DSP Threatens Anyone Who Talks Negative About Hellblade 2. You Will Get Banned!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 มิ.ย. 2024
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Banning people for criticizing a game will definitely save the business.
"god of war lite lite lite"
sounds like a blast
@@numberonedadSo barely anything like GoW.
He behaves like a dictator in his gated community. He is a control freak and he bans anyone who says something he doesn't like especially the comments that expose his wrong doings or hypocrisy or lies. He is a very narrow minded person with the most fragile ego. 😂
@@Necroverse19 what do you mean everyone likes lite lite lite beer
Fill should apply to Kotaku; Lord knows he acts like they do.
Playing a game with a female lead?? I thought the guy was a happily married dood
two beds... no honeymoon.... roommates IRL
poor kat, Phil is literally cheating on her rn
Divorce will save the channel
She's not hot so it's ok.
@@deathsdoor07 Less hot than Kat?
Phil: I never kiss a games ass I always give my hahnest opinion!
Also Phil: Anyone who criticizes this game in chat is getting banned!
This long winded, pigsplain laden preface makes me think he got this game as a promo and its getting ahead of kissing its ass and making sure the dents dont get in the way of the ass kissing
The neck-phones never fail to make me chuckle. It’s like something a grandpa would use.
That’s what the toilet seat he puts on is?
He is afraid head phones will dent in his head and he will be just another denthead.
Phills pig ears are too encrusted for headphones - he kept getting ear infections. Nothing he could do dood
@@dvaritek434 Digging to your ear with your fingers and never washing them is best way to stay healthy
@veliceligt02 he uses them because he's terrified of headphones making his bald spot even worse.
Is Phill trying to convince the dents or himself that they're having fun?
It's the same as when he says thing like "you guise like this...right?...correct?"
lol
bolth
100% delusional hermit copecast
@@Ridiculousman3riiiiiiight?
all right.... right?
Bros been a psychopath this year. Everything has been chipping away at his sanity. Him realising 50% of his income is going to scopely this year. And next year with another at MINIMUM 20% decrease in revenue. He will only have 30k for bills, after blowing 30k on hogans. It has him shook.
Because he will go from making 80k ish this year to about 60k next year. Hes better off getting a job. But we all know hes too lazy to do that. So be prepared for nuclear apocalyptic levels of begging by the end of the year.
At this point, having not had a job in the last 15 years, he'd be lucky to find a real job that paid him $30,000 a year.
@@TooBokoo with the amount of money he makes off of the idiots that donate to him he could probably just go to college for a diploma which is like 2-3 years instead of a university degree and with a co-op program you may even come out with a job set up. edit: He would never do that though lol, also i'm not sure if it works that way in the usa i only know canada
Honestly Phil would rather unalive himself than get a job. His pride will be his downfall
@@wanttocommentify He could have gotten a top class education almost anywhere he wanted to go with just the money he made in the last two or three years. I guess Hogan pulls are more financially responsible, though.
phil is past the point of being able to learn anymore. he would be telling the teachers how they were wrong about everything
Is it possible that Phil can relate to the plot of Hellblade because he has trouble differentiating between when he is lying and when he is truly being delusional?
Phil is on another plane of existence
His leg was moving 60 MPH 😂😂 watch his shirt shaking from his leg jumping what is wrong with this guy
It's because he's nervous that the playthrough won't get support but it won't anyway because Phil is as interesting as diarrhea
He usually does this when he gets less money on stream.
He’s anxious because he’s trying to convince his audience that HB2 is worth not only playing, but because he wants to stretch it out.
Like when a little kid is trying to convince his parents why buying him a particular toy is an investment.
It’s on GamePass. It’s easy. There’s nothing to explore. It’s cinematic and pretty to look at. And yet here he is telling his dents that it will take him twice as long to finish.
Addict self soothing ticks
Only Phil could take a 6 to 7 hour game and turn it into a 32 part video lol.
Begblade II: Dent's Saga is gonna save the channel. 🤯
More like Dents' Sacrifice 😂😂😂
@@Blittsplitt5 🤣🤣
How come the moment any game either a game mechanic or sub plot that even brushes the concept of "is this reality or not?" Phil is instantly confused and just like "Wow, amazing story, you can't tell if this real or not" Bruh, Darkness 2's story wasn't that complex.
