"It's a grease fire, they can't just throw water on it." Thank you, good sir, whoever you are, for being the first person ever in a FailArmy video to know this.
Ladder Lads and Grease Fire Panickers are my favorite. So far it seems 2/3 of people whip the pan of burning grease around the kitchen, to spread the flames evenly I suppose, then straight to a sink to splash cold water directly into 400+ degree grease fire. Spectacular! And never a pan cover or box of salt in sight. (One young person at least was honest, as she stood there in her crispy carnage, saying "I don't know what to do!!" Yes. We can see that. 😆)
Mayo is supposed to be applied upon the bread with the cooked and seasoned turkey. I have no idea WTF these cavemen are doing with that poor bird. Imagine being a turkey who is raised for the sole purpose of being a holiday meal, and you end up getting done up by THESE cro-mags. Wasted existence.
@crashstitches79 Sounds weird, but it's a legit recipe. You coat the turkey in a thin layer mayo and seasonings and it makes the skin brown and crisp up nicely and gives it a really good flavor. There's a J. Kenji Lopez Alt recipe for it.
It can be used in pace of butter. Both are essentially a fat coating which will help the skin to crisp as the oils get hot (like frying) and it keeps the meat moist.
@@morganpethis3960 I don't think it adds or subtracts flavor, it's just a cooking technique to retain the moisture and use the oil to fry the skin. There are plenty of other ways to accomplish this without butter or mayo. I have seen the butter method a lot, never saw the mayo, but did hear it as another option over butter since they are both very fatty. I have never done it or known anyone who did it either.
5:42- close the door. The stove is designed to withstand high heat. There is nothing, besides the food, that will burn in there. When all the food is gone, the fire will go out. It can't spread from the stove unless you open the door. Do not scream for Daniel unless he is the only one smart enough to close the door.
I agree, closing the door is best. Though in this case the fire is small and confined to one dish, they could easily smother it with a cookie sheet (have it ready to go before opening the door)
I really appreciate that your videos are presented without unnecessary music or distracting sound effects in the background. It makes them so much more enjoyable and engaging compared to other clip shows that tend to overdo it. 👏👏👏
the F is Daniel supposed to do for you? Bring your panic level down, blow out your flames and leave Daniel alone. Daniel get out of that house buddy, this girl thinks you do all the solving.
It can be used in pace of butter. Both are essentially a fat coating which will help the skin to crisp as the oils get hot (like frying) and it keeps the meat moist.
@@SillyFunny-k3v some of us are smart 🤓🤓 enough not to try such things out Or attempt to climb mountain 🏔️🏔️🌄 😀😃😃😅😂 Or trying to jump 🦘🦘🦘 over a impossible distance 👹👹👹😄😄
@@williammorais-ce2hc Me too! Here’s to a New Year filled with good vibes and laughter for everyone-let’s make it true together! 🎉😂 What’s one thing you’re hoping for in the year ahead? 😊
2:29 The person says "well, it's a grease fire, so they *can't* just throw water on it." but the hard-coded subtitles (subtitles added to the video file that cannot easily be removed without directly editing the video file) say "well, it's a grease fire so they *can* just throw water on it." DO NOT FOLLOW THE ADVICE OF THE SUBTITLES!! Putting water on a grease fire will cause the water to BOIL which will disperse the grease with it, causing a massive, rapid expansion of grease surface area as the water boils away. This will result in an explosion of fiery grease which will shoot up into the air and expand, covering anything it touches with burning grease that will spread the fire to every surface it reaches, INCLUDING HUMAN SKIN.
6:05 looks like a complete success to me. Girl spins around on an office chair in the middle of the room, parent places a trash can next to the chair so that the girl can walk into it, which she does, and then gets featured on Fail Army.
My thoughts exactly. Either not paying attention or maybe figured I have a cam and "the right of way" so if this guy pulls out it is his fault and I can prove it with the cam and sue him. That seems to be the attitude with a lot of dashcam people these days based on the TH-cam videos posted. Originally it was not the case. The person with the cam was almost never in the wrong, but now they all come off as entitled drivers who if they believe they have the right of way, then they don't have to do anything for anyone and think the cam absolves them of any obligation to other drivers or to do everything in their power to avoid accidents (which is part of the law).
Last one. What are they doing? Are they trying to get mayonnaise stuffing out of the turkey? Did they cook it in mayonnaise and it turned white? I never heard of using mayonnaise as a stuffing or to cook with so I'm confused.
