0:00 - 9:50 (Juno gives you marriage counselling) 9:51 - 19:45 (Diana looks up your natal chart) 19:46 - 29:47( Vesta helps you join the Vestal Virgins) 29:48 - 40:49 ( Venus helps you get over a broken heart) 40:50 - 51:14 ( Minerva helps you with a headache) 51:15 - 1:01:25 (Ceres Helps you understand that no-one can steal her daughter and just get away with it)
god bless you xd and uuuuhhh... was the story of minerva different in greek? because i remember that zeus got his head axed because of some pain or something and then she was born
Serj DHead The only difference is that Zeus's headache had to be stopped with the axe and Athena jumped out from the hole made. The headache was from her making armor in his head.
DPRK - Korean Reunification probably, I mean when one of your gods is a war and spring goddess who rides a chariot driven by giant cats-well you pretty much win.
My boyfriend dumped me two days ago and I sobbed my eyes out and could barely sleep until this video popped up in my notifications. I fell asleep right away, and found my self laughing watching this video again. The sarcasm is so there, and I love her energy
it gets hard before it gets better. hang in there, let it out as much as possible, get rid of everything that tie you down to him. you will get through it. xx
It’s so odd how people can’t sleep/something bad happens RIGHT as someone posts an asmr video. Then they claim to feel “magically better” after watching the video and getting likes on the comment they leave???????
Venus (Roman) is very simallar to Aphrodite (Greek). For example, Diana (Roman) and Artemis (Greek) rule the moon together. It's just different mythology, I guess. @@csl2061
a fangirlaholic you should get a red or pink candle and she will help u gain self love it called working with her if u want to worship her and give offerings she likes shells,rose petals,diamonds or Jewelry or things that are sentimental to u
I know that this is a year late but i thought i might explain, basically, in short, there is a story where a man swallowed his pregnant wife because there was a profesy that said his child would kill him, and then he got a really bad headache, so a doctor cracked his head open to take a look, and then his child hopped out (she was poking in his head) and killed him. Lol
@@asr2585 That's actually Greek mythology. The story goes that after the Titan War, Zeus thought it would be a good idea to get a wife. He married Metis, and then Metis got pregnant. However, there was a prophecy that said Zeus would be killed if Metis had a son. In a panic, Zeus swallowed Metis. However, she was still pregnant. Metis eventually just became a nagging thought in the back of Zeus' head. Meanwhile, Athena was born from Metis and went up into Zeus' skull. She began making such a racket that Zeus had Hephaestus crack his skull open. Zeus was a god, so this wouldn't kill him. Hephaestus cracked open Zeus' skull and Athena popped out of the head.
That’s because Ancient Greece / Rome was highly misogynistic and Vulcan wasn’t supposed to be born. Basically Juno was super upset that Jupiter gave birth and not her so she tried to find a way to get pregnant without Jupiter but the baby, Vulcan, came out all deformed and ugly and the moral of the story was that men did everything better than woman and that Juno shouldn’t have even tried to one up Jupiter and she shouldn’t have left her place as a woman. Obviously, the idea that women are less than men is wrong :))
Man, this takes me back. This is out of the 'weird beeping noise and laptop fans' Angelica era. If you're revisiting old videos, can we get more Bambi?
“Those diseases didn’t spread because of me, the horrors the people had to endure, those poor people, the extinction did happen because of me, but hey Macy’s is a thing because of me” Girl you need to calm down
"is your husband fulfilling all of his duties?" me: "i'm gay and single" "has he given birth from his forehead?" me: "i'm gay and single" "did he shower you with gifts on the first of march?" me: "...i'm gay and single" forreal tho, i found u through ur muses video and instantly subbed bc that's such a creative and well done video and i think you're really talented
I'm straight and single--but I see these vids as an exercise in suspending disbelief/seeing-as as being-as. YES, MY HUSBAND DID GIVE BIRTH THROUGH HIS FOREHEAD, HOLY SHIT YOU TOO?
Lucina was actually the goddess fully responsible for making sure children get born. Juno kidnapped her once in an attempt to stop Leto from giving birth.
I don't know how many times durring these 2 years I came back here just to listen to Venus/Aphrodite... she is that one friend that we all need. for real
@@nighthawk3600 Big oof lmao. Although in the year since I wrote that comment I learned I am not a woman, and am a big pan- Gotta love identity issues lol
Goddesses are saving loads of money because they all share the same office space. Thank you for making this video. It was very relaxing and entertaining.
