People that think the manager can change everything.

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  • @Grandsheba
    @Grandsheba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10007

    3years of working in customer service is a PhD in human psychology.

    • @maou7222
      @maou7222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      This comment is sooo underrated

    • @sasshil4202
      @sasshil4202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Facts 😂😂😅

    • @And89247
      @And89247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I swear to god 😂

    • @_ZORRO__
      @_ZORRO__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      And a lifetime of pent up anger

    • @rizo1044
      @rizo1044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      no its not

  • @Fl0yd-
    @Fl0yd- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11269

    “Hi welcome to store store”
    The accuracy is on point.

    • @Joe-pi9bx
      @Joe-pi9bx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      *on point point.

    • @crlyfryz8049
      @crlyfryz8049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Yeah, uh, I'm returning these. I heard I could get them for cheaper at Mart Mart

    • @radleylessley9459
      @radleylessley9459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Deady DeadSh0t omg I love stater staters I get all my groceries there

    • @YamanYaman-rh9hk
      @YamanYaman-rh9hk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I dont get the store store

    • @mlrd6622
      @mlrd6622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Who else looked in the comment section to see if anyone else thought this?!

  • @themoleman6806
    @themoleman6806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +988

    The only thing that could have made it better is if it ended with:
    “I wanna speak to God!”
    “You about to.”

    • @markm0000
      @markm0000 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      What would make it even better is after he gets knocked out he comes back and tries to speak to someone above God lol.

    • @pumpkin_pants3828
      @pumpkin_pants3828 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      ​@@markm0000 let me speak to the Great Being of the Void

    • @rudrodeepchatterjee
      @rudrodeepchatterjee ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@pumpkin_pants3828 God- Ok. *kills him*

    • @ashupashu5559
      @ashupashu5559 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      made yor comment 667 likes cuz talking about god and having 666 likes is cursed

    • @ecoist9057
      @ecoist9057 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂​@@ashupashu5559

  • @momothebear
    @momothebear 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4357

    As a manager, I most often side with my employees and back their judgment calls (unless they've actually made a mistake). One time, this lady responded to me saying that I'm just saying exactly what my employee had just told her and I said" Well sure. Did you think I spent 17+ hours of my life training this person to give them the wrong information just so they have to call me to give you a fucking favor!?"

    • @gellister
      @gellister 2 ปีที่แล้ว +674

      I had a situation where a customer had come into our fast food restaurant and repeatedly ordered incorrect items to then complain to get the free replacements. My manager listened to my concerns and the next day went out to work line to watch and listen.
      Guy shows up and orders. Manager heard the order as it was ordered and helped make the order personally. When the guy came back to the counter and complained, the manager stepped out and said: "No, I know what you ordered. I listened to the whole thing. You have been doing this repeatedly so we won't remake your order."
      Guy gets indignant argues for a bit and throws out "I am never giving you my business again".
      Manager shot back: "Good, we don't want customers like you coming here anyways."
      Crappy customers leaves in a huff and manager gives us all commendations and free meals to use outside our shift at our discretion.
      I had a lot of respect for that manager. Went on to become a regional manager and employees loved him.

    • @momothebear
      @momothebear 2 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      @@gellister See I had a manager like this who trusted their employees over the client, and as a manager, you learn that your priority is not the client. You take care of your staff, your staff will take care of the clients. And I really wish you can be a manager one day too because I'm sure having lived this experience, you'll be able to apply it to your own professional life. Good luck 😊

    • @gellister
      @gellister 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@momothebear I am actually a lower level manager, a direct report team lead for about eleven employees. When customers complain, I tell my people to call me in to talk the customer through the problem so they, the employees, can focus on their work (I am the quality assurance person, my people don't need to be suffering customer complaints when that's on me to make sure we are doing things right).
      My employees at least seem fond of me but I really feel like they are my work family and try to treat them as such (always hear their side on issues, give them the benefit of the doubt and give them my trust, throw MYSELF under the bus for the customer if needed and make a commitment to do better to both upper management and the customer - take the blame as it is on me to enable my people to succeed).
      A leader is someone who gets in the trenches with the people they lead because it isn't about perks or promotion, it's about stewardship and helping people build themselves into something better with the time they are spending at a job. I try to train them how to be leads like me so they can fill this role assuming I leave or promote. I will deliberately do base employee assignments myself, personally, to free up time to have them work on team presentations with me so they can get new work skills. I invest because they are wonderful people and I want them to leave better for having worked with me, not worse.
      So thank you for your thoughts. You are right, I try to work like that manager I worked with over a decade ago. I want to be an example of the good that can come from working for something higher than just myself and my wants. Leading is a privilege, not a right and I want to live up to what it means to be a leader, not just merely a manager. I will take your wish of good luck as a reminder to always be mindful of this and continue devoting my efforts to helping those in my reach. Thanks. Best of luck to you too! :)

    • @todayyouheal
      @todayyouheal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sure pal

    • @NoSignofSanity
      @NoSignofSanity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Are you hiring?

  • @TheDragonRuler-
    @TheDragonRuler- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14558

    EVERY SINGLE TIME.
    *We can't do that sir*
    LEMME SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!
    Manager tells them the EXACT same thing.

    • @voileombrage3440
      @voileombrage3440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      Shadow Reaper, happens mostly every single day with me and other coworkers at my work.

    • @TheDragonRuler-
      @TheDragonRuler- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      @@voileombrage3440 Managers are magical beings that can change everything 😂😂😂

    • @Lilitha11
      @Lilitha11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Managers can some times do something, but usually the person you are talking to will know if it is possible. In which case they may even offer to get the manager for you before you ask.

    • @christophermatos35
      @christophermatos35 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      @@voileombrage3440 it is ridiculous how they course at you, ask for the manager, then the manager tells them that they can't have a refund without a receipt, but they are cool.
      Customers logic:
      if an employee tells them they can't have something = rage
      If the manager tells them the same thing = cool

    • @chasfarthing244
      @chasfarthing244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Gimme the district manager!

