A Literary Analysis of Google Chrome's T-Rex Runner

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  • @Blizzard199X
    @Blizzard199X 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3060

    I find it quite intriguing that you can only play this game when there is no Internet connection. Of course, there was no Internet during the Jurassic and Cretaceous periods, so it just adds to overall immersion.

    • @Alienrun
      @Alienrun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Just disconnect your internet and have fun! lol :P

    • @allisonbolton7868
      @allisonbolton7868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      this comment was posted 2 years ago and in all that time it has been the only thing that has brought me joy

    • @oracle8192
      @oracle8192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@allisonbolton7868 agreed

    • @Kaamber101
      @Kaamber101 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      you can play it if you have a connection. all you have to do is google it

    • @llama6394
      @llama6394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Kaamber101 that ruins the atmosphere of the game

  • @MrFlyingLamma
    @MrFlyingLamma 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1810

    In this video: Joseph proves he can talk nonsensical intellectual bullshit for 12 minutes straight and still capture my attention throughout.

    • @eieiejjr
      @eieiejjr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He hypnotizes his viewers

    • @Turisteiro291
      @Turisteiro291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      As someone who started Uni introduction to Literary Analysis...
      The fucker actually knew what he was talking about

    • @adaptorperish1322
      @adaptorperish1322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yeah, the worst part is, some parts connect and make some sense.

    • @thefolder3086
      @thefolder3086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Joseph : subnautica story make no sense
      Also Joseph: T. rex runner story is a masterpiece

    • @iusethisnameformygoogleacc1013
      @iusethisnameformygoogleacc1013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It isn't nonsensical, at least not for a while - a *ton* of it seems to be a brutal indictment of the Dark Souls style of storytelling, honestly.

  • @hamishwoodland7424
    @hamishwoodland7424 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1240

    To be fair, this was an impressive achievement in dragging out something that didn’t need to be dragged out. I’m getting school flashbacks.

    • @chewviewleonardo6511
      @chewviewleonardo6511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      All teachers call out to these students to stop their tangents away from the topic.

    • @samuelthompson5299
      @samuelthompson5299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DemonicLeo I think he’s talking about the many pointless revision lessons that you go through

    • @franjaff6919
      @franjaff6919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      >To be fair, this was an impressive achievement in dragging out something that didn’t need to be dragged out
      You just described every Joseph Anderson review.

  • @palrob1714
    @palrob1714 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3648

    You know who else was tempted in a desert? That's right, Jesus Christ. Makes you think.

    • @toastofcatbread3207
      @toastofcatbread3207 6 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      He uploaded this on Easter too, which is clearly the intended holiday for this video. This is no coincidence - we need more analysis!

    • @shook_man_18
      @shook_man_18 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      You're on to something

    • @joshuacurrey4722
      @joshuacurrey4722 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      And the t-Rex runner is keeping him from the sins of anime, sexy overwatch and the witcher!

    • @jojolafrite90
      @jojolafrite90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Except that person you are referring never even existed. Yeah, yeah, I know it's a joke. But still your joke assumes people believe in that.

    • @AubreyMill
      @AubreyMill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@jojolafrite90 hey guys i found the atheist

  • @Kurai_69420
    @Kurai_69420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    No joke, I had no idea the down key did anything, I thought it was just jump.

    • @yasminafarih3681
      @yasminafarih3681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So did i

    • @RoamingAdhocrat
      @RoamingAdhocrat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      This is why we need people like Joseph.

    • @grimmisascorchmain9486
      @grimmisascorchmain9486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also doesn't work on mobile. You can only jump

    • @wp2837
      @wp2837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I used to think the same until I once accidentally hit the down key and my mind was blown.

    • @thonk7611
      @thonk7611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wp2837 as someone who consistently gets over 10000 i can confirm that the downkey is unironically vital to getting score

  • @TheManofThings777
    @TheManofThings777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +884

    This game is the Dark Souls of Google Chrome.

    • @burnedbits8717
      @burnedbits8717 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Desphinx this comment is the Dark Souls of youtube comments

  • @henjwer97
    @henjwer97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5194

    I’m convinced that Joseph can’t make a video under 10 minutes

    • @amirs5512
      @amirs5512 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      gotta get that sweet youtube mula

    • @NotTzeentch
      @NotTzeentch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      I was expecting it to be 1:00:01

    • @ghosface353
      @ghosface353 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      That's why he never make a "I'm live on twitch" video to announce his stream. Does 15 seconds videos would be 15 minutes long. He can't help himself.

