Imagine if Pat Morita played Mr Miyagi with his real accent; it would’ve made Karate Kid a martial arts comedy series instead of a simple real life karate drama
@Audit R Servants Really? If you are serious, the joke is that the best swordsman, the last one, was able to cut off the testicles of the fly so it wouldn't be able to have children anymore. That was how precise he was when cutting the fly that stayed alive with no more "testicles" and of course, part of the joke is flies have no testicles as insects.
@@haroldshimizu1400 No kidding. THey've missed so much and I miss no longer catching great entertainers on network specials or as guests on "Carson". At least we have Facebook.
But Buddy's Duck Joke is in the recommendations on the right. So they'll learn. Want to be funny kids? You need a classical education. Start with the masters.
@@kuraidjinn My old boss was a publicist for Pat Morita. When my boss had his birthday, I randomly chatted up a girl with a girl, after drinker with her a bit. Turned out to be his daughter. Pat had already passed away a few years prior to kidney failure. But he kept in touched with Pat's family. That was my first celebrity party. I met a ton of actors that day. I can tell you someone who admires film a lot. Being in a scenario meeting all your favorite actors for the first time in one room. Feels like when Rose revisits Titanic in her dream and all the people are waiting for her. It felt surreal.
+Guy Forget Born and raised in California but that didn't stop the army/federal government from putting him and his family in an internment camp during the second world war. Imprisoned for no reason. Same with George Takei and thousands of others. Shameful, really.
+InformationIsTheEdge It's beyond comprehension isn't it? The Asian-American WW2 concentration camps are the least publicised and taught civil and human rights violations of Western culture. I'm not American and I only ever found out from watching the Karate Kid. No European country, to my knowledge, covers it in world history classes at school.
John Smith I saw a documentary about WWII that focused on the United States and its industrial prowess and just barely glossed over the Japanese concentration camps. That was how I first learned of it. I think there is a lecture here on TH-cam, done by George Takei in which he describes how he is still able to love America despite the treatment he received. Rather big of him.
Maybe because internment camps looked more like POW camps, and concentration camps are, oh, I don't know, death camps. You're taking a very euphemistic attitude in comparing the treatment of Japanese Americans to the treatment of those in concentration camps.
Crurned Travels and Other Stories / yes I think that’s true about comedians being good dramatic actors. Some other amazing examples have been Milton Berle when he did a drama roll and the old playhouse 90, Mickey Rooney and Jackie Gleason in Rod Serling‘s movie, Requiem for a heavyweight. But have you seen the TH-cam where Pat Marita explains how he got the job for the karate kid. The big mogul, Gerry Weintraub, did not want Pat because he was a comedian and he saw the role of Mr. Miyagi as too dramatic. He later reversed himself for his extreme opinionated feelings. Anyone who has seen the karate kid knows that the whole film works because of the clever understated comic situations throughout the plot line. So I agree with you you are right especially in pet Marita‘s case in his role of a lifetime. Did you know that the name of the founder a Goju Ryu karate is Miyagi?
I have seen several interviews with actors, including Michael Caine, about comedy and acting. They all said that there is nothing harder to do than comedy. If you can do comedy well, you can do anything.
@@belalabusultan5911 I meant to say “ Am I the only one who’s surprised that his personality isn’t like Mr. Miyagi”, but yeah I do know who he is and I would say (most) Asians look the same
I remember this joke from the chop socky film "They call me Bruce". An incompetent guy pretends to have Kung fu because he is Asian and everyone assumes he must know karate, etc. Whips out a sword in one scene to prove his skill, the fly survives and Bruce pulls off that line. Also used nunchucks as chopsticks :)
I had a Toyota once. Oh what a feeling....lol. I loved that movie growing up. I love how he got the 2 hangs to fight each other by saying one master was better than the other. Great Comedy.
With this leg (points to left leg), i can kick your nose... with this leg, I can kick your ear, with this hand.. I can rip off your arm.. take a goooood look at me, I'm Asian! Ahhhhhhhhh! lol
@@Me4-gc8qs Bruce Lee died in 1973 and this joke was when Pat Morita was 50 something years old, so it's impossible for Bruce Lee to have seen this, unless you're saying that this joke was told back before Bruce Lee died when Pat was younger
@@Godzillafan1980 I was the same as @Simon0 because I first saw him in Karate Kid. When I saw him on Happy Days later, it threw me off he didn't have the accent and all that.
