Lo dude I’m from hk I’m not chinese but I speak Cantonese fluently , and I don’t I understand why people call Chinese people “Cantonese” it’s a fking language not an ethnicity ,and please don’t call yourself a canto or Cantonese , it’s not for people its only related to the language. , not even the culture of a person. Even us hk people who speak Cantonese originally never ever call ourselves Cantonese , it’s either chinese or other race
Its what's wrong with them cuz twitch is known for having simp karma there for you'd think the top clips be twitch th0ts but they are not for some reason I don't know where I'm going with this
Captain Dantee'th Or maybe it’s because people who know nothing about Twitch assume that it’s all Twitch thots, because that’s what they’ve been told by jealous youtubers.
@@themitickgamer yeah, seconded lol. I guess it's balancing the highs and the lows (maybe in the right ratio) highs aren't too high or loud....I guess...
9:02 if someone comes up to you in LA and they size you up(constantly look down at shoes and up in eyes) means they are about to do/say something stupid.
the korea town girl was saying she was MS13. Which is wild. Its a notorious gang in the south west. Its big and has established itself in the central America. Wild she was that brash
I only knew three people from those clips. Chocotaco, the fat kid that used to be in the Jackass-type stuff years ago, and the other FPS gamer whose name I suddenly forgot. Very gud content.
The clip at 5:30 is from a popular Australian TH-camrs/twich gamers. They were on a pretend date, but each was trying to get the other to do certain things without them knowing. Cray (the guy) was trying to touch her X number of times without her being suspicious.
2:43 (The Twitch Video with the couple) that was probably one of the most awkward things I have probably seen LOL, great video though Aloona on the other hand!
I recently found this channel a couple days ago and have only been watching this content and now not only have I started pronouncing words like her but I have also slightly forgotten the English language and today I was talking on the phone and subconsciously whispered something about carpets to my mom and she was very confused.
To make it short, the last video. The rich guy wanted to steal his girl, so he attempted to offer himself for the ride instead. :))) Actually loved that. (I mean if I got it right that is.)
Great video as always Aloona, these videos are amazing 😎👍👍👍 Please never stop being the Aloonaest Aloona ok😎👍👍 If the reference was not clear it comes from Rick & Morty, I think you’d be quite happy with that show if you find yourself ever bored 😎👍👍
that chick at 9:09 is an example of salvies be tripping. The Koreans in K Town been having them migrate around the area for better part of a decade, by jacking up the cost of living. and I don't blame them. They dealing with salvies ( salvadoreños ).
The girl at 6:36 ... is it me or is she an actress? Specifically Angela Sarafyan who played in 24 and Twilight and a fair few others... She sure looks a lot like her.
Aloona hears chinese "is that a real language" lmao
As a Chinese person, I can confirm it’s a fake language
le-mao
there were some parts that really sounded like they just making noises
@@birchtree5884 confirm
in the beginning it didn't sound legit to me either
I speak Chinese and that guy really did ask the lady to go home with him, and he did shout "hey big brother, how about I go home with you instead? "
The thirsty guy had a thick mainlander accent. Don’t think I could’ve translated that
Gonna say, it's defiantly Chinese, and if she got a translator she could understand
As a canto boi I can't for the life of me understand mainlander and northen accents
Lo dude I’m from hk I’m not chinese but I speak Cantonese fluently , and I don’t I understand why people call Chinese people “Cantonese” it’s a fking language not an ethnicity ,and please don’t call yourself a canto or Cantonese , it’s not for people its only related to the language. , not even the culture of a person. Even us hk people who speak Cantonese originally never ever call ourselves Cantonese , it’s either chinese or other race
@@jvr6272 Cantonese is talking about the people from a region as well. Shut up punk.
Ye dat last clip was in Chinese lol. The guy was thirsty for some Water (the girl's name).
Yeah then Jake was fucking around asking if he could go home with them instead
i need me some h2o
China is like if Japan had a child with Korea and raised him as an American.
Great potential x 0 effort made= nation of delinquents
@@genericalias5756 what's the name of the twitch channel?
@@kisukoev jakenbakelive. Water start streaming as well, but I'm not sure what her channel is
Not what I thought the “top twitch clips” would be about... what’s wrong with me?
It's rather "what's wrong with twitch?"
Yeah, I was waiting for some Off-line TV clips
These were actually pretty boring
Its what's wrong with them cuz twitch is known for having simp karma there for you'd think the top clips be twitch th0ts but they are not for some reason
I don't know where I'm going with this
Captain Dantee'th Or maybe it’s because people who know nothing about Twitch assume that it’s all Twitch thots, because that’s what they’ve been told by jealous youtubers.
