I have been told, many times, I am the sexiest man alive. This is the most correct comment ever made on any video, I have ever seen....(and then he wakes up)
You have left Johannesburg and have moved into the Santini Slums, pretending to be impoverished as the IRS hitsquad has followed you to South Africa ASMR.
@@RationallySkeptical You'll find a comment in every 'You are A...' video since the cranial nerve exam for incels, which should hopefully explain it in more detail.
lmao the fact her name is Karen, and shes technically speaking to a heavenly manager, or purgitory manager, brings me far too much joy and amusement, this morning. TOO REAL LMAO
2020 has just been Karen’s gone wild Also you should totally do an “arguing with someone in a Facebook group” role play! It would be so freaking funny.
Researching for this video #Karensgonewild on twitter has been so much fun, and I mean laugh out loud fun. We truly are doomed, and CHAD is not helping.
is this canonically in the same universe of your other reincarnation roleplays? lmao, good stuff as always edit: just noticed you hit 200k! congrats, you deserve it - one of my favorite asmr channels on youtube, if i'm gonna be honest
I absolutely love your content. It’s incredibly funny, clever, and relaxing all at once. I just love your channel, and I’m particularly fond of your cryptozoology videos. I humbly submit the following idea: You are the next Avatar.
I love this mans ability to make everything and anything into something I can both laugh my ass off and sleep like a baby to, you are one incredible man big respect to ya 😂💤
I dont think i will ever get tired of your reincarnation videos. They gotta be my favorite series on your channel. I think i even commented on one of your old reincarnation videos about how i wanted to see more. Oh and also if this is your 200k special video then i would like to congratulate you again on reaching this goal, congrats!!
Lmao 44:23 My uncle smitty passed away a few months before this video. Glad to see that goofy fucker is still having a good time. Doing the lord's work lol
Tirar you've done it again. These reincarnation asmr videos that you do genuinely help my anxiety about life as weird as it may sound. But this video was just great. Not only did it calm me down, but I was in tears laughing when you said "Get back in fucking line chad, you little mother fucker." 10/10 Amazing content.
Buddy, Your eye made a MAJOR turn around and I'm so fucking happy to see that it's healing very nicely. That makes me feel so good and happy knowing you feel alot better! you look alot better mang! Your videos are a fucking LIFE SAVOR when I'm very stressed out and mad at the world....They help me sleep. And in a way, help me with my sanity. Your calming voice is honestly the best ASMR sound you ever found, and always will be. Thank you for what you do, I will continue to support you and your creative videos. thank you so much, you help me alot ever since i found your channel a long time ago, it's the least I could do!
I'm kinda wanting a video where someone is begging to retain their memories into the next life and you have to explain the mountains of paperwork that would require.
Oh geez, this brought on memories of retail...shudder. No more Karens for me, life is too dear. Awesome stuff, Mike! Wonderful job as usual. And HOLY CRAP CONGRATS!! WOOT!! I drank all weekend in your honor...yeah, that's the reason. 🥴😎👍
I recently had all 4 wisdom teeth removed and part of my jawbone..... This made me laugh so hard my face hurts twice as bad. Thank you so much for this Mike. Yet again, another brilliant video. Thank you for the late night laughs too. 😂😂😂😂
@@TirarADeguello I'm healing slowly but it's not as painful as I initially thought it would be. Just achey. Nausea and migraines are a fun combo too. I'm being very careful with what I eat and drink, and haven't had any issues with the stitches (touch wood it stays that way). Only discovered yesterday there's stitches in my cheeks too 😂 This is a whole new experience for me, but it's going smoothly. Thank you for checking in. I am okay, just resting and sleeping a lot. Your videos help distract me. So thank you!! ❤️ I hope you're safe and well too. Will message you soon to catch up xx
@@LadyOfMetal_666 okay, get well soon. Don't forget to check out my cameo on AlternateAurora ASMR channel at: th-cam.com/video/ugCvKkue03w/w-d-xo.html Siren Head!
Ah yes, a return to the reincarnation series, one of your more legacy esc series on the channel ! One thing I've noticed is that each video grows more and more satirical in nature, as the first video was unironically just about reincarnation, (that I noticed) and took itself semi seriously at that. While I enjoy that type of ASMR over parody and comedy, watching this channel change and grow has been awesome really. It truely has. Seeing you tackle the common issues of the day such as karens, simps and coomers is hillarious, being as many people your age wouldn't be bothered to get into the things that entertain the youths of today. Good night Mike. Glad to see this is back.
