*THIS REVIEW IS A REUPLOAD DUE TO BAD AUDIO* sorry it took me for fucking ever to do something aboot it but here it is finally an ok audio. You can now listen on the phone and other platforms with no broken audio.
I believe the pain actually started back in 1996 with Spy Hard which was directed by Jason Fridberg's dad, Rick. Friedberg and Seltzer wrote the story and it probably would've been much worse if they actually directed it. Scary Movie may have helped get them famous but it wasn't their first project. After Spy Hard the pain just kept getting more and more agonizing. If Friedberg's goal was to follow in his fathers footsteps in making shit movies he definitely succeeded and highly surpassed him.
And considering that the former NC Jr. featured pictures of Uwe Boll and Michael Bay among pictures of bad movie makers, Josh Levin of Slate magazine even called them better filmmakers than Seltzerberg in his review of Meet The Spartans, saying "Friedberg and Seltzer do not practice the same craft as P.T. Anderson, David Cronenberg, Michael Bay, Kevin Costner, The Zucker brothers, the Wayans Brothers, Uwe Boll, any dad who takes shaky home movies on a camping trip, or a bear who turns on a video camera by accident while trying to eat it. They are not filmmakers. They are evildoers, charlatans, symbols of Western civilization's decline under the weight of too many pop culture references".
Scary Movie 5 review? It may be a piece of crap that destroyed everything the previous films had going for them but to my knowledge it's a breath of fresh air compared to these movies.
Nostalgia Critic Junior Let's not forget that Kal Penn was also in Son of the Mask which was just..... yeah. Ironically he was also in Superman Returns. I watched that movie a long time ago and don't remember much of it because it bored me. I didn't hate the movie but I did hate the ending and I'd just consider it an okay movie.
7:36, I was going to say that its like the film is trying to be Self-Aware of how dumb it is and laugh at how funny it is, but its not worth doing either one at all right now.
The "jokes" are terrible, the acting sucks worse than a plank of wood with an angry face drawn on it, and guess what? Some of their jokes are even "lifted" from the films they are parodying (seriously).
"Some of their jokes are even "lifted" from the films they are parodying (seriously)." As is the case with the Borat "parody" (using the term loosely there as Borat is a comedy movie itself), as Film Brain pointed out in his review, the change being "Kazakhstan" replaced with "Gnarnia". As Film Brain stated: "That's the same joke, with one word change. The SAME JOKE. This isn't parody or plagiarism, this is outright theft." Just proves why it's useless and redundant to try to spoof comedies.
I wonder how a spoof movie would turn out if it just parodied big budget piece of shit movies or other infamous things that everyone hates/hated and obviously not have it directed by SeltzerBerg. I don't think that idea sounds too bad if someone today can actually make a parody movie that doesn't suck ass.
Hey NC Jr. Rank these movies from Best to Worst: Twilight Epic Movie The Emoji Movie Foodfight The Last Airbender Freddy Got Fingered I know I'm Terrible....
well they all make you want to die but some because they are boring and some because they so bad. So from worst to devil produce Twilight The Last Airbender Epic Movie Foodfight The Emoji Movie | | \/ Freddy Got Fingered
We credit Nostalgia Critic Sr. (sure, I rag on that guy a lot, but to put it the nicest way possible, I only enjoy him as a guilty pleasure, in a lot of his videos) and Jr. for hating these films with a burning passion.
