so i get on stage right? dropped the mic, walked up to these hot chicks and im all like sup ladies my names slimshady, im the lead singer and d12 baby [amazing]
Lyrics I don't know dude I think everybody's all jealous and sh*t 'Cause I'm like, the lead singer of the band, dude And I think everybody's got a f*ckin' problem with me, dude And they need to take it up with me after the show Because These chicks don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands 'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my band So I get off stage, right, drop the mic Walk up to these hot chicks, and I'm all like "Sup ladies, my name's Slim Shady I'm the lead singer of D12, baby" They're all like, "Oh my God, it's him" "Becky, oh my fucking God, it's Eminem" "I swear to fucking God, dude, you fucking rock" "Please, Marshall, please let me suck your c*ck" Now by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage So like every single night they pick a fight with me But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry 'Cause they're back on stage the next night with me Dude, I just think you're tryna steal the light from me Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me 'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife-to-be This rock star sh*t, it's the life for me And all the other guys just despise me because these These chicks don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands 'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my band My band, my band, my band, my band My band, my band, my band, my band My band Alright, okay, alright Give me the mic, man Okay, come on, man You need to give me this mic (ah, yeah) You just wanna see a n*gga backwards, don't you? ADAT? How come we don't rap on Pro Tools Smash these vocals and do a performance But we in the van and he in a tour bus You don't want my autograph, you's a liar And no, I'm Swift (oh, I thought you were Kuniva) And what the hell is wrong with our dressing room? 'Cause our shit is lookin' smaller than a decimal See I know how to rap, see it's simple but All I did was read a Russell Simmons book So I'm more intact, tryna get on the map Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit Yeah, I know, man, by himself, taking all the flicks Hey, I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue? No, I had an interview not you two You gon' be late for soundcheck, man, I ain't going to soundcheck And our mics are screwed up, and his always sound best You know what, man? I'ma say somethin' Ayo Em, you got somethin' to say? Man, nothin' I thought you was about to tell him off, man, what's up? Man, I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man, shut up And you ain't even back me up, and we supposed to be crew Man, I was about to talk right after you, I swear Aw, man, whatever, I swear, man These chicks don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands 'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my band They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not Went from sold out arenas to amusement parks How I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot? I should cut his mic off when the music starts (Ayo it's-) ready to snap on a dumb*ss fan Every time I hear, "Hey, dude, I love your band" We ain't a band, b*tch, we don't play instruments So why he gettin' ninety and we only get ten percent? And these guys acting funny every area code Proof, carry my bag, b*tch, carry your own Can't make it to the stage, security in my way Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre? Goddamn it, I'm sick of this group (fuck D12) Time for me to go solo and make some loot (yeah) I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps 'Til Kon Artis slipped me some crack (take this) "Lose Yourself" video, I was in the back "Superman" video, uh, I was in the back For the media, I got some suggestions F*ck Marshall, ask us some questions Like, "Who is D12?" "How we get started?" (But what about Eminem?) B*tch, are you retarded? Anyway, I'm the popularest guy in the group Big-*ss stomach, b*tches think I'm cute (hey sexy) 50 told me to do sit-ups to get buff Did two and a half and couldn't get up (uh) F*ck D12, I'm outta this band I'm 'bout to start a group with The Real Roxanne Girl, why can't you see you're the only one for me? And it just tears my *ss apart to know that you don't know my name (man, f*ck this) These chicks don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (f*ck Marshall) 'Cause once I blow, I know that I'll be the man (yeah) All because I'm the new lead- My band, my band (your band) My band, my band (our band, your band) My band, my band (you man, you man) My band, my band, my band (Roxanne Shante, you lesbian) Yeah, hey y'all, the hardest boy band in the world, D12 I'm the lead singer of my band I get all the girls to take off their underpants I'm the lead singer of my band My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance My salsa, whoa Look out for my next single, it's called, "My Salsa" My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance And take off their underpants My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance And take off their underpants My salsa Where'd everybody go?
