_Ash:_ talking about serious stuff _Luke:_ has to rethink every word he said because he is confused about how to pronounce lately _Cal:_ hi I'm Calum Hood I'm the- _Michael:_ Clifford
2:33 Luke: "Boy band turned punk rock turned alt. pop genious writers " Ash: "Can you say it without the genius part?" Luke: "Oh sorry. Yeah, boyband turned punk rock turned ultra genius song writers?" *moves his head to ask if he was okay, bites his lip, and realizes he fucked up. Then proceeds to laugh histerically* This is my kind of Luke Hemmings.
can they continue cocktail chats even after they're done talking about the album, like they could just be talking about random stuff and i'd still replay it a hundred times
Calum’s that guy that, like, when you want your other friends to go out, you say “it’ll be fun, Calum’s gonna be there” and then everyone and their mom shows up
EXACTLY it makes me so sad sometimes, but then i realize that it’s how life works, and he’s getting more experience and growing up (-: i’m so proud of my boys
Literally me 😂 I didn’t follow the band for a while, and when I returned with them I was like “Oh, wait, they replaced Luke? Oh, it’s so sad, I liked him very much" and only about a couple of hours passed and I was like "Ahhhh, I get it. It's Luke but he grew up."
. 00:00 Empy Wallets . 00:17 "That is fire. Pure fuego!" . 00:29 "That shit is FirE!!!" . 00:59 "Pretty Fucking Hammered right now" . 01:06 "We cool? We got that?" . 02:42 The Genius thing . 03:20 "Imma tell you how it went down" . 03:43 "The parents adopted him, not vice-versa" . 03:55 "LOVe ThaT guY!" . 04:10 "Lemme tell ya how it went down!" . 04:14 "WhAt'S Up BABY?" . 04:34 Luke's "Spending all on shoes" . 05:06 "Who's Karl?" "He adopted his parents, which is weird." . 05:57 "Lemme tell ya how it went down!" pt.2 . 06:13 "Kinda makes me feel like... High" . 06:20 "Who Is They?!" "OMG, I just... It'll make sense in the edit!" . 06:56 "Pretty cool right?!" . 07:13 "Lemme tell ya how it went down!" pt. 3 BTW, I did this under every cocktail chats video if you're interested.
*ASHTON IS A FULL ASS MOOD DURING EMPTY WALLETS AND LUKES LAUGH CURED MY DEPRESSION* 💓💓💓💓💓 also I aspire to be the drunk level of Calum Thomas Hood 👏🏻🍸
If Calum doesn't introduce himself whenever he comes on camera can we all assume its a cry for help or he has been abducted/ something's wrong because I feel like that should be a system for everyone including him. If something's wrong he will NOT introduce himself cause then we will know I'm too used to him introing himself now
1. “ThAt iS FiRe” 2. I was literally listening to empty wallets right before this 3. “oH wHaT’s Up bAbY” 4. Calum’s smile at 7:02-7:06😍 5. “SpEnD iT AlL oN ShOeS”
Ashton is normally drunk, giggling and making jokes so when he's actually drunk he simply goes sober
i haven't heard a truer sentence in a while😂❤️
I would have commented that if you hadn't lol
literally
Calum is "loud and aggravated" drunk
Ash is "serious" drunk
Luke is "childish and funny" drunk
Michael is "high" drunk
Micheal😍😍
i wanna save this comment forever loll
*Michael.
@@2008-i2r there I changed it
@@christinanovelle good for u
LUKE HEMMINGS, WHAT WAS THAT LAUGH. ADORABLE.
I died!
vee davina AND THIS IS HOW IT STARTS
Stan ur pfp
and the lip biting too
and that lip bite omg
Luke's accent is having an identity crisis and poor Cal is being attacked left and right
cal repeating himself over and over again is hilarious😂
but still the best thing 😂😂
*"I'MMA TELL U HOW IT WENT DOWN"*
EVERY NIGHT REPLAYED OVER AND OVER
ღMaubieღ u didn't j go there.... 😭😭😭
Daisy G. Lol
Its not cocktail chats with 5SOS without Calum introducing himself
adorkablesos ur pfp omg
yaaa
Yesssss😁😅😂
Yaass!!!
