Satire is my favorite type of comedy because it's the hardest to achieve due to the margin of error being so thin it's either hilariously genius, or face dysmorphing cringe.
The thumbnail alone can be qualified as a nightmare fuel. If you print it and use the copies as Halloween decorations, no kid will dare to throw eggs at your house.
I'm starting to feel bad for August's brain cells. Now, it seems like he loses more and more of them with every TikTok video he watches. Well, hopefully, he doesn't decide to create a Twitter account and read some tweets. Edit from 10 months later: I realized this comment had an incredibly large amount of grammar mistakes, and I don't know why people liked it so much. So hopefully, this version is easier to read now.
Although I love Augusts content, I feel he needs an apology. I’m sorry for all the brain cells lost throughout the battle with tiktok face humour and kids entertainment. We all apologise for putting you through the misery of this experience and hope you recover. But seriously, I really appreciate these uploads and I agree with most if not all of the opinions you give.
Yeah, I didn’t look into this, but everyone I know that uses tiktok has, at most, a 10 minute attention span, while I and others have around 40. It’s really weird.
Surprisingly, it's actually based in truth, it's just highly dependent upon the person and their attributing factors. Now having said all this, I still cling to modern society's grooming standards. Lol Minus the flouride in toothpaste and heavy metals in antiperspirants. But I use natural replacements like Hello toothpaste and Lume deodorant, instead of nothing. Hell, that stainless steal soap bar is better than nothing. But to each their own, as long as their odor isn't publicly offensive. Lol
Nah my grandpa do that and he's also a doctor but he literally has no odor. (He still use some soap and shampoo when it's really needed but yeah that's it)
@@ItsAllAboutPerspective375 I get what you're saying, but this man is supposed to be a doctor, and frankly if you're job constantly puts you into contact with bacteria, you're endangering your other patients if you don't properly wash your hands between handling different patients. This exact thing was a huge factor in why so many women died of post-partum infections in the Victorian era, and the reason we deal with that much less frequently now is that doctors learned to wash their hands!
I feel real bad for August cuz at this point he’s literally sacrificing his brain cells and sanity for our entertainment I hope he gets a good rest from all of this suffering.
@@whitezombie10 I'm 16 and only had TikTok when it first came around never again, August definitely isn't just old, not even a lot of us younger people understand these "humor" attempts
Hey so question for Meat Mania Man: Who the hell keeps letting you in stores with no shirt?🤔 Or does he literally go into a store with a shirt on just to take it off and pretend to be Dr. Steak Tarzan?🤨
I think I understand whats going on with the salad thing. Having to eat salad all the time can be super boring but we suffer through it for the sake of health or losing weight. So she tries to make it 'fun' so eating the salad is more tolerable. I do this time to time, but of course I don't post it online cause i think that's weird. so, i think that's what is going on. she thought what she was doing was funny and wanted to share it
Thank you for actually explaining in detail like a normal human of what she was doing, most people would have just said some dumb shyte like "the video was just fire" and left it as that without any explanation, glad to still see some people still with braincells out here bruh.
bro that ‘you don’t need soap’ guy doesn’t know what he’s talking about with the lotion, i have to use it all year because of extreme dry skin and it actually keeps my hands, face, legs, etc from being extremely crusty
I’ve literally been watching August grow and he easily went from 960k to 980k in a matter of 1-2 weeks and it’s just incredible, I’m so proud. Road to 1 mil. :)
“They shouldn’t have had a platform to begin with” thank you. You are entitled to freedom of speech that doesn’t mean just anyone should have a platform. Maybe those are better left in obscurity. (Not by law just public opinion).
Whenever I see these types of videos that are so bad or cringy that make me want to just wrap up in a ball, the only thing that stops that is August’s voice. Just makes me understand someone else actually has a sense of reality
I’ve seen many things on the internet that are just so outrageous and absurd but hearing August say the phrase “a trap remix of ‘how much wood could a woodchuck chuck-‘” has thrown me for a complete fucking loop
My depression takes me to a place where I tend to stop caring for myself when I'm home. I (at a time) thought just using water to clean myself would be fine since I wasn't leaving the house. No. You need to use soap, sir.