I've seen this video before but forgot. And I'm glad I did because I got to laugh my ass off again on such a funny story. Morita is one funny dude, I'll have to go check out more of his stand up.
kirby march barcena the Master Swordsman didn't perform the circumcision the wrong way. Fly wouldn't cooperate, so the master chose a different plan of action.
Not the funniest joke I've ever heard, but hearing it again after so many decades, and told by one of my favorite people...how could I complain? At least it's been long enough that I'd forgotten the punch line. Heh. His comedy was always awesome.
This not funny! Those poor flies are being unnecessarily killed just for sport for the sake of winning an award? I'd understand if they did it for food to survive, but killing and castrating flies for a sword demonstration competition? That's absolute cruelty to insects. Where the hell are the PETA protesters? What's wrong with this world?
I truly felt appalled and now I'm writing a strong worded letter as we speak, be sure this isn't going to be left alone until every fly in the world can roam and eat as much shit as it wants. Its in the american constitution
I can’t believe he is faking his Accent in the Karate Kid movies haha
I'm very confused right now
80’s Hollywood, man. Whatcha gonna do?
you should've watched him on Happy Days
He was born in the USA hehe
Ojash Ohj and on happy days
He was a comedian before becoming an actor, he called himself “The hip nip”. No kidding.
This guy probably never even been to Japan or learned karate.
you're referring to this th-cam.com/video/rMrVk4anT6w/w-d-xo.html
dude i just typed in hip nip OMG hahaha he's pretty funny to
@@ashishmanandhar6020 Wow! And?
Thats not true
Imagine if Pat Morita played Mr Miyagi with his real accent; it would’ve made Karate Kid a martial arts comedy series instead of a simple real life karate drama
@Joe Dick that would have been hilarious
Karate Kid wasn't a Comedy???? Maybe I'm thinking of the one with Jackie Chan....?
@@matthewsermons7247 not really, it was mostly drama with a few hilarious moments in it.
@@paul16451 splitting hairs?
also an awesome karate move
@Joe Dick That’s hilarious 😂
I like to think this is Mr. Miyagi’s normal voice and that he just started out faking with Daniel and is enjoying it too much to stop 😆😆😆
This is now my headcanon
I love your big galaxy brain.
Have you ever seen Pat Morita in the movie Spy Hard?
mr miyagi is just BS-ing daneil san to make him do his work :))
@@kata1261 I agree let's consider this canon
"In Japan, heart surgeon, number one steady hand."
The Office!!!!
marcelo78 there's no steadier hand than the hand of a man shaving his balls.
I didnt get the joke
@Audit R Servants Really? If you are serious, the joke is that the best swordsman, the last one, was able to cut off the testicles of the fly so it wouldn't be able to have children anymore. That was how precise he was when cutting the fly that stayed alive with no more "testicles" and of course, part of the joke is flies have no testicles as insects.
WHATEVER GOES FOR ME - I believe Audit R Servants was referring to the comment about Japan heart surgeon steady hand.
The comment we’re commenting on.
Ah Daniel-San, you much humor.
Nisuke p@ Morita was likely alright though , his character mister myagi was actually behaving like a scam artist within the karate kid movies
loooool
He also too much tv.
"show me castrate the fly"
He was also beginner luck.
Happy birthday Pat Morita (1932-2005) Rest In Peace.....
Great man
Totally agree
That's like celebrating your 25th wedding anniversary 5 years after your divorce.
🙏
Amazing man ..RIP
One who castrates fly with short sword can accomplish anything!
corrupt200 Miyagi-san you dirty old man.😂
Don't you mean castlates? :p
no he meant "fry" and "acomprish" - you know, with japanese, it's just the other way 'round...
"Hmph. Beginner's Luck."
Lol, agreed!
"They all talk like Buddy Hackett". lol
Most youngsters don't know Buddy Hackett. Have to find another voice.
@@haroldshimizu1400 No kidding. THey've missed so much and I miss no longer catching great entertainers on network specials or as guests on "Carson". At least we have Facebook.
The fry on the wall. Same as Bells of Horry.
@@decepticonleader316 Rah-rah-rah-rah rahhhhh rah-rah rah rahhhh
These lines were better than the actual joke.
