The Living Tombstone - Alastor's Game (Hazbin Hotel Song)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ก.ค. 2020
- A song inspired by Alastor, The Radio Demon from "Hazbin Hotel." Enjoy!
➢ Download "Alastor's Game" here: tlt.ffm.to/alastorsgame
➢ Watch the pilot episode of Hazbin Hotel here (18+): • HAZBIN HOTEL (PILOT)
Music Production/Mixing - Yoav Landau
Lead Vocals and Lyrics - Sam Haft / samhaft
Video Production - Lee Mounsey / leemounseysmith
Character Art - Circe Bogart / puppetology
Solo Guitar - Brandon Beck / hellyesbrandon
Mastering - Leon Zervos studios301.com/online-masteri...
Special Thanks - Vivienne Medrano / vivziepop
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Lyrics:
I’ve got a game I want to show you
If I tell you my name, you’ll have to play too
I’ve been here for years biding my time
Waiting and primed. Until I could find you.
Just sign on the line and we can be friends.
I’ll be here for you until your world ends.
Enjoy all your toys I will supply.
You only live once, and you’ll be mine the
day you die, I’ll have my payment.
Your eternal soul’s enslavement.
Did you divine our dark arrangement?
You were lovely entertainment.
The dark desires you’ve been serving,
You can bet that you’re deserving.
No regret for who you’re hurting.
Why, it’s almost like you’re flirting.
Come into my world take a look at me
I am the nightmare on the dark side of the moon
I’m your first last resort so call me
When you need a helping hand
Play your cards wrong and I’ll see you soon
Sorry I don’t mean to alarm you
If you ask me to stay I would be charmed to
You all have such cozy little lives
How do you survive like that I wish I knew
But you’ve got a lovely little secret
You’re tired of feeling awful small, SO YOU
Gave Mister Alastor a call, to make a deal
Because you’re hungry
for all the sights, you want to see them
Earthly delights you feel you need them
Your appetites I’ll help you feed them
I’ll be your sweet radio demon
And once your hunger has abated
Don’t forget your friend who waited
Watched as you indulged your thirst and
did I mention that you’re cursed?
Come into my world take a look at me
I am the nightmare on the dark side of the moon
I’m your first last resort so call me
When you need a helping hand
Play your cards wrong and I’ll see you soon
You laid your chips out on the table now
When you gamble souls the house will always win
I’m double dealing in betrayal
And I’m here to cash my payout
I hope it was worth the life of sin
Welcome to my world take a look around
Inside your nightmare deep beyond the mortal veil
You made a wrong turn at the crossroads
Now you’re at the final episode
Eternity with me in hell
Pleasure to play, how I enjoyed you
Suffice to say when I play I don’t lose
Collect on the debts that you accrued
It was such a gas
I really am amused
Have a dark thought I’m right beside you
A casual whisper just to guide you
Look over your shoulder and I’m gone
Remember this song
And I bid you adieu - เพลง
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"Wait... It's all a game?"
Alastor thus pulled out the gun.
"Always hazbin."
Your not wrong also sign the contract
No
@@lewisprogramming4215 yes
@@cartersaul2505 gladly you can HAVE my soul
@@cartersaul2505 it says here in the contract a soul not *my* soul is that a typo?
Everyone: That dont sound like alastor wtf
Me who forgot to rewatch hazbin: yep thats alastor
Ok but the song it's still a pretty poggers song
i thought it was the real actor lol
It’s close enough
I tried to compare, and I think it sounds pretty close. Maybe it's the lack of static-iness to his voice in this song that he usually has in the show.
@@NanaOfTheMonsters which he only has because its makes him more intimidating, he can talk normally as far as i know
This actually matched Husk’s backstory. The line, “Play your cards wrong and I’ll see you soon.”
Husker gambled his soul to him
Yup
The entire 2nd chorus does
Mhm
Around 2:13 or so...
