Bijuu and his wife sitting in a tree talking about a divorce, she has papers you see! Edit:thanks for 278 likes. I forgot I ever made this 2 years ago.
When u started talking about Crush Crush I rushed on the web and looked up Crush Crush then I am ADICTED to the game now! Thanx Mike!(In a nice way)~Your Scrub
I know Crush Crush since a while ago, i only watch this video now.. idk this for a long time, but definetely one of the best clicker games, it also makes me have less random Crushes on real girls, so according to my friends, this game is good for me
Yandere-Chan with Eyepatch: Hmm...where are those cheaters? Mike: Oh Yandere-Chaaaan... Melissa: WHAT?? I WANT A DIVORCE! Yandere-Chan with Eyepatch: Well uh...that was fast
I played this game when it first game out because I randomly found it and got obsessed. And then I ended up getting all the data erased somehow and I wanted to die. Whenever I watch your videos of this I silently cry
Tell me, tell me, please. Is this what I think, or is it just me? Don't wake me up from this sweet little dream, where we'll be together forever. We're never gonna be apart.
Me: **plays a weird other version of yandere simulator on iPad** Crush: **leans over** *ScHoOl GiRl siMuLatOr* hah why are you playing an *AniMe* game? Me: =_= **ignores him** My mind: SKSKS OML HE SO CLOSE Also my mind: MAN DUDE YOU PLAYED DRAGON BALL Z AND THATS ALSO AN ANIME GAME SKSKS
Hey Bijuu have you played To The Moon yet? I feel like you'd like that game, it has a great story. Plus it was announced recently that there's going to be a movie adaptation, it hasn't been specifically announced which company is making it yet but apparently they're a big name in the Japanese animation industry, so hopefully that's a good sign.
There are actually a lot more pins now for the game. Also you can actually beat the game now. Though, there is going to be a knew girl called Darya. There are also event exclusive outfits.
This might sound weird but I vomited today I stayed from school. I love school I was sad and I watched your video made me laugh so I hit the Bell where's my scrub of the day
Hi Bijuu😊 Your vids are soooo amazing....also you😊you are also amazing, anyways just wanna say you are the best gamer and youtuber ever! Everytime I watch your vids your reactions always makes me laugh hihi😅 also the games that you are playing are sooo amazing espicially Yandere simulator I really love that game! But.... Can I request something? Can you please play slendrina? It''s scary but fun to play at the same time😊 BTW my name is Jade 12 yrs old turning 13 at Sep 12😊 Also I am from Philippines😊 I hope you see this comment I really love your vids and you😊 Best youtuber ever keep it up😊
Tell me tell me pls is it what i think or is it just me dont wake me up in this sweet little dream where'll be together forever we never gonna be apart -natsuki sings doki doki forever song by OR3O-
Sino Si Mar? Will it be okay, if I express my love for you this way? No matter what you do or what you say, we'll be together, forever. We're never gonna be apart. -Sayori-
show the other side of the pillow Mijuu...
Razzbowski dm me
Bijuu Mike pls show ir
OMG ITS PAPA RAZZ VS. HGHLIGHTER MIKE WHO GONNA WIN
wow
Ehhhhhh , razzy boi
Michael was also found crying on the street ‘OH MOIMOIMOI’ after he was kicked out of the house.
The beggining is so... Perfect...
Lolololoo
Ramuneるいか I know
NO ITS SAD!!!
Also I'm 8 and have ADHD so that's why I'm like this
By th you know what? I'm going to shut up
Kid: when i grow up, im gonna be a astronaut
Me: when i grow up, im gonna marry yandere chan
That's not fair I wanna marry yandere Chan too
Ya'll wanna mArrY mah TwIn
Shes yandere chan😅
@@DoumasLover4life grr you wasted five seconds of my time trying to figure out what you mean
Qara Da Unicorn don’t be mean to my cute bean!
“I have a pillow of you” at that point I died laughing
Husj huj
this didnt age well
@@jay-hh3jd why?
Razzbowski is actually talking to mike
Mike, I think you need to make a kickstarter to fund an upgrade for the box you're living in. XD
Who else thought of ddlc when he put "Lets be together forever" in the thumbnail?
Just me? alright...I'll leave....
No. You are not alone. I did to XD
Rin Yumiko i did
Rin Yumiko let's be together forever we're never gonna be apart!
me fifth
WE'RE NEVER GONNA BE APART!!!!!
Ayano: Tee hee! You’ve got such strong hands , Senpai, I bet you can strangle anyone!
Bijuu the Gangster; CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
xD
🤣
😂😂😂
Cool
This comment made me fall off my chair
Not only that Ayano. HE CAN STRANGLE YOU WITH A SALAD IN HALF A SECOND
Me : u had a wife
Natsuki : I didn't know that either
Oh shit info-chan I still need those photos for my SenPaI
Info Chan x ??? :O
@@Zoroswife-mx5oe info chan x her chair
@@liao7912 info chan x her glasses :>
Bijuu and his wife sitting in a tree talking about a divorce, she has papers you see!
