This Wonderkid Is From Absolutely Nowhere

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  • @cstmollins
    @cstmollins 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +293

    Some say Zealand was a wonderkid before he stopped running 😢

    • @mephistowwww8816
      @mephistowwww8816 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Brilliant

    • @Aldiyawak
      @Aldiyawak 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      Legend has it that Zea ran quite a lot in his younger years.
      However, a collision with his teammate Niran Yesufu caused bad tidings for the both of them, with the former developing a trait to avoid running and the latter getting a knee injury.

    • @szilardenyedi2855
      @szilardenyedi2855 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Forehead started expanding and made his center of gravity less than ideal for diving. A truly tragic tale of a goalkeeper wonderkid.

    • @TheBigRedOutlaw
      @TheBigRedOutlaw วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@AldiyawakLol FNG reference based

    • @TheBigRedOutlaw
      @TheBigRedOutlaw วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Aldiyawaka legendarily bombastic knee injury

  • @faiazekabir7760
    @faiazekabir7760 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +139

    "I'm in the business of wonder kids"

    • @liamwesty1275
      @liamwesty1275 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      My favourite paramore lyric

    • @YingDat-z1x
      @YingDat-z1x 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Drake

    • @MonzennCarloMallari
      @MonzennCarloMallari 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Let's take it from the top

    • @ObobWobob
      @ObobWobob 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Zee Diddy

    • @maxphilly
      @maxphilly 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I knew it lol

  • @nyykSIUUU
    @nyykSIUUU 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +128

    He might be from nowhere but you are going nowhere. START RUNNING

    • @realcade
      @realcade วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      David Goggins level of motivation 🫡😭

  • @ToriTrak
    @ToriTrak 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +93

    when ur active on r/soccer and you already know 12-24 hours ahead of time what the next Zealandism videos will be about

    • @Toochillwill
      @Toochillwill 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      😂😂

  • @azdma7092
    @azdma7092 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +46

    Its like signing a player by looking up their PA in a FM tool/editor

  • @sleepyotto
    @sleepyotto 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

    City's new defense with him and Vitor Reis from Palmeiras can be insane. Here in Brazil, sometimes we call defense systems like City has today by "mother", because it is welcoming and accepting all forwards like a mother do with her son.

  • @ochilarry
    @ochilarry 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

    He’s literally a diamond from sierra leone

  • @ChenHung86
    @ChenHung86 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    Sierra Leona had a guy named Mohammed Kallon who played a decent amount of matches for Inter about 22-23 years ago, after that he won one AFC Champions League for Al Ittihad...

    • @skoczek777
      @skoczek777 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Wisła Kraków fans remember him pretty well

    • @giuseppelarocca2930
      @giuseppelarocca2930 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      You beat me to it ! Forza inter

  • @TheRadPlayer
    @TheRadPlayer 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +39

    Zealand's extension with Brentford is huge.

    • @imRehnzy
      @imRehnzy 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Nah no way lmao. The oldest 24-yearold in football

  • @FutBandit
    @FutBandit 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Juma Bah actually had a try out for Swedish team AIK 1 year ago before he went to Valladolid, but AIK didn’t offer him a contract, then he got a try out at Valladolid and they gave him a contract and that’s how he ended up there.

    • @realcade
      @realcade วันที่ผ่านมา

      Even more incredible

  • @hungchoonghow5857
    @hungchoonghow5857 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

    Greetings from Freetown, sir.

    • @samueltheman3012
      @samueltheman3012 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Salone has internet?

    • @MR_IG
      @MR_IG 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@samueltheman3012 it's called sierra leone 🇸🇱

    • @samueltheman3012
      @samueltheman3012 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@MR_IG that's the nickname

  • @EugenesBackpack
    @EugenesBackpack 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Sierra Leone has some names, but they represent european nations. Off the top of my head i can only think of the 3 former chelsea players chalobah2 and rudiger

  • @miloherdale1711
    @miloherdale1711 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Another Sierra Leonean player who's a local legend is idris kanu, now at Barnet. Was fire for Peterborough United a couple seasons ago

  • @vongunnar
    @vongunnar 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Zealand is such a scout he alrdy know a wonderkid who makes his debut in september of this year

  • @newadarirull
    @newadarirull 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I'm a RCD Espanyol fan, and the last game the team played was against Real Valladolid. It also happened to be the last game he played for them.
    He really impressed me. He's built like a tank, he was mostly marking Alejo Véliz who is also a not a small guy. I'm telling you he was playing like a veteran, not letting anyone through him, guys bouncing against him, the positioning was flawless, we looked him up and we saw "18 yo, wtf??" He was already pointing fingers to his teammates to cover the areas that were unmarked. I wasn't surprised City got him, he really looked like a good player. Espanyol won the game though 😁 Valladolid is not the best team in laLiga, could end up relegated.

