I need to go back in time and tell my 13 year old self that one day I will be a librarian and I will experience intense joy upon hearing Dan promote libraries in a sims video.
No way you two were disappointed with Dalien and his schoolwork when you've been ignoring him for a few episodes XD, we need another school adventure to get him back on track.
Just a little tip: When working from home, there are certain job tasks your sim should complete in order to be paid the full amount for the work day. You have more than the normal work hours time to complete those tasks, usually until the next work shift starts. These task can be found under the work section, at the very bottom, below the skills you need for a promotion. They are specific things you need to do for the job, like certain interactions with other sims or with the computer. Also they will change each work day. Completing these tasks will give you money and quite a lot of work progress so I'd say, it's quite worth it. (They usually don't take long to do either) Good luck!
The same goes for children who are in school. They have things they need to do,too. Most importantly homework or their grades will drop. Man, I love this game! Lol
Phil saying taro is weird while ordering a winter melon tea is beyond me. 🤣 Taro is often in desserts. Winter melon tea is a traditional Asian herbal tea that is for "getting rid of the heat". Cheese foam is usually cream cheese based, so you can imagine it as having cheesecake with tea. Also, unless you are an EXTREME sugar freak, never order 100% sugar. I usually go 25/30% on fruit teas and 0% on milk teas. Boba usually means tapioca balls. Herbal jelly, pudding, and lychee jelly are pretty popular toppings too. -A boba tea rant from a fellow Asian 🫡
@@misfitrI’m gonna choose to believe that in the sims you don’t have to be a cop for years in order to become a detective (acab ofc but detectives as a concept are cool, it’s so weird to me that they’re considered the same field,, like,, law enforcement and detective work are so different why did they get clumped into one job)
@@wednesdaysartcastle9018bc the law enforcement is handling investigation processes? Law enforcement includes discovering, deterring and punishing crime? Most investigations are about huge drug operations and stuff anyway, not like serial killer stuff (serial killers wouldn’t exist without police either, it’s literally a concept made up by the fbi).
We now have another historical milestone to separate Dan and Phil content into: Pre-slit and post-slit. I have only excitement to see what else post-slit life brings
Why is no one talking about the housewarming party bit? Dan instantly saying “because we don’t know anyone or do anything” before realising Phil is referring to the new Howlter House
coming to you from the psych ward 🙃the thing that's pulled me through this past week has been rewatching dapg videos. dan and phil have single handedly revived my will to live and god I WISH I could say that was a joke. thank you dan and phil I love you to pieces
@@SiriuslyMagical @emosolitaire3233 this brings me back to watching dnp in the psych ward in 2017. we had 30 mins of phone time a day so you bet your ass i used it to watch dnp instead of to talk to my friends. proud of you guys for getting help. i know it’s hard beyond words. keep going. all the love ❤️❤️❤️
“what if you transform a person? are you just killing them?” their ability to forget the things they’ve learned or done in this game is astounding 16:38
i appreciated dan's small tangent about libraries. as a uni student who nearly forgot they existed and have started borrowing my required books from them... after three years
12:45 hi, bobarista here!! cheese foam is i would say similar to cold foam kind of, just slightly more savory you're supposed to shake your drink to mix it in,,it just adds to the drink!! it's not like ur putting cheddar cream on ur drink lmao
@@yeniqueness oh that's really cool!! interesting to see how some things are normal and others are not in some places,, when they do their british-isms i get confused lol i wasn't weirded out either but that's just bc i work in a boba shop haha thank you for sharing!! that's pretty cool :)
I love that their solution to the mismatch side tables is not to change the swatch, which is free, but to transform the side table into something that is arguably going to match even less XD
"Who is my own person other than a myriad of reflections designed to fit the mould of whatever situation suits me?" Never have I ever heard something that resonated with me quite as much as this. Thanks Dan
As a library employee, I appreciate A) how bougie this Sim library is, and B) Dan KNOWING HIS SHIT about why libraries need more funding! In my library we literally have free legal paperwork and kiosks to help people check on their foodstamp funding and pregnancy welfare and we have after-school tutor programs. And obviously unlimited free internet access. Yay libraries!
Gotta love how clueless these guys are about the game. 😂Though, to be fair, streaming would be the logical thing for a streamer to do on their first day of work...
