We're closing out Simptember with the return of Guzma, and hopefully this hits the spot. If you need some more Guzma spice in your life, let me recommend an older Patreon exclusive that you might have missed, titled "Bad Boy Lovin'", a personal favorite of mine from 2018! www.patreon.com/posts/guzma-x-listener-25761988
Me very nervous because I have a massive gay crush on Guzma: "pleasedon'ttouchme." My brain: "don't listen to him, he doesn't know what he's talking about, just frickin tie him down."
Guzma: "i could tear you apart and you'd thank me and beg for more" Me: "i dont need to be called out like this sir! I didn't come here to be attacked... I mean... I did... But not like this!"
Yuuri: posts Me: oh!! Hell yeah!! I was wondering when....*looks at the thumbnail and the title twice* My masochist ass brain : ah YES daddy has arrived
Why why I hate this dude you know that we are true you were in the gala but I still hate him and I never missed him but I just wanted to comment thank you for bringing this😵
So you're telling ME that HE leaved me, made me feel like i did something bad and wrong, didn't help with anxiety attacks and mental breakdown because he wasn't there of course; i get Al and a beatiful life AND NOW I HAVE SIMP AGAIN FOR HIM?! Yuuri: yes. FINE! I was going to submit anyway...
The literal shock on my face when I read this IN A ZOOM CLASS was perfect. And I'm here. This teacher BETTER NOT call on me cause lord knows Guzma is the MOST IMPORTANT THING IN MY LIFE!!!
Yo playing ToV:DE but that can wait. Especially since Guzma is back. ~Be my bad boy, be my man.~ Be my weekend lover but don’t be my friend.~ You can be my bad boy.~ But understand that I don’t need you in my life again.~
I understand completely he does not sound like the person that I was expecting him to sound like he sound like he does ripped up his core drop sound it out like that 👁👅👁
I’ll try not to admit it but I really hate him I don’t know why I keep on saying this but I really do all the things that he said Exhales🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😑🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Ah Guzma one of my all time favorites audio wise he's actually one of the first audios I've listened to from this channel and in general so he'll always be special to me
@leviathan sama I will marathon watch anime with you right here right now, just to show you I ain’t a normie 😌 . . . then again, I’m definitely not as dedicated as you, because I am just a weeb not an amazing, dedicated, and cultured Otaku like you 😔❤️
I've been having a really really shitty day, and Guzma calling me his pet and praising me and calling me small and stuff...really helped. You have great timing with audio topics. I appreciate you making this kind of content (petplay stuff, I mean). 💙
*casually saves into a hidden playlist of mine for thing i wanna watch but shouldnt with my sister in the same room so i wait till she disappears to listen to them*
i quite literally chocked when i saw the title and thumbnail edit: i simped so hard, i was smiling like an idiot while giggling and blushing the whole way through
Is it bad that I can listen to things like this while drinking a soda, munching on cheese puffs, and at the same time *not* get hot under the collar? (Pun absolutely intended).
![ASMR Roleplay: Lap Sitting Motivation w/ Guzma [Daddy Dom] [M4F]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/t00wK12soi4/mqdefault.jpg)
![ASMR Roleplay: Lap Sitting Motivation w/ Guzma [Daddy Dom] [M4F]](/img/tr.png)
![ASMR Roleplay: Guzma Takes His Snugglebug To Bed [Sleepy Boyfriend]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/4kBSJ2vY1f8/mqdefault.jpg)
![Friend gives you a collar and pets you while complaining about work. (M4A)[ASMR]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/vm7gfwEhZCU/mqdefault.jpg)
![ผัวเถื่อน - ยูริ โตเกียวมิวสิค [ OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO ]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/P08ORRVDGl8/mqdefault.jpg)
![[Asmr] [Roleplay] | Demon King makes you his pet [M4A]](/img/n.gif)
We're closing out Simptember with the return of Guzma, and hopefully this hits the spot. If you need some more Guzma spice in your life, let me recommend an older Patreon exclusive that you might have missed, titled "Bad Boy Lovin'", a personal favorite of mine from 2018! www.patreon.com/posts/guzma-x-listener-25761988
this hit the right spot for sure goshhhh
👁👄👁✨
It hit the spot just right
Will check that out 💛
Thanks Yuuri, Keep up the good work!
