MAGA Takes Manhattan
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 พ.ค. 2024
- Donald Trump has his MAGA puppets lined up outside the courthouse to defend him.
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50 years ago, GOP members of Congress marched to the White House to implore President Nixon, the leader of their party, to resign. Contrast that with today.
The republican party of today started under Regan
In Canada if a party is dissatisfied with the Prime Minister they can hold a no confidence vote and have them removed. Too bad the U. S. has no such mechanism.
@@wizardsuth it does.
@@wizardsuthWell, as the OP is pointing out, that's what did happen back when the Republicans had a shred of decency. And by the way, how would a no confidence vote affect Scump? He holds no political office. So what's your point, exactly?
Also, Nixon stuck his foot in his mouth reacting to the Tate murder, saying Charlie was guilty while the trial was ongoing, and almost caused a mistrial! While the diapered 🦧 can do it daily and nothing is said! The legacy media are complicit and work for Russia just like chump does.
Do these guys not realize how much of a joke they've become? I wouldn't trust these moral cowards to operate a toll booth.
They are a joke...with the power to remove a sitting president if impeached as well as keep one from being removed if they "feel like he learned his lesson" (I know Collins was not there but any one of them can vote yes or no to remove) or decides to hold all military promotions and/or appointments. Sadly, half of the country would vote for them over any Democrat.
They must have worked overtime on this plan. Circumventing the judge's orders? Cretins.
Amoral* 🙂
The _Repuglican_ Party under Dementia J _“Loser”_ Trump _von Shitzinpants_ has three basic philosophical pillars:
*1)* _facts don’t matter;_
*2)* _hypocrisy is not a constraint to behaviour;_ and
*3)* _shamelessness is a superpower._
The _Repuglican_ Party under Dementia J _“Loser”_ Trump has three basic philosophical pillars: *1)* _facts don’t matter;_ *2)* _hypocrisy is not a constraint to behaviour;_ and *3)* _shamelessness is a superpower._
Senators who take the PEOPLE'S TIME away from congress to go to Trump's trial should be impeached!!
💯
Plus Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton.
But, but, that would be in conflict to their participation in their ongoing coup to overthrow our government....😊
senators and members of Congress can't be impeached, only voted out, or expelled á la George Santos
Senator do not work for the People, they work for the States. They are a foil to the People by design, well that was the intent.
Boy...does this hit the nail on the head!
or the mushroom perhaps
Sadly it does.
More like the magazine in the sweaty orange dump.
The doornail!
Nailed it. The part about Mike was my favorite. Our House speaker is working for Trump not our country.
The turd Johnson says God is going to punish America for its wickedness.
But his God is cool with a sex offender, that cheats on his wife while she's pregnant. 🙄
His God is proud that Johnson is lying to the people that have put their life in his control.
Frightening
Remember names and faces of these people so they can be voted against in their next elections. If they're not already in office, make sure they never are.
They are going to lose their money and their standing. When it comes to Trump they always do.
Yes please! #VoteBlue2024 and #Trump4Prison2024
Better yet, remember their names, faces, and addresses are all easily accessed online and easy to find. Hint hint.
If you aren't in their state/district, you can't vote for or against them.
@@jeffreypierson2064
Spread the info, rally support.
It's amazing how few people realize they have actual power here.
Love the “Muppet Show” parody. 😜
MOAR!!
Trump’s “bing bong bing” when Gonzo hits him at the end is the best part! Someone make that into a gif!
The writers of this song are absolute genius level
don't forget the band who played the music and sang the lyrics
It's from the Muppet show
We got to witness what selling your soul to the devil looks like today. Th e biggest display of cowards and evil in my lifetime,
You showed them exactly for who they are.
Mob bosses and the need for absolute loyalty!!! Criminals can’t trust other criminals!!!
I think you mean "there's no honor among thieves" 😊
All the orange noses arriving.
BROWN is the hue of loyalty to Orange Man
That group of Trump puppets even dress like him (dark blue suit & red tie).
Cosplay! 🤣😂🤣😂
Official school uniform at turd's university 😂😂😂
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
Cult attire off budget.
No wonder trump falls asleep during court, he’s counting sheep 🐑
If Trump goes to prison will his clown posse trample over each other to join him in his cell?
That’s *Insane* Clown Posse to you! 😊
If he’s truly out of the picture politically it will more likely it will be “Trump? Hardly knew him. Didn’t support him.”