0:56- is she rescuing him, or is he rescuing her? When he first jumped in it looked like he thought she would be in trouble after hitting the water hard, but by the time he reached for the ring, he looked like he was in trouble and she was helping him.
"It's a grease fire, they can't just throw water on it."
Thank you, good sir, whoever you are, for being the first person ever in a FailArmy video to know this.
The caption says “They can just throw water on it.”
Ladder Lads and Grease Fire Panickers are my favorite. So far it seems 2/3 of people whip the pan of burning grease around the kitchen, to spread the flames evenly I suppose, then straight to a sink to splash cold water directly into 400+ degree grease fire. Spectacular! And never a pan cover or box of salt in sight. (One young person at least was honest, as she stood there in her crispy carnage, saying "I don't know what to do!!" Yes. We can see that. 😆)
@@ernstoud It's FailArmy, the captions say a lot of things 😆
@@james66666"...all mushrooms are edible, but some only once..." :)
@@jbwarner8626 yeah, i think the person writing them has hearing problems
Don't let that lady cook the turkey ever again.
I think she misunderstood what turkey and mayo is.
I think she did it to brown it. You can do the same thing with a grilled cheese sandwich. On a turkey it sounds disgusting though 😂
Sushi Turkey anyone?
I assume nobody there things it's done yet. I guess here weird "mayonnaise" comments are what's fail?
@@ionymous6733 I almost got an aneurysm trying to read your comment.
For the love of God, get Daniel so she shuts up!! LOL 🤣
Screaming Daniel while recording always fixes the situation
@@RedSquirrelHunter Don't look at him, pal, he's staying well out of it!
HAHAHA!!
@@RedKittieKat Turns out Daniel's not even home.
Daniel went to the corner sports bar for some peace and quite.
Thank you for not having stupid music or sound effects behind videos, so much better than other clip shows.
And no annoying AI commentary.
@@phillwainewright4221 you like comment AI ?
@@SillyFunny-k3v No. As soon as I hear it I stop watching.
@@phillwainewright4221 oh looks like you hated it
It’s why fail army is the best
I guess Daniel chose the right option to stay the hell away from the screaming harridan.
Get Daniel and she stops screaming LOL
Now you all know, shrieking "Daniel" at an oven fire helps to put it out..😅
Who the heck seasons a turkey with mayonnaise? F A I L
Monsters
I'm gonna do that just out of spite now
Mayo is supposed to be applied upon the bread with the cooked and seasoned turkey. I have no idea WTF these cavemen are doing with that poor bird. Imagine being a turkey who is raised for the sole purpose of being a holiday meal, and you end up getting done up by THESE cro-mags. Wasted existence.
@crashstitches79 Sounds weird, but it's a legit recipe. You coat the turkey in a thin layer mayo and seasonings and it makes the skin brown and crisp up nicely and gives it a really good flavor. There's a J. Kenji Lopez Alt recipe for it.
0:44 - Chair - "Hey, how was that my fault?!"
Thinking the same thing! Guy has a bad temper! Lol
imagine his girl or kid standings next too him. emotionally immature adult male! just like 4:57
He sound like Hulk
poor chair, and that guy was PISSED.
Damn chair' See what you made me do! 🤬🤪
Someone get Daniel already!
...back at it again with the white vans
he eats anything
🤣🤣
Mayonnaise on the turkey ??? As a French guy I've never seen such a thing that's disgusting OMG 😂😂😂
even as an american, ive never seen that foul monstrosity before either
@@acatinatux9601 It was indeed, a fowl monstrosity... 😉
It can be used in pace of butter. Both are essentially a fat coating which will help the skin to crisp as the oils get hot (like frying) and it keeps the meat moist.
@@allnightfright619 On grilled cheeses or if you toast your bread for a tuna sandwich sure, but to coat a turkey with it? That's wild.
@@morganpethis3960 I don't think it adds or subtracts flavor, it's just a cooking technique to retain the moisture and use the oil to fry the skin. There are plenty of other ways to accomplish this without butter or mayo. I have seen the butter method a lot, never saw the mayo, but did hear it as another option over butter since they are both very fatty. I have never done it or known anyone who did it either.
5:42- close the door. The stove is designed to withstand high heat. There is nothing, besides the food, that will burn in there. When all the food is gone, the fire will go out. It can't spread from the stove unless you open the door.
Do not scream for Daniel unless he is the only one smart enough to close the door.
I agree, closing the door is best. Though in this case the fire is small and confined to one dish, they could easily smother it with a cookie sheet (have it ready to go before opening the door)
01:22 she should thank doggo for showing her how shoddy the construction of her porch was!
