"I can't wait to eat your Kidney..." [Eyeless Jack ASMR/Audio Roleplay]

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 ธ.ค. 2024

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  • @brutus6467
    @brutus6467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    You removed my what?!' I removed your right kidney while you were sleeping last night. No no no, no no no, why are you shaking and crying and getting your tears all over my hardwood floors, that's not polite. Hahahaha - I helped you, you didn't need it. I should let you know that you're doing a really good thing. And what is that thi- shut up Naegi. And what is that thing you ask? Hahahaha... Let's just say you gave a business man dinner tonight.

  • @mammonstwin7842
    @mammonstwin7842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    He out here talkin about turning my organs into snacks, like hell no, you better eat my organs like they a five course meal! We don't do snacks around here sir lol

  • @bittersweet9706
    @bittersweet9706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Embracing my inner child is falling asleep to a cannibal asmr

  • @zira_the_idiot5872
    @zira_the_idiot5872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    “I have everything…that I need from you” sIr dO yOu MeAn mY hEaRt cause you have that

  • @shade7115
    @shade7115 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    "Do you want your family to survive this night?"
    BRO I LIVE ALONE WDYM FAMILY? THERES PEOPLE IN MY HOUSE!? 😨

    • @BunBun897
      @BunBun897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A turn of events- 😂

    • @dark_lllie7651
      @dark_lllie7651 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Him: WELL NOT ANYMORE

    • @whatinthesixtysix6715
      @whatinthesixtysix6715 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dark_lllie7651 “YOU ALMOST GOT ROBBED, DUMB FVCK!”

    • @Dessert_Estelle
      @Dessert_Estelle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He bout to save you 😂

    • @shade7115
      @shade7115 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Dessert_Estelle Fr xd

  • @mochie.x
    @mochie.x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I would've felt butterflies in my stomach if it weren't for the fact that I need my kidney to buy the iPhone 14 when it drops

  • @Tenistriph
    @Tenistriph 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Jack "I brought the nearest sharpest object-"
    Me "Did you disinfect it?"

  • @SnowLily123
    @SnowLily123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    EJ: “Don’t. Make. A sound.”
    Me: “Well, I wasn’t going to but now I’m debating whether or not to change my mind.“

    • @Dessert_Estelle
      @Dessert_Estelle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me: I have to wake up early tomorrow so I'm not wasting my energy

  • @Vampirism.Infected.
    @Vampirism.Infected. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "Do you want you family to survive this night?"
    Dude. Go for it. Just try to make it look like a break in gone wrong. Promise you'll spare the animals though.

  • @the.stained_red1054
    @the.stained_red1054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Imagine if his victim had kidney stones yet he didn't know it 😂

    • @averywhite109
      @averywhite109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol😂😂

    • @Luv4Kaulitz
      @Luv4Kaulitz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Damn…..

    • @0_gibberish_0
      @0_gibberish_0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Hey! Extra crunch! :D

    • @nsoot3011
      @nsoot3011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The fact that i have that tho-- 😏👈

    • @FancyTheRetard
      @FancyTheRetard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The victim would be my mum dude

  • @Serpentvxid
    @Serpentvxid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    When he said dinnertime, YOU DONT KNOW HOW I FELT WHEN HE SAID THAT!!!! (ᗒᗣᗕ)♡︎♡︎♡︎

  • @СладкоеОблако-д3г
    @СладкоеОблако-д3г 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Awww man, i really thought he would be a sweet heart

    • @RedwoodpinesCJJ
      @RedwoodpinesCJJ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He kills people-

    • @СладкоеОблако-д3г
      @СладкоеОблако-д3г 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So what? He can't be a sweet heart?

    • @RedwoodpinesCJJ
      @RedwoodpinesCJJ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@СладкоеОблако-д3г H- . He still kills people and eats them-

    • @СладкоеОблако-д3г
      @СладкоеОблако-д3г 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So what? :/ He can't be in love with someone because of that?

    • @RedwoodpinesCJJ
      @RedwoodpinesCJJ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@СладкоеОблако-д3г Hm, I suppose you've got a point, but the idea of its kinda weird to me, I apologize

  • @SnowLily123
    @SnowLily123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    EJ: “Do you want your family to survive this night?”
    Me: “If you even touch my family, I will haunt your nightmares and make your life(?) worse than it already is.”

    • @Dessert_Estelle
      @Dessert_Estelle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      me: No I do not :)

    • @SnowLily123
      @SnowLily123 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @autumnblagbrough3607 Listen, there’s a possibility EJ is technically dead.