I just wanted to say that I've been a fan of you guys since I was in middle school. As a kid I got bullied a lot and your videos have always been so comforting for me. I'm 22 now and I'm going through a horrible breakup. I was engaged but then everything fell apart. Watching y'alls videos truly makes me feel better. Idk I just wanted to say that even though I know you guys probably won't ever see this.
so proud of you for pushing through all of this pain. you’re doing fucking amazing just by existing and i love that dan and phil are a comfort for you, as they are for so many of us. be kind to yourself, friend. keep going ❤️
i've said it before, i'll say it again: the uploads are ALWAYS exactly when i need them most. dapg revival is singlehandedly carrying my mental health at the moment
I have both left and seen dozens of comments like this lol are we all collectively having breakdowns at the exact same moment and our collective psychic damage is telling Dan and Phil to upload lol
y'all giving Dalien a privacy door is as simple as clicking on the door and changing the lock to only allow Dalien to open it anyways please continue it takes two lol
With Tab's wfh you need to look at the bottom where it says, "work from home assignment"- that's the thing she needs to do to get paid for that day. Also if you go into build mode you can click on the swatches icon at the top and change the colour of the bedside tables without spending any money.
i love watching them play sims bc i love the game but it’s so frustrating to watch them not learn about anything and then be confused when they can’t figure it out on their own 💀💀 love you guys tho hahahaha
Preach on the tapioca balls Phil!!! I wholeheartedly agree! I highly recommend swapping boba pearls out for some fruit jelly or aloe vera chunks bc the texture works significantly better for me
i love how their answer to the bedside table problem is transforming it...yet they could just change the swatch for free in build mode lol granted, transforming will probably be funnier
you can change the colorways of furniture without selling/buying guys! go to build mode and click the color swatch looking icon and then click the dresser you want to change and it will give you color options (like you found in the s2 housebuilding episode, lol)
my college town is full of boba shops and lately it's been making me wonder whether dan and phil like boba & what they order...tbh made me so happy to see them get boba in a gaming video (never thought it would happen for some reason) and this entire video was such a slay (really wish the thrift store + boba shop combo was real)
i feel like we've slipped into an alternate universe. phil you look amazing! it really is crazy how he suits basically everything!!!!!!!!! also the chaos in season 2 is amazing
I remember before the hiatus not liking the Sims videos after a while but I've felt the absolute opposite post-hiatus! I LOVE when they post sims videos so much! Post-hiatus DAPG is such a blessing. Also shoutout to SuperSeizer for the hilarious editing
me sitting there like “where do i know this song from 👁️👄👁️” during the boba ordering as if i wasn’t listening to dan and phil beats literally like an hour ago at work
Dan yelling “GO TO SCHOOL!”. He is the chaotic parents. Phil is the “let’s take a second or step back and think for a second” parent.
honestly a twist I didn't see coming
who's gonna tell them they didn't even get tabitha to do the one work from home assignment she actually had 😭
I know! They have no clue what's going on 😅
yeah. good point. working from home, means they have to work from home 😅😆
Tabitha's name would definitely be the_tabbie because it sounds like a cat and that's how she gets her subscribeers
TabTabThePussyCat
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Or goth_tabby. Or ghost_tabby because her surname is Casper like the friendly ghost!
or T_bag or tabby_c4t
@@maitesoto1953I love ghost_tabby
phil is slowly evolving into phil striker right before our eyes lmao
😭😭😭
Now that he’s blonde we’re infinitely closer
@@LovelyhatzzGod, he's turning into Spike from Buffy
@@niftythegoblin that’s what he wants
@@niftythegoblin blonde leather daddy tbh
24:50 did you guys forget that a few episodes ago you learned that you can change the colors of objets without having to sell it and buy it again 😭
this is what i was looking for someone to say lmaoo
its two different types of wood not just the colours, but also they probably have lets be honest haha
I was just gonna comment this lmao you can change it without buying another
@@Liketheirishit’s the sims though wood is just a color
its the same item its just a different swatch @@Liketheirish
I need to go back in time and tell my 13 year old self that one day I will be a librarian and I will experience intense joy upon hearing Dan promote libraries in a sims video.
this is just me, a library science major, geeking out to dan respecting my future profession
checking in for the dnp x librarian roll call!
love how they give a housewarming gift to a family that already lived in the neighborhood 💀💀
LMAO I didn’t even think ab this
The way they make me cry laughing for absolutely no reason
No way you two were disappointed with Dalien and his schoolwork when you've been ignoring him for a few episodes XD, we need another school adventure to get him back on track.
yeah. I think DnP don't even do Dalien's homework.