Now with the actual show out, the sentence "when you gamble souls, the house will always win" has a totally different meaning.
Ofcourse husk backstory
Husskkk😭
2:10
Its 2:10
Husk currently sobbing on the floor 💀
"when you gamble souls the house will always win"
literally Husk's backstory
Except that Husk was the house (i think al challenged him instead of the other way around)
@@spaghttihusk went to alastor when he made some bad decisions and decided to double down
@@Koroth0correct
Yeah
i literally just watched a short and it had this song, i heard these lyrics and came straight to this places comment section
I really want Alastor to just be humming this song in a future episode as a refrence!
YESSSS MAKE IT CANON!!!
Please I would PAY to see that happen.
HELL yeah
It's possible Aviv added this song to a play list titled favorites so viv knows it exists and somewhat likes it
Need!
The fact that the living tombstone helped make season one's songs makes this even better
Makes sense since this song got so popular
2:00
Living tombstone predicted husk being an overlord in the past
Fr?!??!
no.
GAMBLE SOULS????
I JUST FUCKING REALIZED THAT
I mean Sam Haft actually works on the music for Hazbin Hotel, soo..
2:11 I love how he says "When you gamble souls the house will always win", it sounds like he's mocking Husk even though this was made long before the actual show lol
The songwriter works in the show...
@@Ramsey276one yeah, he was hired after this song released to the public
you think 3 years ago they already thought of that?
@@Ramsey276one
@@Ramsey276one you reallly think that they would have a whole story planned ready to be released? because they did the piolt to see if people liked it and lots of changes can happen so we don't know if any of the story was planned anyway
@@turtletail5806 knowing what they planned and what they didn't will depend on their honesty when asked about it.
XD
The Living Tombstone: Takes a year’s break
The Living Tombstone (1 year later): Have a song.. Have another one! Another one, ANOTHER ONE! Oᴋ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ
Juuuussstt ONE song!
He didn’t take a break, he was working on a game.
@@killzone1401 Oh! Cool, what game is it? I never realized he was working on a game.
Ivy Slater it’s called in sound mind, i think he made the music for the game.
Well I love these songs so its good they made them
Sam actually explained the entirety of Husk and Nifty’s lore 3 years before the show came out and none of us noticed
What's nifty's lore ?
I’m pretty sure alastor just liked her and tricked her into making a deal
Sam probably was told by Vivzie during the making of the show bc he made the ost
@@Nobody98928 we dont know if he owns her soul. He just views her as a joke
This song actually really gives Alastor a sinister vibe as a deal maker and the visuals in the video are incredible because you see Alastor’s deal making in action.
Alastor : “When you gamble souls the house will always win”
Cuphead and mugman : bruh
XD
*Distant angry The House noises*
Depends on which ending you consider canon...
I mean, he’s not wrong. Put a soul on the line and you always lose. Except for Johnny. Johnny was a badass.
😂😢😂😢
How Alastor is presented in the show: *Terrifying, powerful demon*
How Alastor is seen by the fans: *Deer boi*
Alaster is like the biggest sinner that revels in dragging people down with him and people tend to forget that..
People tend to look at Alastor as classy cuddly boy, and not as a truly evil character.
*ahem* (places sexy in between deer and boi) there we go.
wait...A DEER? omg im so stupid,how did i never noticed his little horns
Jordan Boyd I mean... a lot of people are into that
Got to be my favourite Alastor song- it just perfectly encapsulates Alastors whole demenaor and personality, his "willingness" to help others just to screw them over for his own amusement, wrapped up nicely in a very catchy swing rhythm song!
This is an absolutely masterpiece. I really like how the music suddenly turns from jazz style into rock, and then just as abruptly back. In one word - a wonderful work.
All this sounds like is: hippity hoppety your souls are my property.
That's it, that's the song
Asgore dreemurr wants to know your location
Hi
I’m gonna go to hell just so I can ask him to do a live version of this
@LykanSpeed oh, no! You will not die in hell, lord, no! Ahahah!