Are you a max steel (the tv show) fan? If you are, then you must stand up against Stewart Hendler, and his bull sh*t and do what the likes of The Nostalgia Critic, or Erod The Blockbuster Buster has never dared to do before and review the Max Steel Movie and rip it a new one. And if you do this review and know nothing about the original, then look up the Wikipedia page on Max Steel (2013) and watch the first season of the show in order to get familiar to it, then you will be ready to take down this movie once and for all. And to be honest, I think that not even Michael Bay could make this movie as bad as it is. I mean at least Michael Bay's Movies had good action scenes most of the time and for the most part, the acting in his films are half decent. But here, it doesn't even have that, instead it has lazy and terrible writing, a bad romantic sub plot, annoying voice acting and lines for Steel, bad action and barely has and action scenes at all, even though the movie is rated PG 13 for the action, the acting is terrible, has many plot holes, when it tries to be funny, it comes out as just annoying, and plus it is very predictable, not to mention how they managed to pull a last air bender on us with the ending, by promising a sequel, when we all know that it will never happen. So yes, Stewart Hendler to me is worse than Michael Bay as a director, now he may not depict woman the way Michael Bay does, but still I would like the pronounce him as the love child of Michael Bay and Uwe Boll. So by what I've told you so far, are you up to the challenge
0:44, 0:45: Josh Levin of Slate magazine called Uwe Boll and Michael Bay more respectful filmmakers than Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer in his review of Meet The Spartans (which he called the worst movie he ever saw). Here's what he said: "Friedberg and Seltzer do not practice the same craft as P.T. Anderson, David Cronenberg, Michael Bay, Kevin Costner, The Zucker brothers, the Wayans Brothers, Uwe Boll, any dad who takes shaky home movies on a camping trip, or a bear who turns on a video camera by accident while trying to eat it. They are not filmmakers. They are evildoers, charlatans, symbols of Western civilization's decline under the weight of too many pop culture references".
If he reviews them by defending them in the end like when he said critics were wrong for disliking the Hotel Transylvania films on his list of Adam Sandler films he actually likes, we end his career!! After all, we have Bobsheaux!
@Kieran Stark you're not gonna end Nostalgia Critic! No way he's not going anywhere and I do like Bobsheaux but you can't beat the original TH-cam critic, Doug Walker! You and that change ChannelAwesome bullcrap has done nothing to alter the critic! Go home pal you're probably drunk!
I think this is worse than Disaster Movie. I think it's partly from the title the movie has and what a piece of shit it turned out to be because at least Disaster Movie has a fitting title. from what I remember EM also has more make you gag gags that are grosser than DM. I hate Sunday more than Monday for kind of similar reasons.
And its simply It Throws every bottom of the barrel joke, every over the top routine and simply Use films that popular and none of them made us laugh not once. It edited horriblely, It has little to-do with the movies, and the stuff they did its a big 🖕to the people.
You know when a movie is bad when the only praise that you can give it is "atleast is not as bad as Freddy Got Fingered"
ohooohohho god that movie
At least, you guys didn't mention Biodome.
I got even worst, MASTER OF DISGUISE!!!!
Oh, let's see...Jem The Movie? MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Pluto Nash
The day spoof movies gone downhill
dude that day has come
@@NostalgiaCriticJunior 7:36, That scene (in the Movie) didn't make me laugh at all
*THIS REVIEW IS A REUPLOAD DUE TO BAD AUDIO* sorry it took me for fucking ever to do something aboot it but here it is finally an ok audio. You can now listen on the phone and other platforms with no broken audio.
This movie is so bad, it makes Bart Baker to start a career to make (somewhat) parodies on Pop music without the knowledge of parodies.
I believe the pain actually started back in 1996 with Spy Hard which was directed by Jason Fridberg's dad, Rick. Friedberg and Seltzer wrote the story and it probably would've been much worse if they actually directed it. Scary Movie may have helped get them famous but it wasn't their first project. After Spy Hard the pain just kept getting more and more agonizing. If Friedberg's goal was to follow in his fathers footsteps in making shit movies he definitely succeeded and highly surpassed him.
And considering that the former NC Jr. featured pictures of Uwe Boll and Michael Bay among pictures of bad movie makers, Josh Levin of Slate magazine even called them better filmmakers than Seltzerberg in his review of Meet The Spartans, saying "Friedberg and Seltzer do not practice the same craft as P.T. Anderson, David Cronenberg, Michael Bay, Kevin Costner, The Zucker brothers, the Wayans Brothers, Uwe Boll, any dad who takes shaky home movies on a camping trip, or a bear who turns on a video camera by accident while trying to eat it. They are not filmmakers. They are evildoers, charlatans, symbols of Western civilization's decline under the weight of too many pop culture references".