I failed simptember
Guzma calling me his pet is literally the only thing i've ever hoped for
YOUR USERNAME 💀💀💀
Gurl
aaaa all the army's commenting this is amazing
BAHAHAH
jimin's pinky toe PERIODDDD
of course, yuuri won't let any of us survive no simp september
Oh I failed a long time ago
O shit right it is still going. Hah i lost before i even know it started.
I didn't participate
I failed the first day
Ikr
I'm not sure if I choked out of horniness or embarrassment.
Both
YES XD
Both
same
I know I’m both
Me very nervous because I have a massive gay crush on Guzma:
"pleasedon'ttouchme."
My brain: "don't listen to him, he doesn't know what he's talking about, just frickin tie him down."
My pansexual ass when see anybody slightly attractive:
@@totallynotparker.3579 Someone that understands
@Hi Hello How Are You? I CAN RELATE
*Me, being heterosexual but still attracted to anime girls* : What is this feeling
Yep, felt that-
Guzma: We can take our ti-
Me: *Already on his lap* No need
S a m e
Same! If I fits I sits😂
@@stardevilbunny1187 If I don't fit, I destroy ✌️
Im a wooper
T
W
E
R
K
S
Me, a switch: I fear nothing
This video: **exists**
Me, sweating: _one fear-_
If this ain't me
ME
I fear no man, but that thing...It scares me...
SAME THO
hahaha me😂
Guzma: "how bad you want me, how bad-"
Me: "please brain, don't do it."
My brain: " *HOW BAD CAN I POSSIBLY BE?* "
Im just doing what cpomes naturally
I hate this and love this and choked on my own tongue laughing at this all in equal measure 😂
Cori DubsVA lol
@@dracomalfoy4149 *carrots*
Yolanda McKnight PFFt-
Almost everyone in the comments: I'm in class!!!!
Me: alright Guzma you will be my bedtime story tonight
Same, I always listen to ASMR at night since it helps me sleep.
@@sweetsoftboy Everytime I try that I end up listening too the asmr instead of sleeping👁️👄👁️
I was in online class and I turned off my mic and camera I clicked on this and idk anymore
Yep! Bed at 7am heheheeee 😅oof 🗿
same
Guzma: "i could tear you apart and you'd thank me and beg for more"
Me: "i dont need to be called out like this sir! I didn't come here to be attacked... I mean... I did... But not like this!"
My sister watching my face while I watch this wondering what the hell Im listening too
S A M E
H E R E
YES THO!!!
Him: *look at you..so pretty-*
Me: - *Ugly*
Felt that
This comment: ✨felt✨
Dude same
Me: 🗿
@@II-mp2jo 69, nice
"loving you is so easy"
Is.. Is that a good thing?....
Me: getting out of cosplay
YuuriVoice: *posts Guzma spice*
Me, still wearing half of my cosplay: **screams in happiness and suffering**
@@stripeyghost3054
Haikyuu Fem!Tsukki, Mafia AU. I was planning on doing Mafia Link (BOTW) next.
Me i was doing my oc makeup and i was just like oop
@@_otter.pop_84732 which half?
I was in an Allister[o n i o n] cosplay.That may or may not be a very bad time to be cosplaying a ghost child.
don't be shy, put it back on, watch the video with it-
Yuuri: posts
Me: oh!! Hell yeah!! I was wondering when....*looks at the thumbnail and the title twice*
My masochist ass brain : ah YES daddy has arrived
Same-
😂 my goodness.
Damn he's hot and we all missed him so much
Who is _we?_
Me👋👋👋👋for one
@@reimichacha Me too
@@yolandamcknight9429 everyone listening too this video 🥱
Why why I hate this dude you know that we are true you were in the gala but I still hate him and I never missed him but I just wanted to comment thank you for bringing this😵
i feel like guzma's vocabulary purely consists of various ways of saying "me and the boys"
this comment is golden.
"Me and the boys"
"The boys and I"
"Me and the gang"
"The gang and I"
I can go on and on..
Yuuri uploads:
me: Homework can wait 😌
education can wait🥰
Life alert can wait😌
Tendo Satori tendo?? what about ushijima?