*if you are in hell means you already died*
This is an electro swing version of poor unfortunate souls
Alastor likes Electro Swing Canonically
More like an electro swing version of Friends On The Other Side
ikr, lol
@@IcyDiamond honestly that fits so much better-
Sorry but the only thing I can think of when you say 'Electro Swing' is the dance from Fortnite, since that was my favorite emote in the game back when I used to play it.
It's interesting that the underlying melody here is pretty similar to the one used in the 2024 Hazbin Hotel opening theme. In fact, in episode 5 when Husk angers Alastor, there is a moment (14:24 in EP 5) an almost identical melody starts playing.
i didn’t even notice that wow
Probably because Sam Haft worked on both :3
Looking back at this song, the voice actor here and from Hazbin Hotel for Alastor really do sound similar, atleast to me
Yeah yeah. I hear it too
I love how you can see how up close and personal Alastor is. He doesn’t care about your personal space, he invades your bubble, and they get pushed back just by him being close and getting uncomfortable.
And it's even more funny when you realize that alastor doesn't like to be touched
@@sewagedrink2775
Alastor : Personal space does not exist to me
Also Alastor : Don't touch me
@@Straight_To_The_Asylumliterally me
It is his bubble, not yours.
And this has been shown since the pilot. I love it
Alastor: "Remember this song, and I bid you adieu!"
Nostalgic me 5 years later: *"Oh, I will."*
Imma leave some glitter to find in 5 years fr u ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
Imma leave some text to find in 5 years fr u
Imma leave some E’s to find in 5 years fr u
E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E
Imma leave a 👁️👄👁️ to find in 5 years fr u
"Mary on a-
Mary on a-
Mary on a cross."
When half the comments are from 3 yrs ago and the other half is from early 2024 when the show finally came out
W pfp
@@dannystrong2074 fr
I like how Alastor mentioned about husk with mentioning gambling souls
The fun part is the creator didn’t know that yet but this song aged like fine wine
@@ThatUglyGamerThe song was written by Sam Haft who played a big role in the shows creation so I wouldn’t be surprised if he knew about husks lore before anyone else
alastor himself is gambling for souls all overlords are so yeah lol
Everybody gangsta till the strawberry pimp takes your soul
Haha!
B r u h
that sounds like fun tho idc
He looks like a strawberry pen!
* W H E E Z E *
*”Why do people do anything?”* *”Out of sheer absolute boredom!”*
@@ashidraws2621 Thanks for reminding me
Thank you Dino Jesus, very cool
@@Marc-uh3tz *🙏 D O R I M E🙏*
me when i take a poop
My man is spitting facts
i like how the living tombstone knows all the fuckin lore before its even out just like the fnaf songs they know all the loer
Yeah 😂
i think one of the living tombstone actually is a writer for hazbin songs
Alastor's game is truly a masterpiece.
This shit is ass
Better than most Disney movies, this isn't ass
i love how he included Alastors lack of care for other peoples personal space
The irony is that he himself hates being touched
@@Hitman-for-Hire well, that's basically normal for entp mbti type - i can relate XD
Damn good point
@Jellopudding Productions it's probably not Charlie
Jellopudding Productions seeing as Charlie was born in hell it probably isn’t charlie
Alastor: goes full demon, distorted voice, blaring guitar riffs, ''I'm the nightmare on the dark side of the Moon'' ''Play your cards wrong and I'LL SEE YOU SOON''
Also Alastor: ''Sorry I don't mean to alarm you :D ''
(“💧OHHHHH GOOOON⭐️” has entered the chat)
(“💧OHHHHH GOOOON⭐️” is typing)
“cArDs?!
