No, No! I came to spend two weeks with my cousin and wanted to play superheroes, and he said “Okay, what superhero do you want to be?” And I said I wanna be Human Kite, and he said “You can’t be Human Kite, I’m Human Kite!" And then I said “Why can't we be be Human Kites together?" So, I went to Aunt Sheila and said “I wanna be Human Kites together!" And she said he had to do what I said because I’m the guest. *Remember?*
I love how Kyles mom assaults the kids. But when she gets a return fire and loses, she threatens to “call the police”. Had a same mother in my neighbourhood. Started disciplining some kid for no reason. He decked her in the jaw. She called the police. P.s- the kid was 11…and police ended up charging her for assaulting a minor.
Anyone remember playing with this kind of kid growing up? Usually a younger sibling of a friend or something along those lines? The ones you always wanted to ditch but couldn't because then you have to ditch your actual friend?
To be totally honest, I really wanted Alt!Human Kite to be an Ally. Did anyone actually skip their turn for him when he said time out? *It sucks that honourable actions like that aren't counted.*
Safety Time Machine key Points short version 1. Automatic door lock. 2. Goes invisible. 3. Has camera/ TV inside. So time travellers only observe history.
I just wish there was an option for "basic cable language" so it could feel even more like the show. Maybe everyone just watches netflix now but I grew up watching South Park on cable.
The "Kyle's mom is a b*tch" song is in the background when Kyle's mom starts fighting XD
Reaction Sams yep!
Bitch to all the boys and girls
New Game shut your fucking mouth cart man!
a trick: you can watch movies at kaldroStream. I've been using them for watching a lot of movies recently.
@Wayne Micah yea, I've been watching on kaldroStream for since december myself :)
I like how "The kyle mom's a bitch" song starts playing when kyles mom comes in.
No, No! I came to spend two weeks with my cousin and wanted to play superheroes, and he said “Okay, what superhero do you want to be?” And I said I wanna be Human Kite, and he said “You can’t be Human Kite, I’m Human Kite!" And then I said “Why can't we be be Human Kites together?" So, I went to Aunt Sheila and said “I wanna be Human Kites together!" And she said he had to do what I said because I’m the guest.
*Remember?*
ComedyBits no.
I member
We all had that one cousin or friend.
D4rk Oh ‘member da taun-tauns?
ComedyBits Oooh, I member the taun-tauns. They were fantastic!
24:05 You know Kenny is op when he can take “Bros before hoes” to the next level
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The fact that Kyle switches sides when Kyle’s mom gets involved KILLS ME
Odell Mateo tf? 😂
@Odell Mateo LMAO 😭😂
@Odell Mateo STFU simp.
"This barrier represents the Red Sea, which you will be unable to part without Moses on your side." 6:02 LOL
Peter Jennings well I happen to have him as a consumable
I actually summoned him at first thinking that was what I needed to do.
Peter Jennings wait what does that mean.
'Reily Molina it's a Jewish thing
Orchestra Of Ruin
Same
I love how Kyles mom assaults the kids. But when she gets a return fire and loses, she threatens to “call the police”.
Had a same mother in my neighbourhood. Started disciplining some kid for no reason. He decked her in the jaw. She called the police.
P.s- the kid was 11…and police ended up charging her for assaulting a minor.
i’m so sure.
"And then everybody clapped." Here's your Reddit gold o resident of shit-that-never-happened-land
Ooooooh Kyle's mom's a bit-
And then you wake up wetting your bed
It's her house. She's justified to kick them out for bullying or somthin.
Anyone remember playing with this kind of kid growing up? Usually a younger sibling of a friend or something along those lines? The ones you always wanted to ditch but couldn't because then you have to ditch your actual friend?
Also. Fun fact, if Cartman attacks Kyle, he'll basically say how he's been waiting for a long time to do that.
DynoSkrimisher 😂😂😂
its cuz he's still angry about losing the $40 bet
that literally happens in the video. useless fun fact
"Another O negative"
"Blood type AB Positive! Jackpot!"
"Blood type A. must be a know-it all"
I can see why cousin Kyle has so many health issues now.
Really. Why?
Why
@@jaredgarbo3679 why?
It’s because he has so many blood types lol
@@jaredgarbo3679 Some blood types are incompatible. So him having such a crazy variety is gonna mess him up
*I'M BAAAACCKK*
who are you?
americamx you haven’t played the game have you.
@@ratlosmappy Nah, I know that's what his catchphrase is
17:34
I hated playing with kids like this when I was younger...
i think everyone's play group had "that kid"
My friend are literally kids like this they swear,hit eachother
Anand dhanola Pretty sure he was referring to Cousin Kyle.
@@DynaMoose ohhhh okay
How is Human kite a Alien it literally say human in him name
Its because hes a living kite.
Coz he crossed the border illegally.
Mimic ._. Hmm...
superMAN
he is an alien not a man you moron!
Mimic ._. Nnj
I think thats the joke
To be totally honest, I really wanted Alt!Human Kite to be an Ally. Did anyone actually skip their turn for him when he said time out? *It sucks that honourable actions like that aren't counted.*
I spared papyrus on a genocide run from undertale
I wanna know what happens if you do tbh
Casa Bonita DLC does have Fartkour moment with him iirc
1:30 is stupidly adorable
23:30
Call girl: you are really grossing me out mosquito
Mosquito: sorry not sorry!
Call girl: did you really sorry not sorry me?
Mosquito: sorry!
Mutant Cousin Kyle: "I'm sorry for this"
I always wanted to see Shiela in her New Jersey form as a boss.
