NW:You're in trouble. Joker:is your mommy here? NW:no but yours is she says it's time for your hourly spanking. SM:you're not funny. Joker:gotta wait for the punch line *clash* Joker:am I funny now.>:D
You just gotta love how the two Jokers mostly compliment each other’s personalities and insanity then proceed to rub at each other with their crowbars😭😭.
He stole Gordon Freeman's crowbar, an RPG-7, Dirty Harry's .44 magnum, and Michael Myers' knife just to fight all these superheroes...Joker's got good taste in weaponry.
3:47 "I thought you loved me?" "We need to talk" Reminds me of the conversation me and my gf had 2 weeks ago lol. Except i was harley and she was joker. *cries*
I could make up a few of these! Superman (Regime): "Deranged freak of nature!" Joker (Insurgency): "Says the alien." Batman: "Your killing stops here." Joker: "No, but your living will!" Lex Luthor: "A crowbar?" Joker: "Your suit needs a tune-up." Joker (Insurgency): "Tell Lois I said 'hi'!" Superman (Regime): "No more mercy..." Joker: "Are you finally going to kill me?" Batman: "You're not getting off that easy." Joker: "Ah, the protégé!" Nightwing (Regime): "That's an insult."
Oooo, I wanna try. Aquaman: Your madness stops here Joker: Good to know I'm not the only one who's a little fishy Joker: Nice suit, but mine's better. Lex: What, without missile launchers? Superman: Do you ever die? Joker: Only green.
Favorite Joker Clash Quotes: Bane:"You will crawl before me." The Joker:"No,no. You first." Batgirl:"Gonna send you to hell." The Joker:"Ah, it's overrated." Catwoman:"You've no chance against me." The Joker:"Do I have a chance with you?"
Actually, it's a play on words. He's telling her to basically make sure she hits him--and she's saying she won't miss...and when he's gone, no one'll miss him, either.
Ok, 4 things: 1. Is that Tara Strong as Harly Quinn? 2. "Not a chance, Underpants" I gotta use that. 3. Is it just me or does this Joker sound Dapper as F*ck? 4. THAT RUN THOUGH. XD That is all. Have an awesome day. :)
I like how natural this version of Joker sounds. I don't like it when actors try to force sounding clownish or insane, versions of Joker like this just much better
Joker: "Your death do us part." Harley: "Hit the clown, win a prize!" Still my favorite and makes me cackle 'cause she has her mallet when she says it.
Joker: You know how I got these scars? Batman: I know how got these! Shazam: I'll take you down, clown. Joker: Oh the old familiar phrases. Joker: And I thought my jokes were bad. Catwoman: Maybe your not funny. Black Adam: I conquer worlds! Joker: I blow up hospitals. Batgirl: You soulless monster. Joker: How's that wound healing? Superman: Not funny, Joker. Joker: Why so serious? Green Lanturn: Back off, psychopath! Joker: What happens, do balls drop off? Ares: I was forged through war! Joker: Everything burns. Wonder Woman: You bring chaos! Joker: I'm an agent of chaos. Nightwing: You're going back to Arkham. Joker: I'm a lot happier here. Joker: Nice suit. Flash: Wish I could say likewise. Joker: All you care about is money. Deathstroke: You don't know the half of it. Grundy: Grundy smash clown-man. Joker: Joker amuse zombie? Cyborg: Good luck shooting me. Joker: I'll need a sharper knife. Joker: St. Patrick's day is not today. Green Arrow: And Halloween is? Joker: I'll bring anarchy. Zod: I'll bring order. Martian Manhunter: You don't amuse me. Joker: I believe in strange things. Bane: I was in Dark Knight Rises. Joker: I came before you. Luthor: You have no career! Joker: You have no oscars.
1:46 Joker: you're not laughing. Lex luthor: you're not dying! 2:24 joker: hi consoler :) Superman: time to kill you again. This the best clash quotes ever.
Every single time Joker finishes a quote:
NNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
+ColorfulGeminiGaming XD
здорова хочу играть
He runs like a muppet and i love it
Firelifeblizzard no he runs like foxy
TheBuggyBuddy That's Richard Epcar for you. He does this "NYAA" thing in every character he plays
Watching 2 jokers run at eachother with crowbars is the most hilarious thing i've ever seen.