The Goddess Juno.She's the Roman equivalent of Hera as in the Goddess of childbirth,marriage etc.But she's Jupiter's wife.I think it's good to mention that the Romans had a triad known as the Capitoline Triad.The one most commonly referred to as the "Capitoline Triad" is the more recent of the two, consisting of Jupiter, Juno and Minerva. The earlier triad, sometimes referred to in modern scholarship as the Archaic Triad, consisted of Jupiter, Mars and Quirinus and was Indo-European in origin.
Hestia..." These new fire sticks are a prototype, but they beat two rocks or going to Vulcan, or that 'Goddess' Hekate , stuck up Witch Queen....ahhh that one's a winner!"
as someone who just went through some heartbreak (like sobbing while walking around the grocery store holding a box of sushi type of heartbreak) and venus made me feel better lol x
I LOVE ALL THE CONNECTIONS. Like how Minerva was born via Jupiters head and before she was born he had a horrible headache and she's helping you with a headache
0:00 - 9:50 (Juno gives you marriage counselling)
9:51 - 19:45 (Diana looks up your natal chart)
19:46 - 29:47( Vesta helps you join the Vestal Virgins)
29:48 - 40:49 ( Venus helps you get over a broken heart)
40:50 - 51:14 ( Minerva helps you with a headache)
51:15 - 1:01:25 (Ceres Helps you understand that no-one can steal her daughter and just get away with it)
Erin Golden
Thank you so much!
Adam nobby r/niceguys r/butthurt
Adam nobby Nigga what
Erin, the goddess of timestamps
Adam nobby whoopsies i gave you a thumbs down too, so sowwy
“Jupiter my husband, also my twin brother, I know, kinky”
“His head game is strong”
STOOOOOOP LMAO
Before I like it, you have 666 likes.
Timestamp?
@@ashmondthesoutherntrashmon2210 1:43
@1:54
😭💀 PPELAKDKWJFHS
for those of y’all who only know the greek names (aka me)
Juno = Hera
Diana = Artemis
Venus = Aphrodite
Minerva = Athena
Ceres = Demeter
god bless you xd
and uuuuhhh... was the story of minerva different in greek? because i remember that zeus got his head axed because of some pain or something and then she was born
Serj DHead The only difference is that Zeus's headache had to be stopped with the axe and Athena jumped out from the hole made. The headache was from her making armor in his head.
Vesta= hestia
(At least I think so, they got the hearth thing in common)
Norse Gods would defeat both. Hail Odin!
DPRK - Korean Reunification probably, I mean when one of your gods is a war and spring goddess who rides a chariot driven by giant cats-well you pretty much win.
Also called "look at how many things I can do with my hair" roleplay
My boyfriend dumped me two days ago and I sobbed my eyes out and could barely sleep until this video popped up in my notifications. I fell asleep right away, and found my self laughing watching this video again. The sarcasm is so there, and I love her energy
hey its lindsay hope it gets better Lindsay
It will get better ...u will get over him ...
it gets hard before it gets better. hang in there, let it out as much as possible, get rid of everything that tie you down to him. you will get through it. xx
hey its lindsay Hope you get over it:)
It’s so odd how people can’t sleep/something bad happens RIGHT as someone posts an asmr video. Then they claim to feel “magically better” after watching the video and getting likes on the comment they leave???????
I love how Aphrodite focused on self love rather than romantic love, it’s refreshing as well as a nice pick me up 💕✨
a fangirlaholic it was actually so beautiful i cried a little lmaoo
a fangirlaholic hi. Sorry. Minor thing. Isn’t Aphrodite Greek? Bc I thought that she said it was Venus
1,000 subsribers with 1 video challenge oh yeah they’re the same goddess practically lol it’s easy to mix them up sometimes-
Venus (Roman) is very simallar to Aphrodite (Greek). For example, Diana (Roman) and Artemis (Greek) rule the moon together. It's just different mythology, I guess.
@@csl2061
a fangirlaholic you should get a red or pink candle and she will help u gain self love it called working with her if u want to worship her and give offerings she likes shells,rose petals,diamonds or Jewelry or things that are sentimental to u
Nobody:
Angelica: hAs He TrIeD gIvInG bIrTh ThRoUgH hIs FoReHeAd
I know that this is a year late but i thought i might explain, basically, in short, there is a story where a man swallowed his pregnant wife because there was a profesy that said his child would kill him, and then he got a really bad headache, so a doctor cracked his head open to take a look, and then his child hopped out (she was poking in his head) and killed him. Lol
@@asr2585 Wait what?