I remember this joke. The punchline is "He may fly but will never fluck"
"fluck"
@@kaptainkokujin4986 ???
@@kaptainkokujin4986 ??????????!
@@kaptainkokujin4986 ???????????????????????!!!!!!!
@@sempai3169 you said "fluck" instead of "fuck"
His face after the punchline. Pure bliss.
How did this end up in my recommendation 8 years after release?
Good joke by the way. Thanks for the recommendation 👌🏽.
seriously
maybe because of Cobra Kai season 2 is now out? I recommended it
lol!!!
Yeah, same here.
Me today
Mr Myagi taught me everything I need to know about life,,
Wax on, wax off? Do you work in a car wash?
its not the car theyre waxing thats for sure
You can say _that_ again.
Sooner or later, squish like grape
"Sooner or later, squish like grape"
too good
I came back years later, and I still enjoy his jokes.
Pat tapping the blade against his palm and his reaction immediately afterwards was a nice touch at the end.
Mr. Miyagi, holding a wakizashi, doing comedy. I didn't know I wanted this, but I love it.
No matter what role this guy plays, he continues to inspire me an amount of respect, for me he is a Sensei.
Always look eye.
About 80% of you reading this:
Who's Buddy Hackett ?
Someone who was impossibly funny.
But Buddy's Duck Joke is in the recommendations on the right. So they'll learn. Want to be funny kids? You need a classical education. Start with the masters.
Lol.. exactly.
I actually laughed out loud at this. Rip to the great one, Pat Morita✨🙏🏽✨
Yeah i thought it was really funny I've got to remember that one 😅 😂 🤣
when he accidentally cut his hand at the end i started laughing
I Miss Pat Morita. Mr. Miyagi was a great man. I also miss Jim Varney. His character Ernest is sorely missed.
This was one of the scrolls that Chozen kept in the box.
Coolest grandpa ever. I hung out with his daughter 10 years ago.
No. Fkn. Way......dood🤥
How'd you meet???
For real???
🙄
@@kuraidjinn My old boss was a publicist for Pat Morita. When my boss had his birthday, I randomly chatted up a girl with a girl, after drinker with her a bit. Turned out to be his daughter. Pat had already passed away a few years prior to kidney failure. But he kept in touched with Pat's family. That was my first celebrity party. I met a ton of actors that day. I can tell you someone who admires film a lot. Being in a scenario meeting all your favorite actors for the first time in one room. Feels like when Rose revisits Titanic in her dream and all the people are waiting for her. It felt surreal.
HolyHell! So, you didn’t even know at first. That’s pretty amazing. You two still keeping in contact?
"He talks just like Buddy Hackett." 😂😂😂
people may not remember he was on Happy Days as well. God Bless Pat Morita. He was a National Treasure
It's amazing how people can get fooled so easily. Pat Morita was as american as any white boy you ever knew.
+Guy Forget Born and raised in California but that didn't stop the army/federal government from putting him and his family in an internment camp during the second world war. Imprisoned for no reason. Same with George Takei and thousands of others. Shameful, really.
+InformationIsTheEdge It's beyond comprehension isn't it? The Asian-American WW2 concentration camps are the least publicised and taught civil and human rights violations of Western culture. I'm not American and I only ever found out from watching the Karate Kid. No European country, to my knowledge, covers it in world history classes at school.
John Smith
I saw a documentary about WWII that focused on the United States and its industrial prowess and just barely glossed over the Japanese concentration camps. That was how I first learned of it. I think there is a lecture here on TH-cam, done by George Takei in which he describes how he is still able to love America despite the treatment he received. Rather big of him.
Maybe because internment camps looked more like POW camps, and concentration camps are, oh, I don't know, death camps. You're taking a very euphemistic attitude in comparing the treatment of Japanese Americans to the treatment of those in concentration camps.
It demeans those who suffered far worse treatments on an even larger scale.
one of the most talented people ever to grace the screen. rip.
I was sure I wouldn't laugh at the end, but I did! Well told, Mr. Morita.
His English is soo fluent, it’s soo different than his accent in the karate movie
Brilliant! Great comedian as well as a great actor!
I always loved this guy,
Happy Days was his best Woe'l......
Geeeeeeeeeeee
R.I.P Ten Years Today
LOL an ultimate solution and one of those situations where "SWORD IS MIGHTIER THAN A PEN"
P V The one who carries the sword carries the pen.