ALL CAUSE IM THE LEAD SINGER OF MY BAND SO GET OFF STAGE RIGHT DROP THE MIC WALK UP TO THESE HOT CHICKS AND IM ALL LIKE WASSUP LADIES MY NAMES SLIMESHADY IM THE LEAD SINGER OF D12 BABY THEIR LIKE OH MY FREAKING GOD ITS HIM
Bro the first part / chorus- 😍😍😍😩😩😩😩😩😩 ITS JUST SUCH A BANGER LIKE MY PLAYLIST STARTS OFF WITH EMO SLOW SONGS THEN THIS PLAYS AND UGHHHH ITS SUCH A BOP
Before I never listened to the full part, only like first part with eminem then got bored, but this time I listened to the full thing and-- WHATTT?? 😭😭😭 THE END IS ACTUALLY HILARIOUS DUDE
i was sitting here listening to music and doing my homework but when this song played i literally stopped everything and jjust started singing and dancing
For some reason when I lip sing this (the first part ) im always like These chicks don’t even- know the name of my band 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 But there all on me like- they wanna hold hands 😍😍😚🤭
its impossible to lip sing this song without facial expressions
Frrr
FR
FR
exactly
for me its possible tho
i'm literally one of the most insecure ppl you'll meet but when this song comes on suddenly my confidence goes through the roof
no bc i feel ya :0
yesss frrrr
felt this
you just described me
Any eminem songs(well.. minus a few.. like Kim and stuff like that)
these chicks don't even know the name of my band, but they're all on me like they wanna hold hands [cool]
cuz once i blow they know that i'll be the man, all bc i'm the lead singer of my band [proud]
so i get on stage right? dropped the mic, walked up to these hot chicks and im all like sup ladies my names slimshady, im the lead singer and d12 baby [amazing]
@@wiikirby they’re all like, “OH MY GOD IT’S HIM, BECKY OH MY FCKING GOD IT’S EMINEM” [complacent]
@@sintawintabinta "I SWEAR TO FCKING GOD DUDE YOU FCKING ROCK" [excentric]
@@maiadotcom "PLEASE MARSHALL PLEASE LET ME **** YOUR ****" [desperate]
3:13 HAD NO BUSINESS BEING THAT GOOD
my fav part in both original and sped up
IK ITS SO GOOD
The " HahRaHaRGha" and the little theH lEAd sEnGa in mEh bAnDe made me GIGGLE so dang loud
WORDDD
3:55 is better just saying🤭
SO I GET OFF STAGE RIGHT DROP THE MIC I WALK UP TO THESE HOT CHICKS AND IM ALL LIKE SUP LADIES 🛐🛐
MY NAMES SLIMSHADY IM LEADSINGER OF D12 BBY
@@eyetwinem there all like omg its him becky omfg its eminem
@@cynthiiaa.a299 i swear to fucking god dude you fucking rock
@@Ingobingo__ You did that intentionally didn't you
@@quepasa2987 did what intentionally
THE SALSA PART WILL FOREVER BE MY FAV
YES
sAlSa
AS IT SHOULD
FR
FOREVER
matt and trey should do any episode of south park were the 4 main boys sing this
YES PLZZZ
Fax
yess
YES
YES
for no reason I just imagine Cartman, kyle, stan and kenny singing this 💀
LOLOL💀💀💀
HAHAH
WAIT UR ONTO SOMETHING
I thought the same thing !!
what have you done , i now ONLY hear them HELP ME😭😭😭😭
3:12 BRO THIS PART. I'M LEVITATING OH MY GOD
SAME LMFAO
YES
ayyy sf
SAME
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAESSDADSda
bro this hits SO hard 😩😩😩
726 likes, and not a single reply ☠
(still relatable
this part is rlly catchy 3:53
Edit: 69 LIKES?! TY YALL I NEVER HAD THIS MANY LIKES
ik i love singing it lol
FR
I love how yall are only discovering this now 💀
ayoo 69
its always been👍👍👍👍
0:42 ESPECIALLY WHEN I DROP THE BEAT AND DO MY ACAPELLAS
I FUCKING SCREAM AT THAT PART
BEST FUCKING PART
@@Xorta SAME
MY FAV FUCKING PART
@@XortaMEEEEE TOOOO
Lyrics
I don't know dude
I think everybody's all jealous and sh*t
'Cause I'm like, the lead singer of the band, dude
And I think everybody's got a f*ckin' problem with me, dude
And they need to take it up with me after the show
Because
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
So I get off stage, right, drop the mic
Walk up to these hot chicks, and I'm all like
"Sup ladies, my name's Slim Shady
I'm the lead singer of D12, baby"
They're all like, "Oh my God, it's him"
"Becky, oh my fucking God, it's Eminem"
"I swear to fucking God, dude, you fucking rock"
"Please, Marshall, please let me suck your c*ck"
Now by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
'Cause they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude, I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife-to-be
This rock star sh*t, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because these
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
My band, my band, my band, my band
My band, my band, my band, my band
My band
Alright, okay, alright
Give me the mic, man
Okay, come on, man
You need to give me this mic (ah, yeah)
You just wanna see a n*gga backwards, don't you?