Calum drunk is my new fav thing 😂
Mica Esposito same
JCKAJDKJ TE CONOZCO ahreno
❤️
Micaaaaa ❤❤❤
Yeah mate. Same
_Ash:_ talking about serious stuff
_Luke:_ has to rethink every word he said because he is confused about how to pronounce lately
_Cal:_ hi I'm Calum Hood I'm the-
_Michael:_ Clifford
5 SECONDS OF MAY love you
5 SECONDS OF MAY know
5 SECONDS OF MAY
You are my new favorite person😂
Delaney ohH thanks😂💖
5 SECONDS OF MAY You're welcome😁
2:33
Luke: "Boy band turned punk rock turned alt. pop genious writers "
Ash: "Can you say it without the genius part?"
Luke: "Oh sorry. Yeah, boyband turned punk rock turned ultra genius song writers?"
*moves his head to ask if he was okay, bites his lip, and realizes he fucked up. Then proceeds to laugh histerically*
This is my kind of Luke Hemmings.
YEEEEEESSSSS
My favorite part of the video, definitely
Luke’s laugh at the end when he realised tho
his laugh GIVES ME LIFE
His laugh is my fav part he's so cute
The drunker they get the more Aussie their accents become.
YES I LOVE IT!
for reall!!! idk why theyre trying to conceal their accents thoooo
True
i was literally thinking this. i need their aussie accents back. i miss them. oz represent!!
I like it!
can they continue cocktail chats even after they're done talking about the album, like they could just be talking about random stuff and i'd still replay it a hundred times
Nopia Nichole id do the same exact thing listening to the album on loop 😂
you mean you want the keeks to come back?
i hope they do them for the new album
Ashlynn Nustad they probably won’t Ashton had an issue with alcoholism and has recently gotten over it so it probably wouldn’t be the best idea
MiKayla Kelln your right
“Hey wassup baby...don’t put that in” yet it’s still in the video with all it’s glory
michael saying aight
calum being drunk
lukes laugh
ashton's existence
i love this episode
Luke is so far gone.
Calum is goofy as hell.
Ashton is at the point where he wants to get real.
Mike you’re our only hope
Michael: " It's like ear candy it makes you like ^_^ *nods* "
Bella G "..... aight"
The BS Show lol
luke is completely cooked.
When Michael wasn't in the first five minutes I was convinced that he already passed out and they just continued without him😂😂
SafetyPinTheBrokenPiecesImAnAllTimeLow same lmao
"boy-band turned prog-rock turned alt-pop genius writers."
"can you say that without genius?"
"boy-band turned prog-rock turned ultra genius writers."
Okay but he called them a boyband
And then the laugh!!!!!
Me : Omg im getting broke because 5sos's merch is so exspensive >:(
5sos : Omg thats so sad :( Alexa, play empty wallets.
😂
I just spit out my water 😂😂
Moon Shimada swear to god...that's the best thing I've read all day😂
😂👌
Me tooo, lmao I had one chance to buy hand chans
Shoutout to the guy that bought food with Ashton’s money we would never have gotten this amazing ass song
cough niall cough
*So we now know Ashton is the serious drunk*
Emmy For Days and the emotional one
Luke constantly screaming things in the background of this whole series is great
Calum is the cutest drunk ever. I can't even sjflaödlaö
FrizzyFritzi yess😍
I can't with him MY HEART, IT HURTS
Libby H I swear I can't tell you how many times I've watched this episode and all the others just to see him being a lil kiwi
Yes 😍❤️
if empty wallets burns down houses then mine has been burned down 172 times
Katie Marielle right.
Katie Marielle me 2
Katie Marielle same girl
Charisma Johnson Me too
Katie Marielle
pure fuego
Well we know that Calum is hammered and he plays bass for 5 Seconds Of Summer
Haley Gross and that hes gonna tell us how it went down
Shelby Hollen that he does
I thought his name was Calimari Good and he plays the xylaphone in the band 3 Winutes of Winter?
