Everyone who reads this, we don’t know each other and probably never will but I wish you all the best in life and all the luck in the world 💕🥰❤️❤️ #donotsmoke
Your comment needs a panel of a low bitrate image of these two fellers just smoke and stare at the camera For post reddit meme. Or something around the idea
@@Psychonaut165 this is england we're talking about here, whether you're well off or a chimney-sweeping street urchin you're born into a red brick cube that goes against modern safety codes
Smoking dried up cigs that are x amount of months old, instead from an unopened pack in order to rate them, is straight up blasphemy. It's a difference between night and day to smoke 'em humid vs. dried up. Specially strong ones.
I once smoked a chungwa at a train station in a small town in Italy called Domodossola. A chinese exchange student who spoke almost no english offered me some while we waiting for our next train (we both were headed to Milan). That cig, plus a coffee, plus the Italian alps were peak life
1:45 There's nothing that could brighten my day until a random dude with yellow teeth in a ski mask smiling at the camera starts talking about good cigarettes 😂
I'm a 9 year old child in Indonesia, thank you for the motivation to keep on smoking. I will now steal money from my grandma to get a pack of ciggies. Sometimes it gets tough and I feel like quitting, but this video gave me the vigour to keep on
That last ones name is 七匹狼 which means septwolves or seven wolves, and honestly if I ever saw one smoking that on the street here in China I keep my distance cuz whoever smokes that does not mess around, he’s got nothing to lose
Wow_mao, thanks for making this video! I'm an impressionable teen looking to get into a new vice, and this tierlist reallly helped me make my decision inbetween alcohol or tobacco!
I put Camel in S tier because it actually discouraged me from smoking ever for the rest of my life, as it was the first brand I put up when I was a teen
My French grandmother lived to 112 and she smoked like a coal factory you're spreading misinformation to bring down the most oppressed class: Smokers and Filipinos
I'm a veteran, was actually addicted to alcohol and cigarettes. Got severely traumatized, i also suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Got diagnosed with cptsd. Not until my wife recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 8 years totally clean. Much respect to mother nature the great magic shrooms.
Congrats buddy. I want to become a mycologist because honestly mushrooms are the best form of medicine (not just psychedelic ones) There are so many people today using magic mushrooms to ween off of SSRI medication- its amazing! Years back i wrote an entire essay about psychedelics. they saved you from death buddy, lets be honest here.
Hey mates! Can you help with the source? I suffer severe anxiety, panic and depression and I usually take prescription medicine, but they don't always help. Where can I find those psilocybin mushrooms? I'm really interested in treating my mental health without Rxs. I live in Australia don't know much about these. I'm so glad they helped you. I can't wait to get them too. Really need a reliable source 🙏
Mushrooms are very medicinal. This is why anybody familiar with psilocybin and any other kind of fungi will tell you, "They are alive." They have a very ancient wisdom. To my experience, all mushrooms have always said, "Pay attention to your life. How you think, how you feel, and what will you do with the information that you always knew, but now are seeing in this point of view." This is why mushrooms are so respected in tribal cultures. This mental health treatment works for me too. Half micro doses do the trick for me. At least a few days at a time with lengthy time in between. Never addictive. Thank you for sharing this point!
Damn, that's a güd fukin' dream. I'd be deep divin' into the lucid dreamscape chasing that dragon. You could file this one in the memory hole as: Zen and the art of smoking cigarettes
Toothpaste is not gonna clear that unless it has hydrogen peroxide which opens up and clears the pores of your teeth (btw don't use that stuff unless you know what you're doing or follow the instructions cause you'll regret it)
From runestones in scandinavia, to ancient hieroglyphics in Egypt, to ancient scibes in China, to totem poles in america, to statues in Rome, they all told us about this video.
I got Marlboro reds in Greece and they were the best cigarettes I've ever smoked. I'm a newbie so I haven't tried a lot but they're so much better than what we have in Poland
Weed Smokers🤓: this is errrmmm like the sativa ultrakush VVizard blend it has the optimal THC and CBD content Cigarette Smokers🤑: I get blue because I like the color blue
Plenty of us weed smokers pick their weed because the name sounds funny too. Nothing like some Alaskan Thunderfuck or some Cheetah Piss. I dont even know off the top of my head if they are sative or indica lmao.
@@notme5844 totally based, my favorite strain for comedic potential is probably funkmaster, many puns and jokes to be thought up while watching trailer park boys
Yeah, the Chinese go hard with it, they be smokin' like it's the 1980's over there. And they aint smokin' for pleasure, they're smokin' with a death wish cuz they haven't been allowed to leave the ifone factory for two weeks.
