Brendan Schaub... The CALL BEFORE THE STORM! | 10 Minutes of Schaub #68
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- Cooney came back from da east coast sunday so no song this week! Business as usual next week! thank you all!
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Call before the storm might be my new favorite! I wonder how many times I can slip that into a conversation before I lose a friend.
Just one time I’d love to hear someone ask him…what does call before the storm mean? And genuinely ask him to explain it. He just has so many sayings wrong, I’d love to see his wheel spin when he actually thought…yea what does call before the storm mean?
🚨 BONER ALERT 🚨
No Intro song..I've been waiting 7days a week for that
They only do the custom intro songs on the patreon now..
@@jarredfugleberg3994😢
@@jarredfugleberg3994it’s not on the Patreon either
What is wrong with you
Sorry.. I know it's a polarizing topic.. but do you know who else wouldn't like the intro songs?
One of the few weekly podcast/vids I look forward to every week. Dismantle that sausage-lipped redact! (From Scotland x)
Whoa B, don’t be so crossed cuz Shaub cancelled the UK
Scotland, great place, never been.
Brendan and Brian try so hard to get Joe to say, “You two
Should move to Austin.”
He won’t dare lol. “I need you guys in LA to hold down the comedy scene there”
They’d be beside themselves with ecstatic joy, braindead probably day dreams about living in awlstin so close to the “cawlmedy” don toe hogan himself
“Will he surprise us today? You better act gay” that’s what I always hear 😂
Same! I've always wondered what was actually said there
@@patrickscott2914 🤣
@@patrickscott2914same, b. I think it might be “you better ask chin”
You’re telling me that’s not what they say
Brendan Cooney The Ginger Papi
Yo when Geronimo said "bro I'm not the holy spirit " I died
Geronimo😂
RIP
Can’t believe Gerardo almost left the show that one time, lol this shit has come a long ass way from gringo papi 🔥 cheers boys
That woulda ben gertarded b
I hope 🙏 you guys get signed to PodcastOne! Keep working!! 👏 ❤
“Fucking Boringggg”that was great
33:52 my favorite part
8:27 ‘the Gerardo an the Bald’ 😂😂😂
Speaking them facts on Schultz
Idk if y’all have seen it but there’s a clip of Tom Myers doing an interview and he compares comedy to running into a burning building. It’s one of his best clips
I remember one time when Toe was headlining at The Comedy Store!! They didn’t have stool, so he cancelled the show.
This show brings me joy. I hope y’all hit 100k next year, b.
Beast of the show as always, cats!
Arent the cheers supposed to be tilted in towards each other not out ? Stop being so redacted and get with the prooooogram B
I can just picture the executives he pitched his special too looking at each other and saying who the hell is John Africa
Great show! You boys are rrrrruuuthlessss...Congrats on 8k thousand grand subs B!💪😆👍
Thanks b
Kast Media is going to sign you guys any day
Naming the waddurs on shulz, B!!
Call before the storm really highlights that it's not a speech impediment he literally doesn't know the words he's trying to say.
Callen and Schaub called Netflix 'extreme leftists who hate comedy' meanwhile they're releasing chapelle screeching about trans kids or rogan fucking a stool, Shane Gillis, Tom Segura etc
The only comedians with an audience of millions who aren't on netflix are bryan and schaub
Whitney Cummings, Amy Schumer, Dane Cook, Brendan Schaub, all four working together could not make a funny joke if their lives depended on it...
"balls deep in yelling at women" us def getting clipped!!!
Schaub is qualified for door guy, security, dishwasher and sink pisser.
👏👏👏
The singing over the talking is overwhelming to process. TY for making these; big fan, never meet you. ;)
I went to Legion of Skanks in Boston and Luis Gomez had the same closer but instead of saying mentally handicapped he used the hard R for Bapa
Stop singing over the chips dudes. Gonna give me a stroke bapa..
