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Weekly reminder Timmy needs his own radio station on GTA6
Will you st*u?!
"He may have committed some war crimes, but he just wants to turn his life around by starting a small business. Sheath Underwear, ladies and gentlemen."
he needs his own gta
welp time to hop on gta5 and check out the new update
STFU with this top comment every week. Leave it alone.... listen to Tim WHILE PLAYING YOUR CHILDISH VIOLENT GAMES.
I don’t think any one understands the basic American experience more than Tim Dillon.
he's tapped into an area that is not well described and describes it well
probably because he identifies as a suburban female more than anything else lol lol jk
@@tryfryingmikejones his explainer a couple episodes ago about karens/jews and that sort of person's function in society was a pretty remarkable little insight.
Bill burr
we understand, he is just way more eloquent about it 😂
Tim Dillion on Saturdays is like watching cartoons in the am as a child stoked !
We’re spoiled
One sAtuRdaY MoRniNg 🎶🎵
My only joy, as an adult. Thank you CUMPIG.
Sooo accurate! The glee with which I ran to this episode once I saw Tim’s instagram post, should be studied 😂
hahaha best analogy, accurate
"Too confused to lie" would be a great campaign slogan...
Come on fats..let's do lies outside. You know.... here's the thing....
The only problem with that slogan is, the guy _does_ lie, and lied at the very beginning of the debate.
@@Silence_Duder_Gooder A human that lies?!? 😱
@@Silence_Duder_Gooder not only did Biden outright lie consistently throughout the debate, despite his week of supposed prep he managed to reference multiple long-disproven hoaxes as well.
You’d think after outrageous lies derailed his presidential campaign three times running he would do better.
Hahahahahahaaaaaa
Gavin Newsome is an empty suit carrying around an expensive haircut.
Jones calls him American Psycho. LMAO.
Also Xi Ping Pong's lapdog.
Is that an expensive haircut? I guess I’ll save my money
@@Bill87762Motor oil is expensive these days...
Nice. . 😂
His middleclass suburban white women synopsis almost perfectly describes my mom and stepmom.
Good for you
Gods help us
We wish them well.
Cheers to them 🍷
They are the true backbone of American Democracy. 🎉
If that debate was the first time you realized Biden is in bad shape, you should probably reconsider where you get your news from.
A lot of people are doing just that today.
@@januarysson5633I doubt it. CNN could do a breaking news headline of 'We actively lie to you' and people would forget it the next day.
It wasn’t even so bad that the media couldn’t spin it. They could have said the debate was tied with a few gaffes in both sides and people would adopt that opinion. They clearly want Joe out
@@klausschwab9828 This feels different. Like the side that specializes in ignoring reality is hearing the sheriff knocking on the door with an eviction order.
Unfortunately I heard this line from someone..
"I'd still vote for a piece of bread than Donald Trump"
He's an avid CNN enthusiast.
I'm embarrassed that those two are the frontrunners. 🤦🏻
Jill Biden started a “4 more years” chant after the debate. I’m now fully convinced they’re cheering for him to live 4 more years.
She's literally just his kids' former nanny he ended up fuggin after his worthless hoore wife died.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Con man vs. Old man. Vote Dr. Stein.
Of course they want him to live 4 more years, they’re all getting rich from laundering money in the Ukraine.
His missus is in on it and that's super sad.
“They were rude to me, because I am fat.” -TD 😂
Tim’s “they just want another glass of wine” rant was one of my favorites. I was dying.
The only post debate analysis that we should all take seriously.
Totally agree 👍🏾 😂
I waited specifically for this.
‘It sounds like I’m doing an obituary here, but I am.’
😂
Genius
Tim used to be so much funnier.
Don't even need to see the debate. This is what I was looking for
I am squealing like a little piglet from excitement.
The debate was wild.
I love Tim but the debate was even funnier.
Tim is my trusted, unbiased source of news. Always.
Who won the debate ? John Candy or Tim Allen
The retail assistant who served him in Tiffany watching this like 😳😳😳
“If that’s an epidemic that’s more than ridiculous. Traffic is ridiculous” - TD 🤣🤣🤣
"If we have an epidemic of brother and sister rape, it's more than 'ridiculous'- traffic is ridiculous....."
Best line of the night. Quote that shit.
20:40 is around where this gem starts
We're so used to Biden talking like that, that when he said it first during the debate, while listening to it live, I just went right along with it, like it was the normal way that normal politicians talk. Thanks, Tim, for shining your light on this insanity.
