@@onesecondsniff5840 they kept picking up coffee, and his adhd riddled neurons associated other words with c’s. jerma jokes don’t ever make sense, they just always make us laugh
18:36 jumpscared my bird that was sitting on my shoulder. Thanks Jeremy. Not only did you kill all those people in that meat grinder but you scared a little innocent bird too
10:05 after being holed up in the dingy Vegas hotel for a week, methamphetamine psychosis has taken full effect. Unable to distinguish his imagination from reality, Jeremy assaults a cleaning lady
He has his headset on and he probably meant to talk to his webcam. The only thing you can see in VR is the play area so he knew one of the 4 walls was his camera but he guessed wrong
The black tourmaline thing is so funny, like he didn’t even have to make it a big deal. I’m 95% sure most people wouldn’t have assumed or cared it was crystals if they saw the bracelet, but he was so scared
I love all the instances where he does something that no one would clip then says "Don't clip that" and does a goofy action. which results in it getting clipped way more than it would of.
The very first clip is LITERALLY me, im 4 months on testosterone and had the most humilating voice crack the other day while i was trying to sing along to something 😭
when he said grindr date at first it didn't register and I thought he was talking about a meat grinder as in like a date where he just chops someone up in a meat grinder because that's something he would do
I think it's because he isn't saying "drip" correctly in the clip. (I'll be using the IPA) what it sounds like to my ear is [dɹɪp̚ ] instead of the usual pronunciation of [d͡ʒɹɪp̚ ] and that makes the confusion on whether he says "drip" or "grip"; [d] sounds closer to [g] than [d͡ʒ].
@@kelfo4997 they are pointing out that in many dialects, the pronunciation of drip actually sounds more like jrip (a lot of "dr" words sound like "jr" actually - dream is another good example). however jerma said it with an actual "d" sound, which sounds closer to a "g" than the expected "j" would have
I've seen so many edited jerma photos thatI thought I wouldn't laugh at them - but I just walked into my room with this thumbnail on my screen and I bust out laughing.
18:34 at first I was like "oh he played dark souls then it switched to a video of Mario kart" and then I rewatched it and I'm wondering what the fuck this is
What you do is you have these things called muscles, and there's some in your face. And as you grow up the muscles in your face become easier to move. So what he's done is he's mastered the art of moving muscles in his face. Hope this helps! Teeheheheheheee
0:34 currently DYING at the fact that this 39 year old man was scrolling reddit on his iPad in the bathroom. I’m fucking crying oml😭 He couldn’t even hise it well😭
I don’t watch Jerma I really have no idea who he is but every time I see a clip of him he is so incoherent and sounds like he’s being held at gunpoint or on a lot of drugs; is this the appeal? I need an answer
This guy taking the last cosmic brownie and putting the box back in the pantry is a surer sign of his villainy than the meat grinder incident.
And it was Charlie's! The best know actor in the universe! What a PSYCHO Jerma is.
this isn't even as bad as the ice cream snickers incident
I still can't believe he actually put one of his fans in a meat grinder. Someone needs to get this sick freak off the streets and into a prison cell.
18:47
its a completely normal thing to do.
2:34 I love how this one comment made him insecure enough to drop the bit entirely
when he eats the radish it sounds like my dog eating dinner
tell ur dog i love them
I misread this as says instead of eats
When he eats the radish it sounds like me eating my dog food
when in doubt, RADISH IT OUT !!!
When he eats the radish, it sounds like my dog eating my din- eh EH HEY HEY DOWN DOWN *jumps out chair*
i like how he says "black tourmaline" as though hes on the verge of tears
Chat said NOTHING and he's fighting to his life to justify it
@@aliencafe welcome
14:46 when i first saw the “why are you talking to the vending machine” clip I LAUGHED SO HARD I STARTED CRYING LMAOOOOOOOO
the way everyone went quiet and just looked at him as he turned around
how have I never seen the origin of the "coffee, cheetos, chicken", I'm dying
i still don’t understand where it came from 😭😭 like why did he just start saying it
@@onesecondsniff5840 they kept picking up coffee, and his adhd riddled neurons associated other words with c’s. jerma jokes don’t ever make sense, they just always make us laugh
fake jerma fan spotted
@@hem9483gatekeeper andy
the video where it came from got unlisted
18:36 jumpscared my bird that was sitting on my shoulder. Thanks Jeremy. Not only did you kill all those people in that meat grinder but you scared a little innocent bird too
Is the bird OK?