You can watch Phil for 5 minutes and see that he doesn't live in the same reality
I love how he just wants short games he can consume quickly. Little Kitty Big City GOTY.
"It's shorter"
"It's on gamepass"
Right there, that's DSPs duo for a "great game".
Short, with the least amount of effort, and free, is the epitome for phils entire life.
Was he complaining when he played BG3 that they keep adding new elements of gameplay in the later parts? He needs to stop flip flopping how he wants to play games.
I think he genuinely lack any self awareness so that's why this happens lol
@@MystraOne can listen to his rants on detractors and just apply all of it to him, he loves projecting
when he talks, i just get a headache😢
That's your mind trying to resist the pignosis lol
You know you're making "pahs-i-tive, meaningful cahnTenT" when you have to tone police your audience for 20 minutes before you even start playing the damn game.
When Philbert said "Allow me to explain" 😂😂😂 I just tuned out since it's a never ending cycle and all hear is "Ban Ban Ban gone forever" 😂😂😂 and Philbert your content is the toilet of the internet the very bottom of the bowl 😂😂😂😂😂
Tells people not to show up if they don’t like the game yet he will complain later that no one supported
Dave knows a shit ton about "stu-pid-i-teeee and misinformation"
adverTISEment
Tox-siss-e-tee
Lmao
In before Phil declares HB2 devs based the game off him 😂😂😂
It's going to be an Infinite Wealth all over again. 😂
IT'S A FACKSHUAL OBSERVAYSHEN MORAHN. IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM I REALLY AM THIS CHARACTER.
Wasn’t he just ranting about it being disgusting when people can’t say they don’t like a game in reviews ?
“If you’re expecting high quality, immersive gameplay…you won’t get that here” -DSP
Reminds me of parents that lay down the law with warnings to their kids before going inside to someone else’s home.
He’s making sure his “on demand content” isn’t filled him him leaning and grumbling about “idiots in the chat”
He's working his ass off dood
Gotta throw in that sneak PC beg so maybe one day we can get that crispy 60FPS 😂
if he didn't play games with his brain turned off, didn't yap to say nothing and didn't have begging sessions he could finish those small games in one or two streams, but instead all his playthroughs drag on forever
The Muppet Show! Starring DSP!
Who waves his arms around like Kermit the Frahg going WAH WAOOW!!! ~🐷🐸~
"Let me explain.." He always thinks he is more intelligent and smart than he is. His EGO is insatiable...
Someone should tell him that he can explain something without preceding it with "allow me to explain". He's so long-winded he talks like a high school student whose struggling to hit an essay word count minimum.
And the thing he explains is……how sequels work?!? 😤
It’s crazy how Dave “understands” that not everyone will like this, but he will definitely be complaining when it doesn’t get support
oh no he gonna shill Hellblade 2 bruh
Of course he is it's a walking stimulator
He's not a shill, he's not a sellout dood
@@noobsaibot8844 He's aaaahnest
I tuned into his stream of this and how people actually donated made me sick. Its a walking simulator and the chat STILL had to tell him how to play it. He spent the first hour not knowing where the sprint button is
I'm convinced sometimes he does that on purpose so dents donate money to tell him what to do
@FlamespeedyAMV yeah that definitely gets his attention lol
He has "laid down the law." Again.
"This is not the toilet of the Internet here!" HAHAHAHA. I bet Phil doesn't understand why that's so funny.
Says it while wearing a toilet seat round his neck
so much for the guy who doesn't kiss a game's butt
Daves mum bought him a shirt that doesn't fit.
This is a very brain dead take. The reason why Phil is defending Hellblade 2 is for the wrong reasons. He thinks by putting on a mask that appeals to people who are mental because the protagonist is under some affliction he can win browny points and so he can appear to the masses as genuine and convincing that he is a good person.
This is very outdated virtue signalling. The problem is that Phil doesnt have much social understanding that this tactic doesnt ever work and people see right through this drivel. Phil is once again his own worst detractor, raw and uneditted.