@@asr2585 That's actually Greek mythology. The story goes that after the Titan War, Zeus thought it would be a good idea to get a wife. He married Metis, and then Metis got pregnant. However, there was a prophecy that said Zeus would be killed if Metis had a son. In a panic, Zeus swallowed Metis. However, she was still pregnant. Metis eventually just became a nagging thought in the back of Zeus' head. Meanwhile, Athena was born from Metis and went up into Zeus' skull. She began making such a racket that Zeus had Hephaestus crack his skull open. Zeus was a god, so this wouldn't kill him. Hephaestus cracked open Zeus' skull and Athena popped out of the head.
@@jjrosen6119 finally a Greek mythology fan like me
If there was ever a such thing as an ASMR comedian it would be proven on this channel hands down 💀
666 likes and im the first comment lol
@@almondmilk8428 836 and 2
i made it 999 :3
And others
*percy jackson middle school phase intensifies*
I found another survivor! Hello
Kindra Nye hi :D
YES
@@peenyweeny3834 Hello!
I see that nagito pfp, you can't hide from the danganronpa police
juno has so much tea
I don't know what to say but I can't not comment on this XD
“I know, kinky” dkalfnslwk
The way Juno ended the counseling session 😂💀
c H o P h i S d i C C o F F
Only Angelica would tell a girl between the ages of 6 and 10 not to "ride"
Juno: _talks about how Jupiter gave birth to Minerva all by himself_
Also Juno: _blatantly ignores how Vulcan was conceived_
And then he was yeeted
That’s because Ancient Greece / Rome was highly misogynistic and Vulcan wasn’t supposed to be born. Basically Juno was super upset that Jupiter gave birth and not her so she tried to find a way to get pregnant without Jupiter but the baby, Vulcan, came out all deformed and ugly and the moral of the story was that men did everything better than woman and that Juno shouldn’t have even tried to one up Jupiter and she shouldn’t have left her place as a woman. Obviously, the idea that women are less than men is wrong :))
@@cherryccoladragon7611it isn't tho
"So you just wanna take that child and like, football-touch it to the ground!"
*Facedesks and laughs hysterically* xD
Saaame and I'm tryna sleep here😂
Angelica: “ hi i’m i licensed marriage counselor”
Me: yep *slams to like button*
I always knew you were a goddess
alex and co. Bro that’s smooth as fuck
Kyra the Trash Monster no it wasn’t
@@ryukobestwaifu3319 well it's kinda cute
@@hossam_san can't you compliment ppl without it being about sex like-
9:50 has me dying yet relaxed
She's not keeping it PG 😂
Morgan Asmr Before this I hadn’t gone through the full video and I skipped over to 9:50
“Now go chop his dick off”
My eyelids got snatched
Venus is love,
Mars loves war,
Then comes Pluto,
Harvesting souls forever more
very nιce, вυт тecнnιcally, нadeѕ dιdn'т нarveѕт, only receιve. мorтιѕ ιѕ yoυr "мan".....
@@LucianCorrvinus Mortis? You mean Thanatos, is Mortis a Roman counterpart or just another harvester
Shave your head for Venus.
I didn't know Roman Goddesses have an adderall addiction.
ιтѕ тнe aмвroѕιa, pacĸѕ a pυncн....
LucianCorrvinous Son of Hekaté O H
"Um, excuse me. Who even are you?" When Angelica comes for the throat! 😖
I can see Hera and Juno sitting down and having a cup of tea, while complaining about their husbands
I mean they’re basically the same goddess, just with slightly different personalities/powers and different names.
Lmao
“on the first of march does he give you gifts?”
he better cause thats my birthday
“Goddamnit... or Jupiter damnit”
DO NORSE NEXT PLEASE
Oh my god yes Angelica please
I mean Jupiter-
BitBlu
YES!!! She needs to do this!
no
@@saint_gales ??
Egyptian mythology next?
Man, this takes me back. This is out of the 'weird beeping noise and laptop fans' Angelica era.
If you're revisiting old videos, can we get more Bambi?
bruh that was like 2 years ago already... woooah
Just a reminder that Vesta is talking to a ten year old.
pleaѕe reмвer cнιldren нave noт alwayѕ вe тreaтed тнe ѕaмe. ιn roмan тιмeѕ, a 10 year old waѕ тreaтed aѕ an adυlт, ғor тнe мιѕт parт....
LucianCorrvinous Son of Hekaté Emo font? Being very defensive about 10 year olds being adults? Are you, by any chance...
10 years old?
@@empirecrumbles615 thought you were gonna say pedophile XD
@@lestatsgirlypop ItS ePhEbIpHiLiA
@@ILikedGooglePlus epheblphilia? I shouldn't look this up, should i..
Edit: ok I just did, wasnt that bad... but I dont agree with it.
