I actually know a person that when he was younger had a fear of getting a haircut because he thought he was going to get a crappy job done and made fun of. Not fun stuff.
MoistCorn you sick man Don’t eat the poor dog Edit: why are people so confused by this comment? It’s a joke. Knark is saying he wants a dog egg and I’m saying he’s sick for wanting to eat a dog,
@maverickbuenafe Smg3 is a fictional character from a popular youtube gmod animator (the channel is smg4 btw) He has a pet eggdog and he's really sweet towards him
haha I said WOOSH and REDDIT hahaha it’s realy funny because XD the woosh means that the joke went WOOSHH over your head XD XD lololol ahahaha and reddit is this really cool website LOL where i like to talk with fellow EPIC LE REDDITORS and we aAre all SUPER COOL LOL! XD and this is funny because XD on THIS REALLY EPIC WEBSSDITE LMAOO ROFLMAO XD there is this subREDDIT(a part of reddit in case u need explain because ur dumb haha XDDD) and on this subredddtt LOLMAOROFLXDDD LOLOLOLLLLLL XD we make fun of silly billys (XD) who dont understand a joke (HAHAAXDXCCC) they are SOOOOO SILLY AHAHAHA XDDDD andso now im(me)]myself] am going to post your SILLY COMMENT there AHAHAHA and me and the fellow BOYZZZZ(we hang out sometimes and even erp in pms sometimes everyone is so nice and cool on redddit!!) we are WAYYY DMARTER THAN U LMAOOOHAHAHA so Now XD we will make fun of you on XCXCXC This really epic website!!! get OWNEDD DUMMY i bet you are so ANGRY XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD that you are going to get BERATED AHAHAHA ONLINE ON THIS EPIIIC EEBSITE AHAHAH LOSER!! see you around, you big JIMBO!! (Inside joke XD won’t understand cuz ur dumB U probably don’t even drink soylent SUCKER AHAHA) XDDDDDD LMAO HAHA XDXDXCCXCCDDDD JUDT REMEMBER - U R SOOOO CRINGE XD LMAO XDDFDD BAI!!! XD
He/she must be a fashion show dog if he/she acts this well behaved if he/she's been to loads of them and has adapted to it or he/she's just a well behaved dog from very mature and loving owner/owners
Big Dap Ramirez Yep, plus the Channel name is an overused template too. I hate people like that because small TH-camrs like myself need to make videos for subs while people like them just get it for a stupid channel name
This dog should've been the most liked Instagram post
egg noises
He already is, just disguised
couldn't agree more slancdoggo
I see you everywhere on these vids
Crazy right
Reaction cutting their hair,
Kid: *cries in fear*
Dog: sweetest smile ever
All hail Mr. Know It All
the fuck type of kid cries in fear of getting a haircut lmaooo kid machine broke
cause kids are shit
I actually know a person that when he was younger had a fear of getting a haircut because he thought he was going to get a crappy job done and made fun of.
Not fun stuff.
Bruh
He protecc
He Walk on four leg
But most importantly
He look like an egg
Looks like he walks on two
That was cool
*ecc
I had to be that guy ........ Wow So original.
most importantly __________ this comment is copied forever
This brought tears to my eyes. Such a great piece of art. So magnificent. Truly a masterpiece. Egg.
Egg
Egg indeed.
Wolf 15000 years ago: "I wonder what will happen if I stay near people"
2019: "me an egg"
Well at least you still good meme
“Me a eg*”
The peak of evolution
SteGo N Lover don e plz i nce
#MakeDogsGreatAgain
when you bork at an egg instead of meow
e g g e s
I hate how I didn't even have to think to get what you were referring to
Tyles H. McAllister SAMEEEE
@Igor Bohnenberger Gaspari mas que surpresa encontrar um br em território gringo 😂
Bork and beans
”How would you like your eggs sir?”
Oh ill have them dog
MoistCorn you sick man
Don’t eat the poor dog
Edit: why are people so confused by this comment? It’s a joke. Knark is saying he wants a dog egg and I’m saying he’s sick for wanting to eat a dog,
@@Ben-yj9wz what
@@affemds he means cool doggo
@@nwordta5042 aight
@Sergey Svetlakov lol
Smg3's best pet
Looks like you’re a man of culture
Who is smg3?
