I hope you realize how fucking funny you are and such a light. Suffering from anxiety and depression when I’m feeling down and I don’t want to smile or laugh I’ll turn on your videos and I can’t stop laughing and smiling. Thank you for being you.
I seriously can't watch any of shane's videos without wanting to eat or snack on something like they don't even have to be about food just his face makes me want to eat
Hearing shane say that its going to be the end of the world soon and then saying let's make a gas mask and I'm like corona time Edit:thanks so much for 64 likes I know it might not seem much compared to the other coments but it means so much to me
Shane, you can infuse fruits with alcohol. It's best with a watermelon, cause you cut a hole about an inch deep in it, then stick you're bottle of alcohol in the hole upside down, and wait 24 hrs. Then you can cut it into pieces and eat. Idk if you'll actually read this, but just gonna put it out there
Drinking Game!! Drink every time: Shane laughs/snorts Shane says "yaass bitch" "queen" or this is everything!" Shane makes a really cheesy pun turns the camera around, zooms in and says "I'll go home" Shane drags either Uno or Ryland into his shenanigans! You can pick whatever video you want for this game and please drink responsibly (non alcoholic beverages are optional if you are underage!) happy drinking 😂
DANIEL HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU ALWAYS THERE WHEN I LOOK AT THE COMMENTS? LIKE EVERY SHANE VID I HAVE LOOKED INTO COMMENT SEA..YOU LITTLE FISH ARE ALWAYS THERE!
Shane can you do a video pretending to be Kylie Jenner and just compile a bunch if snapchats talking about your pallets but plot twist everything is made of food and the liquid lipstick is actually ranch.... I'll go home.
I just had the biggest panic attack in 2 years and Shane helps me calm down (I’m re-watching his videos waiting for his new series) thanks for helping Shane ❤️❤️❤️🙏🙏🙏
Oh my gosh. Shane you are amazing. Please don't stop your life hacks series. I've been watching all your TH-cam videos and listening to your podcasts. They are the best. There "everything" I will never stop watching you. Your the best
What I think is hilarious is that Shane didn’t use a washable reusable fork. He used a plastic fork probably bc he doesn’t want to do dishes!! I love this bc it’s LITERALLY ME
my mom hears him sometimes & most of the time asks whats he eating in todays video. Or if its the creepy music she usually will come and watch it with me lol
I'm so glad I found someone who is just as easily amused as I am. Or maybe, definitely more than me!! My stomach is killing me! I love rewatching Shane's vids!!
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"OMG! I think I'm gonna cry!" is what Shane says when he sees waffle iron nachos for the first time.
Never met someone more relatable.
Haha same 😂
Saaaaaame
“I have not washed my socks....”
*music stops*
“Ever...”
*music starts again* 😂
AvaJulie 🤣
when even shane refuses to do a hack you know it's a fucked up hack
deepvoicegirl28 So true 😂
exactly
The coin hack works
deepvoicegirl28
true su true. I HATe GRAMMER
4:39 .....Shane knew about Bird Box before we did...
Ha lol
- Gacha Ice - CONSPIRACY
Wow just like wow ok
I thought the same thing lol
HEY WHAT UP YOU GUYS YES WE ARE BACK WITH A ANOTHER CONSPIRACY👏
pretty sure shane buys waffle irons in bulk from costco
Diabolical Butler haha
black buttler
And he also buys his fireball in bulk at Tesco
Never . Online We don't have Tesco here
Diabolical Butler true true
hashtag notspon
At this point, they're not life hacks. They're just doing crazy shit
And I'm into it
I want a fork power drill as well
Ben Blue for real 😂
Ben Blue ./..2
Ben Blue iiiI'm
how are u always top comment lol
Who else just loves it when Shane snorts when he laughs???
I snuck up on my friend and snorted. When she turned around she was like "Dad?"😂😂😂
I do that to 😂
✌🏼✌🏼✌🏼
@@kjwatts8301 de ¹
i love when he blows up a balloon 😩😂
I hope you realize how fucking funny you are and such a light. Suffering from anxiety and depression when I’m feeling down and I don’t want to smile or laugh I’ll turn on your videos and I can’t stop laughing and smiling. Thank you for being you.