"Don't know. Never been attacked by tree" thats the funniest joke I ever heard!
I didn't know he was that funny he really made me laugh 🤣 i love it 💖
R.I.P
Pat Morita
June 28, 1932 - November 24, 2005
Comedians are definitely the best dramatic actors. RIP Mr. Morita/ Miyagi Sensei.
Crurned Travels and Other Stories / yes I think that’s true about comedians being good dramatic actors. Some other amazing examples have been Milton Berle when he did a drama roll and the old playhouse 90, Mickey Rooney and Jackie Gleason in Rod Serling‘s movie, Requiem for a heavyweight. But have you seen the TH-cam where Pat Marita explains how he got the job for the karate kid. The big mogul, Gerry Weintraub, did not want Pat because he was a comedian and he saw the role of Mr. Miyagi as too dramatic. He later reversed himself for his extreme opinionated feelings. Anyone who has seen the karate kid knows that the whole film works because of the clever understated comic situations throughout the plot line. So I agree with you you are right especially in pet Marita‘s case in his role of a lifetime. Did you know that the name of the founder a Goju Ryu karate is Miyagi?
I have seen several interviews with actors, including Michael Caine, about comedy and acting. They all said that there is nothing harder to do than comedy. If you can do comedy well, you can do anything.
Am I the only one who’s surprised that his personality is like Mr. Miyagi
he is the actor wo played Mr. Miyagi...
Either that, or I am racist and think all Asians look the same ...
@@belalabusultan5911 😂😂😂😂
@@belalabusultan5911 I meant to say “ Am I the only one who’s surprised that his personality isn’t like Mr. Miyagi”, but yeah I do know who he is and I would say (most) Asians look the same
@@Ivan-vx3zo it’s not that they look the same, it’s that your brain isn’t as good at differentiating between people of a race other than your own.
@@DaTimmeh Pretty sure that’s an insult but yeah you’re probably right
hahahhaha you see eh the fly on the wall watch *blows* HMP!!!!! that funny noise though😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I loved this guy as a kid. He was amazing.
I remember this joke from the chop socky film "They call me Bruce". An incompetent guy pretends to have Kung fu because he is Asian and everyone assumes he must know karate, etc. Whips out a sword in one scene to prove his skill, the fly survives and Bruce
pulls off that line. Also used nunchucks as chopsticks :)
thanks for letting us know about that video
Starring Johnny Yoon.
I had a Toyota once. Oh what a feeling....lol. I loved that movie growing up. I love how he got the 2 hangs to fight each other by saying one master was better than the other. Great Comedy.
Is there a vid on it lol
With this leg (points to left leg), i can kick your nose... with this leg, I can kick your ear, with this hand.. I can rip off your arm.. take a goooood look at me, I'm Asian! Ahhhhhhhhh! lol
I remember my dad telling me this joke when I was a kid. He told me he saw it on tv, this must of been the show!
r.i.p. uncle! can't believe it's been almost 13 yrs since you passed!
Pat Morita was your uncle?!
@@TheOnlyHollywood1 he was everyone's uncle.
*Pat Morita is a LEGEND*
What a freaking LEGEND!!
Mister-Miyagi this is a CLASSIC Daniel-san wax-a on wax-a off! BONSAI!!!
why didn't pat do more voiceover work?? he has a great talent for voices.
perfecttrunks2000 I do believe the last job he ever had was a voice over.
I miss Pat. I wish he was still around.
This got a laugh out of me!
It's strange to see Pat Morita speak with a perfect English accent. Rest in Peace
I believe this was Bruce Lee's favorite joke also.
Was he alive at this period? Just had to ask.
It was a really old joke that Pat used to ell back in the 60's during his stand up days. So it is quite posable the Bruce Lee liked the joke.
@@Me4-gc8qs Bruce Lee died in 1973 and this joke was when Pat Morita was 50 something years old, so it's impossible for Bruce Lee to have seen this, unless you're saying that this joke was told back before Bruce Lee died when Pat was younger
Me 4 I never knew he did stand up!
Cynthia Ennis He was on the early episodes of Happy days.....
Alright, that made me smile a little lol
Noooooooooooo he doesnt talk like Mr Miyagi!! All my illusions have been shattered.