Kara Hinson 😂😂😂😂😂💀😭OMG
@@ollie397 pfft
We almost forgot about the name of the bassist of foive seconds of summa
5 SECONDS OF MAY wanted to say the same😂
5 SECONDS OF MAY it’s Column 😂
5 SECONDS OF MAY Me to
thank god he told us
it’s melon right
They took so long uploading the video that I almost forgot who the bassist is...
Luke’s laugh at 2:57 I’m living for that 😂
SAME
Fer Suarez me fucking too
It fucking sounds like were back in 2014 interviews holy shit
Me too
Fer Suarez Luke’s laugh is so heavenly
"-adopted parents... his parents adopted him not the other way around cuz he can't really do that-" IM
HE SAID THE EXACT WORDS WHEN I WAS READING THIS
*_So let me tell u how it went down_*
DRUNK 5SOS ARE THE BEST 5SOS
Eve Rogers
they really are lol 😂
PREACH
DEFINITELY
”Feels like you’re in Hawaii in the middle of LA, which is crazy”
”woahhhh”
”Yeah I know right”
Luke being supportive
Filippa Kindblom # CAKE❤️😂
I’m going to miss cocktail chats when they’re out of songs to talk about
Ali M they should just move on to other artists songs bc that'd be great
ME TOOOOO
From _Money_
To _Empty Wallets_
5 SECONDS OF MAY didn’t someone take their money and keys? im sorry, should i leave?
LOL
Me before and after meet you there tour
Sarah Calsam same but no regrets tho😂☻
Empty Wallets: the sequel to Hey Everbody
“put that speaker in the fireplace baby, that shit is fiyaaaa!” - luke hemmings 2018
0:28
5:55 so anyway...
*waits for a second*
LEMME TELL U HOW IT WENT DOWN
"Lemme tell ya how it went down"
Oh wassup baby?!
Ash the serious
Luke the hahahaHAHAHA
Cal the drunkest
Mikey the WHERE ARE YOU IN THE FIRST 5MINUTES???!!
OHHHH Calum Hood is the bassist of 5sos... i forgot since this was uploaded a day late
jello x josh I like how he repeated so this is how it went down so many times
Sam T YES😭
"That's fire. Pure fuego"
I'm actually crying😂😂😂
Music?
Luke forgetting who he is...
Calum keeps reminding us who he is...
Alright, what about the other two? Still alright?
i want to adopt 5sos as my parents
Calum’s that guy that, like, when you want your other friends to go out, you say “it’ll be fun, Calum’s gonna be there” and then everyone and their mom shows up
Can we talk about Luke's laugh? It's adorable
Luke's laugh is the only thing keeping me alive
I WOULD NOT KNOW WHO CALUM HOOD WAS IF HE DIDN’T INTRODUCES HIMSELF EVERY EPISODE. THANK YOU CALUM
Which one is Calum again, I’m-
Wait calum irwin the guitar player of 500 years of winter right??
Yeah it is so easy to forget xD
These cocktail chats just make me realise how much they grew. I mean if someone saw luke 4 years ago they would never think that this is him rn
Bato Arafa I still don’t believe it’s him
I don’t want to believe it’s him.
EXACTLY it makes me so sad sometimes, but then i realize that it’s how life works, and he’s getting more experience and growing up (-: i’m so proud of my boys
Glow up and character development 👌
Literally me 😂
I didn’t follow the band for a while, and when I returned with them I was like “Oh, wait, they replaced Luke? Oh, it’s so sad, I liked him very much"
and only about a couple of hours passed and I was like "Ahhhh, I get it. It's Luke but he grew up."
"OH WASSUP BABY ?"
