All of the sudden. There is a surge in blond & golden eyed children across all teyvat.... historian is still to this day is baffled at the cause of phenomenon....
@@Real_Metagross I always thought the female genes dominated because the baby gestated INSIDE the female. I'm probably wrong, though you can see where I'm coming from right?
One thing I am curious about: the traveller is over 500+ years old (unless he just got time travelled after witnessing the fall of Khaenri'ah) so how does that effect his relationship with an ordinary human? Also baby Tao is SO CUUUUTE!
@@Eedden42 very true, but that means it would likely be easier for him to form a relationship with someone who has a similar lifespan, which sadly rules out a LOT of potential waifu.
If I remember correctly, he has been asleep for 500 years. The time their adventure began was when they woke up. I mean, when they fished Paimon out lol
@@mcgcast Then I guess it depends: does the Traveler age like a human but was just "frozen in time" or did time still effect them normally and they simply live much longer than regular humans?
@@Gustobot3000 That I do not know. I don't think the writers wrote anything about that. My theory is they are immortal and don't age, looking at the Traveler's sibling.
She'd be angry and happy at the same time, angry her brother prioritized getting laid instead of finishing his journey (not that I blame him/her depending on your traveler choice like the other sibling fucked off with no explanation instead of more cryptic crap for us to decipher through some assortment of lore dumps) and happy she is an auntie imagine her having an abyss herald or dain coddle the child as she's trying to shove a sword up aether's ass while Hu Tao laughs from the sidelines.
Baby HuTao is so precious!! I want this as wallpaper please.. HuTao always the best Liyue girl, energetic and fun ❤ that why i really love her so much >
Aether's situation made me remember of the word of that antagonist from that movie your highness saying "he spread his seed willy nilly to the wenches" my memory is vague so i can't remember the exact words
Again? No son? C'mon! Let a female character and Aether have a son! What about a boy/son? DON'T-LEFT-OUT-THE-SONS!!!!! Another disappointed comic story. Let Aether have a son too. Why they always keep having daughters over and over again? Stop overusing the same thing over and over again. 😒😮💨😑
Aether on his way on becoming The Genghis Khan of Teyvat.
LMAO GENGHIS KHAN-
All of the sudden. There is a surge in blond & golden eyed children across all teyvat.... historian is still to this day is baffled at the cause of phenomenon....
GENSHIN KHAN
Hahaha rly next Khaenri'ah?
@@Edgun_selector might as well go after Celestia, too. But hands off of Vanessa tho, she's a bae.
1:24 Zhongli be like : I'm not here, and do whatever you doing Director Hu Tao.
no he's more like: "Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember... But where are those who share the memory?"
Zhongli: hmhMhMHMhmm Osmanthus..
@@boomerpiola5798lmaoo
yeah, just pretend like i'm dead
osmanthus wine on the back had me rolling and also baby hu tao looks precious asf
Arararararararara
Real we must protect
Roman + Hu Tao = Baby Mario or Baby Luigi
❤
Aether and Hu Tao: *talking*
Zhong li in background: osmanthus wine tastes same as I remember...
Ayoo
Aether: "Thanks for saving me."
Hu Tao: "Of course, I will save my husband."
Aether: **Visible concern**
*Spawns in Teyvat*
*Kills countless monsters using a dull sword*
*Gets mad women*
*Refuses to elaborate any further*
Traveler got that RIZZ.
1:36 Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember, but where those who share the memory
Aether children exist:
Aether’s genes:
*ight i’ma head out*
If I remember isn't the male genes that normally dominate or something like that
@@Real_Metagross I always thought the female genes dominated because the baby gestated INSIDE the female. I'm probably wrong, though you can see where I'm coming from right?
@@jahrusalem3658 I just forgot how this works since last time I learned this I was in 9th grade
@@Real_Metagross That's fair.
@@jahrusalem3658 thanks for understanding
One thing I am curious about: the traveller is over 500+ years old (unless he just got time travelled after witnessing the fall of Khaenri'ah) so how does that effect his relationship with an ordinary human?
Also baby Tao is SO CUUUUTE!
Aether is over 500+ years old in the same way that there are over 500+ people in the world. He is bloody ancient.
@@Eedden42 very true, but that means it would likely be easier for him to form a relationship with someone who has a similar lifespan, which sadly rules out a LOT of potential waifu.
If I remember correctly, he has been asleep for 500 years. The time their adventure began was when they woke up. I mean, when they fished Paimon out lol
@@mcgcast Then I guess it depends: does the Traveler age like a human but was just "frozen in time" or did time still effect them normally and they simply live much longer than regular humans?
@@Gustobot3000 That I do not know. I don't think the writers wrote anything about that. My theory is they are immortal and don't age, looking at the Traveler's sibling.
zhongli: ehh I see nothing
"the whole women population is not enough for this man"
-someone from twitch
Sounds familiar
Baby Hu Tao is precious asf
So is hu tao
Frrrr
The question isn’t how many I would kill, it’s how many I would leave alive
POV: Zhongli trying to go to his work, but Hu Tao forgot to unlock the door. 1:20 (background)
2:06 Lumine would be pissed. 💀
She'd be angry and happy at the same time, angry her brother prioritized getting laid instead of finishing his journey (not that I blame him/her depending on your traveler choice like the other sibling fucked off with no explanation instead of more cryptic crap for us to decipher through some assortment of lore dumps) and happy she is an auntie imagine her having an abyss herald or dain coddle the child as she's trying to shove a sword up aether's ass while Hu Tao laughs from the sidelines.
Why would she be pissed tho when you have such a cute niece
@@nothmm8582 Huh? 🤨
@@Nooby2725 ?
Blue Archive Sensei: No genes
Genshin Aether: No genes
W-wait a second...