@forgivem4h781 takes time but you incorporate them into your social settings, your schedule, everything and by then its a given, not a thought. Thats when quitting becomes nearly impossible.
Everyone will think your cool and baddies will smell the smoke and fly towards you like a cartoon. Remember: The quickest flame to burn is the brightest
Those latenight darts with strangers after a long night of drinking is the only thing I miss about cigarettes. You always get the strangest cigarettes from the coolest people.
If you guys are set to continue smoking, it could be an interesting and original series to have people send you packs of cigarettes from around the world, and you can teirlist different packs from different countries. I dont know how wide your reach is, but you guys really make this work and be super entertaining
Check out jacobfuckingjones, he makes videos where he smokes cigarettes on his travels (among many other smoking related videos), he's reviewed a very large amount and is a chill and funny guy I highly recommend.
I fucking love this video, came from China Fact Chasers. Pure vibes between homies, little bit of education, drunkenness, and a lot of laughs, good shit.
@@agustinfernandez5115 depends, if you don't smoke you likely will think so about any. Being more probably to like flavored ones. Landus change was my first flavored cigarette not considering one from when I was younger And honestly, it sucks. It's cheap anyhow. My first one was amazing. I bought lucky strike red and I thought "man, mid to bad" now I like that shit. I'm still going to buy a flavored cigarettes this next Friday.
I got Chongwa's on Halloween when I was 17 from this rich Chinese dude who didn't speak any English and didn't have any candy Life changing experience, I've been chasing that high ever since
I'm very confused by this comment is it just satire I can't read or are you legitimately making a statement about addiction? if so, what does him mentioning the main health risk associated with smoking have to do with being an addict? pretty sure non-smokers are aware too?
As a Chinese person with several uncles that are always drunk and chain smoking, I am glad you put Chunghwa as an S tier cigarette. I can assure you, it has ended many lives and has almost caused the local forest to burn down. ❤️ We even smoke it indoors, in restaurants. You can come if you want free cancer!
This video is like a dream come true for me Edit: The most popular Greek cigarette brand is Karelia specifically the Gold Case. Assos is usually just a cheaper option so most people buy Assos. But tastewise Karelia Gold Case is the best (as well as any form of rolling tobacco)
The rankings (SPOILER): (also I DISAGREE with some of the placements but I will place them were you placed them and provide my most humble [and correct] opinions alongside) S-Tier : 01:23 Chungwa Soft Cigarette, the quintessential Dengist revisionist cigarette, a corrupting force of the people turning them away from the teachings and principles of Mao, its tantalizing taste and mouthfeel can corrupt even the most principled of revolutionaries, even myself, the lost sister of Friedrich Engels, D-Tier; 10:41 Natural American Spirit Blue, settler class colonialist scum appropriating and exploiting indigenous heritage and culture, the peak of Petit Bourgeois hedonism, filtered garbage, F-Tier; 14:36 John Player Gold Cigarette, authentic and revolutionary critical support to the Taliban, S-Tier 🇵🇰; A-Tier: 09:17 Natural American Spirit Yellow, cigarette for the Petit Bourgeois woke "all natural" type, also filtered, F-Tier; 11:41 Natural American Spirit Natural Blend, solarpunk petit-bourgeois goonerist escapism, F-Tier; 15:41 Chesterfield Blue, English revisionist packaging is now being implemented in the States (color-coding), this anti-proletarian movement supported by Keir Starmer and his colonialist puppets (England is the source of all colonialism and thusly all English are inherently bourgeois), F-Tier; 18:13 Galoises Blue, a victim of the woke anti-proletariat EU council, the french are revolutionary by nature, being an exception to the generic evil of the white devil, clearly escaping the curse of Yakub, A-Tier; B-Tier: 16:35 Chesterfield Slim Blue, a suffragette classic, and a personal aesthetic, I only smoke them when I have self confidence, meaning I have a pack just sitting their with one missing and I can't smoke them because I'm ugly, A-Tier; 19:40 LD Blue, exceptional cheap proletariat choice manufactured by my cousins in Turkei, the indigenous proletarian population of Asia Minor and the lower Balkans, S-Tier; C-Tier: 03:57 Malboro Gold, a case of modern Bourgeois reformism co-opting and then ruining proletarian culture (abandoning its roots as a femme-cigarette to pose as the epitome of Amerikkkan landlord fetishization the faux-cowboy) but once upon a time they were great, another victim of the colonialist settler (big tobacco exec.), F-Tier; 21:26 七匹狼, china-proles mogging western wokoid settler millions must dei, only true and authentic proletarians blessed by Mao and Che can smoke these, S-Tier; D-Tier: 07:04 Camel Yellow, original proletarian choice, the cheap cigarette of the people, perfect harsh taste to accompany the rugged proletarian's natural immunity to smoke, although filterless is the only true choice, B-Tier; 13:17 Assos Greek Red Cigarette, Greek, F-Tier; F-Tier: 05:30 Malboro Black Menthol, despite the later corruption and fall of the Malboro company at the hands of the white settler class devils, Menthol cigarettes were always at the forefront of the Civil Rights movement in Amerikkka, supporting the NAACP in their proletarian struggle against the settler class, even handing out discount Menthol cigarettes at black churches... anyway I hate menthol I do not want to brush my teeth I want to smoke, A-Tier; 20:36 L&M Blue Finely Cut, classic indigenous and proletariat choice, and I will critically support with Comrade Nigel Farage with his war against bourgeois EU rule, A-Tier; Anyway this is genuinely one of the worst video's to watch trynna cut out my smoking habits, but yeah I just go for cheap and harsh and it pairs well with cheap whiskey that I just keep in the truck (i don't condone drinking and driving).