@FROST902 YT I would die from cuteness from that
@@_Cold_River_ I'd die from Cringe.
ikr
:D
I might have found a spoiler for season 2. At 1:17 when Alastor says “your tired of feeling awful small,” Niftys character turns around looking embarrassed. The full line is “but you have a lovely little secret you’re tired of feeling awful small so you gave Mr. Alastor a call to make a deal because you’re hungry for all the sights you want to see them earthly delights you feel you need them your appetites I’ll help you feed them be your sweet radio demon” this could mean Nifty was unhappy not being treated seriously and Alastor tricked her into making a deal by promising her he will protect her and give her power and fortune. Directly after this he says “but once your hunger has abated don’t forget your friend who waited watched as you indulged your thirst and did I mention that your cursed” my theory is that later in the series Nifty will try to leave and Alastor won’t let her and we will get her full backstory. Or maybe this is about something entirely different and I’m just over thinking it.
dude this is so cool?!
The Living Tombstone always makes amazing music 😭 I luv it
Fun fact, Sam Haft (part of TLT) worked on all of the music for Hazbin Hotel
Just now reailzed that the end isn't just the sets being removed. He's dragging the two to hell. That's what you get for playing with a demon.
no lol
@@zuiivel5309 yes rofl
They maybe even had a chance for heaven
@@BeeWaifu n
@@bruhdosky8073 You need a soul to get to Heaven, and demons are known for bargaining in souls.
Change my mind:
*2020 is Alastor's Edgy Drama Show*
Won’t put it past him
His co producer is god
More like Ringleader Alastor's Circus of Wonderful Insanity
gru
"HAHAHA aaaaaah. So many orphans."
April 2024 people:
Here!
eeaa
Over here!
Ye dude
EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
The fact that TLT made this song and when Hazbin hotel finally got released, Sam Haft (1/2 TLT) is the one who made HH songs ❤
The instrumental in the beginning is also used in the show when husk talks about alastor being on a leash
Alastor: "You only live once"
Rasputin: "Are you sure about that"
In Western Countries, you go to hell.
In Soviet Union, hell go to you.
Cats: Am I joke to you?
@@Laurenhasithandled do you want my honest answer?
@@alphawolf7417 what is it
@@Laurenhasithandled probably yes.
Comments: *People actually talking about the video *
Live chat: *danganronpa*
true
And CHEEGG
@@nsfw_bread Now CHEGG IS LOVE CHEGG IS LIFE
Now it's chegg doesn't hate fnaf or chegg x fnaf lol
Bread
This song hits harder after we found out that Husk literally gambled his soul away to Alastor
This feels so good to listen to when Hazbin Hotel officially came out in January
Dad: are you winning son
Son: yeah, but I lost my soul
I see this as an absolute win!
o s h i t
Worth it
**Get Dunked On.*
Hell yeah gamers get it hell yeah
The way this song literally Predicts Husk and Alastor
Oml I Just realized that.... wow
"Come into my world, take a look at me
I am the nightmare on the dark side of the moon
I'm your first, last resort so call me
When you need a helping hand
Play your cards wrong and I'll see you soon
You lay your chips out on the table now
When you gamble souls, the house will always win
I'm double dealing in betrayal and I'm here to catch my payout
I hope it was worth the life of sin
Welcome to my world, take a look around
Inside your nightmare, deep beyond the mortal veil
You made a wrong turn at the crossroads
Now you're at the final episode, eternity with me in hell
Pleasure to play, how I enjoyed you
Suffice to say when I play, I don't lose
Collect on the debts that you accrued
It was such a gas, I really am amused"
This song suddenly slaps different after see the episode 4 and listen to this again after 2 years...
@@martinezmartinez8230 "nobody asked" 🤓
"when you gamble souls the house will always win"
I personally love that he used silhouette animation..
1:07 YOO THIS PART IS SO GOOD
I like to think the two humans are Husk and Nifty.
The woman was greedy and just wanted new stuff and materialistic things (How Nifty got her name)
The man wanted love, but eventually gave up and now is cold and uncaring (How Husk got his name)
I would love this to be canon
I think Nifty is younger herself, and she likes older boys
no. shes an adult. mid-30s, like angel dust.