Biden knows.....about incest
By far one of his best quotes
"Get this man to a porch" lmao
"Might be able to eek out a few more years, or maybe that's how he goes out!"😂😂😂
Good t shirt also
Honestly, I believe the DNC just want him to die in office so they get 6+ years in office.
If elder Joe dies in 2026, Cruella Deville will get 2 yrs in office then they’ll make sure she’s elected in ‘28 by sketchy means.
By then, it’ll be gg on the U.S.
🥇🥇🥇
Give Biden a porch and a glass of cold brew, and he'll tell you what he really thinks about the inner cities.
Meghan markle has registered all her companies in Delaware
I thought this was a joke… 11 companies?!
@conorvatland4561 yep
@@fannythailed09 11?! To do what
@@Nome_utente_genericomoney laundering ofc
@@Nome_utente_genericomove dat monay til its clean as the driven snow
"Up at 2am, binge eating, wondering if I'm having gas or a heart attack" 😂
Wait till you get older. You'll wonder that all the time.
It's a real drag.
30:32 - “She’s from Queens, the logo HAS to be on the bag!”😂
Heinous Heinous Disgusting had me in tears 😂
This might be the best episode of 2024
Ok, bot.... this is a notification that the show starts at 12pm. Thanks though for your artificial intelligence...very helpful.
“Might be”. He’s suggesting it might be the best one, because it hasn’t happened yet. Which I agree with, it might. Why does this upset you? Get some sleep.
@@frankdrebinnliteral bot
@@frankdrebinn 🔥
@@frankdrebinnhe’s on point
This is one of the best episodes of the year Lmao.
“Pool and patio types only care about a few things- their pools and patios”
Lmao 🤣
To be fair, they also obsess over kitchen and bath remodels.
Wine drunk housewives that can't decide whether or not to get the cold cuts 😂
Very entertaining. Thanks Tim.
I made the mistake of trying to lift at the gym while listening to this. Messed up my sets bc i couldn't stop laughing lol
That line killed me. 😂
The border patrol made sure to tweet immediately afterward, saying they never have and never will endorse joe biden. Lmao
I don’t get why bodies within the American government are endorsing anyone for president. Shouldn’t they be apolitical?
It was a live tweet. So sweet.
Yep... they say orange man is a liar but biden is so much worse
Biden essentially called them Klan members because of the picture of them on horseback trying to stop illegal crossings. 😂
As Biden says everything out of Trump's mouth is a lie.. 🥴 the projection and lies are so obvious. Brandon actually thinks we're as dumb as he is.
Everytime Tim talks about fat people I just laugh hearing him saying some weeks ago "Fatty Bombaty" lol
When he said "Slug" I was staring right at a slug next to my foot outside front porch smoking a bowl! Lol
Cool story bro
YOU WON!!!!!!!
Moments like those are trippy asf lol. Reminds me of "the trueman show" 😂
@@christopherollar6350solipsism
"The day got away from me"
Brilliant commentary.
lol when he was talking about the Hamas attack and he said they need to just come out and say “it got away from us.”
first thought after debate “I can’t wait to hear Tim’s reaction “
Tim is gayer than trump
This women's channel is nice!!
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Same thought! Tim is the voice of a generation which is why we’re all fucked😂, cool channel @AnisQiz
Was refreshing my feed to get to the real source of unbiased information 😂 thanks Timmy D
The term “CNN fact checker” makes me physically angry
"Is it an AI?" Probably is huh? People really just let ai sneak right into our lives along with the Taylor swift porn
What is that like it checks the facts that CNN puts out? No that would cost too much computing resources
That would be the legal department, determining if they can be held civilly liable.
☣☢🤣🤣
Quite the oxymoron indeed😂
Tim Dillion has now become my inner voice of reason.
I have a unhealthy obsession with politics and political podcast lately and I never hurt anybody speak more eloquently about the swing voter than Tim does here. This was beautiful and opened my eyes to something, the suburban women actually are the entire key to the election
They're all on tiktok now. Day after Kamala announced there was a massive nonorganic coordinated push to make her look cool to that demographic
Tim you are speaking to my soul as a woman who may go to the grocery today. I may not
"As a woman"... your gender doesn't make you special.
Yes the day got away from me 😅
A reason to live for a couple more hours
Dont do it ho
Just a couple
picturing nate2435 as a mythic beast rising once more from the eternal shadow to consume yet another spark of light before retreating into the abyssal gloom
Don't forget that the metal tip goes in to the mouth, not under the chin. Don't make a rookie mistake... or is it the other way around? Anyway, let us know how it went, chears.