@@demonicloaf2100 Yes they're fine! He also reacts the same way at the sound of biting into carrots lol. He's a weird little dude.
he really was freddy fazbear
he ate a bird once
@@SymbiontUVPlays yeah right out of a bird house SMH
“Coffee Cheetos chicken” the way he says chicken kills mee😂
Coffee ✅
Cheetos ✅
Chickeen✅
what a freak, i love him
"he's just like me!!!"
10:05 after being holed up in the dingy Vegas hotel for a week, methamphetamine psychosis has taken full effect. Unable to distinguish his imagination from reality, Jeremy assaults a cleaning lady
fear and loathing moment
Fucking garlic, dude
4:42
having the vinny POV with the jerma cam is the definitive viewing experience
I wish they would make it a section of their streams.
"VINNY! VINNY! LISTEN, THEY-"
Thumbnail is when you look at your reflection in a dream
its true i do dream of being a white man
@@munchycrunchybread OK uncle ruckus
@@JacobKinsleyLMFAOO
10:04 this is the best jerma moment in this video I swear 😂
Everything about it gets me- the way he scrambles to close a door and him just punching a guy through a gap, hooooly shit 🤣
What stream/ game is that from?
@@venurianand the fact that it was an old granny
@@mellokhai
The game is hotel rnr
@@mellokhaiupdate: it’s from his jerma streams - vr games (part 13) collection
6:16 the alien i captured in my basement learning human language after i left the tv on for too long
Money.
Ball
Dream
the beads on his wrist
it compliments his feminine nature i love it
Mad Marge Simpson energy
He's got his wrist tied up in beaAAAADSss
bees?
@@genderender ds
5:12 i felt so bad at this moment he just wanted to where his cute braclet 😢
14:55 WHY DID HE TALK TO THE VVENDING MACHINE
He has his headset on and he probably meant to talk to his webcam. The only thing you can see in VR is the play area so he knew one of the 4 walls was his camera but he guessed wrong
The black tourmaline thing is so funny, like he didn’t even have to make it a big deal. I’m 95% sure most people wouldn’t have assumed or cared it was crystals if they saw the bracelet, but he was so scared
7:41 him trying not to break character 😂
7:38 is so absurd I love it and Jerma's reaction
What is that clip from??
@@lydia3832very late response lmao but it’s the “Who Will Replace Me?” stream
@@jsc0625 THANK UUUU
“I think my iPad might be in the bathroom”
I think my ipad might be in the {bathroom}
He has that thin greasy Film of shit particles on his screen
he's such an ipad kid
You can't close r{eddit?}
I THINK MY IPAD MIGHT BE IN THE [[Bathroom]]
7:35 why does ster look like he’s at higher brightness than the other three
He has a quest
2:32 i love how the bit immediately ends when someone makes an accurate (insulting) assertion about his voice
I love all the instances where he does something that no one would clip then says "Don't clip that" and does a goofy action. which results in it getting clipped way more than it would of.
would've^
@@ib7566 No, I meant "would of".
would have*
@@hecticscone Nope, I typed "would of"
@@Dunch0717 oh that's why i corrected you, the correct way to say that is "would have" :)
15:00 always gets me 🤣
"why are you talking to the vending machine?"
Freudian Grip
18:38 this is the best thing ever
Reihng
What are you gonna say now?