ADAT? How come we don't rap on Pro Tools
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, you's a liar
And no, I'm Swift (oh, I thought you were Kuniva)
And what the hell is wrong with our dressing room?
'Cause our shit is lookin' smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm more intact, tryna get on the map
Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back
Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit
Yeah, I know, man, by himself, taking all the flicks
Hey, I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue?
No, I had an interview not you two
You gon' be late for soundcheck, man, I ain't going to soundcheck
And our mics are screwed up, and his always sound best
You know what, man? I'ma say somethin'
Ayo Em, you got somethin' to say? Man, nothin'
I thought you was about to tell him off, man, what's up?
Man, I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man, shut up
And you ain't even back me up, and we supposed to be crew
Man, I was about to talk right after you, I swear
Aw, man, whatever, I swear, man
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
Went from sold out arenas to amusement parks
How I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot?
I should cut his mic off when the music starts
(Ayo it's-) ready to snap on a dumb*ss fan
Every time I hear, "Hey, dude, I love your band"
We ain't a band, b*tch, we don't play instruments
So why he gettin' ninety and we only get ten percent?
And these guys acting funny every area code
Proof, carry my bag, b*tch, carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?
Goddamn it, I'm sick of this group (fuck D12)
Time for me to go solo and make some loot (yeah)
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
'Til Kon Artis slipped me some crack (take this)
"Lose Yourself" video, I was in the back
"Superman" video, uh, I was in the back
For the media, I got some suggestions
F*ck Marshall, ask us some questions
Like, "Who is D12?" "How we get started?"
(But what about Eminem?) B*tch, are you retarded?
Anyway, I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big-*ss stomach, b*tches think I'm cute (hey sexy)
50 told me to do sit-ups to get buff
Did two and a half and couldn't get up (uh)
F*ck D12, I'm outta this band
I'm 'bout to start a group with The Real Roxanne
Girl, why can't you see you're the only one for me?
And it just tears my *ss apart to know that you don't know my name (man, f*ck this)
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (f*ck Marshall)
'Cause once I blow, I know that I'll be the man (yeah)
All because I'm the new lead-
My band, my band (your band)
My band, my band (our band, your band)
My band, my band (you man, you man)
My band, my band, my band (Roxanne Shante, you lesbian)
Yeah, hey y'all, the hardest boy band in the world, D12
I'm the lead singer of my band
I get all the girls to take off their underpants
I'm the lead singer of my band
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
My salsa, whoa
Look out for my next single, it's called, "My Salsa"
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa
Where'd everybody go?
3:14 gotta be the best part
Frr 😫
pi
nahh 3:53
YESS
yes ppl like the salsa part but thats my fav
i’m literally so insecure sometimes but when this song is on my confidence goes through the roof 😩😩
@@anna-op7ep LMFAOOOOOOOO LIUTERALLY
ongod copied the exact same thing the comment said above lmao
fr
RELATABLE
I just started listing to this masterpiece and I already know the lyrics I’m obsessed 🤩
Same 😭🔫
MY BAND MY BAND MY BAND MY BAND MY BAND MY BAND MY BAND MY BAND MY BANDDDDDDDDDDDDD
d12 made THE most beautiful, absolutely jaw dropping transition and i dont think anybody noticed
"these chicks don't even know the name of my band" i love that line oml
"but theyre all on me like the wanna hold hands"
itto.