  • @SPACEHARICE
    @SPACEHARICE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26698

    This ain't even a joke people really behave like this

    • @nekocat4293
      @nekocat4293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +895

      i mean its a joke BECAUSE people behave like this lmao

    • @WubbyPunch
      @WubbyPunch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +627

      This ones for the people that never worked retail. This shit is real out here

    • @winning77th
      @winning77th 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Bs cash is king, everyone doesn’t have fancy credit cards lol

    • @ZealousPumpkinTV
      @ZealousPumpkinTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      After he speaks to the UN, he be like : I WANNA TALK TO GOD lol

    • @caorgi
      @caorgi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +339

      What's worse is when the manager above you GIVES THE CUSTOMER WHAT THEY'RE DEMANDING and you look like the asshole

  • @blockmasterscott
    @blockmasterscott 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2263

    OH MY GOD. I worked in retail for years, and I can tell you from experience, that this video is 100% TRUE! Dumb customers demanding to see the manager come in all skin colors, young and old, and both genders. If there was ever a case of true equality, it's stupid customers.

    • @JensMorrison
      @JensMorrison 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Here, here. Well said.

    • @Lexiunicorn04
      @Lexiunicorn04 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Their stupidity unites them all

    • @josephbrennan370
      @josephbrennan370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Amen

    • @m16dude967
      @m16dude967 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ah, right to refuse service intensifies. The store manager would just kick them out and that is that. If they want to call corporate, we'll just hand them their number. Normally, they won't even go that far because they know they already lost.

    • @nomadaa5984
      @nomadaa5984 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Good I’m glad you said both genders because that’s all there is.

  • @lunalovegood5477
    @lunalovegood5477 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    Caleb: Do you know how hard it will be to get the President on the phone right now?
    Also Caleb: it’s super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

    • @SomeGuy1117
      @SomeGuy1117 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Jacob got connections.

    • @chuckbass7276
      @chuckbass7276 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Ryan George reference? 😎

    • @joezilla29
      @joezilla29 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Wow wow wow. Wow.

    • @bananaman4613
      @bananaman4613 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      References are Tight

    • @newagain9964
      @newagain9964 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was FF bro.

  • @V01Tx
    @V01Tx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13837

    "I want to speak to God"
    District Manager- Oh you will

    • @aiire504
      @aiire504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      LMAO

    • @Silver_Red4248
      @Silver_Red4248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      They finna die

    • @polishcow4327
      @polishcow4327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      i loled at this

    • @niceguy1189
      @niceguy1189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +330

      God: "Do you have a receipt?

    • @vinh21981
      @vinh21981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      No you'll speak to Satan.
      Satan- Do you have a credit card or receipt?
      Karen- **** *** * *** ** *****************

  • @vaffel1355
    @vaffel1355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12227

    Respect for Jacob getting the PRESIDENT on the phone

    • @HeenaPatel253
      @HeenaPatel253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Vaffel 1 lol

    • @AtomicOwl
      @AtomicOwl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Jacob prob was hacking

    • @zrATT_
      @zrATT_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      how did you get my number?

    • @TheUnlikelyKing
      @TheUnlikelyKing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I really wanted to see him wear a Trump wig, but that also works 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Prof.BiggusChungus
      @Prof.BiggusChungus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Jacob is employee of the month every month

  • @fierybookworm
    @fierybookworm ปีที่แล้ว +211

    My favorites are always the "are you accusing me of stealing?" when you have to tell them that without proof of purchase, you can't grant a refund. I always wish I could say "well with that attitude I'm starting to think so!" 🤣

    • @slampest
      @slampest ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

  • @saadiarsalan1155
    @saadiarsalan1155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    "hello"
    "hi, is this the president?"
    "wait, how did you get my number"
    this part killed me🤣

  • @Meadiocracy
    @Meadiocracy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11847

    Y'know I love when people ask to speak with the supervisor when I am the supervisor.

    • @Midnightangel124
      @Midnightangel124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +736

      Same here. I love that shit.

    • @destinywilson7606
      @destinywilson7606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1748

      You should pretend to walk into another room then walk out and reintroduce yourself 😆 as a supervisor
      Then I realize this sounds much more comical in my imagination than reality

    • @Meadiocracy
      @Meadiocracy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +487

      @@destinywilson7606 My God that's genius!

    • @Meadiocracy
      @Meadiocracy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      @Aaron DeHaemer I'm already wearing a suit and all so the voice will have to do.

    • @muimina8875
      @muimina8875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Fucking same

  • @saddogofwisdom8103
    @saddogofwisdom8103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7766

    “Hi, welcome to Store Store.”
    11/10 name.

  • @Smol_Eri
    @Smol_Eri 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    As someone who was a cashier and moved into management, retail will do permanent damage to your psyche, I genuinely find it hard to adapt to other jobs now and struggle in non chaotic organized team environments. To all you warriors on the front line of retail, I respect you, I love you, and you will have better days

    • @Naokarma
      @Naokarma 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@metalsign7015 There are different brands of chaos. Front-end retail is the worst when it comes to having faith in humanity.

    • @Silassims-ye5et
      @Silassims-ye5et หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thanks

  • @neonfroot
    @neonfroot ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This is why adults should disciplined like kids.
    Maturity is not automatic with age, especially nowadays.

  • @predatorkingx4039
    @predatorkingx4039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8725

    “Do you have a receipt?”
    A Karen’s only weakness.

    • @alyssasauls4371
      @alyssasauls4371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Rigth tho

    • @YoutubeCommenter1st
      @YoutubeCommenter1st 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Alyssa Sauls Right*

    • @teehee5189
      @teehee5189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      That and the manager telling them there's nothing they can do

    • @gabbycraft7035
      @gabbycraft7035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      That, and the store clerk saying: “I am the manager.”

    • @musikerherzelias3681
      @musikerherzelias3681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And cameras

  • @orion_starchaser
    @orion_starchaser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7218

    Customer: "I wanna talk to GOD!!"
    Manager: *That can be arranged*

    • @oliviacobb557
      @oliviacobb557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Mega OoF

    • @nathanwaltrip7220
      @nathanwaltrip7220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +380

      Thou needith thy receipt.