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Everyone who reads this, we don’t know each other and probably never will but I wish you all the best in life and all the luck in the world 💕🥰❤️❤️ #donotsmoke
im smoking after this
I love smoke fr fr
might have another cigarette
You're not a doctor, you can't tell me what to do.
Take that ski mask off you pagpag merchant
>23 minute video smoking cigarettes
>swear words censored
hell fuckin yeah
6:02
HEY! You can say that man.... @@hello-rq8kf
yuotvbe yes saar
@@TheBoiBaz 13:39
Your rich friend and unemployed friend on a Wednesday afternoon:
Your comment needs a panel of a low bitrate image of these two fellers just smoke and stare at the camera
For post reddit meme.
Or something around the idea
Who's the rich one lol?
Algeria history have a long History
@@ricardo-2019-î avg numidian history enjoyer
@@777shennnn 🇨🇵🇲🇦🏳️🌈🇮🇱🤮
"This the first time I've smiled in months" truly the greatest comedy is tragedy.
"God I miss smoking cigarets."
"It has been one day bro"
Average smoker experience
more like one minute
I only smoke one a week lol
@@agentepolaris4914good on you man
@@agentepolaris4914after work exclusively myself
I quit smoking multiple times....I usually quit every 30-60 minutes...
fentanyl tier list when?
ketamine tier list when?
philly fent better be in s tier
wowmao lived in britain not seattle
It’s all S tier
"Tranq is a clear S tier."
"you agree geo?"
"..."
"He agrees"
I really fucking waited for someone to this because i hated that video when he didn't even take a puff
It is obscene how far I had to scroll to find someone who finally said it.
Im a 13 year old boy from Kazakhstan, thank you wowmao for inspiring me into using my mother's money for groceries to buy cigarettes ❤
We coping with a nicotine addiction to forget our abusive Kazakh father with this one!!11!1 100%
Based
@@thedootslayer6983 Back in cummunism here in Poland kids could buy cigs in cornershops no problem, my mom used to buy them for her parents lol
Keep it up son and you'll get far in your life 👍
Im a 8 year old girl this will be my inspiration for stealing my dads cigarettes and using them💖💗💕
Bro has 10 packs of cigarettes to review and still brought his vape
Mb that was cart
It hits different tbh
@@gnawnickvods939you get it
hungry warrior
i vape between smoking cigarettes
This video comes out and then 2 weeks later Charlie goes on hiatus, coincidence?
>my teeth aren't actually this yellow,
that's some top tier COPE
Fr like bro is making a CIGARETTE TIER LIST and is like "i swear my teeth aren't yellow"... yeah says the smoker 😭
I think he's totally yellow
Man's Filipino genes didn't save him from British nationality.
They do seem whiter when the lighting changes later tho
@@randombritishperson. He's preparing fot the Bethel nut tierlist
That ashtray speaks volumes on why these guys are more than qualified for this tierlist
No Pueblo?...
@@klof4276no Gauloises either.
@@lillexus5589 but no Pueblo tho...?
@@Karb0nz why no pueblo????????
