gosh aman

[@shannongoodall7218]

I have watched this video at least a couple of times a week for a year. It is one of my favorite ASMR videos! I would love to have a second video! I have anxiety and insomnia and this has helped me so much! You are awesome!

[@isiahfoust6034]

I must be Mr Krabs in this since my eyes are 12 feet above my head

[@defaultbrothersunite8293]

LMFAO

[@JV-rf6is]

Hahahah!

[@ellieplaysweirdgames9899]

SG Isiah 😂😂😂😂😂yyeessssss I’ve always wondered 😂😂

[@tylercrass3828]

SG Isiah...he is looking in the mirror at the persons reflection. That’s why he is looking up

[@mrfamer3752]

I like how people found this comment 2 months later.

[@nashgrantham1123]

I really hope this guy has a great future

[@alyssa4434]

Matty: Smile if you want, flat face if you want.
Me: I'll just do flat face
Matty: ya, you can smile

[@ClownsAreCool44]

I have scrolled past this all the time but then finally clicked on it and this is actually a really good ASMR.

[@Trgvosss]

Penywise And Markiplier Fan Girl me rn bro

[@hquin226]

same

[@mr_hentai_god1392]

Same here 😂

[@stupidlams8910]

Inder Pearl saaaaame

[@ClownsAreCool44]

@BenTurner-qr1si Heck yeah!

[@savavgecabbage9442]

nobody:
Matty: *strokes your bald head
you have very nice hair

[@Alexsomnia]

@@vexiler1025 You're a pinhead! Do we spell it out? Y O U ' R E - A - P I N H E A D

[@vexiler1025]

What?

[@Alexsomnia]

@@vexiler1025 You're a pinhead.

[@goodtimesbro9635]

@@Alexsomnia Lol wtf

[@Jaketheaxman]

At least he try... Lol

[@judahcremeens5435]

Matty: we have never had a bad experience
Matty: I guess you can get a wig🤷‍♂️

[@SnoopyMDL]

The beginning was secret footage of when the Paul’s were born

[@sierra3801]

?

[@SnoopyMDL]

Love Finn Wolfhard when Matty said did you really mess up that bad thats what jake Paul’s dad said when jake was born

[@sierra3801]

ulimate audioman oh tysm 😌 I just generally had no idea wasn’t trying to be rude or anything

[@Bleeehhmaow]

Lol when he said "you messed up that bad" lmao

[@takefusakubo142]

#EXPOSEDPAULS

[@huntermcintyre6075]

The level of detail and work that goes into these videos is amazing!! I have ADHD and sometimes I have a hard time slowing my mind down to fall asleep, but this always does the job!!! Thank you so much!!

[@aocinfinite2539]

Same dude when I try to sleep all I think about is playing on my PC and I can't relax

[@АмерикалучшеРоссии]

AoCinfinite sounds like you need some extra size fat ass I got abs get good nutrition and be dedicated leave that pc at home pig

[@TamaoMizuki]

No need to be rude. Wtf is wrong with you.

[@huntermcintyre6075]

Dang bro that’s a little hash😂😂

[@АмерикалучшеРоссии]

Hunter McIntyre I’m Russian what’s to be expected

[@limaftereffects]

Me : I’m nervous
Matti : I’m a professional
Matti : Takes out dólar tree Scissors
Me: I bout to head out

[@jacobthomas5521]

Matty*

[@antonioguide3610]

This whole comment made my brain hurt

[@watermeloncoughdrops3408]

@@antonioguide3610 "I BoUT HEaD OUt"

[@antonioguide3610]

octane literally

[@alexferanna]

his name is marty.

[@springy6312]

Me: almost is asleep
Ad: Do you suffer from constipation
Me: Poops myself
Also me: Not anymore...

[@forzamovies9366]

🤣🤣

[@ghosted-7815]

Lol

[@nuke2995]

That’s amazing😂

[@watermeloncoughdrops3408]

Damn bro you got literally no one laughing

[@ttvbluerazor0280]

💢⚫⚫⚫⚫
👂👁👃👁👂
🔴👄🔴
Im dead....

[@TCJD2024]

Matty: did you mess up that bad
Me: I stabbed her eye out with the scissors by accident
Matty: just get her a wig

[@legolife5649]

💀

[@jdraco5613]

Bro what ? 🤣

[@ETonStix]

Lol

[@Ian-pw9xy]

Nah a bandaid should cover it...

[@MariaGonzalez-ek7nn]

Matty: i'll be back
Comes one second later

[@jackmassey1989]

Matty: “I’ll be back”
Takes 3 steps and turns around
Me: “You said you would be gone for a while?”

[@kronlix1289]

Matty: Welcome to tingle cuts
Me:wait I thought this was Chick-fil-A