I hope you find a reason
Gavin Newsom is the American version of Justin Trudeau.
Same empty suit...same gelled up hair!
@@derrickjenkins2455 both product of nepotism.
Tim said that the Russian woman going on tour with him was poor cause she came in February and all, let me tell you as a Russian that no person that travels to America would ever be considered poor in Russia. Lol
Biden face when Trump is talking: 😦
The tears I just shed when you went down the wine drunk suburban swing vote tangent...who may go to the store to get cold cuts, but she might not.... The day got away from her 😂
The day got away from her when she opened the bottle. 🍷
@januarysson5633 so, around breakfast time?
His rant about the white woman who only cares about hosting parties is so spot on where I live, in Southern California. He nailed it so perfectly, it's hard to overstate.
It's so true they do not want drama and they are the only undecided voters really left in this country.
They say they’re undecided to avoid conflict, but if you look at the data, white women historically vote the same with their husbands or fathers
The country depending on suburban wine moms is hilarious
And sad...
😂 It’s funny but technically incorrect I think. It’s men who voted Trump in the first time, bc more working class voters went republican. Women historically vote for whoever our husbands & fathers do. Data shows that it’s rare for women to vote differently than the men in their families
@@scarletsletter4466I guess it depends but suburban single moms probably vote daddy government since the use feelings instead of thoughts
As someone who grew up in OC it’s 100% accurate.
@@scarletsletter4466that was true a few years ago but a shit load of women are single, usually left leaning who care about abortion more than the cost of gas or immigrants killing and molesting people.
Tim Dillon has single-handedly made me less homophobic. I love him.
We wish you well
“What the fuck is a CNN fact checker”. God that killed me!
"After his son's brain exploded in the burn pit" 😂😂😂
Savagery!
I thought his son Bo died in the Civil War leading a company of black soldiers in the Battle of the Wilderness?
"What the fuck is a CNN fact checker?" 😂🤣
Someone paid to spread malinformation
We can do better than these 2 Clowns. Con man vs. Old man. Vote Dr. Stein.
@@Art-bk6vvor perhaps, on occasion, correct other's malinformation...
oxymoron 😩
Skynet.
Tim officially getting ready for the Dillon 2028 campaign
I hope Tim doesn't over prepare like Joey did.
I am the woman you described. I love my deck, love the kiddie pool with my kids, love my wine. Backed out of the grocery run Saturday, compromised with a pickup order today. You tell me... I may fake my own kidnapping tomorrow. YOU TELL ME
Are you gonna invite us over this fall for wine and cheese platter? I hope your husband has a nice porch.
*Tim Dillon is a national fucking treasure.*
I actually had a hard time laughing at the debate because I genuinely thought he was gonna die right there.
You win!
@@matttate920 😌
It was kinda sad, even Trump seemed concerned at time for his fellow old man
@@FrenchCanadianGuy Kamala 2024?
@@CollaborativeDataAccountsnope. They keep her hidden. She doesn't make much more sense then Gpa Joe.
Biden is like when my hair clipper has a low battery. Most of the time it’s sluggish, rips some hairs out, but every now and then it works ok
😂😂😂
Naw you’re clipper is definitely more useful than retared joe biden
I’ll take it
And it leaves pubes all over the bathroom floor
I got pubic razor and now I'm black Jewish
"He's at the end of all things and every morning is a surprise." 😂
My lungs, lol
😂😂😂😂
the producer laughing in the back makes every ep 10x better😂😂
"I don't use the term 'HERO' very often,
but Tim Dillon
is the greatest Hero
in American history."
😂❤❤
The real heros are the teachers
Never thought I’d get roasted for maybe or maybe not going to the store today but here we are 😂
Well did you? Or did you not? I gots to know.
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I don’t think Tim understands how hard it is when your sister calls and the day gets away from you. It can be paralyzing.
😂😂😂😂
Same! 🥂 and I wouldn’t trade it for anything!
Tim Dillion is the lighthouse in this sea of chaos of the world
💯🥲
The utter GLEE with which I clicked this episode resembled my 8 year old version of myself joyously scampering to watch Saturday morning cartoons 😂
Way to steal a comment 👌
@@TheGreatWhiteHope-pb3qr 😉
@@TheGreatWhiteHope-pb3qr 😉
I COMPLETELY agree with Tim’s rant about customer service. And I’ve worked in customer service for my business for the last 15 years. So I get what it takes. I still GIVE my 100% to every customer, no matter if I’m in a bad mood or not. But to walk into places and be treated like I’m the asshole for trying to buy something from THEM… it’s insane man. It’s disgusting and it makes me not care if they lose their jobs anymore. I’m 31 years old, I’m not some boomer, but I’m also not some lazy ass kid who expects everything to cater to them.