I literally saw some random woman live on titok last night with a sign for us to disturb her job and a list of sound effects we could do... some were farts, screams, air horns, vomit, and things like that... while she was crying 🥲
I honestly feel the same man, 24 y old here but feeling like 50 with aaaaall that kind of shit... weird place , weird generation i guess, craziest but not in a good way at all, twitter, insta, tiktok, reallity tv, tv in general, etc etc... the 80' must have been a blast, i guess we are indeed nostalgic about a time we didn't even lived in
I think the funny thing about CarnivoreMD is that he doesn't realize humans are a unique kind of species. We have our own unique diets, our own unique standard of living, our own unique standard of hygiene, our own unique everything. If we lived as primitive as the rest of the animal kingdom our chances of not mating, let alone surviving food borne diseases, our chances of extinction would go up dramatically, which wouldn't be the worst thing in the world.
People: addison rae is fatherless. Her father: i’m about to ruin this man’s whole carreer. People: *make fun of her father more than her.* Her father: *ANGERY*
You’re only 20?! I’m 20! You sound so much older! Well, I feel much older, especially when I look around and see what all these younger people are doing nowadays. But I’ve always been an old soul.. I do thank God for that. It’s kept me sane and especially sane enough to have never even installed Tik Tok in the first place.
Why people are doing this? I know that kids and teenagers have a burst of hormons and don’t think clearly, but adult one? People above 30 or 40? I hope that one day my people will receive my distress call and take me back home from this planet 😐
3:11 I hate the ASMAR videos or just people in a video that eat with there mouth open it’s creepy and awkward, they just stair into your soul and eat food like they judging you. 😭😭
2:20 I sat here paused for a minute or two wondering what this reminded me of.. George Lopez and his show, whenever it does a flashback to him and Ernie as kids with their adult heads. Lookin like a fucking bobble-head XD
I feel sad to say that that woman eating spinach is trying to imitate Nikocado Avocado. Not too hard to do when you look like a female version of him, I suppose.
I really dislike her content. I find it obnoxious, irritating, and really unnecessary. At the same time, you don't need to be a dick. She doesn't look like him, you just don't like her content. Which is fine.
Whoever's reading this, i pray that whatever you're going through gets better and whatever you're struggling with or worrying about is going to be fine and that everyone has a fantastic day! Amen
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I feel like the only person that can really pull off face humor is Jim Carrey
I am terrified of the Grinch
@@user-qf4du7lc4z same bro
Shrek is scarier though
I have to agree with you there
and Rowan Atkinson also.
YES
"The Worst TikToks I could Find"
Must've been like looking for a needle in a mountain of needles.
amazing
Satire is my favorite type of comedy because it's the hardest to achieve due to the margin of error being so thin it's either hilariously genius, or face dysmorphing cringe.
The thumbnail alone can be qualified as a nightmare fuel. If you print it and use the copies as Halloween decorations, no kid will dare to throw eggs at your house.
this comment is actually pretty funny
@Jurassic Park Boi 🇺🇦 yeah, but adults already don't throw eggs
Lol ur funny tbh
@@whitezombie10 you never know, there are some stupid adult pranksters out there
@@MeemahSN true
I'm starting to feel bad for August's brain cells. Now, it seems like he loses more and more of them with every TikTok video he watches. Well, hopefully, he doesn't decide to create a Twitter account and read some tweets.
Edit from 10 months later: I realized this comment had an incredibly large amount of grammar mistakes, and I don't know why people liked it so much. So hopefully, this version is easier to read now.
don’t give him ideas, we don’t wanna see him go so soon
What brain cells?