*Me not knowing who any of these people are*
"Am I so out of touch?
No! It's the Children who are wrong"
PepeHands Old Simpsons
You should consider yourself lucky. They're stupid and offer nothing in return. Not even entertainment.
@@CrolyGiart "i only watch 1 streamer so all other streamers are boring"
Last time I was this early, Aloona didn’t speak english
She still doesn't XD
What launglage she used-Russian?!
@@woffline9 no she used blyat
Aloona: "The most EPIC, The most ORIGINAL, The most FUN content on this planet"
Me: *Nods in Agreement*
Because so far no one else has kidnapped a slav girl to react to things.
I think you may need to experience life a little more 😂
@@CrolyGiart That's teh damn joke. Jeez, no one understands humor anymore
7:33 he randomly killed a guy at a very long distance, he didn't even know
Thank you Sherlock
No sheeeet
90% of the time clips make me say "what was that??" as well
This TBH
Finnaly found boppo
MonkaS Boppo, they found you!
@@RMiz_ found you, too
@@RMiz_ New hackerman Peeposupsicious
06:36 You are watching gameplay of the game called "Telling Lies" and thats actress Angela Sarafyan.
I came for the blinding flash grenades, I stayed for the ear bleeding laugh.
Carpet.
Wow aloona.sound balancing is "amazing"
She is literally Brad1 who never gave a shit about sound balance.
What is sound balance?
It's stolen content with commentary
@@themitickgamer yeah, seconded lol. I guess it's balancing the highs and the lows (maybe in the right ratio) highs aren't too high or loud....I guess...
9:02 if someone comes up to you in LA and they size you up(constantly look down at shoes and up in eyes) means they are about to do/say something stupid.
LMAO when she threw the sandwich at 0:41, it litterally censored the middle finger
Lmao I was thinking the same! I was like "Why the fu*k did no one notice such an EPIC coincidence?!"
the korea town girl was saying she was MS13. Which is wild. Its a notorious gang in the south west. Its big and has established itself in the central America. Wild she was that brash
That’s a difference between a girl and a boy she noticed her eye brows first and we know what we noticed 😂❤️
3:19 "We are naughty, young animals."
MARRY HER, JAKE.
4:02 Bob getting a little excited about Poki. 😂
We just gonna ignore shes so sleep deprived she fell asleep at the start
hearing you laugh makes me happy, thank you aloona!!
“But any way guys this is a cool video”
Aloona 50% of the time: “whaaaaat? I don’t get it”
Her every reaction is wholesome. Especially the pepe frog toy.
I only knew three people from those clips. Chocotaco, the fat kid that used to be in the Jackass-type stuff years ago, and the other FPS gamer whose name I suddenly forgot. Very gud content.
The clip at 5:30 is from a popular Australian TH-camrs/twich gamers. They were on a pretend date, but each was trying to get the other to do certain things without them knowing. Cray (the guy) was trying to touch her X number of times without her being suspicious.
I think that was Snooki from Jersey Shore in the first clip no?
2:43 (The Twitch Video with the couple) that was probably one of the most awkward things I have probably seen LOL, great video though Aloona on the other hand!
10:52 "many cool, many funny, very like" English 100
that "very like" really gets me
You deserve more subscribers, your video quality is good and your content is too
Why are you not a million subscribers yet
6:37 its clementine from westworld!
6:36 where do I find that video? Anyone has the link?
You had me on "ass eating". My sub to you!
Aloona finally posted a video, just on time coz i really need it right now. Finally some good therapy for my TBI :v
TBI?
I had a bad experience wich caused a Traumatic Brain Injury
3:58 same time reaction
"Tell me what you think like throughout the day"
*Can I make this into a meme*
No, U can't!
Ofc, that U can-gang give ya persmission!;-)
I recently found this channel a couple days ago and have only been watching this content and now not only have I started pronouncing words like her but I have also slightly forgotten the English language and today I was talking on the phone and subconsciously whispered something about carpets to my mom and she was very confused.
Aloona: Whaaaaatt?
Chocotaco 3 seconds later: Whaaaaatt?
Me: Yes now get married
Pewdiepie everytime: *WHAAAT* You never played Tuber Simulator?
6:39 isnt that clementine from westworld?
Yes.
3:00 Dude's face turned red like a frikin tomato🤣🤣
Aloona:"what???"(visible confusion)
Choco:"what???"
Literally just 10 min of Aloona saying "what is that?" or "what's happening?"
Aloona understands literally nothing, she's like a 2-day old kitten it's great
"Many cool many funny very like"
*Aloonglish 100*
Yay! I get to watch your video on my way to get my wisdom teeth pulled out! Thanks for uploading so I can be calm :P
I didn't expect to see Nikita but oh am I glad I did.