I keep revisiting this video because it is the perfect mix of ASMR and entertainment... also specifically just to hear "Get back in f*cking line, Chad". What a banger of a video. One of the best artists out there man. Thanks for all you do.
3 years this video and I come back to it and it's still got me crying in laughing ❤️ idk if you'll see this tirar but I hope in the future you make more of these 😇 thanks for what you do!!
7 minutes in and he's already making fun of Chad. Tirar, you have done the impossible. You've un-Chadded Chad. We will hold a celebration in your honor.
HE did it, I love the fact that you actually listen to the ideas of your fans
his "You are" series is amazing
@@JC-eu8de exactly man
I really love the ideas and twisting into a knot to accomplish it, is usually hilarious experience.
Thats what good tubers do.
@@TirarADeguello Seeing how you interpret the requests is 75% of the fun.
The sexiest man alive has done it again.
I have been told, many times, I am the sexiest man alive. This is the most correct comment ever made on any video, I have ever seen....(and then he wakes up)
TirarADeguello lol
I agree
You are a former Vietnam soldier who can't stop having Vietnam flashbacks ASMR
I like how he hearts them like hes not scared to do dark topics its great and somthing that the asmr scene had been needing
It has fortunate son playing quietly in the background
I love how you listen to your fans and take in their suggestions it really show how amazing of a person and a creator you are. Thank u for everything
It's fun twisting myself into a knot to complete a request, if I can be honest, LMAO. Thank you.
Did my research, TirarADeguello also translates in internet language to "meme god". The prophecy is true ladies and gents.
„Youre a doomer asmr“ asking again one day he will do it
Doomer, zoomer, boomer
Doomer. Yeah, that could work.
Doomer, please Tirar, we need it. A brief respite from how much everything sucks.
Doomer but collapse on the mic at the end
Oh no you said boomer that gives the doc flash backs 😬
Subbed at 7:54 never heard asmr like this. Genius. Lmao
Hahahahahahaha
“The world is a cube” or “the world is just high rez minecraft”
“GeT bAcK iN LiNe ChAd” 🤣
This gives off a vibe I can’t explain, either way it’s fantastic, or should I say REMARKABLE
The first person to dislike is for sure an upset Karen. Disappointed with there being no manager to shout at.
Yes, Karen and Chad are definitely the dislikes, we all know that, LOL!
Lol
@Ted Bundy The US doesn't belong to white people and there is no official language.
“You are from another world”
No I have no idea how to do that, that’s entirely up to you. :)
You have left Johannesburg and have moved into the Santini Slums, pretending to be impoverished as the IRS hitsquad has followed you to South Africa ASMR.
Why would the U.S. government want anything to do with a South African? The IRS, evil as they are, only terrorize American citizens.
@@RationallySkeptical You'll find a comment in every 'You are A...' video since the cranial nerve exam for incels, which should hopefully explain it in more detail.
“You dont undestand what i’m saying Asmr”
You can start with tirar a deguello
This is an amazing concept and I'm glad to have checked TH-cam at the perfect moment so I could be one of the first to discover this.
"You are dead and in hell but you won't accept it" ASMR
David Smith i like this one
Just 30 mins of him whispering no
Just wanted to say that we appreciate your dedication to your content!!
I appreciate that!
lmao the fact her name is Karen, and shes technically speaking to a heavenly manager, or purgitory manager, brings me far too much joy and amusement, this morning. TOO REAL LMAO
You're the first ASMRtist I ever listened to! Thanks for the loyal dedication to us fans Tirar, you're a talented man :)
Absolutely hilarious! Thank you, Tirar, didn´t have such a big smile on my face for so long in years!
So glad!
2020 has just been Karen’s gone wild
Also you should totally do an “arguing with someone in a Facebook group” role play! It would be so freaking funny.
Researching for this video #Karensgonewild on twitter has been so much fun, and I mean laugh out loud fun. We truly are doomed, and CHAD is not helping.
"Your the one who asked" asmr that would be a good one
is this canonically in the same universe of your other reincarnation roleplays? lmao, good stuff as always
edit: just noticed you hit 200k! congrats, you deserve it - one of my favorite asmr channels on youtube, if i'm gonna be honest
Nepeta best girl.
I was TRYING to fall asleep but I guess laughing my ass off will do too 😂
I absolutely love your content. It’s incredibly funny, clever, and relaxing all at once. I just love your channel, and I’m particularly fond of your cryptozoology videos. I humbly submit the following idea: You are the next Avatar.
God: Karen is it?
Karen: yes
God: you’re going to hell
Karen: let me speak to the manager
God: b-b-but i'm literally god.
Karen: idfc get me your manager right now.
