I Broke Into Tubbo's House... to Cook Him Dinner

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 ม.ค. 2025

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  • @lulumidget
    @lulumidget ปีที่แล้ว +1682

    Sure, when Jack does it it's hilarious content but when I do it it's "breaking and entering" and I should "get out of their kitchen" and "shouldn't be eating spaghetti with a straw"

    • @jessiexhonkmeister8055
      @jessiexhonkmeister8055 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

    • @CatoTato
      @CatoTato ปีที่แล้ว +19

      💀😭

    • @allisontaylorsversion3267
      @allisontaylorsversion3267 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      😭😭😭💀💀😭😭

    • @Lommiku
      @Lommiku ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Remus?

    • @lulumidget
      @lulumidget ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Lommiku Not my intention, but a very good Thomas Sanders reference, yes.

  • @YouIIn3v3rknow
    @YouIIn3v3rknow ปีที่แล้ว +601

    Always remember it’s ok to break into a house as long as you cook them dinner! :D

  • @ughScarlett
    @ughScarlett ปีที่แล้ว +590

    Currently listening to my parents talking about getting a divorce but cant stop that jack manifold grind

  • @Oliveisherenow
    @Oliveisherenow ปีที่แล้ว +514

    Currently being stuffed into the mouth of golden freddy but can't stop that Jack manifold grind (IT NEVER STOPS)

    • @soapssie
      @soapssie ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Currently being crushed to death by a Spring Bonnie suit but can't stop that Jack Manifold grind

    • @Azure5891
      @Azure5891 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      currently stabbing children to death and stuffing them in suits but can’t stop that JackManifold grind

    • @CatoTato
      @CatoTato ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hor Hor Hor Hor Hor Hor Hor Hor Hor Hor Hor Hor Hor Hor Hor Hor Hor Hor

    • @CosplayLM
      @CosplayLM ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Levoritor9820currently trying to get my brother out of a yellow robotic bear’s mouth but can’t stop that jack manifold grind

    • @cUp1_dxoxo
      @cUp1_dxoxo ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@CosplayLMcurrently laughing to myself as my first son tries to get my other son out of the mouth of the animatronic I made but can’t stop that jack manifold grind

  • @Azure5891
    @Azure5891 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Currently drowning in piss and vinegar but can’t stop that JackManifold grind

    • @PenneyLan
      @PenneyLan ปีที่แล้ว +15

      What situation would put you in that position/j

    • @Azure5891
      @Azure5891 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Uhhhhh, cooking with my family :)
      Don’t ask about the piss or drowning part 😀

    • @PenneyLan
      @PenneyLan ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Azure5891 lmao okay

    • @Sh_rkk
      @Sh_rkk ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What crimes did you commit to have *that* punishment

    • @Azure5891
      @Azure5891 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Sh_rkk uhhhhhh we don’t talk about that 😅

  • @dextrosefather
    @dextrosefather ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Currently having a spine surgery but cant stop that Jack manifold grind

  • @cool7644
    @cool7644 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    currently in court for "harassment" and "stalking" and "attempted kidnaping" but can’t stop that JackManifold grind

    • @auaaaaaaaaa
      @auaaaaaaaaa ปีที่แล้ว +14

      currently in court fighting against this person who harassed and stalked me but cant stop that manifold grind

    • @stone4651
      @stone4651 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      currently late to a court case as the judge but can’t stop that grind

    • @0ll1e_0l1v3r
      @0ll1e_0l1v3r ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Currently in court as a witness for someone who was harrased, stalked, and almost kidnapped but can't stop the manifold grind

    • @Winnie.xx2
      @Winnie.xx2 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Currently late to court as a lawyer for someone who claims to have been harassed, stalked and been almost kidnapped but can't stop that Jack manifold grind.

  • @B1gG003r
    @B1gG003r ปีที่แล้ว +317

    fighting off homophobes but cant stop the jack manifold grind🎉🎉🎉🎉

    • @Thatgaybeing
      @Thatgaybeing ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same lol

    • @B1gG003r
      @B1gG003r ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Thatgaybeing love fighting them off

    • @Thatgaybeing
      @Thatgaybeing ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep

    • @B1gG003r
      @B1gG003r ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Thatgaybeing yes

    • @lordofc_m
      @lordofc_m 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      goo on me

  • @emilybahu8375
    @emilybahu8375 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Tubbo needs to take a class on how to exist. Learn how to make himself a few basic meals so he doesn’t always have to get food delivered. Then again he’s only 19 and living alone so…🤷‍♀️

    • @icedcat4021
      @icedcat4021 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      So many 19 year olds live alone and can cook. I'm 19 and literally everyone else I know in the 18-20 age range cooks as well. He's just a streamer and has the money for delivery.