NYAAAAAAAA
Corvo Attano IKR XD
The way joker runs at hjs enemy like a maniac is just too funny
I know
They act like gentlemen to each other.
Joker: You're not laughing...
Lex: You're not dying!
The Worst Widowmaker Ever nyaaaa
midniteryder I thought doomsday was Superman’s biggest enemy
*NYAAAAAAH!!*
I like how he changes his tone when he says “Your jokes are stale” to him lol
Lex: Your humor eludes me
Me: I imagine most things do, Professor X. (Like if you get it)👍
Batgirl: Do your worst clown
Joker: ...Can't see your spine from here...
Slender Mann Damn! 😂😂😂
OOOH, that's brutal 😂
"She thinks she's a coffee-table edition"🔫
"You're in trouble."
"Is your mommy here?"
Apply cold water to burned area.
Dude, you beat me to it, I was gonna quote that exact line, it's nice eh? :)
NW:You're in trouble.
Joker:is your mommy here?
NW:no but yours is she says it's time for your hourly spanking.
SM:you're not funny.
Joker:gotta wait for the punch line
*clash*
Joker:am I funny now.>:D
That's the kind of quip that would send anyone back home crying.
Tim Timsen I don't get it
NYAAAAAAAAAH
"Puddin, how could you?!"
"Simple, really. Like this!"
gold
STOP., CALLING ME. THAT!!!
2:58
batgirl: "gonna send you to hell"
joker: "na it's overrated"
Aaaaaaaaah
Nyaaaaaaaaa
(Explosion)
(Metal pipe falling sound)
Superman: You picked the wrong day for this.
Joker: Hows next thursday?
The best.
coolguyofawesomenful ahh how about Tuesday
agreed
I don’t get it; what’s the joke there?
UltimateDemonlord Superman basically said “today’s not the day”, Joker thought of a different day for the fight
Love that one I remember someone was telling me do I ever shut up I was like
Next Thursday maybe 😂😂😂
"I liked you better as Robin"
"I liked you better in Arkham"
I enjoyed that one
"Smile."
"I am smiling."
Matthew Pike NYAAAAHH!!!!
F
Just happened
Joker: "Smile."
@@brianvazquez8261 Batman: "I _am_ smiling."
Joker to himself:"Hey handsome."
Best quote ever.
nice seeing you
“NYAAAH!”
*"WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!"*
*_BIG FUCKING EXPLOSION_*
''I like your style''
I like these lines, they capture his personality perfectly.
Chaos inc. There is little bit of the joker in all of us hahahaha
You just gotta love how the two Jokers mostly compliment each other’s personalities and insanity then proceed to rub at each other with their crowbars😭😭.
Jason Todd: crowbar.....
They… they proceed to… what?
Rub at each other???
Please tell me you meant run and not rub
frotting
Harley: Is that a crowbar in your pants or are you just excited to see me?
Joker: Nope, it's a crowbar.
The Smoking Skull lol
That’s surprisingly funny
*_NYAAAAAAAHHH!!!_*
GOLD 🏆
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
Joker: Liked you better as Robin
Nightwing: Liked you better at Arkham
*apply cold water on BURNED area*
We need aquaman
+harry fisher 😂😂
NYAAAAAAAAAHH
I think Killer Frost would be better.
He stole Gordon Freeman's crowbar, an RPG-7, Dirty Harry's .44 magnum, and Michael Myers' knife just to fight all these superheroes...Joker's got good taste in weaponry.
Edward Boone yee
Jesus
That.... actually somehow makes sense
And a tank of laughing gas
@@erikfrommeyer2606 What about the acid spewing boutonniere and explosive wind-up teeth?
Joker: Smile!
Batman: I am smiling. *serious face*
I really LOL in this part ,man XD
NNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
grumpy cat meme
xXSilentAgent47Xx Black Dynamite
Found ya one more time
I still love the way Joker runs into battle...
“You look familiar”
“As do you”
"RAAAAAAAAAAAH"
"AAAAAAAAAH"
*metal pipe impact effect*
@@robbie1528(the universe explodes)
"I like your style"
Harley (Sounding betrayed)-"Puddin'! How could you?"
Joker (All smiles as usual)-"Simple, really. Like this!"
That's my puddin 🍰
Ok
Sure puddin will
Do*
GamerZero Relationship goals
"Is it bane or bonnet?"
"DO NOT MOCK ME!"