@maverickbuenafe Smg3 is a fictional character from a popular youtube gmod animator (the channel is smg4 btw)
He has a pet eggdog and he's really sweet towards him
@@maverickbuenafe .
OHHHHHHHHHHH@@What-y9r
I love how relaxed the egg looks when its shell is being groomed... So cute.
I know, how did the egg not freak out?
Because it is a very trained egg
😂
@HoPe Fortruth ... Is very calm
pop_user2 I’m pretty sure your dog doesn’t have very good grammar
This is the most beautiful dog I've ever seen
edit: egg* I'm so sorry please forgive me
You mean the most beautiful egg.
Nirat Wootipoom he doos not Understand that it’s an egg not a dog
@@carriesteen74 r/wooooooooooshhh
The microwave God uses to bake hoomans you cant r/woshhh this comment sorry really bad r/wooosh
haha I said WOOSH and REDDIT hahaha it’s realy funny because XD the woosh means that the joke went WOOSHH over your head XD XD lololol ahahaha and reddit is this really cool website LOL where i like to talk with fellow EPIC LE REDDITORS and we aAre all SUPER COOL LOL! XD and this is funny because XD on THIS REALLY EPIC WEBSSDITE LMAOO ROFLMAO XD there is this subREDDIT(a part of reddit in case u need explain because ur dumb haha XDDD) and on this subredddtt LOLMAOROFLXDDD LOLOLOLLLLLL XD we make fun of silly billys (XD) who dont understand a joke (HAHAAXDXCCC) they are SOOOOO SILLY AHAHAHA XDDDD andso now im(me)]myself] am going to post your SILLY COMMENT there AHAHAHA and me and the fellow BOYZZZZ(we hang out sometimes and even erp in pms sometimes everyone is so nice and cool on redddit!!) we are WAYYY DMARTER THAN U LMAOOOHAHAHA so Now XD we will make fun of you on XCXCXC This really epic website!!! get OWNEDD DUMMY i bet you are so ANGRY XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD that you are going to get BERATED AHAHAHA ONLINE ON THIS EPIIIC EEBSITE AHAHAH LOSER!! see you around, you big JIMBO!! (Inside joke XD won’t understand cuz ur dumB U probably don’t even drink soylent SUCKER AHAHA) XDDDDDD LMAO HAHA XDXDXCCXCCDDDD JUDT REMEMBER - U R SOOOO CRINGE XD LMAO XDDFDD BAI!!! XD
Salon: so how much do you want to look like an egg?
Dog: *yes*
Kid who doesn’t understand joke: YeS iSnT a NuMbEr Go To ScHoOl sTuPiD
Elitedevil it’s not funny, It’s reality my dude
@LegendGirl r/woooooooosh
LegendGirl R/whoosh
Yes isn’t a number go to school stupid
This is where smg3 started liking egg dogs because of their cuteness
A man of culture I see
My friends: “what kind of dog do you have?”
Me: “uhh ... It’s complicated”
🇸🇪, it’s part egg, part Derp, part happy boi, and a lot more
@Zachary Thomas
*Uses all of them*
È troppo bello
@@algeriacountryballmapping9049 hewwo
💙💙💛💙💙💙💙
💙💙💛💙💙💙💙
💛💛💛💛💛💛💛
💙💙💛💙💙💙💙
💙💙💛💙💙💙💙
I love how this dog is just so chill about the human cutting it’s fur.
He/she must be a fashion show dog if he/she acts this well behaved if he/she's been to loads of them and has adapted to it or he/she's just a well behaved dog from very mature and loving owner/owners
*egg
Lauren Jeffery Me am the smart to say me yes
Lauren Jeffery wow so many “/“s.
@@laurenjeffery340 just say it
Person: What kind of dog do you have?
This guy: An eggdog.
You made me laugh so much😂😂😂
SMG3 wants to find you now
@@ZxManyFan-g5glol
smg3 is 1 step away from your house
A man of culture I see
Barber: How would you like it?
