"interesting fact about Norman is that he's such an introvert and cant be with any other fish cause he would fight them to the death, so I **nervous laugh** totally relate." i don't know the context behind this but hard same.
Only Phil can say “anyFIN is possible” “don’t TROUT yourself” and several other fish related dad jokes and then say the word “quaking” in the same video🤣💚
I adore this man and his unapologetic Aquarius energy. I love how his mind works. Phil is a tornado of blue star-shaped glitter in a shitty, cynical, dusty world. idk man I've had a bad couple weeks regarding mental health and I've been binging their videos, and I just... love them? in the least creepy, non-invasive way, I really do just fucking love them.
More like why you should be wearing makeup, because _this_ is how it could turn out Y'all 'natural' people could never get Norman on your face, and it shows- 👀💋
Flóra Fülöp they actually feel very different ! The type that help you see are thicker and hold their shape better versus the coloured type are thing and tends to be tricky to get to stay in the right shape which makes them harder to put in and they also feel very different and weird
phil is literally me working on anything. at first: "this is really bad." 2 minutes later: "guys, i should never have doubted myself. this is becoming my vision."
Speaking of shelves, recently in KickThePj's "Sad Ghost" video there was a segment I took as to be showing the important things, things he loved throughout his life, on a shelf of books. It included plushees & the like. I paused it several times looking for a representation of Phil, alas no rays of sunshine, cinnamon rolls, Edward Cullen, or even a lion. I think I was very banned very long ago for believing PJ & Phil would have made some outrageous in the best way collaborations if things hadn't turned out the way they did after university.
"This looked so much better in my head." Every artist ever. Don't worry Phil. You just need practice! Probably start with someting less extravagant next time, eh?
"Eyeshadow isn't intricate enough. I wish I had lipliner. Is lipliner a thing?" Yes, Phil. And eyeliner is also a thing. It might have been a better choice than the Sharpie.
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Phil no makeup tutorial should include a segment titled “sharpie time”
26 seconds after you got pinned.
It's Phil, what were you expecting?
(Congrats on the pin btw)
Laura Ahtemen thats actually where you’re wrong
A mood
Silky Nutmeg Ganache is quaking
Phil doing makeup has very big "He's a little confused but he's got the spirit" energy
Lmao I was thinking the same
brb247ful it ain’t much, but it’s honest work.
phil: “this is a tutorial”
also phil: “is this eyeshadow??”
Phil is such a mood.
Me
no one:
nobody:
phil: *places blue contact on already blue eyes*
mariann martínez that’s what I was thinking about when he started taking about the blue contacts
Blue, green and yellow, wasn’t it?
Legit I was just like “phil. You have blue eyes”
@Elizabeth Blackwell Ayyy..😏
mariann martínez to be fair the blue contacts are a lot brighter
alternate title: local man tries his best
I dont know why, the moment I read "tries" I cackled so hard, people from the other room had a huge 'wat' moment lol
alternate alternate title: local man tries to bot get various products in his eyes
Phil: has eyeliner
Also phil: but a sharpie tho
Beauty gurus: it’s not really blendable-
Phil: SPREADY
😂😂
This comment wins an internet
@@sugarnspike613 AN internet? Holy fuck there's more-
phil: has eyeliner, of plenty different shades
also phil: literally uses a sharpie
Phil: “I got blue eye contacts.”
Me: “aren’t your eyes... already blue..?”
Anna Egner lol
That’s exactly what I was thinking lmao
They’re a combination of blue, green and yellow 😏
They shall be even more blue dun dun dun
They're gray.I'm such a Karen
Phil: I have this eyeliner
Phil a little while later: sharpie time
god. he is seriously a dumbass
@@0MGitsRayRay but ya gotta love him for it lol
ikr
rat we knew he was when he printed out a white rectangle
Phil: buys blue contacts
Also Phil: has naturally blue eyes.