He has discord ITS TOO LATE AHHHHHH
I had no brain cells left because of gen z
he unfortunately already has twitter 😔
Although I love Augusts content, I feel he needs an apology.
I’m sorry for all the brain cells lost throughout the battle with tiktok face humour and kids entertainment. We all apologise for putting you through the misery of this experience and hope you recover.
But seriously, I really appreciate these uploads and I agree with most if not all of the opinions you give.
Can we be proud of this dude having to go through some of the dumbest stuff for our entertainment give him an applause 👏
👏
My man’s going through the trenches 😤
@im calling saul What about a link to your dad who left you ?
@@Vividlyforgotten here take this giga chad award
@@Vividlyforgotten I'd watch that
the permanent damage to attention span is actually a thing, theres a really good book that partly deals with that called digital minimalism
Proof? Link
@@marvelstarwarsfan8410 the proof is literally listed in the comment. There’s a book called Digital Minimalism that goes over the subject.
@@marvelstarwarsfan8410 bruh you must be a 6 years old watching tiktok 💀💀💀 when you will lose all your attention don't say no one warned you
Yeah, I didn’t look into this, but everyone I know that uses tiktok has, at most, a 10 minute attention span, while I and others have around 40. It’s really weird.
@@kurapikakurta1997 same
The great question "Why do I care?" Is literally the way of thought that will destroy the internet...we just need to wait.
If that coffee/cakepop person was trying to act as "the most punchable person ever", they achieved their goal.
Man, this is so true. But I think all of those morons are capable for nice places in that challenge.
shes satire! shes actually a really cool girl, and makes a lot of vids like that making fun of millennials.
@@webkinzcat I'm not surprised; but even as satire she's done a great job at presenting a super punchable character. :P
@@jaxsonbateman shes definitely good at what she does!
“A guy pretending to shoot someone while a trap remix of how much wood could a woodchuck Chuck plays” I’m fucking crying 😂
That doctor that uses nothing to clean himself must smell so bad 🤢
Surprisingly, it's actually based in truth, it's just highly dependent upon the person and their attributing factors. Now having said all this, I still cling to modern society's grooming standards. Lol Minus the flouride in toothpaste and heavy metals in antiperspirants. But I use natural replacements like Hello toothpaste and Lume deodorant, instead of nothing. Hell, that stainless steal soap bar is better than nothing. But to each their own, as long as their odor isn't publicly offensive. Lol
Nah my grandpa do that and he's also a doctor but he literally has no odor. (He still use some soap and shampoo when it's really needed but yeah that's it)
@Freja Lindberg who says any woman wants him lol
@@ItsAllAboutPerspective375 I get what you're saying, but this man is supposed to be a doctor, and frankly if you're job constantly puts you into contact with bacteria, you're endangering your other patients if you don't properly wash your hands between handling different patients. This exact thing was a huge factor in why so many women died of post-partum infections in the Victorian era, and the reason we deal with that much less frequently now is that doctors learned to wash their hands!
Well a lot of dermatologists actually don't use soap too it's not that big of a deal as you make it...
This is why I haven’t bothered to even download the app.
I’ve had to unfollow people on Facebook because they where posting tiktok crap.
@@charliemartin-k7m I’ve started talking to a friend less after I saw what they post on TikTok. I can’t have people like that being friends with me
Good job
I dont download the app because I hate Chinese spyware
I only have the app to bully ppl like this lol
I think the most shocking part of the video was "This man is 46 years old" My jaw hit the floor - that guy looks at least 60.
That first one was brutal. That's worse than just meat with no seasoning, she's literally watering down the flavor. Could only be a brit. 🤦🏽♂️
Idk how anyone can expect us to believe that a gray piece of boiled meat wrapped in lettuce is actually good 😂
If you properly cooked the steak then it might actually be tasty
@@benfletcher8100 I mean yeah you’re right. I just wouldn’t eat what that lady made lol
@@friedbiscuit420 Oh for sure I wouldn’t either, I kinda wanna try making it myself now though just to see if it can be done right
She made the meat even more dead
@@Commander_Obstagoon it was dead enough wasn’t it?