    • @ItsMe-ce6ug
      @ItsMe-ce6ug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Shut up! SHUT UP! *LeT mE SpEaK tO gOd!*

    • @Doggowithasubmarine
      @Doggowithasubmarine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Nisa Nur Eroglu "Well my son/daughter, it sounds like all you need is a card or a recip-"
      _AAAAARRRGGHGGHGGGG_

    • @ItsMe-ce6ug
      @ItsMe-ce6ug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Gaincarlo Serrato Then let me speak to!!...Ok I got nothing you win 😒

  • @unknown634VODS
    @unknown634VODS ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It hits worse when the manager says the same exact thing and then the person fully understands because someone higher than me said it.

  • @jacobadams9876
    @jacobadams9876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    *"I WANT TO SPEAK TO GOD!!!"*

    • @MysticEle
      @MysticEle 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "Oh no worries, I'm about to send you *right* to him."

  • @vision4860
    @vision4860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61592

    100% accurate.
    This isn't even a skit, it's just truth.

    • @fernandorivera4719
      @fernandorivera4719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2109

      "I paid money for these!"
      Prove it.

    • @stephanierobinson731
      @stephanierobinson731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1196

      This was me last week. The guy said " you're just going to make this difficult aren't you?". I said "no sir, I'm not making anything difficult, I would have to see a receipt, or else I wouldn't be able to return them" lmao

    • @AbstractVader
      @AbstractVader 5 ปีที่แล้ว +884

      Nah if this was real life the manager would have just given them the refund and made you look like an asshole

    • @craigsayshello8239
      @craigsayshello8239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      Marcus Jordan facts but your just following protocol

    • @MidniteJ
      @MidniteJ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Sai Prime I’m your 2k like :D

  • @matrixphijr
    @matrixphijr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12347

    “Get me the President!”
    “Do you know how hard that would be?”
    ...
    “Jacob, get the President on the phone.”

    • @dishwasherdetergent3366
      @dishwasherdetergent3366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +622

      Jacob is the true alpha of this situation

    • @daddy_chill1530
      @daddy_chill1530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      Whoever Jacob is he's definitly the power behind the throne

    • @francismoriba9963
      @francismoriba9963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Everybody let’s say thank you to jacob

    • @NoRegerts
      @NoRegerts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @no u my name is jacob i never knew i needed something so much till i read what yall are saying about me

  • @Zantonny
    @Zantonny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Tip for when elevating to higher positions during complaints:
    The ones that deal with customers have rules to stick too on how they talk to you and what they can do for you, and their job relies on treating you well.
    If you elevate to a roll that doesn't deal with customers normally, they're going to be annoyed at you and are more likely to just end your time being a customer with them, than they are to help you.
    I've seen bank accounts get closed due to someone elevating stuff up to positions that haven't got time for BS.

    • @ssuccessor5674
      @ssuccessor5674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks, Jesus!

    • @Zantonny
      @Zantonny 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ssuccessor5674 It works with religion too. Pray to Jesus, he handles customer service. He'll die for your sins. But you elevate to God? God'll just genocide your whole city to cleanse the sin. Ya aint want to go to God.

    • @kingp260
      @kingp260 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This, I work in a restaurant and whenever people ask to see our General Manager, things never go their way. He’s a very profit focused guy, customer complaints don’t interest him.

  • @amematoi
    @amematoi 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I find it funny that of all people who would snap here, it wasn’t the sales associate but the district manager.

  • @izzyb6099
    @izzyb6099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5275

    “Hi welcome to Store Store”
    *Seems legit*

    • @Stephanie-sp7bb
      @Stephanie-sp7bb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      😂😂😂

    • @godhimself9468
      @godhimself9468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      300th like

    • @Geobeetle
      @Geobeetle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      The store where you buy stores

    • @numbblackpicture
      @numbblackpicture 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Geobeetle hi there, let me get the uhm.. wallmart. Make it two, and I want some target on the side aswell.. Aaand are the radioshaks still available?

    • @drretcon7315
      @drretcon7315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No wonder they calling the president

  • @lilyy7318
    @lilyy7318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16549

    “I paid money for these!”
    Yes you did. That is what buying something is. God, I hate retail.

    • @donutlover772
      @donutlover772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      WhAtS A MonEy?!?!?!?!?

    • @KittyRubz
      @KittyRubz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Dafuq even is money

    • @adrian.c3447
      @adrian.c3447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Wait yall know smt about "money" wth is that

    • @LilFrg
      @LilFrg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Lmao maybe he stole them and that’s why he doesn’t have the receipt :0?!

    • @AnimeGirl-rt2qi
      @AnimeGirl-rt2qi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same but I have to work there it's my first job and it sucks

  • @caitlinomalley80
    @caitlinomalley80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I remember the first unruly customer I had to deal with back in 2005, was working electronics at a walmart, got called up to the service desk for a return. This lady wanted to return a playstation 2, she had a receipt, but then when I went to scan the barcode on the system itself, it didn't match up with the serial number that was printed on the receipt, and I told her we couldn't return it. She lost her shit, but I told her that was company policy. Tried getting a manager, who told her the exact same thing. Honestly I knew immediately that it wouldn't work anyways, because the box and receipt was for a slim ps2, that she clearly bought earlier that day at a different walmart, and then stuffed one of the much older fat ps2s into. Tbh, the box was bulging because it didn't fit right, and I had to pull it out just to scan the barcode, I saw the console was rather beat up and clearly well used.
    So, don't try to pull a fast one.

    • @michaelcullum7284
      @michaelcullum7284 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I had people try to do this at Home Depot with power drills. The "I just bought this today!" gets old really fast when they all look like they were bought in the 80's and scavenged from a landfill. Lol

  • @toowingless9473
    @toowingless9473 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The ability to refuse service is a wonderful thing

  • @BK-mk3vi
    @BK-mk3vi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57155

    A moment of silence for everyone working in retail, it’s a brutal industry.

    • @umarfaridy7925
      @umarfaridy7925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +531

      NitroAmi Bob amen to that

    • @mincrafter98
      @mincrafter98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1018

      Thank you for your sympathy

    • @SHSLCosmosisSpeedruns
      @SHSLCosmosisSpeedruns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +493

      Appreciate it, man.

    • @cyberneticlewds324
      @cyberneticlewds324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +865

      I work in retail, there are costumers that are really like this and it's annoying as hell.
      Edit: spelling

    • @GeneralCane
      @GeneralCane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      Hey, at least it's not fast food.