@@iolosef
Bro I thought she was a child
Edit: This song is an inspiration of Alastor, but nice theory!
Actually seems like that's reversed nifty wanting love and husker wanting the money
“It’s almost like your flirting”
*OH ASHLEY*
AALLLLLLLL
HAH classic angel
OH, ALASTOR
WELCOME TO HAZBIN HOTEL ,WELCOME TO AL
@@torda1235 WELCOME TO YOUR LAST DAY OF FREEDOM
This is so incredibly nostalgic considering I remember watching it when it just came out, 4 years later we got the actual show and I couldn't be happier for this song
Absolutely love how you guys did an official remix of Poison.
“The world is a stage and the stage is a world of entertainment”-Alastor
-shakespeare
That IS true, the world is entertaining~
@@harrymerrifield7244 Shakespeare said that the actors are the people not the world of entertaiment thing
@@abieskyevalin1191 ah shit, still not an original line though,
@@abieskyevalin1191 from a song
Comments: I don't like this song. It doesn't suit Alastor
Vivzi: **screaming on Twitter about how this song is amazing**
Vivzi has a good taste of music 👌
Agreed
People have a weird vision of the fanon Alastor, not the canon Alastor. It's sad how toxic the fandom is starting to become, despite how young it is.
I think it's awesome!
@@winteraquarius1595 I'm not surprised. Fangirls are some of the most toxic brings on this planet.
It’s so sad time flies! This is so nostalgic 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 3 years ago!
Listened to your music for years and especially alot during Lockdown and I listened to this one alot so when I heard it again it gave me alot of nostalgia, The same as your older songs such as your FNAF ones, I just want to say thank you for your incredible music TLT
Alastor: Wanna play a game?
Victim: No
Alastor: My name is Alastor
Victim: Shit now I have to play
Lol
Funny 😐
@@WhatIsMyLif3 M
Meme, approved!
@@WhatIsMyLif3 ok mr funny, you tell a joke then 😐
Song: about Alastor manipulating people for their souls
Me vibing to the music: 🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🐬🐋🐬🐋🐬🐋🐬🐋
Mood
AGGRESSIVE TWERKING
PFFFT-
Devil to the Cuphead Brothers:
ITS THE SHARKS- *WHEEZE*
Its so great to look back at these now that the show actually came out awesome asf❤🎉
everyone before the show came out: he doesnt sound like him at all
me after the pilot comes out: THAT SOUNDS LIKE HIM EXACTLY
It does sound more like Gabriel's singing from the pilot
The Living Tombstone literally has every fandom song oml
You already know
What about Miraculous tales of Lady Bug and cat noir?(｡•́︿•̀｡)
@@elianyalcantara8251 *cough* gacha *cough* lol
@@paravalent7974 i'm just part of the Miraculous fandom (^～^;)ゞ lol
@@elianyalcantara8251 I watch Miraculous and I think it's good but I don't think it's worth a song honestly.
2:00
Living tombstone predicted Husk being an overlord LMAO
holly shit your right
Where?
@@bennedictnd1496the part where says “play your cards wrong”
@@bennedictnd1496 the line 'when you gamble souls the house is always wins'
“You made a wrong turn a the crossroads” he turn the wrong cards and lost (like if you take a wrong turn you get lost in real life)
Me who knows everyway to cheat in gambling and manipulation: Sure, I'll play.
My best friend who is a nun/exorcist: And I'll take care of him when you're done.
Alastor se fue al infierno por haber sido grasosos :'v
My favourite thing about Alastor is how he is always so calm that it's actually scary
Yeah
Hahaha Thnx
@@mrhopp6758 HE'S HERE- OH LORD
@@c0d3pixellette55 im not here to kill im just looking at stuf
I like he's design,personally and he's funny and this is only the pilot and he's already my most favorite cartoon character
Wanna play a game?