This is exactly how I feel, your so relatable
Shane is probably why I started TH-cam
Shane, sweetie, tie the balloon 😂😂😂
i freaked out i was like NO UR SUPPOSED TO TIE IT
Undertale Chara m
Omg ikr
Liv Billings Shane hates emojis, don't use them
i am so blessed to be alive to see shane look at a broken stress ball and yell at it
A weird Potato yessss..
B...i...c...h... BICH QUEEN put a crown on that head.
Me too
A weird Potato yesh
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Agree
I love the stress ball made him even MORE stressed when it was supposed to the opposite.
"What if I could turn fruit into alchohol?"
...what do you think wine is
What does he think cider is
Samantha Reagan 😂 oh my god when i read this comment he said that 😂
Samantha Reagan lmfaooo
Samantha Reagan GRAPES.
No but seriously what DOES he think wine is?
Who else is binging Shane's vids in quarantine?
Maddie._. Derpy me
MEEEEE!!!!
Maddie._. Derpy me!
Yep
MEEEEEEEE!!!!
Drinking Game!!!!!!
-Take a shot every time Shane say "Oh My God" in this one video
Mya Davis ok !!
i just died from alcohol overdose
Mya Davis how about every time he says something is everything
Not trying to die here, thanks xD
Mya Davis *EVERY BODY ON EARTH DIES FROM OVERDOSE* 😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧
“I got this for free at Walgreens”
Says “CVS Pharmacy” on the syringe 😂😂😂
I noticed that 😂🤣
They’re basically the same thing tho lol
Shane is my spirit animal
Nevisha Maharaj same
oh my god
no no no
shane is a person
Nevisha Maharaj i mean he is a pig....and he is act like one... sorry..he admit it tho..
Nevisha Maharaj your spirit animal is a pig?
Nevisha Maharaj I'm more of a Morgan. It's uncanny.
“my docuseries is coming soon”
cut to now 😳
Dog-cuseries
Shane: Now time to relieve your stress
*squishes ballon*
*glue comes out*
Shane: *gets more stressed*
Me: *dying* 😂😂😂😂
K-pop Trash Omg i love BTS
K-pop Trash my favorite part 😂
K-pop Trash DO I SEE ANOTHER ARMY???????!!!!!!!!!! BANGTANSONYEONDAN❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
K-pop Trash IM IN LOVE WITH YOUR PROFILE PICTURE !!!!!!!
K-pop Trash Army's!!!!!
The noise he made when he tried to rip the tape off his hair made me laugh so hard😂😂😂😂
Morgan Buch i was watching that part while reading this comment!!!😂
I seriously can't watch any of shane's videos without wanting to eat or snack on something like they don't even have to be about food just his face makes me want to eat
SO TRUE
#relatable
I'm in the phandom help me
I love your profile name. #relatable XD
+Shivani Pandey lol thank you
i know what else you could eat ;)
"Basic in the front, homeless person in the back" had me DED😂😂😂😂😂😂
i wonder if shane will ever run out of dumb life hacks to try LOL
Omg i was just watching your new video 😂😂💕
touchdalight
he will never run out cuz there are dumb thing everywhere ;-;
touchdalight why do you comment on every youtubers video lmao trying to be relevant
touchdalight tow of my favourite youtubers Shane Dawson and touchdalight
Is Shane like...
Sexually attracted to food?
Edit:I literally forgot about this comment and was so confused when I saw 'foodsexual' in my notifs lmao
Katie Animations are you.... not?
It’s a sexuality, it’s Shane’s sexuality. Bifoodsexual. (Bisexual x food + sexual attraction)
So relatable right?XD
He put a condom on a soda can so probably.
Katie Animations lmao I’m dying😂
SHANE TIE THE BALLON😂😂❤️
Niyah K he did
Harmony W girl no....he didnt
Harmony W 12:53
He did but it wasn't tight enough and it became undone
Alexis Musial Oh I see now he did tie it😂😂but if he calls that Tying Ok👌🏽
I can’t imagine how many waffle irons Shane has had to buy
"Time to relive our stress!"