  • @Xweetibird
    @Xweetibird 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4716

    GET ME
    *T H E H O K A G E*

    • @KianaK0423
      @KianaK0423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      Caleb: I want to return these headphones.
      Naruto: Sounds like you need a receipt.
      Caleb: AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!

    • @KianaK0423
      @KianaK0423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      Customer: Get .....Get me the Sage of Six Paths!!
      Naruto: He's dead! He can't talk to you....I mean he's in limbo I could go get him.
      Customer: Get him right now!!
      Naruto: Alright! *_Gets the Sage Of Six Paths_*
      Hagoromo: What do you require?
      Customer: I want to return these headphones.
      Hagoromo: Do you have a receipt?
      Customer: *_Unholy anguished screaming_*

    • @Gaming_Lafda
      @Gaming_Lafda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@KianaK0423lol 😂😂😂

    • @thebluepineapplephoenix101
      @thebluepineapplephoenix101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😎

    • @djinn1235
      @djinn1235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This deserves way more likes

  • @rb5078
    @rb5078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is so accurate it’s triggering. Why are people like this?

  • @drewsgone9215
    @drewsgone9215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I don’t understand how Caleb gets so authenticity fed up with himself..😂

  • @pectoralis1565
    @pectoralis1565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3954

    Only in a shop called "StoreStore" can you talk to the president of the United States. 😂😂

    • @workonline9942
      @workonline9942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I'm sorry man but we're going to have to cut off your likes. That 100 just fits.

    • @pectoralis1565
      @pectoralis1565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@workonline9942 No please. Give me more. It's my time to shine. Let me have themmmmm.

    • @taylorbrown7426
      @taylorbrown7426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      seems that here at the like factory we are a bit behind schedule and short-staffed. the like production is still going but its slow and might take a few weeks to get more staff to produce likes.

    • @typparn
      @typparn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You can prolly spot him at McDonalds tho

    • @karpen3054
      @karpen3054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that store owner is too OP

  • @sloppymelon445
    @sloppymelon445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15026

    “Do you know how difficult it will be to contact the president”
    *calls him in 5 seconds*

    • @sloppymelon445
      @sloppymelon445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      My bad didn’t look through all of em

    • @eitgt7463
      @eitgt7463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Yagurt Melon ok now that u realised u stole a comment why not change it?

    • @eitgt7463
      @eitgt7463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Are u not going to owe up to ur mistake?

    • @kaltsit4539
      @kaltsit4539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      Y'all can chill it's just a comment, who cares if it's a copy if u do then gtfo don't be a bitch, besides It's not like the top comment invented the word smh

    • @simple__sigma3287
      @simple__sigma3287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      I like how people say "stolen comment", but don't realize when they say that they are stealing a reply.

  • @walinton
    @walinton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "District manager is very busy right now."
    That's a lie and you know it, we all know it😆

  • @badmonkey91
    @badmonkey91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I worked for a smaller single owner business. If any customers got even a little out of line, we were encouraged to ban them from the store and to kick them out. Plenty of bans were handed out x') It creates a totally different environment when a business has boundaries.

  • @fatyoshi9993
    @fatyoshi9993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3487

    I was expecting him to be like “I wanna talk to God” at the end.

    • @lordtimmy7450
      @lordtimmy7450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      same

    • @Jajais4u
      @Jajais4u 3 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      He about to in a minute

    • @mugensgeta1125
      @mugensgeta1125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Jajais4u lmaooo 😂

    • @lordtimmy7450
      @lordtimmy7450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      nah nah hes like i wanna see the angels then hes like i wanna see god then hes like i wanna know who made god now there like ok now i gotta slide

    • @rentedfeelings5986
      @rentedfeelings5986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      it'd cause arguments n shit

  • @RagingBlasian
    @RagingBlasian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8684

    as a manager, i can confirm that we have the UN's phone number on speed dial

    • @Aboriginal_American_Hebrew
      @Aboriginal_American_Hebrew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      😅😅😅

    • @scarletdamsel3139
      @scarletdamsel3139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lmbooo

    • @Evan8787
      @Evan8787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Get me the United Nations Security Council

    • @david-ze1fk
      @david-ze1fk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Call me dumb whenever you want, but what does the United nations do

    • @emrahzehic634
      @emrahzehic634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@david-ze1fk well they are being United... and Nations, at the same time

  • @furbyguy
    @furbyguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I keep coming back to this one, and I keep laughing. The escalation, and all the line deliveries and expressions are so on point, love it!

  • @girurerumu
    @girurerumu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    A lil tip that might work for both sides: in some businesses, if you contact customer support through email, are able to provide enough information to prove that it was indeed you who made the purchase (last 4 digits of credit/debit card, name and eventually the rough time/day of purchase) they can reprint the receipt.
    It’s good to know this as both customer and worker, although I’d advise some caution in suggesting this to clients. Some store managers are unaware of this so you could inquire directly at your own customer support.

    • @eIucidate
      @eIucidate ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is exactly why they kept asking him if he has the card he used to buy the headphones. They could have done it with the card and no receipt.

    • @ek6352
      @ek6352 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eIucidate he said he paid with cash watch the vid bruh

    • @eIucidate
      @eIucidate ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ek6352 I know, all I'm saying is that the fact that you can trace the purchase back with card is mentioned in the video.
      In this case they couldn't do that because he paid with cash.

  • @Kaurdi
    @Kaurdi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17838

    "Get me the president"
    "Do you know how hard that would be?"
    **gets the president on the phone in 2 seconds**

    • @macomputersuck
      @macomputersuck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +726

      Super easy. Barely an inconvenience

    • @heathjake25
      @heathjake25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      BestServedCold aight lemme speak to *SANTA.*

    • @fivesix3868
      @fivesix3868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      With Donald Trump it makes sense

    • @whatthehail1161
      @whatthehail1161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes

    • @somegeekguy
      @somegeekguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Ight LEMME SPEAK TO GOD

  • @squeepy846
    @squeepy846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4268

    And then there are some people who straight out lie or change their personality once the manager arrives. SO frustrating.
    Edit: Thanks for the likes bois

    • @Freedom_LoneStar
      @Freedom_LoneStar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      Those are the most hilarious ones!!! I literally smile at them when they behave as such

    • @aoisora1445
      @aoisora1445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      @@Freedom_LoneStar and then they do not realize it is all on camera

    • @shaly642
      @shaly642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      FRRR

    • @CrystalRose1111
      @CrystalRose1111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bruh

    • @WadeGoku
      @WadeGoku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      On god

  • @ericyang3332
    @ericyang3332 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The best customer service ever

  • @AzzyRiah
    @AzzyRiah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2553

    "LET ME SPEAK TO THE PRESIDENT-"
    *_"GET OUUUUUUUTTTTT, GET OUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTT"_*

  • @romanogold82
    @romanogold82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4968

    That's gotta be the most connected retail district manager in the country. You see how fast he got the US President on the phone?