6:39 dear christ he turns into Bilbo when he lurches out for the One Ring(to rule them all)
8:25 NEW VOCAL STIM UNLOCKED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COFFEE CHEEZITS CHICKEN 🗣️🗣️🗣️
COFFEE CHEETOS CHICKEN 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Another vocal stim unlocked: 13:14
CAWFFEEEEE CHEETOOOS CHICKEEENN ‼️👍‼️‼️‼️‼️
Time to say this at church until I get kicked out
The catdog guy from 7:57 got my dog barking so he’s legit
thank you for including the vegetti grindr date
this was my first time hearing that bit and my first thought truly was "why is he describing a grindr hookup"
I like to set up dates on Grindr and never show up and I laugh thinking about them at the coffee shop alone this is what they deserve
@@calebgigachad6705 sure you do
@@JacobKinsley you're right I don't but I might start just because you said that. Sounds pretty funny thinking about them crying
@@calebgigachad6705Get off your phone and go outside
what a curious anomaly
Anomalous Andy
the way he is just cowering and barely in frame at 4:45 there are tears in my eyes
I love how you can see him stagger back when Vinny kills him the among us clips are amazing
18:38 my coworker and i quote this nearly every shift
I need that in life when I get a job
Freddy fazbear
@@whoopnews7915*raeing*
@@whoopnews7915reihgn
The very first clip is LITERALLY me, im 4 months on testosterone and had the most humilating voice crack the other day while i was trying to sing along to something 😭
when he said grindr date at first it didn't register and I thought he was talking about a meat grinder as in like a date where he just chops someone up in a meat grinder because that's something he would do
0:35 best bit. At least I think it's a bit. He didn't mute in time TWICE
At 10:24 you can hear him say both “drip” and “grip”, depending on what you’re listening for.
It’s like yanny and laurel all over again
I think it's because he isn't saying "drip" correctly in the clip. (I'll be using the IPA) what it sounds like to my ear is [dɹɪp̚ ] instead of the usual pronunciation of [d͡ʒɹɪp̚ ] and that makes the confusion on whether he says "drip" or "grip"; [d] sounds closer to [g] than [d͡ʒ].
@@dizzydaisy909what
@@dizzydaisy909 yap
@@kelfo4997 they are pointing out that in many dialects, the pronunciation of drip actually sounds more like jrip (a lot of "dr" words sound like "jr" actually - dream is another good example). however jerma said it with an actual "d" sound, which sounds closer to a "g" than the expected "j" would have
18:37 most impressive spring-like noise ive ever heard.
21:00 wearing backpack and baseball cap to vegetti social event.
6:16 he has the biggest wettest eyeballs
jerma's a soggy cat with yaoi face
Jerma Fans using the most normal words to describe his face
I mean, those are indeed words you wrote. But they have no meaning.
Are you invected with the speach virus?
Dude I love yaoi!!!
When is Jerma gonna bring back the "coffee, cheetos, chicken" bit?;
Never. He said he hates it now :(
@@spaciousdawgg Don't worry, future him will do it again and when we all are surprised he will gaslight us into thinking he always found it funny.
When he played the sequel with Ster they did it a bit
I've seen so many edited jerma photos thatI thought I wouldn't laugh at them - but I just walked into my room with this thumbnail on my screen and I bust out laughing.
the coffee cheetos chicken stim is one of my favorites of his
18:34 at first I was like "oh he played dark souls then it switched to a video of Mario kart" and then I rewatched it and I'm wondering what the fuck this is
Finally. Another Jerma comp for my playlist
God bless
"She got her hair tied up in brai⚰"
6:18 how tf does he change his face like that… I mean I should be used to it by now but why is it still so unsettling to see him morph 😭
especially 6:46 … he’s scary
What you do is you have these things called muscles, and there's some in your face. And as you grow up the muscles in your face become easier to move. So what he's done is he's mastered the art of moving muscles in his face. Hope this helps! Teeheheheheheee
oh my god!! wow thank you for the amazing explanation! I didn't know i could do that too😰 @@JacobKinsley
@@luv2lnyIMPRESS your FRIENDS and RELATIVES with this ONE SIMPLE TRICK!!
