@austinfletchermusic yea it gains poison on haste and doesnt haste i think? Im pretty sure it only poisons on use it might still haste scale itself once
Chocolate statistics. Spoiler . . . . . . . . . . NL was offered the chocolate eating contest 9 times this run He took it 7 times (77.8%) 2 times he took Bronze-tier, 5 times he purchased Gold-tier In total, he ate 10 Bronze and 25 Gold chocolates, spending 50 gold on chocolate throughout the run Eating chocolate gave him 850 flat health. After percentage health changes, including his Platinum Belt, chocolates gave 1615.4 max health (12.6% of final health) Notes: In Day 11 NL found Platinum Belt with a Double-whammy on-board and "Charge a large item 1 sec when you use a small item" skill on his tableau, and then never won a match again.
22:00 No joke, I used to live near a butcher shop that had great bulk deals. Once a month I'd buy $125 worth of meat, but it was moderately cheaper than the grocery store and substantially better quality. Even just the ground beef made better meatballs.
Beast of Burden 🤝Crows' Nest. Two items NL picks every time, for good reason (but it is EVERY TIME lol). Now what is his Clamera equivalent on Pyg? Model Ship probably?
Monkey's Paw for NL is Dooley getting nerfed so it takes Dooley until Day 8 to start destroying instead of Day 3 but hes not ready for that Crow's Nest nerf
Im just here to point out that he took a 20% max health cut without taking his diamond belt off the board. I agree with him notbwanting to juggle leg brace to shsve off an extra rounding error percentage from his cooldowns, but he domed himself for over 1k health by not moving the belt.
I find myself always asking what NL is doing and where he can improve. I don't know why I do this when I haven't even played Bazaar, I just like thinking about how games work. Anyway, I think NL is too predisposed to building O(n) builds. They always scale linearly and he doesn't seem to acknowledge that items can be used faster than once per second with trigger or charge. I also think he breaks damage down just with dps but doesn't acknowledge frequency and ttd (time to damage) so he often leans too heavily on high damage items when there is a threshold where lower damage but higher frequency is more powerful. Thanks for listening to my TED talk, I'll fill out the form.
@@voxtopassno hurricanes, earthquakes, or fires. Not a desolate plains. Beer, beef, and cheese are underrated. Keep laughing. Cold weather is about it.
I definitely agree with NL's take on TFT. I played it when it very first came out and I was able to barely grasp what characters and items did based on my very limited League knowledge. They've added so many layers of complexity, not to mention every hero has some crazy skin that I can't even tell what anyone does anymore. Shame, seems like a very well made game, just too much for my noodle.
Type A venting below, thou hast been warned "the hammer scales way faster in the lategame" >it's day 11 and doing about a third of the damage per second beast of burden is bro just admit you're wrong on this one please well, at least he doubled his hp AND THEN IMMEDIATELY GOT RID OF 20% OF IT *WITHOUT EVEN TAKING THE BELT OFF FIRST* ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE WHY WOULD YOU PUT THE HEAL ENCHANT ON THE HAMMER, YOU NEVER LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO USE IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!
Do the math on the 20% belt/max health thing haha. 10000 (health with belt) *.8==10000 (health with belt) *.5 (belt off) *.8 (loss of hp) *2 (belt back on). It's the joke he was saying when chat responded.
@@jamespierce1018 10x.2 = 2 5x.2 = 1 4x2=8 sure however, if he ever gets rid of the belt, the loss is permanent, and he'd have to deal with 5-2 instead of 5-1. granted, he never did because he's addicted to that strictly worse piece of garbage hammer, but still. Imagine how much better that run would have been with 5 small shield/heal items giving him sustain and doubling the DPS of his BoB via the charge skill instead of giving him a 50% damage increase that litteraly doesn't even trigger because it takes too long its especially heinous when he's sacrificing all that for the hammer, and then makes the hammer *worse* to give BoB crit that it already would get. Like, he clearly shows that he knows BoB is the carry, but he's intentionally choosing the optimize it in the least optimal way possible.