    • @realcade
      @realcade วันที่ผ่านมา

      Seriously I looked him up and even if he’s 26 he’s still insane physically he shouldn’t be able to move the way he does at his size and build

  • @jc6087
    @jc6087 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    Zealand reminds me of a 💡

  • @JohnHolywell
    @JohnHolywell 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Hey Zealand as someone from West London my local club QPR have had a very good Sierra Leone international come through our books and has been here the last 20 years since 2005 and played 98 games in the EFL over the last decade since 2015 and has 17 caps for Sierra Leone although he was born in Westminster same as me so is second generation. Also Stephen Calker ex Tottenham, Liverpool and QPR defender now plays international football for them too. He also played for team GB at the 2012 London Olympics and has 1 cap for England.

  • @liamh1982
    @liamh1982 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Sierra Leone is one of those nations that is starting to explore its diaspora in an attempt to help improve its national team - Steven Caulker and Curtis Davies being the most notable examples (from a UK point of view at least).
    The most famous player who could have played for them via this method is almost certainly Ryan Giggs.

  • @ander_41
    @ander_41 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    You missed the whole thing going on with what man city are going to pay.
    He is as today a player of the B team, with a low release clause (around 10m€ I think). Valladolid had the option to renew him and his release clause would go up to 20M euros, which is what they were asking to sell him. But City will "buy" him for 0 euros and have to pay 6m in fines and compensations to Valladolid. They prefer paying these "fines" than paying his B team-menber release clause

    • @robbown164
      @robbown164 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      As a City fan, this is kind of sad, but I would also say it's not exactly like it's Pep or any of the actual team that are making those decisions, it's some shit-house corporate money manager that has to make that decision.
      So they'll get him cheap and I hope he's brilliant, but it's one of those things. That being said I'm always delighted on FM when I get to snatch someone on basically a free so hurray! Hah

    • @titolaksono7335
      @titolaksono7335 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      This

    • @jonathanisyeah
      @jonathanisyeah 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      This situation shows complete incompetence by the Valladolid board.

  • @jesusojeda7850
    @jesusojeda7850 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Remember that ManCity's money laun... I mean, business system includes buying players cheap to sell them later for profit even if they played literally minutes with them.

    • @SC-bc6tz
      @SC-bc6tz 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Ah yes classic money laundering, when you invest in something early and make a profit on it down the line. I money laundered my first house when the neighbourhood became gentrified. I probably should have done what everyone else does and listed it for half the price I bought it for though…

    • @jesusojeda7850
      @jesusojeda7850 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@SC-bc6tz Someone needs to explain to you the concept of intrinsic and extrinsic value and why things and services hold value, my friend. Let's assume you buy something for 10 USD. a couple of months later you want to sell it for 30 USD, and your only argument for why is it now more expensive is that it was in your possession for that couple of months. Also, just to add a bit of context, let's also assume that you have a high number of accusations of illegal activities- wouldn't you think it would be reasonable to have doubts of the legality and fairness of whatever trade you're trying to do?

    • @colonelcider8292
      @colonelcider8292 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      ​@jesusojeda7850 are we pretending that player values stay the same no matter if they improve or regress?
      Are you being stupid on purpose?
      Jack Grealish cost 100 million and is seemingly going to be sold in the summer. By your logic he's going for at least 105 million because City are money laundering.
      There are also players in the past which just dismantles your theory...
      City paid 60 mil for Cancelo, sold him for 21 mil :/

    • @jesusojeda7850
      @jesusojeda7850 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @ Because City doesn't profit from actual first team players... Did you read the part of my comment where I mentioned "playing literally minutes"? Do you know, for example, who Abdukodir Khusanov is? Or Ko Itakura? or Yangel Herrera? Check transfer markt to see how many players do you recognize from all the players that leave City every season (funny enough, last season weren't that many)

    • @colonelcider8292
      @colonelcider8292 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@jesusojeda7850 some laundering scheme thats only applicable for the smaller buys and sales.
      Are you being stupid?
      The reason why young player that don't make it to the first team sell for more than they are bought is because they are improving in the City academy, one of the best academy's in the country
      Players like Palmer and Sancho who in hindsight were massively under sold for.
      If this was laundering then they'd be selling players like Pamer for 40 mil without him performing at all

  • @doenil2614
    @doenil2614 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I'm in the business of wonder kids let's take it from the top, he's got a body like greek god and he's running round for Klopp

  • @kaziem
    @kaziem 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I heard he's from a fantastical and wonderful land called Zealand's Hairline.