    • @emilybahu8375
      @emilybahu8375 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@icedcat4021 true, true

    • @angiekawaii4747
      @angiekawaii4747 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ..he's not 20 already?

    • @_TiredMotherfucker_
      @_TiredMotherfucker_ ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel like it’s bc he’s a streamer ngl

    • @MokurohGaming
      @MokurohGaming 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He should be able to cook stuff but also when jack dropped a few pieces of pasta he was like pick it up even though jacks cooking him a whole meal

  • @saturnz.r1ngs
    @saturnz.r1ngs ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Jack just eating a cucumber is so based cucumbers are a top tier vegetable

  • @Maddie_Moonlight
    @Maddie_Moonlight 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    The “hurry” from tubbo just tells me that he was starving

  • @Newts_vibes
    @Newts_vibes ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Tubbo- "why don't you just drink the excess olive oil?"
    jack- "i'm not gonna drink Olive oil tubbo! what do you think I am-"
    *camera dies*

  • @conehead.skz.
    @conehead.skz. ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Even if I’m late to the stream/VOD, I still can’t stop that Jack manifold grind

  • @Drey_000
    @Drey_000 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Currently in a casket but cant stop that Jack Manifold grind!

  • @Storse
    @Storse ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Boiling the way that Jack does is insane. Pre boiling in a kettle and then putting it in a pot? That seems like overcomplicating putting water in a pot, salting it, boil it, then pasta in.

    • @jbennett5634
      @jbennett5634 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      its just a bit quicker, i usually do it when i need a pan of boiling water

    • @Charlottfr403
      @Charlottfr403 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      it’s sm quicker

    • @Schm0kie
      @Schm0kie ปีที่แล้ว

      When you put salt in water the boiling point rises so it takes longer to get hotter. If you boil said water in the kettle first then it’s already boiling before you add the salt and will not take ages

  • @Peytons_W.orld14
    @Peytons_W.orld14 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I could see tubbo telling the police he has no clue who Jack is😂😂😂😂

  • @Scarlett70077
    @Scarlett70077 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    59:28 I love the way Tubbo says tomatoes its so cute!!❤😂

  • @Insaneee
    @Insaneee ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Giving my cat cpr but can’t stop that jack manifold grind

  • @jessiexhonkmeister8055
    @jessiexhonkmeister8055 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Currently auditioning for a broadway musical but i cant stop that Jack Manifold grind. 💯💯💯💯

  • @omg_delta
    @omg_delta ปีที่แล้ว +38

    currently saving people from a burning building but I can’t stop that jack manifold grind

  • @japbstudios
    @japbstudios ปีที่แล้ว +4

    58:35
    WAIT!
    IS THAT THE THING THAT FEELS LIKE CONSUMING PERFUME?!

  • @thevex_frominecraft
    @thevex_frominecraft ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I literarly decided to make this pasta while watching the vod. My sister LOVED it she went for seconds

  • @Pazoo_underscore
    @Pazoo_underscore ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how on every jack Manifold video ever all the comments are currently *insert activity here* but can't stop that jack manifold grind

  • @Stormi_paws
    @Stormi_paws ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I want to go to bed but can’t stop the jack manifold grind

  • @JamesHetfieldSimp
    @JamesHetfieldSimp ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Currently being arrested for manslaughter but can't stop the manifold grind 😻😻😻

  • @oakenshadow6763
    @oakenshadow6763 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That is so sweet! She watches and was worried about the eggs! 1:29:02
    Really sweet. 2:02:41

  • @lonerwolf1394
    @lonerwolf1394 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Current saving kittens from trees but I can't stop that jack manifold grind

  • @DESTROIM-_-.
    @DESTROIM-_-. ปีที่แล้ว +13

    ok i have a feeling my mother may have actually used this recipe like its a signature thing that she cooks now but she does it as a pasta bake instead and all that and its fabulous

  • @baguettewhet1290
    @baguettewhet1290 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Usually, the "chalk" is calcium. So they just got built bones in Brighton

    • @birch7067
      @birch7067 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      usually 😭

    • @auaaaaaaaaa
      @auaaaaaaaaa ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *sometimes* its a little bit of crack. building that addiction one step at a time!

  • @thecheese404notfound
    @thecheese404notfound ปีที่แล้ว +22

    eating babies but cant stop that jack manifold grind

  • @chexmix1135
    @chexmix1135 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I’m in the middle of an SAT but can’t stop that Jack Manifold grind

  • @jessiexhonkmeister8055
    @jessiexhonkmeister8055 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    43:42 UH EXCUSE ME WHAT EAS THAT!? HUH? WHAT WAS THAT VOICE BRO. I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT FROM JACK MANIFOLD

  • @kristenpiekarski1543
    @kristenpiekarski1543 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This meal is freaking delicious. I'm not even that big a fan of bell peppers and radishes, but I've had this for three out of four meals since making it after this video. 👍👍 10 out of 10

  • @SerynityTv
    @SerynityTv ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Watching this while i have the flu and cant eat unless I'll be sick is absolutely horrible but any video with tubbo in it im watching.

