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  • @cmiato
    @cmiato 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1715

    "i like my women sickly so they cant run away"
    best billy quote ever

    • @belrog4269
      @belrog4269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I lost my fucking shit right then and there

    • @KazuhiraMiller46
      @KazuhiraMiller46 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      LUL

    • @jessus1026
      @jessus1026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The stereotype is so accurate, it's creepy

    • @slipknota7xeg
      @slipknota7xeg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Couldn't stop laughing!

    • @kevstatham
      @kevstatham 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He was on form today

  • @sadunozer2241
    @sadunozer2241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    "I've dated woman like this before... just never listened to one for this long"
    I'm fucking dead...

  • @TheLiamis
    @TheLiamis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1079

    The tree of thotery is watered by the wallets of simps.

    • @arsenelupin9697
      @arsenelupin9697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      And they should likewise be used, to water the tree of liberty.

    • @sagetheassassin3192
      @sagetheassassin3192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Soil soaked with simp yogurt

    • @leonrobinson2053
      @leonrobinson2053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Quote of day

    • @DavidNwokoye
      @DavidNwokoye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Gundam needs to pin this

    • @TSPH1992
      @TSPH1992 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Awesome Username

  • @Pescatore
    @Pescatore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +664

    "I have to get high to watch Thotery" = The Key to Life

    • @EgoKen
      @EgoKen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You have to because it prevents you from taking it seriously

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm high nearly all the time and the pain insists

    • @gerek4235
      @gerek4235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@EgoKen Idk I get high or I want to strangle people so I guess that checks out.

    • @nickm104
      @nickm104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@viscountrainbows6452 same xD

    • @tommytigert5993
      @tommytigert5993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@viscountrainbows6452 persists?

  • @Tomas_France_
    @Tomas_France_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1203

    The fact that people watch Amouranth’s sleep streams just show how lost our society is. Simps, simps everywhere

    • @Ssecave
      @Ssecave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      What the hell ?! This is a thing ?!
      Man how low this shit can get ?

    • @TheRPGentleman
      @TheRPGentleman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      It's social conditioning. Men have been taught to think that they aren't worthy of beautiful women. It's mostly because the average looking woman is waiting for the next Brad Pitt to show up and ask her out, so everyone else gets turned down. It leads to men accepting that they can't even get a girl who isn't some fat ugly slob. That's why you see reasonably good looking men settle so low nowadays. It's really sad where we're headed. Social media needs to die.

    • @azazelreficulmefistofelicu7158
      @azazelreficulmefistofelicu7158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      They are hoping for her to have a wet dream.

    • @georgethompson1460
      @georgethompson1460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It's nothing new, ever since prehistory the simp has given women lands and money. Hell japan once had a simp emperor.

    • @darthXreven
      @darthXreven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Monty: eww what's your name?
      Homer: I'm Homer Son of Simp
      Monty: yess, just as I THOT I'm surrounded by simps....
      😈
      I make no apologies for this terror I constructed

  • @PeacefulJoint
    @PeacefulJoint 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I'll never understand why you would give a chick money knowing you won't get laid in the end

    • @yeahrightgetreal
      @yeahrightgetreal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Its for the attention starved because they cant get a real girls attention so they gotta subsitute it with thots

    • @Crobian
      @Crobian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To be fair if you get your nut, does it really matter?

    • @PeacefulJoint
      @PeacefulJoint 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Crobian ok simp

    • @madsaltyskills
      @madsaltyskills 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yeahrightgetreal it's like going on a real date 😑🤦‍♂️, I hate this world

    • @Crobian
      @Crobian 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Johannes クラウザーII oh I don't do it myself, but if this is how lonely simps get off more power to them.

  • @1godlessmonkey
    @1godlessmonkey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    "Women have periods. Yeah, but men's whole life is a period!" A T-shirt has to be made out of this!

    • @Dr4wfox
      @Dr4wfox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Indeed, I'll never forget this phrase now.

    • @megachannel4969
      @megachannel4969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep

    • @ChubakaSteven
      @ChubakaSteven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "I have cramps every month so if you could just all die in the workplace and in war we'll call it even"

  • @ricardomilos10
    @ricardomilos10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    "I love twitch, is a great place to watch woman on their phones"
    As if i couldn't do that in real life already

    • @GLoK-OG
      @GLoK-OG 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Higgs Bonbon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TSPH1992
    @TSPH1992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    Darwin: "Mission failed. We'll get her next time"

  • @BrittanyVenti
    @BrittanyVenti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    It can’t get much worse on Twitch can it?