    • @MasterRoyalSnow
      @MasterRoyalSnow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's a meta joke that he made it so long lol

    • @j19aiden91
      @j19aiden91 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He came close...

  • @i_am_ergo
    @i_am_ergo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2771

    This is the only joke I've ever seen or heard on any April 1st that qualifies for a joke.
    And it's bloody amazing. The search tabs kept me giggling all throughout.

    • @IWantToStayAtYourHouse
      @IWantToStayAtYourHouse 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Search up tierzoo, and his newest video ranking cryptids.

    • @kaison12205
      @kaison12205 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Horn hub is a great pornhub April fools joke

    • @Schwallex
      @Schwallex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is the most drawn-out joke ever created. Started to wear thin very quickly. To the extent that I closed the video in frustration.
      And I am saying that in my capacity as someone who's watched every single one of Joseph's other videos to the end. Many of them several times over. Yes, including all the streams. Yes, including Xenoblade Chronicles 2.
      This video here certainly is a joke, but not in the sense intended by the creator. What a waste of time and talent.

    • @i_am_ergo
      @i_am_ergo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Schwallex
      Nah, nah, nah, nah. You don't understand. It was executed _perfectly_ in line with Joseph's intention. Maybe this type of humor just isn't up your alley. And that's fine. See, there's this couple of British stand-up comedians named Richard Herring and Stewart Lee who used to be a duo, but have been flying solo for a while now. Well, they both deliver this exact type of comedy, more so Lee, where jokes are intentionally drawn out and the sprawling, repetitive, even somewhat droning delivery _is_ the punchline, or at least half of it. I love it, and many other people do too. It's fine if you don't. Not all jokes are for everyone. Example. Q: How many babies can you fit in a double stroller? A: Depends on the chopping method. See? Not for everyone.

    • @EricMalette
      @EricMalette 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Semyon Galtsev Agreed: it went way over his head if he didn't enjoy it. The joke is to do a long a deep review AS A JOKE lol, and it's full of his typical ramblings about video games. It was perfectly clever and deserves a watch.

  • @TheBornageFobbie
    @TheBornageFobbie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2075

    The tabs:
    0:00
    mercy devil skin
    mercy witch skin
    mercy just skin
    mercy rule 34 analysis
    windowmaker pleb taste
    where to buy mercy cosp...
    mercy in 2b outfit
    Typed in: did anyone else know there's a game based on the overwatch porn characters?
    0:23
    cowboy bebop fan theo...
    analysis of neon genesis...
    anime like persona 5
    sailor moon spinoffs
    anime copied dark souls...
    berserk not eminem
    hentai senpai meaning?
    Typed in: who is hotter rei or asuka
    2:39
    ocarina of time overrated...
    the last of us flaws
    mario64 more like 6bore...
    monster hunter world su...
    halflife-2 is a bad game
    gta? more like gtgay
    contrarianism for dummies
    Typed in: most overrated games of all time
    3:46
    cowboy bebop fan theo...
    analysis of neon genesis...
    anime like persona 5
    sailor moon spinoffs
    anime copied dark souls...
    berserk not eminem
    hentai senpai meaning?
    Typed in: who is hotter rei or asuka
    4:24
    ...6bore...
    monster hunter world su...
    halflife-2 is a bad game
    gta? more like gtgay
    contrarianism for dummies
    Typed in: most overrated games of all time
    4:52
    ...maries...
    triss or yennifer
    shani worst girl
    cyberpunk 2077 release...
    what is a witcher anyway...
    Typed in: geralt gerald garudo ranaldo garshasp
    5:43
    mercy rule 34 analysis
    windowmaker pleb taste
    where to buy mercy cosp...
    mercy in 2b outfit
    Typed in: did anyone else know there's a game based on the overwatch porn characters?
    8:08
    ocarina of time overrated...
    the last of us flaws
    mario64 more like 6bore...
    monster hunter world su...
    halflife-2 is a bad game
    gta? more like gtgay
    contrarianism for dummies
    Typed in: most overrated games of all time
    9:52
    mercy rule 34 analysis
    windowmaker pleb taste
    where to buy mercy cosp...
    mercy in 2b outfit
    Typed in: did anyone else know there's a game based on the overwatch porn characters?
    10:02
    reasons to delay a video
    witcher 3 let's plays
    witcher book summaries
    triss or yennifer
    shani worst girl
    cyberpunk 2077 release...
    what is a witcher anyway...
    Typed in: geralt gerald garudo ranaldo garshasp
    11:14
    mercy devil skin
    mercy witch skin
    mercy just skin
    mercy rule 34 analysis
    windowmaker pleb taste
    where to buy mercy cosp...
    mercy in 2b outfit
    Typed in: did anyone else know there's a game based on the overwatch porn characters?
    11:34
    cowboy bebop fan theo...
    analysis of neon genesis...
    anime like persona 5
    sailor moon spinoffs
    anime copied dark souls...
    berserk not eminem
    hentai senpai meaning?
    Typed in: who is hotter rei or asuka