*".. don't put that in."*
well oops hahaha
@@aashipandey298 woah fellow Indian 5SOS fan hi
I’m nervous for Calum having to talk about Babylon, he’s gonna be GONE
Abigail Provost he is, no lie
so glad you uploaded this I almost forgot the name of the bassist for a second....woah
ThatFangirl “C-Dizzle-Swizzle” as he once said in the first episode😂😂
Cool guy cal
Calum Hood also known as Cool Guy Cal and sometimes C-Dizzle-Swizzle
I think his name’s column
I couldn't remember man I thought his name was Calvin and he played the oboe
. 00:00 Empy Wallets
. 00:17 "That is fire. Pure fuego!"
. 00:29 "That shit is FirE!!!"
. 00:59 "Pretty Fucking Hammered right now"
. 01:06 "We cool? We got that?"
. 02:42 The Genius thing
. 03:20 "Imma tell you how it went down"
. 03:43 "The parents adopted him, not vice-versa"
. 03:55 "LOVe ThaT guY!"
. 04:10 "Lemme tell ya how it went down!"
. 04:14 "WhAt'S Up BABY?"
. 04:34 Luke's "Spending all on shoes"
. 05:06 "Who's Karl?" "He adopted his parents, which is weird."
. 05:57 "Lemme tell ya how it went down!" pt.2
. 06:13 "Kinda makes me feel like... High"
. 06:20 "Who Is They?!" "OMG, I just... It'll make sense in the edit!"
. 06:56 "Pretty cool right?!"
. 07:13 "Lemme tell ya how it went down!" pt. 3
BTW, I did this under every cocktail chats video if you're interested.
6:20 I think was “it’ll make sense in the edit”
@@myayoung6189 Omg, thank you, I couldn't figure out what he was saying.
Calum is literally gonna say who he is in every video😂😂
I dont want him to stop, so good
The boys singing together after Cal started ... if that isn‘t friendship goals I don‘t know what is
Drunk Calum and Luke are my absolute favorite things😂 I can’t handle them omg.
2:56 did I see baby Luke for a split second the iconic laugh what a cutie
Zoe Geary yes u did
I cant imagine how the last ep of the series is going to turn out lmao
Emxy I hope they end up super drunk and tell us EVERYTHING
Mike Beaudry YES
6:30 lol you can hear Lukes laugh in the background!! (I think lol)
Abigail Grace I'm hearing his laugh EVERYWHERE EVERTIME 😂😂😍
Abigail Grace and him screaming along to empty wallets at 6:50
I almost forgot who the bassist of 5sos is
Jackie 5sos Wait they have a bassist? What's their name? 😂😂😂
Madison Nicole I think it’s like column or calcium
Sara the ginger they’re just joking lol
I really hope they are😂
Sara the ginger it was a joke
“You’re gonna burn down your house Ashton!”
6:20 “they walk into the room”
“Who is they?”
Probably why he keeps introducing himself.
Loved that part
is Calum literally going to introduce himself again every single time xdd he’s cute tho
Hyerin’s Voldemort Sunbaenim that's the real question
*ASHTON IS A FULL ASS MOOD DURING EMPTY WALLETS AND LUKES LAUGH CURED MY DEPRESSION* 💓💓💓💓💓 also I aspire to be the drunk level of Calum Thomas Hood 👏🏻🍸
Cosmic Royale I think my depression is cured too!
6:58 HiS SMiLe aNd LuKE iN tHE bAcK
HE JUST HAD TO INTRODUCE HIMSELF AGAIN DAMNIT
*LUKE YOU'RE SCREAMING*
this is the next version of "Michael, you are yelLING"
@@chancejohnson-kildee7025 omg i was gonna say the same thing
one replay costs one like.
2:55 enjoy the beautiful sound.
I can’t like it multiple times :(
If Cal doesn’t keep up the tradition and introduce himself in this, I’ll SOB
YES. I LIVE
"pure fuego" my life is now complete
Laura T. Olivari where?