@@aussieman3021 7:36, This scene nebver made me laugh at all
Scary Movie 5 review? It may be a piece of crap that destroyed everything the previous films had going for them but to my knowledge it's a breath of fresh air compared to these movies.
Yeah I hated 5 I think that would be a fun venture
Nostalgia Critic Junior Let's not forget that Kal Penn was also in Son of the Mask which was just..... yeah. Ironically he was also in Superman Returns. I watched that movie a long time ago and don't remember much of it because it bored me. I didn't hate the movie but I did hate the ending and I'd just consider it an okay movie.
18:08, OH, NO JACK-DIDDLY-SQUAT, EINSTEIN!
Are you going to be Reviewing all the other Parody Movies like Meet The Spartans and Disaster Movie and all that because I really want to see them
7:36, I was going to say that its like the film is trying to be Self-Aware of how dumb it is and laugh at how funny it is, but its not worth doing either one at all right now.
The one movie I regret ever watching...
you poor poor sap XD
The "jokes" are terrible, the acting sucks worse than a plank of wood with an angry face drawn on it, and guess what? Some of their jokes are even "lifted" from the films they are parodying (seriously).
It has gone down hill
That one thing with Superman getting shot in the eye is one of the few decent jokes in the film tbh
"Some of their jokes are even "lifted" from the films they are parodying (seriously)."
As is the case with the Borat "parody" (using the term loosely there as Borat is a comedy movie itself), as Film Brain pointed out in his review, the change being "Kazakhstan" replaced with "Gnarnia". As Film Brain stated: "That's the same joke, with one word change. The SAME JOKE. This isn't parody or plagiarism, this is outright theft." Just proves why it's useless and redundant to try to spoof comedies.
I'm here because Pan Pizza.
Remember kid, never let your dreams die!
thanks dog
Oooo, when did Pan Pizza mention Nostalgia Critic Jr.?
I think in his latest Podcast.
Pretty good review, you should review seed of Chucky due to its bad reviews
Good thing I didn't get this movie on DVD for my birthday
*Rip parody movies*
I wonder how a spoof movie would turn out if it just parodied big budget piece of shit movies or other infamous things that everyone hates/hated and obviously not have it directed by SeltzerBerg. I don't think that idea sounds too bad if someone today can actually make a parody movie that doesn't suck ass.
Also That Snakes on a plane bit.
In the Unraited or raited version, The line Was changed into God dam snake on this god dam plane.
''0:46'' Boy, did that hadn't aged well. Because, Zack Snyder was FRAMED by Warner Bros.!
Well, not what I expected but hey still a good update to a great review
This movie hurts when you watch it and 25:47 sums up how awful the movie is.
Hey NC Jr. Rank these movies from Best to Worst:
Twilight
Epic Movie
The Emoji Movie
Foodfight
The Last Airbender
Freddy Got Fingered
I know I'm Terrible....
well they all make you want to die but some because they are boring and some because they so bad. So from worst to devil produce
Twilight
The Last Airbender
Epic Movie
Foodfight
The Emoji Movie
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Freddy Got Fingered
We credit Nostalgia Critic Sr. (sure, I rag on that guy a lot, but to put it the nicest way possible, I only enjoy him as a guilty pleasure, in a lot of his videos) and Jr. for hating these films with a burning passion.
Well Kevin Hart was good in Jumanji at least.
yeah that was later tho XD
Nostalgia Critic Junior Could you survive the pain and torture of the animated Titanic movies?
Are you a max steel (the tv show) fan? If you are, then you must stand up against Stewart Hendler, and his bull sh*t and do what the likes of The Nostalgia Critic, or Erod The Blockbuster Buster has never dared to do before and review the Max Steel Movie and rip it a new one. And if you do this review and know nothing about the original, then look up the Wikipedia page on Max Steel (2013) and watch the first season of the show in order to get familiar to it, then you will be ready to take down this movie once and for all.