  • @zero_two-0027
    @zero_two-0027 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Getting STUFFED into a Freddy fazbear suit cant stop the jack manifold grind!!!

  • @alstairz4877
    @alstairz4877 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Jack Manifold the ninja we all need

    • @gabe2448
      @gabe2448 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thought that said something else for a second

  • @Gen_losers2525
    @Gen_losers2525 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Currently dying but can’t stop that jack manifold grind💯💯💯

  • @libby_lobster.3
    @libby_lobster.3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    the fact that tubbo has a sticker of him on his toaster.

  • @dxmp.c0m972
    @dxmp.c0m972 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    10:30 not him saying that he would wash his hands in a sec and then he forgets

  • @yourlocalcaleb
    @yourlocalcaleb ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i’m in court for “breaking and entering” but can’t stop that jack manifold grind 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @graceimr_2
    @graceimr_2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    In unresonable amounts of pain but cant stop the jack manifold grind 😎☝️

  • @Bill..Cipher
    @Bill..Cipher ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oh my mom makes a pasta salad like this, but she uses orzo noodles instead of penne and adds feta

  • @Zuma_the_mutt
    @Zuma_the_mutt ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bro when he started talking about mr. Cox i started to smell corn 💀💀

  • @OwlWitch5141
    @OwlWitch5141 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This stream was so chaotic 😂

  • @reaper6822
    @reaper6822 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    currently eating dirt and pretending to be a worm but cant stop the manifold grind

  • @appollyon99
    @appollyon99 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "my father likes his cucumber pealed"... yeah, i'm pretty sure the rest of the world calls that "circumcision"

  • @Chimpken1279
    @Chimpken1279 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “«Next time I break into my friends house,I’ll be sure to cook them dinner»”

  • @Locally.h8ted_punk
    @Locally.h8ted_punk ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Eating a mouth full of cough drops while in the er but cant stop that manifold grind

  • @imalwaysmelancholy
    @imalwaysmelancholy ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Currently writing on ao3 but can't stop that Jack Manifold grind!

  • @KorSil
    @KorSil ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I thought it was going to say:” I broke into Tubbos house to cook food for his mom. 😅

  • @hawwwwwwwwwky
    @hawwwwwwwwwky ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Lovely amount of salt put in!! number one rule gamers, always put more salt in than u think in ur pasta

  • @Nithasaa
    @Nithasaa ปีที่แล้ว +4

    NOT THE ABSOLUTE VODKA IN THE BACKROUND AHAHAHAH😭

  • @Borble09
    @Borble09 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    If I’m gonna be honest the
    Jack manifold breaking Into a house part got me to click on the video more than tubbo being in the title

  • @TNTmusics
    @TNTmusics ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I honestly do the same thing with cucumbers, especially if i just want a snack.

  • @CatoTato
    @CatoTato ปีที่แล้ว +7

    31:18 *gasp* he made fun of the family last name!

  • @PawsioLuvsU
    @PawsioLuvsU ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Sleep? had none in 7 days, but ey i cant stop that jack manifold grind.

  • @Thyinternetclub
    @Thyinternetclub ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Any video with Tubbo in it the public loves

  • @emmanuelledoux6780
    @emmanuelledoux6780 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That’s exactly where my dad puts his cutting boards 11:39

  • @bee_doh5884
    @bee_doh5884 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I feel bad for Tubbo’s kitchen

  • @angelwolf3111
    @angelwolf3111 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Tubbo knows he was there cause Tubbo was streaming at the same time

  • @happyflower1582
    @happyflower1582 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the cut offs it really adds personality

  • @kasperrr__120
    @kasperrr__120 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Currently organising simply plural and contemplating telling my crush that ive known for two days that i like them but cant stop that jack manifold grind ‼️‼️‼️🙀🙀🙀

  • @Loaf_boi
    @Loaf_boi ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:06:23 "Just me or is it a lil lag"
    It was me :D That one was my first ever manifold stream and he read my comment :>

  • @Hanna.0548
    @Hanna.0548 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12:00 aren't wood cutting boards for meat? In my household we use plastic cutting boards for vegetables and we use wood cutting boards for the meat. Is this just smth I do?

  • @Sammie._044
    @Sammie._044 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    jack you added so much salt to the boiling water YOU DONT NEED THAT MUCH 😭😭

  • @choco-_-3
    @choco-_-3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It the breaking and entering for me 😂

  • @Eraserhead-Podfics
    @Eraserhead-Podfics 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    fr started talking about sex with his mom on stream

  • @Vembie
    @Vembie ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Fyodor just died but CAN'T STOP THAT JACK MANIFOLD GRIND 💪💪💪💪💪💪

    • @hanako8987
      @hanako8987 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BAHAAHAHAH THE BSD REFERENCE

    • @Vembie
      @Vembie ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hanako8987 YESSIR

  • @rosiepokemon6986
    @rosiepokemon6986 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Currently dead in a coffin but can't stop that Jack manifold grind!

