【RANKING POKEMON BY EDIBILITY

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  • @justcody4615
    @justcody4615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    Note to self: do not get stranded on an island with Pomu. She will probably eat you, and then make sucking motions on your ghost, believing ethereal manifestations of the soul are a type of gas.

    • @typicallystupidperson1273
      @typicallystupidperson1273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What about selen

    • @khornedmaple
      @khornedmaple 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@typicallystupidperson1273 Dragon

    • @justcody4615
      @justcody4615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yeah when you're on a beach with a dragon and you haven't eaten in 6 days I feel like you both know the score. I'm gonna try to eat her, because dragons are just big alligators and shes gonna try to eat me because shes a dragon.
      But having to debate if a fairy can eat your soul is dark.

    • @maqywhaq
      @maqywhaq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pomu in fairy form might not require as many calories, so provided the island isn't barren and you're a proficient scavenger, it should be ok... Unless the only thing you can scavenge is kale...

    • @justcody4615
      @justcody4615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@maqywhaq it's her size that's the issue, right? Because like, Pomu probably isnt going to stay tiny on the island when you're dividing the food up and decide she only needs one ounce of a Zubat.
      She comes to the table with some good bargaining chips too, she has the most flexible diet in EN, but is also the least edible girl in EN.

  • @flashtirade
    @flashtirade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    True facts, Professors rely on trainers to gather data specifically for these kinds of high-level analyses. Trust me, my uncle works at a Pokemon center.

  • @barsx7634
    @barsx7634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    > how is this a debate
    > why is this five fucking hours
    > how it is so entertaining

  • @averagegatsby29
    @averagegatsby29 2 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    there's no morals here, only food
    timestamps from Pomucord!
    05:39 Showing off their degrees in Pokemon Edbility
    07:58 Selen goes to the void, replaced with amogus
    09:26 monch cronchem
    12:12 ARE YOU MOCKING MY DEGREE
    15:04 Starting the rankings with #1: Bulbasaur
    16:45 S: is it fucked up that i'm eating while we're doing pokemon edibility
    22:58 Selen explains what sharks are
    23:24 P: Do you think you would have eaten Elira in the womb? S: ...Yeah
    24:35 the battle of the womb
    27:28 "i can't wait to eat some babies"
    30:41 now we're talking about the economy
    32:39 Selen proposes a new tier where the pokemon is hard to eat
    34:23 Adds that tier and considers adding another one, "Yes but why would you"
    36:55 S: Why don't we have turtle soup all the time? P: THEY'RE ENDANGERED, SELEN
    41:41 Debating the ethics of eating endangered starter pokemon
    48:26 Gen 1 starters are done, moving on to the bugs
    50:41 adding "would eat if on abandoned island"
    53:26 of course Selen is poisonous, she's the toxic dragon
    57:24 Tazumidrill
    1:04:01 First S-tier Pokemon ranked
    1:07:19 guinea pigs are kind of awful creatures
    1:08:01 S: You know there's a rat out there that breeds until it dies? P: Yeah that's how I'd wanna go
    1:11:24 Pomu forgot about the Arbok commissions
    1:15:23 what pokemon did Selen write her thesis on
    1:19:35 Selen cures all disease in the Pokemon universe: "just pour an antidote on it"
    1:26:10 Pikachu has been selectively bred for edibility
    1:27:47 Pomu says Pikachu tastes more delicious because it's forbidden, like eating people
    1:29:06 Hime in chat
    1:31:54 We're not wasting food here
    1:36:19 we cured leprosy
    1:46:31 can you milk a Nidoqueen
    1:50:08 Selen's Nidoking harem
    1:57:21 Clefable and Nidoqueen are the same size
    2:00:47 Our theses got peer reviewed. by each other
    2:01:43 Pomu was part of Poke Beta Eata
    2:03:16 Talking about eating foxes, Hime is distressed in chat
    2:05:33 S: You want me to pay for air?
    2:06:21 Oui oui