@@tendosatori4098 I fucking forgot to intake oxygen at this-
Me being a switch (mostly a top): I have no fear
*Guzma*
Me being a bottom to him: *one fear*
Imagine if Alphonse would dominate you like this omg
Edit: just joined Patreon. Man. He _can_ dominate you hrhrhrrr.
Oop- 👁👄👁 Now that would be some s✨p✨i✨c✨e✨
yes please 🧍
Twiching Sparrow right?😂
I already became a flustered mess listening to this, I think I'd die at alphones 😂😂😂
Darcy G omg me too🤒
Yt: 3 comments.
Me: sees 0.
'LIES!'
Edit: I didnt expect this many likes! 😅
@ABIGAIL KRANBUHL 😂 I see. But thanks!
@@rin_kathleenrow3250 xD
TH-cam's drunk again
Guzma:look at you, shivering from me barely even touching you
Me: shut up I’m touch starved
Mood
Dw, same
Plot twist: he's talking to snom
OML 😂 I cracked up
I wheezed qwq
BRUH 😂
Bro 🥺 *taylor swift:you belong to me intensifies *
Guzma : Now gimme that neck-
Snom : *EXTENDS HEAD AND GROWS A NECK*
30 seconds in and my masochist brain be like: HOOOOOOOO WEE MOMMA, WE IN THIS BI-
I SAW THE THUMBNAIL ART AND C H O KE D I AM STRUGGLING TO B R E A TH E
SIR-
**WHEEZE**
I DID THE SAME THING
I-
**triggered screeching intensifies**
**Accidentally summons Satan**
Uhm-
@@chaotictrocity6928 same thing exhale been so long to my computer 😬
BYEE💀
So you're telling ME that HE leaved me, made me feel like i did something bad and wrong, didn't help with anxiety attacks and mental breakdown because he wasn't there of course; i get Al and a beatiful life AND NOW I HAVE SIMP AGAIN FOR HIM?!
Yuuri: yes.
FINE! I was going to submit anyway...
Me and my abandonment trauma should probably not be watching this, but, here we are.
@@setsyoufree8 yeah... I get it, it's difficult to move on
Okay but this is surprisingly soft? And I’m like low key here for it
Hatsume? Whut da hekk
Abigail Kranbuhl you didn’t see me here
Huh, first UA kid I've seen from support course.
Danny :p
WORK ASSIGNMENTS CAN WAIT I NEED TO SIMP
SAMEEEE
I DONT RECOMMEND IT IM ALREADY MISSING 15 ASSIGNMENTS
@@shsbbzbza5318 I have almost 200 assignments missing
I was wondering when Guzma would come out for Simptember
*chokes on my monster due to my phone vibrating*
Me:who the hell texte-
*see the title*
Me:😳oop- if it's you I don't mind
No one:
My bunny jacket: DON'T YOU MAKE ME APART OF THIS
When yuuri said we got new guzma content during the live I wasnt expecting this
Me neither I was surprised but not opposed
Me: *casually plays with a random ballon I found*
Guzma: pet~
Me: *accidentally pops balloon* 0///0
POV: he's talking to his hand.
Don't do this to me😭
rip 💀
WHEEZE AHAHAHAHAHH
JAIL- 💀💀
LMAOOO
The literal shock on my face when I read this IN A ZOOM CLASS was perfect. And I'm here. This teacher BETTER NOT call on me cause lord knows Guzma is the MOST IMPORTANT THING IN MY LIFE!!!
Same 👁👁
Lev?!?!?
@@yolandamcknight9429 Yeaass?
@@levhaiba448 *I-*
_how did you reply so fast?_
Lev?.... How's yaku? Pissed him off recently? I'm sure this will be an interesting conversation when I tell him
Listening to this during class, wish me luck 😳
Same, we need all the luck we can get
Same
Aaayye same!