    • @nathanseper8738
      @nathanseper8738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Well, if the manager could be brought to the register, then SURELY the President can be called...according to the logic of customers like the Headphones Guy.

    • @calamitysangfroid2407
      @calamitysangfroid2407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      he got jacob to do it

    • @alialhasson1484
      @alialhasson1484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Wait are you telling me your manager doesn’t have the presidents phone number?
      Trust me they do you just gotta ask

    • @MariE-bz2eq
      @MariE-bz2eq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I worked at Lehman Brothers with President Bush's cousin and he wasn't even able to get in contact with him.

    • @pjbreezy
      @pjbreezy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chicken nugget 24/7
      GET OUUUUUTTTT

  • @accelerator5195
    @accelerator5195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "store store" god damn he's mastered the art of unintentional comedy

  • @nmccarthy916
    @nmccarthy916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Why can't I... just... return em?" Lmao

  • @roy9776
    @roy9776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5079

    “I would like to speak to God”
    God: “Do you have a card or a receipt?”

    • @roy9776
      @roy9776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Mordecai Israel brooo nicee

    • @jameswolf5513
      @jameswolf5513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Roy Morcos customer: I want to talk to the devil !

    • @Antasma1
      @Antasma1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I want to speak to a JRPG protagonist!

    • @roy9776
      @roy9776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      James Wolf but do you have a receipt or card??

    • @dlowistaken
      @dlowistaken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mordecai Israel is tthe g

  • @BaltaBueno
    @BaltaBueno 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3300

    Welcome to the *STORE-STORE*

    • @sophiefilo16
      @sophiefilo16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      It's a store that stores stores....

    • @somethingtothinkabout6556
      @somethingtothinkabout6556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      A mall

    • @animationdude9
      @animationdude9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Something To Think About
      Lol its a literal mall

    • @Pokemon_Doge
      @Pokemon_Doge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Balta Bueno a store that sells stores?

    • @angelosikolakis7619
      @angelosikolakis7619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      A store storing stores so you can buy stores and build your own store..no wait

  • @awesomemango
    @awesomemango 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "Do you know how difficult it would be to contact the president right now?"
    *Contacts him instantly with no issue*

  • @redemption2279
    @redemption2279 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "Put GOD on the phone right now!"

  • @belvedere7731
    @belvedere7731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15479

    This isn't a skit, it's just a Karen in her Daily life.

    • @mrnubbones8626
      @mrnubbones8626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      God once said let there be light but it is now time to embrace the darkness

    • @e2trill760
      @e2trill760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Mr Nub Bones nigga what?

    • @eggg338
      @eggg338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      M8 DADDY you heard him. ITS TIME TO EMBRACE THE DARKNESS

    • @Ahmed-nd6jg
      @Ahmed-nd6jg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      M8 DADDY EMBRACE THE DARKNESS

    • @tuongnguyen4438
      @tuongnguyen4438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      M8 DADDY EMBRACE THE DARKNESS

  • @Jake123557
    @Jake123557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31025

    Jokes aside though, that's some seriously good customer service

    • @vxson902
      @vxson902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2174

      Ikr they literally got the president on the phone

    • @yurrr7449
      @yurrr7449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      Fr

    • @ghre8390
      @ghre8390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +903

      Every Karen's dream and nightmare

    • @boom8474
      @boom8474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      I woulda stopped before the manager

    • @boom8474
      @boom8474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Benjamin Redmond it might be right now..

  • @yuyusenpai7458
    @yuyusenpai7458 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Still gold 5 years later 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tipdub
    @tipdub ปีที่แล้ว +4

    he should've slid him several levels of supervisors ago, lol

  • @FeroxHades
    @FeroxHades 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4034

    President: "I dont know what you talking about but sounds like all you need is a receipt"
    *SPAMS THE HANG UP BUTTON*

    • @nathanseper8738
      @nathanseper8738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      That has got to be the most wasted phone call ever. If you were gonna ask the President something, it wouldn't be to take care of a meaningless task.

    • @alialhasson1484
      @alialhasson1484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Nathan Seper you never called the president to help you look for your phone?

    • @nathanseper8738
      @nathanseper8738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I called the Supreme Court! @@alialhasson1484

    • @alialhasson1484
      @alialhasson1484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nathan Seper ya I heard they’re useful too

    • @nathanseper8738
      @nathanseper8738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No. Brett Kavanaugh told me ,"I just needed a receipt."@@alialhasson1484

  • @psychie8625
    @psychie8625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13621

    "Hi, welcome to store store."
    I'm already in love.

    • @merxellus1456
      @merxellus1456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Been lookin for this comment

    • @nell711
      @nell711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@merxellus1456 make one

    • @merxellus1456
      @merxellus1456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@nell711 make 2

    • @GotGreen
      @GotGreen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@merxellus1456 make 3

    • @bhabislamichhane9602
      @bhabislamichhane9602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@merxellus1456 make 5

  • @akira_ariga
    @akira_ariga 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I felt that “are you serious right now” so goddamn hard hahahahahaa

  • @2bhonest559
    @2bhonest559 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Its worse when you try to give them the receipt and tell them" just in case the headphones don't work you can return them" and they STILL don't want it!