    • @Titantitan001
      @Titantitan001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      It will

    • @know.1ne
      @know.1ne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      it definitely will

    • @rolltideroll8458
      @rolltideroll8458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Just wait

    • @dalair
      @dalair 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Brit is simping for gundam

    • @kalebtewodros
      @kalebtewodros 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Brittany Venti It’s too early to tell, but judging by how the world is going, I would suggest keeping an open mind.
      Or laughing at it as it comes. That’s good too.

  • @joniahdemarco3371
    @joniahdemarco3371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    First we have Critical Drinker.
    Now, Gundam, as Critical Stoner. 😆

  • @Avirx
    @Avirx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Missbehaven: Oh the camera's on. The camera's been on the whole time huh? * snort *

    • @deethanyter7324
      @deethanyter7324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She needs more gout to make them TH-cam bucks

    • @kennyhouser3467
      @kennyhouser3467 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ☠️☠️☠️

  • @odddity
    @odddity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Any female positive movement is continuously being destroyed by the three T's: Twitch, Twitter and Tumblr.

    • @Walamonga1313
      @Walamonga1313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Females don't need positive movements. Except maybe in Siria

    • @ItsAGundam
      @ItsAGundam  3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      You forgot onlyfans

    • @MasterIceyy
      @MasterIceyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Walamonga1313 Syria*

    • @yolanda8563
      @yolanda8563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      4 t's twitch, twitter, tumblr and thots

    • @platty9237
      @platty9237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🎤💧

  • @QWERTY-du4hc
    @QWERTY-du4hc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I was afraid of meeting chicks like this when I was a kid. boy I realize now that it could get a lot worse lol.

  • @awakeandwatching953
    @awakeandwatching953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    shallow women and desperate men.. the match made in hell

  • @DarkchaoMusic
    @DarkchaoMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    when you try to talk to a chick like a NORMAL HUMAN now and days they give us one word answers and wonder why the conversation didnt go anywhere. these woman put no effort into it anymore

    • @Crobian
      @Crobian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes because they have 20 other conversations going, 80% of which are more attractive than you. There's a reason there's so many simps out there, and it's not even the women's fault. Women just can't keep up with the demand lol.

    • @gotthesauce5221
      @gotthesauce5221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Crobian i wouldn't say "it's not even their fault" they have som culpability bro

    • @Crobian
      @Crobian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gotthesauce5221 As a guy try put yourself on a dating website in Thailand. You will get 200+ messages. Now try and be fair to all of them lol. That's what women deal with.
      And of course they are going to take advantage of this power, wouldn't you? You best believe I'd happily stream myself lying on my bed for tens of thousands of $ lol.

    • @gotthesauce5221
      @gotthesauce5221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Crobian u say "thats what women deal with" like its such a problem for them like they dont relish in and love the attention and to your second point i dont think anybody should have this kind of power, get a job like a regular person

    • @Boxacheeseballs
      @Boxacheeseballs 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Crobian Generally curious about that Thailand statement. I know western dudes love going their to pick up women, but is it because of some disproportional ratio between men and women? Or is it a cultural thing of chasing after western men?

  • @ncala
    @ncala 3 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    "I literally asked a girl what she liked, she said she DIDNT KNOW"
    Jesus Christ. I felt real despair. The sheer death of communication.

    • @Benthesniperof8
      @Benthesniperof8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      You and I both.

    • @hawk535
      @hawk535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      How does a person not know what they like? It honestly makes my brain hurt to hear someone say that. Unless your a sociopath who feels nothing everyone has one thing they like haha

    • @MrRourk
      @MrRourk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That is a true submissive woman. She wanted you to tell her what to like.

    • @moguldamongrel3054
      @moguldamongrel3054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      She's perfect for zamunda,
      Prince akeem: what do you like?
      Queen: whatever you like... Lol

    • @thepatriarchy8443
      @thepatriarchy8443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@moguldamongrel3054 I'm digging the Coming to America reference.

  • @drewbakka5265
    @drewbakka5265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Please Gundam, this shit is giving me a fear of women at this rate. LIke I know most aren't monsters but fuck after hearing about women on twitch and insta just makes me honestly want to pray...