Those of us raised with a work ethic of "you are At work To work - or go the *uck home !" eventually learned that corporate monopoly America and the government it owns just LOVES this ethic in it's low wage slaves.
Why is no one talking about Ashley Biden's diary?
I literally let the day get away from me and will go grocery shopping tomorrow in order to watch this. Please protect Timmay.
I like picturing Tim moderating the debate looking just. like. this. 🇺🇲😎🇺🇲
The sunglasses would be a must. Sam Tripoli as co-moderator.
Rosemary oil was not on my tim dillon bingo card today
To make her sister in law feel bad because she’s a public school teacher that beat cancer twice😂.
the suburban mom thing is so real lol
"They have so many things to do.
'My sister called me, and the day just got away from me. It just got away from me.'" 😆
Tim is an absolute genius lol
Edit: to the retail bit. The service industry is acting that way because people have completely lost their mind. No one knows how to behave or address complaints appropriately anymore. Also very quick to call workers racist and whip out their cameras, and clap in people's faces. So yea at stores and restaurants we are just waiting for people to misbehave, and we are tired.
Yes no one talks about how many customers are just straight crazy and want to take out their psychological issues onto retail workers.
@@la6136 it is a real thing for sure
I worked at both Menards and Walmart in my early 20's, being stopped while trying to get everything done in time for my boss to not yell at me to he scolded by some mom with psychological problems who thinks I am her personal servant has made me a worse person overall. I agree that customer service has gone down in quality, but that's mostly because it's soul-crushing to deal with other Americans daily.
I'm imagining tim taking over for steve kornaki at the msnbc election big board, khaki pants, shirt untucked, drawing circles on the map and screaming about wine drunk white soccer moms.
Please let this happen! The only way I want to watch election night.
I’m starting to think that Jill Biden isn’t actually a doctor
She’s an abusive spouse.
She's not a Medical Doctor. She has a Doctorate in Education, that's why she told Joe he "Did such a good job and answered all the questions!"
😂😂😂
@@adamstone1991 🤓we get it
@AM2K2 do you
LOL that girl telling the Malibu Whale story is absolute gold 😂😂
100%
Very Or-whalien
You missed the part where Trump said he isn't banning abortion he's just going to allow the states to decide. The only thing I do think was he didn't want to allow abortion at, after or just before birth?
If it’s after birth, let’s call it murder, not an abortion.
One of your best rants in awhile. Cheers
“That’s why you’ve got this guy that partially deceased” 🤣
The happiest people you meet... Are the ones who don't go around hurting others
"They want another glass of wine"
“They want another glass of wine” 😂😂😂😂😂 15:07
Please clip that " Another glass of wine" bit!
Biden has better golf handicap than Tiger Woods. He is in great shape, you know nothing Tim.
The best politician who golfs since Kim Jong Il
Not me being the wine drinker who believes in nothing and may or may not go get the cold cuts 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The day might get away from you!
That bit was unreal
The pool and patio types..😂
He's so right about the wine drinking white people.
I felt called out lol lol
Love the shuffling of the papers 😂
As a suburban white woman, I actually might go to the store today and I might not.
watching my 50+ year old family members literally cut ties and be dead to each other over facebook almost justified that entire horror show of an app
The suburban mom skit 😂😂
The pool and patio rant is so fucking funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tim is the only logical choice for Trumps VP spot.
Shane Gillis for Secretary of Awesome
He would destroy Kamala Harris in a debate despite only casually keeping up with politics
It was about 20 min in I realized Tim was rambling about nothing but it was funny as fuck.
Did you know Tim Dillon is 6ft? Making him taller than Alex Jones, Dave Chappell, Theo Von and Joe Rogan.
It’s not just retail workers… it’s any employee working at low pay. Waiters, gas station workers, bartenders, retail employees….its all of them
Almost like people who don't make enough money to survive aren't gonna be in a good mood at work
@@samanthahall1719 Yeah he's out of touch on that one.
@Michael_Hunt at least he's good to his employee. These corporations are losing money by creating an environment that can only attract desperate people who aren't gonna be good at their jobs at that pay point.
Work any of those jobs and let's see how happy and friendly you are
He needs one week to prepare for this.