    • @koalazaziga
      @koalazaziga 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      TheBornageFobbie ❤

    • @victorgarcias8787
      @victorgarcias8787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Doing God's work

    • @sarkhan_guy
      @sarkhan_guy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Asuka

    • @OrchidAlloy
      @OrchidAlloy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      "mercy just skin" lmaoo

    • @tcoren1
      @tcoren1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Internet Interviews I like the implications of hentai senpai meaning? - it implies he is familiar with the term from hentai rather than anime.
      Also, joe is an excellent shitposter, but if he was the genuine article it would be “did anyone else know there’s a game based on the *overlook* porn characters”

  • @danolive6950
    @danolive6950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    Great analysis of this masterpiece, I'd just like to point out a mistake...
    8:15 The pterosaurs in the game look a lot more like Pteranodon than Pterodactylus. As everyone knows, Pteranodon and T. rex did coexist, making the game scientifically accurate.

    • @Tom_Quixote
      @Tom_Quixote 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I scroll a long time for comments like this.

    • @wolpard2033
      @wolpard2033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      On the contrary, while the animal depicted is Pteranodon, it still was not a contemporary of Tyrannosaurus. While they were both animals of the late Cretaceous, Pteranodon lived during the Coniacian and Santonian stages, while Tyrannosaurus lived during the Maastrichtian. It's an easy detail to miss. Despite his error on the proper Pterosaur genus, Anderson's analysis still holds.

    • @danolive6950
      @danolive6950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@wolpard2033 Damn, you're quite right. I should've said "pteranodontids" or something. He's still wrong about it being a Pterodactylus tho lol

    • @thefolder3086
      @thefolder3086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Joseph : subnautica story make no sense
      Also Joseph: T. rex runner story is a masterpiece

    • @jordanspencer2157
      @jordanspencer2157 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cactus

  • @maxcohen7512
    @maxcohen7512 6 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    "Chekov's Gun is a real thing that every professor keeps in their desk to bash you over the head" i think is the most i've cracked up all day.

  • @cokeMONSTERps3
    @cokeMONSTERps3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2610

    Joseph "I'm not a weaboo" Anderson

  • @hemangchauhan2864
    @hemangchauhan2864 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1767

    *"mercy rule 34 analysis"*
    *"mercy in 2b outfit"*
    Man of culture

    • @jakebarbie3831
      @jakebarbie3831 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Damn, man of culture who also shares his knowledge. Very nice.

    • @BrorealeK
      @BrorealeK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mercy? What's that? I only know of a Swiss-skin rug in Jeff Kaplan's smoking room that he's grotesquely obsessed with showing people.

    • @Jodv-
      @Jodv- 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hemang Chauhan lmao

    • @marekadams6956
      @marekadams6956 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You forget "Where to buy mercy cosplay"

  • @NateIsLame
    @NateIsLame 6 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    i'm not crying you are

    • @henrycrabs3497
      @henrycrabs3497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SILENCE VERIFIED

    • @christopher4227
      @christopher4227 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bababoi

    • @thefolder3086
      @thefolder3086 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joseph : subnautica story make no sense
      Also Joseph: T. rex runner story is a masterpiece

  • @cenesm
    @cenesm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    "Did anyone else know that there's a game based on the overwatch porn characters?" god damn genius
    9:52

    • @thefolder3086
      @thefolder3086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Joseph : subnautica story make no sense
      Also Joseph: T. rex runner story is a masterpiece

  • @imaginaryfanboy
    @imaginaryfanboy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1487

    WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HECK I'VE BEEN PLAYING THIS FOR YEARS AND I NEVER KNEW HE COULD DUCK
    MIND = BLOWN

    • @kwazhims3lf
      @kwazhims3lf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HAWhaw

    • @Obagus00
      @Obagus00 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      How did you get further than 1000?

    • @danieln6613
      @danieln6613 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      After all those years this game is stil full of surprises, it's a sign of a true masterpiece

    • @leticiabarreiros5621
      @leticiabarreiros5621 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      seriously my whole life has been a lie

    • @trvenvt8265
      @trvenvt8265 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      boi ur everywhere what are you doing with your life

  • @tenbeat
    @tenbeat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    "reasons to delay a video" "witcher 3 let's plays"

  • @rudolphbloom
    @rudolphbloom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    Oh man. The lore in the tabs

    • @DrEcho
      @DrEcho 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the world-building

    • @darthr0xas363
      @darthr0xas363 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The porn.