I feel real bad for August cuz at this point he’s literally sacrificing his brain cells and sanity for our entertainment I hope he gets a good rest from all of this suffering.
Let's appreciate AugustTheDuck, he has looked through the deep rabbit hole of TikTok just for our entertainment. this duck NEEDS an award! 🏆
@our hero 🗿
ye
We know 👍
we all know he needs an award he has suffered for too long....
Hers before it blows it
It's amazing how I've seen August go from around 100k subs to now near 1m. that's amazing and well deserved
Yeah that's crazy
Fr its madness
now hes almost at 2 million!
1:34 Gordon Ramsay would like to have a word with you
Boiled steak?
The fact I'm almost twice the age of August and even he doesn't understand this stuff, makes me feel better about myself.
same age as august and yeah idk wtf is happening in any of these lol
15 here, deleted tiktok after a month
@@whitezombie10 I'm 16 and only had TikTok when it first came around never again, August definitely isn't just old, not even a lot of us younger people understand these "humor" attempts
@@ShadowWolf14__ yeah I have no idea how my friends enjoy tiktok
@@whitezombie10 a teeny tiny portion has actual good stuff but overall I don't know either
August the duck is the most respected man on the internet
Respeck
This duck never fails to make me laugh. I don't know why but I find myself watching for hours 😂
Same
Me too. His videos always seem to make my day better
Same, it gives me hope in humanity
6:09 Imagine walking past a driveway and seeing some random guy doing this in his car
Duck has a nice way of speaking....the way he talks...Respect
5:27 I always hated tiktoks like that
Me too
6:55 No-one can really pull off face humor and silly voices like Jim Carrey. The man is a master of that
Every movie he's been in was a masterpiece, I can't really think of any bad movies with Jim Carrey
I've only just found u August, but i already consider u a hero for going through so much pain just to entertain us.👏🏻
Hey so question for Meat Mania Man:
Who the hell keeps letting you in stores with no shirt?🤔 Or does he literally go into a store with a shirt on just to take it off and pretend to be Dr. Steak Tarzan?🤨
I think it's the second one, or he corrupts the people in the store
It's not like stores have people at the entrance making sure people wear shoes and shirts
6:55 she doesn’t deserve that cake pop
I think I understand whats going on with the salad thing. Having to eat salad all the time can be super boring but we suffer through it for the sake of health or losing weight. So she tries to make it 'fun' so eating the salad is more tolerable. I do this time to time, but of course I don't post it online cause i think that's weird. so, i think that's what is going on. she thought what she was doing was funny and wanted to share it
Thank you for actually explaining in detail like a normal human of what she was doing, most people would have just said some dumb shyte like "the video was just fire" and left it as that without any explanation, glad to still see some people still with braincells out here bruh.
Who else wants to see CarnivoreMD and That Vegan Teacher in a debate?
That was all I thought about after that segment. 😂
I'd actually watch that
omg YES
2:47 she may be cringe but....she got a better health than us 😶
She eating her plants
bro that ‘you don’t need soap’ guy doesn’t know what he’s talking about with the lotion, i have to use it all year because of extreme dry skin and it actually keeps my hands, face, legs, etc from being extremely crusty
Aveeno is better than lubriderm... seriously best lotion
@@samholdsworth420 ok thanks :) ill try it
1:42
There's more seasoning in a damn mattress store 💀
There’s more seasoning in beetlejuice’s brain
It’s always better when August posts.
you didint even watch the whole thing
Fr
@@bo12e still, it always makes our day. because we know were going for a trip, but also it's gonna be painful.
Yes
Bot
The woman with the cake pop is what happens when adults do Disney Channel humor.