@@luv2lnyskinwalker behaviour
Kylo in the drive thru is so good
Why was the Green Day impression so good 😭
That first clip, his voice cracks an entire OCTAVE
This thumbnail is what retirement jerma looks like without gigachad filter
0:24 ai malfunction
19:44 Billie Jeremy Elbertstrong
THIS COMMENT WAS FACT CHECKED BY AMERICAN PATRIOTS:
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I lost it at buttery voice 💀
When Jerma said he didn't like Swedish Fish I broke into a fit of rage and had a psychotic episode
Average jerma viewer moment lmaooo
when jerma i broke into a fit of rage and had a psychotic episode
@@maki-ck7kvwhen I broke into a fit of rage and had a psychotic episode
When broke into a fit of rage and had a psychotic episode
when i broke
Coffee, cheetos, chicken!
can anyone please explain to me the context of 6:16?? im genuinely so curious about it lol
I don’t know for sure but it sounds like word association and he’s doing a bit about being a greedy person and everything makes him think about money
he was going on about how you look evil when you say the word money
@@Overcrox why did he go from cat to hammer 💀
Jerma's chat convinced Jerma that Jerma's voice doesn't sound like Jerma's voice, you can't make this up bruh😂😂😂
i love when he says something insane and the chat explodes with :O WHAT
You absolute Jermaniac.
10:22 how the fuck am i hearing drip when he says it live and then grip during the clip in the clip
6:38 his face is crazy
He looks like Willem Dafoe
Love the way you edited that intro! Can always appreciate those little details
can you add the clip where he killed that homeless person
The LiveLeak footage
Poor vinny vinesauce
Jerma macerates my brain
0:34 currently DYING at the fact that this 39 year old man was scrolling reddit on his iPad in the bathroom. I’m fucking crying oml😭 He couldn’t even hise it well😭
coffee cheetos chicken = instant like
the grip drip incident is one of my favorite things because of how caught off guard he is especially when it’s slowed down 😭
i keep a diary where i write down titles for videos like this. here's one from last night's entry: "jerma clips that reverse my T blockers"
Kinda accurate, some jerma clips make me feel like I’ve been off my e for a week
Haven't seen most of these, good video
Freudian grip
I don’t watch Jerma I really have no idea who he is but every time I see a clip of him he is so incoherent and sounds like he’s being held at gunpoint or on a lot of drugs; is this the appeal? I need an answer
we all like him even you
AUTISTCHAD
13:24 what vod is this from?? I've seen this clip in so many videos, but I have no clue where it's from.
1:00:10 in "the bunker" vod.
@@adamjones7891 tysm :)))
Rogue had a coat, so of all the X-Men SHE had the best drip AND the best grip too I bet.
WHY DOES HE SAT "COFFEE CHWETOS CHICKEN" SO MANY TIMES IM CEYIG WHAT
6:25 This mans jawline is so pristinely sharp that I'm convinced he was a Greek Chisel that moulded famous statues in his past life.
Catdog guy really had Jerma’s number
WHAT WAS HE LAUGHING ABOUT WITH THE “HER HAIR TIED UP IN BRAIDS”
The voice crack
I read the title as "Jerma Clips That Penetrate My Mind"
istg half the humor of a jerma stream comes from chat
Jerma is a soggy poodle with SEVERE debt and a fungal infection
FREUDIAN GRIP 😭😭😭😭😭😭
That thumbnail tho.... One of the nightmare fuels that i've ever seen 🤣
The braid clip makes me cry every time😭😭
3:04 Bugleberry ASMR
"maybe hes just here for fun" he was not there for fun
Good editing in the intro btw
LMAOOO 😭 does anybody know where his main channel is??
jerms985
i lost it at the coffee Cheetos chicken bit, that is so funny
Amazing, great selection of clips thanks
Jeremy Elbertson
he left his iPad in the BATHROOM and cant close REDDIT 😭
cant believe ive never seen the grindr date clip before
The thumb nail is the funniest part of the vid😂
Jerma clips that perforate my mind.
Jerma Infiltrates, Dissipates, Disintegrates, Sublimates, Extricates, Agglomerates and decants my brain. It hurts. Please someone help me
“COFFEE, CHEETOS, CHICKEN” 😂😂😂
5:25 Super Macho Man when you dodge a punch:
Him decking the random grandma off the building or whatever he was in during that vr game at 10:04
19:13 HOW?????
wtf is wrong with the thumbnail 💀💀💀💀💀💀