Dominica L 0:19 💕
luke: " we only get along cause we're both high"
calum: " cool, I like that "
Now that we are getting closer to Ghost of you they're only giving us one song per episode. DON'T DO THIS
FrizzyFritzi I WAS JUST THINKING THIS I WAS SO EXCITED TO SEE WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY ABOUT IT UGHHH
I DIDNT EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT. HOLY CRAP. IM NOT READY LOL
THE NEXT SONG ON THE ALBUM IS FUCKING GHOST OF YOU HOLY CRAP IM NOT FUCKING READY MY WEAVE IS ALREADY FLYING
I KNOW AGH I REALLY WANT TO KNOW THE STORY BEHIND GHOST OF YOU
whats ghost?
why is ashton so inspirational and emo when he’s drunk like uM nO i dIdnt sIgN uP fOr tHis
Calum: "pretty fuckin hammered right now"
MEEE TOOOO MATE.
Also Calume: "they come into our room and were like "wass up baby"
Hes so adorable. :)
Luke. Drunk. Laughing.
I can die a happy woman now.
I thought Mikey would be more loud when he was drunk but he was so SoFT AWWwwwWW mY BaBY
Kelly Brooks same I thought he would be loud drunk but he's more like want to cuddle drunk.
Fire. Pure FUEGO!!
Music? Do u know?
I'll never be able to get over this
it’s been a year and i still say this sometimes
Emma Allen I agree
so i think calum is gonna tell us how it went down
“The rest they say is a mystery”
History, luke. The rest is history.
calum: ‘which is crazy’
*disembodied voice* ‘wooaaaahh’
calum: ‘yeah i know right’
Luke : oh weyt genius iz a word.
*hAHhaHAhaAHahhAHAhA*
3:03 *we’re not geniuses* 😂
swear most likely ima die for you Calum
A whole mood
What does Calum do again?? I don't think he's told us at all?? I can't remember://
Anna Woods He's the main backup dancer i think?
Anna Woods I’m sure he plays the acoustic ??
No you guys have it all wrong, he's the back up vocalist of course!
Anna Woods he pLaYs BaSs In 5 sEcoNdS oF suMmER
Anna Woods right😂😂. I can't seem to remember 🤔
"Can you say it without genuis" luke says genuis again😂😂
Reading through the comments and I am truly believing we have the best fandom
Mae Scarlett Yes we have the best fandom. 😂❤️
Mae Scarlett totally agree
2:54 the best thing i've heard all day
Richa Patel I MELTED
Richa Patel me too. I was going through the comments because I knew that people would be talking about it, I just can't. My heart...
SAME THO I FRICKEN CRIED BROOOOOOOOO
SAAAMEEEE
also the lip bite the innocent lip bite
i don't think I've ever seen or heard luke laugh like that lol 2:57
Luke's laugh is everything
2:54 the content i signed up for
If Calum doesn't introduce himself whenever he comes on camera can we all assume its a cry for help or he has been abducted/ something's wrong because I feel like that should be a system for everyone including him. If something's wrong he will NOT introduce himself cause then we will know I'm too used to him introing himself now
Did anyone noticed that they said “the rest is mystery” when it’s suppose to be “the rest is history”😂
CALUM DESCRIBING EMPTY WALLETS IS EVERYTHINGGGG
Calum honey, drink some water or eat some bread I have a hangover just watching this
My neighbours love this song so much that they threw a brick into my window, so they could hear it better
Krisha Patel lol
HAHAHAHHA
Marianna Robles 👀
1. “ThAt iS FiRe”
2. I was literally listening to empty wallets right before this
3. “oH wHaT’s Up bAbY”
4. Calum’s smile at 7:02-7:06😍
5. “SpEnD iT AlL oN ShOeS”
“Awe wassup baby” I’m glad they didn’t cut it out. Calum is so adorable.
Did anyone else love the beginning when Ashton said "That is pure fuego"
Calum introducing himself will always be the cutest thing ever
Luke lip biting is everything 😍😂
And then his laugh!
Grace Louise THANK U SOMEONE TYPED IT
YES
i don't know how to live when this series is over
Luke's laugh cured every mental illness I had
"Oh wassup baby"
me: h-
Calum: HI IM CALUM HOOD I PLAY THE BASS IN FIVE SECONDS OF SUMMER
ohhh so calum is the bassist in 5 seconds of summah yeah i almost forgot