  • @t0mmy_326
    @t0mmy_326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Idk why but having my organs scooped out by a grey man with a blue mask sounds weirdly appealing after this

  • @TotallySaneXD
    @TotallySaneXD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "You see i used to be just like you."
    *here he goes like my teachers in my class.*

  • @s9ftie
    @s9ftie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “I can’t wait to eat your kidney”
    What

  • @AISpectre
    @AISpectre ปีที่แล้ว +9

    EJ : You see I used to be just like you, I wanted to study to be a surg- what are you doing?
    Me in the ice bath : Oh I'm sorry, did I interrupt your villain monologue while I'm FREEZING TO DEATH!!!!

  • @lucilucifer1564
    @lucilucifer1564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    You can have any organ u want sir for just a simple hug

  • @SnowLily123
    @SnowLily123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    EJ: “Do you want me to just kill you right now?”
    Me: “You’re talking to a teenager about to graduate high school who’s had depression, anxiety, ADHD, dyslexia, and anger management issues almost their whole life so far and also has a mountain of childhood trauma to top it all off. So I think you already know the answer.”

    • @melodycasey4444
      @melodycasey4444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I feel your pain 😞

    • @error66613
      @error66613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have ADHD and dyslexia

    • @SnowLily123
      @SnowLily123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@error66613 Do you have the others?

    • @Gay_Ratt
      @Gay_Ratt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro me too

    • @Dessert_Estelle
      @Dessert_Estelle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have ADHD and turrets so bullied everyday and no one listening :'/

  • @Foxy18958
    @Foxy18958 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Why did this give me the same tingly feeling as if I was watching one of the glamrock Freddy video?! 😳

  • @skratchisrandom5596
    @skratchisrandom5596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Me- with negative -4 kidneys because I've listened to 5 to many audios: 'I am dying 😳👍"

    • @melodycasey4444
      @melodycasey4444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've lost 3 so I feel your pain

  • @bittersweet9706
    @bittersweet9706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I find weird kind of amusement In the fact that If he ate my kidney he’d choke on the stones every once In a while, i come In crunchy

  • @nayashiii
    @nayashiii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “theres no need to scream..” 😩😩😩

  • @edikan.3739
    @edikan.3739 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Eyeless jack: stay still this won’t hurt.
    (Cuts off skin and grabs kidney)
    Me:(the blood comes out of my mouth)

  • @jasmintorres1346
    @jasmintorres1346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i was simping while listening to this god i need help but great video

  • @WHAT.340
    @WHAT.340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i don’t want a kidney anymore take it eyeless jack

  • @siyonburrell7542
    @siyonburrell7542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    if you hate waiting here
    0:31

  • @glitchie_the_monstrosity475
    @glitchie_the_monstrosity475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    That was fantastic

  • @ventiiseatingkfc2585
    @ventiiseatingkfc2585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    If i was in this situation i would be like:MiSs GuRl GiVe mE fReE fOoD nOw bC i NeEd tO rE-FiLl mY sToMaCh

  • @willow_riverside
    @willow_riverside 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Sir I don't think you can get my family because we have the world's deadliest weapon and that the magical chancla and belt.

    • @Dessert_Estelle
      @Dessert_Estelle 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have a metal pole near my bed 😀

  • @clockwork8293
    @clockwork8293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm dead-

  • @3rnlv30n3
    @3rnlv30n3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Bro I have a kidney infection-
    How the FU-

  • @Love-u9j9i
    @Love-u9j9i ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow the voice acting❤

  • @isaac.da.creator
    @isaac.da.creator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i accidentally made myself cry a little while acting this out as his victim-

  • @Moun-tain1
    @Moun-tain1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    EJ: “your lucky that’s the only organ I took from you..”
    Me: “..ok!😀❤️..”

  • @Alisha13195
    @Alisha13195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Just finished a live horro and now seeing this I have problems 😃😃😃

  • @vedapotts660
    @vedapotts660 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ah yes, a ice cold bath, *litteraly*

  • @kartertiner8792
    @kartertiner8792 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He saying stuff like I took your kidney and the only thing I think of is “which one left or right? Wait I have two right?!” Like wtf is wrong with me

  • @Letmestoleurmom
    @Letmestoleurmom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Am I the one who hallucinating or what? If you shake your phone Jack will be moving too? 😳

    • @loriboarman5269
      @loriboarman5269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg I see it.