Kai D lol I was watching his TH-cam story and I was like “did his eyes get bluer” cause I hadn’t seen the vid yet
No it’s green and blue and yellow🤣 according to Dan
@@jillcooper-roe3909 yea
norman: * cant be with any any other fish without fighting them to the death *
phil: "an introvert"
This kinda reminds of that one tweet:
“I’m ambidextrous”
“That’s wassup man, love who you love”
It gives off that energy
my new favourite tweet. "i'm lesbian!" "i thought you were american" vibes.
miel as an ambidextrous lesbian I combine both tweets.
@@thealtpandapng can you drive? Coz if yes, you're too powerful
Phil: *has blue eyes*
Also Phil: *gets blue contacts*
Wait, Phil can do makeup????
“Watches video”
Nope, But he got the right spirit
He still does makeup better than me.
@@lovemicdropsnakeu7469 ..same
he a little confused, but he got the spirit
"I always think I'm so artistic, and then I start trying, and it just... goes to hell." I feel this on a deep spiritual level.
Phil: *has liquid liner*
Also Phil: I’m just gonna use a sharpie
Liquid liner: Am I a joke to you?
phil: i got the cheapest makeup
also phil: wHy IsN'T iT sPreAdy
The Watchbreaker I literally heard him say he bought cheap makeup especially sparkly eyeshadow and went oh no
He also says you can’t draw with it and I’m like it’s cause of tHE CHEAP MAKEUP
Phil: Has blue eyes.
Also Phil: Wears blue eye contacts.
the blue-ness intensifies O.O
IKR
ENHANCE THE BLUE
i just pressed the like button to turn it from 999 likes to 1k and it was the most satisfying thing to ever happen to me
He went from Phil blue to Jacksepticeye blue
He’s a little confused, but he’s got the spirit
no one:
phil: *turns into a beauty guru*
"Some blue contact lenses-"
Is- is someone gonna tell him
slfjlaskdj my thoughts exactly
thats what i was thinking lmao
X III AYE REFERENCE
Phil: sharpie time
Everyone shouting: use liquid eyeliner!!!!!!
He even mentioned it, so he knew it existed
He said that his one wasn't working. OBVIOUSLY Sharpie is the next best thing. Noob.
smh 😒
😂😂😂
He should have, jezz Phil
*"I've probably got one of the glitteriest crotches on earth"*
Well it's clear phil's never been to a pride parade
amara vagazelling is a thing right?
“we’re gunna just pretend this is black liquid eyeliner”
also phil: has black liquid eyeliner
This was the most chaotic video he’s done
*"this is not an everyday look, this is for like... a fish... event."* - Phil, 2019
_-Phil embracing the scaley life-_
I just really want to like this comment TwT
Alright, guess i can now. You people ruined it
alex this deserves more attention lmao😂
@@jennycathwell3535 why thank you
phil: has blue eyes
also phil: puts in blue colour contacts
Love your profile pic stay alive fren ||-// have a great one
XTREME BLUE
he literally tried to print a blank rectangle, we'll never know what is going on in his mind haha
we j let him do his thing
Nunya Business awhhh thank uuu
"you cant draw with eyeshadow"
i knew he'd get there eventually
Phil: *Has blue eyes naturally*
Also Phil: I’ve got blue contacts
Dani Daunhauer his eyes are blue yellow and green
Phil: buys cheapest makeup possible .
Also Phil : wonders why it doesn’t work.
phil: has blue eyes
phil:
i need blue coloured contacts right the hell now
Phil : -wears contacts most days-
Also Phil :-scared of eye contacts
(I know coloured contacts can be harmful
Fluff Whiskers prescription ones are fine, it’s the circle lessons that are dangerous
"interesting fact about Norman is that he's such an introvert and cant be with any other fish cause he would fight them to the death, so I **nervous laugh** totally relate."
i don't know the context behind this but hard same.
Wait....
WHERES DAN?!
@@sparkyboom2035 OH GOD-
lol wheres dan
Good news, Phil has not killed Dan.
*Yet*
“Everyfin is possible.”