  • @Ra-oi2hl
    @Ra-oi2hl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2587

    For anyone who’s never worked in retail... people like this really exist and it’s not even line a once in a blue moon thing, it’s like a relatively regular thing

    • @firasabouzaki7805
      @firasabouzaki7805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😱

    • @stressedbyamountainofbooks
      @stressedbyamountainofbooks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      People's stupid and a lot of them straight up braindead or shameless

    • @next-genshadow85
      @next-genshadow85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      These kind of people need a Double Barrel Boom Tube right up their ass

    • @hiddendimple231
      @hiddendimple231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Literally happens all the time

    • @BritsB001
      @BritsB001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Say less omg

  • @sloppymelon445
    @sloppymelon445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3609

    He’s so good at acting he can even get mad at himself

    • @starchives2365
      @starchives2365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Considering that acting is mostly just drawing on your own life experience, he probably just picked one of the times he accidentally said “you too” when a server told him to enjoy his meal

    • @vizdrom
      @vizdrom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Goddamn how did you get TWO top comments???

    • @amperesim6304
      @amperesim6304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@starchives2365 No that was Lenarr who made the "Thank you, you too" video.

    • @amperesim6304
      @amperesim6304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Baconboy-Roblox & More! Oh look, a butthurt kid comes out of nowhere replying to my one week old comment. How fun.

    • @jacobperreault6844
      @jacobperreault6844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Are you not able to get mad at yourself cause I’m able to get mad at me quite often

  • @Parkster1812
    @Parkster1812 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I work in a call center on an AIR FORCE base, and the number of times I get calls complaining about our jets being too loud while they are taking off or flying over head is ridiculous

  • @evannasong8356
    @evannasong8356 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I always happily give these customers to the manager

    • @that1guy668
      @that1guy668 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao same just so they can deny em instead of me

  • @jagerlee6641
    @jagerlee6641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3376

    GOD: Do you have the receipt?
    Customer: *Internal screaming*

    • @samuelyoung1236
      @samuelyoung1236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      External screaming

    • @acoasting8200
      @acoasting8200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      -?-?-?-: Sounds like you only need a receipt

    • @Spaceman_Sp1ff
      @Spaceman_Sp1ff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      No bro, at that point his brain just explodes.

    • @samuelyoung1236
      @samuelyoung1236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      SativaGamer420 brains externally

    • @TheElement255
      @TheElement255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Eternal screaming*

  • @roo1322
    @roo1322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2987

    LEMME TALK TO JESUS
    Jesus: All you need is your receipt, son

    • @robob4465
      @robob4465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      I WANT TO SPEAK TO GOD THEN

    • @roo1322
      @roo1322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      @@robob4465 well He be like "thou shalt not forget thy receipt"

    • @supernana7263
      @supernana7263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@roo1322 it's the eleventh commandment

    • @2405phuong
      @2405phuong 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jesus isnt our son hes our brother

    • @AmjedAce
      @AmjedAce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@2405phuong nigga jesus

  • @memenatsuki2577
    @memenatsuki2577 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    When a customer asked my bro for the manager at Mcdonalds he literally went under the counter and popped back up

  • @lawrencetalbot8346
    @lawrencetalbot8346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As a retail manager I can honestly say this happens at least once a day. It is so soul sucking and draining.

    • @toowingless9473
      @toowingless9473 ปีที่แล้ว

      Started customer service desk a month ago and it’s just how pissed people be, mf’s will not even have the box it came and I’m like- how tf did you think I was gonna accept this return

  • @milllyyyyy
    @milllyyyyy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8680

    sell the damn headphones

    • @aspebb
      @aspebb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +299

      At this point it's the principle XD

    • @shadovvwolfie790
      @shadovvwolfie790 6 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      Man forgot the internet exist. Now he gonna *slide* out the store.

    • @imonlyhereforthefood7322
      @imonlyhereforthefood7322 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ABAHSHDHDBHSHSH😂😂😂😂😂

    • @laraintaylor2949
      @laraintaylor2949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      XD I know right!

    • @chirbychoo
      @chirbychoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ok well let me see your receipt

  • @peblezQ
    @peblezQ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10859

    The funniest part is this isn't even an exaggeration. I had a customer who said the Prime Minister (Canadian retail worker here) would give him his refund, and we were like, "Not without a receipt, he won't."

    • @TheKnightofAwesomeness
      @TheKnightofAwesomeness 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      peblezQ lol what the customer do after that?

    • @Kobekola
      @Kobekola 5 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      The Knight of Awesomeness
      And he was never heard from again.

    • @TheKnightofAwesomeness
      @TheKnightofAwesomeness 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Kobe Kola lol sounds legit

    • @PullOverItsDaPopo
      @PullOverItsDaPopo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lmfaoo

    • @MC-oi2pb
      @MC-oi2pb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I love your avatar bruh

  • @northwestkidmarc
    @northwestkidmarc 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This facts tho fr the stress is real this man amazing 😂😂😂😂😂💯😮‍💨

  • @user-lj3vc4yd9l
    @user-lj3vc4yd9l หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Store store" bro got me dead on the first line

  • @JovanLemon
    @JovanLemon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39206

    2 hours later:
    *LET ME SPEAK TO GOD*

    • @jimmylu9208
      @jimmylu9208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1851

      I’m just glad that this comment didn’t turn into the war field the other comment turned into that mentioned God.

    • @Skibidi_Rex
      @Skibidi_Rex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +293

      Lmao

    • @HIPEOPLE1887
      @HIPEOPLE1887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1238

      LemonGamer Manager: “that can be arranged”

    • @shannalese
      @shannalese 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2419

      God: looks like all you need is a receipt.

    • @ttslays_all_day4186
      @ttslays_all_day4186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      I was waiting on that

  • @andrasfogarasi5014
    @andrasfogarasi5014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4218

    Guy: "Why can't I just return them?"
    Cashier: "To avoid return fraud."
    *cue offended guy screaming in disbelief that he's not a criminal*

    • @f1piggy102
      @f1piggy102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Maintenance Renegade also prevents counterfeit bills

    • @alexrsps141
      @alexrsps141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Maintenance Renegade if you tell in advance they typically bring it, used to be a delivery guy myself

    • @Razuki5
      @Razuki5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I heard a story once, of a guy that walked in, went to the tv section, picked up a tv, brought it to guest service, and tried to make a return for it.

    • @wolflordy3193
      @wolflordy3193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Razuki5 I've worked retail (specifically with security). This literally happens daily. Not even joking.