Most people hated playing with that kid.
I WAS that kid.
17:33 haha iiiiiimmmmmmmm backkkkk
IMMMM BYAAAAAAAK
The song when you fight kyles mother is the song from that episode when Erik sings kyles moms a big fat b*tch anyone else hear that
Yeah yhats the theme
Actually it was from the movie.
17:37 Kyle is the only one who screams
Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
4:35 999 damage amazing new kid :D
Cousin Kyle looks like Nikocado Avocado as the mutation
Safety Time Machine key Points short version
1. Automatic door lock.
2. Goes invisible.
3. Has camera/ TV inside. So time travellers only observe history.
17:34 I'm Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
i love how sheila only hits clyde even when he doesn't do anything anymore
Kyle cousin is like the little brother who makes up excuses for *EVERYTHING*
The fact he defeated mutant cousin Kyle is impressive
8:38 tHE BACKGROUND MUSIC PFFFFFT
kyles moms a bitch!
I love how when Aunt Sheila comes into the picture, they play a bar mitzvah Style remix of Kyle's Mom's a Bitch lol
This cracks me up!!! it’s weird because cousin Kyle acts like kind of like Cartman in this compared to how he acts in his original episode
He is annoying but so cute at the same time.
Well, our boi Kyle was referred to as Kyle 2. So obviously the real Human Kite is actually Human Kite 2.
I love how it has the jingle of kyles moms a bitch in the background of the Sheila fight
8:27 what a little snitch😂😅
I read the thumbnail as “The Human Kite from Applebees”
4:34 His move was SO POWERFUL, SO DESTRUCTIVE, that he obliterated himself
i kinda feel bad for the little kid he got mutated away from his mom
Kyles cousin is a fucking nonce
IM BAAAACK
4:06
_"That wasn't too hard right? I don't want to cause any permanent damage."_
*FUCKING LASER BEAMS*
4:30 the great ultimate move that kills all
The writing in this game is very good, like the show
Hahaha Shielas battle theme is from longer and uncut
awww i feel bad for kyle's cousin.
@4:38,
When he's in the air for a second,
everything goes absolutely quiet,
and he say's "shit'.
Just like SuperDave.
Just about pissed my pants!
I'm beeeeeeeeck
Remember?
member?
Oh I member!
You member Star Wars?
Yeah, I member!
member the alamo?
I just wish there was an option for "basic cable language" so it could feel even more like the show. Maybe everyone just watches netflix now but I grew up watching South Park on cable.
Kyle 2 will always be one of my favorite's
Sheila when kyle dies: you kids play rough
Sheila when cousin kyle dies: ultra instinct mode
17:35 put that at 0.25x
22:58 well that was random
Always trust TH-cam's Subtitle than the game's at 0:47 and 5:24
The music that play when you fight Kyle's mom is Cartman's song "Kyle's mom is a bitch"
isn't it ironic that cousin kyle, a jew, exclaims "Oh Jesus!"?
He's half Jewish half Palestinian Christian
He does it ironically throughout the show. I think it’s because he’s surrounded by Christians
MrAesthetic what do you mean? Y I can’t be two halves of two different religions
*IM BACKCCCK*
I wonder what Kyle 1 super power would be
Im baaaaaaaaaaaaaccccck!
he only wanted to play.
don't get me wrong all characters are great but i think cousin kyle is my fave! butter's had his very own show, maybe time for cousin kyle too also
I just noticed 'Kyle's Mom's a Bitch' is playing in the background of the fight when Kyle's mom comes out. XD
"I'm baaaaaaack' 😂😂
i just feel bad for him
Cousin: Let the strength of the wind make my kite fly int- OH JESUS IT CAME OFF
Do the *F A R T K O U R*
10:58 INSTANTLY KILLS PERSON WHO SHIELDED YOU
if you do the first one as a speedster you can destroy him but he wont die.
Kyle keeps talking about parallel universe paradoxes. But I’m pretty sure he’s just confused with time travel
That’s like Kiteverse
10:15 oh man they’re playing the “Kyle’s Mom’s A Bitch” song during the fignt
oh no my glaysses
*Aunt Sheila!*
Cartman's cousin is like the younger version of Cartman but 90 times annoying
Kyle (East Coast) is hilarious XD
4:35 wut... 999 damage 😂😂😂😂😂😂
4:34 when u display youre full power but I stopped working
Um, where's all of the random Cousin Kyle encounters?
"Wow! Your ass is full of surprises!"
*bruh*
never expected sheila to swear in the boss fight
"If only this worked on my mom"
Duuuuude
14:32 “heh, thank you.”
4:33 FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!
Watching him miss the Q to E things were pissing me off
It's QTEs
Is it bad when He Comes in for a move I want Him to Actually hit them?
I like the tf2 reference when Kyles mom calls them pyro
i’m BAAAAAAAAAAAEYCK
We all had a family member like Cousin Kyle
Why does kyles cousin sound like joey world tour
its sad because ik a person irl that is exactly like cousin kyle
I'M BAAYAAACK!
He's sure to be in a good life doe
1:41 I heard that quote before from Phone Destroyer......
I came back for this video exactly bc it use to do the 999 damage dealt but they actually took that out of the game but I swear it use to be in 4:35
Notice human Kite 2 sounds like mort? (Family guy)
He's baaaaaaaaaaaack!
I like to us the kite song from the Saving Mr. Bank soundtrack.
more like human k i k ee
lol
I feel like Kyle and kite are a play on something
27:20
"If only this worked on my mom"