According to my calculations he is approximately 53 years old, born on September 11th, so he is therefore 53 years old, 49 days, 10 hours and twenty seven minutes, 51 seconds old.
This reminds me of when I went to New York in 1999. I don't know how I got away, but I swear I still see the Big Man peaking through my window every now and then...
How long have they been sleep deprived? After about 3 days, hallucinations occur, so maybe that’s what’s going on. Also maybe that’s Paul Poltergeist, my best friend from 1838
Hey sleep deprived I’ve been going through a really tough time. My grandma was solicited by Joe Biden and promptly executed by him. This channel keeps me going from the trauma. Thank you.
At the beginning with the "Is this an actual thing?" about people who call themselves "ghost hunters" buying bullshit tools, it's an actual thing. Went to 2 universities for physics and they'd both get multiple phone calls per year from nutjobs who want to learn how to find ghosts. Was almost always a response of telling them to never call again and hang up.
2:29 “Caress me gently, for I care-“ *”what the-“* 3:12 “Hold on, smile” *click* “You look dashing :)” 3:22 “There’s a human skull on the floor, how did we miss this?” “Erm…that’s awkward..” 4:16 “BABE ALERT, OHHHHHH!”
Schlatt never believed in ghosts until he came face to face with one, he set out on a quest with mika,apanda and astro to catch ground breaking proof of the paranormal working professionals in the field these are his stories, thses are his Ghost adventures.
Fun fact, a guy named Altruistic, know for phasmo and DBD playthrus has a picture of his dog in the game and a pic of a relative, his dog died so they put that there.
writing down the timestamps when Apandah first speaks in each gaming video (sounds and laughs don't count): SLEEP DEPRIVED SKYBLOCK! 0:01 SLEEP DEPRIVED SKYBLOCK FINALE! 0:23 SLEEP DEPRIVED MARIO PARTY! 0:08 SLEEP DEPRIVED MICHAEL MYERS! 0:35 WE NEED YOUR HELP. (this counts as a gaming video i guess) 0:26 SLEEP DEPRIVED MINECRAFT MANHUNT! 0:01-0:02 SLEEP DEPRIVED FORTNITE! 0:09 SLEEP DEPRIVED GARRY'S MOD! 1:19 SLEEP DEPRIVED HAND SIMULATOR! 0:08 (i think pandah says How do you?) or 0:24 (i think he says The fuck?) SLEEP DEPRIVED PUBG! 0:24 SLEEP DEPRIVED GRAND THEFT AUTO! 0:02 (panda screams WHAT) JOE BIDEN KILLS US ALL (Garry's Mod) 0:05 WE SUCK AT COOKING. 0:04 THE WORST ROBLOX MAPS EVER! 2:16 WE MADE A MINECRAFT SERVER! 0:04 MARIO PARTY RUINED OUR FRIENDSHIP. 0:23 THE SCARIEST ROBLOX MAPS EVER! 0:04 HE’S RIGHT BEHIND US, ISN’T HE? (Garry's Mod) 0:08 EMERGENCY PRESS CONFERENCE! 1:38 WE ARE TERRIBLE PEOPLE. 0:07 Roblox Squid Game. ROBLOX SQUID GAME 0:04 CS:GO RUINED OUR LIVES. 0:30 TIME TO GET OUTTA HERE! 0:08 THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE WATER.... (ft. Jerma) 1:54 (he screams HEY) DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU. 0:18 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 0:57
Watching another Phas playthrough where everyone sits by the door doing fucking nothing makes me want to rip my hair out. They should REALLY just add a pop-up saying "You can't leave until the ghost is done hunting, go hide until you think it's safe!" because literally EVERY TH-camr does the same thing.
2:04 as soon as you asked that there was a commercial on tv (I won't specify for what because I'm afraid of this comment being taken down.) where everyone started repeatedly saying yes. 😂
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Whoever does the titles for these video must be some kind of genius
so it’s definitely not apandah
@@FlyingMicrotonalBanana agreed
@@FlyingMicrotonalBanana apandah is my little genius
Yes
It’s edited by *moistxd* so I would assume they chose the title
I get whiplash everytime Mika swears
makes me laugh from how weird it sounds
it makes me goon
i love how the “eRhm tHat jUsT hAppEnEd” quirky millennial bit has been ongoing for several videos now 💀
for all the audio listeners at home i’m strokin my shit rn
He clearly likes it!
Explain in graphic detail plz.
He clearly likes it!
*i'm out here strokin mah-*
We all clearly like it!
its always fun when they play games that split them up into weird pairs, each of them are so funny together
this is the perfect video to watch while trying to forget about the scarring events of episode 69 of the sleep deprived podcast!
There is no ep.69
Exactly
@@randomguyoninternetidk4014 It was removed due to what Mika did
@@randomguyoninternetidk4014 Mika did such unspeakable things and even had the nerve to say he had zero regrets.
we dont talk about it anymore
how old is schlatt? i just looked up that adults 40-60 can commonly have heart attacks, i don’t really think playing this game is safe for him
Nah don’t worry he’s only 37.