And to be honest, I think that not even Michael Bay could make this movie as bad as it is. I mean at least Michael Bay's Movies had good action scenes most of the time and for the most part, the acting in his films are half decent. But here, it doesn't even have that, instead it has lazy and terrible writing, a bad romantic sub plot, annoying voice acting and lines for Steel, bad action and barely has and action scenes at all, even though the movie is rated PG 13 for the action, the acting is terrible, has many plot holes, when it tries to be funny, it comes out as just annoying, and plus it is very predictable, not to mention how they managed to pull a last air bender on us with the ending, by promising a sequel, when we all know that it will never happen.
So yes, Stewart Hendler to me is worse than Michael Bay as a director, now he may not depict woman the way Michael Bay does, but still I would like the pronounce him as the love child of Michael Bay and Uwe Boll.
So by what I've told you so far, are you up to the challenge
You should watch Freaked. It's a great homage to the ZAZ and Brooks comedy era, even though it's not much of a parody itself.
I'm not sure how valiskibum could have gotten even cringer
0:44, 0:45: Josh Levin of Slate magazine called Uwe Boll and Michael Bay more respectful filmmakers than Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer in his review of Meet The Spartans (which he called the worst movie he ever saw). Here's what he said:
"Friedberg and Seltzer do not practice the same craft as P.T. Anderson, David Cronenberg, Michael Bay, Kevin Costner, The Zucker brothers, the Wayans Brothers, Uwe Boll, any dad who takes shaky home movies on a camping trip, or a bear who turns on a video camera by accident while trying to eat it. They are not filmmakers. They are evildoers, charlatans, symbols of Western civilization's decline under the weight of too many pop culture references".
I hope Nostalgia Critic (the original one) reviews the SeltzerBerg movies one by one including Epic Movie one day.
If he reviews them by defending them in the end like when he said critics were wrong for disliking the Hotel Transylvania films on his list of Adam Sandler films he actually likes, we end his career!! After all, we have Bobsheaux!
@Kieran Stark you're not gonna end Nostalgia Critic! No way he's not going anywhere and I do like Bobsheaux but you can't beat the original TH-cam critic, Doug Walker! You and that change ChannelAwesome bullcrap has done nothing to alter the critic! Go home pal you're probably drunk!
If you say so!
I think this is worse than Disaster Movie. I think it's partly from the title the movie has and what a piece of shit it turned out to be because at least Disaster Movie has a fitting title. from what I remember EM also has more make you gag gags that are grosser than DM. I hate Sunday more than Monday for kind of similar reasons.
I love your thought process it's very perceptive I kinda agree with you on that
18:25 Good job, Seltzerberg, you badly parodied the Closet bit from Zoboomafoo.
MY CHILDHOOD IS RAPED!!!!!!
Awesome video, NC would be proud of you.
thanks man :D
@@NostalgiaCriticJunior I probably would a made a Movie better than this without a Budget
Finally, someone said it!
Paris Hilton was the joke
Was this movie made by mtv
You should put the Crypt Crytyc in your ordinary reviews he's just like Satan from Nostalgia Critic.
All this movie does is remind me to go watch the films they're spoofing.
Hey, where’s that intro?
19:04 from all the raps they could've make a parody they decided to chose one thats already a comedy??
I like the funny parts from this movie
And its simply
It Throws every bottom of the barrel joke, every over the top routine and simply Use films that popular and none of them made us laugh not once.
It edited horriblely, It has little to-do with the movies, and the stuff they did its a big 🖕to the people.
Try watching disaster movie it’s a literal disaster
Also watch The hillywood show, they at least they did one movie or tv show at a time
I enjoyed Epic Movie
How?!? HOW?!? - PhantomStrider
Nigga, you ain't even properly framed!!!
yeah should have got my good side
Nostalgia Critic Junior fuck you! Lol
What the fuck did I just watch
You look just like the kid from the Spy Kid films
You mean Daryl Sabara.
@@aussieman3021 maybe?
epic movie? ugh
who is him lol
I'll do you one better why is him
This movie sucked but Meet the Spartans was funny... Go figure.
Fantastic movie