Gold right there
lmao, i think this is still funny after hearing it 100 times
I agree
That, and also:
"DIE, PAYASO!"
"Someone needs a hug"
1нраврр
I thought he said bane'
5:08
Joker: _"I don't like you!"_
Black Adam: _"Why do you resist?"_
Now *that's* comedy gold right there! ;D
Lol I thought he said "why do you exist?" xD could've been better
And joker say NYAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
0:19 *Insert Metal pipe falling sound
I love how the 2 Jokers pretty much always complimented each other.
Because in their eyes, theyre crazy and perfect.
And then try to violently murder each other, because just like a deck of cards, *one* Joker is plenty...
"You have no chance against me."
"Do I have a chance WITH you?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAH!!"
3:55
Harley Quinn: Puddin', how could you?
The Joker: Simple, Really, Like THIS!
"You've no chance against me."
"Do I have a chance *with* you?"
Catwoman WHAT DID I SAY
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"let's wrap this up joker"
"pass your bed time?"
and
"you're in trouble"
"is your mommy here?"
Wrap this up
Chris Ayres i know i typed it wrong but thanks
The Joker: "Twinkle, twinkle, little star."
Batman: "I seriously wonder what you are.."
Richmond Fang Bane : ( Reacts at their conversation ) Why you need to lose sanity ?
👌👌👌😂😂😂😂
Stolas Ellistice nice
I can't look at that song anymore without thinking of the scary version from Dead Space.
Nightwing "circus is leaving town"
Joker "but not your parents"
ouch!
timegirl55
He needs a doctor for does 5th degree burns!!
That joke went too far, it pretty much means his parents left Earth. His parents were killed from a 25 ft drop.
Conner P
How did it go too far? They're fictional characters. Plus, it's the fucking Joker. He doesn't give two fucks about someone's feelings.
@@UnfamiliarIntimacy but still the joke is crossing the line
Joker was trying to get with Catwoman??? Well that explains why Harley Quinn was trying to beat him to pulp multiple times...
lol
I was thinking the same thing
StopThatWeeb
Trust me, he's done much worse than that...
Not to mention Batsy's gonna be green with anger and jealosy. LOL
3:47 "I thought you loved me?" "We need to talk"
Reminds me of the conversation me and my gf had 2 weeks ago lol.
Except i was harley and she was joker. *cries*
*mashes F*
Well, at least you got out of that
"You're not laughing"
"You're not dying"
XD
Zagara The Gamer Joker
You forgot the NYYYYAAAAAHHHHH at the end
0:50
“Smile!”
“I am smiling.”
And I’m not! THAT’S what Batman looked like in the first game?! It’s been so long!
Joker: Hit Me Baby.
Harley: With Pleasure Hun.
Kills me everytime.
Joker: Going my way?
Catwoman: Go to hell by yourself!
11/10
TheReivenlocke "Nah, it's overrated."
Grey and Richard!
3:12: So simple, but so perfect
I could make up a few of these!
Superman (Regime): "Deranged freak of nature!"
Joker (Insurgency): "Says the alien."
Batman: "Your killing stops here."
Joker: "No, but your living will!"
Lex Luthor: "A crowbar?"
Joker: "Your suit needs a tune-up."
Joker (Insurgency): "Tell Lois I said 'hi'!"
Superman (Regime): "No more mercy..."
Joker: "Are you finally going to kill me?"
Batman: "You're not getting off that easy."
Joker: "Ah, the protégé!"
Nightwing (Regime): "That's an insult."
Nice ones
Oooo, I wanna try.
Aquaman: Your madness stops here
Joker: Good to know I'm not the only one who's a little fishy
Joker: Nice suit, but mine's better.
Lex: What, without missile launchers?
Superman: Do you ever die?
Joker: Only green.
Joker: This is my crowbar.
Batman: And this is my fist
Superman: Your weakness is a clown.
Batman: Your weakness is a rock.
Teothehun that last one killed it XD
matt man Joker: "Why wouldn't you die?!"
Batman: *"To mock you."*
Favorite Joker Clash Quotes:
Bane:"You will crawl before me."
The Joker:"No,no. You first."
Batgirl:"Gonna send you to hell."
The Joker:"Ah, it's overrated."
Catwoman:"You've no chance against me."