Glad too see you guys back at it. Thought Gerardo relapsed when no Sunday night TMOS
Good stuff ✌️
Solid episode boys
Nithe
1:06:22 the look on y'all faces during that breuer cringefest 😂
Inside the walls of marriage,, my body may be,,!! But my digg juice,, has set,, my soul free!! 🎶
GadooOOOooshhh!!
Everyone knows Tripoli still does rails of coke seven days a weeeeeek. Its puh-posterous to think otherwise, spicey spicey 🌶️🌶️
Cohmedy at its best, even though you got no merch.
Bryan joked like 5 times about stealing joes stuff. And selling it. Im sure he already does that
oh its the most call before the storm B 🍻chairs
RIP My airs when Gerardo covers BoyzIIMen
"he had his own opinion.. Sort of" 😂 baby steps b, in eny facet.
lmfao how did you guys find the exact same chairs!
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM wheres that from!?
Rambo 2! Bapa’s fave Arnie flick, saving those POWs. Wrinks loves Rambo3 cos it’s in Off-gun-is-tann.
Puig used to nail Brenda’s “girl” that’s why he clammed up
get a Bluetooth keyboard or something so Cooney can trigger the sound board thing also
8 inchs
Bapas.. hear me out... Fight companion, companion?? Us watching you watching bapa, watching fights!? 🔵✨💨
Bapa Lore 😂
I had a boxer dog growing up, my dad made me and brother fight it with gloves on. True story, be cool
What's in the box!?!?
Call the show messican with bald on top
1:09:32 “what’s a soap box?” 🤣 Perhaps the funniest moment from this pawlcass. We need a spelling bee between Geraldo and Bapa, tawlmbout major netwergg nowlbers for that B.
Usso 1:10:55 that’s comedian turned fascist, Nick DiPaolo.
I was giving a major speech last night. I had been preparing for a while. So I haven't had an opportunity to watch your content, as of late. Which only led me to become more redacted. But ereri guardless oh, I completely agree about the color scheme! I had the exact same thought! I was like, at least he's got that thing going on! Kind of dope! But the Hat! LOL!😂
Lol, did you drop any schaubisms in the speech?
To respond to you, I was going to eventually share this with you, but I am a doctor of Clinical Psychology. I was in a meeting based upon a testing I did for someone who is claiming ngri / Not Guilty by reason of insanity, and I was frustrated with the legal system and the judge and some of the other people that were helping him. And I informed the entire team on the top of my lungs, he is not redacted! He's dealing with other psychosocial issues! I totally didn't realize I said it, and then after I was done making my strong point, they just requested to know why I used that word. I just started laughing. But now you're getting me in trouble with my profession! You guys are f****** amazing at this s***, but now it's affecting my f****** personal life!
Yo Gerardo you should put some locking tuners on that Epiphone b.
Does Girardo wake up in the middle of the night exclaiming "All I do is lie to you!"?
If you go sober do you replace the hooch with a conspiracy theory rabbit hole? Asking for my Fox daddy, Gerardo
*watches 3 seconds of clip and talks for 20 minutes*
"Airtight let's watch the rest of this"
*plays the exact same 3 seconds of the vid again and talks for another 20 minutes*
"Alright let's finish this clip"
*repeat*
Ofish name-chnge of this show to:
"Beat Dead Horse"!
Ring tht rag out til theres Nuttin left but teeth + bones baby!!
CLASSIC!!😢😮
Not the bess brains for the arts hair, but I heard around the bistro that Puig used to walk Messican to his trugg before she met Big Brown🎲
Guys- go listen to minutes 30. Chaos. Don’t do it again.
Chairs bapas.
Jeff Dye is against mocking pedophiles
Great job guys!
Thanks b
Puig was caught on video with Bapas messican wifey after texts of him and other chicks came out. One of the times I should say😂
Loving the chars Bapas⁉️ Whadda we doing here⁉️ Bapas just goes 8 inches 7 days a week, but I heard it maming the whaddas both ways B.
You're chummin' the waters, b.