Pueblo went to have lunch
Man I do love Charlie but when he dropped that video and didn’t even smoke them, I was disappointed. Thank you for making this. You’re all heroes.
dropping this video while I stopped smoking two days ago is legit criminal
Naww 🙏😭
just one more puff
@@hjeriz embrace yourself
just one more ciggy aint gonna hurt
dont smoke if you get urges
i hope you can quit them
Balkan kids when they reach the age of 12
10*
8*
6*
4*
Fuck it. We started smoking since we came out the womb
not beating the british teeth allegations with this one
bro on the left is the most West Virginia looking brit i've seen in my life
He's swedish lol
He’s just got the slight ratty face
@@iAMaReaperGotprobZ💀
He looks like dale Earnhardt’s bastard child.
Sweden is just West Virginia with more money and more snow.
this is like the cold ones set if they were in poverty
Cigs expensive af wdym
@@clever27692$
@@clever2769 that's why they ended up in poverty
That’s a brick wall dude. Bricks are expensive af wym
@@Psychonaut165 this is england we're talking about here, whether you're well off or a chimney-sweeping street urchin you're born into a red brick cube that goes against modern safety codes
Smoking dried up cigs that are x amount of months old, instead from an unopened pack in order to rate them, is straight up blasphemy. It's a difference between night and day to smoke 'em humid vs. dried up. Specially strong ones.
Maybe but this is still funny
This guy smokes
Lung check
Yeah old dried up cigarettes are fcking awful might as well trash em
I once smoked a chungwa at a train station in a small town in Italy called Domodossola. A chinese exchange student who spoke almost no english offered me some while we waiting for our next train (we both were headed to Milan). That cig, plus a coffee, plus the Italian alps were peak life
I swear, smoking at the train station in domodossola especially when the mountains still have some snow is epic.
@@bluemlimaamusique6253 it was a 10/10 experience. Mid March so there was still some snow on the mountains too
I love domo with its damp athmosphere. Lucky to only be 1h away with the train… ;)
I don't smoke. I will never smoke. I watched every second of this.
Just once bro!
You should start smoking
never say never king
Has said every single smoker at one point (me)
I haven’t smoked since Monday and will smoke noe
two dudes just smoking, drinking and chatting. probably the best content i've seen in a last few months
The editing makes it feel like im actively getting cancer 10/10
Smoking cigarettes with a la haine t shirt, this is how it's done
ya
Never expected an apex youtuber to be here
oui
n the yung lean unknown memeory tshirt they dripped out
@@jowjow__2295 spotted that too lol
1:45 There's nothing that could brighten my day until a random dude with yellow teeth in a ski mask smiling at the camera starts talking about good cigarettes 😂
Tf2 Spy knows his cigarettes well.
He's celebrating the recent improvements to the game
Well of course, he's French.
Bro just smoked the best Chinese cigarette brand and the shittiest at the same time in one video
Make them smoke a Newport and they’ll add an F- tier just for it
I'm a 9 year old child in Indonesia, thank you for the motivation to keep on smoking. I will now steal money from my grandma to get a pack of ciggies. Sometimes it gets tough and I feel like quitting, but this video gave me the vigour to keep on
That last ones name is 七匹狼 which means septwolves or seven wolves, and honestly if I ever saw one smoking that on the street here in China I keep my distance cuz whoever smokes that does not mess around, he’s got nothing to lose
Thank you for the clarification sir
Lao Ban ciggies real boss type shit
You are the person of intellect and culture
Cigarettes breaking cultural barriers
Dung eater cigs
you guys give off the same vibes as the shitlords from back in the day of early youtube just without the chaos. definitely subscribing.
After consulting several Bulgarian intellectuals, Wow_Mao was finally able to determine the defintive quality ciggies
Ay man
before he had to consult with the Bulgarians intellectuals, he needed to first verify the quality of ciggies from the Albanians
For real.
What do the Chinese say tho?
"Bulgarian intellectuals" no such thing
Been thinking about smoking lately after quitting 6 months ago, these dorks made smoking look that uncool that I’m never touching them again
This might be my favorite comment I’ve seen on TH-cam
@@Averageautismenjoyer not seen alot of YT comments then
it made me want to smoke again
Keep it up wow mao
Thousandth like 🔥
dude in red got more british sounding the more drunk he got
Wow_mao, thanks for making this video! I'm an impressionable teen looking to get into a new vice, and this tierlist reallly helped me make my decision inbetween alcohol or tobacco!
Do both and throw in some pot on occasion too.
Don't choose just one of them !!! Drink and smoke at the same time for the best achievable experience. Doing since 15 years old, highly recommended 🤗
I’m vicemaxxing
Should recommend some gambling on the side to have full Balkan highschooler pack
@@foxadee dont forget about doing lines of coke too 😊😊😊😊
Wow mao, the cancer is near... be sure to spend your last days making youtube shorts.