Victms: No
Alastor: My name is Alastor
Victms: Shit, now I NEED to play
a shit here we go again
Stolen
@@minshookiestudios3182 No one cares
Me: see you in hell Alastor
min shookie studio's No One Doesn’t Care, Almost Everything Is Stolen, So Shut Up
its been 4 years since this song was made now we got the show
Кое
One of my favorite Characters in Fiction and this one is definetly my favorite iteration of him
everyone's complaining about how alastor doesn't seem like alastor in this song or just complaining about those complainers, but like- can we talk about how the singer actually sounds like alastor?
maybe i'm stupid and the singer is the voice actor behind alastor but like- wow
edit :: yo i didn't make this comment about the clashing genres i made it about the singer
Dont say that about you, you are a great person that its just giving his opinion
He does indeed sound like alastor
alastor's voice actor is ed bosco, and his singing voice in the show is gabriel brown (black gryph0n), and in the beginning on the featuring page it shows vocals as sam haft so it's not his regular actor but he still absolutely killed it :)
It's how the two genres don't go together yes the lyrics fit the character but the mix of that and Metal do not go together well
The lyrics are also very much alastor like
*Alastor:* _"It's almost like your flirting"_
*Angel Dust:* _"Am I a Joke to you!?"_
"mmMaybe :)"
@@Persun_McPersonson he would-
Yes
@@Persun_McPersonson wh-
JAJAJAJAJAJA yes angel, stupid
THE VOICE RADIO IS LIKE REAL ALASTOR VOICE ACTOR
fr
Both have nasal voice 😏
How the fuck did this come out in 2021? It feels like I known this song for my whole life.
*_Alastor: * Talking about creepy things *_*
*_Later: SoRrY i DoN't MeAn To AlArM yOu_*
"May I speak now?" I mean he might be a murderer but he's got manners
@@rosenrot234 also follows the Coronavirus rule. "obey the 5 foot rule please.."
Professionals have standards
Lauren Ansell yes obey it
@@ericthecat9240 hi Alastor
You know what would make listening to this song better?
*jambalaya*
yes-😌
This deserves more likes
*_M Y M O T H E R_*
Why did this make me laugh- take my like
YES
Hello when this might be even more nostalgic
How did Bro nail Alastor's season 1 voice before it even existed
Skills
"when you gamble souls, The house always wins"
Jotaro: Tell that to D'arby
R-rRRRRRRRR-RRRRAISE?!
Darby when listening to that line: 👁👄👁 so that was a fucking lie
you mean: Barbie?
iS tHaT a JoJo ReFeReNcE?
Is that a jojo reference
Alastor : “Play your cards wrong and I will see you soon!”
Husk : *”well shit...”*
.-.DX
thats why hes in hazbin hotel
*Well shit indeed Husker!*
Y e s
This is basically how Alastor meet niffy and husk-
the play your cards part played as soon as I read this comment
I forgot this one existed and it's pretty cool The liveing tombstone predicted the show lol
He worked on some of the shows songs!
@@bonkbonk1015 yooooooo
@@bonkbonk1015All*
Found this song, found hazbin hotel, then watched it, now back again
Alastor: "You only live once"
William Afton: *evil chuckle*
William realising that his punishment is to be tormented by the very things he created eternally '__'
@@calciumperegrinusofthesala4024 and who the fuck is glitchtrap then??
@@theeastside7369 Dude, the game is messed up now. Glitchtrap, Vanny, Rockstar animatronics, I don't even know where Fnaf is going
@@brainstorm006 i think that William somehow escaped that hell,turned inmortal,and now is having fun??
@@brainstorm006 I’ve never played the games or read the books, I’m just keeping track with Game Theory.