Edit:thanks for 278 likes. I forgot I ever made this 2 years ago.
Okay I have to admit that super funny XD
“Don’t take my scrubs or my waifus!” Buy one of these and get divorce too!
HAH I HAVE NO WIFE CUZ IM A LONLEY WEEB AND HAVE ALL THE WAIFUS I NEED
XD
Admitting it, the emoji ruins it, but good joke.
*Your Gacha profile pic makes me disturbed because of... the fandom*
Crush Crush, Hush Hush. What next, Blush Blush?
THE CRUSH SONG VIBES-
No it's *crush crush crush.* so YOU WRONG THEY NEED TO BE BURNED FOR RUENING IT
Nope Pussy Pussy
Mush mush
Lush lush
Clarence is red
Earth Chan is ( 70 % ) blue
Eat your salad
WE NEED THE VEIWS!
I will not stop until I get Scrub of the day
MineCraft 4days Lol you always say that. XD
OMG your everywhere
MineCraft 4days That was nice
XD
Fuck
That was so sad almost makes me want to delete myself...- wait
Monika, u r sooo evil, ur on my list of ppl that I actually like.
Bijuu: I’m so um glad my wife isn’t here she would divorce me so fast
His wife: I wanna divorce
Bijuu: **small laugh in the background**
When u started talking about Crush Crush I rushed on the web and looked up Crush Crush then I am ADICTED to the game now!
Thanx Mike!(In a nice way)~Your Scrub
I know Crush Crush since a while ago, i only watch this video now.. idk this for a long time, but definetely one of the best clicker games, it also makes me have less random Crushes on real girls, so according to my friends, this game is good for me
There's 2 D's in Addicted
RIGHT!!!! I did the same and so far I'm up to Bearverly THX BIJUU
It's also on android and iOS
A huge fan of ur TH-cam channel has entered the building
UndertaleFan12383 Forever I'm a undertale fan too
boss gamer UNDERTALE FOR LIFE
"I WAaNnTt A dIvOrCe!"
Why did his wife come in and say she wanted a divorce
When in doubt turn your dakimakura inside out. It's helps trust me..
Sylvia This has nothing to do with the vid, but.....BANGTAN SEONYEONDAN
Chau Nguyen Ah I see another Kpop fan!~
YASSS IVE MOVEN ON TO KPOP
Chau Nguyen Kpop is the source of power. It gives lifeu.
Jimin: I love my eye
door:"ding dong"
Bijuu Mike:"oh someone knocking on the door"
Michael:*marrying anime girls*
Me:
*EXTREME WEEB POWER*
Yandere-Chan with Eyepatch: Hmm...where are those cheaters?
Mike: Oh Yandere-Chaaaan...
Melissa: WHAT?? I WANT A DIVORCE!
Yandere-Chan with Eyepatch: Well uh...that was fast
Lol
XD
JOĹĹĹĹĹĹL
Now I'm thinking bijuu Mike with a anime suit when he is in his marrige
patato the kawai btw im not hating
Oops sorry
*Wife*
patato the kawai YASS
Melissa is gonna divorce the salad ?!! 🥗
Nuuuuu
His wife is so mean to him i dont like it
0:57 *Mio speaking*
Me: That's what's called love at first site, children.
Pun intended.
16: She said... " I wanted Divorce!" I HEARD THAT!!!
I'm so happy your back playing the game!!
CRUSH CRUSH THAT LIKE BUTTON (ON THE VID)
Edit:wOAh
Staysmooth Booth you like watching Funneh too
They didn't divorced!!!!
You don't say
who is he married too
I think at the start I think I saw the wife laughing when she said she wanted a divorce
Its a joke! JEEZZZZ
No crap Sherlock
6:33 Something was floating or flying on bijuu Mikes t-shirt if you don’t believe me see for yourself
infinity_Master O.o oh my god
A fly?
infinity_Master What The......Heck is That?! Thanks for pointing that out pal
infinity_Master. I don't get it you must have a better eyesight than i do😕
Yandere Simulator Fan it's a fly
14:41
I bet she’s Monika in disguise just trying to get you again!
Am I the only one who thought of the crush song Issa twaimz made.
.
.
.
.
Hush hush hush, blush blush blush, u r now my big fat crush
Girl Games i'm single as i can be your single perfect for me
ItsJennie YAZ
Girl Games hey me too
Girl Games I'm gonna give you a bunch of reason why you should date me! 👌
Girl Games omg crush song lol xd
Scrubpai? Are you cheating on me?