    • @koreyjeffers6963
      @koreyjeffers6963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I know exactly how you feel bro. Like. Idk what to do anymore. I just want to pray. I’m terrified of these woman and the direction it indicates our society is heading in. God help us.

  • @WeOnlyEatSoup
    @WeOnlyEatSoup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    "I don't know" is the anthem of dead eyed women everywhere

    • @vaxel0068
      @vaxel0068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It's called the thousand cock stare.

  • @ObsidianMirage
    @ObsidianMirage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The thing i hate most is how Twitch is like "ITS AGAINST TOS TO CAL OUT CONTENT CREATORS AND SAY SIMP AND VIRGIN" just to litterly protect their profit from the thots. Honestly i belive thots bring in more money for twitch than gamers at this point

    • @armouredjester1622
      @armouredjester1622 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're probably right, and I think they'd make more money if they just rolled with it and rebranded.

    • @zaxscat5357
      @zaxscat5357 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@armouredjester1622 well they make so much because little Billy can say no mom just watching twitch it's cool. Now if twitch rebrands then little billy cant tell dear mother that its fine.

  • @Gemini-js8zr
    @Gemini-js8zr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    For the one who almost drowned. I’m sure she didn’t lose any brain cells. Like a wise b/ack man once told me after not winning the lotto, you can’t be sad about losing something you never had.

    • @malachite-6172
      @malachite-6172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      oof

    • @JoeTheGunslinger
      @JoeTheGunslinger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      why did u censor black

    • @colemin2
      @colemin2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JoeTheGunslinger It was a joke

    • @RattlebonesTheThird
      @RattlebonesTheThird 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why tf did u censor black

    • @bigbag6709
      @bigbag6709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RattlebonesTheThird ...never thought i would meet a nully out here.

  • @ricardomilos10
    @ricardomilos10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    How can someone look at this and say this is not actual softcore porn

    • @moguldamongrel3054
      @moguldamongrel3054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Soft core I think has more value then this...

    • @armouredjester1622
      @armouredjester1622 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You have to remember that real people in the world think that PG13 is softcore.

    • @FazeParticles
      @FazeParticles 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      are they providing a service people are paying for? if yes then let the free market do it's thing.

    • @ricardomilos10
      @ricardomilos10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@FazeParticles ok tier 3 simp, she is not gonna let you fuck

    • @FazeParticles
      @FazeParticles 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ricardomilos10 i've never been on onlyfans. lol doesn't interest me. i'll agree maybe some regulation is required here to reduce the degeneracy but for now i think let the free market decide.

  • @davidteachout1888
    @davidteachout1888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "Pay $5 to give the dog a treat" Welp that about sums up simps and onlyfans.

  • @OldWorldRadio2
    @OldWorldRadio2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Best episode ever. 10/10

    • @freezysyahz
      @freezysyahz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yo man I always tuned in to your live radio streams to sleep, I love your F4 one the most. And now I'm just learning that you're following Gundam too? Subscribing ❤️!
      Stay awesome!

  • @tristanseaver9054
    @tristanseaver9054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    A shame she didn't succeed. Better luck next time.

    • @sagetheassassin3192
      @sagetheassassin3192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Let's all pray for that day

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Thomas shevchuk The new revolutionary guards She does need a legit "come to Jesus" moment.

    • @planexshifter
      @planexshifter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sagetheassassin3192 Pray? Nah, I'm not wasting MY time-

    • @scrubsrc4084
      @scrubsrc4084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Try try and try again

  • @Cherished.Beloved
    @Cherished.Beloved 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Tbh the girl almost drowning seems more energetic, entertaining and happy to be there than any of these other twitch thots

  • @AhYehNah
    @AhYehNah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    How was “anime” with nux

    • @CookiePieMonster
      @CookiePieMonster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Cultured.

    • @ultragamer4465
      @ultragamer4465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      **ANIME**

    • @SilverShinotora
      @SilverShinotora 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Redo of healer is cultured content.

    • @pagatryx5451
      @pagatryx5451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SilverShinotora But is it really though? I dunno, haven't watched it. But anytime any show gets any attention for being adult it gets called amazing and ends up just being pretty shite. Like Interspecies Reviewers. Mushoku Tensei's pretty good though.