0:24- you picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel.
Those girl's manage to yell the fire out.
*girls
They scolded and shamed it to death.
Here’s the deal: if your kitchen ever catches fire, just call Daniel-he’ll take care of it, no problem! LOL
I really appreciate that your videos are presented without unnecessary music or distracting sound effects in the background. It makes them so much more enjoyable and engaging compared to other clip shows that tend to overdo it. 👏👏👏
the F is Daniel supposed to do for you? Bring your panic level down, blow out your flames and leave Daniel alone. Daniel get out of that house buddy, this girl thinks you do all the solving.
5:05
Reaction time as a Sloth
@ 1:05: "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
I was gonna post the same thing lol. Animal House is great. 👍
Hellooooo!
Mayo for turkey stuffing?
Blah..
Ikr. Gross
I don’t think it was stuffing. It was covered in mayo. What in the hell were they thinking lol
It can be used in pace of butter. Both are essentially a fat coating which will help the skin to crisp as the oils get hot (like frying) and it keeps the meat moist.
@@allnightfright619 essentially no.
Mayo is made with egg whites
Can we say it ONE more time for the people in the back, MAYO IS NOT A SEASONING!
Why did the guy push the woman into those ornaments??
I hope the new year brings no harm to anyone, as they say.
Impossible 😂😂😂😂😂😂
To many idiots 😂😂 in the world 🌎
@@Palmstreet-u7x Laughing so much must be fun, right? 😂 But who is really smart in this world of 'idiots'? 🤔
@@SillyFunny-k3v some of us are smart 🤓🤓 enough not to try such things out
Or attempt to climb mountain 🏔️🏔️🌄 😀😃😃😅😂
Or trying to jump 🦘🦘🦘 over a impossible distance
👹👹👹😄😄
@@SillyFunny-k3v ME TOO!! I CERTAINLY HOPE THE NEW YEAR BRINGS NO HARM TO ANYONE, AS THEY SAY, SO LETS HOPE ITS TRUE!!!! 😂😂😂
@@williammorais-ce2hc Me too! Here’s to a New Year filled with good vibes and laughter for everyone-let’s make it true together! 🎉😂 What’s one thing you’re hoping for in the year ahead? 😊
The ice skating one is how every love story begins 😂
So Daniel just never showed then?
🤣🤣
He knew better than to come when that tone is used
5:01 worst reaction time i've ever seen
2:42 Now that is wholesome!
What do you mean "it's mayonnaise"???? Heinous.
Laughing because your car is almost under water???? I would not be laughing.
He has totalled his car, and he's worried about getting his shoes wet. Humans are not rational, that's for sure.
I guess there are two options: Laugh or cry.
Get out Dan while you can.
0:46 the poor chair can‘t help it 😂
"That's kind of a small comb" LOL Brilliant mate!
If Daniel has even half a brain cell, he's miles away from those harpies and still running away.
Finally, an intelligent American in this one, she says with a potatoe in her mouth: "stop screaming!"
How do you know she's American?
@@clockworkNatehe didn’t say “American” but “AmericaIn”. No clue where they’re from.
@@dabroncobabe Damn my brains autocorrect. I have disrespected the ... Americain people. 😔
"I love how spontaneous and funny you are! Never a dull moment. 🎬"
WATCH OUT FOR THE TREE-💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 2:15- 2:17
Laughter is the best medicine 😂😂
4:50 Why so mad bro?
roids and ego
0:50 that bellyflop must have hurt like hell
And all the extra flailing around earned her style points
"You guys have the best sense of humor! Always a good laugh! 😄"
"I need to share this with all my friends. Too funny to keep to myself! 😜"
Daniel deserved a prize for tolerating this woman
Mayonnaise on turkey?! That sounds absolutely disgusting!!
So much ambition, so little ability.
"This video made my day! I need more of this content! 🤣"
The only people who think clips of babies were funny are their parents.
Thank you! Nobody else wants to see pictures or videos of someone elses baby!
5:45 - Daniel said he doesn't want anything to do with that.
"Your humor is on another level! Keep the laughs coming! 🎉"
4:24
that guy def had a talk after that lol
poor guy did nothing and probably will still take the fall xD
"I’ve watched this 10 times already. Still laughing like it's the first time! 😂"
Oh' my good this everythings peoples,,😂 terrible snow 🤣. Happy New Year you 🎉🙌💫🙌💝
I love how the “no one was harmed” didn’t pop up for the dude taking a header to ground
Well, that escalated quickly! These fails are on a whole new level. 😱🤣
0:45
wtf was that! LOL
2:23 This poor woman probably crushed her vertebrae when she hit the ground.