LEATHER JACKET PHILLLLL
PHIL IN THE LEATHER 🥰🥰
THE CONFIDENCE
Leather Lester
ABSOLUTELY ATE 😭❤️
AHHHHHHH
Just a little tip:
When working from home, there are certain job tasks your sim should complete in order to be paid the full amount for the work day. You have more than the normal work hours time to complete those tasks, usually until the next work shift starts. These task can be found under the work section, at the very bottom, below the skills you need for a promotion. They are specific things you need to do for the job, like certain interactions with other sims or with the computer. Also they will change each work day. Completing these tasks will give you money and quite a lot of work progress so I'd say, it's quite worth it. (They usually don't take long to do either) Good luck!
The same goes for children who are in school. They have things they need to do,too. Most importantly homework or their grades will drop.
Man, I love this game! Lol
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that is good tip
Tabithas streamer name should be something like Tabbycat because her avatar has cat ears!
Tabitha Casper > TabbyTheCatsPurr
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@@VioletCatbird or something like tabbycatghost because Casper
Tabbycat is so cute
@@VioletCatbirdomg yes Violet this is genius
Phil saying taro is weird while ordering a winter melon tea is beyond me. 🤣
Taro is often in desserts. Winter melon tea is a traditional Asian herbal tea that is for "getting rid of the heat".
Cheese foam is usually cream cheese based, so you can imagine it as having cheesecake with tea.
Also, unless you are an EXTREME sugar freak, never order 100% sugar. I usually go 25/30% on fruit teas and 0% on milk teas.
Boba usually means tapioca balls. Herbal jelly, pudding, and lychee jelly are pretty popular toppings too.
-A boba tea rant from a fellow Asian 🫡
0%??? wouldn’t that taste awful
@shelbyeet1744 not everyone likes super sweet things ?????????
@@shelbyeet1744People drink coffee and tea with no sugar all the time?
@@shelbyeet1744 No, usually the toppings are soaked in syrup already. The sugar amount they say is the extra sugar syrup that they put in.
For reference, 100% sugar level is around 45-60 grams of extra sugar, depending on the tea shop.
phil: wtf is cheese foam
phil 20 mins later: *orders cheese foam*
YES that killed me 💀
probably because he didn’t know cream mousse is the same as cheese foam lol
@@lizzzzyizhere it IS!?
they really said acab but still doing it for the vibes
maybe police brutality isnt canon in the sims, dil would never
@@misfitrI’m gonna choose to believe that in the sims you don’t have to be a cop for years in order to become a detective (acab ofc but detectives as a concept are cool, it’s so weird to me that they’re considered the same field,, like,, law enforcement and detective work are so different why did they get clumped into one job)
@@wednesdaysartcastle9018bc the law enforcement is handling investigation processes? Law enforcement includes discovering, deterring and punishing crime? Most investigations are about huge drug operations and stuff anyway, not like serial killer stuff (serial killers wouldn’t exist without police either, it’s literally a concept made up by the fbi).
@@misfitr Unfortunately, the detective career _does_ at times force you to be kind of a bastard to the people in jail. 😔✊
We now have another historical milestone to separate Dan and Phil content into: Pre-slit and post-slit. I have only excitement to see what else post-slit life brings
Might I suggest B.S. (before slit) and A.S. (after slit)?
We have Phil in a leather jacket. Times are good.
as someone with the name marcel. hearing dan say 'daddy marcel' when I was zoned out. really brought my life into a new age
lmao funny cuz marcel is the name of a really shitty person i knew so it really fucked me up when he said that
Phil in that jacket could kill me and I'd thank him
Love this Phil variant fr
You say that as if you wouldn’t thank regular Phil 😂
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i just got asked to rate this comment. (five stars, obviously)
Why is no one talking about the housewarming party bit?