    • @SilverShinotora
      @SilverShinotora 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@pagatryx5451 interspecies rewiever was hilarious tho, redo is basicly softcore hentai issekai trash without being issekai.
      Power fantasy where no one is considered good you could say.

  • @xenonsha3324
    @xenonsha3324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You know when something makes gundam laugh, it is hilarious. I remember when he almost died after one of pokimane's simps said "I'mtoo weak for this." LMAO!

  • @benkenobi6582
    @benkenobi6582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    The fake conversation with the date saying “I don’t know” had me rolling

    • @ItsAGundam
      @ItsAGundam  3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      That was real I met that girl on tinder.

    • @majormajorasic
      @majormajorasic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ItsAGundam see you fucked up when you didn't throw money at her.

    • @time2180
      @time2180 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@ItsAGundam Love your videos and at the same time I am depressed by this, perfect. If I was not that hard broke student I would throw money at you like those simps to the thots auf twitch... When do you stream? you can get my shitty prime sub If you want :)

    • @benkenobi6582
      @benkenobi6582 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ItsAGundam sorry. I meant reenactment not fake

    • @pinkCEO
      @pinkCEO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ItsAGundam weird, the only time I ran into women like that was also on tinder- the most boring dull people i ever met. Though to be fair, one acted like she just wanted an excuse to get out lol

  • @ahmadsarwar6814
    @ahmadsarwar6814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Give this man a medal. He had to go through this torture for our entertainment

  • @Pathfinders_Ascend
    @Pathfinders_Ascend 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    twitch: come for the gameplay, stay for the softcore porno.

    • @majdjinn5042
      @majdjinn5042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You mean "come for the gameplay, come from the softcore porno"

    • @slightlyamusedblackkidfrom9153
      @slightlyamusedblackkidfrom9153 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your username is one of my favorite wiz songs lol

    • @nononsense846
      @nononsense846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I got banned for telling a twitch streamer to put on clothes
      GG

    • @Abrego89
      @Abrego89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nononsense846 for real? 😳🤣
      Fuck, I we’re all doomed 😩

  • @iam16bits
    @iam16bits 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I miss when streaming was done for fun. Once money got involved it all went to shit.

  • @amrountree1
    @amrountree1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "A girl goes uWu and pulls her chute" i almost choked on my food.

  • @MrYelly
    @MrYelly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    And every time we can't possibly get a lower bar, we suddenly do. It's amazing and terrifying at the same time.

  • @FauuxJauu
    @FauuxJauu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    The "WHAT DO YOU LIKE"?! Bit killed me.
    I dOnT kNoW
    I dOnT kNoW
    I dOnT kNoW

    • @trazyntheinfinite9895
      @trazyntheinfinite9895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      thedead eyes on that model, rolling around.
      you could see the lone marble in that head desperatly rolling around to find another marble so they can stave off crippling lonelyness together.

  • @Enlightenist
    @Enlightenist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "A man's entire life is a period." Now that's 21st century philosophical gold!

  • @Graddy5
    @Graddy5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Men’s whole lives are a period LOL

  • @soldierorsomething
    @soldierorsomething 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thank you Gundam for bringing this to us, i can only imagine how much suffering you have had to go through to bring us these clips!

  • @Noiric
    @Noiric 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I'm legit pissed off she wasted that pie.

  • @TomboUK
    @TomboUK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Give me $5 and I'll give Jasper a treat". Don't give DSP ideas, Gundham!

  • @star22sally67
    @star22sally67 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Oh boy, dont know if I want to be early for this lol

    • @mmmmmmmmmm.m.
      @mmmmmmmmmm.m. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you opening up the conversation . 🙃

  • @itsmytoast666
    @itsmytoast666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "A man's whole life is a period." I don't know if I've ever laughed as loud as I did when I heard this. Preach, brother.
    Also, why the fuck is the app not letting me view this video because it's age restricted?!

  • @jjs3178
    @jjs3178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    God this episode of “gundam gives himself another shot of poison.” Was hilarious Billy is back!!!

  • @dzikdziki2983
    @dzikdziki2983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This would be the darkest timeline if it wasn't for Gundam.

  • @kingbaaka3D
    @kingbaaka3D 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    where is the FCC, and where is the people so say, think of the children

  • @redassassian
    @redassassian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Go to a club with loud music, to know this is what it's like to have a thought in my head" ... that was fucking ducking gold

  • @meh4757
    @meh4757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Billy's laugh gets more and more evil with each year that passes xD

    • @pankrysar1625
      @pankrysar1625 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He slowly transforms into incel

  • @Zero-ry2rc
    @Zero-ry2rc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is the result of teaching boys that women are equal and deserving of respect.