Be cool
Can we get a youtube review of django golds new special. Very few views but i thought it was very funny
My first time flying was free and I got to fly first class, my girl’s mother was a stewardess and so we could sit anywhere on the plane and there were plenty of seats in first class, so we sat there. Funny thing was, an older dude and what I assume was his daughter came up to us and said we were in their seats, they got on kinda late I guess, so we just moved in front of them, they gave us the wairdest loogs.
Vince Diesel coming up next week?
Man I get the chair thing but faaark sake why are they so unstable 😂😂
So the patreon gang got gadooshed
Chairs B 🍻
8:41 you should get somebody yo help you hang sound panels b.
The conspiracy is because tfatk hasn’t mentioned anything about podcast one or Theo’s beef with them and Theo eluded to some podcast of ppl he knows siding with podcast one to recoop some losses (podcast ain’t been doing too well b). Basically Schaub got conned, couldn’t find any other source of income or support and doubled down on the same guy who conned him the first time. Not sure if it’s true but it’s definitely something Schaub would do.
Thank god no intro song
My dad had a Australian shepherd cat that use to herd me and my brother.
If you're worried about to many comics then probably not good
Are u dudes talking about the stussy logo?????
🫘 🧀 🫘 🧀 🫘 🧀
Shwaab says “without further a Jew” for sure
Bryan is funny and you guys talk WAY TOO MUCH during the clips. 🤯🤯🤯
No song this week, ya blogbussa
I love how these have 4-5x the views anything Braindumb makes.
Today, I cursed at a woman under my breath, does that count? 😊
love you 2 wild and crazy guys. that being said i do get a little "triggered" by the way Cooney has no ability to auditory multi-task. if hes listening to a clip he cant hear or understand gerardo lol To your credit youre pretty honest about it when you miss something but there is some Gerald Gems that go unaddressed or unappreciated lol Again the only reason i notice is because both my messican and my work messican both do the same thing.
-Kratom
“Rules for thee, but not for me”… Obviously Bert was saying he acts like rules don’t apply to him, but he’s super quick “ta lite ya up” if you’re not following the rules. Like… it’s not your turn to board yet, follow the rules b. It’s first clasp then you lol. But Bert just does whatever he wants in EVERY situation. But he’ll scream at someone for parking in a handicap spot that’s not handicapped.
Has anyone seen the Netflix show The Ranch where Ashton Kutch plays a TV version of Schaub? He fucks up simple words and turns of phrase just like Bapa. A made for TV version of this magnificent idiot! It's uncanny how similar they are.
Puig used to go out with brenda's wife
That “fat voice” bit at 1:0:6:39 is a Patton Oswalt bit from either “my weakness is strong” or “talking for clapping.” Never thought that Jim Breuer was funny at all. Mostly only known for his stoner persona from “Half Baked” and it will make you wanna sit on a knife.
A 3rd fucking special? jesus
I think that was before Gringo Papi, I could be Bloggbussin tho, B
love it love it. scrABULA TIMES ten.
The way they talk about Burr, the way they talk about Norm, the way they talk about Chappelle, the way they talk about George Carlton….its cuz they are successful
Love the show, never seen it.
🙌👏🙏
Digg juice,, EVER HEARD OF IT?
Calling before the storm b
We don't do music daddy
Nuttin better than comedians crackin themselves up for an hour+! 😅
-The cornerstone for any successful comic😂😂 baby!
**Also havin to explain the funny part so they know when & what to LOL at, is George Carltin level- comedic talent!! 😅😅😂😂
Yall would curl up in a ball like cowards if brendan was in front of you.
You can't yell at a woman? They're strong and independent. If you can't take the heat, stay out of the shed, B.
Another great show, miss the song but all good if y'all quit doing it. Im just here with my umbrella in the call
Klaus schwabb is brendans dad obviously
Lol
that was one of the dumbest things i ever heard joe Rogan say .. those are not one of the hardest ways to make a living ... family members who do concrete , roofing , house cleaning , meat packing plants , work the fields ... beg the differ !
Be curse what he posstss.