@@_eixid yesssss
@Jewelxii "cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man
@@urfavdumb_blonde all because I’m the lead singer off the band😫🤞😩😮💨
SAME
Nah is it just me or does the ending go hard ash! Hell the whole song does!
THIS IS SUCH A GOOD SONG BRO
LITERALLYYYYYYYYYY
@@snowgem FRR
Purple pills tho
3:13 WILL FOREVER BE MY FAVORITE PART OF ANY SONG
YESSSSS
FRRR
harmony
why is it 313? same number from 8 mile.
@@kamikazedepewish6969 OH MY GOD??
THIS SONG HITS HARD TBH 😭🤚🏻
0:13 STUCK IN MY HEAD YA'LL
FRRR
EXACTLY
THANK YOU FOR THIS MASTERPIECE
I'm obsessed with this part😍. 2:46-3:13
FR
3:12 GIRL WHY CANT U SEE UR THE ONLY ONE FOR MEE👽 best part of the song fr
AND IT JUST TEARS MY ASS APART TO KNOW THAT YOU DONT KNOW MY NAAAAAAAAAME
I was in the back!
I love the slim shady song 🔥
3:55 IL THIS PART SO FREAKING MUCH 😭🤧😍😩🥺😆🤗
Cartman, kyle, stan also kenny would sing this fr like its kind of a bop
TRUE
HELP I WAS JUST FROM THAT COMMENT
3:25 i love this part 😩
i imagine cartman singing this im crying
WHAT HAHSGAGHAHAJNS IM MAKING THAT RN HISSS
MY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!
THESE CHICKS DON'T EVEN KNOW THE NAME OF MY BAND, BUT THEY'RE ALL UP ME LIKE THEY WANNA HOLD HANDS 😩‼
MARSHALL
"BOOTYLICKER72"
ALL CAUSE IM THE LEAD SINGER OF MY BAND SO GET OFF STAGE RIGHT DROP THE MIC WALK UP TO THESE HOT CHICKS AND IM ALL LIKE WASSUP LADIES MY NAMES SLIMESHADY IM THE LEAD SINGER OF D12 BABY THEIR LIKE OH MY FREAKING GOD ITS HIM
SLIMESHADY
ayo that slime is kinda sus, shady, if you will 😱
@@zerolikescats LMAO 😭✋🏾
ok uwu sussy baka
i cant sing this song without hand movements LMAO
SAME
same lmfao
SAME LMFAOO
BRUH I JUST REALIZED I DO TOO-
I CAN'T UNHEAR ERIC, STAN, KENNY AND KYLE’S VOICE HELP
THE CONFIDENTS THIS GIVES ME IS UNBELIEVABLE
literaly wanna do that to him ong! 😻
3:13 Omg I LOVE THAT PART SO MUCH FOR SOME REASON
this has to be one of the best songs to ever exist
this slaps harder than my dad and i would know
😭😭
That's dark but funny🤣
Damn💀
this song is AMAZING-
Bro the first part / chorus- 😍😍😍😩😩😩😩😩😩
ITS JUST SUCH A BANGER LIKE MY PLAYLIST STARTS OFF WITH EMO SLOW SONGS THEN THIS PLAYS AND UGHHHH ITS SUCH A BOP
I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH
The salsa part is the greatest fr fr
ikr 😩
BRO THE SALSA PARRRTTTT IS MY REAL FAVE BROO
1:02 is so 😩🙏😮💨
3:13 THIS PART IS SO UNDERRATED LIKE ITS SO GOOD I CANT STOP REPLAYING IT
Real
First 10 seconds sounds like Cartman💀
3:54 - 4:16 best part ISTG
I LOVE THIS PART 3:51-3:54
I WILL NEVER GET TIRED OF THIS SONG I HOPE DONT I JINX IT
Amo esta canción.😯💖
Edit: lo de la salsa es lo mejor.😭😭😭💖
I LOVE D12‼️‼️
Yesssss been waiting for this one
Brooo this be nostalgic tho
4:05 personally my fav part-
This is literally the best song ever made
this hits bro
THESE CHICKS DONT EVEN KNOW THE NAME OF MY BAND BUT THEY ALL ON ME LIKE THEY WANNA HOLD HANDS !??!!?!??