Dont worry he is about 21 years, 7 weeks and 5 days old
@@finnstert9978 why is that so specific
According to my calculations he is approximately 53 years old, born on September 11th, so he is therefore 53 years old, 49 days, 10 hours and twenty seven minutes, 51 seconds old.
@@windydayys funny thing most people dont know is that he was born on THE plane on september 11th
This reminds me of when I went to New York in 1999. I don't know how I got away, but I swear I still see the Big Man peaking through my window every now and then...
Live in fear for one day he will enter
He approaches with a velocity to be reckoned with
@@skrish3976 🤨
I love the part when Mika said "Look at that beautiful moon" and the delusional fuck that Schlatt is, bursts out laughing
did panda say that not mika?
Anti Apandah propaganda
the delivery of "One more stroke, ONE MORE STROKE" by Astro at 25:12 is actually so fucking awesome.
literally so sick
guys, I have a bad feeling about this one… he’s right behind me isn’t he?
*music scratch* Awwkwaard
Gulps loudly uhhh
No. But I am.. ;)
ermm.......
i loved the part where jschlatt made the very funny comment "joe walker, more like joe cocker" and then all his friends laughed.
This episode made me feel like a ghost was coming inside of me 🥵
wdym by that.
@@karzman5484 he means he was getting possessed duh
Thats true i was the ghost
Ok
i wish my name was ghost😩
“I’m more of a try guy, as in I cheat on my wife”💀
As someone with a bit of knowledge for Phasmophobia, watching them play made me want to hurt myself
Sameeeee
Ok,
How long have they been sleep deprived? After about 3 days, hallucinations occur, so maybe that’s what’s going on. Also maybe that’s Paul Poltergeist, my best friend from 1838
Yoooo I love Paul
We Stan paul
The Sleep Deprived Podcast is definitely one of the podcasts that has joe podcast
Who’s Mike?
whos joe
@@fishgladiator you did this to yourself
@@XiaoMeiying who's joe.
Schlunk
I wish for more of this simply because of the rare moments when you get fucking jump scared for no damn reason
Hey sleep deprived I’ve been going through a really tough time. My grandma was solicited by Joe Biden and promptly executed by him. This channel keeps me going from the trauma. Thank you.
sleepy joe probably already forgot about it 💀
thats so sad i hope your grandma is ok 😢😢
Hope she gets better 🙏
The banshee in the end even revealed itself being a banshee by walking right past schlatt lol
What Kobloid ass laughter was 23:52 💀
You know, I dont know why people are surprised that Apandah would intentioally drop the soap. He DID have a female vtuber avatar for a while
At the beginning with the "Is this an actual thing?" about people who call themselves "ghost hunters" buying bullshit tools, it's an actual thing. Went to 2 universities for physics and they'd both get multiple phone calls per year from nutjobs who want to learn how to find ghosts. Was almost always a response of telling them to never call again and hang up.
This is the podcast of all time
17:36 i like how everyone completely ignored the hands coming out of the wall
where
cool bug fact you can actually tell the last ghost was a banchee because it completely ignored three of them during the hunt.
@Sharp bro wtf are you on
this is the perfect video to watch while trying to get over my phobia of the letter A
The title is so creative, idk how they even come up with this stuff!!
Asexuals when they see the title: 🥵🥵🥵
Can confirm
Also can confirm
What is Asexual 😭😭😭@@SammieV707
can comfirm
Can confirm
*"the stand user could be anybody !!!"*
jschlatt:
Another great hit from apandah and friends
4:26: schlatt makes a quick witted joke, unbeknownst to him there was a rather well known artist by the name of Joe Cocker.
This isn't clickbait, the video is exactly what the title is about
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while luring unsuspecting tourists into my gaping maw
2:29
“Caress me gently, for I care-“
*”what the-“*
3:12
“Hold on, smile”
*click*
“You look dashing :)”
3:22
“There’s a human skull on the floor, how did we miss this?”
“Erm…that’s awkward..”
4:16
“BABE ALERT, OHHHHHH!”
Can't believe they couldn't find bebal behemoth
I couldn’t even skibidi to this😂 I fannumed IMMEDIATELY !! 😂😂 Wrap on Isle OHIO! 😂
🏝️ ohio
16:46 THE WAY THIS SCENE PLAYED OUT 😭😭
HOW APANDAH JUST DROPPED THAT LINE 😭
Felt like something straight out of a zoomer version of the office
You gotta appreciate the Nintendo Halloween background music 👌
“well, if you can’t beat em’”
*commences group ghost fucking*
so glad you FINALLY played phasmophobia
"one more stroke"
i think get got is the only death grips songs aztrosist knows
8:18 jumpscared by a plate
Beebal behemoth will arrive in 2 days
I love watching gaming Channels like this
I do sure hope that there's no screaming in this video
A is my favorite letter of the alphabet too, you’re really on to something with this new alphabet
This episode is freaking shweet
to think this all happened because schlatt and mika were sleepy
Love the cap kingdom music
Schlatt never believed in ghosts until he came face to face with one, he set out on a quest with mika,apanda and astro to catch ground breaking proof of the paranormal working professionals in the field these are his stories, thses are his Ghost adventures.
the TF2 music makes me feel comfy cozy and reminds me of when i had time to play games religiously
apandah haunts my dreams
Love how schlatt said chai and not chai tea
the cap kingdom music from super mario odyssey in the background was freaking me out
Oml the title is godly and content amazing i love this channel!!!!