(Glue goes Every were)
"now i have to Clean that up"
slthr Puff where**
Yoshibop my favorite part of the video XD
"Now time to relieve your stress." *glue falls right out*
THE PAIN ON HIS FACE AHAHA
i cant stop rewatching it
Zaneta Wilkinson I laughed so hard omg
Zaneta Wilkinson omg i died on that part HAHHHAHAHHAHA
Zaneta Wilkinson I died
Zaneta Wilkinson did he like not tie it shut??
10:45 wtf is he eating fruit like a *sane* person??!?!?!?!?
Zach26Gamer do you mean a Shane person
I'll go home
Lol 🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍇🍈🍉🍊🍋🍌🍍🍎🍏🍐🍑🍒🍓🍅🍆🌽🌶🍄🍝🍫🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍺🔪🍪
Zach26Gamer well to be fair he’s also adding alcohol so no he’s not sane
Zach26Gamer it sounds so bad
Zach26Gamer Wow hes learning
Hearing shane say that its going to be the end of the world soon and then saying let's make a gas mask and I'm like corona time
Edit:thanks so much for 64 likes I know it might not seem much compared to the other coments but it means so much to me
LiFe HaCk
TACO BELL IN A WAFFLE IRON. LETS GO. PLEASE.
Dani E YESSS
Dani E yasssssss
Dani E BITCH FUCK ME UP
Dani E didn't he do a Taco Bell quesadilla in the waffle iron? Or am I imagining that haha
Dani E IT WOULD BE THE BEST VIDEO EVER!!!🙂🙂🙂
I love Shane but... if my mom found out I was watching this guy she would probably kill me😂
Lilliana Monreal me too fam 😂
Lilliana Monreal my mom watches Shane with me😂
You r so lucky
Lilliana why do you then? also me to I think I shouldn't watch him cause if my parents found out he cusses then ill be in HUGE trouble XD
Lilliana Monreal same
Shane, you can infuse fruits with alcohol. It's best with a watermelon, cause you cut a hole about an inch deep in it, then stick you're bottle of alcohol in the hole upside down, and wait 24 hrs. Then you can cut it into pieces and eat. Idk if you'll actually read this, but just gonna put it out there
Dragonmaster 1339 i saw that on threadbanger !!!! 😂😂😂
YASSSSS THREADBANGER
Dragonmaster 1339 If you'd like to, Try it with moonshine.
Dragonmaster 1339 he kinda does it at 9:58.
Dragonmaster 1339
This sounds so...
My dirty mind.
i’m hardcore binging you and i’m perfectly okay with it 🖤
THAT APPLE PART WAS UNCOMFORTABLE 😂😂😕😷😷
kitt kat that part made me Crack up
kitt kat sorry but all of his videos are uncomfortable tbh. love you Shane 💗
kitt kat will it Shane everything is awkward
Ieisha lol
IT WAS INDEED
Only Shane can find amusement in a plastic fork duct taped to a power drill, twirling spaghetti...lol
A fork would amuse me lol!
"this is the dumbest thing I've ever done, LET'S DO IT!"
-Shane Dawson 2k17
DIY Maker hol up, if he sayin he already done it...
Literally my life quote
DIY Maker meeee
Lol I think you mean -shane 24/7😂
12:53 HIS FACE OMG!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't stop laughing!!!! And his eye twiched!!
"Just a chunk of spaghetti meat behind me." *FACEPALM*
Jeiku-ジェイク I READ THIS AS HE SAID THIS OML
Em C well I read it again while he was saying it... does that count?
Omg when he squeezed the balloon I started laughing so hard I almost fell off my bed😂😂😂
Mia Landau omg SAMEE
Mia Landau Same man.... i sleep on my couch and my family is so confused as to why i am choking on funyuns
Mia Landau OH. MY. GOSH. ME TOO. THAT IS THE FUNNIEST SOUND IVE EVER HEARD
Mia Landau SAME XD
Mia Landau same
Drinking Game!!
Drink every time:
Shane laughs/snorts
Shane says "yaass bitch" "queen" or this is everything!"
Shane makes a really cheesy pun turns the camera around, zooms in and says "I'll go home"
Shane drags either Uno or Ryland into his shenanigans!