Dan instantly saying “because we don’t know anyone or do anything” before realising Phil is referring to the new Howlter House
FULL PHIL STRIKER the slit, now the leather jacket, what next? I’m rooting for a motorbike
I'm thinking tattoo
MOTORBIKE i hadn't even considered this
He said he want a tatto
I FORGOT ABOUT STRIKER
I am rooting for a Buffy tattoo something small. I wouldn’t trust Phil on a motorcycle for his safety and the safety of others.
genuinely cant believe they made dil a cop this is a betrayal on levels no one's ever seen
i’m crushed 😔
in the sims police brutality isn't a thing so it's fine
phil's slit may have grown in, but he's channeling slit energy with the leather jacket
petition to have phil maintain his slit
Slit energy 😭😭
2024 dan and phil could DESTROY their past selves by entering a room with this sheer amount of slit-power
such a Dan and Phil move to get distracted in the middle of a gameplay and start ordering bubble tea for 1 minute
coming to you from the psych ward 🙃the thing that's pulled me through this past week has been rewatching dapg videos. dan and phil have single handedly revived my will to live and god I WISH I could say that was a joke. thank you dan and phil I love you to pieces
Damn y’all got TH-cam in the psych ward? Lucky! Seriously though hope things improve sending hugs
what a coincidence i’m also coming from the psych ward lmao. anyway hope your doing okay! ❤
@@SiriuslyMagical @emosolitaire3233 this brings me back to watching dnp in the psych ward in 2017. we had 30 mins of phone time a day so you bet your ass i used it to watch dnp instead of to talk to my friends. proud of you guys for getting help. i know it’s hard beyond words. keep going. all the love ❤️❤️❤️
Everyone coming from psych wards YOU ARE SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO LOVED
Sending hugs n good vibes! Glad y'all are here!
Guys, when you work from home there are tasks you need to do! Tabitha technically did not work, you gotta see what tasks are required
Nuki, the dog, getting more followers from one post than Tabitha doing a two hour stream is the realest thing to happen in the sims
“Nuki now is not the time to be cute, you shit on the floor” me to my dog on the daily 😂
“what if you transform a person? are you just killing them?” their ability to forget the things they’ve learned or done in this game is astounding 16:38
i did not expect to be twenty one years old and watching dan and phil play sims at 4 in the damn morning in the year of our lord 2024
girl … same
AHAHA
SAAMMEE
Me too but I’m 23 🤣
Same but I'm 26
PHIL IN HIS STRYKER ERA. I WANT TO GET INTO A FIGHT WITH HIM AND LOSE.
phil striker 🔥⁉️🦅
Phil's gone full "cool biker gay" and I love it
Leather daddy Phil ftw
i appreciated dan's small tangent about libraries. as a uni student who nearly forgot they existed and have started borrowing my required books from them... after three years
me when i have to print stuff and am too broke to buy books
y’all actually getting boba mid-video.. dare I say *_*iconic*_*
“Phil please concentrate, we’re trying to make friends”
🤣
Glad to see Phil is starting to flaunt how absolutely gorgeous he is
Not Phil saying Dil’s making friends after they missed the minus friendship icon at 14:23 😭😂
LEATHER JACKET??? phil you are killing that and we all know it
He's a beautiful man
the new haircut gave him a particular power were he can now pull off any outfit and absolutely serve
Your pfp 👁-👁
@@ThePhandomMenace sister daniel is my saviour 😫🙏🏽
@@IeatBugszz he deserves it honestly
12:45 hi, bobarista here!! cheese foam is i would say similar to cold foam kind of, just slightly more savory
you're supposed to shake your drink to mix it in,,it just adds to the drink!! it's not like ur putting cheddar cream on ur drink lmao
thank u for that!! ive never rly understood it, even looking it up it sounded like literal cheese powder in the tea
@@misfitr i thought that too when i first started 😭😭 they rlly could've picked a better name couldn't they
ngl cheese foam (and cream cheese) in milktea is so common over here (seasia) so i was weirded out by them being weirded out by it 😭
@@yeniqueness oh that's really cool!! interesting to see how some things are normal and others are not in some places,, when they do their british-isms i get confused lol
i wasn't weirded out either but that's just bc i work in a boba shop haha
thank you for sharing!! that's pretty cool :)
"Bobarista" is the cutest word I've ever heard
phil in a leather jacket giving me absolute whiplash
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"I feel like if I had more than 2 kids I'd end up forgetting one."