  • @mrbigbrain236
    @mrbigbrain236 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    This Hairline Is From Literally Nowhere (can’t see it)

  • @R4lka
    @R4lka 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Obligatory Frank Ocean Sierra Leone mention

  • @thekrazyhatter5063
    @thekrazyhatter5063 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    And this Video literally helped him to get to Manchester City
    Thats how big Zealand is
    I think New Zealand should Consider giving you The Zealand Seal of Approval
    Because if you check his wiki You can say that city discovered him through this video And they have paid 24 Mil dollars to Valledolid for Juma and Juma had tried to breach his contract
    Man You the best Indie Football analist in the world honestly

  • @ButHearMeOut
    @ButHearMeOut 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    African wonderkid that looks 25. Alright, then. I'm interested

  • @FCBarcelona477cd
    @FCBarcelona477cd วันที่ผ่านมา

    This is nuts great video and perspective

  • @mms3732
    @mms3732 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Glad my country finally getting PR

  • @24burnaa74
    @24burnaa74 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I’m still waiting for zealand to talk about Sevilla lying about giving a player a trial . Patiently waiting

  • @drex5160
    @drex5160 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Why did they make fun of Nate for saying "wonderkid" instead of "wunderkind" in Ted Lasso? Found that a bit odd since there's nothing wrong with sayin wonderkid 🤷🏻

  • @masonpierce3086
    @masonpierce3086 วันที่ผ่านมา

    There's several player from Sierra Leone in the lower division of England.

  • @JackVatana23
    @JackVatana23 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I thought this channel is about New Zealand the first time I found on TH-cam 😂😂

  • @RichyRich89
    @RichyRich89 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Valladowleed

  • @isaacbobjork7053
    @isaacbobjork7053 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    My team Djurgården had a Sierra Leonese (is that how it is spelled?) player, Buya Turay, who scored the lrague winning goal for us. in 2019

  • @YingDat-z1x
    @YingDat-z1x 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Pep is now signing African and Asian players😮

    • @Zero_Requiem
      @Zero_Requiem 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I do not recall any Asian players

    • @gijspinxteren8637
      @gijspinxteren8637 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@Zero_Requiem khusanov

    • @Ben18338
      @Ben18338 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@Zero_RequiemKhusanov?

  • @xadoxd
    @xadoxd 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    im warning you to go run now

  • @ninjalectualx
    @ninjalectualx 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I watch a lot of la liga. This kid is for real

  • @evidencegk3128
    @evidencegk3128 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I’ve seen players that have the quality to play for too clubs in Europe they just need the eyes of scouts

  • @RMCFHERO99
    @RMCFHERO99 วันที่ผ่านมา

    this reminds me of Gift Orban. I’m pretty sure it was your video on him that put me on. he’s gos awful now

  • @lyonkennedy4892
    @lyonkennedy4892 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    So who do I believe now? Zealand or Zealandism?

  • @sinful9347
    @sinful9347 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Actually, Zealand, Juma Bah is from Freetown, Sierra Leone, and not "Absolutely Nowhere" check your facts ✅️

  • @ThomasYoung-rq7pq
    @ThomasYoung-rq7pq 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Should do another video on how man city are getting done for tapping the player up, another extra charge for em

  • @jamesh405
    @jamesh405 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    When FM25 comes out I am gonna have google “teen aged girls brazil” and it’s gonna be weird

  • @lukes472
    @lukes472 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    the titles cracking me up

  • @kartikwasade1010
    @kartikwasade1010 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    It's also good for man city to spread their fan base(out of England obv) to Africa

  • @isaacjones5687
    @isaacjones5687 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    To say sierra leone has no good players is harsh considering they have quite a few established players who play in the championship, league one, J league, serie B, israel and cyprus.