    • @iamtoxic4663
      @iamtoxic4663 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Women are equal and deserve respect Lelouch

    • @Zero-ry2rc
      @Zero-ry2rc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iamtoxic4663 no. People are not equal to one another and most certainly not just because of their sex. It is by deeds that we determine the worth of an individual. Otherwise it lowers you to the place of the child molester

    • @iamtoxic4663
      @iamtoxic4663 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Zero-ry2rc then say it that way. Wordings can affect your message.

    • @Zero-ry2rc
      @Zero-ry2rc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@iamtoxic4663 I did. You interpreted it in the exact way you have been conditioned. You are a victim of propaganda and are choosing to take it out on me.

    • @iamtoxic4663
      @iamtoxic4663 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Zero-ry2rc But you're the one who based the equality of people by sex. Your first reply though😶

  • @CodeMars9
    @CodeMars9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    It’s a good day when Papa Gundam uploads

  • @astronot8928
    @astronot8928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Even when I'm at maximum horniness, I couldn't watch or consider giving them my hard earned money, if anything it drives me to go the ole phub and watch something free and entertaining

  • @DeetotheDubs
    @DeetotheDubs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    So, where's the struggle that women complain about? Seems pretty damn easy to get money if you have a clam.
    Again, who is the real villain here? The "content creator" or the cashcows?
    This is the kind of crap that makes me avoid Twitch like the plague it is.
    Wasn't it made as a gaming platform? Looking forward to that trash getting shut down for good.

    • @Benthesniperof8
      @Benthesniperof8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hasn't been a site for gamers since the end of 2015 bruh.

    • @narudan
      @narudan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's the TOXIC men who "Objectify" woman. Now shut up and sub to their onlyfans and twitch.

    • @moguldamongrel3054
      @moguldamongrel3054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@narudan The men who objectify women go to strip clubs, or bars, or clubs. Cause those beaches like the attention. And you know dam well their dressing to impress. So yes even woman when staring in the mirror loving that ego high, are looking at themselves like objects.

    • @DxBlack
      @DxBlack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@moguldamongrel3054 He was being sarcastic, by the way...

    • @xenonsha3324
      @xenonsha3324 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@moguldamongrel3054 r/woosh

  • @sneakymcsqueaks8128
    @sneakymcsqueaks8128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I am not mad anymore: at this rate of thottery, suck will sell for 5 bucks a pop and happy hour for 15. Buyer's market.

  • @ApolloLeRoux
    @ApolloLeRoux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "These females are not living on recruit difficulty"

  • @councilofmagus1750
    @councilofmagus1750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Better to live life a period than someone else's pad ☝️

  • @dandylion1987
    @dandylion1987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I'd watch you do the same Gundam. Get in that tub.

    • @bryantaylward2316
      @bryantaylward2316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Gundam would probably chuck a toaster in there for fun

    • @techpriestalex8730
      @techpriestalex8730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bryantaylward2316 it's electric

    • @rugalbernstein5913
      @rugalbernstein5913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@techpriestalex8730 boogie-woogie-woogie!

  • @CatOfTheYearuWu
    @CatOfTheYearuWu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “Wasn’t wise to get high for this”
    Unfortunately, my most used sentence...

  • @vz-v
    @vz-v 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    $5 and I give Gundam a treat. That part where he uncontrollably laughed was the best funniest part I've ever heard him do. 😂

  • @Michael-mc4hm
    @Michael-mc4hm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is a masterpiece, you’ve exposed simp culture on twitch

  • @Mariet31
    @Mariet31 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Now that I realized that these sexual workers act like if their audience was just a bunch of children, it all makes sense for now. These men can't even socialize with people of their age range... that's extremely disturbing. These women are younger than them and act younger, all "legal."

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Con artistry have gotten hilariously easy come to think of it!

    • @shaneyy__
      @shaneyy__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Didn’t Gundam bring up a chart saying only 10% of users were adults? Or did I mishear that?

    • @MasterIceyy
      @MasterIceyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@shaneyy__ he did its more women grooming and predating on young kids and teenage boys

  • @CalamitousReign
    @CalamitousReign 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dudes spawning in on Veteran difficulty.