    • @kduhtdkzrt
      @kduhtdkzrt 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Victor Fermino I hope they are unintentional spoilers for upcoming episodes.

  • @XxWaffleMan154xX
    @XxWaffleMan154xX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I’m in love with how you can make a meme video that actually suspends my disbelief and makes me think “yo shit he might be onto something about this T. rex”

  • @youtubiu
    @youtubiu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    A shitpost to surpass the Cuphead Tutorial Analysis

    • @deadmaybejun6835
      @deadmaybejun6835 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lucas V. Cuhead video was joke... And this one was posted on April 1st

    • @javito_an
      @javito_an 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't know if it was intentional but I read this with Revolver Ocelot's voice.
      A weapon... to surpass Metal Gear...

    • @thefolder3086
      @thefolder3086 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joseph : subnautica story make no sense
      Also Joseph: T. rex runner story is a masterpiece

  • @antonioklaic4839
    @antonioklaic4839 6 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Note the text under the game.
    "There is no internet connection".
    It may be a part of the game. The dinosaur's crave and shame represents our crave for internet, and the shame we feel as we are self-concious of this addiction.
    We know it's unhealthy to sit and stare at a screen for extended periods of time, and that knowledge makes us feel guilt and shame when we succumb to tge addiction.
    But when we try to run away from it, indulge in other activities or hobbies, we still feel the crave and the need to go back to our shelter, to our most advanced form of entertainment -The Internet.
    Each restart is a new attempt to escape the addiction, but it, just as everything, has to end someday, so we end up failing and succumbing to our primal instincts and cravings of the internet.

    • @llama6394
      @llama6394 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Metaphor for connection to society

  • @iliasa.5298
    @iliasa.5298 6 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    The tabs, though.

    • @zacherylouis8660
      @zacherylouis8660 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      The url bar is even better

    • @thelordelric8424
      @thelordelric8424 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      he's a man of the highest culture

    • @drachmalius6126
      @drachmalius6126 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I was gonna say the same thing! This is a quality video with many layers that must be examined and interpreted. Hopefully we can all come to a respectful agreement on the deeper meaning

    • @Razor1Name
      @Razor1Name 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I fucking lost it at "hentai senpai meaning?"

    • @hemangchauhan2864
      @hemangchauhan2864 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "mercy rule 34 analysis"
      "mercy in 2b outfit"
      Man of culture

  • @TheAfroMenace
    @TheAfroMenace 6 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    Google Chrome's T-Rex Runner: It's No Masterpiece

  • @yomchy1729
    @yomchy1729 6 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    Google employee: hey I made this joke game on my spare time want to make it an Easter on google
    Boss: sure
    Joseph: this game goes beyond comprehension

    • @lol-dm8wx
      @lol-dm8wx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *chrome. how do you feel? to be such a bumbling idiot that you mix up two of the largest browsers in the world? i hope you are happy with yourself

    • @shadysam7161
      @shadysam7161 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lol-dm8wx stfu pedantic necro poster.

    • @lol-dm8wx
      @lol-dm8wx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shady Sam no u

    • @bluegraoyt6731
      @bluegraoyt6731 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      u can hack the game bro: th-cam.com/video/I-A6JmXsfgY/w-d-xo.html&t

    • @np-cos4065
      @np-cos4065 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lol-dm8wx Isn't it "Google Chrome," a search engine? Google is just the browser but Google Chrome is what they were talking about.
      Also, what's with the random insults? One little mistake shouldn't piss someone off so much, I hope you're happy with *yourself.*

  • @vcrbetamax
    @vcrbetamax 6 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    In his pursuit to make something inartistic, he has created art. I guess we all can't escape our destiny...

  • @GameRevo
    @GameRevo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    Can't begin to imagine how long it took to get every single one of those clips that matched the footage... all for an April Fool's joke. Might want to get that checked out.

    • @Mart-Bro
      @Mart-Bro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Game Revo Nah good work OP. Totally worth it

    • @benjaminpequeno5286
      @benjaminpequeno5286 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dose anyone know what game that was at 1:00

    • @EnvyMachinery
      @EnvyMachinery 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What joke?