The Joker:"Do I have a chance with you?"
all of Joker's clash quotes are my favorites in general
Mine is NNNNYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
I love Catwoman's:
Joker: "Going my way?"
Catwoman: "Go to hell by yourself!"
XD
Joker: said something
Other guy: said something
Joker : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Richard Epcar is my favorite Joker.
"Smile!"
"I am smiling" *serious face*
"Hi counselor!" (Joker)
"Time to kill you again!" (Superman)
Superman does not fuck around...
Not a chance, underpants.
"Careful Not To Miss Me"
"I Won't, Nobody Will"
Woah
I don't get it explain plz
+TheGreen Blog sexual reference
Actually, it's a play on words. He's telling her to basically make sure she hits him--and she's saying she won't miss...and when he's gone, no one'll miss him, either.
Arkham Knight reference
Aleksandar Vil
This game was made before Arkham Knight.
DAAAAEEERGH
Best battle cry ever.
Mephiles200108420 NYEEAAANN!!!
NYYYYYYAAAAAAHHHHH
NYEEAAAAHHH
Batman: "This ends with you in jail."
Joker: "Not a chance, Underpants."
0:16 twitter user vs reddit user
1:40 I love Harley’s comeback
4:53 that is one powerful crowbar...
Joker: Smile!
Batman: I AM smiling.
That might be the funniest clash conversation in the whole game.
2:08
Joker: "So young, so serious."
Dick Grayson: "I'm laughin' on the inside."
I like the idea of the Joker's crowbar somehow causing an earth-shattering effect, especially when clashing with the likes of Superman.
Ok, 4 things:
1. Is that Tara Strong as Harly Quinn?
2. "Not a chance, Underpants" I gotta use that.
3. Is it just me or does this Joker sound Dapper as F*ck?
4. THAT RUN THOUGH. XD
That is all. Have an awesome day. :)
1. Yeah, Tara Strong did her voice
I KNEW IT! Thank you! *huggles*
Megan Bouchard yeah he does sound dapper lol
FINALLY SOME ONE AGREES! :D
Megan Bouchard Lol
For some reason two Jokers running at each other screaming is by far the funniest thing I've seen in years.
I like how natural this version of Joker sounds. I don't like it when actors try to force sounding clownish or insane, versions of Joker like this just much better
Joker: Smile!
Batman: I am Smiling. (Has serious face)
I died laughing at this clash! 😂
High!..Councillor.
BEST.PUN.EVER.
I don't get it. Please dont hit me ;o
Masters9828
Superman is High Chancellor, but he's always lecturing and counseling the bad guys.
3:00 Killing Joke Joker vs Batgirl? I see what you did there....
You got it! ;)
123Arela321 killing joke joker killed batgirl ( front of her dad )
He just shot her, she was still alive but paralyzed- wheelchair & so on~ not quite dead
Joker's Red Hood was a nice touch, too.
How meta
Joker1: NYAAAAAAH
Joker2: NYAAAAAAH
2:37 "someone needs a hug"
cracked up laughing at this way too much
Joker: "Your death do us part."
Harley: "Hit the clown, win a prize!"
Still my favorite and makes me cackle 'cause she has her mallet when she says it.
0:14 you look familiar
as do you
* metal pipe *
4:18 lex:laugh at this
joker:your the joke lexie
it may be simple but thats a BURN to me
I just noticed there's another person in the background
Joker's running is hysterical XD
3:26
Batman: Back To Arkham!
The Joker: I Think NOT!
0:01 the boys locker
2:23 some say that blast was so strong, it created 3 entire universes
I love it how The Joker just runs towards you like the mad man he is. 😂
Superman: You picked the wrong day for this!
Joker: Hows next thursday?
3:35 I think Joker pissed her off.
It was hard not to laugh because of............ NNYYAAAAAAAAAA!
Richard Epcar is a master of voice acting.
4:47 is the best
Picked the wrong day for this!
@@PoorQualityStudioshow’s next thursday?
@@Rdup222 HAAAAA!!!!!
YEEAAAAAAAAARRGH!!!@@PoorQualityStudios
3:19 Arkham City in a nutshell
SM: You pick the wrong day for this!
Joker: How's next Thursday?
Two jokers clash crowbars and the universe just implodes
"you pick the wrong day joker"
"how's next thursday?" XD
Damian just got owned big time at 4:43
"You're in trouble"
"Is your mummy here?"