Angelica.. your talents are like fine wine. As time goes by,the better it gets. Keep on truckin.
I'm one goddess in and I'm already proclaiming out loud to myself that I love Angelica, salty Juno giving marrigage counciling??? I can't 😂
“Those diseases didn’t spread because of me, the horrors the people had to endure, those poor people, the extinction did happen because of me, but hey Macy’s is a thing because of me”
Girl you need to calm down
We're being blessed with a full hour 😍😍😍 Angie must be feeling good after that diving trip, lol.
Robert Smith diving trip?
holly c lol, yea. I follow her I.G. It was actually a beautiful pic
Instagram squad
Wildernis Edith you better know it 😊
Robert Smith ohh i saw that on her insta i just didnt know what u were talking bout ahaha
Juno = 0:51 - 1:57 , 6:10 - 7:28 Writing/Tapping on a book trigger, 4:21 - 5:55 Fast talking, psh psh sounds trigger
Diana = 11:25 - 11:30 (short typing) 13:00 - 15:35 Typing trigger
Vesta = 25:05 - 29:05 Box shaking trigger? (something's in the box), Cardboard box tapping,
Fire sounds, A bit of Glass Tinkling
Minerva = 49:23 - 50:50 Rubbing/Gliding finger on a smooth surface trigger
Ceres = 51:24 - 1:01:23 Leaf Crunching/Crackle triggers
(Venus has no trigger other than talking)
did you mean mid-wife??
Oh you mean “the nurse who helps give birth to the mother” (that’s what she said...)
"is your husband fulfilling all of his duties?"
me: "i'm gay and single"
"has he given birth from his forehead?"
me: "i'm gay and single"
"did he shower you with gifts on the first of march?"
me: "...i'm gay and single"
forreal tho, i found u through ur muses video and instantly subbed bc that's such a creative and well done video and i think you're really talented
CoffeeCat ii
lιѕтenιng тo тнe woeѕ oғ jυno, aren'т yoυ glad yoυ are gay and ѕιngle?
I'm straight and single--but I see these vids as an exercise in suspending disbelief/seeing-as as being-as.
YES, MY HUSBAND DID GIVE BIRTH THROUGH HIS FOREHEAD, HOLY SHIT YOU TOO?
Lucina was actually the goddess fully responsible for making sure children get born. Juno kidnapped her once in an attempt to stop Leto from giving birth.
I love this sooo much. This girl is like one of the RP ASMR queens tbh.
I love how Minerva is helping you with your headache considering she came from a head 😂😂😂
Me: *reads goddesses in the title*
Also me: finally she is playing the role of someone she really is
"You break it, you buy it." WHEEEZE
VINE REFERENCES YES HAH I LOVE IT
delphiniumlantana omg when did she reference a vine
delphiniumlantana when did she reference a vine??
I NOTICED TOOO
I literally had to watch that vine right after ngl!
you're honestly one of the coolest youtubers ever. i ALWAYS feel entertained when i come to your channel
Her:like god damn he's head game is strong
Me:umm I think I just died of laughter and came back to life🤣😂😂😁
“How about you all go to hades”
😂 lol 😂 I think you meant Pluto
Pluto was the Roman god's name, hades is the Roman underworld
These goddesses are just throwing shade at the greeks goddesses 😂
Yes! xD But, it seems to me as the same Godesses with Roman names.. hahahha
"But I'm Italian so you already lost" Lmaooo same
Every time I see this I'm relaxed till she can't remember the word Midwife. Somebody please go back in time to tell her: midwife.
"God damn" I nearly died at that part lmao😭😭😭
9:50 IM DEAD! Best advice ever! Thank you for that
"It's better to have loved and lost than to continue loving some prick-" Angelica 2k18
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Juno is very brave especially at the end of her advice😅
She has genius level creativity and intellect
Saturday night live was right... Their all just gods of war with diffrent names
Darrian Weathington Obviously you don't know anything about Greco Roman religion and many of them aren't war Gods
@@Texasmade74 this has been... a joke
"just lemme bring up my very godlike computer" SJDISHDIAJSI
I don't know how many times durring these 2 years I came back here just to listen to Venus/Aphrodite... she is that one friend that we all need. for real
When Juno quoted the vine, I spoke it with her
I can die in peace now
A video sure to be filled with ahem... Divine tingles! :P
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Raven Rain
Hey, Raven! Great to see you, man! I hope you're doing well!