May the end be swift
And argue with people on internet
The new deadpool/wolverine movie is looking good
This is peak student activity on the first week back when everyone has money from summer jobs
So relatable bro
rollies after that
Hell yeah, I remember when I got my first salary, the very first stuff I bought with it was a bucket of KFC and a pack of Marlboro Menthols
this video gave filthy frank nostalgia idk why. 10/10
They‘re both literally Gen Z filfthy frank and idubbz lol
It's none other than Dirty Bloke and Mr. Negi Generation Neo
the bg music... and the chilllll attitude
are you racist or something?
im tottaly with you on this
I've never had any desire to smoke, I've never seen any of your videos before, but this whole video was just a great chill vibe.
Ah, the carlsberg mouth rinse between the smokes to neutralize flavor. The true sign of a real ciggarete connoisseur
Vodka tierlist when? Leo needs to prove Finlandia actually is the shit.
Tho Finlandia is great, smooth and quite gentle
all vodka tastes the same, drinking anything other than the cheapest vodka is bourgeois
@@lunalangton5776 I can pay few euros just to avoid Żubrówka
It doesn't make any difference down the road.
@@lunalangton5776nah m8. You stray away from the Glenns because of the worse hangover.
I put Camel in S tier because it actually discouraged me from smoking ever for the rest of my life, as it was the first brand I put up when I was a teen
This is the modern equivalent of those Greek guys sitting at that white place or someshit
Smoking Assos taxi driver cigarettes. Normal Greeks smoke Karelia gold
@@dakiler2028 karelia gold is goated
@@egeciran1785 Shhhh. Karelia for cigarettes is what loux is for soft drinks.
The Athenian Academy?
Shaving years off the lifespan to make everyone's day just that little more brighter. The true mark of a real nicotine enthusiast...
@@cannonballking7 a true mao of the people.
Amen brother
My French grandmother lived to 112 and she smoked like a coal factory you're spreading misinformation to bring down the most oppressed class: Smokers and Filipinos
and geopold was there too
Amen
I'm a veteran, was actually addicted to alcohol and cigarettes. Got severely traumatized, i also suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Got diagnosed with cptsd. Not until my wife recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 8 years totally clean. Much respect to mother nature the great magic shrooms.
Congrats buddy. I want to become a mycologist because honestly mushrooms are the best form of medicine (not just psychedelic ones) There are so many people today using magic mushrooms to ween off of SSRI medication- its amazing! Years back i wrote an entire essay about psychedelics. they saved you from death buddy, lets be honest here.
Hey mates! Can you help with the source? I suffer severe anxiety, panic and depression and I usually take prescription medicine, but they don't always help. Where can I find those psilocybin mushrooms? I'm really interested in treating my mental health without Rxs. I live in Australia don't know much about these. I'm so glad they helped
you. I can't wait to get them too. Really need a reliable source 🙏
YES very sure of mycologist Predroavaro. This treatment worked for me too. Helped me get rid of my life long depression and BPD.
Mushrooms are very medicinal. This is why anybody familiar with psilocybin and any other kind of fungi will tell you, "They are alive." They have a very ancient wisdom. To my experience, all mushrooms have always said, "Pay attention to your life. How you think, how you feel, and what will you do with the information that you always knew, but now are seeing in this point of view." This is why mushrooms are so respected in tribal cultures. This mental health treatment works for me too. Half micro doses do the trick for me. At least a few days at a time with lengthy time in between. Never addictive. Thank you for sharing this point!
How can I find him? Is he on insta
this killed my adopted chinese 6 year old thank you wow mao
Do you mean your free sweatshop worker?
@@MangUcokProductions not free, 0.25 cents an hour !
I wanna know how to get those emojis. Bruh
@@gatoloco3949 Press on the 😄when you use YT on your PC. Then press on the to get the good stuff
I had a dream one time that i got offered a Chunghwa by a chinese office worker on his smoke break.
Damn, that's a güd fukin' dream. I'd be deep divin' into the lucid dreamscape chasing that dragon.
You could file this one in the memory hole as: Zen and the art of smoking cigarettes
Base
transcendent
You met god
My dreams always end up with me getting arrested so sounds like you're WINNING
Bro has corn as his teeth buy some toothpaste bro
chainsmoking does that man
Toothpaste is not gonna clear that unless it has hydrogen peroxide which opens up and clears the pores of your teeth (btw don't use that stuff unless you know what you're doing or follow the instructions cause you'll regret it)
I've never smoked, and this is giving me withdrawals
I smoke like, once every few months.