I’ve literally been watching August grow and he easily went from 960k to 980k in a matter of 1-2 weeks and it’s just incredible, I’m so proud. Road to 1 mil. :)
I was here when he was at about 860k and im so happy he finally got 1 mil :D
“They shouldn’t have had a platform to begin with” thank you.
You are entitled to freedom of speech that doesn’t mean just anyone should have a platform.
Maybe those are better left in obscurity. (Not by law just public opinion).
Whenever I see these types of videos that are so bad or cringy that make me want to just wrap up in a ball, the only thing that stops that is August’s voice. Just makes me understand someone else actually has a sense of reality
1:56 looks like he’s constipated
The turtle has reared it's ugly head
4:55 bro looks like a T-Rex
I died 🤣🤣🤣
nooo😂😂😂😂😂
1:42 Guys look August just described every TikTok recipe to ever exist
When around 5:28 the "We're done" part came up I screamed "yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" through the house
I’ve seen many things on the internet that are just so outrageous and absurd but hearing August say the phrase “a trap remix of ‘how much wood could a woodchuck chuck-‘” has thrown me for a complete fucking loop
9:00 I kid you not there are tik toks that straight up clips of southpark while some crappy App Store game plays on the bottom
I''m here two whole years later and August was right, TikTok has ruined a whole generation of kids
Yep
Is it TikTok or the parents who use it to keep their kids preoccupied while they fail at being parents.
@@D0ctorf0sterboth
That cake sphere girl is indeed satire, she's a ballerina 😂😂 she's just... A being lmao 😂
That meat wrap looks like a caveman delicacy
7:05 she’s a cartoon character 😂😂😂
your videos are a big comfort and always uplift the mood, keep being you august
You're only 20?? You sound super fucking sophisticated. More than most. Holy shit lmao.
My depression takes me to a place where I tend to stop caring for myself when I'm home. I (at a time) thought just using water to clean myself would be fine since I wasn't leaving the house.
No. You need to use soap, sir.
7:20 she really is like a female Jim Carrey though, its kind of incredible.
The “sear” on the steak in the first tiktok…I’m in tears.
TikTok: *Makes more Cringe videos.*
AugustTheDuck: My cringey senses are tingling.
Lol
2:02 dude squeezing so hard his face turns all red😅😂
I literally saw some random woman live on titok last night with a sign for us to disturb her job and a list of sound effects we could do... some were farts, screams, air horns, vomit, and things like that... while she was crying 🥲
Oh mah daeeys this lettuce beef wrap😂😂💀💀
No there is nothing wrong with you. You have just been raised correctly.
W h a t?
I honestly feel the same man, 24 y old here but feeling like 50 with aaaaall that kind of shit... weird place , weird generation i guess, craziest but not in a good way at all, twitter, insta, tiktok, reallity tv, tv in general, etc etc... the 80' must have been a blast, i guess we are indeed nostalgic about a time we didn't even lived in
3:39
I feel like everyone in my class takes their hygiene-tips from him
Low key shots fired ✨
I think the funny thing about CarnivoreMD is that he doesn't realize humans are a unique kind of species. We have our own unique diets, our own unique standard of living, our own unique standard of hygiene, our own unique everything.
If we lived as primitive as the rest of the animal kingdom our chances of not mating, let alone surviving food borne diseases, our chances of extinction would go up dramatically, which wouldn't be the worst thing in the world.
People: addison rae is fatherless.
Her father: i’m about to ruin this man’s whole carreer.
People: *make fun of her father more than her.*
Her father: *ANGERY*
Seeing her father I understand why she is the way she is. It makes perfect sense.
I dont know whe youre talking about lol
It's WILD; I just learned the context behind the guy who wants to fight Yung Gravy and I've never seen someone refuse to take an L so terribly
These TikTokers be like : I was a person in the world doing alright, then I discovered TikTok overnight and I don’t know how to use it right!