Doggo: You know those eggs-
Barber: Say no more
TH-cam: *recommends eggdog diner*
Me: what-
TH-cam: *recommends this*
Me: oH NO
They were on top of each other for me
Same
SAME
OH MY GOS THEY ARE REAL
AHAHAHAHH SAME
Top things cute about dis doggo
1.*Perfect eggdog shape*
2.*bootiful smile*
3.*Good doggo*
*perfection at its finest*
@E D I Ø T * i hope you arent using ok boomer because thats just dead now
Humans can’t compare to egg dog.
Humans can’t compare to dogs.
Humans can’t compare to cats.
Humans can’t.
HE LOOKS LIKE GABE, RIB GABE
2011-2017
@Brawling Leon
No Cussing pls
This is A Family Friendly platform
Okay boomer
This needs to be seen all round the world to praise this cute pup ❤️
1919: In the future, we will have flying cars!
Egg dog in 2019: henlo
mo bamba?
1919: *EVEN BETTER*
Much better
wait aren’t jets flying cars? or am i just stupid 🤦🏻♀️😤💀😂
Even better
His smile is the most adorable thing in the world
Really
Ikr!
PLOT TWIST: EggDog is Gabe the Dogs reincarnation
Yas
Same
Dog: How much cuteness would you like?
Rapid liquid: y e s
DOG IS EVOLVING!
Eggdog: Done
Orly Pro Lol
Se
L O L
W o w i e e g g o d o g g o x D
777 likes...
Smg3’s prized possession
😂
Wow you watch smg4 nice
@@nhatlamvo6307i watched that lots when i was a kid but i still watch that
Terrence's next gen and Beeg SMG4s BFF, eggdog goated
Looks like you’re a man of culture
When the dog smiled I melted it's just to much adorableness for my heart
ALittle Kirbo
Your comment has *666* Likes
tHe PoWeR oF cHrIsT cOmPeLs YoU!
and now its 777
And now it’s 801
wat
Same
wolves back in the stone age: "I'll maybe get closer to that human"
100.000 years later: *eggdog*
Me: *pomeranian*
Underrated comment
Haha 😛 yes
'Every body liked dat'
Wolf 100.000 years later:why did I do that
Depression: *exists*
Eggdog: I’m about to ruin this man’s career
Depression: use cynophobia!!
-Za warudo-
Nani
I must resist the urge to hold this doggo and squish his face
Depression‘s a man?!
Well that’s sexist.
why was this recommended for me 5 years later
"Its beautiful, I've looked at it for five hours now"
@@calvin2 his goals are beyond your understanding
This is the cure to depression
My sis loves dogs
Your pfp is beautiful
‘Alex’ ? Ikr
TH-cam recommendation: eggdog
Me: *is this a meme already?*
Maybe see zamsire is a youtuber that make videos of eggdog
ZAMSIRE
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yes
1975: In future we will have flying cars!
2019: *eggdog*
cmon eggdogs are more important than flying cars
That was actually like 1930
Pfft! Screw flying cars, this is the path humans should take.
the best future ever :)
Flying cars are cars that fly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
This makes me feel happy in a way I can't describe❤
😂😂😂
Achievement unlocked: Egg event: Degg pet
You have officially killed me
This Video:*exists*
Suicide Rate drops to 0%
IKR
Every single video rapid liquid makes: exists
BREAKING NEWS SUICIDE RATE DROPS TO -999 UTAVILLON
I have a fear of egg shaped dogs so imma kill myself
@The S.Wilson channel no thanks partner
Me:*exists*
*suicide rate increases 100%*
1990: I bet we’re gonna have flying cars in the future
2019: Eggdog
1990: This is much better
CooCoo Coconutz quality comment right there. 😂
2020 eggwomen
me too👏👏👏
2020 egg puppy
2020 egg dogs in flying cars
This eggdog had made a whole egg universe
Eggdog: *smiles*
Me: *happiness noise*
SMG3: 🥺
This egg can't be broken.