None of these people should ever receive another paycheck. 🙄 They are ridiculous an an embarrassment 😳. They have no shame.
Morality, shame and decency don't get them power and money.
You left our grotesque.
The real Cosa Nostra has to be laughing at these idiots.
The GOP doesn't do any work. Well, unless you include complaining constantly about nonsense as "work."
How is Roe v Wade, or the future of anything in the courts. Might want to pay attention to the big picture as democrats did little for their voter over the last 4 years.
republicans are good at only complaining!
Oh come on, they give the richest 1% tax cuts
@@laurie6123 They are also good at denying people their rights. Whew, it sounds like hard work justifying what they do.
The Komplete Kast of Kiss-ups
...aka the brain worm gang 😂
One might even call them the K.K.K. then.
@@MahanFan1 bravo! 👏😂
Not Komplete. They couldn’t fit their other Konpatsyots in their Klown Kar.
If trump doesn't insult your intelligence, you probably don't have any.
They look like loony tunes on full blast WTF
Don't insult me by calling me intelligent. I am not. Show me your proof and i show your mine. It's bigger i swear.
@@ralfp8844 If Trump Senior has 5 kids by 3 wives and is traveling south at 50 mph, and Trump Junior has 5 kids by one wife and is traveling west at 40 mph, how many indictments until the 2 men meet in prison?
@@ralfp8844 As a model at T Management (Trump Models), I met Trump many times. Through his agency he would invite models to his restaurant in Trump Tower (the food was crap.) . I thought he was an i/dd adult, like British royalty: wealthy but Intellectually Disabled.
@@leannevandekew1996 the answer is 42.
that was an utter insult to the muppets
Statler and Waldorf are rolling over in their storage boxes.
Now, that's a piece of art.
😂 I love you and your service to this country Stephen Colbert!
This should be played every time one of these puppets tries to speak publicly about anything. They have shown us who they are. Believe them.
The odds this wasn't coordinated to end run the gag order is near zero. The odds it wasn't coordinated by Drumpf himself is only slightly higher.
Surely, the judge will launch a contempt investigation. Right? RIGHT??
Statler and Waldorf looking down at, and heckling all the bad acts
OMG! That would've made this even better to add that on the end.
Was thinking the same thing
Imagine Bernie Sanders sitting there and heckling the cast. 😄
“Mike, don’t you have a job?”
Ramaswampy: "Me, me! Pick me! Use me, 'Mr President'! I'll do anything for power! And unlike Alina Habba I _can_ fake smart! Try me..."
All Traitors!
To all the writers…..
🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
They’re so cheap, they shared the same kneepads.
Excellent portrayal of the madness!!😂😂
Another Republican cringe-fest!
At least THIS one was funny! 😆😆😆😆😆
Hahaha! but seriously. Are this the people leading the Republican party. Excuse me. The Trump Party!
It's not even a party anymore! It's a cult. They literally didn't even bother to fashion a platform in 2020. They just put out a statement that essentially said, _"Whatever Trump wants!"_
They say that mafia members are nasty people. But while growing up, I lived next door to one and he was actually a nice guy. In fact, every morning, he paid me $20 just to start his car.😀
🤯😂🤣😂💕🖖
Sounds generous. Probably would have shared his food with you too and let you have the first bite. That's just good manners
@@4SteveKombolis
Yeah, along with a healthy fear of an assassination attempt. 😅
I'm glad modern cars have remote start...
😂😂😂😂 what a great guy
😂😂😂 that gong hit was pretty accurate. DementedDon
Foghorn Leghorn-est.🥤😝🍿
That one group all went to the same TAILOR!
Marjorie Tailor?
It's their cheerleaders outfits, missing the pom poms !!
Granimals
As Farron Cousins wisely said, those are his service puppies 🤷
@@enricogattone432his lap dogs
OMG I am so grateful for the Late Show humor with Stephen Colbert, the Jimmy's and Seth, with SNL the cherry on top of the only bowl of sanity we get these days!!! THANK YOU!! ❤
Agree!!
John Oliver is on point too.🤓
@@c17nav Stephen Colbert needs to get him on!!! THAT would be more laughs and tears than we can handle!
@@cammieg4381 Colbert has had Oliver on several times. The Jimmys and Seth have also had Oliver on.
@@c17nav that confirms it then... I'm brain-dead. danged meds hate pharma!
Stephen Colbert's team have struck oil maga oil !
