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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ก.ย. 2024
- If you’re not handing me my ice cream upside down, I don’t want it. This is EVERY DAIRY QUEEN EVER!
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Ian Hecox // / ianhecox
Courtney Miller // / co_mill
Shayne Topp // / shaynetopp
Damien Haas // / damienhaas
Noah Grossman // / noahgrossman214
Kimmy Jimenez // / kimmydoesstuff
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Director: Ryan Finnerty
Written By: Patrick McDonald and Paul Heredia
Editor: Mike Small
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Production Assistant: Heidi Ha
DP: Brennan Iketani
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Art Assistant: Austin Barrett
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As a Texan, this is extremely accurate. We all wear cowboy hats and have the same accent. There's always hay and lassos everywhere. You get free guns with every meal at any restaurant
I'm not gonna lie when I say that's all I've seen whenever I'm in Texas lol.
Also the smell of "Texas money" everywhere I went.
Yep fellow Texan this is correct
As a Texan, can't forget the "That's what I like about Texas!"
We also ride horses instead of driving those filthy vehicles
@@xxtoptigerxx8758 EXACTLY I always take my stallion to WhatABurger
the bit where shayne lost his mind over “the treat” is oddly cinematic
His insane laugh reminded me of Mark Hamills joker
@@khanaam7216 yeah
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TrEaT tReAt treAeaAEaeAt
It was….. quite interesting lol. And scary
"his yeehog is itching for some chocolate"
"dang straight me mama"
🤣🤣
Courtney playing the Dairy Queen is absolutely genius, her regal voice is awesome!!
I really appreciate Kimmy's evil laugh.
3:07 "my liege, let me dip it innnn" omg ian's character was MVP on this video lmfaoo
I kneel before you 😂🙌
i read this as it was playing and needless to say, it was an experience for me lol
@@YoukaiFofo JUST LEMME KNEEL ON THAT CHOCOLATE
AHH JUST LET ME DIP IT IN! best line of the video
Ok now I see your profile pic u a purv
i was a boy. they were 138 girls. can i make it any more obvious? thats right, i had a crazy dream last night. HAHAHAHAHA!!! im the funniest youtube star ever. youre welcome for laughing dear adam
@@AxxLAfriku What the fuck? LOL
@@AxxLAfriku shut up your burring
Scarily relatable.
Can confirm as a former DQ employee, this is exactly what it was like.
As a current DQ employee, i can confirm this is STILL what it's like.
As a former DQ employee, I can serve as second confirmation that this is, in fact, exactly what it was like.
So, the Sprite spills out after "Flipping" it?
Is that the real reason why they flip it LOL it sounds convincing
As a current Randy, they still don't let me dip it in
''Thank you. What else you got?''
''What else do I got? A little bit of depression.''
''Nice.''
Good one, Noah!!
That does explain why the workers all have bats…
I thought it was for company baseball.
I thought it was only us that got that's when we started being cashiers glad to know
Courtney is a Queen of all kinds, not just of the dairy variety.
that made me realize that he looks a lot like the protagonist of Silent hill 2(game)
(laughing) nice outfit 2:40
Ur mom
@@gustsword6588 he who?
I have just seen the first 24 Seconds, but that Sprite spilling out of the cup onto his face was one of the best visual gags I have seen in a while
Even when threatening someone with a bat Kimmy is too cute
That's love right there
6:23 the sheer craziness from Shayne and Damien 😂😂😂
3:46 is exactly how I imagine Olivia's mind
The whole "flipping the drink" is a great example of how american service makes me severely uncomfortable
every time they flip my blizzard i get genuinely scared
@@gracecw as a Dairy Queen worker will if we don’t flip at least one blizzard per order you get a free medium blizzard but every time I flip I get scared too
Cool.
@@gracecw
It gets the blood pumping to your taste buds
It’s called quality guarantee
I expected “is the Dairy Queen married to the Burger King?”
i thought Jack in the Box would be her son. But it seems that she married that clown MC Donalds
Yes second
@@ryu_798 Maybe MC Donalds is her court composer.
They were but got divorced and it was messy
@@sassysarah39 makes sense, he is a clown and went to go star in a horror film. Or because the queen loved head, especially cutting them off. (cuz the dairy queen is like the queen of hearts from alice and wonderland)
Love how Kimmy tried to out-scream Shayne for a whole second before she realized what she was doing and the futility of such an attempt
Ian did such a great job as ''Randy.'' That was hilarious. Reminded me of old Smosh of some sort.