I have 111% to crit .. i should take this skill that gvies more crit to me and my enemy so they can crit me as well ... sound logic xD thank you for this banger
well thats inflation mr streamer. People spend more money cause things are more expensive. That must be one of the most hypocritical things I've heard. Eat ramen and cheese.I dont get it, with one breath you say (scream) inflation is why things move forward. The next thing you say is things are too expensive.
We’re backlogged guys! Of course our monitor lizard isn’t nerfed yet!
@@austinfletchermusicthey changed it to work similarly to catfish
@austinfletchermusic yea it gains poison on haste and doesnt haste i think? Im pretty sure it only poisons on use it might still haste scale itself once
@@austinfletchermusic He became what he hated.
not sure how i feel about the patch just yet as a whole but it feels great to not get shrekd by a monitor lizard every other day
It's like I'm in purgatory, he's now actively saying "We need to scale our beast of burden" while he veers away from shops
Clicking “go anywhere” and just immediately taking the chocolate is crazy work man
He got distracted by scaling the hammer that never goes off. Plus he loves his chocolate
Past NL got no idea he won’t be able to take beast of burden in the future from the start
Or treb
Or worse, crows nest
Literally just saw a clip of the dev saying they'll keep nerfing the crows nest just for NL
tbh i doubt current NL knows that either
God I can't wait for the backlog to catch up, don't forget to tip your local Dooley main at McDonald's everyone
Underrated comment😂
guy who named The Bazaar, Balatro and Ballionaire all called em that cause he knew they were goated. Baaa 💯🗣
Balan Wonderworld, though
Baald
Binding of Isaac too
Chocolate statistics.
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NL was offered the chocolate eating contest 9 times this run
He took it 7 times (77.8%)
2 times he took Bronze-tier, 5 times he purchased Gold-tier
In total, he ate 10 Bronze and 25 Gold chocolates, spending 50 gold on chocolate throughout the run
Eating chocolate gave him 850 flat health. After percentage health changes, including his Platinum Belt, chocolates gave 1615.4 max health (12.6% of final health)
Notes: In Day 11 NL found Platinum Belt with a Double-whammy on-board and "Charge a large item 1 sec when you use a small item" skill on his tableau, and then never won a match again.
THERE HE IS 🎉
gets to the aerodrome, every location in the bazaar, picks eating contest. Never change NL.
+2 for the note
We need a gumball stats now holyyy
Not running 5 fast small itens after getting that skill was criminal
you should make another account called GumballStats and do those.
0:20 Alex Wolff in the last ten minutes of Hereditary
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See that Jaballian? Call it a pacifist
Congrats on the call out during the Bazzar patch notes review from the devs.
22:00 No joke, I used to live near a butcher shop that had great bulk deals. Once a month I'd buy $125 worth of meat, but it was moderately cheaper than the grocery store and substantially better quality. Even just the ground beef made better meatballs.
Judging by the video length I'm going to assume that silk smells like a 10 piece.
The New York police after discovering the corpse of a criminal Spiderman forgot to report to them a week ago:
I want to +2 but my conscience will not allow me because of the forgotten hyphen between Spider and Man
Beast of Burden 🤝Crows' Nest. Two items NL picks every time, for good reason (but it is EVERY TIME lol).
Now what is his Clamera equivalent on Pyg? Model Ship probably?
definitely model ship
NL's obsession with model ship is even worse than his obsession with clamera
Unlike clamera model ship goes crazy when u have a shield ability or a use ability
Reynad even called out NL when talking about Crow's nest. Haha
Weirdly, Clamera's actually good this patch with the new Proboscis + Fossilized Femur
Monkey's Paw for NL is Dooley getting nerfed so it takes Dooley until Day 8 to start destroying instead of Day 3 but hes not ready for that Crow's Nest nerf
20th December of 2024 is one hell of a day.
38:07 your undead friend who's never used a humanity before
He should dump all the backlog at once so it can become my backlog of videos to watch
9:14 I know so many engineers in Madison, Wisconsin. Thanks for the shoutout
Im just here to point out that he took a 20% max health cut without taking his diamond belt off the board.