    • @eafesaf6934
      @eafesaf6934 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dimes4crimes78 I bothers me to this date

  • @Technosavy-vc7bq
    @Technosavy-vc7bq 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I worked in retail for 2 years. If someone talked to me like that after i asked for the receipt I'd just get quiet and say "Sir we cannot refund the purchase if you cannot Provide proof of that purchase. That is store policy" If they complain after that I'd just get security

  • @oxymoron02
    @oxymoron02 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So glad I'm not in retail anymore. Dealing with shit like this took an emotional toll on me and made me despise people as a whole.

  • @rezaurrahman6404
    @rezaurrahman6404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9823

    "Hold on hold on hold on hold on i don't know what your talking about, but you sound like all you need is a receipt". Straight on point without even knowing whats going on

    • @alphaqwell2027
      @alphaqwell2027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Not very realistic given that they’re meant to be the president

    • @-Hold_this
      @-Hold_this 2 ปีที่แล้ว +530

      I think it makes it even funnier, like the president gets frequent calls from store to store.

    • @axelsanchez5849
      @axelsanchez5849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      That’s why we elected him!

    • @alphaqwell2027
      @alphaqwell2027 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @ENA My own statement was a joke at the expense of the US government, not sure what you’re so pissy about

    • @San-li9ml
      @San-li9ml 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@alphaqwell2027 Ok I'm waiting for the punchline.

  • @ragingmonkeycritic
    @ragingmonkeycritic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7721

    "GET ME THE PRESIDENT!"
    "Of the Company?"
    "No, OF THE UNITED STATES!"

    • @theimpossiblecastillo8158
      @theimpossiblecastillo8158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      OF AMERICA!

    • @Matthew27567
      @Matthew27567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      GET ME THE UNITED NATION!!!!

    • @kobies
      @kobies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      When you read it. It seem like a sarcastic response. But when you hear it

    • @ScreenMoth
      @ScreenMoth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      666 likes

    • @spacemortymcoc1610
      @spacemortymcoc1610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @hell basically they are sharing they favorite moment of the video, i have a chuckle reading some comments like that after watching the video.

  • @renar3339
    @renar3339 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Truly the only story that can make me feel for both sides. What a masterpiece of duality in emotion and expression from both sides.

  • @dash4800
    @dash4800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the craziest thing is that almost everyone has worked retail at some point in their life. But for some reason when they become a customer they act like they have no idea what the deal is.

  • @karsten69
    @karsten69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5223

    The, "I want to return this without a receipt" is a not uncommon scam.

    • @moriartythethird5709
      @moriartythethird5709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Or situation

    • @karsten69
      @karsten69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +296

      @@moriartythethird5709 that is true. Which is why at my workplace, any item below 10 $ can be returned or replaced without a receipt.

    • @OhSoTiredMan
      @OhSoTiredMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I rarely get customers who don't have their receipt in Best Buy.

    • @FranciumBoron
      @FranciumBoron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@karsten69 That's actually pretty cool.

    • @karsten69
      @karsten69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@FranciumBoron it's actually corporate policy in the chain.

  • @AndreVeaseyJr
    @AndreVeaseyJr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2356

    "Is this the president?!"
    "Yes."
    "Of the United States?!"
    "Yeah, how'd you get my number?"

    • @VaibhavRajputmoksh
      @VaibhavRajputmoksh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Goes on to ask for the receipt.

    • @KenKen3593
      @KenKen3593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      “Did you just hang up???”

    • @ivanthegreat2.070
      @ivanthegreat2.070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      If he was allowed to speak to the UN:
      "Dear Representatives of the United Nations, seventeen days ago, I requested to this store that I do not like THESE headphones and I wish to return them. Despite my pleas, they won't let me. Can you DO something about this?"
      "Sir, with all due respect, we don't solve matters like this. Seems to me all that is required is a receipt."
      "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH GLBLOOOO GIBGLIGOOBOOOLOOO GLIB"
      *storms out of the building"

    • @sonjoku4879
      @sonjoku4879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ivan the Great 2.0 lol.

    • @RoachCatJr
      @RoachCatJr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thank u bro i missed that part

  • @MarMaxGaming
    @MarMaxGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Every ungrateful piece of crap should definitely be sentenced to working seasonal in retail.
    Black Friday and Christmas season will turn those fools upside down. I was 16 at JCPENNEY… wore a shirt & tie for 7.25 / hour. My god.

  • @casualfilth2241
    @casualfilth2241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Getting the president on the phone is some seriously good customer service.

  • @SansBinky
    @SansBinky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4456

    I work retail and I had a customer come in trying to return an item. They had the receipt and the card, BUT they had three other things on the receipt which added up to the total they paid when they bought all four items. They had ONE of those items to return yet they wanted the total of all the items, which they didn't bring back. They could not for the life of them get it through their head that if they don't bring back all the items they won't get the full amount back. Just the amount for the ONE item they brought back. How can people be this stupid and have made it this far in life?

    • @Gsyking
      @Gsyking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +419

      Doing this kind of job is what makes me lose my faith in humanity, and why I wouldn’t mind if God one day just came down and said
      “Yeah, you’re getting the same treatment as the dinosaurs”

    • @flavorlessranch8512
      @flavorlessranch8512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      What is that pfp

    • @Gsyking
      @Gsyking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@flavorlessranch8512 if you are asking me. Its a character screaming their heads off

    • @AYouTubeChannelwithNoName
      @AYouTubeChannelwithNoName 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Idiots are everywhere... simple!

    • @Kimera92
      @Kimera92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      They were not stupid my man, they were trying to scam you...

  • @iBoss818
    @iBoss818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12049

    UN: Do you have a receipt?
    Guy: *I WANNA SPEAK TO GOD*

    • @jabreilbrewer5698
      @jabreilbrewer5698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      Jose Sales I WANT TO SPEAK THOM THE UNIVERSE

    • @mazda787bgroupc
      @mazda787bgroupc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      That can be arranged
      *Calls the security with M4A1*

    • @bromanr7209
      @bromanr7209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      "Man im bout to slide you-"

    • @muhammadtaha1313
      @muhammadtaha1313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      the UN is useless, sooo it would not help either way.