And same.
@@GigiBranconiI some like E V E R Y F U C K E N D A Y multiple times and this video gave me a nicotine hangover and withdrawals at the same time 😂
From runestones in scandinavia, to ancient hieroglyphics in Egypt, to ancient scibes in China, to totem poles in america, to statues in Rome, they all told us about this video.
It all makes sense now
You went to greece AND GOT THE WORST CIGARETTES WE HAVE, next time get Karelia Gold, so much better
I got Marlboro reds in Greece and they were the best cigarettes I've ever smoked. I'm a newbie so I haven't tried a lot but they're so much better than what we have in Poland
Sun Tzu says "If your wife smokes Chungwa Soft, you need not fear the result of 100 unwanted pregnancies."
Real shit
Amen bro
Are you talking about a Chinese proverb?
guys smoke a cig that literally tastes like shit and put it over camel. i can respect that
the music for the Marlboro golds is great! love the pick
five hundred cigarettes
*”brwuawh”*
@@sireffortlessgarbage7922”We must have more”
Lol 😂
The tip is to be ignited and the smoke inhaled
463*
Weed Smokers🤓: this is errrmmm like the sativa ultrakush VVizard blend it has the optimal THC and CBD content
Cigarette Smokers🤑: I get blue because I like the color blue
The ones who love both: dude shut up and pass it already
@@billywhale1293nothing like the cigarette after the joint really kicks it in
@@warshrine8635 the only experience that compares is the stacked 1g bowl of tab green and keef
Plenty of us weed smokers pick their weed because the name sounds funny too. Nothing like some Alaskan Thunderfuck or some Cheetah Piss. I dont even know off the top of my head if they are sative or indica lmao.
@@notme5844 totally based, my favorite strain for comedic potential is probably funkmaster, many puns and jokes to be thought up while watching trailer park boys
one of the greatest videos ive ever seen in my 21 years of living.
facial reconstruction of wow_mao reveals him to be an exact replica of your coworker at dominos
Schizophrenia core
Yeah, the Chinese go hard with it, they be smokin' like it's the 1980's over there. And they aint smokin' for pleasure, they're smokin' with a death wish cuz they haven't been allowed to leave the ifone factory for two weeks.
Bro: "I'm trying to quit."
Bro:
whole feast
Legend has it that every pull from a chungwa cigarette grants you +20 social credits
I want to know where this legend of yours comes from
@@WonzTechnology I recieved a revelation from Emperor John Xina himself
Im 16 and can't wait to start smoking! Thanks for the inspiration wow_mao!
don’t smoke there’s nothing good about it all ur gonna think about is cigarettes
@forgivem4h781 takes time but you incorporate them into your social settings, your schedule, everything and by then its a given, not a thought. Thats when quitting becomes nearly impossible.
Everyone will think your cool and baddies will smell the smoke and fly towards you like a cartoon. Remember: The quickest flame to burn is the brightest
Bro why wait smoke now and smoke weed
@tarnishedeldenlord23677 terrible advice gj
This is EXACTLY the video i thought and wanted after watching Charlie's video. Thank you so much bro's🙏🙏
Those latenight darts with strangers after a long night of drinking is the only thing I miss about cigarettes. You always get the strangest cigarettes from the coolest people.
I was in rehab and this one lady gave me some vogue Lilliac ultra thing cigarettes at like 2am 😂 I've never felt so fancy in my life
Fr tho. Someone handed me an unbranded one (self made) and man... it was the BEST cigarette I've ever tasted. Never found it again 😅
Too late to explore earth,
too early to explore space,
Just in time for a mf cig tierlist
1920: "I bet we'll have flying cars in the future! Or maybe a cure for cancer!"
2024: C I G A R E T T E T I E R L I S T
WEE ARE GETTING LUNG CANCER WITH THIS ONE🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
If you guys are set to continue smoking, it could be an interesting and original series to have people send you packs of cigarettes from around the world, and you can teirlist different packs from different countries. I dont know how wide your reach is, but you guys really make this work and be super entertaining
NickTheSmoker
@@evil1st smoking 10 cigarettes at once to die 10 times as quickly
Check out jacobfuckingjones, he makes videos where he smokes cigarettes on his travels (among many other smoking related videos), he's reviewed a very large amount and is a chill and funny guy I highly recommend.
@@theunholybanana4745 ykwis ykwis
I fucking love this video, came from China Fact Chasers. Pure vibes between homies, little bit of education, drunkenness, and a lot of laughs, good shit.