I HAVE ASCENDED TO THE NEXT LEVEL OF PUNS FROM READING THE PUNNIEST PUN OF THEM ALL
A raven is clever
+Spoink Meep! :P
(First part) "Husband"
Me: ._. *is gay and a woman*
Same I was um when did this happen
@@nighthawk3600 Big oof lmao. Although in the year since I wrote that comment I learned I am not a woman, and am a big pan-
Gotta love identity issues lol
Yep, well i hope your more happy with how you identify now. Also I'm pan too just mostly gay.
@@nighthawk3600 Eyyy thanks bruv, hope you're happy, too ^^
@@ToxicitysYT Lmao
"she's making mommy proud" I can't even 😂
Off Cam you can see Juno scheming/planning/drawing how to kill Jupiter and his baby mamas😂😂
This is a joke😂😂
Love you Angelica❤️
Goddesses are saving loads of money because they all share the same office space.
Thank you for making this video. It was very relaxing and entertaining.
Juno is amazing.
Im living for the vine reference at the end of Junos marriage counseling 👍🤣🤣🤣
angelica has such a chaotic and powerful energy what an ICON
I would go to an Angelica pep talk
The Goddess Juno.She's the Roman equivalent of Hera as in the Goddess of childbirth,marriage etc.But she's Jupiter's wife.I think it's good to mention that the Romans had a triad known as the Capitoline Triad.The one most commonly referred to as the "Capitoline Triad" is the more recent of the two, consisting of Jupiter, Juno and Minerva. The earlier triad, sometimes referred to in modern scholarship as the Archaic Triad, consisted of Jupiter, Mars and Quirinus and was Indo-European in origin.
She made a bun out of a bangle I'm deeaadd
Omg I just saw the length of the video and I AM LIVING FOR IT
definitely needed to hear venus talk some sense into me tonight. 💕 thanks angelica, this is an amazing video
Venus's quotes/advices were very usefull right now for me. Thanks Angelica❤
A one hour long roman goddess themed asmr video by angelica?
hell yeah
that intense "love urself dummy" vibe was sooo nice omg 💞
I actually didn't know you have to give your romantic other a gift on March 1st. Ill remember that for my girl 💖 thanks for the advice 👍
Juno be giving “The Real Housewives of Rome” fantasy
“Is there really nothing up there that got smooshed?”
Course not it’s Jupiter.
I’ve watched the Greek Goddesses video so many times, I am so excited to watch this! Thank you!!
9:50
Literally just 9:50 sums up this entire channel
Hestia..." These new fire sticks are a prototype, but they beat two rocks or going to Vulcan, or that 'Goddess' Hekate , stuck up Witch Queen....ahhh that one's a winner!"
It’s like she talks in a normal voice that isn’t asmr sort of but it give me the biggest tingles. I love it🥰
Ngl this gave me a new respect and POV for Hera
as someone who just went through some heartbreak (like sobbing while walking around the grocery store holding a box of sushi type of heartbreak) and venus made me feel better lol x
“my husband who is also my twin brother I know kinky” LMAOO I love her
I LOVE ALL THE CONNECTIONS. Like how Minerva was born via Jupiters head and before she was born he had a horrible headache and she's helping you with a headache
I really love your natural look. It's so refreshing to she a women's true beauty not hidden under a ton of makeup
6:15 am lol sadly i cant go back to bed. Fricken school
Real question:
Greek or Roman gods?
Which do you prefer
Jenna G Greek definitely
Greek
Jenna G greek Is more fun and fuffiling
Definitely Greek. The Roman gods were like a poor reboot.
Jenna G Roman
i just learned in art history that Zeus gave birth to Athena through his head... why does she know so much i love her
Wow. I could listen to your Venus talk forever. Also your acting for all of these is superb.
Go to 40:39 then as it finishes go to 9:50 and that makes a perfect meme
Awesome advice
Her:”Juniper my husband, *also my twin brother* , I know kinky”
Me:KEKDHZJjshrjjsjsk
“You might be Greek, but I’m Italian.” Lol
omg need a long vid of venus hyping me up and talking legends cause wow did this pick me up out of a tough spot !!!!
me: * sees title
me: So who we talkin’ Minerva, Juno, Venus, Diana, the Roman form of Demeter
Video: ALL OF THEM
me: 😱
idk why i want a fallout rp so bad, you *kiiinda* look like tandi... actually you look nothing like tandi BUT STILL... that'd be pretty cool
I love how this is a hour long ❤️
i just love your goddess series
Oi oi the shadeeee on Greek gods :P I'm Greek and i feel attacked :P :P
*Me, a gay woman, ready to complain about my husband and his failure to fulfill his husbandly duties*
i've legit learnt more about ancient mythology in this video than history classes
This is literally the best video I’ve ever seen 😂💕💕