You can pick whatever video you want for this game and please drink responsibly (non alcoholic beverages are optional if you are underage!) happy drinking 😂
Meghan Robertshaw 😂😂
Meghan Robertshaw this will kill you
Meghan Robertshaw -
or "oh my god" lmao
Meghan Robertshaw isn't that what he says in a whole video
"My docu-series is coming soon"
THE KWEEN OF FORESHADOWING yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssss
Im scared for the day he actually runs for president LMAO
*facepalms when shane doesn't tie the balloon but then remembers that its shane...*
cali.dream xoxo your profile is goals my queens: Mel and Shane
cali.dream xoxo same
Shane: This spaghetti is bad
Also Shane: *takes another bite*
Daveed Diggs wassup daveed
Daveed Diggs large baguette?
SHANE IS SUCH A MESS..... thats the only reason i watch though 😂
DANIEL same
DANIEL love your videos. im subbed
DANIEL HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU ALWAYS THERE WHEN I LOOK AT THE COMMENTS? LIKE EVERY SHANE VID I HAVE LOOKED INTO COMMENT SEA..YOU LITTLE FISH ARE ALWAYS THERE!
DANIEL
I watch him cause I can relate to him......so......freaking......much.......
Oh my god SAME!!!
shane : now let’s relieve some stress
glue : 🌊
me :😂😂😂😂😂😂
Shane can you do a video pretending to be Kylie Jenner and just compile a bunch if snapchats talking about your pallets but plot twist everything is made of food and the liquid lipstick is actually ranch....
I'll go home.
Suzy Sh lmao 😂
Suzy Sh yass
Suzy Sh b*tc*
Suzy Sh YAASSS YAASSS
Suzy Sh ok this is everything
*I'm not Bob the Builder*
*I'm Eddy the eater*
😂I died😂
I thought he said Carrie the cryer
Chiwawah AJ Mandela affect?
EEEEEEEEEEEEE
Chiwawah AJ he says eddy the eater at the beginning and Carrie the cryer towards the middle
I read this as he said it lol
Shane: 14:00, " I don't want to use to much cheese cause I don't want to overwhelm her"
* pours the whole bag on the waffle iron *
I’m pretty sure he was being sarcastic 😂
Mom: *sees child watching a person eating spaghetti with a drill and a fork
Me: it's Shane Dawson
Mom: okay
Uses a power drill to eat spaghetti but uses a hammer and nail to make a hole in a soda can
Nailed it
watching in class #priorities
Samee
I know, right?
You, my friend, have your priorities STRAIGHT.
OMG i see you everywhere. Its as if you are stalking me lol. But then again you watch some AMAZING TH-camrs
SweetTreats hey there! I'm a sub!
Shane seemed happier and giddier than usual in this video. I'm really happy that he is in such a good mood. :)
Chelsea White let's be honest, that makes sense 😂
Chelsea White hahahahha probably 😩😂
I just had the biggest panic attack in 2 years and Shane helps me calm down (I’m re-watching his videos waiting for his new series) thanks for helping Shane ❤️❤️❤️🙏🙏🙏
"Business in the front, dead homeless person in the back."
Ultimate Otaku best quote by shane dawson
Actually everything he says is an awesome quote
Ultimate Otaku I love your profile name 👌
Shane "But What If I Could Turn Fruit Into Alcohol"
Me: so wine...😂🍷
Baemari Loves life 😂😂😂
Baemari Loves life lol so true
Baemari Loves life rlly like just leave grapes on a table for a few days and then eat them
kitty099234 aj not how that works........
Tatiana Farnsworth ik
Shane:We don't wanna go crazy with the cheese
5 seconds later (pores whole bag of cheese on )
ireland muise I knew he was gonna do that when he Said that
Pours*
syringe: *says CVS pharmacy*
shane: *looks at it* i got this for free at Walgreens
😂😂
When he squeezed the "stress ball" and all the glue came out i fucking died i literally cant handle this
I CAN'T FUCKING BREATH
Caution: JaZz same
Caution: JaZz Pham
Dan Howells back Hair Yass
Caution: JaZz I CANT BREATHHH HELPPP
"i ain't bob the builder bitch, i'm eddy the eater" ~Shane Dawson 2017
Katie _ Read this as he was saying it 😂
Katie _ j
Parmetries sameee😂😂 first I thought that I was going crazy.