Always a micro-second after the incident; You good?,You ok?,Everything ok? - Give it a few seconds,and it might sound like you meant it.
01:35 This was filmed in such a way so you couldn't see that she did it intentionally.
This is universal comedy gold😂
Such a funny collection of fails! 😂
1:39 Pretty sure deliberately damaging or destroying store property is a crime not a "Fail"
Big, heavy, weak, none athletic, inexperienced people doing things and putting it on social media. To put it very mildly.
My guy with the toyota had huge ambitions haha.
That was your guy?
@allnightfright619 No i was just saying that. Maybe I shoulda said random guy I guess.
2:29 The person says "well, it's a grease fire, so they *can't* just throw water on it." but the hard-coded subtitles (subtitles added to the video file that cannot easily be removed without directly editing the video file) say "well, it's a grease fire so they *can* just throw water on it."
DO NOT FOLLOW THE ADVICE OF THE SUBTITLES!!
Putting water on a grease fire will cause the water to BOIL which will disperse the grease with it, causing a massive, rapid expansion of grease surface area as the water boils away. This will result in an explosion of fiery grease which will shoot up into the air and expand, covering anything it touches with burning grease that will spread the fire to every surface it reaches, INCLUDING HUMAN SKIN.
Frantic screaming always helps.
5:48 yeah- why ARE yall screaming? Geebus
1:27
Her: No!
The dog: You wanna bet?
Huge missed opportunity for Hook, line, and stinker
Can you show after the pain
1:19 houses in the USA: cost 1 trillion dollars yet cost to make approximately 2-3 dollars
The best fail was listening to the recorder breath 3:31 LMAO
This video is hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing at 2:37 🤣 Keep up the great work!
Why do these funny people like to hurt themselves? 😂😂😂
They love pain 🤣🤣
"This is hilarious! You guys are absolutely hilarious! 😂"
DID THEY GET DANIEL?!
1:33 Oh my god !!! It must be very painful. 😁
0:48 😂😂
6:05 looks like a complete success to me. Girl spins around on an office chair in the middle of the room, parent places a trash can next to the chair so that the girl can walk into it, which she does, and then gets featured on Fail Army.
1:06 I want to know who built that table
4:58 that arch is crazy
I like this Videos 😅😅😅😊
5:04 how hard is it to hit the brakes???
My thoughts exactly. Either not paying attention or maybe figured I have a cam and "the right of way" so if this guy pulls out it is his fault and I can prove it with the cam and sue him. That seems to be the attitude with a lot of dashcam people these days based on the TH-cam videos posted. Originally it was not the case. The person with the cam was almost never in the wrong, but now they all come off as entitled drivers who if they believe they have the right of way, then they don't have to do anything for anyone and think the cam absolves them of any obligation to other drivers or to do everything in their power to avoid accidents (which is part of the law).
"This was epic! Can’t wait for the next round of laughs! 😁"
Daniel, we are with you. It must be hard to put up with this woman.✊😔
Maybe Daniel is the name of their fire extinguisher? Though I don't blame him for not heeding her call. Jeez.
This is what I wake up to.
I want that comb now
Mayonnaise isn't a seasoning!
4:26 His arm/hand made it a significantly lighter fall for her
HI bro, nice video
Someone get Daniel quick so she stops screaming!
Daniel was wise to stay out of that kitchen.
DANIEL!!!! DANIEL ?!? DANIEL!!!!! DAD!!!!! JADE!!!!!
4:36 ^^ you really need some badass skill to hit this rock... XD 😉🥳🤣🤣🤣
Daniel's the real fail here.
I think feminism is...
@auxmobile shut it boyo
@@james66666 By 'stuff like that' do you mean the truth?
0:02 men never grow up, happy as a child
Last one.
What are they doing?
Are they trying to get mayonnaise stuffing out of the turkey?
Did they cook it in mayonnaise and it turned white?
I never heard of using mayonnaise as a stuffing or to cook with so I'm confused.
nice, but not a single one of these are "Unexpected Disaster"
These were good!
0:56- is she rescuing him, or is he rescuing her?
When he first jumped in it looked like he thought she would be in trouble after hitting the water hard, but by the time he reached for the ring, he looked like he was in trouble and she was helping him.
"Are you good" sand dune dirtbike guy is most certainly not Good.