    • @Temp54297
      @Temp54297 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      xenoblade chronicles 2 is my best guess

  • @TwiCaCaX
    @TwiCaCaX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    when your teacher ask you to write an essay on why the author used the word blue in his poem, and you go on to explain how much it symbolizes whatever shit and that it hints the authors background and family influences on his current views on humanity but really its just because he/she likes that colour.

    • @Alienrun
      @Alienrun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Basically this lols :P

    • @pickleadaykeepsthedoctoraway
      @pickleadaykeepsthedoctoraway 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The art of overanalysing, every English teacher's favorite activity. That and being prescriptivists.
      Some teachers use it as a way to get you to expand on ideas and reinforce them regardless if it's overanalysing bullshit or not, others actually believe the shit and continue to teach straight garbage to English majors, who end up working at bakerys being insufferable prescriptivists.
      *Note I have nothing against English majors, I do have something against prescriptivists though. Me and most linguists, and most of academia. I like to shop in the "insert prescriptivist nonsense corrections here because fuck common usage." fast lane.

    • @isaiahjjs8114
      @isaiahjjs8114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Flashback to William Carlos Williams red wheelbarrow

    • @RabbiHerschel
      @RabbiHerschel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pickleadaykeepsthedoctoraway prescriptivism is based though.

  • @TurboButton
    @TurboButton 6 ปีที่แล้ว +870

    Nice job Mandalore.

    • @therandomdickhead5744
      @therandomdickhead5744 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Turbo Button Hi mark brown didn't see you there

    • @Addsomehappy
      @Addsomehappy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Why's Raycevick complimenting himself?

    • @somethingfunny8516
      @somethingfunny8516 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Addsomehappy that's not Raycevick, that's Joseph Anderson

    • @ISerathI
      @ISerathI 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He's actually How to Basic

    • @Inoka01
      @Inoka01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is really artsy for a Kreal plays video!

  • @gerardoalexiscarvajaluc4814
    @gerardoalexiscarvajaluc4814 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    "This is a tragic story of exile, guilt and self inflicted punishment."
    10/5 Amazing

  • @BreninWatson
    @BreninWatson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    “Mercy Rule 34 Analysis” 😂😂

    • @waveemann8857
      @waveemann8857 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "Mercy Without Skin" got me

    • @Sunny_Haven
      @Sunny_Haven 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The one that got me was "did anyone else know there's a game based on the overwatch porn characters?".

  • @kingxerocole4616
    @kingxerocole4616 6 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    I unironically blew my six year old cousin’s mind when I was stuck on this page and just started pressing the space bar, saying “I want to make that dinosaur run.”

    • @Alex-jo1dt
      @Alex-jo1dt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      how can you ironically or unironically blow someone's mind?

    • @099roar
      @099roar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Literally or figuratively*

    • @matthewb-r488
      @matthewb-r488 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      “I unironically blew my six year old cousin”

    • @099roar
      @099roar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Subaru Conatoo, oof

    • @jopomeister
      @jopomeister 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "I unironically blew my six year old cousin"

  • @vvvbvereevvvv
    @vvvbvereevvvv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Nice analysis as always, Joseph! Looking forward to your thoughts on Minesweeper!

  • @guy3480
    @guy3480 6 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    YOU CAN DUCK?! Dude i legit had no idea lmao

  • @blame4889
    @blame4889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    When you need to make a 1k word essay from a picture

  • @estone1256
    @estone1256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The deserty setting of this work of literary art caused me to remember the wise words of Anakin Skywalker(and the best writing I have ever seen): "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth."

  • @ChanUndSo
    @ChanUndSo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    I would say it is a masterpiece.
    I give it a 7/10

    • @tostupidforname
      @tostupidforname 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol das war unerwartet :) hab euch früher extrem viel geguckt. Grüße!

    • @MoBreYT05
      @MoBreYT05 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tostupidforname ahh noch einer hier!

    • @rubenjorge13
      @rubenjorge13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Literally IGN

  • @hemangchauhan2864
    @hemangchauhan2864 6 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    2:38 *"contrarianism for dummies"*

    • @Gannoh
      @Gannoh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      gta? more like gtgay

    • @MercurySG3M
      @MercurySG3M 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      did anyone else know there’s a game based on the overwatch porn characters

    • @Gannoh
      @Gannoh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mercury bullshit

    • @swaws7810
      @swaws7810 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mercury now I’m finally invested in Overwatch.

  • @SirSamTheThird
    @SirSamTheThird 6 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    I mean I always thought it was about him running from his sexuality but what would I know...