I agree with him notbwanting to juggle leg brace to shsve off an extra rounding error percentage from his cooldowns, but he domed himself for over 1k health by not moving the belt.
Not how math works, educate yourself.
Upgrades BoB to diamond
Skips like every shop
It's sooo good to not be type A
'The Decroded Filet' is my favorite Radiohead album.
Not the damn hammer again…
I find myself always asking what NL is doing and where he can improve. I don't know why I do this when I haven't even played Bazaar, I just like thinking about how games work. Anyway, I think NL is too predisposed to building O(n) builds. They always scale linearly and he doesn't seem to acknowledge that items can be used faster than once per second with trigger or charge. I also think he breaks damage down just with dps but doesn't acknowledge frequency and ttd (time to damage) so he often leans too heavily on high damage items when there is a threshold where lower damage but higher frequency is more powerful.
Thanks for listening to my TED talk, I'll fill out the form.
“Hang on Im running the numbers”
-guy whos bad at math
18:10 econ 100 class supply and demand example
32:40 Chiblee before playing Black Ops
+2
Got there before I did!!
54:28 I'll never forget the diamond coconut
32:42 Guy who has a thing for Smurfs
"i'm buying persimmons and shit you wouldn't understand" holy +2
1:53 Did this guy just do a Donny & Clarence reference?? Eggs knowledge of everything online is crazy.
that’s the itchy and scratchy show song from the simpsons 🤦♀️
@DJchoppa666 shit youre right
Leaving chatting and restarting the game in as the first 2 minutes of the video is classic NL
Go to the bazaar, eat a bunch of junk, never look at a store, refuse to elaborate, leave
9:14
Seriously. There’s something about Wisconsin that makes foreign people think of it and I don’t know what my home has done to achieve this
as an american not from wisconsin i do not ever think about wisconsin,
Silly name, nobody knows what it does, is randomly famous for cheese. We're all laughing at you.
Notice that I said ‘foreign’. As in not Americans. But thank you for the input
@@voxtopass that’s fair and valid
@@voxtopassno hurricanes, earthquakes, or fires. Not a desolate plains. Beer, beef, and cheese are underrated. Keep laughing. Cold weather is about it.
Love the bazaar content, keep it up NL!
He buys the DOUBLE WHAMMY??? The man can't stop buying weapons
Jebalian Rolling Stones: I wanna buy your Beast of Burden
"We need blue balls." - Northernlion 2025
Infinite re rolls and the egg picks chocolate bars
A Guided by Voices reference? In 2024/25?!
What a amazing day! A Salty Salute to you, sir!
I faced "JuiceMe" and "zorgblorg" yesterday. I have a feeling both of them were of the CinemaEnjoyer clan.
cannot believe we getting stinky last latch content
18:29 Meat Woes with Baron Egg. XD
Oh man just watched the flying machine crash. Happy he made a full recovery
that video is so fucking Funny
Fairest criticism of TFT there ever was.
Imagine getting called out personally by the devs for spamming crows nest lmao
stop vague posting, where?
@@martenelfving8264 in the latest patch update video from the Bazaar, around 27 mins
The Bazaar has a TH-cam channel where they uploaded a video going over the recent patch notes. At about 27 minutes, NL gets called out.
why would they call out a guy who isn’t even that great at the game?
His Beast was like "please put the buys in the bag"
That first post patch video is gonna hit like crack
ah, yes. A silk diaper.
Depressing that the only butcher selling non-hotdogified meat or not covered in flies is like 50min from me
32:40 first time a guy said that in history
I thought the stinky silk would have come into play way earlier judging by the title and thumbnail
Persimmons, my favorite vegetable.
I definitely agree with NL's take on TFT. I played it when it very first came out and I was able to barely grasp what characters and items did based on my very limited League knowledge. They've added so many layers of complexity, not to mention every hero has some crazy skin that I can't even tell what anyone does anymore. Shame, seems like a very well made game, just too much for my noodle.
