My son asked me to get him a dirt bike for Christmas, I asked him "do you not realize it's Monday?" Then turned on this podcast, he was a little upset but it's the best Christmas present I could've possibly given him.
If you have the means to get your son a dirt bike you really should. The hours of fun he can have are amazing and on top of it you can use it as a great way to bond. If something breaks you two can work on it. Dirt bikes have brought my dad and I together. Merry Christmas!
A flying golden retriever head with tentacles is scarier than the Thing. No kid will stay up to see Santa, parents are locking their kids in windowless rooms for Christmas. 😂
One of the few female listeners on here and I absolutely love yall. My husband and I have loved Forrest's shows and thennnnnn I discovered this podcast and I havent stopped listening for the past three days. Thank you for making my work days more entertaining 🤣
I know this is late but thank you for shouting out the year without a Santa Claus, I used to watch it every year on ABC with my family and also loved the Miser brothers they were my favorite!
Any time a bear does a movie run, it’s not chasing ANYTHING 😂 when they run they grab the earth with their claws at full extension and rocket forward like it’s what’s spinning the earth
"What goes on with animals during Christmas time that's different than any other time of year?" Is one of the best quotes of the pod ever in my opinion. Fantastic stuff. Happy Days boys!
My favorite Christmas movie is totally Home Alone also while I don’t know who I want to deliver my Christmas presents it can’t be Pat because I don’t live near the ocean
My slay animal would be a body of a polar bear to withstand the frigid wind temperatures at altitude, the head of an angler fish to help santa find his way in the snow like rudolph and the ability of an electric eel to recharge santas gps and mobile
I caught mommy kissing Santa clause is about a child who caught his mom kissing his dad who is dressed as santa... like what the fuck is wrong with you.
I was multitasking and listening when outta nowhere Forrest said, "today Biden died." My head turned so fast I damn near gave myself whiplash😂
Best day ever... could've been..
😂
If only we were that lucky
As a female listener I liked the video when you talked about the dumb vag rocks. You guys are the best, thank you for the laughs.
No shot you’re a real girl. You weren’t born a girl were you?😂 I’m jk, but you’re the only one bro😂
Agreed as a female listener. It was hilarious
Agreed 😂
Body of a Chinchilla, face of a Quokka, humour & voice of Gabriel Iglesias (Fluffy!)
Ernest Saves Christmas. Best christmas movie ever
National lampoons Christmas vacation is a great Christmas movie
Looked it up, the "I saw mommy kissing Sanya Claus" song is about a kid catching his mother kissing Santa Claus, his father
My son asked me to get him a dirt bike for Christmas, I asked him "do you not realize it's Monday?" Then turned on this podcast, he was a little upset but it's the best Christmas present I could've possibly given him.
If you have the means to get your son a dirt bike you really should. The hours of fun he can have are amazing and on top of it you can use it as a great way to bond. If something breaks you two can work on it. Dirt bikes have brought my dad and I together. Merry Christmas!
A flying golden retriever head with tentacles is scarier than the Thing.
No kid will stay up to see Santa, parents are locking their kids in windowless rooms for Christmas. 😂
One of the few female listeners on here and I absolutely love yall. My husband and I have loved Forrest's shows and thennnnnn I discovered this podcast and I havent stopped listening for the past three days. Thank you for making my work days more entertaining 🤣
For Christmas movies, "a Christmas story" and "the Muppets Christmas carol"
Definitely picking a bald eagle head, grizzly bear body, gift of flight. The most American reindeer ever lol 😂
A Nightmare Before Christmas
A Charlie Brown Christmas
Scrooged
Definitely behind on this one, but a Muppet Christmas Carol is a MUST
Thanks!
Mayhaps, Santa is the father? Lol. I always took that as the kid thinking it's really Santa and not just his dad delivering presents in costume.
I know this is late but thank you for shouting out the year without a Santa Claus, I used to watch it every year on ABC with my family and also loved the Miser brothers they were my favorite!
Kevin Bloody Wilson has a version of Santa kissed mum under the mistletoe. 😂😂check it out😂
Using this pod to offset the fact the my inlaws are on their way over. Thanks guys.
a christmas story played all day on christmas when i was a kid. love it still.
Thank you guys, had a really bad mood and was down, you helped me today to go through
Pats Santa will definitely be drinking Natty Ice and wearing wrap around sunglasses while he delivers presents shirtless
how does retep always sit criss cross like that for 90% of pods hahaha my knees would fuckin kill
“Rise of the guardians” and “Klaus” are objectively the best holiday movies
love from belgium
This podcast is awesome! Forest had me cracking up when he said Bidan died!
We support your work Forrest! Hit us up if you're ever in Tampa!
Pat looks so grumpy at 52:00 he’s like a sad elf whose wife just cheated on him with the 12 dwarfs from Snow White.
Best christmas movie ever..
BAD SANTA!
Molerat with piano=the sequel too spaceballs?
Bad Santa is a great Christmas movie
Some turtles definitely overwinter under the ice. Garden State Tortoise has some cool footage of multiple species moving under the ice.