    • @Alquimia572
      @Alquimia572 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      SirSamTheThird IT IS OBVIOUSLY RUNNING AWAY FROM HIS ABUSIVE HOME HOW CAN ANYONE BE SO DUMB TO NOT SEE IT OMFG LMAO 😂😂😂 smh

    • @DaemianLucifer
      @DaemianLucifer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      He is obviously running from the angry nintendo fanboys because of that troll bait in the end.Oh,you mean the t-rex...

    • @Lumpfriend
      @Lumpfriend 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      gta more like gtgay

    • @ShorkDork
      @ShorkDork 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The fuck

    • @ogwemman
      @ogwemman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dinosaurs didnt have sex moron

  • @adaptorperish1322
    @adaptorperish1322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thank you! I’m crying, this is so beautiful, so insightful, pure brilliance.
    This is so quotable.

  • @nicolaiholmstoel6546
    @nicolaiholmstoel6546 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This could be a contender for the best video i have ever seen on youtube. No joke. The level of thought, skill and imagination needed to make a video like this about something so simple is deeply inspiring. 10/10 You earned a subscriber.

  • @rivon97
    @rivon97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "Did anyone else know there's a game based on the overwatch porn characters?"
    Please enlighten me, papa

    • @lol-dm8wx
      @lol-dm8wx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      its overwatch

  • @Elite4W
    @Elite4W 6 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    "Ocarina of Time Overrated"
    "The last of us flaws"
    "Mario 64 more like Mario 6bore"
    "monster hunter world sucks"
    "half-life 2 is a bad game"
    "gta? more like gtgay"
    "contrarianism for dummies"
    I love this kind of hidden humour you do. It's so rare but when it happens I can't help but smile.

    • @Elite4W
      @Elite4W 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oh my god it changes every time that's dedication.

    • @pikistikman
      @pikistikman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Half Life 2 isn't a great game

  • @NachozMan
    @NachozMan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    You're a perfect soul and I love everything you do, you pour every ounce of your heart and soul into this media of entertainment we all love so much. This quintessential stepping stone for game design that is T-Rex runner really opened my eyes that AAA titles can still be good.
    Thank you for everything you do Joseph, you're truly unique.

  • @CosmicCreatorCat
    @CosmicCreatorCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:16 'all discussions are respectful and end in reasonable conclusions.' 'F you!'

  • @АсенДоцински
    @АсенДоцински 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "Shani worst girl"
    *FIGHT ME*

    • @Barajuana
      @Barajuana 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Асен Доцински actual heresy

    • @z-teamchainingolem9064
      @z-teamchainingolem9064 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Асен Доцински I'm glad someone picked up on that. Shani is best girl of all

    • @TheRealSkycraft28
      @TheRealSkycraft28 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wonderful woman

  • @davewilsea142
    @davewilsea142 6 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    “Who is hotter rei or asuka” LOL

    • @greggreg8300
      @greggreg8300 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Asuka

    • @aksu_Netrunner
      @aksu_Netrunner 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rei

    • @greggreg8300
      @greggreg8300 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reeeeeeeeeee Reeeeeeeeeeeeee Reeeeeeeeeee
      No wonder you like a android because you will never have a real woman!!!! (Dabs on normie trash Rei lover)

    • @greggreg8300
      @greggreg8300 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reeeeeeeeeee Reeeeeeeeeeeeee Reeeeeeeeeee
      No wonder you like a android because you will never have a real woman!!!! (Dabs on normie Rei loving trash)

    • @somethingfunny8516
      @somethingfunny8516 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dave Wil Kaworu is the only valid choice

  • @TheWerecatboy
    @TheWerecatboy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    When I said I wanted the full deep analysis on this game, it was a joke XD

    • @ghosface353
      @ghosface353 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      April fools man. April fools. The day joke becomes real. Like Path of Exile Royal. For one day that is real.

    • @AbsoluteRedemption27
      @AbsoluteRedemption27 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Olyphantastic i wish half-life 3 was a joke

    • @ghosface353
      @ghosface353 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I can see Valve do that some day to just piss us of. Uploading one of the old proto build that never got out of proto stage. Or renaming a mod as that one day.

    • @thehandsomearrow4516
      @thehandsomearrow4516 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shut up furry.

    • @aarcade6676
      @aarcade6676 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Handsome Arrow what's wrong with you?

  • @calimoth
    @calimoth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    the fact that you're capable of this is terrifying

  • @dylanporpoise2566
    @dylanporpoise2566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Watching this in May of 2019, 3 minutes in I thought..."This is definitely an April Fool's video *checks post date* GODDAMNIT HE HAD ME SO INTRIGUED!"