    • @averagegatsby29
      @averagegatsby29 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      2:12:12 Pomu learns about bat-related disease and current events
      2:14:57 This [oddish] is by Nina and it's named planty.png
      2:22:02 Selen's soul goes to the bathroom
      2:23:13 Putting a mushroom on Selen
      2:30:05 It took them 5 years to get this degree
      2:33:07 Meowth? That's just eating a cat
      2:33:55 Meowth can talk
      2:49:49 Talking about eating babies again
      3:10:46 There's no morals here, only food
      3:12:39 "The spice of taking a life and eating it"
      3:22:43 dewgong noises
      3:24:39 baby you got a stew going
      3:25:57 Pomu wants to eat Grimer to get superpowers
      3:27:34 Pomu: Muk isn't edible Selen: MUK IS JUST A BIGGER GRIMER
      3:29:08 Selen's soul leaves her body again, gets re-mushroomed
      3:34:00 If a ghost possess you is that just ghost vore
      3:34:57 Pomu has a D*viantArt account
      3:38:04 The art does not represent real life - Pokémon are real
      3:43:30 Pomu suggests Voltorb is like a jawbreaker you have to suck on to remove its skin
      3:45:47 YOU HAVE TO EAT THE ELECTRODE WITH ME, SELEN
      3:46:44 new category: "Only Pomu will eat this"
      3:47:04 Pomu names it "Only Selen will eat" instead
      3:48:58 Pomu: Alolan exeggutor looks exactly the same, just with your neck
      3:52:17 What is with you and bone soup
      3:53:49 Pomu would eat Bruce Lee
      3:58:04 Pomu says Selen and Koffing can relate with each other
      4:00:44 This is how Pomufication begins. I eat the muk. I eat the grimer. Then I grow a second me
      4:03:39 Rhydon deez nutz 😂😂😂💯👌
      4:06:39 You could eat that baby
      4:15:02 Next up is Mr. Mime
      4:23:44 Pomu thought they were gonna get through 300 Pokemon today
      4:30:58 New tier just for Porygon
      4:39:52 Mewtwo... You're basically eating a chicken
      4:42:03 Gen 1 finished!
      4:45:27 Zatsudan starts here
      4:45:59 Selen gets kinoko'd again
      4:59:19 moch monch monch badum badum
      5:01:39 Otsu

    • @BrandonJohns
      @BrandonJohns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Not sure if this has been mentioned before:
      4:54:40 The new outro is "Cosmic Mini" by DOVA-SYNDROME

    • @Mystikus2
      @Mystikus2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@averagegatsby29 love how "we don't have an evil heart" is 2 minutes away from "you could eat that baby"

    • @HyatseWasHere
      @HyatseWasHere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We have a hero

  • @Papa-Corn
    @Papa-Corn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:47:15, 3:54:27, 4:12:03 - Selen getting a taste of her own medicine.

  • @Yana-pl6hz
    @Yana-pl6hz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Start 3:00

  • @11tea82
    @11tea82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:28:38 chat goes wild when its vapereon.

  • @BILD2057
    @BILD2057 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That was a LONG stream thank you both for this, it was really fun and interesting hearing your takes about Pokemon edibility. Hope you can get some proper rest, Pomu
    2:22:05 Selen's soul leaving her body
    3:34:52 Interesting
    4:46:15 Selen just f** dies

  • @TheLoneJinx
    @TheLoneJinx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I imagine if I ever had a fever dream about Pomu streaming, this would be the outcome.
    A personal journey of discovery and more than a few extinction events.

  • @BitterBatter
    @BitterBatter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Pomus solution to inedible things seems to be "just fry everything", and I'm kinda mad that she's not even wrong

  • @astraeadelta7
    @astraeadelta7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    The key take away this stream: Don't get stranded with Pomu on an island.

    • @holybeergut2484
      @holybeergut2484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also don't hire her to be your babysitter.

  • @xidane
    @xidane 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Selen eating at the end is soooooo cute

  • @pianoman303
    @pianoman303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Now we know why Gengar is Pomu's favorite pokemon
    she ate all the rest
    only the ghosts are left

  • @Arnitomxe
    @Arnitomxe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This stream has been so much fun that I've been laughing for hours.
    And Pomu looks like she's a nerdy book worm that's too much into weird stuff.
    Selen and Pomu is my favorite combo!

  • @ZuNy77
    @ZuNy77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i think the only things ive learned here are #1 "just pour an antidote on it" by Dr. Selen and "its ethical" by Dr. Pomu.

  • @mandreotti8320
    @mandreotti8320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I hope you two make this a series, I’d love to see more of this!