He finished all the good drugs before the debate. Biden needs a new candyman.
@@januarysson5633I dunno. He barely blinked. That may be him fully torqued up.
@@henrylicious Then he may have reached total drug resistance. All downhill from there.
This is gonna be so fire can’t wait 🔥🔥💯
Tim hit the nail on the head. I also thought Biden did great (for Biden). I went to my white/ female/ wine drinking friend's house yesterday for dinner, and she said she was shocked that he looked so old and clueless...They just don't pay attention until they have to sit and watch for themselves without the media feeding it to them. And by the way, she does make a great rosemary oil 🤣🤣
0:20 Two Covid lockdown presidents debating who caused inflation - “Elections are to give people the illusion of choice. You don’t really have choice in this country” - George Carlin
"Laugh about it, shout about it
when you've got to choose...
Any way you look at it, you loose"
What did trump lock down? Left it to the states. We were not locked down at all in my state of Idaho. Everything was fine until the mandates started, we resisted and turned out great.
I'm voting for RFK, He will treat us like he treats his sweet hard six pack. People don't like him because he is anti Big Pharma, he's just not interested in working with Satan.
@@je6630 trump said 15 days to slow the spread in March 2020 which shut down schools, churches and small businesses. Then extended it once the 15 days were up. When Georgie tried to reopen in April 2020 trump critized Kemp and said it was too soon. Look into it.
@je6630 he waited until after the Chinese new year for all the students return back to the states. He was 2 weeks too late, and could've avoided much of the mess. He never gets called on that.
There was also a national Healthcare conference in Hawaii, during that time. What I was told, they thought they had more time. Complete breakdown by our so called professionals in politics and Healthcare.
Tim Dillon saying loudly the deepest parts of ppls psyche is always my favorite.
“If we have an epidemic of brother and sister rape it’s a lot more than ridiculous.” 😂
I see Tim looking at himself in the mirror playing it’s raining men and splashing water in his face to get amped up for this performance
He's not gay
@@jimboscooter432Tim is literally an open gay guy. You must be new here😂
I really appreciate the way tim goes about being gay.
@@VictoryXR Why am I the only person who realizes Tim sucks 🐓 just to troll everyone.
Its a troll that nobody called him out for Tims not gay that's why it's funny 😂
The shopping rant at 40:17 is priceless.
Satire king.
The only people that these retail jobs can keep is the type of people you're talking about. People who actually have self respect and care about their work quality always quit within 6 months to two years max. The corporations just take advantage of young and slow people and don't compensate them fairly for the work they do.
I thought Biden would do worse , the fact he can even stand for so long is premium
We need more Tim!!!! I keep rewatching older episodes….. the level of humor is another dimension. Love it!
Same! The cool aunt is one of my favorite
I miss the Porch era
They should have had a coffin on the debate stage as the third party candidate.
Or the Grim Reaper periodically looking at his watch.
@@DistrustHumanzthey have Kamala Harris, which is scarier
15:32 at this point, Tim Dillon should be introduced as post-modern American sociologist Professor Dr. Tim Dillon, (honorary) PhD, drops another banger of a critique on current American society, “Another glass of wine” 🍷
“We beat Medicare” 😂
Malls in the early 2000s had arcades now look at em.... nothin
Duh, we got Xbox and PlayStation at home
@@1OAK_X yeah but it ain't the same as an arcade
THIS IS ABOUT TO BE CRAZY!!!😂😂😂 GATES OF HELL PEAK
Good taste. Gates of hell is one of his best. I’d also highly recommend life in the big city. His stories about Dennis are legendary.
“Go start a fake business”
@@maxaryan100 "A Unique Experience," with Yannis Pappis is the funniest guest pod he has. He's better solo, but him with Yannis or Kump is just a whole other ball game.
My sister in law says that same same thing when we discuss abortion, that there's all these spouses and partners trapped in relationships getting raped all the time. Like i dont deny it's possible that it happens sometimes, but is it really that common and is there nothing to be done? like you can't leave, get divorced, or call the cops? Also if it happens that much and your having abortions all the time doesn't that destroy your body and mental health even further? Sorry i'm not buying that talking point.
Thank you
"I have to vote democrat becasue the republican will force me to take my dad's R baby to term!"
Exactly. It's fortunately rare. Most abortions are abortions of convenience. Girl was bad at birth control math and had a whoopsie.
Almost as absurd as black people cant afford an ID to vote.
This is where I get my news.
Tim's story about buying the handbag for his employee at the mall finally proves he really is gay