So, Ian likes more than his dilly dipped...😬
I love the extended blooper reel! Please do more videos like this
As someone who lives in Texas, the restaurant where you leave the peanut shells on the floor (Texas Roadhouse) is awesome and yes with our new law you could prolly order a handgun with your meal and btw Randy should be a recurring character!
the one in my tennessee city stopped letting that happen after a waittress somehow knocking herself out after going flying due to a misstep
I will say, as someone else from Texas, they didn't highlight on the tacos at DQ those with the sauce are awesome - and the Dude - so Texas
Constitutional Carry.
As someone who lives In the Wisconsin the restaurant , Texas Roadhouse is okay I guess
Texas Roadhouse is in almost every state in the US. There’s one like 10 minutes from me. Their bread and butter is awesome 😁
This is one of those Smosh Every blank Ever that really hits an uncanny valley level of enjoyment that I feels wrong, but I’m currently experiment that so here we are.
Courtney looks so pretty in that queen outfit 😍
I agree, I think I'm in love
Simps spotted
I'm taking the shot captain
Agree, let me give you your 100th like for that sir.
''Oh, so that's why they gave me the bat.''
Hahahahahahaha, good one, Noah!!
I never know what I'm expecting from EBEs, but it's NEVER what I try to think it will be
If you choose to go to a Dairy Queen you should, by law, be met with a locked door.
Yes first
As a former employee of Dairy Queen during COVID I agree
Nah we have a dairy queen by my school and we always just go to get a blizzard
Uhm, Actually it’s called D’treat Qu’treat, get your facts right smh
@@dillpickle2132 ikr 🙄
''What's in treat?''
''Legally?''
''Yeah.''
''Come here, come here, come here.''
(Kimmy coughs)
The components of treat.''
LMAO!!!! :D :D :D :D
Shades of Shades lawyering up in Luke Cage season 1.
I'm so confused.. here in Québec, Dairy Queen only serves ice cream, slushies, ice cream cakes and stuff like that.. no burgers, no fries.. Is this really a thing in the US?
I worked at Dairy Queen and there are two types of locations, the treats only ones (might have hotdogs or other microwaveables available) and the full Grill and Chill locations with the complete menu. The hot food is decent but overpriced. The onion rings slap.
Yep
Bro I’m from alberta and we have burgers and hotdogs and fries along with the cakes and treats and ice cream dips.
Ya Ontario has burgers and fries lol y’all are just weird lol
You must be mistaken. Dairy Queen doesn’t sell any Ice Cream. *Only Treat.*
Damien counting in pixel/resolution numbers is my favorite aspect of this video
Ian's everyone's boss and that's great.
The shayne black and white screaming scene was so intense
- Every Art School Ever
- Every Home Alone Ever featuring naked Shayne
- Every Boredom Ever
- Every Science Lab Ever
- Every Asian Parent Ever
- Every Photographer Ever
- Every Troll Ever
- Every Singer Ever
- Every Dancer Ever
- Every College Ever
Every “Every Blank Ever” Ever, and it’s a compilation of behind the scenes footage from all previously shot Every Blank Evers.
3:29 “witnessed treat” 😭😭😭
Not me working at dairy Queen for years and the customers do be like this 🤣🤣
I love Kimmy's energy in this.
4:35 "Randy????"
Bruh they know this man everywhere 😂
The way Damien instantly joined Shayne with the clapping @6:32 lmao
6:37 Damien with the gorillaz joke yeeessssss
I loved that opening scene LMAO
Same!
The last one is accurate where at the Texas DQ where they’ll let you use the restroom with or without ordering the food, because I’m from Texas, that also means I considered the last bit as funny.
Lol but it was about dipping your naughty bits in the chocolate dipping vat, not using the bathroom 😂
Randy's story arc ending with texas' d'treat qu'treat finally letting him dip in the chocolate was top 10 anime twists material
Pretty sure Randy could just go to Florida and dip it. Make a whole Florida Man story off of Randy.
This absolute CHAOS was just what I needed today 😂
OMG I LOVE KIMMY
Loved this. A mental breakdown or two, a dairy queen, Texas, Ian being... Ian.
2:36 Courtney’s acting was so good I thought for a second that this was an episode of The Crown
Courtney as the Dairy Queen is so good 😂🙌
"I have Burger king encroaching from the north, White Castle ACHING to breach my gates, and Jack in his pernicious Box anticipating my demise!"
The Dairy Queen was the best part of this video. The fact that she brought up Burger King, White Castle, and Jack ‘n the Box, was amazing.
The bloopers are absolute gold! 👌🏻🤣
Kimmy’s killing it in this vid! 🔥
I worked at Culver's and whenever someone ordered a Blizzard instead of concrete, we'd flip it right in front of them. Good times, but also bad times
I used to work at a Culver's bad times bad times
Ted Drewes in St. Louis flips concretes by default, so when Culver's first got here & _didn't_ flip their concretes, I assumed they weren't as thick/cold/etc as what I was used to.