Katie _ u
Katie _ -Also me
I'm realizing how disappointed my mom would be if she found me watching a video of a grown ass man fingering an apple soaked in alcohol
Vienna Jordan True
Vienna Jordan true! ._.
my mom watches these with me lol
Izzy Hopkins your moms chill 😂😂 my mom would think I'm crazy
Vienna Jordan lol 😂
Some ppl: tomato’s a fruit
Others: tomato’s a veggie
Shane: it’s a chunk of spaghetti meat
The boiling spoon/coin thing actually works. It breaks down the proteins in the bites and stops it from itching
you wear that green shirt all time but you also look good in it so I'm not that mad.
I honestly wouldn't be that surprised if you just had like 10 of those shirts in your closet bc you like it so much.
I think that that's his girl products/life hacks/etc. shirt just like the red conspiracy theory shirt.
Tana Yup he has certain shirts for certain videos you must not watch him ever
Tana Yup Agreed.
Emily McMaster I watch him all the time, I guess I just didn't notice that pattern. My bad.
Shane: What if I can turn fruit into water!
Me: Wine?
He actually said fruit into elcohol
Alcohol.
Typo
HI |-/
Im So Josh Dun With You alcohol*
"imagine me in the apocalypse"
This did not age well.
He didn't age well
um chile anyways so whaoh
i was just thinking this 😭
MY DAD CAME IN AT 11:29 AND HIS FACE JUST SCREAMD "You are SOOO grounded!" #FML 😨
Synne Moen ha!
Synne Moen 😂😂😂
Synne Moen right
Synne Moen sure 😂🖕🏻
Synne Moen rip
I love seeing what shane calls us at the end. "Alright you lil waffle iron nachos, i'll see you cheesy fucks tomorrow"
Business in the front, dead homeless person in the back😂
Shane Dawson
Was Know For
Making the
Twirly Fork
SHANE SHOULD START A SERIES CALLED COOKING WITH SHANE WHERE HE TRIES COOKING THINGS.
LIKE IF YOU AGREE
Rosada Johnson shut the fuck up
He has the poppin kitchen videos, those are pretty much cooking videos
Rosada Johnson that would be hilarious.
Omg yaaaaaaaas
Rosada Johnson he would burn his house down XD
Oh my gosh. Shane you are amazing. Please don't stop your life hacks series. I've been watching all your TH-cam videos and listening to your podcasts. They are the best. There "everything" I will never stop watching you. Your the best
*they're *you're
Yay Shane hit 9 million subs 🎉🎉🎊🎊🎈🎈🎈🎁🎁🎋🎋🎉
carmen urbina YESSSS
carmen urbina that's almost 1/6 of the whole human population
LLEETTSS GO SHANE🎂🎂🎂🍰🍰🍰📦📦🏆🏆
9 Million is not 1/6 of 7 billion lmao
Linnea Olsson o lol ur right its close
Ayeee
ive been binge watching so many of his vids :D [basically replaying the same videos every week]
Time to relieve your stress! *all the glue comes out of the ball* Thats why I have stress...
He didn't even tie it omfg lol😂😂😂😂😂😂 he cracks me up
Keep the dream Always haha
-call me a pile of dog shit - Shane 2017 -
Friend: what’s your sexuality?
Me: ...food
"Now, it's time to relieve your stress" 😂
Shane would be the worst sponsor "I got it for free at Walgreens" .....it says CVS on it
Taylor Paul whoa it does lol
Taylor Paul Well in California they're a joined store so it's the same thing
They're the same thing. :o At least here in Colorado.
Taylor Paul 😂😂😂😂
Taylor Paul I do that all the time
Shane quick I got an idea!! You should do a. Life hack video...WITH YOUR MOM.
Pencil Power pleaseeee
Pencil Power YASS
Yeeeeaaaa bitch. That's such a good idea
4:37 me after watching Bird Box
did he just finger an apple
Fa1ry yes
Fa1ry rip my cat is called apple
don't be surprised, he's shane lmao
Philip Hamilton Exactly lol.