Please remember to use the belt to buff and subsequently lose less max hp at the cult❤
Yo Shadowverse mentioned! 33:24
Ballionaire enjoyers starving
you better sit down for this one buddy
it´s not coming back
@ fell to my knees in a walmart
Me doing my laundry:
pre patch damn :(
yeah, I'm a DAD:
Destroy
All
Dooleys
Have you seen me, I’m paint!
If Jebalians are all pacifists then explain the existence of the Jebalian Longbow.
*Not all
13:01 The Matrix (01:54:36)
If it were up to me Thanksgiving and Christmas and Easter are all ham
13:12 NL doesn't know that the reason why I landed my hot wife WAS because she was an NPC.
I thought pepper spray was illegal in Canada
The Vancouver root vegetable market is propped up by NL
is this the scraps we got after all of that?
Type A venting below, thou hast been warned
"the hammer scales way faster in the lategame"
>it's day 11 and doing about a third of the damage per second beast of burden is
bro just admit you're wrong on this one please
well, at least he doubled his hp
AND THEN IMMEDIATELY GOT RID OF 20% OF IT *WITHOUT EVEN TAKING THE BELT OFF FIRST* ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE
WHY WOULD YOU PUT THE HEAL ENCHANT ON THE HAMMER, YOU NEVER LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO USE IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!
Do the math on the 20% belt/max health thing haha. 10000 (health with belt) *.8==10000 (health with belt) *.5 (belt off) *.8 (loss of hp) *2 (belt back on). It's the joke he was saying when chat responded.
@@jamespierce1018
10x.2 = 2
5x.2 = 1
4x2=8
sure
however, if he ever gets rid of the belt, the loss is permanent, and he'd have to deal with 5-2 instead of 5-1. granted, he never did because he's addicted to that strictly worse piece of garbage hammer, but still. Imagine how much better that run would have been with 5 small shield/heal items giving him sustain and doubling the DPS of his BoB via the charge skill instead of giving him a 50% damage increase that litteraly doesn't even trigger because it takes too long
its especially heinous when he's sacrificing all that for the hammer, and then makes the hammer *worse* to give BoB crit that it already would get. Like, he clearly shows that he knows BoB is the carry, but he's intentionally choosing the optimize it in the least optimal way possible.
20:33 my fav moment fs lmao
My family did Chinese food for Thanksgiving, since both my parents freaking hate Turkey
For Christmas too
giving his shit 300% crit for fun
Hour long video? I smell a 10 piece
That steak price is fucking insane!
Sucks we gotta wait 2 weeks for him to be on the latest patch but I also I get it
Off my lunch break and now he posts this smh. Fuck my job they can get me to come back later
Why doesnt he scale beast of burden AHHHHH
32:41
😅
Tbh because of this past meta I’m always gonna be prejudiced towards Dooleys
Ah past NL if only you knew.
Northern Unc 😅🏆
Something about the long neck jumper ... 🍁😏
Egg
baaackloggedddd
Someone get NL on Pip my Dice stat. Gonna scratch his and fellow Balatro fans itch for content
I have 111% to crit .. i should take this skill that gvies more crit to me and my enemy so they can crit me as well ... sound logic xD thank you for this banger
IM HEREEEE
Bro im actually dying out here for the open beta. Between the NL backlog and librarian I am hyped
well thats inflation mr streamer. People spend more money cause things are more expensive. That must be one of the most hypocritical things I've heard. Eat ramen and cheese.I dont get it, with one breath you say (scream) inflation is why things move forward. The next thing you say is things are too expensive.
haha yeah
My face when I’m here early enough the first comment isn’t spoiling the result:
😊
This guy hates ohio
We're the dooley guys, of course we get 10wins with monitor lizard even though it was nerfed.
Hes so worried about convenient shopping like he doesnt play video games part time to make over a million dollars USD.
He's kinda unbearable today
the patch was too big for any of these videos to be of interest tbh, the backlog is dead
Ok lil bro
Everyone cares, me when I lie
Most people are watching these videos because they like NL, not because they're desperate to keep up to date with the game's meta.