Monika on you?! With me? Hm
Heyyyy
*sigh* ok guys you can't all be Monika
uhhhh... no 😅
Bijuu Mike better not be
The weeb showcase should be a TV program
....
He might as well make it a series on this channel
…….…
Welcome back to Weeb Showcase!
Should be a series
**sees thumbnail**
Me: 🎵We'll be together forever we're never gonna be apart🎵
Ayyyy
"Lets be together and we'll never going to be apart!"
DOKI DOKI!
Aira Almira
BROKI BROKI
I love doki doki but why did I say okie doki
Going?
Marrying Yandere Chan? What could go wrong?
Guy Kusano *everything
Everything! Things that can make Chuck Norris drop a deuce.
Probably everything
Nothing.
For me
Guy Kusano she kill him
Wow its been a lil while
Pffffft I actually was playing crush crush before you uploaded this 😂😂😂😂 Edit: Senpai Noticed me!!!
Ayano: lets be together forever
Mick: HISSSS!
Notifications:
*Bijuu Mike just took up half of the video talking about anime*
*LET'S BE TOGETHER FOREVER WE'RE NEVER GONNA BE APART~*
MY NAME SKEWERED
its we will be together forever we're never gonna be a part
Doki Aishi
The Bean QueenTM *DOKI DOKI*
Crybaby Okami MSP nope
You have like 4 new subs cuz I told my friends about u. Ur my favorite TH-camr EVER
Don't worry, you're not the only one who spends too much on anime figurines DX
when he showed the figure I was looking at you know... DEM EYEBALLS
MARISU REFERENCE
Them melons ya mean (dont try to woooosh me because y know i get the joke)
Omg I love Bonnibel's voice, she sounds like my OC xD
I played this game when it first game out because I randomly found it and got obsessed. And then I ended up getting all the data erased somehow and I wanted to die. Whenever I watch your videos of this I silently cry
*_LOW AND BEHOLD! NOTIFICATION SQUAD IS HERE!_*
Azantys Valeri hoi
x3
LAW AND ORDER love you bijuu
DUN DUH DUN DUN DUH DUHUHUHUH DUN DUN
*big strong hands*
*Y e s*
It sucks how Mike never finished this game, or did more videos on it 😔
Hello from japan!
Love your vids. Keep it up mijuu bijuu!
Myself ♡
is HANA in the video
HANA
*reads thumbnail* LET'S BE TOGETHER FOREVER WERE NEVER GONNA BE APART
One, by One, They only fall apart
Can it be undone? WHY. CAN'T. I. JUST. BE. THE. ONE. FOR. ONES?!
Tell me, tell me please!
We will be together *forever* we're never gonna be apart..
Tell me, tell me, please. Is this what I think, or is it just me? Don't wake me up from this sweet little dream, where we'll be together forever. We're never gonna be apart.
If i marry yandere chan i would get anything if she really loves me
Me: **plays a weird other version of yandere simulator on iPad**
Crush: **leans over** *ScHoOl GiRl siMuLatOr* hah why are you playing an *AniMe* game?
Me: =_= **ignores him**
My mind: SKSKS OML HE SO CLOSE
Also my mind: MAN DUDE YOU PLAYED DRAGON BALL Z AND THATS ALSO AN ANIME GAME SKSKS
Gacha Chiyoka oh I’ve seen that it’s so weird . Btw I’m so like that with my crush :3
😂
Oml the law and order thing xD
I love your channel especially cause you're so funny like too funny and I nearly fill a silenced room with everlasting laughter
MY NAME JEFFFFFF
So yesterday I was like hmmmm why am I not getting notifications. Then I clicked the button and oh there it is! 😂
When he stopped playing crush crush, I felt that.
Man, it's been a while since he played this, Crush Crush now has More girls, including some on the phone girls....
Ur vids no they are 👍👍❤❤ great
YourBoy Luke
I'm sorry I tried to ignore it but it *know........ Plz don't get angry I corrected you
Can you marry Natsuki? 😏
Guy Kusano no
Møñįkå - Just Monika Club
Just monika ♡
Gacha Maya! Just Monika 💖
Guy Kusano she is underage
(Put captions)
Hey guys me *Jim* can't welcome back!
Me: *._.*
2019?
Only me?
Ok :(
Why did the comments become a calendar my god jeez
2020
makku jido 2020.
No 2039
2020 pandemic
4:37 when I turn 18 I'm 13 btw I saw there other side on the internet I need to buy 1 of Peanut and another one of Quil
about unboxings...... i got may akibento box :) and I FLIPING LOVE DAT STICKER :3
Dat peson 101 tyyy
*the thumbnail oh lord*
"Lets be together forever we're never gonna be apart~"
doki doki forever
You are a good youtuber im french but i love your videos
As soon as the package showed up I automatically knew it was a sponser
Taro: Let me what you have
Ayano: A KNIFE!