-inspiring words by Phillip Lester.
Stephanie Alvarez don't forget the
'don't trout yourself'
Phil: I always feel like I’m artistic but then I start trying and I all goes to hell.
Me: same.
I read this comment at the same time he said it in the video and now I am
S C R E A M I N G.
I relate to that sooo much ❤️
Phil: "it may look a bit messy now, but... its gonna come together" literally anything I ever do.
Phil: *Is doing makeup*
Also Phil: Oh yeah it’s all coming together.
"I need something like lip liner"
Me: like eyeliner???
Lip liner could also work tho
Phil: "tutorial"
Also Phil: I wouldn't recommend doing this
Nobody:
Literally no one:
Phil: look at my glittery crotch
He👦 was mo.
Ofcourse he said that
Phil poking himself in the eye then admiring how good it looks is everyone who ever put on mascara.
I read that as it happened in the video. 😂
Only Phil can say “anyFIN is possible”
“don’t TROUT yourself” and several other fish related dad jokes and then say the word “quaking” in the same video🤣💚
Elizabeth Kolakowski I love how he laughed at his own self and then face palmed 😂
@@misskeya8412 yes
MY MARINE BIOLOGY TEACHER SAYS THINGS LIKE THIS- (i love her and she loves phil aswell!)
This has some Jenna Marbles energy and honestly it’s the collab we all need
YES
P L E A S E
yes yes yes
Ashton Kluttz fr
That is the kind of wholesome chaos this world needs
Nobody:
Phil: *turns his face into a fish*
Phil: *buys cheapest pallet he could find*
also Phil: WhY iS It BaD
+mutt streams
So true.
And it’s a glitter palette!! They only really work as toppers
To be fair, the eyeshadows were pretty good 😂😂
Nah, some glitter shadows are actually really pigmented and smooth. You just have to get the ones that aren't cheap as hell lol
JayBeh Kay that’s what i’m sayin!! gotta get that matte for the base
The way Phil ended James Charles’ *whole career* singlehandedly with this video
"Norman is such an introvert"
"He'd fight them to the death"
"I can relate"
Phil, where is Dan!?
Underrated comment of the year 👏👏😂😂
I think he absorbed him
He fought him to the actual death
That explains why he's on hiatus
Unless... Dan *IS* Norman!
Dan enters the room: “I LeAvE tHe hOuSe fOr tWo MiNUteS”
It's been a while since I've checked in with my lovely English bois, do they still live with each other?
Macaroni_Doodles i’m fairly certain they do, but i’m not sure. i really hope dan hasn’t moved out or something
@@feef1699 they still live together, don't worry!
@@macaroni_doodles3134 yep!
I read that in Dan's voice
“This looked better in my head”
Me every time I do makeup
Me when I draw something...
I adore this man and his unapologetic Aquarius energy. I love how his mind works. Phil is a tornado of blue star-shaped glitter in a shitty, cynical, dusty world. idk man I've had a bad couple weeks regarding mental health and I've been binging their videos, and I just... love them? in the least creepy, non-invasive way, I really do just fucking love them.
Me too. I hope you're doing better x
phil applying mascara: im just gonna brush it like
me: hair
phil: a cat
me: 👁👄👁
phil: "touch wood"
phil: touches his head, his camera, his houseplant
phil: has a wooden shelf behind him
Madi i was about to comment this
Madi I LITERALLY commented this.
Phil: *uses a sharpie instead of liquid liner*
Also Phil: *LITERALLY SHOWED US THE LIQUID LINER HE BOUGHT*
Wasn't that liner blue as well??
That was blue liquid eyeshadow
"BEAUTUBERS" HOW IS THE BEAUTY COMMUNITY ON HERE NOT ALREADY CALLED THAT? IT'S GENIUS.
LindsVids Jenna marbles came up with it!