@@jacellavore4523 God: i technically am the manager.
Karen: well shit then.
God: I am the manager ma’am
A Chad standing up to a chad
I love this mans ability to make everything and anything into something I can both laugh my ass off and sleep like a baby to, you are one incredible man big respect to ya 😂💤
Congrats on the amazing recovery man! Keep up the great work, we’re all soo proud of you!
Location: "Salem" LMAOOO
It's the little things
“Oh, smaller words, ok...
YOU
ARE
DEAD!”
“We have a place for you people HITLER’S THERE!”
Yeah that’ll send the Karen’s in OVER THE TOP
I dont think i will ever get tired of your reincarnation videos. They gotta be my favorite series on your channel. I think i even commented on one of your old reincarnation videos about how i wanted to see more. Oh and also if this is your 200k special video then i would like to congratulate you again on reaching this goal, congrats!!
day 1 of asking for a kermit the frog roleplay
"You are Kermit the frog, and also an abomination made up of several frog limbs."
Its like that one time somebody was asking for a "You are a rat" roleplay for about 50 days. Lol.
What we need
@GazB just because he said it let's make him do a Jordan Peterson roleplay
YES FINALLY! IVE BEEN WAITING FOREVER FOR THIS
How can I place more than one like?
You as always awesome! You definitely have a talent!
Thanks!
Lmao 44:23 My uncle smitty passed away a few months before this video. Glad to see that goofy fucker is still having a good time. Doing the lord's work lol
Congratulations on 200K!!! I am so happy for you!!
Thank you so much!!
One day this channel will have Shrek role-play
When he said "your hands get so dry don't they Chad?" I definitely heard an "uh huh" at 7:18
Bacon Toast Bob that was his belly aching.
You are Kyle (with monster energy) ASMR roleplay
LMFAO!! YES!!!
Don't forget the skateboard and flat bill hat and holes in the drywall
Congrats on 200k you bloody legend!
Hilarious. 🤣 Thank you!!
Legend has it that the angry Karens and Chads are here to speak with your manager...
the “karen, stay with me” is so real 😂
just popping back in to say that I’m still listening to this years later!
7:53 I'm slowly drifting to sleep while listening to this video then I end up bolting awake from laughter when I heard this part
The fact that I can see my favorites memes become asmr videos in this channel it's absolutely amazing
G E T B A C K I N L I N E C H A D😂😂
He probably sent her to Africa in a person with no feet
no she takes the freight elevator to the basement "Hell".
200k, Tirar! Well done.
Yes! Thank you!
sounds like I'm listening to NPR news station
You don't know this, but that is a most wonderful compliment. thank you
@@TirarADeguello yeah NPR is my favorite station
Congrats on 200k. Keep upp the good work.👍🏻
Thanks! Will do!
Bro...why did you marry this banshee? You're a chad Chad, you're better than this.
He is that much of a chad he sacrificedhimself for the good of all the other kings out there.
I just woke up to find this guess im going back to sleep
You slept "a bit deeper" than planned I think
Tirar you've done it again. These reincarnation asmr videos that you do genuinely help my anxiety about life as weird as it may sound. But this video was just great. Not only did it calm me down, but I was in tears laughing when you said "Get back in fucking line chad, you little mother fucker." 10/10 Amazing content.
Buddy, Your eye made a MAJOR turn around and I'm so fucking happy to see that it's healing very nicely. That makes me feel so good and happy knowing you feel alot better! you look alot better mang! Your videos are a fucking LIFE SAVOR when I'm very stressed out and mad at the world....They help me sleep. And in a way, help me with my sanity. Your calming voice is honestly the best ASMR sound you ever found, and always will be. Thank you for what you do, I will continue to support you and your creative videos. thank you so much, you help me alot ever since i found your channel a long time ago, it's the least I could do!
thank you
HEY ITS YOUR SMILE :) I love your smile omg I'm so happy to see it
You are...wait, what the heck are you? ASMR
Jesus the swearing caught me so off guard initially lmao
I'm kinda wanting a video where someone is begging to retain their memories into the next life and you have to explain the mountains of paperwork that would require.
You are Anakin Skywalker without the high ground asmr
8:00
Ah yes, the "Bullworth" moment inside every retail employee.
These videos are always hilarious, great job once again my man ;))
2:13 You are like Two-Face from Batman!! (+penguin of course...^^) Love your vids!!
"You were shouting over your shoulder wh-"
*"Shut up Chad"*
"You were..."
Oh geez, this brought on memories of retail...shudder. No more Karens for me, life is too dear.