That's why he was nominated for an Oscar for karate kid... it's called acting
@@Godzillafan1980 I was the same as @Simon0 because I first saw him in Karate Kid. When I saw him on Happy Days later, it threw me off he didn't have the accent and all that.
@@jakekeys88music cause he's GAY.... runn away
I love his Japanese accent 😭
Me too
Too bad he never made that FARRRT sound as Miyagi. But at least he got a HONK in.
This joke had me rollin’ 😆
Wish Pat Morita was still here.
The funniest joke was the dick clark productions logo at the end.
LOL
I hadn't seen that logo in years. Still cracks me up.
ah man I miss you PAT!!!
I love this talented guy! So special!
His english has really improved since the Karate Kid movies!
Cobra Kai needs you 😢😭😭😭
lol lol very funny joke i wish he was still here with us
I've seen this video before but forgot. And I'm glad I did because I got to laugh my ass off again on such a funny story. Morita is one funny dude, I'll have to go check out more of his stand up.
The most hilarious thing on these "Funniest Joke" are those initial dial up modem sounds, lol
This was a funny joke! I had laughed out loud. 😂
Good man, great soul.
I hate fries.
hahahaha
Honeysucklebommie HAHAHAHAHAHA
lol
Miguel Peralta hey brother!
You vunt flies vith dat oda?..
It's so weird to see miyagi speak fluent in English
He used to be a stand up comedian back in the day.
Pat was awesome!
God, I miss Pat Morita. He was always a great comedian and a joker.
pretty good.
Oof, watching those dudes tripping each other like two feet behind a dude wielding a SWORD made me a biiiiit nervous! 🤣
Pat Morita was a treasure in many ways.
Guy with the pornstache is kicking ass back there lol. Definitely the 80's.
1:31 LOL He broke the guy's neck!
No resistance demo with his students.
Lol, good one Mr. Miyagi.
"Daniel San, person with no forgiveness in heart lives like castrated fly"
WOW!
That was a crazy joke!
Those poor flies!
Actually, the champ was trying to do circumcision and done it the wrong way.
kirby march barcena the Master Swordsman didn't perform the circumcision the wrong way. Fly wouldn't cooperate, so the master chose a different plan of action.
Without question one of the single greatest fighters of all time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wonderful Joke. Wonderful Man.
R.i.p pat morita/ mr migagy
* Miyagi.
Htown _1998 Arnold, from Happy Days
Rest in peace nisuke pat Morita but, not mistreatment myagi
I make that fly Jewish :>p
lol
chodeshadar18 He made it more of a french, I guess...
he clearly said "I chopped a Flys dick off".
Jeffrey Conner ooooohhhh
I am glad this is in my TH-cam recommendation
Awesome. Made me laugh. Such a dad joke!
Pat Morita has the best punch
Lines.
Miss you Pat! Godspeed where ever you are. 😔
What kind of belt do you haveJc penny 5.99
Oh right
You like?
3.98
Canvas.. Jc Penny.. 3.98
Nope. 9.99. At least. Inflation. You know how it is.
Fantastic personality.. RIP Pat
My father me that joke in 1965, and it wasn't new then. Good joke though, which is why it lives on.
The guy doing karate is John Wick.
Before he got the dog...or the car...
That guy in the background is really good at taking down people who don't move.
Now that is funny I miss this guy
Oh my God 🤣
LOL!!
Hi sexylady are you single x
This guy had a great sense of humour.
Not the funniest joke I've ever heard, but hearing it again after so many decades, and told by one of my favorite people...how could I complain? At least it's been long enough that I'd forgotten the punch line. Heh. His comedy was always awesome.
This not funny! Those poor flies are being unnecessarily killed just for sport for the sake of winning an award? I'd understand if they did it for food to survive, but killing and castrating flies for a sword demonstration competition? That's absolute cruelty to insects. Where the hell are the PETA protesters? What's wrong with this world?
Its because people are too embarrassed to say that your flies are undone.
I truly felt appalled and now I'm writing a strong worded letter as we speak, be sure this isn't going to be left alone until every fly in the world can roam and eat as much shit as it wants. Its in the american constitution
I think the Constitution says you can believe as much shit as you like. Whatever, they seem to embrace that right with gusto.
I know. Every time I wash my hands before dinner, I feel sad as I killed millions of bacteria.
Whoever closed the doors would have gotten an award. They have a lot of flies.
This guy was the bomb in 3 Ninjas