Phil: *has blue eyes*
Also Phil: I've got blue contact lenses
Me: *visible confusion*
According to Dan Phil has like 3 eye colors at the same time but you’re right
i finally have the perfect answer to “why don’t you wear makeup” because this is how it would turn out
More like why you should be wearing makeup, because _this_ is how it could turn out
Y'all 'natural' people could never get Norman on your face, and it shows- 👀💋
phil: has eyeliner
phil: *lets draw with eyeshadow*
phil: has eyeliner
phil: DRAWS WITH SHARPIE
So trueee
I started screeching for him to use the eyeliner and my dad was v concerned
Phil: has fish
Also Phil: puts fish on face
Kawaii Potato ME TOO
"i fully got myself in the eye!"
".....ooo it looks good tho"
the gay experience
Phil: has blue eyes
Phil: wears contacts
Also Phil: "I'm scared of putting these blue contacts in"
Wot
he has heterochroma in the middle of his iris,, his eyes are green with blue in the middle (with a hint of yellow)
Flóra Fülöp they actually feel very different ! The type that help you see are thicker and hold their shape better versus the coloured type are thing and tends to be tricky to get to stay in the right shape which makes them harder to put in and they also feel very different and weird
@@wartygourd the only hetero thing about him, Am I Right
James Charles better run. Phil's coming for his career
Omg i died😂😂
Totally
james charles walked so phil lester could run
@@infinitypancakes1040 never has a statement been truer
what career
“Don’t trout yourself” I’ve been a stan for 6 years but this tested me
Darla Eckart 😂😂😂😂
LMAO FR
I was laughing for a solid 3 minutes
It only assured me that I’ve made the right decision
Darla Eckart yup
Okay I’m sorry but I LOST IT at “Does he have ears???”
no one:
nobody:
not a single soul:
phil: paint brush
phil is literally me working on anything. at first: "this is really bad." 2 minutes later: "guys, i should never have doubted myself. this is becoming my vision."
this is one of THE MOST chaotic things i've seen him done i cant even--
mua: undereye
phil: eye bag
i mean he’s not wrong 😂
Why is no one talking about how it actually turned out sorta good
The tail side is actually really nice and kinda flows like a tail
We need to get a makeup artist on TH-cam to recreate this.
Dil Howlter YES
i wish i could film myself doing this look but i have 3 gb left on my storage , o o f .
@@noteiktinetu why do you support melanie martinez? yikes
PLEASE
Mikey from Glam & Gore coukd probably do something cool with the scales
phil: *buys liquid eyeliner*
also phil: *sharpie time*
me: u wot m8
pinof 11 (crack edition)
everyone: they’re getting married
phil: *stares at fish for 3 hrs*
Who’s getting married? Or whatever everyone is thinking?
everyone thought phils new video , this one, was a video about their wedding at the time.
we were so stoopid lmao
How is it about a wedding?
I am so confused, help
I’m confused as well.
“Ow I fully got myself in the eye”
“It looks good tho”
Phil accidentally reviews makeup “that’s not doing anything” “It’s not really spreading”
"any FIN is possible."
"Dont TROUT yourself"
+ Other things from Phil Lester
i wheezed
“I bought the cheapest makeup I could find”
“Why is it not working”
Phil. 🤣
no one:
phil: i stare at my fishes scales
No body:
Literally no body:
Phil:I'm turning myself into my fish
phil: "touch wood"
phil: **touches himself**
also phil: **has a wooden shelf behind him**
shiba omg i thought the same thing 😂🤣
phil: has blue eyes
also phil: buys blue contacts
phil: has Eyeliner FOR THIS VIDEO
also phil: "i should have bought lip liner to put on my eyes"
....