  • @dangersniper8796
    @dangersniper8796 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bro someone in the stream said ‘ vitamin D is overrated’
    💀

  • @Thebestcookever
    @Thebestcookever ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If u like sugar paper you should try the paper base you put a cupcake in when I was younger I eat it all the time after eating the cake.

  • @kyler_rat
    @kyler_rat ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Currently being put into meat grinder but that jack manifold grind dont stop

  • @2000s_4ever
    @2000s_4ever ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Currently running from my girlfriend with a flip flop because I accidentally mistaken her for her dad and slept with him but can't stop that ✨Jack Manifold Grind✨

    • @kydremurr1216
      @kydremurr1216 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your like that one fake meme Ford commercial

  • @julianamort8758
    @julianamort8758 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love jacks videos he’s always so funny like I was super bored a minute ago and when I watched his video it made me laugh

  • @kingdom2
    @kingdom2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “I swear, it was an accident”

  • @nugget9190
    @nugget9190 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just wait until jack calls tubbo his twink malewife on twitter- oh, wait he did do that,, twice-

  • @Soup38520
    @Soup38520 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why does tubbo have such a nice kitchen tho

  • @ella.loves.horses
    @ella.loves.horses ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Am I the only one noticing the bottle of absolute vodka beside the sink? (I wrote this before he zoomed in and chat noticed)

  • @Junx99
    @Junx99 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Turbo invents sandwich 2023

  • @AsmMak
    @AsmMak ปีที่แล้ว

    27:29 jack the pasta always sticks to the bottom because your supposed to mix them😭 if you mix the pasta atleast like every 3 minutes so it wont stick

  • @Dsmpfan-ze5gx
    @Dsmpfan-ze5gx 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Currently dying in fnaf in real life but cant stop that jack manifold grind

  • @SirBluffenia
    @SirBluffenia ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Everyone: tubbo😃
    Captions: turbo⚡

  • @wiblewoble4035
    @wiblewoble4035 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So hypnosis is just professional peer pressure

  • @hollieappleyard5710
    @hollieappleyard5710 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Only seen the title so far. Someone had to do it

  • @BeauHamato
    @BeauHamato ปีที่แล้ว +6

    We call it green onion

  • @MusaKitty
    @MusaKitty ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Stuck to pan because you didnt stir 🤣🤣

    • @ima_pizza
      @ima_pizza ปีที่แล้ว

      FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

  • @sophietaylor1757
    @sophietaylor1757 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He was talking about Mr Cox and I was just sat here like wait that's my teacher

    • @sophietaylor1757
      @sophietaylor1757 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He rapped for us in math

    • @Rhy0th3mis
      @Rhy0th3mis 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I misread that very badly..

  • @Sammie._044
    @Sammie._044 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like cucumber to I understand jack

  • @kittyaya3425
    @kittyaya3425 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Classic Jack Manifold

  • @C.tommy_
    @C.tommy_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I saw this and went: WAIT WHAT-?
    I had to watch it

  • @NeedzMotivation3217
    @NeedzMotivation3217 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Guys help pls link the vod of tubbo’s stream that was going on at the same time as this one if that makes sense

    • @mooshiruum
      @mooshiruum ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don’t think youtube will let me link it but the vod is called “QSMP - Something is Happening Today?” and it was streamed on september 8th!

  • @Technoblade_never_dies20
    @Technoblade_never_dies20 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tubbo knew he was coming because i watched Tubbos stream

  • @marialowe9251
    @marialowe9251 ปีที่แล้ว

    Currently painting my shoe in a slimecicle vibr bt cant stop that jack manifold grind

  • @matib7549
    @matib7549 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is max fosh level shit and i like it

  • @cxntrxband7412
    @cxntrxband7412 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Currently failing composition I but can't stop the jack manifold grind

  • @PenneyLan
    @PenneyLan ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How jack manifold of him

  • @Rosella_.
    @Rosella_. ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why did you hold the cucumber like it owed you money 🧍🏽‍♀️

  • @christineemmalundbljrgense1827
    @christineemmalundbljrgense1827 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hey Jack, if you're still using shit pans and pots, I can recommend the brand Eva Solo. They work on induction and both my mom and i use them, and she has been using the same pots for the last 12 years.

  • @cassievibes1253
    @cassievibes1253 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I feel like cheese needs to be added…

  • @Raymare
    @Raymare ปีที่แล้ว +1

    JAKE TELL WILBUR TO MAKE A VOD CHANNEL