Alastor in 1929: This is fun to watch
*Alastor in 2020: OH WOW THIS IS FUN TO WATCH*
Alastor in 2021: i would like to thank the the lord for the gift of 2020 and PRAISE JESUS
@@kingjj4116 no alastor hates the power of Christianity boi
@@MrBrick404 you are correct
@@MrBrick404 I caused 2020
@@MrBrick404 it made a deal and lost
“Play your cards wrong and I’ll see you soon.”
That hits different after hearing Husk’s backstory…
“Electric guitar solo” (in credits)
All I could think of is the one part from hell is forever where adam is just,
“GUITAR SOLO F*CK YEAH”
Vaggie: "I know your game!"
Alastor: "Oh so you've heard this song already?"
💀
69 funny number
@@Yu_nahiwin NO! GOD FUCK NO!
@@Yu_nahiwin NO
It would be hilarious if this was an actual moment in Hazbin Hotel
....
“Well I’m starved who wants some jambalaya?!”
I LITERALLY STARTED MAKING REFERENCES AFTER THIS VID BUT THIS IS GOLD
My mother had a great recipie for jambalaya, in fact it almost killed her! The kick was straight out of hell! Wo- ho! I'm on a roll!!!
@@kodykhaliq1451 My mother one showed me an wonderful recipe for jambalaya! In Fact, IT NEARLY KILLED HER! YOU CAN SAY IT KICKED HER RIGHT OUT OF HELL! OHOHOH, I'M ON A ROLL!
@@der_saftmon well that's better...
Sound great to me
People without taste: POISON IS THE BEST SONG!! NO INSANE!!
people with even the slightest bit of taste: this masterpiece
Lil reminder that all tastes are different
@@FluLemishyeah honestly all songs in hazbin hotel are amazing I’m just saying this song needs more attention
3 years after the release, this is still a banger song
Yup
The comments : STOP SAYING THIS DOESN’T FIT ALASTOR-
Me : *TRYING TO FIND COMMENTS THAT SAY THAT*
[darling in the franxx reference goes here]
True story!
Chimkin Nugglet okie c:
WHY ARE WE SHOUTING
I found one oml-
The Living Tombstone: * Creates a song for a fandom without being asked *
Fandom: * Complains happily *
Hi Lumine.
@@fireylegacy2396 Hewwo!
I feel so called out rn
@@fumarc4501 OwO sorry
@Lapis Lazuli never apologize for being right.
0:45 "why it's almost like your flirting" hahahah! BET
LYRICS BECAUSE I FELT LIKE IT
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I've got a game I wanna show you
If I tell you my name, you'll have to play too
I've been here for years, biding my time
Waiting and primed until I could find you
Just sign on a line and we can be friends
I'll be here for you until your world ends
Enjoy all your toys, I will supply
You only live once and you'll be mine the
Day you die, I'll have my payment
Your eternal soul's enslavement
Did you divine our dark arrangement?
You were lovely entertainment
The dark desires you've been serving
You can bet that you're deserving
No regret for who you're hurting
Why, it's almost like you're flirting
Come into my world, take a look at me
I am the nightmare on the dark side of the moon
I'm your first last resort so call me
When you need a helping hand
Play your cards wrong and I'll see you soon
Sorry, I don't mean to alarm you
If you ask me to stay, I would be charmed to
You all have such cozy little lives
How do you survive like that, I wish I knew
But you've got a lovely little secret
You're tired of feeling awful small, SO YOU
Give Mr. Alastor a call to make a deal
Because you're hungry
For the sights, you wanna see them,
Earthly delights, you feel you need them
Your appetites, I'll help you feed them
I'll be your sweet radio demon
And once your hunger has abated
Don't forget your friend who waited
Watched as you endulged your thirst and
Did I mention that you're cursed?