  • @asdffsdafdsafdsa7877
    @asdffsdafdsafdsa7877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:24:31 hit me up for other pokemon recipes and cooking tips

  • @Sparkleaf
    @Sparkleaf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Pomu is a traditional child-eating fairy confirmed
    Thanks for such a fun stream Pomu! You put a lot of effort into all the preparations and gave us five hours of hilarious, unhinged analysis with Selen. Hope you sleep well tonight, looking forward to tomorrow

  • @AbadonXXX
    @AbadonXXX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    After seeing something like this on mythical kitchen I have this image of selen, pomu and josh having a round table discussion with which pokemon is edible

  • @Id_k_
    @Id_k_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thank you for the informative stream

  • @blooperreloaded5526
    @blooperreloaded5526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    This had to have been the most unhinged Pokemon ranking stream ever, and I loved it, questionable as it was.

  • @chapter23
    @chapter23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was something... hype for pt 2

  • @johnarcher6150
    @johnarcher6150 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    They need to come back and do another gen taste test.

  • @yukibaskerville6823
    @yukibaskerville6823 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thanks for the fun stream! Can say I truly learned a lot thanks to these 2 professionals, hope one day I can get a pokemon degree too these tiers were so accurate, especially the Polygon one, don't even know what it is less if is edible or not lol.
    2 things I know after this stream are: that Selen prefers to eat rocks before horse meat and don't let babies near to Pomu or she will eat them

  • @coklatsasqu8904
    @coklatsasqu8904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    truly this is the greatest stream of all time

  • @HippieSongOriginals
    @HippieSongOriginals 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A truly fascinating conversation. Hearing their reasonings almost has me convinced that it just might work.

  • @wildestduck8
    @wildestduck8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    There are many things that I have learned from this stream but the most important ones are you can make everything a soup and antidote is the cure to everything
    Thank you so much for this surreal yet entertaining stream Pomu and Selen! It was a lot of fun joining in the edibility discussion and getting increasingly darker the longer we go on This week has been an absolute field trip with all the amazing streams. Thank you so much for all of them
    Hope you manage to get some good sleep for tomorrow's early collab!
    My highlights:
    37:45 Squirtle does the ultimate harden to not get eaten
    3:30:15 Mushrooms growing on Selen
    3:32:38 Selen has returned from the grave
    3:35:35 It's for science
    4:00:48 Pomufication lore

  • @plenumshamu4037
    @plenumshamu4037 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Pomu's Fair Folk-ness really came out full force this stream. xD
    Thank you both, this was such a fun one, hoping for a part 2 sometimes!

  • @GurenEinzbern
    @GurenEinzbern 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This stream was certainly informative also a little bit cursed but I had certainly had fun!
    Thank you Pomu & Selen for sharing your *Pokemon Edibility* expertise to us! 🧚‍♀️🏆

  • @loydcasteneda1950
    @loydcasteneda1950 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thank you for the stream Pomu :3

  • @Zhumingz
    @Zhumingz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Guess science is the ultimate ruling, no need for 'ethics' when it comes to edibility.
    Thanks for giving up the knowledge that 1% chance of survival from eating a grimer and koffing can give me superpower was worth it Pomu!
    Thanks Pomu and Selen for the Super fun and cursed stream I didn't know I needed. Definitely learnt a lot of Pokemon Edibility Science from 2 'qualified' pros.

  • @justMyrtle
    @justMyrtle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    this was simultaneously very interesting and terrifying my brain was mushed by the end of the stream just listening to you two but thanks for the really fun stream, 5hrs of pokemon edibility debate flew by. i had a great time

  • @rundas9000
    @rundas9000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thanks for the stream Pomu and Selen! Also, Pomu read my comment at the end (the one about whether or not they cared if drawings were ms paint quality) and I think I worded it badly since some people commented that it was rude. What I meant was that I, personally, suck at drawing anything more than scribbles in ms paint but would like to contribute if they do another one of these streams. I thought all of the drawings this stream were lovely

  • @Papa-Corn
    @Papa-Corn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:53:20 if this was a thing then Steven Hawking's brain probably would have sold for millions. Also hot damn Selen, a 5 hour stream with Pomu immediately followed by a 8 hour stream? This is why we insist you take 2 rest days a week.