Ayo Samee!! :>
Good luck 😳
guzma: his loyal...
me: my royal loyal subject
(any musical theater fans out there)
@Kelsey Cox YEAH
i can feel the spit :(
"Forever, and ever, and ever and ever and ever. You'll be back, like before"(EYY ANOTHER HAMILTON FAN :D)
I already failed no simp september,youre just making this worse XD
heiendiwkwnd ikr 😔
Same I failed the first day 😅
@@Gabby_loves_sanrio same
@@Gabby_loves_sanrio its sad but true-
Him:look at you you’re so pretty. Ahem i’m sorry But Your talking to the wrong person
Katsuki why tha faq-
Wrong anime bud xD
Commit scooter to ankle Gang I know i just wanted to watch this-
Kai Chisaki I really do not know why i’m here, i just wanted to watch this video-
@katsuki bakugou I mean... he ain’t half bad tho 👁👅👁
Guzma: It's been hard on me
Me: It's about to be hard *inside* me, at least I hope
LMAO
hehe
When I tell you I screamed- 🖐😳
Ayo?- 😳
Hehe
September passed by so quickly and I am proud to say that:
"I failed No Simp September, on the 31st of August" and I ain't even mad.
the thought of guzma actualy having someone that actualy loves him makes my heart melt a little
WHEN HE SAID "You're so small in my hands.." I LOST IT. LIKE-I TRANSCENDED REALITY. IDK WHAT IT IS ABOUT THAT LINE, BUT THAT LINE.
Me a bottom: *chokes on ice cream*
Brain: that ain't the only thing your gonna choke on-
Me: *realizing what I just thought*
*chokes again*
Hahahahaha
Me:sees this comment
✨chokes on A I R✨
Dude same
My throat throbs
@@ilikebumblebees354frrr
Yo playing ToV:DE but that can wait. Especially since Guzma is back.
~Be my bad boy, be my man.~ Be my weekend lover but don’t be my friend.~ You can be my bad boy.~ But understand that I don’t need you in my life again.~
Have you ever watched a Lolan show is it really you are totally correct thank you thank you you’re the only smart comment here😄😄😄
_He’s not real, he’s not real!_
*Why is this exactly what I expect he’d sound like??*
I understand completely he does not sound like the person that I was expecting him to sound like he sound like he does ripped up his core drop sound it out like that 👁👅👁
The person reading this lost at no simp September
😽
I lost the second it began :,)
Damn how did you know
Lost on the first day
hah jokes on you i failed no simp September as soon as it started also it October now sooooo
just_ur_local_brat you prove my point, “lost” past tense 👁👄👁
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I HAD TO STOP MY SELF FROM NOT LISTENING TO THIS DURING SCHOOL
4 HOURS 4 FUCKING HOURS
Also thank you Yuuri for this
When you want to pay Patreon but are a broke ass bitch: You’re mocking me, aren’t you?
Also Yuuri, this is amazing, as always.
"Has it been so long that you're nervous?We can take our time." Me, with severe anxiety: thank you sir i shall start crying now
Felt that
I WAS JUSR STARTNG TI GET INTO HIM OH MY GOD I CLICKED SO FAST HELLO EARLY GANG
i love your username
nyx jhonson aww thank you !!
@@nyxjhonson748 SAMEEEEEEE AAAAHJRFBGVTFJHFG
I’ll try not to admit it but I really hate him I don’t know why I keep on saying this but I really do all the things that he said Exhales🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😑🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Guzma: *exist*
Me: guess I'll die then 😭❤😍
Guzma: Compliments me
Me: Stop the cap 🧢
YOOOOOO IM IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS WHAT YOU THINK YOU DOIN GUZMA 👺
👁👄👁
I almost broke my leg running up the stairs to grab my headphones aaaaaaaaa-
Just like Deku-
Wait nvm this isn't BNHA nvm ^^'
@@tiz101 I- I MEANNN--
@Bane Grimm ArE YoU sUrE AbOuT tHat
Are-are you okay?
My proud ass might consider this audio cuz he looks very persuasive in that top
Yuuri: *Post spicy Guzma*
Me: Guzmaaaaaa- *still kinda upset that we broke up* mmmmmmmm *now conflicted on how to feel*
This is my 5th time listening to this and I will NEVER STOP SHAKING!! Guzma owns my heart(and me)
I listen to this two times already why do I quit so much ☠️
L e v
Ah Guzma one of my all time favorites audio wise he's actually one of the first audios I've listened to from this channel and in general so he'll always be special to me
Guzma: *laughs*
Me: Shoot dude that’s all you had to say!
Now I want a Guzma collar... AAAGH
No one: ....