  • @Hokies1970
    @Hokies1970 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    10:01
    Wait... U S E L E S S?

    • @lemmonboy6459
      @lemmonboy6459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      **Fade to grey screen**

    • @Axel14753
      @Axel14753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fits with the background music

  • @RESGorilla
    @RESGorilla 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The tabs omfg lmao. You absolute madman

    • @ysgatora9287
      @ysgatora9287 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bonus Easter egg, look at the current Google link

  • @ticklemonster7956
    @ticklemonster7956 6 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    Quality shitpost

  • @StealthArcher
    @StealthArcher 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    But Mandalore, you forgot to go on about the even more blatant background details of the moon! It's both way too close and too similar of a surface appearance for something so far in the past! I trusted you to make these in depth videos on my holidays and you've kind of let me down here.

  • @Alter292
    @Alter292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It took me about halfway into the video until I felt compelled to see what day of the year this was released on. Had me going there for a good minute.

  • @snoerrebaand
    @snoerrebaand 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video made me buy T-Rex Runner and preorder the sequel. I've probably played the game for 30 hours now and T-Rex Runner really has something to offer - telling the story of a baby-rex growing up, running through life from nothing and everything. Countless hours of amazing gameplay and of course amazing artwork.
    The choice of music in this one really confirms why this is my favourite TH-cam-channel. :-) Thank you so much for the informative, quality content!

  • @adreamer5920
    @adreamer5920 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    The Persona 5 soundtrack makes the video infinitely better

    • @ogshrimpsauce
      @ogshrimpsauce 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES! i love it

    • @theunknownsissel9943
      @theunknownsissel9943 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was playing it while watching and became infinitely confused as to why that theme was playing in the velvet room

  • @sleepyhead4047
    @sleepyhead4047 6 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Joseph who hurt you

    • @BS-jw7nf
      @BS-jw7nf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A full month of streaming persona 5 made him go insane i think

  • @Dzeeff
    @Dzeeff 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    "hentai senpai meaning?"

    • @ippo4502
      @ippo4502 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh shit! It's Cimo! What are you doing here?

  • @CosmicCreatorCat
    @CosmicCreatorCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    3:17 "In liberal arts classes, Checkov's Gun is a real thing that every liberal arts professor keeps in their desk."
    If you don't know what Checkov's Gun is, look it up. This is too true. xD

    • @D00000T
      @D00000T 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s even better as it’s played over fallout 4 gameplay

  • @Tricus
    @Tricus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Current highscore is somewhere around 14k. It's nice to have an extra game to play when your ISP takes a big dump on you.

  • @guyWSonicpicture
    @guyWSonicpicture 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    ...Ive waited so much for this analysis, do the stegosaurus dlc next

  • @JoviLevi
    @JoviLevi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    I yelped in excitement when I saw the thumbnail, and that it was *you* who uploaded it.
    Then I read the title. And recalled the date.
    I hate you.

    • @chriswolfe351
      @chriswolfe351 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Admit it, you would have watched knowing that he uploaded it on April 1, just to see what it was.

  • @antoniolucio6836
    @antoniolucio6836 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    In the most superficial level of interpretation, this video is the Citizen Kane of our time.

  • @Evanz111
    @Evanz111 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m still in disbelief that Joe actually scripted and uploaded this video, perfection.

  • @markduffy7685
    @markduffy7685 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It took me 4 minutes and 23 seconds to rememeber that it's April 1st.

  • @kideneb239
    @kideneb239 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    High quality content as always Joseph. Thanks!

  • @Septimus_ii
    @Septimus_ii 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Only 12 minutes? Must be an April's fools

  • @Ronin11111111
    @Ronin11111111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The open tabs really put that extra LOL factor into this video.

    • @EZIOXXX777
      @EZIOXXX777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ronin11111111, I immediately checked if there was an actual game based around the overwatch porn characters and it's true! But the quality of the characters is inferior to the ones of the porn video, as it's to be expected from a game.

  • @TheShinigami244
    @TheShinigami244 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Im actually feeling depressed with how well made this is and how much of the deeper stuff will be missed because people havent watched your streams. This isnt a prank, its a gift

  • @fullthrottlewrx
    @fullthrottlewrx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    spectacular analysis! very creative for the first day of April my friend! good on ya lad!

  • @itsLalm
    @itsLalm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    that stained glass analogy(or whatever its called) was amazing though

  • @samuelbuchanan6369
    @samuelbuchanan6369 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    You forgot to criticize the fact that the T-Rex is a Mary Sue.

  • @greggreg8300
    @greggreg8300 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I don't know a single person in any form of media that would make a video anything like this. And I adore it.