  • @meelooxavier6502
    @meelooxavier6502 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    7:25 yes, it is

  • @95zzz
    @95zzz 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Khusanov aint looking that proven and prem ready anymore now huh

  • @dujejakasa9004
    @dujejakasa9004 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Mohamed kallon played for inter was good

  • @brandonpeate3599
    @brandonpeate3599 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Zealand loves kids

  • @nelsoncarvalho6338
    @nelsoncarvalho6338 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I need your opinion on if Barcelona fouled the Benfica player on the build up to their winning goal

    • @averagebeetle
      @averagebeetle 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Ninguém quer saber

    • @nelsoncarvalho6338
      @nelsoncarvalho6338 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@averagebeetle You sportingista or q portista? It helps our coefficient if we get points.

  • @derfuchs13
    @derfuchs13 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Apparently he already signed for Manchester City after they paid the 6 millions clause

  • @sorrynotsorry8224
    @sorrynotsorry8224 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Given Spain's racism problem, I hope this kid isn't on the receiving end of it.

  • @zacharyhupert2388
    @zacharyhupert2388 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    On saturday if he inst already signed to city and loaned to rc lens he will play against real madrid (if he starts like he has before)

  • @napolean_ragland
    @napolean_ragland 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I skipped the rambling part but i know you mentioned freddy adu

  • @JMThought
    @JMThought 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Who gets the money? Well pissed :(
    Imagine what Freetong/Freetonians and Real Valladolid could do with even just a bit of a fee. Like the Bayern transfer is just bullying.

  • @thehappyone23
    @thehappyone23 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Kei Kamara at 40 years old and even he runs more than u

  • @SanFranFan30
    @SanFranFan30 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    wrong you are in the business of loans

  • @Tataandfarewell
    @Tataandfarewell 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    rudiger is sierraleonese

    • @AreEnTee
      @AreEnTee 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      No he's german

    • @aaronlewis7044
      @aaronlewis7044 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Sierra Leonean

  • @ISSaloia
    @ISSaloia 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Hey big head, aren't you going to roast barça and the ref / var?

  • @LiftandCoa
    @LiftandCoa 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    dunno man, it seems more like you are in the business of not running, zea

  • @ibs3036
    @ibs3036 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    🇸🇱🇸🇱🇸🇱🇸🇱🇸🇱🇸🇱🇸🇱🇸🇱

  • @aaronlewis7044
    @aaronlewis7044 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Also it’s Sierra Leonean not Sierra Leonese

  • @jekanyika
    @jekanyika 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I wish he wasn't going to city

  • @akunwanneprosper7016
    @akunwanneprosper7016 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Scout Africa for U18s

  • @ok-id5ve
    @ok-id5ve วันที่ผ่านมา

    you got a nice head on you

  • @Stfguac
    @Stfguac 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Speaking of governmental problems, your country is about to lose a century of societal progress 😢

  • @mephistowwww8816
    @mephistowwww8816 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    He will be very cheap. They can make a profit on him. A là football manager

  • @jackhurst8104
    @jackhurst8104 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Thats why I always scout africa for u18's on FM mobile 😂 got the next best young player in the world for 50k! 😂

  • @AndreyChichagov
    @AndreyChichagov 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    You should go back to your Sunderland supporting roots

  • @sebastianpatriksson7814
    @sebastianpatriksson7814 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I bought this dude on FM. He was shit, constantly performing badly in training and never developed 🤣

  • @ghxst.frevk0
    @ghxst.frevk0 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    it is actually pronounced with an L as the name comes from arabic

  • @manuelbarros4898
    @manuelbarros4898 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Z, just call the game sockball. It kind of works for and is annoying to both sets of fans.

  • @larsbaer3508
    @larsbaer3508 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That guy is 18 on paper but 25 in reality .... Age check should be mandatory in every medicin check ubder 21 years

    • @aaronlewis7044
      @aaronlewis7044 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Do you know him personally or just making stuff up?

  • @darkjudge8786
    @darkjudge8786 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    You did gloss over the fact that his team are bottom in La Liga and will be relegated. Might be they are just playing him so they can sell him on for far more than he is worth. He probably isn't even close to first team quality

  • @jc6087
    @jc6087 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    We all know he's not really 18, neither is Moukoko.

    • @aaronlewis7044
      @aaronlewis7044 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Didn’t know you were there when he was born 🤔