4:45 shout outs to THAT BEING SAID.
alt is old and will outlive the 2nd snort fort
Man, the stroke droop is getting so bad. Half of his mouth almost doesn't move anymore. It's been a pretty rapid decline the past couple years
I love it
Has Phil been to a doctor about this, because that shit isn't normal. Not that I really care about his health, I just want to know WHY!?
@@left-2-write28stroked out from the alc door dash 0 exercise diet
It's looking like bells palsy
This is perfect for The Guy, he doesn’t need to play the game because it’s 90% cutscenes that leaves him free to beg
Wasn't he just bashing Xbox and Phil Spencer recently? Now he's fanboying over this game? Bro has to be on some type of medication.
DSP is a living sleep medicine
Bloody snake
I was in his stream earlier and GOOD LORD is he boring. His chat is filled with NPCs and he kept singing which made it worse. Couldn't stay for more than 10 minutes
Some of the questions his dents ask him aren't even cohesive sentences its just garble
I see you dont enjoy Chill, Silly fun streams dood! Go watch some shill huge youtuber or something! Oahkay? With that being said, IF you do like my content please support. How you might ask? You can do superchats, super stickers Become a member or you can tip! As you know I like to hit a daily goal of $50, If I dont make it its not the end of the world but Thank you in advanced for any support.🐽🐽
@kevo300 bare in mind that outside of Kat, these are Phils only social interactions.
It's not hard to see why he thinks he's the smartest guy in the room all the time when everyone he talks to rides the shortbus
@@ditchwizardNotice how that speech used to include “ Something as simple as liking the stream helps! “
He’s dispensed with those pleasantries now, it’s all about cold, hard cash baybay
10:00 I thought we were about to get a Yakuza rant about how the game is like his life
He trying his best to sell this game to the dents
this is the game that is going to save the business
seems like phil has a nervous tick, maybe tourettes syndrome or pixie sticks & coca cola
I will never not be amazed by how the Guy wants to shit on devs giving too much content....
Sounds like game devs made it after Phil.... Game is Constantly making you wonder whats going on, main character has some mental illness. Hearing voices,Dont know whats real or not,,,,,, always guessing /wondering, things haunting her in her mind from the past.
“ Hellblade 2’s story is literally my life! Just like Infinite Wealth dood! “
Hellblade should have Made a Show instead of game
i wish jasper watched the huh cat and sat there doing it to phil everytime he rages or begs
Phils threats are like his paypal wallet n life in general always empty
Meanwhile, Phil was so clocked out with a real game like Elden Ring.
Hellblade 2 is $70 on Steam in Canada. If this wasn't a Game pass Phil would not be playing a 5 hour $50-$60 game.
Phil is now telling his audience what to think and how to enjoy the play through. Only watch the visuals; don't watch the combat!
Wonder why Phat Khat allowed Phil to play this but not Stellar Blade?
Jesus wept, he actually “ has to “ dentsplain that Hellblade TWO is a sequel to……Hellblade. Mind blown 🤯
I like that Phil just refuses to admit that the reason people are bored is because of him. The game isn't boring Phil, you are and when he blames the audience when he complains is just getting repetitive. Phil is an entertaining as cancer
Tbh most modern games have become insanely boring, Phil just makes it more noticeable and Phil is well aware of that now lol
@@FlamespeedyAMV I'd disagree because you can't tell me games like God Of War or RDR2 are boring. Phil needs his hand held for every game he's ever played. I think the only time I ever saw him enjoy himself was that Disney princess valley or whatever it was called
@@Deadman1000i will tell you rdr2 is boring as hell. I had to quit because the game wouldnt let me make my own gameplay choices
Different strokes for different folks, he had a stroke alright as half his mouth is melting.
Hellblade 2 will NOT save the channel... I doubt even GTA 6 will save the channel...
Nothing will save his channel because the games aren’t the problem. The problem is fill, he’s more boring than plain dry stale toast and he doesn’t understand that.
Dude wants games to be movies.
TIHYDPs did start from MGS2
Playing hellblade 2 with that toilet seat audio around his neck is hilarious to me.
doody this shouldve been a 6 min video. I wish I didnt waste the 20 min lol. much of it was him rambling being boring outside of the videos title. keep up the daily work tho I appreciate it. your the dsp news channel
His body language in this video is insanely telling. He’s trying to sell this bullshit to his stream but claims he avoids games because they don’t work for streams. He’s literally insane.