  • @juliuscroft1231
    @juliuscroft1231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Is Lord Gundam tryna add Minx to the Harem? Only man with the power to have poki & venti under the same harem lol

  • @TK0921
    @TK0921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That last girl that was doing "asmr" didn't even have a binaural microphone. I'm no expert but I don't think that's how that works. lol

  • @chaosdromanah8620
    @chaosdromanah8620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Tik Tok
    Twitter
    Tinder
    Twitch
    Tumblr
    I can see a pattern here

    • @Shushkin
      @Shushkin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      T stands for titties

    • @armouredjester1622
      @armouredjester1622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Huh, you might be on to something

    • @jamelhaynes549
      @jamelhaynes549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The thottery can't go away in these patterns

    • @zynski3451
      @zynski3451 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The capital T draws a line, and then shows us descending further down into the pit.

  • @OniNoFro
    @OniNoFro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So twitch sponsored getting more women involved in the gaming community by basically subsidizing really lame softcore porn...
    how empowering.

  • @leandrodosreis2073
    @leandrodosreis2073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    No one's gonna talk about the man's on the electric wheelchair thing lol

    • @freezysyahz
      @freezysyahz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was confused at that part, what was that?

  • @user-vn7ce5ig1z
    @user-vn7ce5ig1z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    22:25 - Replace "subs" with "tokens". ¬_¬ Twitch has turned into CB Lite. 😒
    22:55 - Yeah, just like on CB. Or so I've heard. 👀

  • @patrickriarchy6054
    @patrickriarchy6054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    It's sobering to realize that most of these streamers make more than you do monthly.

    • @armouredjester1622
      @armouredjester1622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Shit they make my monthly income in a day

    • @FazeParticles
      @FazeParticles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      but it's from other idiots willingly giving their money away.

    • @robbobbrah8953
      @robbobbrah8953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah boys these days are pathetic. Honestly, they dont deserve their money so fuck it.

  • @Sick_Boy
    @Sick_Boy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nah Gundam, she said it *just like that* . 🤣 We've apparently dated the same women. Sometime I'll have to tell ya about the marriage I didn't know I broke up til after I hit it. The night before she "went on vacation", she stopped by and dropped it. The vacation she left for was her wedding...😬 and that's just the tip of crazy bitch iceberg.🍻

  • @Ancientreapers
    @Ancientreapers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    As that Star Wars Girl Ana calls anyone who doesn't look like Henry Cavill, Butterfaces.

    • @largetea8475
      @largetea8475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Pretty hilarious to see the so called "based and red pilled fandom menace" slmp for her so hard though.

    • @freezysyahz
      @freezysyahz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, after her anime tirade last weekend, hard pass. I'll tolerate her for Nick's, YF's, and TUG's sakes

    • @Jormyyy
      @Jormyyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought Star Wars girl was one of the cool ones?

    • @forevermarked5826
      @forevermarked5826 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn... that's horrible I watch her and never seen any of that. Never heard her say that inhave her talk about her crush on Henry tho. I like her and yes find her very attractive and I love star wars and love women that are nerdy like that. So that sucks to hear that about her

  • @directrulefromgamerchair3947
    @directrulefromgamerchair3947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    >tfw DSP is starting to look like actual decent khantent by comparison

  • @TrainingDummiesYT
    @TrainingDummiesYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Sounds like Billy is going through puberty there with the voice...

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I came here after Gundam watched _Redo of Healer_ with Nux and Nux refused to pay Gundam's therapist xD

  • @JackPool-lq8ux
    @JackPool-lq8ux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Your Reaction to Nux Taku's Redo of Healer was hilarious.
    That anime's a mind fuck

  • @pieter-bashoogsteen2283
    @pieter-bashoogsteen2283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If it’s life draining, maybe you should do more of the stuff that you actually like doing, like building Gundams. I know we the viewers like to see you suffer, but it’s always the same story with these thot streamers. It isn’t interesting. Might as well do something you actually enjoy.