Although Talia is not really the one you want to be mocking...
0:14
It just isn't the same without the metal pipe Sound effect
Fr
I did not know jokers crowbar was so powerfull :O
like thors hammer
yus :v
he can hit someone in the nuts with it
It's the batfamily Kryptonite
It's a regular crowbar, just gotta swing it just right
i love how he runs. i need to do that
Batgirl 'gonna send you to hell'
Joker 'naah, it's overrated'
:)
THat would whould be me... Nah thats overrated
1:51
"You're not laughing"
"You're not dying"
"NYAAAAAAA!!!"
0:57 *Shut it clown!*, Now we know where Damian got his infamous "shut it clown" catchphrase to the Joker in Injustice 2.😂😂😂
Who's Damian? 🤔
catwoman: u don't have a chance against me >:(joker: do I have a chance with u ;)
3:00 Batgirl:Gonna Send You To HELL
Joker:Nah,It's Overrated.
LOL
There's one more:
Joker: "You're not laughing"
Lex: "Your jokes are stale"
That one is Lex's unique clash quote, not Joker. Added that one in Lex Luthor clash quotes video
Joker: You know how I got these scars?
Batman: I know how got these!
Shazam: I'll take you down, clown.
Joker: Oh the old familiar phrases.
Joker: And I thought my jokes were bad.
Catwoman: Maybe your not funny.
Black Adam: I conquer worlds!
Joker: I blow up hospitals.
Batgirl: You soulless monster.
Joker: How's that wound healing?
Superman: Not funny, Joker.
Joker: Why so serious?
Green Lanturn: Back off, psychopath!
Joker: What happens, do balls drop off?
Ares: I was forged through war!
Joker: Everything burns.
Wonder Woman: You bring chaos!
Joker: I'm an agent of chaos.
Nightwing: You're going back to Arkham.
Joker: I'm a lot happier here.
Joker: Nice suit.
Flash: Wish I could say likewise.
Joker: All you care about is money.
Deathstroke: You don't know the half of it.
Grundy: Grundy smash clown-man.
Joker: Joker amuse zombie?
Cyborg: Good luck shooting me.
Joker: I'll need a sharper knife.
Joker: St. Patrick's day is not today.
Green Arrow: And Halloween is?
Joker: I'll bring anarchy.
Zod: I'll bring order.
Martian Manhunter: You don't amuse me.
Joker: I believe in strange things.
Bane: I was in Dark Knight Rises.
Joker: I came before you.
Luthor: You have no career!
Joker: You have no oscars.
TheHero136 dat last one. lol
TheHero136 the first one should've been
Joker: You know how I got these scars?
Batman: It's Because I caused them.
The batgirl one
Bruh
Ok, there is ABSOLUTELY NO WAY A FUCKING CROWBOW CAN OUTPOWER A HAMMER, BANE, AND FUCKING SUPERMAN!!!
+Windex That's no damn excuse, video game or not they still gotta at least TRY to follow the laws of physics!
In the comic they take pills to make them as strong as superman.
+Captain cold The real og How and When?
+8-BitBreaker64 In the Injustice comic.
+8-BitBreaker64 it's just a game it doesn't really need to follow the laws of physics it's just to make the game fun
Joker: Smile!
Batman: I am smiling.
NYAAAAAAAAAH
“U look familiar”
“As do you”
Funniest lines in the world
0:07
"Got a joke for you."
"I've probably heard it."
Joker: you're not laughing
Lex: you're not dying!
XD
1:46
Joker: you're not laughing.
Lex luthor: you're not dying!
2:24
joker: hi consoler :)
Superman: time to kill you again.
This the best clash quotes ever.
joker: "smile!"
Batman: "i am smiling."
such a simple line and yet so depressing.
"You picked the wrong day, Joker"
"You're right, next Thursday?"
NYAAAAAAHH
Joker's running and laughing/terror screaming is killer
0:14 the meme
I like the idea that when their crowbars collide, it causes the entire universe to explode.
Love Jokers face when his running! Puts a smile on my face!
Superman:"Hit the wrong day for this"
Joker:"Hows next thursday"
😂😂
FUCKIN SUPERMAN IS A SAVAGE.
Joker: Hi councilor
Superman: Time to kill you again!
can you remind me where this originated from again?
The opening cinematic in the campaign and Injustice Year One which was amazing by the way.