Wait a min, hold on something ain't right
@@sonGoku-uq4mc They'll never know Goku.. They'll never know...
@@MeltsLikeCarameloh fuck, sensei is related to Aether? (Not blood related)
@@GregAlloins It seems...
Aether starts hanging out with Zoro and ends up training with him and beats mihawk easily
nah I'd say they'll get lost
@@an_actual_idiot 🗿🍷
Zhongli was still behind her when she said husband and wife
Candra: You two have same felling
Aether & Hu Tao: Candra senpai
Lmao Zhongli in the back talking about osmanthus wine
Zhonlie felt so cring that he was just looking at the door
This made my day
Thank you for the smile ☺️
Zhongli's doing some blair witch in the background
Good thing that adult Hu Tao hasn't changed and actually bot flat anymore.
Me: lowering volume
Also me: realizing nobody will understand
I muted it same reason but you know
me: realizes my granparents speak chinese
Baby HuTao is so precious!! I want this as wallpaper please..
HuTao always the best Liyue girl, energetic and fun ❤ that why i really love her so much >
The Tao bloodline is finally secured!
Ayaka, kokomi, ei : so, I see you have chosen, death
Now they have to buy extra milk 🥛 always since HuTao is still underdevelop.
1:21 as that Zhongli on the back
bro doing everything except finding his sister
"I SHOULD'VE BEEN ME! NOT HIM!"
zhongli at the back listening to everything
Have you seen Zhongli in the back?😂😂😂
It's really cute that Aether is legitimately happy about it at the end, instead of enslaved like these sometimes end as.
zhongli is best wing man
如果能跟胡桃有個孩子那應該很幸福😂
Como no , hu tao es hermosa para la hija aunque sea loca hu tao 🥵😍me encantaria tener un hijo con ella
Tinham tantas opções melhores
Little hu tao
2000 years later:
For a second I thought YeLan had a leash
熒:看來愛會消失
Meanwhile lumine be like looks like my brother has another kid but with a different woman......
"Zeus would be proud"
-Hestia
Aether's situation made me remember of the word of that antagonist from that movie your highness saying "he spread his seed willy nilly to the wenches" my memory is vague so i can't remember the exact words
Hu Tao sounds like the girl from the daily life of the immortal king
Yea actually
HU TAO BEST GIRL AND WIFE
Lumine*
Hu Tao is my wife🥰
At least the next generation of funeral parlor is born
can't believe Hu Tao lived for that long! 🤯
Hoshino Hutao & Kamiki Aether 💀
O s m a n t h u s w i n e.
La voz es de los personajes del anime Cupid Chocolates
Zhongli Try not to bankrupt Hu Tao challenge: LEVEL IMPOSSIBLE
Aether and Hu Tao’s daughter is so cute 🥰
0:53
uh... location? wanwen bookhouse? yae publishing house? how much mora it cost? 1,500? 15,000?
*HOW DOES AETHER GET THAT!?*
Hu Tao: ???
Player: What?
Roman(me): Baby Mario, Baby Luigi, Baby Peach, Baby... Hu Tao?? 😧
Hu Tao: 😦
a ether + hu tao = a tao (a peach)
The future 78th Director is a cutiepie
Oya? Oya Oya?~
2000 years later Hu tao aint flat anymore
Isn’t hu Tao… flat…why does she have cherries in this??
I see a zhongli on the back on his business
I can See Zhongli On the Background
Look that thumbnail…. Hu tao get buff
HOW DELICIOUS TO SEE THIS 😩 aether e Hu tao
Dont can get hu tao?
Make son to fight with you
100% F2P And The Best Cutscene 😳
Welp the deed has been done.
I love it 😁
Soo... Lumine's an aunt now? Yay?
Sinceramente eu curti pra caramba
Mas shipo dms o Aether com a Ayaka
Zhongli in the back 😂😂😂
Yes yes aether the archon of rizz he average daily life
Zhongli in the background about to increase Hu Tao's tab
POV lumine: What about me :)
Tiny Hutao so cute
HOW DOES BRO KEEP MANAGING TO PULL WOMAN WITHOUT HIS CONSENT 😭😭😭
哦,中文真棒 😊
Me : *visible confuse how they take 2k year to born a baby*
Perfect 💍💛
Que haga lo mismo que los padres latinoamericanos, ir por leche y no volver.
What's the music in the beginning?
2:06 bem valeu a pena para ele
Es el lore q yo amo :"v
aether should have pulled out last minute😔
Wait why does hu tao junior look like her mother at when she was younger
Can't wait for the genshin impact dating sim in 2030
Aprovecha Tabibito que Hu Tao vale la pena 👍
Aether got saved but at the cost of giving a child
Aether:thanks for saving me!
Hu tao:i wouldnt say save more like under new management.
Zhongli entered the chat:
who made my day 😂
The impossible some how became the possible.
It should have been me not him
Acceptable ship
Isn't hutao like 14 years old? 💀
Nope, she's 18-20 years old
APPARENTLY THE TRAVELER JOURNEY WAS BE ENDED BY COFFIN GIRL....🎉🎉🎉 HEHEHW
Again? No son? C'mon! Let a female character and Aether have a son! What about a boy/son? DON'T-LEFT-OUT-THE-SONS!!!!! Another disappointed comic story. Let Aether have a son too. Why they always keep having daughters over and over again? Stop overusing the same thing over and over again. 😒😮💨😑
How Hutao Became A Mother When Her Flat Chest Is More Flatter Than Xiao Chest
"Doesn't Make Any Sense"
someone made a donation
@@sonpacosta9936 lol
Y luego se le olvida su hermana xdxxdx
Please Hoyoverse makinit canon
I love Chinese people (just kiding)
0:51 oh no
aether made Hu Tao huge?😂😂😂