6:48 is that the lady from westworld ??
Yes, her name is Angela Sarafyan.
Isn't that girl at 06:38 the girl from Westworld?
Yes
The first ten seconds are basically the Aloona version of the stuttering kid
Yo-you wh-wha-what you
Cat that you could that the that
Aloona, you could literally smile for 10 minutes and upload a video of that and we wil still smash like
What was the last video from?
*sees the video isn't sponsored*
This does spark joy
6:36 is the girl here the one who played in Westworld? She looks a lot like one who played a host
Yeah once you mentioned that i remember she from west world
"are they pretending to speak some language ?" i thought the same xDD
To make it short, the last video. The rich guy wanted to steal his girl, so he attempted to offer himself for the ride instead. :))) Actually loved that. (I mean if I got it right that is.)
Great video as always Aloona, these videos are amazing 😎👍👍👍
Please never stop being the Aloonaest Aloona ok😎👍👍
If the reference was not clear it comes from Rick & Morty, I think you’d be quite happy with that show if you find yourself ever bored 😎👍👍
7:35 dude loaded the gun and shot once through the window. It killed another player *400m away* (litteraly by chance)
When you're so early there's 1 view, 0 comments, and 15 likes
I could'a swore at the end she asked us to go out on a date with her
You should let granny/babushka say hi to stream, she seems rad
that chick at 9:09 is an example of salvies be tripping. The Koreans in K Town been having them migrate around the area for better part of a decade, by jacking up the cost of living. and I don't blame them. They dealing with salvies ( salvadoreños ).
Last clip is Jakenbake he speaks japanese and chinese, he's not pretending xD and yes the girl is his gf she's chinese and he's american
On what time do you usually stream?
Aloona calling Snooki a lady is hilarious if you grew up watching Jersey Shore
I think of Baloona throughout the day... it scares me
You're so calm I love it 👉👈
That was the best Dad troll ever LOL!
"Why so pryeeeeeti"
Me: "Aah yes Aloona. Why so Preeeeety?"
I have gone off yt for a while and I forgot how much I love her voice
6:02 Face When you find another Gopnik
If i am a new subscriber to the channel, what is the best way to describe to me why she says carpet as an intro?
I tried to think what I should think but then I remembered I'm not supposed to try to think.
The girl at 6:36 ... is it me or is she an actress? Specifically Angela Sarafyan who played in 24 and Twilight and a fair few others... She sure looks a lot like her.
"Many cool, many funny, very like"
*Me watching Aloona's videos and livestreams*
Aloona please tell me where you got the
pepe plush
The first clip, was Snooki from The Jersey Shore. I think.
6:41 isn’t that the girl from westworld
I was gonna say too!
That first clip is in San Francisco
Crazy to think pewds launched her career from one mention in a vid
6:00 Can somebody please provide a link to this man's stream. Seems like a cool guy to follow. )))
Me: Realizes theres no sponsorship today
Also me: My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
yay, what I think hmm, thanks for watching highlights with us. enjoying the new uploads. OonaPower 👍🏽
4:15 yes that was german.
Whats her username
Aloona during whis video: ...WHaT?!
I got like 5% of the things that happened there, you're not alone, Aloona. Or should I say, you're not ALOONE?
Half of the video is loona not understanding the videos lmao 😂❤️
03:24 oh no shaaaaamne man he was embarrassed
aloona had the same reaction as several streamers in this vid. it’s called *stream sense*
Stream sense > Spidey sense
*change my mind*
I love that you included the litol kyet in the video
what happened in 9:28? i didnt get it
I just discovered this channel now and she remind me of a girl which i loved and still but rejected mee, this my best new channel so far
Sometimes I rememvmber we have a finite supply of helium on earth and that one day we won't have any more birthday balloons and it makes me sad
lmao, wat?
@@LPcrazy_88 Because helium is lighter than the air, once it escapes containment, it floats up through the atmosphere and into space, gone forever.
If these are the most viewed clips on twitch then I've lost my faith in humanity
AGAIN
Aloona should start uploading more, you're literally my substitution for pewds
he's speaking the language of the gods
yeah but who is the german streamer girl with the nosedildo ?
do you think if it's a good idea if aloona larionova make a fan mail vids?
Aloona's upload schedule WeirdChamp
2:52 3:28 look how that guy become gradually more red from shy
Eleven minutes of Aloona discovering that most of twitch is f'n cancer
I don't get how people watch this?
3:13 Those Chinese words (西式 餐厅) mean western restaurant.
Hey! *_TOP KEK_* I've been watching their videos since their old "Evil Woman" (by ELO) theme - a few years now!