Can’t believe no one picked a chinchillas body and a pug face, special ability of Michael Jackson. Winning! Lol
LOL😂 I choked at the jade egg sidebar
Peter’s battle royal animal definitely wins!
A Christmas Story beats all those movies with a stick.
The Polar Express is my favorite Christmas Movie for sure
Its a woodland critter Christmas
Any time a bear does a movie run, it’s not chasing ANYTHING 😂 when they run they grab the earth with their claws at full extension and rocket forward like it’s what’s spinning the earth
Just got still alive for Christmas excited for the read
My guys, “he sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake” that means children can’t catch him
Body: Sugar-glider
Head: Panda
Celeb Trait: Intelligence and musical ability of Brian May
If you guys came out with a Christmas DC I would buy a copy so fast
My stocking stuffer would have the body of a ferret, the head of a sand cat, but critique my food like Gordon Ramsey
I wonder how many weirdo guys purchased Gwyneth Paltrow's "Gwynnie's sniz" scented candles..
Animals clearly give each other gifts for christmas obviously, wrapped with a bowtie and all
And they only use brackish bow ties
@@kennywingard3709 ong yes 🤣
My favorite Christmas movie is
A Christmas Story
I am a female listener (one of many I’m sure) and I really got a kick out of hearing you guys talk about jade vagina eggs! Love you guys!
Y'all should of talked about " emmet otters jugband Christmas!"
Year without a Santa Claus is #1
"What goes on with animals during Christmas time that's different than any other time of year?" Is one of the best quotes of the pod ever in my opinion. Fantastic stuff. Happy Days boys!
“Snizz egg” 😂merry fucking Christmas guys also Forrest how did you know a snowflake Is the cocaine emoji
My little stocking animal would be body of a feather tailed glider, head of a spectacled flying fox, and wrestling moves of john cena
Merry Christmas 😂you do have female listeners and those eggs r great to for doing kegals and strengthening the cervix.
With forests time off it will be nice to get some guests back in. Or a throwback episode of CYBTSM? 👀
As one of ur few female listeners, I tuned in hard at the egg convo
absolutely hilarious battle royale
Tim allens santa claus, home alone 1&2 and jingle all the way
By The rules of the game the sea ape abomination can fly as well, definitely my pick 🤣
I was literally watching police body cam footage on Facebook right before coming here
MERRY CHRISTMAS NERDS!🥳😘
Love your work. Love from South Africa
Nightmare before Christmas bros!
Looks good guys❤😊😊😊😊
My respect for forest for going dogs out 📈 might just be me ahahah
I’ve been to Parc Omega (the wolf hotel) and it’s great. Even if the animals are captive.
My favorite Christmas movie is totally Home Alone also while I don’t know who I want to deliver my Christmas presents it can’t be Pat because I don’t live near the ocean
Can’t wait 🎉
Bad Santa!
You guys rock!
Body: farret
Head: slow loris
Celeb personality:Norm McDonald
A CHRISTMAS STORYYYY
My animal would have the head of a quokka, the body of a lemming, and the giving you money of Mr. Beast.
Aw man I wish it could’ve been a live
great pod as always and you guys should try to get casey anderson on the pod.
Jack Frost(1998) the one where Michael Keaton dies immediately
My slay animal would be a body of a polar bear to withstand the frigid wind temperatures at altitude, the head of an angler fish to help santa find his way in the snow like rudolph and the ability of an electric eel to recharge santas gps and mobile
I DEMAND a Patrick DeLuca Christmas album. I will pay top dollar.
lol Lacey is from my town. Her cousins are 2 minutes down the road from me
Am female. The idea is to strengthen the pelvic floor to prevent inconvenience...
Check out Christmas Chronicles (the first one) 🔥🔥🔥
fennec foxes can be super sweet. but yeah, unless you have a huge enclosure, say goodbye to hpw nice your house is😅
Lethal weapon 1
As a female viewer, this was super funny
Wouldn't the Sperm Whale reservation technically be a Sperm bank?
Not a “fun” movie but the new darker version of The Christmas Carol from a couple years ago on FX is really good.
The Dad was Santa
How has Forest never talked to Steve Rinella
Grinch, but the animated
..... the best christmas movie is and always will be Die Hard.
56 Female here. You totally would love the reason a woman would have a marble egg😂
Forrest why the heck that leatherman sooooo expensive??? From Indiana btw🫵🏻
You do have female listeners. I binge watch your podcast
Dare ya to watch 'Await Further Instructions'. Great xmas horror. Not family-friendly.
Jingle all the way with arnold
I caught mommy kissing Santa clause is about a child who caught his mom kissing his dad who is dressed as santa... like what the fuck is wrong with you.
Born n raised Simi🤘💯
Take notes Gwyneth Paltrow
retep check out adam sandlers eight crazy nights, most slept on christmas movie ever
Reindeer Games!
You have female listeners 😂😂
i have the same EXACT pajamas as forrest im now going to put them on