The amount of patience this dog has is *ASTRONOMICAL*
Your heart cant be broken :3
"Can I offer you a nice egg in these trying times?"
yis
yess please
Absolutely
sure, id like a brown egg please
Eggdog has one ear?
FOR SOME REASON WHY DOES THIS GIVE ME NOSTALGIA 😭😭🙏🙏
_Most adorable egg ever_
Insta egg: Am i a joke to you?
Yes you are
yes you are a joke to me
well yes,but actually no
yes you are an joke, to me. ._.
Yes
The smile that made even Ricardo blush
milos
Ok?? I dont care
@@someonejack um, how dare you not care about riccardo, uncultured swine
@@someonejack we got an edgelord here
@@gabrielemanconi4696 correction egglord
Waiter: Scrambled?
Me: No.
Waiter: Sunny side up?
Me: No.
Waiter: Hard boiled?
Me: No.
Waiter: Do-
Me: YES
wait: i was gonna say dontboil egg.
The cute egg dog looks proud of its looks.
What are you asian ?
Hey ✋ waiter.......I ordered the egg nog 😕
Waiter: Poached?
Me: Pooched.
This guys is a offical childhood classic.
If anyone was born in gen alpha and grew up with this, your a legend.
ME!!
He protecc,
He atacc,
But most importantly...
He gives a big smile bacc
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
COPYRIGHT
You copied a comment
And that is important why?
stole this line from lazy purple the youtuber
*Animal Crossing: New Leaf* music in this video! I love this!
Finally... Anyone who know the music.
Yees
My Childhood
Half expected the Isabelle chat sound with the text
My childhood. I come back 3 years later only to realise how dumb the npcs were lol.
Depression: exists
Eggdog: We don't do that here
overused 🙄
PiñataGames Wild Honestly really doesn’t matter
PiñataGames Wild how is it overused
Miss dumba*s gacha
The R0BLOX Player it’s not overused she just does not understand
I think
smg3 definitely gonna love this❤
Eggdog: **exists**
29 million people: *yes.*
XD
Me:yum a snack
My favorite part was when dog was on the screen
@@handsomebanana181 nO-
tom wanks it’s sorta shitty to me lmao
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
_He look like a snacc!!!!!!!!!!!_
Where birbs come from
Piret Iris e g g
@@KingChilled Birbs come from those eggos
Bichnich
Shane Dawson 2.0
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
His egg don’t cracc
LOL
Overused template
Big Dap Ramirez Yep, plus the Channel name is an overused template too. I hate people like that because small TH-camrs like myself need to make videos for subs while people like them just get it for a stupid channel name
@@ghostlydurpy exactly! It's total crap!
Big Dap Ramirez
I’m legit only trying to get over 22 subs then I’m changing it back so I can annoy my friend who makes vids
Smg3 will love this
Teacher: Why are laughing so bad
Me: uhh it’s nothing
My brain:
My brain is in between Teletubbies doing a weird creepy dance and Harry Potter cosplays...
@@ravioliratarmy6988 i-
micnugget487 WHY ARE YOU JUGING ME AVADA KEDEBRA
.................. what
Matthew Lego banana splits and fnaf dinosaurs ur name is booteful my gosh
The world stopped when he smiled...I just can't take the level of his cuteness💖
I didnt mean to dislike it and i stopped paying attention to my class seeing it
Just like my dogs
your so right
ZAWARDO
@@amptoons6771 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Eggdog smiling is probably one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen
Yeah totally SO FUZZY
True
SAME BRO SAME
(:3)
Yeet
SMG3 watching this:
(Guys I'm too addicted to smg4)
A man of culture I see
Waiter: and for breakfast, sir?
Me: *one eggy boie, please. Pupper side up.*
That would be 10000000000000000 dollar please
That would be for free!
we are all sold out
Omg i love how this cute fluffy dog seems to be so relaxed 😂
It's a Ravioli you dumbass
SUNT FURSECUL MARIEI SI VACA COSMINEI no, it’s an egg, you dense fucking cabbage
@@sp1d3ycide it's obviously a ravioli, huh! .-.