😂
What is that from??? I know the base song
I can't be the only one who listens to August's voice to sleep sometimes right
2:38 i think this is what it would look like if youd get high off salad
1:58 the fact that the 47 year old guido flexing wasn’t a shitpost is the most 2022 thing of the year.
if ever see "The Worst TikToks I Could Find" then i know i need my cringe goggles
At this rate with August watching so much TikTok, he won't survive till the end of August.
To make you feel better August, most of these are actually satire
Bro, has the spinach lady never heard of kidney stones!😂
Note: Do not directly harass creators
You’re only 20?! I’m 20! You sound so much older! Well, I feel much older, especially when I look around and see what all these younger people are doing nowadays. But I’ve always been an old soul.. I do thank God for that. It’s kept me sane and especially sane enough to have never even installed Tik Tok in the first place.
At 2:45 if I ever eat like an animal, mouth wide open while talking a the same time, I think my mother would have unheritated me!
Why people are doing this? I know that kids and teenagers have a burst of hormons and don’t think clearly, but adult one? People above 30 or 40? I hope that one day my people will receive my distress call and take me back home from this planet 😐
6:47 reminds me way too much of Jim Carey’s Grinch.
8:52 this is made to please 2 audiences at the same time, it's like uploading 2 different videos at the same time
2:56 nikocado avocado vibes
I haven't finished a whole Worst Tiktoks video because of the sheer cringe and I feel like my braincells are slowly saying goodbye.
3:11 I hate the ASMAR videos or just people in a video that eat with there mouth open it’s creepy and awkward, they just stair into your soul and eat food like they judging you. 😭😭
And it sounds disgusting
😂”what- what is that, that’s not food” the beef “wrap” has me dead rn ngl
Everyone’s happy when AugustTheDuck Uploads.
when I watched the first 10 seconds of this video and almost went into cardiac arrest. Edit: Omg still waiting for 1 million, been watching since 600k
2:13 please don't offend me by assuming I've watched any content on TikTok
2:20 I sat here paused for a minute or two wondering what this reminded me of.. George Lopez and his show, whenever it does a flashback to him and Ernie as kids with their adult heads. Lookin like a fucking bobble-head XD
I feel sad to say that that woman eating spinach is trying to imitate Nikocado Avocado. Not too hard to do when you look like a female version of him, I suppose.
I really dislike her content. I find it obnoxious, irritating, and really unnecessary. At the same time, you don't need to be a dick. She doesn't look like him, you just don't like her content. Which is fine.
we're doomed if this considered as "Education" in the future
yeah......were doomed...
In the future? Pfft, this is education now!
@@Soleilune1995 yeah 💀
August sounds like TikTok sucked out a soul that he never had.
Whoever's reading this, i pray that whatever you're going through gets better and whatever you're struggling with or worrying about is going to be fine and that everyone has a fantastic day! Amen
Hi
Bots are already here 😔
Quandale, Thank you for your help. MR Dingle you are the best
Troll...
bruh
My brother in Christ, you are just at the tip of the massive TikTok iceberg, and trust me, you don’t wanna go down that rabbit hole
August you just make my day 😊
@im calling saul BOTTY BOT BOT BOT BOT BOT BOT BOT
The Internet: Driven by the minds of 8 year olds.
By the time you're a teenager, you're already out of touch.
Why do I feel like August would be best friends with Ray William Johnson?
The only time you should boil beef is when you are making beef stock/stew/soup.
2:50 she looks like the villain from dc superpets
4:41 I didn’t know Neil Cicierega had a TikTok
August is the reason I skip sleeping so I never miss a video 😳
Yeah me too, where I live is literally midnight
@@__Pino__ 1 am here at the hour you commented, British?
Same, I am literally not sleeping, but not for the video, because of some reason I just can't sleep, so here I am
@@whitezombie10 nah europe
@@__Pino__ oh ok, I'm Italian and you have my hour minus one, so I thought you lived in the UK
This makes me want to go back in time and see what the 70s/80s/90s were like
Not this fucking dumb! That much I know! & i was born in '88!