  • @Snakedude4life
    @Snakedude4life 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    All this on Twitch,
    _but don’t you dare say “simp”!_
    🎩
    🐍 no step on SNEK! 🇺🇸🇭🇰

  • @GNackers53
    @GNackers53 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I understand why people, mostly men, would flock to sites like Twitch for this "content". These so called social justice warriors are making it a habit to ruin any form of entertainment that most men find interesting. And at the same time, they produce and release a brand of entertainment that not even their grandparents would want to consume. So Twitch, unfortunately, provides a bastion for at least some of these poor souls. That is, until they shove the ban hammer in Twitch's face, and cancel that "content" as well. But don't get me wrong. Eventhough I understand this situation, it doesn't mean that I agree with it. I still believe that Twitch has strayed too far from it's true origin of streaming gaming content.

  • @WhentheBehelitScreams
    @WhentheBehelitScreams 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    We need another hour long video Gundam. Them shits get me through tedious task.

  • @michaellombardi5831
    @michaellombardi5831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Most women have the same attitude towards making content as they do with sex. " I showed up, didn't I?".

  • @ibrokemykeyboard
    @ibrokemykeyboard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Twitch really really needed to put their foot down years ago. Oh well.

  • @TheShadowhawk2
    @TheShadowhawk2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As someone from Boston, I can verify that we do enjoy our seafood; shrimp included

  • @marcoaraiza9381
    @marcoaraiza9381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Pewdiepie just referenced your take on his first avatar. Said you calling it Ellen made him sad

  • @lightning116
    @lightning116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is how bad Twitch has become? Good grief.
    No wonder Gundam had to get high just to make this video.

  • @why-is-this-handle--a-thing
    @why-is-this-handle--a-thing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    well ngl id take that girl trying to drown herself for bits over anyone sleeping and getting rich in the process. lol

  • @Benefits
    @Benefits 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wait a minute, I thought Twitch was a video game streaming website. Why is this stuff allowed on there? As a parent, I know my kid watches Twitch but I did NOT have any idea they allowed this sort of softcore porn on there. After watching this video, I won't be allowing my son to use Twitch any longer.

  • @mox1ro6i61
    @mox1ro6i61 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If it wasn't for you It'sAGundam I wouldn't realize how vapid and good women have

  • @schickification
    @schickification 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yeah, JustaMinx is Irish, she's from Dublin.

  • @ashharkausar6921
    @ashharkausar6921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Man's life:
    You get kicked out of a of HEMTT by your sgt.
    Sgt: "There's 10 ISIS insurgents in that compound. You have to kill EVERY SINGLE ONE on your own. No you won't be receiving help this mission."
    Solider: "But why am I-"
    Sgt: *Shuts door in your face*
    Mean while woman's life:

  • @joshuafoster5730
    @joshuafoster5730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wonder what they'll do when they get to old for this kind of content, after all, looks fade.

  • @VersVlees
    @VersVlees 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Well too bad those parachutes break when they hit the Wall. Then they need to flap their wings like everyone else.

  • @saanon9334
    @saanon9334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Constable Gundam: What we do is go back.

  • @krusty6381
    @krusty6381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "this is what it's like to have a thought" thanks needed a good laugh

  • @faralteezee4474
    @faralteezee4474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The reality of our world is so warped, I can no longer tell if I'm watching Black Mirror, or if _Black Mirror is watching me._

  • @LcieKJ
    @LcieKJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Dam, I got a notification. TH-cam is throwing you a bone gundam.

    • @VampageRampage
      @VampageRampage 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don’t jinx it, next thing you know they’ll ‘fix’ the algorithm again 🙄

    • @arsenelupin9697
      @arsenelupin9697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They recently played around with their throttling mechanism again - that is mostly likely why.

  • @FabricateFrog
    @FabricateFrog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If i could hit the redo button on life id forsure come back as female. Being a man and having to work for a living is a drag lol

  • @Agk3los
    @Agk3los 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:40 Yo not gonna lie, Dragon Prince is legit a great show. Put it on to watch with my kid and ended up binging it with my wife.

  • @Loinscurvey
    @Loinscurvey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    my pc was broken for a full on weak and i got it working to come online to see this shit fuck i wish people gave me money for my moobs

  • @campernocamping1
    @campernocamping1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Is twitch literally just a trashier chaturbate now?

  • @MetalloDevasto
    @MetalloDevasto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video about dogs and cats is very family friendly

  • @plasticafrican1735
    @plasticafrican1735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'm surprised one of these "waman" ain't had really bad ya know broken stalkers upon them and thinga going mega South...

  • @sublimek
    @sublimek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You can tell Gundam was like pissing himself with laughter cause his voice pitch changed 🤣