@Mr gas mask Bones No ItS nAmE iS wAtErS AnD He'S a FuCkInG RAVEOLI!!!!!!!
DaTs A eGg
"So is it a dog, or an egg?"
"I think.... It's a metaphor...."
@Audrey Wiles
You beat me to it.
It's a cute eggdog I wish I could find one don't u
what you egg ?
@@taeyeonspie5356 [He stabs him]
I watch gravity falls and I get this
This is for SMG3 to see this. This is for YOU SMG3 since you like Eggdogs!!
A man of culture I see
Barber: what style do you want your dog to look like
Me: *Egg*
My dog a egg
Ok
Ferdi Londonio hmm, your dog an egg?
*fry it*
Wait a barber grooms dogs? Wonderful information that I will not put into play no sir
@Yousef Plays hey you stole my idea
Alright, thats it boys. Depression is cancelled.
Stamway depression who?
Alright bois, we did it, depression is no more. You meant?
Corona is forgotten
Whats depression?
@SauceBoi [Test_Monster_1’s Revenge] depression is where I’m gay
Owner: how round do you want to be
Doggo: *_yes_*
-doggo-
*Eggo.*
Dustin Bautista
XD
こ こ に は 何 も な い nice profile pic
I’m sick of all these “yes” comments. They’re lazy and almost always unfunny
@@stabbymcstabberson3177 thanks for your opinion
There is absolutely NO way this was 5 whole YEARS ago
Well... Time fly's
Human: **cuts hair while hungry**
Eggdog: don eat me, me actuali a pup
Whoops already ate you
🤣
ぬるをななおPup☺
lol so funny good job and i theught it was a egg with a artist drawing on it but no its a cute litle pupper
Never eat this dog you can just cuddle it
Me: *is depressed*
Eggdog: _”We don’t do that here”_
What if I'm still depressed?
Eggdog: *more dog*
Thats dark but ok
Lol
@@The_L4nky_Guy ur cursed right *lol*
MasterDoge987 yes same
I like it so much eggdog is My Background since Easter
th-cam.com/video/xOJ57mO-mX8/w-d-xo.html
Natsuki :3 I ate pancakes this morning and made scrambled eggs for my bro 6 eggs died in my hands and now I feel so guilty 😔
Natsuki :3 I should’ve just drank coffee
Natsuki :3 cause my dog watched me devour those eggs in terror
Bay Kog Bless You I was just about to pray for this
I think i saw this 4 years ago on a different device. I loved it. I wanted it. It was the best video ive watched.
If you look behind egg dog...
You will be blessed with infinite egg wisdom
What the What the 911 nah you see it’s legs
Wearied it will make his whole body a oval
*Eye opens up like Doctor Strange*
@Alex Dulko well done mate
@@KhalessTheTherapist leggs*
*so tell me chief, is this an egg, or a dog?*
*yes.*
FinnThomas it’s eggdog
It’s the same picture
It's both chief
Its chiegdog
I thought it was a dragon
depression: i fear no man, but that thing
eggdog:
depression: it scares me
LOL
Egg dog go bork
@@Smthn_Wicked bork
@@Smthn_Wicked b o r k
TRANSFORMER ANIMATOR BOI
*b. O. r. K*
Here after 5 years of me seeing this and haven’t commented this is the best nostalgia ever tho this is to cute
Me: happily enjoying this cute doggo
Randompersonwhodoesntunderstand: THIS IS ANIMAL ABUSE
that’s true mate.
@I'll be back soon *_irwin flashbacks_*
I felt that it was abuse at first tooo but then I realised it was so so cute and the dog liked it!!
So true😧
Animal abuse!!!
TH-cam: Who wants to see a egg dog talking!
8 Million People: HECK YEA!
Pockledinny
Not 7 milion pepols is 7 billen pepole
Ofc YAA so fun to watch lol
Sesbuyman im
@Inga Pecold omg
Roses are red
violets are blue
This dog is an egg
And he’s really cute
You good at rhyming bro
That didn't even rhyme..
That didn’t rhyme but mk
Tele maniac and Kawaii turtle, OMG R/wooosh. You didn’t get it :/
Kaiy Trading , r/wooooosh, I can’t believe you couldn’t get this joke at all.