  • @Bloodtyrant9154
    @Bloodtyrant9154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This would be a great series, you can invite a different guest to review how yummy the next gen is. Course they need to bring their certificate of Pokemon edibility

  • @d00msdaydan
    @d00msdaydan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Something about the way Pomu read out those names for the people that drew the Pokemon reminded me of the SGDQ/AGDQ announcer

  • @SolidSnake-xx7zh
    @SolidSnake-xx7zh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I… do not know what to do with this knowledge. I guess soup is the #1 answer for everything. Didn’t expect both to be so… informative Thank you for such entertaining time, Pomu and Selen!!! Take care everyone!!!

  • @De_Vegi
    @De_Vegi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As someone who's name is actually Kale, I've never been more wounded by something I 100% agree with

  • @pensmith
    @pensmith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Some edibility knowledge:
    Geodude, Graveler, and Golem could be similar to: Pyura chilensis also called Piure is a type of 'living rock' on the coastlines of Peru. Crack it open and edible meat is inside. It's also known to be high in vanadium so though it's edible, eating too much isn't good for you.
    The bellsprout line are based off of pitcher plants - though they have acids in their stomachs, so do other edible things in the wild such as ants. In some regions where varieties of pitcher plants are common, locals sometimes fill them with rice and cook them over the campfire. Pitcher plants are also known to create a sweet nectar to attract prey.
    The parasect line are based off of zombie fungus, and there are some cases where people seek out this fungus as a type of medicinal thing.
    Oddish is based off of mandrakes / mandragora which were also medicinal in use - though its starter evolution may look a bit like an onion bulb.
    Pokemon like Metapod and Kakuna could be seen as similar to bee or silk moth larvae. Which for some animals and people are considered a tasty snack.
    Persain and Meowth... well, Darwin of evolution theory fame was an adventurous eater and in his journal notes has this to say about Puma, "remarkably like veal in taste". For Sandslash / Sandshrew which are based off of Armadillo's... well he ate those too, and they are eaten in the America's. To back up the statement on Raticate Darwin had this to say after eating a 20 lb rodent assumed to be an agouti, "the very best meat I ever tasted."
    There are scientists who have tried to eat tadpoles. Apparently they're unpleasant and bitter. However frog legs are a lot of meat, and are eaten, so the Poliwhirl evolution line isn't going to escape plates.

  • @Quinn_K
    @Quinn_K 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    can't be the only one... but after this stream i think definitely need a turing love cover from these two now 😆

  • @wildestduck8
    @wildestduck8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rewatching this after the Pomu Gear Saga and this is definitely the "So how does it taste?" stream

  • @KhaosMuffins
    @KhaosMuffins 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Doing the shocked Pikachu face when Lapras and Ninetails were deemed too intelligent to eat since they understand human speech, but Pikachu, who had cursed ass voice lines in that one Pokémon movie, is a top tier food pick. I hope Ash never runs into Gordon Ramsay.

  • @Miguel_Macias1
    @Miguel_Macias1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Great stream today! it took a bit longer than expected but you got through the OG 151! It was super fun. Also you have some strange taste woman
    Looking forward to more of these, still 7 more gens to get thorough!
    I'll try to sleep early today so I can catch the MP collab, I hope you can get a good rest too!

  • @Pooky1991
    @Pooky1991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For me Clafairies, Clafables, and Wigglytuffs would also be in the edible, but F*** up tier. I just find them so cute, but Jiggle tuff can go in a pot

    • @xXxNakeSnakexXx
      @xXxNakeSnakexXx ปีที่แล้ว

      But the Jigglypuff line is based off balloons. If you want edible fairies, check out the newer ones like Fidough, Milcery, and Swirlix

  • @Kien_mint_salad
    @Kien_mint_salad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Y'all need Arceus

  • @Linty_5natic
    @Linty_5natic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    34:47

  • @GretchenDawntreader
    @GretchenDawntreader 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Into my tummy they go!" - Selen

  • @ItsAllNova
    @ItsAllNova 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the first thing I've ever seen from these 2.... wtf am I watching lol

  • @Jesse-rw5gh
    @Jesse-rw5gh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Thanks for the stream Professors Selen "I just need antidote and bone soup" Tatsuki and Pomu "I wanna eat babies and have s * x til I die" Rainpuff. This was a monumentous day for science 🧪
    Although I feel like this was somehow weirder than it was supposed to be. Breeding, "the thrill" of eating questionable things, and body part merchandise came up a lot for a stream about Pokémon edibility. I'm starting to think those degrees are fake and they're just 2 sickos in lab coats