Awesome stuff, Mike! Wonderful job as usual. And HOLY CRAP CONGRATS!! WOOT!! I drank all weekend in your honor...yeah, that's the reason. 🥴😎👍
Well, I mean, you couldn't let that go to waste? LOL Thank you so much my dear friend, and I hope you are doing great.
I'm almost sleeping and sometimes i'm like "AHAH"
So confusing but so good 😁🥰
You'll have that, sorry, ha ha ha
@@TirarADeguello you're doing very VERY good job
Thank you so much 🥰
I recently had all 4 wisdom teeth removed and part of my jawbone..... This made me laugh so hard my face hurts twice as bad.
Thank you so much for this Mike. Yet again, another brilliant video. Thank you for the late night laughs too. 😂😂😂😂
Oh no, that sounds awful. I hope you are recovering and not tearing any stitches out. Get well soon.
@@TirarADeguello I'm healing slowly but it's not as painful as I initially thought it would be. Just achey. Nausea and migraines are a fun combo too. I'm being very careful with what I eat and drink, and haven't had any issues with the stitches (touch wood it stays that way). Only discovered yesterday there's stitches in my cheeks too 😂
This is a whole new experience for me, but it's going smoothly. Thank you for checking in. I am okay, just resting and sleeping a lot. Your videos help distract me. So thank you!! ❤️ I hope you're safe and well too. Will message you soon to catch up xx
@@LadyOfMetal_666 okay, get well soon. Don't forget to check out my cameo on AlternateAurora ASMR channel at: th-cam.com/video/ugCvKkue03w/w-d-xo.html Siren Head!
200k subs Dr. A finally!!
LMFAO...goddam it, Chad, get the fuq back in line
This is gold omg😂 and your acting is very good too!
i was trying to sleep and ended up bursting out laughing instead at 7:54
“Get back in fucking line Chad! You little motherfucker!” The dialogue with Chad makes me erupt with laughter 🤣
“You are a member of the TH-camr demonetisation board who is power happy” ASMR
As someone that’s worked in retail - this was so amazing for me 😂❤️
Congratulations to 200k subscribers!!
200k CONGRATS TIRAR!
So happy for you! JW
That was FN Hilarious! I understand now :) 🔥🐜
You can see that he is like, I'm wtf did you just say to me? After every peice of entitlement
You are browsing the internet and click on a malware ad asmr
This is another one where I’m laughing too hard to go to sleep 🤣🤣 and when you cuss Chad out I’m done! 🤣🤣
"You won't stop requesting the same exact video idea" ASMR
A " You are suffering from massive flatulences" - Video would be great!
Btw. Fantastic video as always!
Oh man I love the reincarnation videos! Been loving the recent suggestion videos glad to see these two series could have a crossover
Ah yes, a return to the reincarnation series, one of your more legacy esc series on the channel ! One thing I've noticed is that each video grows more and more satirical in nature, as the first video was unironically just about reincarnation, (that I noticed) and took itself semi seriously at that. While I enjoy that type of ASMR over parody and comedy, watching this channel change and grow has been awesome really. It truely has. Seeing you tackle the common issues of the day such as karens, simps and coomers is hillarious, being as many people your age wouldn't be bothered to get into the things that entertain the youths of today. Good night Mike. Glad to see this is back.
I keep revisiting this video because it is the perfect mix of ASMR and entertainment... also specifically just to hear "Get back in f*cking line, Chad". What a banger of a video. One of the best artists out there man. Thanks for all you do.
😴
7:53 I nearly pissed myself
This was so funny I forgot I was even watching asmr I was so invested 😂
I don't remember the last time I heard you curse 😂😂 "Let's get back in fucking LINE, Chad."
congratulations you've reached 200k!!
Yay! Thank you!
I love the look of concern and unease on his face.
You commited war crimes at Yugoslavia ASMR
btw great job as always
Congrats on 200k subscribers🥳🥳🎉🎉
Thank you so much 😀
Congrats on 200k! Can't wait to see whats in store 😁😁
when he started swearing i got a little scared 😳😳 love the vid btw
“You want to speak to . . . corporate?...”
oof
Gongrats for 200k! Yay!
I love how I come back after a week and SALEM is now marked above the title of the video
Seriously fun to watch. Love the video. Uwu
I don’t want to be Karen
NOOOOoooo- can I speak with your manager
3 years this video and I come back to it and it's still got me crying in laughing ❤️ idk if you'll see this tirar but I hope in the future you make more of these 😇 thanks for what you do!!
7 minutes in and he's already making fun of Chad. Tirar, you have done the impossible. You've un-Chadded Chad. We will hold a celebration in your honor.