Damn no Marlboro reds? The real cowboy ciggue
I recently got a pack, I started cutting the filters in half and now they're decent. I usually smoke unfiltered Largo or 4 Aces.
It's the Han Chinese of cigarettes
I prefer Camel Classic Filterless for when I go on Hikes and Marlboro Gold for social smoking.
Marlboro man ads were the peak of marketing
and no lucky strikes..?
"it's literal shit bro"
*keeps smoking it*
arent all cigs like that in a way anyway? lmao
@@agustinfernandez5115 nah
@@agustinfernandez5115 depends, if you don't smoke you likely will think so about any. Being more probably to like flavored ones. Landus change was my first flavored cigarette not considering one from when I was younger
And honestly, it sucks. It's cheap anyhow. My first one was amazing. I bought lucky strike red and I thought "man, mid to bad" now I like that shit.
I'm still going to buy a flavored cigarettes this next Friday.
@@agustinfernandez5115 btw the Hollywood black was sweet and pleasant as fck. Idk if there is one like him, perhaps djarum black kretek?
the true smoker mindset
Leo is the most American Brittan I've ever seen
I got Chongwa's on Halloween when I was 17 from this rich Chinese dude who didn't speak any English and didn't have any candy
Life changing experience, I've been chasing that high ever since
This is so fucking funny
Lucky bastard
"Warning smoking causes cancer and so on"
Spoken like a true addict
I'm very confused by this comment is it just satire I can't read or are you legitimately making a statement about addiction? if so, what does him mentioning the main health risk associated with smoking have to do with being an addict? pretty sure non-smokers are aware too?
@@u.s.sdeadass8703 Addicts know the risks of what they're doing, but they don't care, hence the deadpan tone.
@@u.s.sdeadass8703 Bot comment 100%
@@u.s.sdeadass8703 are you autistic
Damn bro you a detective
can we get a weed strain tier list?
Yes we must
This‼️🍃💨
Master of roflness?
Mr ahmadi nejad????
hi
As a Chinese person with several uncles that are always drunk and chain smoking, I am glad you put Chunghwa as an S tier cigarette.
I can assure you, it has ended many lives and has almost caused the local forest to burn down. ❤️ We even smoke it indoors, in restaurants. You can come if you want free cancer!
xDDDDD
As a Chinese person you should know who was mao.
What you said is true, but few people can quit smoking.
Camel on D tier broke my heart 😭😭😭how could my favourite smoker wow underscore mao do this?!?!😭😭😭
Lung cancer speedrun Any%
“You go thru 2 packs a day? I go thru 2 lighters a day, pussy!”
-Bill Hicks
dw, the NHS got his back
@@jacketpotatofortheewow Mao doesn't pay his national insueance cuz they too expensive
Cigs dont cause lung cancer
Na bro, they're building up their Deadeye
>not trying lucky strikes red
No Newports or Dunhills? Fine, Fuck off
peak content, just smoking and drinking, this is what i've always wanted to be when i grow up, good work keep it up!
Why I get diagnosed with lung cancer, I’ll tell the doctor that “I got it thanks to the Filipino British superstar Wow_Mao”
Isn't that the guy with the pentagon leaks on his discord?
@@VarrazYes
Condom tier list next please (plastic bag supremacy)
Natural sausage casing better be S tier
pig intestine for the win
Plastic wrap is good imo
Glove gang represent
@@thenasiudk1337 the ol' foreskin and rubber band trick also works
i love the fact that he has a giant hashtray in front of him but still he kills the cigarettes on the table
Testicle cancer speedrun
guy in a gimp mask: "i do sometimes like it when its harsh"
Man for real you got every Greek offended for trying those shitty Assos and not a "Karelia gold case" or "Karelia excellence"
It doesn’t get more summer vibes than sitting with your friends, drinking beer and ranking cigarettes. Legitimately great video.👍
this video has achieved what multiple films failed at: convincing me cigarettes are cool
thank you wow_mao
This video is like a dream come true for me
Edit: The most popular Greek cigarette brand is Karelia specifically the Gold Case. Assos is usually just a cheaper option so most people buy Assos. But tastewise Karelia Gold Case is the best (as well as any form of rolling tobacco)
μαλμπορο red μονο
@@lilbottle9709 STRIFTO MONO
In Germany we call Marlboro Golds, the cigarette for 16 year olds
In Poland it also checks out
They remind me of grandma cigarettes, just because my grandma smoked them lol. Camel crushes feel like the cigarette of a 16 year old to me
Same in the netherlands. Kids and club sluts.
got a pal that says that marlboro reds are healthier than golds
@@xilpes6254healthier does not mean shit when smoking. It’s speedrun deluxe no matter what.