  • @GoukenGassenarl
    @GoukenGassenarl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Selen loves soup, and Pomu loves eating babies. Main lessons in this stream

  • @Pooky1991
    @Pooky1991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how every tier list Selen is in just goes off the rails lmao

  • @r0an3v3
    @r0an3v3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    So many ethical laws were broken today in the name of science, Gamefreak would probably ban this stream for accuracy.
    This was also the closest we get to canonically revisiting Selen don her lab coat again, and with glasses. 👌👌
    (we need more NijiEN talents with glasses pls thx)

  • @kkay6838
    @kkay6838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the weirdest yet greatest stream ever

  • @syrupuusabc5774
    @syrupuusabc5774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I like how the progressively the stream goes, the more messed up their became.
    Not gonna blame them, it's the "parasite" fault!
    Great stream and chaotic today!

  • @cloudclass1
    @cloudclass1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Little do they know, I have a degree in Pokémon molecular gastronomy

  • @chriskwakernaat2328
    @chriskwakernaat2328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wait , is edible the new "eating out"
    Next'; Best pokimon to date.

  • @brianli6562
    @brianli6562 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:22:40 Selen: Those edibles AIN'T SHI- .

  • @derpinglemon4577
    @derpinglemon4577 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Drinking game idea. Take a shot everytime Selen says "Like". You'll be dead in two minutes fs.

  • @jimwhite2049
    @jimwhite2049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yes, yes, Hypno will eat it, that's what it does. Yes. Nothing weirder than that.

  • @HectorToran
    @HectorToran 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kanto Fried Pidgey

  • @kkay6838
    @kkay6838 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'll never look at Pokémon the same way again

  • @cielo966
    @cielo966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pomu is a Psycho from Pandora confirmed.

  • @AndreaRebek
    @AndreaRebek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the solution is fry it or make a soup out of it

  • @reberz71
    @reberz71 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    25:29

  • @equals_
    @equals_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love these dorks.

  • @james6339
    @james6339 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Broke: Gamer Girl Bathwater
    Woke: Pomu Air

  • @maroonroon
    @maroonroon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    someone said zorona virus on zubat joke lmao

  • @danielklein5762
    @danielklein5762 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rule of Nature! Pomu!! The only rule I need.

  • @carloeugenejuan6876
    @carloeugenejuan6876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ZUBAT!

  • @XCAltoona
    @XCAltoona 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pomu GRIMER IS LITERALLY INSTANTLY LETHAL?!?!?!??!

  • @faarsight
    @faarsight 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pidgeons used to be eaten in the west as well.

  • @jerrygu1
    @jerrygu1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    what would be the ranking of nijisanji vtubers by edibility?

  • @TheHorribleCreature
    @TheHorribleCreature 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    But who is the most edible Nijisanji member ?

    • @nomnom1116
      @nomnom1116 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's probably Finana or Petra.

    • @TheHorribleCreature
      @TheHorribleCreature 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nomnom1116 I'd go with Petra so I don't have to worry about plastic.

  • @wolfy8012
    @wolfy8012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just started watching but I feel scammed... they clearly don't have a degree, it's obvious that this is their final thesis presentation. (if that is even the proper term)

  • @Raph___A
    @Raph___A 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This was the most cursed educational stream I've ever seen. 10/10 Will watch again. You'll catch up on Super Chats, Pomu. You've done it before, you'll do it again. Good night.

  • @nevogolan6505
    @nevogolan6505 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    First time here. I was sad when the starting screen went away

  • @XCAltoona
    @XCAltoona 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Turtle soup is normal food

  • @xidane
    @xidane 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    When is season 2?

  • @fusetiny5513
    @fusetiny5513 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stream starts at 3:00
    Edit: 19:20 the frog legs slander, how could they!!! jkjk valid but it's dang yummy

  • @marciorodrigo6863
    @marciorodrigo6863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can a person who eats a Bulbasaur still consider himself a vegetarian?

  • @012egis
    @012egis 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I get the feeling they're not actually scientists

  • @XCAltoona
    @XCAltoona 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Selen please eat your vegetables.

  • @Silver-nv4sr
    @Silver-nv4sr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Magikarp isn't edible

  • @multicoloredwiz
    @multicoloredwiz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    They were deadass the whole time. Why? WHY?!

  • @MrBlurry.Stygian
    @MrBlurry.Stygian 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol just pomu and selen being absolute degenerates and getting canceled