7:30 rooooobuuuuuusssst
These are the kind of games he is really into. Cinametic, no skill issue problems and usually take like 4 hours, no side content and linear. He is just ashamed about it and ofc projects this on the audience, saying this game might not be their cup of tea and shit. There is really no need to rant 20 mins about this topic.
So like, this is gonna be on his best of 2024 along with the kiddie kat game but not ff7 rebirth/dragon dogma 2?
I nearly fell from my chair when he compared himself to Taylor Swift, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
DSP continues to invent issues in the gaming community lol. Him acting like gamers think all short games are bad is not supported by any evidence lol. All we expect, and I think fairly, is that shorter games cost less.
Tech Demo Running At 30 FPS...? No.
DSP wants to play a nice chill game that's basically like watching a movie that he doesn't have to actually concentrate on and expect to get donations by just staring at a screen without any commentary and tell chat support is low , he doesn't understand what happened.
"Alright. I get it. Not anyone will like this game. Not i- it's not it's not one of those please everyone style games. You know what I'm saying. It's snot." -Phil on Hellblade 2, May 2024. Slap that citation on your game box.
ofcourse he loves a game that doesn't focus on gameplay
""you can disagree " apparently personal opinions are not allowed.
Wait, he's playing indie games in a marathon? Didnt he talk mad ish about doing just that like a month ago?
Thanks for the love doody
BANNED! BANNED! BANNED!
I want to see him play Hades II. I've already beat the snot out of it, what's available anyway, and I'm betting he'll have a shit ton of trouble based on how he plays others things. And he'll blame it on dropped inputs.
Phil: I don't crap on games.
Also Phil: Screams at every game
Iron fist is the only way to rule!!! I respek that.
Rule of thumb, if Phil defends the game it's dogshit.
Don’t criticize the game unless its in the message of a $20 tip
‘This is not the toilet of the internet here’ uhhh Phil… yeah… yeah it is
I know you're my customers. But if you say anything bad about the merchandise you're banned from the store forever.
How can you focus on the visuals when they run at 30 FPS…?
It's a tech demo... free. Thats why you're seeing it.
he can barely stay awake for Yakuza I will be shocked if he aint zonked out with a 4h cut scene game with 1h of gameplay lol
This guy talks about people dying their hair to attract kids when he puts on glasses hats and vests to attract kids lol the hypocrisy knows no bounds with this individual
You guys know me, everything is more complicated than it needs to be and takes twice as long.
Its gonna be at least 10 hours of gameplay, 5 hours of excuses and 15 hours of talk about channel performance, profitability and my need for more of your money.
And a good 6 hours of an empty chair and dead air.
16:55 you hear that Griffin Gaming?!
He's got that stroke face again.
Didn't he say in the beginning that the reviews were mixed?
I've said it many times before, and I'll say it again...
IMAGINE PLAYING "INSERT OBSCURE GAME NAME HERE" INSTEAD OF FF7 REBIRTH
Or Stellar Blade
I was watching a review of the game from luke stevens earlier, dude said if you play more then 8 hrs of this game, your looking at the sky for like 3 hrs lol, i felt like saying have you heard of dsp? Hes gonna take 10 hrs plus to beat this
Sounds like Philly boy is getting paid to promote Hell blade 2
Nope, no one would pay this loser to promote to 100 regards 😂
Somehow it will take Philburt 15 hours to beat a 5 hour game
Has anyone got a dopey stroke face droop timelapse going of Phil yet?
Did his mommy or naide dent him a Taylor Swift concert? Its the 2nd time he brought her up
FYI PHIL A GAME NEEDS GAMEPLAY, OTHERWISE ITS A SIMULATION AND NOT A GAME!!!!
is it just me, or is he EXTRA-pasty today?
Hellblade, Helldivers
He is "Burn-in-hell" Burnell
Please read my haiku
I couldn't help myself
Senua will save the business
Senuas gout
So its not real heavy on gameplay and mechanics.
Of course Phil is all about it.