  • @eeb3171
    @eeb3171 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    By far the most engaging and thoughtful art analysis I've seen in the last decade. If we can expect more quality content like this, I think I may finally begin supporting you on Patreon!

  • @DutyEnjoyer
    @DutyEnjoyer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you for making this, I never thought of T-rex runner in a way like you have. It's opened my special eyes for the very first time.

  • @chrislainepullen
    @chrislainepullen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    9:59
    wait...
    USELESS?

  • @Archyus1
    @Archyus1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    When can we expect the mercy rule 34 analysis

  • @fishfingersncustard
    @fishfingersncustard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "shani worst girl" you've taken the joke too far friend!

    • @cjucag589
      @cjucag589 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it be like that and you know it

  • @Crazelord91
    @Crazelord91 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This may be the most brilliant video on TH-cam ever

  • @thestealthplatypus5861
    @thestealthplatypus5861 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Ballsy, brilliant, byootiful.
    9/10 just enough water

  • @iridescentafterlife
    @iridescentafterlife 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Although I can agree with you that the narrative element of the dinosaur runner is superb, I feel if fell flat in the gameplay aspect. The game did a poor job explaining to me the mechanics, and controls. It took me nearly an hour to realize I was supposed to jump over the cacti, and I never even realized that I could duck until I saw this video.

  • @alarev8586
    @alarev8586 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    4:01 look at the tabs. Joe has turned into a complete weeb

    • @Bread-TM
      @Bread-TM 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What if he always was a weeb to begin with and he revealed his pain to us, as he saw the T-Rex suffer an existential crisis made Joseph realise, he can't always run away from his true self and just embrace it!

  • @SloTesto
    @SloTesto 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    actually checked "mercy in 2b outfit"... not bad

  • @spencerj
    @spencerj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This feels more like a creative writing exercise than an April fools prank. Well done, sir

  • @jobforarockstar
    @jobforarockstar 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bravo man, that was so entertaining. Loved the open tabs, that was a nice touch.

  • @radski_fives
    @radski_fives 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    There were two T-Rex corpses in the interrogation room! Why is there only one in the T-Rex runner game?! How did Google not realize that one of the T-Rex's must have escaped after sending the coroner in to collect the bodies?! FOR REAL?!

  • @Doodoovessel
    @Doodoovessel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The only message I got from this video is that you don't know what Hentai Senpai means

  • @Jaies_
    @Jaies_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I know this is a joke, but you had great things to say about video games.

  • @lunaticoccultist
    @lunaticoccultist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When I saw this in my feed I thought "oh great another April fools shit post" but now I realize this video is life changing.

  • @GarrusDeWitt
    @GarrusDeWitt 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Liked, shared and added to favorites. This much effort for a troll deserves its due rewards.

  • @James.Stark.Ben.Edition
    @James.Stark.Ben.Edition 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I know this is a joke video but this is really good. Only you can make me interested in a video about this game. Plus, your leaps aren't that far off, probably. I think you've managed to tap into the dev teams' subconscious. It's amazing how well made this is. Thank you for this, Joseph. Also, that is for telling me he can duck. I did not know this, surprisingly. Now I can actually play the game. ALSO, that end, man, odessy is probably a seven out of ten. It's not as bad as a six if you play it for short periods of time but its not a good as a eight.

  • @trey0001069760
    @trey0001069760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Best Game Joseph has ever reviewed

  • @bfgfanatic1747
    @bfgfanatic1747 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "where to buy mercy cosplay"
    Well, that's another trap to add to my reverse harem.

  • @LymusIll
    @LymusIll 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    since it's april 2nd for me now, i can honestly say, this is your best analysis yet

  • @BrendonArt
    @BrendonArt 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was completely falling for it, waiting for a surprise in this simple game to reveal itself..., until about half way in... and then I said "Wait a minute, was this posted on Apr 1st???" And then I scrolled down. BANG! Nailed it. Good job @Joseph Anderson

  • @ChanpakuygunChintakanonda
    @ChanpakuygunChintakanonda 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    L o o k a t t h e t a b s.

  • @zestyorangez
    @zestyorangez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I literally never knew you could duck

  • @Andre-uu5xv
    @Andre-uu5xv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You're kids will be able to look back at this video and say "Yup, that's my dad."

  • @Valkbg
    @Valkbg 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was awesome.Your tone is always serious so sometimes it takes me time to get the joke

  • @Lo1ly
    @Lo1ly 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are an incredible writer, speaker, and have an insane vocabulary. I need to take notes.