Philip Hamilton Philly!
Shane,why dont you take all of you favorite foods and blend them into a milkshake:)
Madison Pauley will taste a lot of ranch
Madison Pauley
He's done that with a bunch of fast foods xD
Madison Pauley because he would need 10 blenders 😂😂
Madison Pauley yassss bitch
Madison Pauley Might aswell put any food you can find, with ranch XD
I am just waiting for Shane's ASMR channel
Cadence Dean IT HAPPENED BITCH AND IM SHOOK 😂
Ashookie19 it did?
SHANES’ ENERGY IS SO FUNNY, WARM, FUN AND WELL NOT PURE BUT KIND OF PURE!! 😂😂💖💖 I LOVE YOUUUUU
I died when he didn't tie the balloon 😂😂😂😂💗
Caitlin E Kock lol me too his face was so depressed XD
Caitlin E Kock ikr 😂 😂
12:50 , i died 😂
"Freelee got her revenge"
I'm crying 😂
WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR SOURCE OF ENDLESS DUMB LIFE HACKS?! I NEED A LINK 😂
baha, can't believe he's already done 13 dumb life hack videos
I would love this link also please ;-)
Lij Gilmour ikr
Lij Gilmour poop
Probably just search life hacks on google
What I think is hilarious is that Shane didn’t use a washable reusable fork. He used a plastic fork probably bc he doesn’t want to do dishes!! I love this bc it’s LITERALLY ME
So I was just crying on the floor earlier... and so I decided to watch Shane's video I'm good now
Twenty Øne Piløts and Issa awww why were you crying? I hope things will be better for you.😘 *sends hugs n kisses*
Twenty Øne Piløts and Issa I hope you shit your pants.
Twenty Øne Piløts and Issa why the fuck where you crying on the floor
Twenty Øne Piløts and Issa |-/
Twenty Øne Piløts and Issa |-/
Protip: never watch shane dawson around your parents I did that once and i regret it
my mom hears him sometimes & most of the time asks whats he eating in todays video. Or if its the creepy music she usually will come and watch it with me lol
Rax_j don't call her a bitch.
Veronica Lepe they can do what they want 🤷🏿♂️
That's why it's good to have parents who don't really understand a lot of English 😂
Oumaima E OMG YES
everything exept a waffle has been in that waffle iron
Dea Kuci ikr
Waffles don’t go into the waffle machines batter does
Debbie Beck then why is it not called a batter machine
Dea Kuci you see, i would like, but that would make it 271, and i simply can't torture myself like that..
shane: time to relive your stress
glue goes everywhere
:) i cannnnttttt
Time to "relieve" yourself ;)))
When Shane snorts when he laughs ❤️❤️❤️😂😂
Emma Kelly everything!
I fucking died when all the glue fell out of the balloon
Trøye Jøseph your profile name is EVERYTHING
I know right it's low key the story of my life
same XD
Trøye Jøseph same
Trøye Jøseph OMFG YOUR NAME I LOVE IT
I come home every day from school and go immediately to Shane's new videos 💕
Ally Bedford Same!
Ally Bedford SAME
Ally Bedford SAME
Ally Bedford I do the same
Ally Bedford me too
*Things this video predicted:*
1. Trump destroying the U.S.
2. The pandemic apocalypse
3. Gas mask "alternatives"
4. Shane making a Docu-series
Shane's face when the glue went everywhere I'm actually crying
Vanessa S i literally stopped breathing from laughing xd
Vanessa S SAME I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD 😂 I forgot how to breath
9:41
“i got at walgreens”
*says cvs*
ikr
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED
I thought no one else noticed lmao
Same thing lmao jk
Conspiracy *_-theory-_*
What if an aSmR video was rlly quiet and randomly someone screams in the background. Id watch that.
lmao
What does asmr stand for
Why would I watch that too lol
Ya id be that person 😂
I'm so glad I found someone who is just as easily amused as I am. Or maybe, definitely more than me!! My stomach is killing me! I love rewatching Shane's vids!!