Coming up on a 9 year gusher.
Of treasonous Putin loving diarrhea @@NewMusicWeekly
Colbert’s writers are great.
Awesome! The lick-spittles are licking the spittle. *Bigly!*
half dozen old men in identical suits and ties, all gibbering. what a country.
The gong hit 😂
More like the Gong Show!
Don't you mean the bong hits by the Clinton Obama cartel?
@@onemercilessming1342 LMAO the cult boy says WHAT
@@philster6383 IDK--What did you say, cult boy?
@@onemercilessming1342 LMAO trump supporters are in a cult
The Red-Tie-Cosplay lineup is the greatest! It looks like a Star Trek convention.
They should extend the gag order to include proxies.
Reality right there!
I laughed so hard I think I hurt something. 😂😂😂
This is hilarious. I watched multiple times, can't get enough. Love the comment on Mike, I was thinking the exact same thing. Thanks writers of the Tonight Show, you've made my day.
Sorry I mean Late Show, oops.
@@debmcgerrigle3477
You can edit your comment.
Acer I used to be able to but can't anymore.
If it was Tonight Show writers, it'd be something about TikTok, or Twitter, that no one over 25 cares about
@@Acer_Maximinus yes, I know but on my tablet I can't, hence my added comment. But thanks for pointing that out.
Freaking brilliant! I was reminded of the legendary Monty Python.
When Trump is sentenced, his unrepentance will be remembered. Lock him up!
Off the charts with this one!!!
Very... very... very... GOOD!!! Congrats! Great bit!!!
Emmy material 😊😅
I'm rolling on the floor. 😂
Summed up perfectly
This is brilliant!!! ❤
LOL, bong-bong, bing-bing🤣
So right ON !
The last three seconds are *THE best part...!* 😂
Stephen Colbert new takes Manhattan awesomeness job
Let's hope the show goes on because they just keep making it worse for themselves everyday.
This was probably the funniest satire on Trump that Colbert has ever done.
Okay, where's Janice? Aka:Lara Trump.
😂😂😂
Not sure who is dumber, the puppets or the puppet master.
The New York Bonkers try to derail the Trumpster trial to the ground -TOASTEE!
Dips hits is as dips hits does.
LOVE LOVE LOVE *LOVE* this! More please! 😍🤩🥰🤗
Just get Foxxie Bear to chime in with "Wacky, wacky!!"
Fozzie...?
Puppet show.
I was going to say, "I object," to using the Muppet Show intro this way... then, unlike many MAGA followers I looked beyound the headline. 👍👍
2035... "Hey, remember that time when the GOP turned into a clown show?"
This was an absolutely PHENOMENAL use of the Muppets as satire and does not degrade the REAL Muppets. I'd give anything for a Muppet whitehouse over a Trumuppet anything!
Bravo!
Buh bye Dirty Don 👋🏻😂🦧🤡
Wonderous!
Perfect
Who is really pulling the strings?
First base? 😂💙
LOL Good one!!
missed opportunity: they should have put 2 Biden heads as Statler and Waldorf to make fun of them! 😊
Andy- "break me off a piece of presidential obscene?" Michael - "Yeah thats it.
Presidential obscene."
😂😂thats hilarious ive been calling the trump cult a bunch of mega-maga-muppets for some time now. 😂😂 so glad we, in our non-delulu minds, are on the same wavelength.😂😂
💯
Emmy or Pulitzer 🏆🏆🏆
Perfect!!!
That's our Senator Tubby!
Republicans seem like they’re in a panic.. It’s like they know he’s going to be convicted because he’s guilty?? 😂😂🤷🏼♀️ allegedly…
They know he's going down. They are performing for each other now.
Pretty brilliant!
Get em gonzo!🤣
The Lincoln Project would be proud.
EPIC!!!!!
The best sketch ever, great work guys.
I can see them driving up together, and all of them piling out of the same clown car !
YES! great puppet show :)
OMG I'm laughing so hard, well done staff, well done.
I see the vice president see applicants are staying close. 😂
I guess it’s part of his loyalty test.
Vote blue through and through
💙💙🇺🇸🇺🇸💙💙
Guilty by association.
I love how to show just how much of a puppet they are they all dress alike even with the red tie.
This is professional cartoon and 🎶 Song❤lol
From now on, every time Dumpy Trumpy comes on, just play that. And make sure Gonzo hit it harder!
The writers got it this time!!!😂😅