Cause once the blow they know ill be the mannn
@@Hana4life._ ALL BECAUSE IM THE LEAD SINGER OF MY BANDDD
@@mila_.nxtdoor MY BAND MY BAND MY BAND
@@tanukkat4963 MY BAND MY BAND MY BAAND
eminem >>>>
the "man shut up" is so funny to me!!
why does no one call this nightcore anymore
fr nightcore rocks
Because nightcore is for weebs
@@addddoraville for ppl that wanna be asain? that makes no sense bruh.
i meant japanese
@@addddoraville lmao
0:14 is the best part 😍
Ik!!!
True
hell no, the best part is whole video bro.
u just found the on tiktok that’s why it’s the “best” for u lmfao
@@ajaazelle frrrrrr
MY BAND MY BAND MY BAND MY BAND MY BAAAAAAND ;; ITS MINE ;;
"These chicks dont even know the name of my band but there all over me like they wanna hold hands"
Hes so real for this
0:25 WILL ALWAYS BE IN MY HEAD
3:10 AND THE SALSA PART I AM BARKING
my classmates like this song sm
Half of the comments are begging for a Southpark episode of the main four singing this and I live for it 😭
THESE CHICKS DONT EVEN KNOW THE NAME OF MY BAND 🕺🏽🕺🏽
BUT THEY ALL ON ME LIKE THEY WANNA HOLD HANDS
@@Ingobingo__ cuz once i blow i know that ill be the man 😈
@@mayoria7436 ALL BECAUSE IM THE LEAD SINGER OF MY BAND 😝😝
@@Ingobingo__ SO I GET OFF STAGE RIGHT, DROP THE MIC
@@mayoria7436 WALK UP TO THESE HOT CHICKS AND IM ALL LIKE
memories of michael with this song...
2:46 to the end is the best part of the song
THE SALSA PART 🔛🔝
Oml my favourite part is the salsa part and when he says " especially when i drop the beat and do my acapella"
Whoever made this marry me asap.
[The nightcore version] Ik who made the song
THESE CHICKS DONT EVEN KNOW THE NAME OF MY BANDDD BUT THEY'RE ALL ON ME LIKE THEY WANNA HOLD HANDSSSSS~
CUZ ONCE I BLOW THEY KNOW IL BE THE MAN, ALL BECAUSE IM THE LEAD SINGER OF MY BAND‼️‼️
i just love this song LMAOO
Still waiting for the single ‘My Salsa’ 😂
Perfeição 🧎🏻♀️🧎🏻♀️🧎🏻♀️
Tried to mouth the song with no facial expressions and I failed at 3:46 I was too excited about the salsa part
2:24 i fkin love this part
I'm I'm obsessed with part
R.i.p proof
same.
Samee
Before I never listened to the full part, only like first part with eminem then got bored, but this time I listened to the full thing and--
WHATTT?? 😭😭😭 THE END IS ACTUALLY HILARIOUS DUDE
3:12 to the end is hella fine
i was sitting here listening to music and doing my homework but when this song played i literally stopped everything and jjust started singing and dancing
MY BAND MY BADN MY BAND MY BAND MY BAND MY BANDDDDDD
ME AND MY SISTERS LOVE THIS SONG
For some reason when I lip sing this (the first part ) im always like
These chicks don’t even- know the name of my band 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
But there all on me like- they wanna hold hands 😍😍😚🤭
Best 4:17 minutes of my life
how did i just discover this song 6 months ago?? i've missed out on too much lmfaooo
doing my sparx maths and the bookwork code was D12 when this song started playing... i think its a sign
Sparx pisses me off sm oml
D12>>>>>>>>>
unironically slaps
MY BAAAANNDDD
favorite line is at the start
" i dunno dewd 😧😰🙄😒 "
real as fuck
i love this song omg
3:55 melhor parte 💃🏻
Br slk
Todo mundo marcando a parte de 3 minutos mas pra mim o video só tem 2 minuto e 40 kkkkkkkkk
@@sr.pretzel5307 oxii
3:13 underrated asf part 😭😭😨
“these chicks dont even know the name of my band” 🔛🔝!!!