Me: Uhhhhh ok but its it just me or THE DRIP IS FIRE IM JUST SAYING IMMA NEED TO STEAL EVERYTHING FROM HIS CLOSET!!!!
He is DRIppyy!!!!!!
Yuuri:posts this video
Me:don’t.
The weeb inside of me: *Y E S*
Me:oh god here we go again
*Exactly-*
🎶MAMMA MIA 🎶
I'm in school rn but this is more important
WHO'S WITH ME?!?!?
✊😣😣😣😣
Why am I not surprised you are here Levi- 👁👄👁
@@soggyrat6694 what's that supposed to mean normie?
@@M3ruM3gami don't call them a normie
@@icky_pup why shouldnt I?
@leviathan sama I will marathon watch anime with you right here right now, just to show you I ain’t a normie 😌 . . . then again, I’m definitely not as dedicated as you, because I am just a weeb not an amazing, dedicated, and cultured Otaku like you 😔❤️
I wasn’t mentally prepared
I've replayed this...a "few" times. I can confirm I love his accent
**takes deep breaths**
I don't think my heart can't take this, my heart is going so fast-
I've been having a really really shitty day, and Guzma calling me his pet and praising me and calling me small and stuff...really helped. You have great timing with audio topics. I appreciate you making this kind of content (petplay stuff, I mean). 💙
DOM??? PETPLAY???
I AM SCREAMINGGGY
I can just imagine us bulling the s h i t out of the grunts than acting all sweet when Guzma gets back-
*casually saves into a hidden playlist of mine for thing i wanna watch but shouldnt with my sister in the same room so i wait till she disappears to listen to them*
I very simple😌
*I see Guzma I clack*
This version of Guzma is meeting all my standards
Also TH-cam notifications finally worked 😭 blessed be brothers
Yep ... too early for my own good ...again
If you could see just how red I am right now... mans got me all hot flustered and oh so subby 😇
Damn it. Yet again I am another puddle in the floor. Yuuri's voice in a deeper register holy hell I'm dead.
Don't tell Yagami, Mat and Cal that I'm here pls 😳
Him:"your so small in my hands "
Me big boned:"...are u sure about that chief"
C-can we have more of this please... just a crumb-
Me: * chokes on air *
My brain: Bitch you have seen and heard things even worse than this what you choking for-
I know people can get attracted to a voice but...
*why did it happen so fast-*
Ok, I heard breezeblocks while listening to this. Hear me out, yandere guzma-
Why do I feel like Guzma is trying to act like Sangwoo
And we are acting like Yoonbum
Buddy no
A h e m
S i r t h i s i s p e t s m a r t-
The dogs are in the last aisle
W a n n a m e e t m e t h e r e 😏
Ok lemme stop- 😭
I WHEEZED
*W H E E Z E* 💀💀💀
*LMFAO OMG NO WHY-*
NOOOOOO
PLS BYE 💗😭🔫
Guzma: “Give me that neck”
Me: “Sir it isn’t frid- ...dang😔
i quite literally chocked when i saw the title and thumbnail
edit: i simped so hard, i was smiling like an idiot while giggling and blushing the whole way through
He is back *Bois*
And suddenly i have inherited kirashimas quirk-
I CHOKED ON MY FOOD -
This hit me right where it hurts...
*My simp spot.*
Im suppose to shower but that can wait
Him:”now give me that neck”
Me:”what about the ‘take it slow’ part”
Aye y'all remember baby guzma? Yeah HE GROWED TF UP
Me sitting here the entire time screaming inside my head "SHUT UP AND KISS ALREADY DAMN"
Jesus wtf d_b
I can’t even count how many time I’ve lost no simp September :3 this audio definitely added a loss to that count tho
Guzma: “the boss would neva eva-“
Me: *screeches in Vietnam war flashbacks that was my undertale faze - was thinking about underfell sans*
i got excited that guzma was back😭🥰 but i didn’t expect- _THIS_ 😳😳😳
Is it bad that I can listen to things like this while drinking a soda, munching on cheese puffs, and at the same time *not* get hot under the collar? (Pun absolutely intended).
Me: I just beat shield so I’ll watch the Leon videos now!
Guzma: heeyyyyyyyy
I'm a simple woman... I see pet I click😩.
2020 did a number on ya girl😭✌️
I'm blushing just reading the title