They are going insane
I can't believe people didn't get the Courage the Cowardly Dog reference at 6:53
what people? are you seeing things
This is truly one of the titles of all times
Fun fact, a guy named Altruistic, know for phasmo and DBD playthrus has a picture of his dog in the game and a pic of a relative, his dog died so they put that there.
6:54 The courage impression bro
this FNAF video was fire
fr
Everyday can be Phasmophobia if you kill someone in your basement!
writing down the timestamps when Apandah first speaks in each gaming video (sounds and laughs don't count):
SLEEP DEPRIVED SKYBLOCK! 0:01
SLEEP DEPRIVED SKYBLOCK FINALE! 0:23
SLEEP DEPRIVED MARIO PARTY! 0:08
SLEEP DEPRIVED MICHAEL MYERS! 0:35
WE NEED YOUR HELP. (this counts as a gaming video i guess) 0:26
SLEEP DEPRIVED MINECRAFT MANHUNT! 0:01-0:02
SLEEP DEPRIVED FORTNITE! 0:09
SLEEP DEPRIVED GARRY'S MOD! 1:19
SLEEP DEPRIVED HAND SIMULATOR! 0:08 (i think pandah says How do you?) or 0:24 (i think he says The fuck?)
SLEEP DEPRIVED PUBG! 0:24
SLEEP DEPRIVED GRAND THEFT AUTO! 0:02 (panda screams WHAT)
JOE BIDEN KILLS US ALL (Garry's Mod) 0:05
WE SUCK AT COOKING. 0:04
THE WORST ROBLOX MAPS EVER! 2:16
WE MADE A MINECRAFT SERVER! 0:04
MARIO PARTY RUINED OUR FRIENDSHIP. 0:23
THE SCARIEST ROBLOX MAPS EVER! 0:04
HE’S RIGHT BEHIND US, ISN’T HE? (Garry's Mod) 0:08
EMERGENCY PRESS CONFERENCE! 1:38
WE ARE TERRIBLE PEOPLE. 0:07
Roblox Squid Game. ROBLOX SQUID GAME 0:04
CS:GO RUINED OUR LIVES. 0:30
TIME TO GET OUTTA HERE! 0:08
THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE WATER.... (ft. Jerma) 1:54 (he screams HEY)
DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU. 0:18
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 0:57
it is amazing how many emotions can be expressed with a single letter! truly mind blowing! i am so amazed wooooowwerz
i love phasmophobia. so glad they played it
3:28 understandable. At least have of my phone’s storage is dog pictures.
I'm sure nothing bad will happen in this video
Its as if the moment it turns october the only music youtubers are allowed to use is Team Fortress 2 | Right Behind You - Valve Orchestra Cover
Watching another Phas playthrough where everyone sits by the door doing fucking nothing makes me want to rip my hair out. They should REALLY just add a pop-up saying "You can't leave until the ghost is done hunting, go hide until you think it's safe!" because literally EVERY TH-camr does the same thing.
The Rhymes are so good
i love the editor for using tf2 music so much
13:47 is peak writing fr
Oh my God it’s so crazy that you were hunting me first
if u can't beat em, beat em off
The title is on point
as someone named emma, this vid gave me an adrenaline rush
I love jclatt spamming or writing f’d up titles for vids
Did they already forget the greatest threat of them all? Babo behemoth? Or was it babil? Idr
we need more
the title goes hard
perfect title it made me click through sheer curiosity
How poetic
2:04 as soon as you asked that there was a commercial on tv (I won't specify for what because I'm afraid of this comment being taken down.) where everyone started repeatedly saying yes. 😂
This video reminds me of what happened to those people in 1999
the way the game has a crucifix 💀💀 and schlatt really went: OWA OWA OWA whats next? HoLy WaTeR??? ahhh yesss
Was literally thinking they should do a phasmophobia episode a few days ago wtf 😂
They get into your thoughts
They get into your thoughts
They get into your thoughts
22:10 Whoever edits these videos has S-tier music taste. TF2 *and* Deltarune??? Fuck yeah
Schlatt you never signed my starforge creator
they really gonna be sleep deprived after this
remember when this was a podcast
This is truly a "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" moment
ghosts.
Scooby Doo never gets old
Sleep deprived phasmophobia is like a dream come true for me
Wake up
Wake up
wake up
Wake up
wake up
18:57 i had a premonition about this line being in a videa
4:41 what were his final words? Schlatts final words "Uh Oh"
this is a lovely game of Five Nights at Freddy's as stated in the description
Executives spent $600,000 on coming up with his title