The pure yellow teeth are the mark of a true doink smoker
Doinks im Amish
Leo looks *exactly* like the British version of my old Meth dealer. He was a pretty chill dude I guess
The rankings (SPOILER):
(also I DISAGREE with some of the placements but I will place them were you placed them and provide my most humble [and correct] opinions alongside)
S-Tier : 01:23 Chungwa Soft Cigarette, the quintessential Dengist revisionist cigarette, a corrupting force of the people turning them away from the teachings and principles of Mao, its tantalizing taste and mouthfeel can corrupt even the most principled of revolutionaries, even myself, the lost sister of Friedrich Engels, D-Tier; 10:41 Natural American Spirit Blue, settler class colonialist scum appropriating and exploiting indigenous heritage and culture, the peak of Petit Bourgeois hedonism, filtered garbage, F-Tier; 14:36 John Player Gold Cigarette, authentic and revolutionary critical support to the Taliban, S-Tier 🇵🇰;
A-Tier: 09:17 Natural American Spirit Yellow, cigarette for the Petit Bourgeois woke "all natural" type, also filtered, F-Tier; 11:41 Natural American Spirit Natural Blend, solarpunk petit-bourgeois goonerist escapism, F-Tier; 15:41 Chesterfield Blue, English revisionist packaging is now being implemented in the States (color-coding), this anti-proletarian movement supported by Keir Starmer and his colonialist puppets (England is the source of all colonialism and thusly all English are inherently bourgeois), F-Tier; 18:13 Galoises Blue, a victim of the woke anti-proletariat EU council, the french are revolutionary by nature, being an exception to the generic evil of the white devil, clearly escaping the curse of Yakub, A-Tier;
B-Tier: 16:35 Chesterfield Slim Blue, a suffragette classic, and a personal aesthetic, I only smoke them when I have self confidence, meaning I have a pack just sitting their with one missing and I can't smoke them because I'm ugly, A-Tier; 19:40 LD Blue, exceptional cheap proletariat choice manufactured by my cousins in Turkei, the indigenous proletarian population of Asia Minor and the lower Balkans, S-Tier;
C-Tier: 03:57 Malboro Gold, a case of modern Bourgeois reformism co-opting and then ruining proletarian culture (abandoning its roots as a femme-cigarette to pose as the epitome of Amerikkkan landlord fetishization the faux-cowboy) but once upon a time they were great, another victim of the colonialist settler (big tobacco exec.), F-Tier; 21:26 七匹狼, china-proles mogging western wokoid settler millions must dei, only true and authentic proletarians blessed by Mao and Che can smoke these, S-Tier;
D-Tier: 07:04 Camel Yellow, original proletarian choice, the cheap cigarette of the people, perfect harsh taste to accompany the rugged proletarian's natural immunity to smoke, although filterless is the only true choice, B-Tier; 13:17 Assos Greek Red Cigarette, Greek, F-Tier;
F-Tier: 05:30 Malboro Black Menthol, despite the later corruption and fall of the Malboro company at the hands of the white settler class devils, Menthol cigarettes were always at the forefront of the Civil Rights movement in Amerikkka, supporting the NAACP in their proletarian struggle against the settler class, even handing out discount Menthol cigarettes at black churches... anyway I hate menthol I do not want to brush my teeth I want to smoke, A-Tier; 20:36 L&M Blue Finely Cut, classic indigenous and proletariat choice, and I will critically support with Comrade Nigel Farage with his war against bourgeois EU rule, A-Tier;
Anyway this is genuinely one of the worst video's to watch trynna cut out my smoking habits, but yeah I just go for cheap and harsh and it pairs well with cheap whiskey that I just keep in the truck (i don't condone drinking and driving).
B-brace?
this is one of the most unhinged things I have ever read
This shit right here is why I come to the comment section lmfao
@@edyslavico3761unhinged and cringe, diving too much into cigarette culture when the taste, feel and smell is all subjective to the smoker.
Based cig class break down, 10/10
Genuinely so much better than Cr*tikal's cigarette tier list
i didn't expect vieze asbak and joost klein to be making a tierlist of the REAL cigarettes from around the world. it killed my curiosity thx!!
Bro's mouth looks like super mutant from fallout
90% of smokers quit before they get the lung cancer achievement
This is the true essence of TH-cam how it was intended to be used as a content platform.
"I swear my teeth arent this yellow" ok Mr moker man