Taro: NO!
RELATABLE
she will devorce me
wait wat the frick
Crush crush
The genderbent version of Mystic Messenger
Mademoiselle but Mystic messenger it's not a clicker
If Mystic Messenger was like this it would be tragic
Oh someone wrang the door bell? *Answers door*
*Monika jumps through door and fights yanderechan for bejju mejju*
Grumpy _girl-
Ayano vs Monika
**Top Ten Anime Battles Of All Time**
You say bijuu miju
Grumpy _girl 😂😂😂
Ayano vs Monika epic battle of all of anime battles.TBh I thin k Ayano will win.
Grumpy _girl lol
Bijuu Mike: This is a gaming channel!
Also Bijuu Mike: *unboxes half the video*
WAIT
I JUST REALIZED
AYANO has the same voice actor
as the person who created Seduce Me
How did I not know this
Oh well
💖💖My life is complete now💖💖
Btw 💖 u Michaela Laws
JUST *AYANO*
what are You doing with ya life, wait
What am i doing with my life
YAY MORE CRUSH CRUSH YOU PLAYED THIS SO LONG AGO WHEN YOU WERENT EVEN SALAD!
Ayano:Lets be Together Forever.
Me:we never gonna be apart XD.
Hahaha DDLC😂.
nice reference xd
TELL ME TELL ME PLEASE IS THIS WHAT I FEEL OR IS IT JUST ME
Ikr I was gonna say that
@@aubrey6664 Don't wake me up from this sweet little dream
;-;
We need 3 people to sing the every line of the doki doki forever song
We 3 can take a turn
(Sorry for my grammar)
My room:Normal
Weeb bijuu office:a mess of anime
My sister's room: HATSUNE MIKU FIGURES EVERYWHERE!! (Not kidding she does have them everywhere)
15:59 it was at this moment bijuu mike knew he screwed up
Hey Bijuu have you played To The Moon yet? I feel like you'd like that game, it has a great story. Plus it was announced recently that there's going to be a movie adaptation, it hasn't been specifically announced which company is making it yet but apparently they're a big name in the Japanese animation industry, so hopefully that's a good sign.
There are actually a lot more pins now for the game. Also you can actually beat the game now. Though, there is going to be a knew girl called Darya. There are also event exclusive outfits.
Can you please play hush hush on the cannel????
I'm glad that Ayano's voice actor in Crush Crush is the same as Yandere Simulator! Great job Michaela Laws!💗
1:55.
THEM EYES THOUGH
Natsuki OML MONIKA DELETED YOU HOW ARE YOU ALIVE
GIMME CUPCAKES!!!!
Can we marry baldi boi? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
noooooooo
Maybe (°_°)
Yes.
xD
MineTuber Zing that is way too far in the rabbit hole
I love you and all your amazing content
This might sound weird but I vomited today I stayed from school. I love school I was sad and I watched your video made me laugh so I hit the Bell where's my scrub of the day
a) i love this game
b) I hope Mike knows that Mio is the game’s creator’s self-insert character, she voices her too
I played and almost finished Crush Crush.
Omg I didn't know you had played it.
Iro best girl I love her
Hi Bijuu😊 Your vids are soooo amazing....also you😊you are also amazing, anyways just wanna say you are the best gamer and youtuber ever! Everytime I watch your vids your reactions always makes me laugh hihi😅 also the games that you are playing are sooo amazing espicially Yandere simulator I really love that game!
But....
Can I request something? Can you please play slendrina? It''s scary but fun to play at the same time😊
BTW my name is Jade 12 yrs old turning 13 at Sep 12😊 Also I am from Philippines😊 I hope you see this comment I really love your vids and you😊 Best youtuber ever keep it up😊
Waahhw thanks for hearting my comment I really appreciate it Arigatou😊
Senpai NoTiCe mE plEase 🙏🙏🙏
I have lieked and scrubscribed to you salad senpai
LOL Unicorns SLENDPIE DUN DUN DUN
lol wut
LOL Unicorns salad+senpie= SLENPIE DUN DUN DUN
Oh so this is what the C in the easter egg room is from! Thank you!
> sees him playing
>remembers I haven't played in a while
>ohsh-eanman.gif
> _natruto activated_
Never clicked on something so fast
Tell me tell me pls is it what i think or is it just me dont wake me up in this sweet little dream where'll be together forever we never gonna be apart -natsuki sings doki doki forever song by OR3O-
Sino Si Mar? Will it be okay, if I express my love for you this way? No matter what you do or what you say, we'll be together, forever. We're never gonna be apart.
-Sayori-
Actually Bijuu I do know the struggle for not having a book mark😂😂😂
I dont want to know what is in the other side 4:33