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING
phannies: "THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED ONGOMGOMGOMG😭😭😭"
phil: fish makeup tutorial😗✌
Honestly this is better imo
That's true
Shh
They're getting married?
what is this marriage theory?? just curious lok
phil: *has dreamy blue eyes*
also phil: ...and I’ve got some blue eye contact lenses
You know it all goes down hill when there is section called “sharpie time”
A schizophrenic Chameleon GERARD
Meagan W. YEAH
Other Beauty Gurus: *copies others*
Phil: *stares at Norman* YOURE GORGEOUS
Phil: *whips out sharpie to draw on his face*
The Phandom: *war flashbacks*
Thanks for all the likes guys
I love your pfp
yee
omfg guys thanks for all the likes this is crazy
*cries of cat wiskers can be heard all over the battlefield*
Ah yes and the tears are bac-
nobody:
phil: ears? e a r s? do fish have ears- *GILL FLAPS*
Phil: Searching frantically for wood to touch
Also Phil: Has an entire wooden shelf right behind him
@laurel rush hot new take: what if he no longer has that shelf and that background is green screened in with his green screen
@@caitren that some FBI light editing talent Sh*t right there
Speaking of shelves, recently in KickThePj's "Sad Ghost" video there was a segment I took as to be showing the important things, things he loved throughout his life, on a shelf of books. It included plushees & the like. I paused it several times looking for a representation of Phil, alas no rays of sunshine, cinnamon rolls, Edward Cullen, or even a lion. I think I was very banned very long ago for believing PJ & Phil would have made some outrageous in the best way collaborations if things hadn't turned out the way they did after university.
laurel rush I touched wood for him.
"I'm brushing it like a.....a small cat"
-Phil Lester, the softest little bean ever
“I’ve got some blue contact lenses”
Phil your eyes are blue...
Verity his eyes are blue yellow and green
dan: **walks in** hey phil where’s the-
phil: **pauses in dabbing glitter on his face**
dan:
phil:
dan: **walks out**
I could really see this happen
Kermit you win
Why is no one talking about how HE LET HIS HAIR DYE FADE
YOU CAN ALMOST FULLY SEE THE GINGER
KaedanTheGemini omg i was looking for this comment i love it
KaedanTheGemini it's actually brown
He was trying out different hair dyes
IT LOOKS SO GOOD
YES
He dyed it brown
Listen, Phil using "beautuber" just shows how right Jenna Marbles was on how the beauty community missed out on that name
Phil is the British Jenna
*I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS*
but i’m so glad this happened
Ava Oliver SAME
SAME
i don’t think anyone was tbh
I can just imagine phil forgetting he has a makeup fish on his face and just walking into the lounge and Dan just being like "I'm not even gonna ask"
“He’s such an introvert he can’t be with any other fish ‘cause he would just fight them to the death”
....that’s definitely being introverted
All betta fish do that lol
Pallet: says it is pressed glitter
Phil: wHy IsNt It SpReAdInG aNd It Is CrUmBlInG iN fLaKeS??
Phil: "I've got blue contacts"
Me: phil...you have blue eyes
now his eyes actually look like how they're described in every phanfic ever
@@eleanorhelensarahdarcks8018 LMAO
@@eleanorhelensarahdarcks8018 HAHAHA
"This looked so much better in my head."
Every artist ever. Don't worry Phil. You just need practice! Probably start with someting less extravagant next time, eh?
Phil seriously can't go one year without drawing on his face with a Sharpie
I love how judgemental your profile pic is
Bruh, he misses pinof
Well pinof is gone so he’s got to have SOME excuse.
@@0309_am_ insert titanic moosic somewhere, or any sad moosic,
“Probably damaged my eyesight forever”
Phil your eyesight is already damaged
phil, holding a sharpie: “we’re gonna imagine this is some kind of black liquid eyeliner”
me: but you have a liquid eyeliner!! phiiiill
I read “phiiiill” in dans voice help he’s in my head
CallMeAnnie i honestly did too lmao
CallMeAnnie I did too
"Eyeshadow isn't intricate enough. I wish I had lipliner. Is lipliner a thing?"
Yes, Phil. And eyeliner is also a thing. It might have been a better choice than the Sharpie.
“It’s not an everyday look”
EXCUSE ME I will be wearing this look everyday for the rest of my life
Omg same though 😂 This is my new look from now on