^this is what happens to middle children
phil with a slit and a leather jacket THE PUNK EDITS ARE COMING TO LIFE 👏
I can’t believe we got a vintage Danosaur and an ‘I love you’ from Dan in one stream. What universe is this 😱
I love that their solution to the mismatch side tables is not to change the swatch, which is free, but to transform the side table into something that is arguably going to match even less XD
phil didn't pair the leather jacket w the quiff bc he knew it would be another level of hot and too powerful and decided to spare our hearts for now
Ohhh now I want to see that!
I NEED TO SEE IT
dan having on a 'dan hub' shirt while him and phil show their balls on camera, what a time to be alive.
What did we do to deserve this level of perfection? And what's gonna come next?
"Who is my own person other than a myriad of reflections designed to fit the mould of whatever situation suits me?"
Never have I ever heard something that resonated with me quite as much as this. Thanks Dan
A true poet
full immersive sims experience with you guys ordering boba
As a library employee, I appreciate A) how bougie this Sim library is, and B) Dan KNOWING HIS SHIT about why libraries need more funding! In my library we literally have free legal paperwork and kiosks to help people check on their foodstamp funding and pregnancy welfare and we have after-school tutor programs. And obviously unlimited free internet access. Yay libraries!
23:53 just sat staring at the work from home assignment in the bottom right corner 🙃😂
I just came to the comments to see if anyone else was staring at that too!
yup xD
Gotta love how clueless these guys are about the game. 😂Though, to be fair, streaming would be the logical thing for a streamer to do on their first day of work...
"I'm going into this with an open mind." (tiniest baby bird sips)
i love how "slits in the chat" has become something of a catchphrase
I just wanted to say that I've been a fan of you guys since I was in middle school. As a kid I got bullied a lot and your videos have always been so comforting for me. I'm 22 now and I'm going through a horrible breakup. I was engaged but then everything fell apart. Watching y'alls videos truly makes me feel better. Idk I just wanted to say that even though I know you guys probably won't ever see this.
so proud of you for pushing through all of this pain. you’re doing fucking amazing just by existing and i love that dan and phil are a comfort for you, as they are for so many of us. be kind to yourself, friend. keep going ❤️
i've said it before, i'll say it again: the uploads are ALWAYS exactly when i need them most. dapg revival is singlehandedly carrying my mental health at the moment
I have both left and seen dozens of comments like this lol are we all collectively having breakdowns at the exact same moment and our collective psychic damage is telling Dan and Phil to upload lol
oh the lesbians are gonna love Phil in this jacket
8:21
Dan: the marriage is happy
Phil: look at those nipples!
priorities
The dichotomy of man
She said “I like your personality”. I said “thank you, it’s yours”.
phil is absolutely slaying that leather jacket, you go girl
I somehow managed to grab the elusive Doomed leather jacker and when I told my mom about the photo she said "I hope it's him flipping you off"
phil suits the leather jacket so much he should wear them more!!
Loving Phil's punk rock era with the Green Day vibes in the after-party and now the leather jacket, who needs an edit?
y'all giving Dalien a privacy door is as simple as clicking on the door and changing the lock to only allow Dalien to open it
anyways please continue it takes two lol
i don't think they put a door on his room at all though so they still have to buy one😭
@@candyhyojung1860OH lmao I never even noticed
yes we NEED more it takes two content
it takes two!!!!!!
Actually NEED Dan and Phil to try more snacks and drinks on camera.
me screaming at the screen "IT'S A COP IT'S A COP" in vain when they made dil detective
He wants to cover up all of the science-related crimes he committed in season 1
he's a noir detective. like spiderman noir
ACAB includes Dil Howlter
Also, didn't they say Dil was gonna be a chef?
@@botticellibarbiebased
With Tab's wfh you need to look at the bottom where it says, "work from home assignment"- that's the thing she needs to do to get paid for that day. Also if you go into build mode you can click on the swatches icon at the top and change the colour of the bedside tables without spending any money.