Smg3 be screaming right now 💀💀💀💀
Depression: *exists*
Rapid Liquid: _we don't do that here_
h
Pinku ! amazing
Irrelevant.
king sley also frans bad
Rick Hilton yes frans is bad
Must protect egg doggo from anti-egg people!
You meant the vegans?
@@sams9462 Thought the same :D
I'm allergic to eggs
Protect him from howtobasic
:]
Lady’s and gentlemen, *_I think we finally found a cure for depression._*
YAS
yes we did
You mean, corona?
Superior Saxophone nah
I agree a crunchy omelette always brightens up my sad days
I can’t believe this video was posted five years ago already. Feels like just yesterday i was watching this on repeat
*The doggos smile makes it living worth it 💖*
Me: *This is the saddest day of my life*
EggDog: hewwo im a egg! :D
Me: *This is automatically the most happiest day of my life*
LynnAnderson Gacha
Dogs can’t talk
@@EndermanPierce really?
EndermanPierce Or Void Soul SILENCE LOSER.
EndermanPierce Or Void Soul SILECE
Weeb
Depression: *exists*
Eggdog: *exists*
*depression has left the chat*
Ummm scp 999 joined the chat
@@KanyeWestEnthusiast3535 scp fan yay
The dog is like :Đ lol he is so *_FUNNY_*
This what I feel like when watching this 🥰🥰
_Depression doesn't exist anymore_
The smile is just EVERYTHING 😭😭😭💖💖💖💖💖💕💕💕💕💕💕
Depression: *Exists*
Eggdog: Me an end this mans whole career
Bork
Bork Bork, bow wow
I for sure had a stroke
Vaneler no, you witnessed perfect comment skill
*egg noises*
His smile is better than anything the universe could create.
Egg boi
Perfect
I agree
Egg doggo
I agree
This is legendary. How can you ever be sad after watching this.
agreed
My dad just died
uhh
f
Burnt Wallmart no
This video should get 1 billion likes 👍
-He doesn’t exist. You don’t need to be afraid of him.
Eggdog: *exist*
me: *Wheeze*
th-cam.com/video/gmMhY9NtH10/w-d-xo.html look this egg bunny
Hnm
How could you be afraid of that
Fear not, fren. Eggdog protecc, not attack. He will always have your bacc.
Ooo
Plot twist: the dog was actually an egg and the egg had shapeshifter powers
?
How does it not make sense
😂
ok??
thats untrue
If you are wondering what the song is called
Re-Tail Animal Crossing New Leaf
Thx
I love Animal Crossing, cant wait for switch ver!
THANK YOU SO MUCH
Im waiting to get my girlfriend the new one as a gift
Eyyy my boi knows whats good
SMG3 are looking you💀
A man ofculture I see
Me : *watches this*
Dad : “Why are you crying so damn loud”
TH-cam: wanna watch a dog shaped like an egg?
Me: now you're speaking my language
or an egg shaped like a dog ?
What about a cat shaped like an egg
RainBow you got me confused
Yes
he protecc
he attacc
but most importantly..
he floofy as hecc
good job, this is actually original
So unoriginal..
XxZenithxX C; I’m getting mixed messages. The other person says original
doesn’t really rhyme, but nice.
XxZenithxX C; I actually made this up, thank u, next 😊
Smg3:My eggdog!
A man of culture I see
This video: Gets into people’s recommendations
*everyone liked that*
*Madd respecc*
TH-cam has blessed me by recommending this to me again
normie
@@beezchurger8748 :)
Potato Bell It was in my *R E C O M M E N D A T I O N S(
My mom: The internet is a very dangerous place
The internet:
The internet is a bad place until a eggdog comes in
@You Tube wtf ur profile pic tho LMAO
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hi you on??
gacha heat: OH RLLY BRO?
Imagine the owner with His dog
Stranger: oh whats His kind?
Owner: *e g g d o g*
Lol
His owner is zamsire
More like eggdoggo
time to crack him open then
*E G G D O G*
I want to give a big hug to the eggdog