    • @user-ys3jq3uf4p
      @user-ys3jq3uf4p 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      *I WANNA SPEAK TO AZATHOTH*

  • @thenarrator1921
    @thenarrator1921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All too common when I worked in online shopping customer service:
    Package is lost, has been delivered but is seen nowhere. Refund date is passed so the customer is either refunded or have the stuff replaced, and then a voucher of sorts.
    "BUT I WANT MY STUFF NOW!"
    But I've already returned your money/the replacement is on its way
    "I want it NOW!"
    If I could I'd tell them I can't open a rip in space-time to just deliver you your cheap crap

  • @dozywolf9200
    @dozywolf9200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Felt this at a spiritual level.

  • @exbladex99
    @exbladex99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9116

    Hours later: God responds "thou has the ole' receitph?"

    • @smileforthesun
      @smileforthesun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +370

      US Patriots Unite! Customer : um no
      God : then die

    • @eksine
      @eksine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Than fuck you God, I need to return these headphones

    • @Yaboiigabe
      @Yaboiigabe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +395

      YOU GET ME THE HOLY SPIRIT

    • @janedupree2327
      @janedupree2327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      IGHT THEN I WANNA TALK TO JESUS RIGHT NOW

    • @literallygod1229
      @literallygod1229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Im crying

  • @acegerding6107
    @acegerding6107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1683

    “I wanna talk to the leader of the galaxy”

    • @memelover6917
      @memelover6917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      *In Alien Language* You need a receipt to do that

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      “I want to speak to the Senate”
      “I am the Senate”

    • @komlat253
      @komlat253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shit really?????me too damn who dat be?

    • @The_GhostWind
      @The_GhostWind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      EmblemBlade9 Not Yet

    • @IAteAChickfilaChickenSandwich
      @IAteAChickfilaChickenSandwich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      “I wanna talk to god,”
      “You need a receipt to do that,”

  • @Onedio17
    @Onedio17 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For a sec there i though he was gonna say "call god i wanna speak to him" 💀💀

  • @DivaLenne
    @DivaLenne ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I always wondered why people find it so hard to keep their receipts.

  • @Eltrio2
    @Eltrio2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3849

    "Why can't I just return 'em?"
    "Because we've had issues where people grab something, leave without paying for it, and then come back an hour later and ask to return what they stole for either cash or store credit."
    Yes, this happens. It's why a lot of retail places are super anal about having a receipt.

    • @Eltrio2
      @Eltrio2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      @densch123 That happens too. Though in the case of the store I work at it's the latter.
      Sometimes it's a group effort, meaning one steals it and another returns it.
      Some even go so far as to steal from one chain and go to "refund it" in another.
      It's all about what people think they can get away with.

    • @KenKen3593
      @KenKen3593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Ocean’s 8 has a scene kind of like this.

    • @dacypher22
      @dacypher22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Yep this is a big problem in almost every retail store. There are people who do this basically for a living. So not giving the return without a card or receipt is about cutting down on theft.

    • @justiceoverlord9226
      @justiceoverlord9226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I don’t think I could ever use the word ‘anal’ outside of talking about the body part.

    • @lisaandbeans9645
      @lisaandbeans9645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      GET ME THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!!!!!

  • @JazzLittle.YtVlogs
    @JazzLittle.YtVlogs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14025

    “i want to speak to god“
    District manager: “you about to!”

    • @nightmarepolice1324
      @nightmarepolice1324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@johnnyjoestarwithdrip6960 truth

    • @GauravKumar-vh5co
      @GauravKumar-vh5co 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      Lmao. He bout to get whooped 🤣

    • @noahjahnsen7841
      @noahjahnsen7841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +403

      God: Do you have a Receipt?
      (The Guy just fades from existence)

    • @JazzLittle.YtVlogs
      @JazzLittle.YtVlogs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      @@noahjahnsen7841 “i want the!- Wait theres nothing left“
      God: “death is left“

    • @rudigervanlugentlaav1154
      @rudigervanlugentlaav1154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nightmarepolice1324 nice try mom

  • @charlesmontgomery3692
    @charlesmontgomery3692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Get um.. Go Get um" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pulsarecho1952
    @pulsarecho1952 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That manager was about to send him directly to God for his refund.

  • @PunkSceneEmoSkater
    @PunkSceneEmoSkater 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4643

    Is everyone gonna ignore the fact he said "Hi. Welcome to STORE STORE" lol had me DYING!
    Edit: wow my first comment that blew up without my knowledge, thanks yall ☺☺

    • @Mizzyxmiz
      @Mizzyxmiz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      skateboardingismylife lmao

    • @ookie218
      @ookie218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      bring missed that in the beginning hahahaha weak

    • @vleesevlons
      @vleesevlons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You're easily entertained, aren't you?

    • @sleeper08
      @sleeper08 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      vleesevlons way too easily entertained lol

    • @MoshiMinecraft
      @MoshiMinecraft 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hys-store-ical

  • @TheSweBoo
    @TheSweBoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3346

    Moral of the story: *Keep ya receipts folks haha*

    • @fizzymstudios2025
      @fizzymstudios2025 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

    • @Firefox-Udon
      @Firefox-Udon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This tbh

    • @ljayalston6805
      @ljayalston6805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Imran Siddiqui woah

    • @Maverynthia
      @Maverynthia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Or at least take a photo. There's probably a number on it they can use. OR your "rewards card" that tracks your every purchase.

    • @smoothsnailing2161
      @smoothsnailing2161 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Even food receipts, cause you’ll never know if the food taste so damn nasty, you hadda empty it out to get one that taste better. (If yknow what i mean)

  • @mixck
    @mixck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The best thing is when customers act like this and say "I'm never coming back here". And they honestly think that hurts or something.
    It is more like " Please don't come back"

  • @LizBizBean
    @LizBizBean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was waiting for him to say "LEMME SPEAK TO GOD"

  • @NSOAXL
    @NSOAXL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1692

    "Shut up, shut up, I dont care" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @darkshadownemo1139
      @darkshadownemo1139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Akira Wortham u DONT care but u really do lolxD 😂

    • @khaoss4024
      @khaoss4024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Akira Wortham it’s always funny when I read he quotes at the same time I hear them

    • @Unique-ik4xs
      @Unique-ik4xs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i was laughing my ars off when i heard him say that

    • @darkshadownemo1139
      @darkshadownemo1139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Unique Paige hey u made a mistake u said ars u meant arms right

    • @Unique-ik4xs
      @Unique-ik4xs 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ultra instinct Gohan yeah totally lol