12:53
"It's got the word cheese in it Daniel!"
Phil acting as Dans embarrassing mother figure to promote his tour is wholesome and I needed that today
The same dynamic as the haircut vid, it's really sweet
1 second in and Phil in a leather jacket threw me for a loop
i love watching them play sims bc i love the game but it’s so frustrating to watch them not learn about anything and then be confused when they can’t figure it out on their own 💀💀
love you guys tho hahahaha
Preach on the tapioca balls Phil!!! I wholeheartedly agree! I highly recommend swapping boba pearls out for some fruit jelly or aloe vera chunks bc the texture works significantly better for me
i love how their answer to the bedside table problem is transforming it...yet they could just change the swatch for free in build mode lol
granted, transforming will probably be funnier
you can change the colorways of furniture without selling/buying guys! go to build mode and click the color swatch looking icon and then click the dresser you want to change and it will give you color options (like you found in the s2 housebuilding episode, lol)
my college town is full of boba shops and lately it's been making me wonder whether dan and phil like boba & what they order...tbh made me so happy to see them get boba in a gaming video (never thought it would happen for some reason) and this entire video was such a slay (really wish the thrift store + boba shop combo was real)
def should be possible, ik a store that lets ppl buy/rent/do diy stuff (mostly tufting) and order milktea 🥹🥹
watched for the sims, stayed for the bubble tea review
i feel like we've slipped into an alternate universe. phil you look amazing! it really is crazy how he suits basically everything!!!!!!!!! also the chaos in season 2 is amazing
You don’t have to pay to recolor the side table! Just go to build mode, click it and and you can change the swatch
dan’s skin is literally glowing, he looks so good
Phil is slowly building himself up to his punk edits persona
THE OLD CRAVE SPONSORSHIP CLIP GAVE ME SUCH NOSTALGIA
Phil only needs a motorbike now and his Striker evolution shall be complete.
I remember before the hiatus not liking the Sims videos after a while but I've felt the absolute opposite post-hiatus! I LOVE when they post sims videos so much! Post-hiatus DAPG is such a blessing.
Also shoutout to SuperSeizer for the hilarious editing
The only thing i got going for me so far this year is dan and phil games, love ya internet dads hope all is well
me sitting there like “where do i know this song from 👁️👄👁️” during the boba ordering as if i wasn’t listening to dan and phil beats literally like an hour ago at work
Dan and phil coaching Tabitha through being a live streamer like the navy 😭😭😭😭😭 LMAOOOO
Phil: "You know what I think?"
Dan: "You think??"
😂😂😂
9:10 "that sounds sociopathic!" is sending me
That Danasaur cereal jumpscare whiplashed me back 10 years, I'm going to need a week to recover.
phil you should try bubble tea with pooping pearls! i also hate the tapioca ones but the popping pearls are very fun and tasty
Same I don't like the texture of tapioca balls. But popping the pearls is so fun and pleasing. You get to unlock another taste :)
Oh and popping 😅 I didn't even notice that you wrote pooping 😂
same! i find tapioca pearls get overwhelming and don't compliment the drink as well as popping boba
POOPING PEARLS
18:20 "Cause we don't know anyone or do anything." Lmao same Daniel
Losing my mind at dan thinking phil wanted to have an irl housewarming party
This is the Dan and Phil renaissance I SWEAR😩 you guys are so back and even BETTER 🔥🙌🏼🙌🏼 sending so much love
them ordering bubble tea in the middle of filming is peak dan and phil chaotic energy/adhd
dan and phil hyping up libraries
i need phil to take on dan's aesthetic more often bc got damn
Love coming to the comments just to see everyone freaking out about leather jacket Phil 😂😂 Phil ur killin it, gonna have to get a piercing next!!!
Nuki wearing the sweater & bowtie is so cute. I love that Dan & Phil were joining Dil & Tabitha in having some bubble tea :D
phil actually looks so freaking good in that leather jacket, i am going to throw a table out of the window
23:48 …Tell me why my dad walked in right behind me RIGHT at this moment…AHHHH
Phil you slayed with the leather jacket
15:20 dan complaining phil doesn't get him bubble tea like either of them would make the journey outside to do so
"Painted plants on a plate" makes a pretty good tongue twister