KIMMY🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍👑🏆🥇👏👏👏👏👏🥇👍🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️You are the Star of every Smosh video, i Love you KIMMY❤️👑🥇⭐️🙌Keep on Slaying my Queen👏🙌⭐️👑
Shayne and Damien playing hacky sack. So good.
I want a crab burger that will fight me, a morning paste sundae, and a Sierra Mist, please.
Can we have a TNTL where Kimmy just tries to be mean the whole time? I was crying from laughter watching her scream at "Randy."
This was all great but I absolutely lost it at "legally you witnessed Treat"
Shayne and Damein playing hackysack with the massive garbage bag made me laugh SO LOUD it's so quiet and then just smack crunch pshhh while the bag of trash flies lifelessley through the air and Damien is surprisingly good at it 😂😂😂
I just realized the hot dog on the menus number is “69”
Kimmy is literally the best. She's taking over smosh
kimmy being shaynes tormentor in this video is revenge for CFM torturing tf out of her in the previous sketch video
Shayne and Damien are the most iconic duo
I would like an uncooked burger, morning paste sundae and cancelled candy blizzard please 😄
As someone who lived in a Texas town of 8k and had 1 dairy queen. The Texas segment 100% accurate
I reckon they all want to dip their pistols in the DQ chocolate...lol
2:39 im sorry but genshin brain kicked in and the first thing I thought when I saw Courtney was *La Signora* LMAO
Y’all should do every jail ever it would be funny
“D’treat qu’treat m’treat to eatttttt” The greatest song ever.
4:01 giving very Sue Sylvester😘
This one was off the rails from start to finish; perfection 😂
Courtney as Dairy Queen is perfection. That accent was 👌😂
Ian: hey don't mess with my stuff
Anthony: what stuff?
( uses magic keyboard to get rid of all the trash )
Ian: my treasure my sweet sweet treasure you will pay for what you've done ( crying )
🤦🏻♂️
The editors did a fantastic job this time
The new writers are really improving the quality of the new sketch videos
The texas scene between Courtney and Noah weirdly reminded me of my favourite scene in an every blank ever, ever, in "every subway ever" when Courtney's character is trying to order a salad, and Noah's character keeps asking "what kind of bread"?
Yay, I love every Blank Ever videos, y'all are so talented
Keep up the great work! ^ - ^
Damn haven’t watched these guys in ages so crazy that they are still doing every blanks ever
Courtney really understood the assignment
This was a good one guys and gals. The dairy queen describing the battle lines with the other franchises was classic.
When I worked at a Dairy Queen during my teens. The owner got to pick through what was essentially a catalog of menus and pick whatever items he wanted to sell during that period. The menu goes through seasons, and every couple months they get sent a new batch of things they can re-order. That’s why the blizzards are also seasonal.
We get it; Kimmy is *_amazing_* at both her job at Smosh and her part-time gig at DQ
“What else do I got? A little bit of depression.” I feel you, Noah
We need content where Kimmy and Shayne are screaming at each other more often
Watching all of these "Every blank Ever!" videos, has made me realise that America has soooo many more fast food places than the UK.
These bloopers killed me omg 100/10
This video should have been called "Smosh ruins chocolate fountains for you". I will forever now think of Ian's *just let me dip it in!*
Do they still have chocolate fountain at Golden Corral? Yuck..
As someone who has worked at dairy queen this is oddly therapeutic.
"Uncooked burger"
"Upsetting hot dog"
"Unhealthy pancakes"
"Cake chonks"
The menu in the background is funnier than the video
It’s so nice when they upload
Waiting patiently for Every Jersey Mike’s Ever
My friends and I literally drive to DQ just to watch these random ass kids play volleyball IN THE PARKING LOT. I’ve never seen this happen in any other parking lot before and I thought it was just our town. Insane that it’s happening on the completely opposite side of the U.S.😂
The dip the willy in the hardening chocolate is something I've never thought about but is now living in my head rent free..
I worked at a DQ and the blooper where Kimmy quits is what it was like 100% of the time 😂😂 and everything else is pretty accurate too 😂😂😂
The texas part senttttt meeeee 😂🤣
6:38 FEEL GOOD BAGAHAAA, Damien is so clever lmao
I love Kimmy! She killed it!
As an actual Dairy Queen employee. I would like to say, this video is quite accurate. Well done
Smosh: Makes fun of Texas.
Texas: And I took that personally.
Anthony's meet beat song 1:34 sounds just like it
''Just let me kneel on that chocolate. Come on.''
Ian Hecox 2021
I can’t go 5 minutes in these videos without laughing 😂
This one is probably the best in ages