Come into my world, take a look at me
I am the nightmare on the dark side of the moon
I'm your first last resort
So call me when you need a helping hand
Play your cards wrong and I'll see you soon
You lay your chips out on the table now
When you gamble souls, the house will always win
I'm double dealing in betrayal
And I'm here to catch my payout
I hope it was worth the life of sin
Welcome to my world, take a look around
Inside your nightmare, deep beyond the mortal veil
You made a wrong turn at the crossroads
Now you're at the final episode, eternity with me in hell
Pleasure to play, how I enjoyed you
Suffice to say when I play, I don't lose
Collect on the debts that you accrued
It was such a gas, I really am amused
Have a dark thought, I'm right beside you
A casual whisper just to guide you
Look over your shoulder and I'm gone
Remember this song and I bid you adieu
Can't wait to see how many people end up thinking this is canon and that the two people are Husk and Nifty
It's already happening
Josuke Higashikata The legitimately already happened I saw a comment saying that exact thin
I'd say he probably does have a deal with nitfy, which is why he summoned her without providing her anything in return, while Husk's deal was simple, work at the hotel for cheap booze.
now that i think abt it-
I thought that was supposed to be adam and eve honestly loll
Edit: I KNOW IT ISN'T ACTUALLY THEM BUT THAT WAS MY FIRST THOUGHT 🤣🤣
"The world is a stage! And the stage is a world of entertainment."
" *did i mention that you cursed?* "
I replied to break this reply chain before it happened because haha I go *BRRRRRRRRRRR*
Oh hell no the radio demon himself is here
Wanna be.
Father why do you ignore me
if the house always wins is it because a circus is a house and Alastor is a circus who lets people in to touch his urine?
I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE
Don't bring that here I've seen that shit enough on tiktok
Remember being obsessed with this song in 2021
“I want to watch the scum of the world struggle to climb up the hill of betterment, only to repeatedly trip and tumble down to the fiery pit of failure.”
-Alastor
Alastor does something creepy or evil
Alastor:well I’m starved
*Want to
*he's dapper as pHuCkK*
Aha! Quote me! That’s what J say every time I see an orphanage!
WeeGail6 Indeed I am!
@@alastorhazbin8577 "Why I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929! Hahahahaha soooo many orphans~"
After watching episode 4 I must say this aged like WINE omg no wonder vivzipop loved it!
Finally the show is actually out😂😂😂😂
I also thought of this song when I saw it XD 😆
Aww really she did?
Hope it gets added in the show
"When you gamble souls the house will always win" who could relate to that
So with the show being out and Living Tombstone writing music for the show, does that make this technically canon?
Headcanon accepted 😂
I just realized that I listened to this song before watching or knowing anything about Hazbin Hotel. 😂
Me too!!
I dont understand why people are saying this doesnt fit Alastor he is a dealmaker even in the pilot episode that he likes to make deals while he may not be able to be summoned but he seems the kind of guy to find sadistic entertainment in watching people and double crossing them for thier souls
Some don’t want to learn and just get likes and comments to look popular
It's just that the Chorus is too "Five Nights at Freddy's". The rest perfectly fit him, I believe.
@@tiramocha5187 That is EXACTLY what went through my head. When it just shows his face during the chorus, the lyrics and voice remind me so much of FNAF it just makes me unable to take it seriously, or think it's good. The rest of the song though? Mostly amazing, with just a few rhymes of questionable quality.
Everyone says this
But I see no comments saying this doesn’t fit him
"while he may not be able to be summoned"
Is that even true though? Alastor seems like someone who would humor being 'summoned' if he thought it'd lead to an entertaining situation for him.
If he found 1929 amusing, he would be having the time of his life right now
Yep
Yeah.
Yep
*so many orphans*
Truth
Okay my theory right now is that Alistair has an asmodean crystal some how and he can actually go out to Earth unlike most sinners
Oooo I actually forgot about that crystal this is a good theory! But what if he has the power to go to earth normally and that’s where he was the 7 years and he was just collecting souls to play against someone or something?
@@odalyshernandez3062 I think that would be really cool but it's established so far in the Canon that the only way to go to Earth is it either if you are a angel or if you have an asmodean crystal
I love how they made cursed rhyme by making it curs-ed.