    • @melodycasey4444
      @melodycasey4444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dang your not hallucinating unless I'm hallucinating too

    • @Dessert_Estelle
      @Dessert_Estelle 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      WHAT.IN.THE.RECESS.PENUT.BUTTER.FUCK

  • @Dessert_Estelle
    @Dessert_Estelle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ej: that's why your in this bath of ice
    Me: CAN I EAT THE ICE? ALSO DO I STILL HAVE MY CLOTHES ON?! BC I WILL START SCREAMING

  • @SnowLily123
    @SnowLily123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I wonder what my kidney tastes like? 🤔

    • @Dessert_Estelle
      @Dessert_Estelle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Probably taste like weird steak ngl

  • @-queen0frobots-
    @-queen0frobots- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "like for you, for instance"
    Me:WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME 😟😟
    "cloraformc
    Me: *_what the hoo haa, did you put microform in my room_*

  • @gheata_playz874
    @gheata_playz874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Did he actually wanted to be a surgeon

    • @vie_or_life5794
      @vie_or_life5794 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes he did

    • @gheata_playz874
      @gheata_playz874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@vie_or_life5794 really? i didnt know that, thats interesting

    • @-queen0frobots-
      @-queen0frobots- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How ironic

    • @gheata_playz874
      @gheata_playz874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@-queen0frobots- indeed

    • @Dessert_Estelle
      @Dessert_Estelle 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WAS STUDYING AT COLLAGE 👁️👄👁️

  • @acp6096
    @acp6096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Sir... I have asthma

  • @Satorugojo369
    @Satorugojo369 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    MY KIDNEY!!!!😭you could have told me and I well give it to you🥲👏✨

  • @tamakiamajikiismyserotonin1078
    @tamakiamajikiismyserotonin1078 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro every time he mentioned biting or eating me id do the finger guns an bite my lip lol

  • @stupiddumbdumbs9680
    @stupiddumbdumbs9680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Why my kidney 😀🤚

  • @marianacooper7840
    @marianacooper7840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Jacks nose looks like a smashed papaya have you lost your mind!???😂

  • @Satorugojo369
    @Satorugojo369 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    DID YOU SHHH ME💀

  • @squidsyd9548
    @squidsyd9548 ปีที่แล้ว

    EJ: I AM A SURGEON!!

  • @sigh.not.again.
    @sigh.not.again. 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Everytime I hear his story it genuinely makes me feel sad. Like at some point i forgot that he had been 12 when that incident happened but like...sigh

  • @Im.so.starry
    @Im.so.starry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Could you please do Kite from HxH 🥺

  • @CircusMuffin17
    @CircusMuffin17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm very glad to find gay stuff- usually it's all women 😅

  • @loverennyboy
    @loverennyboy 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    PLEASE WHY WOULD I LET HIM TAKE MY KIDNEYSSSS? I THINK I NEED HELP

  • @omnipresent7069
    @omnipresent7069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jack you need to stop your making me hungry... Stop :(

  • @communistplays9949
    @communistplays9949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Will there be another if so I'm here

  • @ariannaclemente661
    @ariannaclemente661 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    *Ej I would have gone straight for your heart* *me stopp your making me blushhh*

  • @lunalostmotivationnotverif4897
    @lunalostmotivationnotverif4897 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *i took yo kidney* well good cuz I don’t need to pee and ask for the teachers to go to the bathroom and saying you couldn’t go a lunch time so thank u sir for eating my useless kidney. Now I can’t pee for good

  • @somlete2448
    @somlete2448 ปีที่แล้ว

    ermmm what the spruce 🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻

  • @Alex-z4r8z
    @Alex-z4r8z 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Smash.

  • @alcuinslender
    @alcuinslender 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yeasssddssssssss

  • @Satorugojo369
    @Satorugojo369 ปีที่แล้ว

    MY EYES😭

  • @someone_169
    @someone_169 ปีที่แล้ว

    Me realising I have the exact same dream as him. I want to go to college get a doctor degree and be a surgeon to help people.. let's hope I don't become a phyco I'm close to it but not quit there

  • @asiajonhson9857
    @asiajonhson9857 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hiiii

  • @nevaehjackson6005
    @nevaehjackson6005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    sorry sir if you wanna see again you need a new family to hunt because everyone is blind here

  • @ramziziya768
    @ramziziya768 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    what i hear is he say im am everything im still confuse

  • @ZoeyRose-fv2cl
    @ZoeyRose-fv2cl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ummm and I kind like the Video but he is kind crazy can you let me go you can have my one kidney but I’m all right I need to go so be great if you could let me go and yeah and he is kind cute 😳😶♥️🤔

  • @darwin_the_fish
    @darwin_the_fish 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    was it good bro? . . .

  • @tamakiamajikiismyserotonin1078
    @tamakiamajikiismyserotonin1078 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro keep mx family ov of this unless you wanna lose your teeth next i may simp but they offlimits
    lol

  • @Satorugojo369
    @Satorugojo369 ปีที่แล้ว

    Make me u- I I-😳

  • @MilesFromEarth
    @MilesFromEarth หลายเดือนก่อน

    Clean your throat, you sound sick

  • @mayleewilliams6357
    @mayleewilliams6357 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cringe

    • @-queen0frobots-
      @-queen0frobots- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ?

    • @WasdTheory
      @WasdTheory หลายเดือนก่อน

      Maylee Williams, after two years, is the video still cringe? We await your answer!