Can y'all people tell me what does goat stands for or what does it mean? I know it's the animal but I don't know the meaning in the other use of the word, can y'all explain me please :D?
So there is two things possible, either rift has a child that has a my little pony backpack. Or rift went out and bought a pony backpack which is a power move and probably the coolest scenario.
That intro was bad ass...it was so simple but it was well spoken. Felt like I was getting ready to watch a gritty documentary on the History Channel. Love it.
hey Rift i just had a thought how about a Reality Affirming ASMR you could explain how objects are just what they are and that they are nothing strange or out of this world of deviant purpose i thought that might be interesting cheers if you read this
Imagine... If you will... Uncle E you're the man. It's not only supreme quality Asmr, being delivered by your videos. It's a universe of entertainment. And that's why your channel is by far the best out there! I really enjoy your stuff for a decade now... And wanna say thank you!
“Did you know I can give myself tingles by just doing that….no I can’t, I just say it because it sounds cool.” Yup, this is a pretty serious cartel we’re dealing with
My final wish in this life is to have ephemeral rift give me my last tingles before closing my eyes for the last time. You can not find a more peaceful way to die.
It's good to be a long-term appreciator of Papa Rift's work because anyone else would be wildly caught off guard by their resident ASMRtist going off into a Brony moment.
Rift talking about My Little Pony and actually knowing the characters felt surreal to me as an ex-brony it's so weird when someone else you don't expect knows about the show lmao.
Missed opportunity to name every law enforcement there is, imagine ER saying are you NCIS *insert state*, Amy, navy, and the video is just that on its own then at the end he's like ok your clean, welcome. [Edit] ER pulls out MLP bag....nvm this is perfection
Well he has done it once again. The moment we think the well is drying up, my Dude comes back at us to show us he is still, the one and only, overruling, Creativity Cartel.
Odd, and unexpected... Best tingles Ive gotten in an insanely long time, wow. Didnt know I could still tingle. Thank YOU for making the relaxation and intriguing entertainment possible. 💙
Dude, the opening scene is a great idea I doubt you’re running low on ideas, but as a humble viewer I’d say it’d be really cool and relaxing for you to make an informational asmr video, in a similar fashion as the opening scene. But about whatever topic you want. Your videos are relaxing, but it’d be better if it was relaxing and interesting.
Something a little similar was the languages video he did a couple months back. It's not the exact voice he did, but it was just telling us information via words from different languages. I loved it.
well I guess educational would be a better word for it. And wtf I complemented one of his new ideas, suggested he make more of it in the small chance he sees this and people got defensive I was making positive feedback lmao
So what you're saying is....you're Tingle Trafficers... And given the MLP backpack...I am now convinced that the hat in this video is another mind control experiment from the Professor and it seems like poor Benjamin was the test subject. Think about it. Benjamin has been gone for a while, and now this random cartel leader has an MLP backpack and knows them.
Me: Let's listen to some tingle drug Lord while trying to sleep Rift: Do you have a problem with friendship magic? Me: ... Excuse me? Rift: *lists My Little Pony characters* Me: *Wheeze* I'm not sleeping tonight
I just went through a really tough break up and I'm still trying to figure out what to do with myself, but your videos have really helped, I've definitely needed the sleep. Thanks so much
Went through one not too long ago as well, it sucks and will hurt for a long while. You will grow stronger and the pain will fade over time, I know it doesn’t seem that way right now but trust me, it will. I hope all works out dude 🤘
This guys creativity is literally endless
And i believe we have seen nothing yet
@@Gotmilk0112 Wherefore might not but thee misprise?
Yep
He’s just pulling ideas from the idea void dude
The Sanitarium
Is endless.
ER is, without any doubt, the GOAT of the ASMR community.
Him and MassageASMR are my asmr goats.
BIG FACTS!
Can y'all people tell me what does goat stands for or what does it mean? I know it's the animal but I don't know the meaning in the other use of the word, can y'all explain me please :D?
@@quetiteva717 It's an acronym for Greatest Of All Time
@@quetiteva717 Greatest Of All Time 🐐
The Rift Cartel; such a great name it sounds like it could actually exist.
Who said it didn’t.
@@synergy6035 just what I was gonna say
Thinking about Rifa from SA
It already exists. Its a Moroccan cartel
666 likes and there was 6 comments but now it is 7
Anyone else half expected uncle ER to say "these are their stories-" at the end of the intro as if it were an episode of Law and Order?
NO IT REALLY SOUNDED LIKE THAT
I kinda did lol
I was waiting for some ASMR-friendly "DUN DUN" and a title card.
@@user-rk5fq1nk2j relatable
@@vfxsyko same
My guy really found a fishing reel at a flee market and was like: "This is perfect for my cartel video!"
Ha lol
Souns like a cat purring
Item 9 is the bee’s knees.
Idk how did asmr like do this to your body and your head feels werid
facts bro 😂most underrated comment ive seen ever
Imagine the DEA busting down his door confiscating the pounds of pure uncut tingles.
We all know they'll be unable to control their desires to snort some tingles themselves.
but they do it in quiet asmr fashion
the TEA
this comment has dr t vibes
I would be so sad :(
After watching for almost a decade, you can just talk about anything and it gives me ASMR
You've been successfully conditioned 😌
Dude. It just occurred to me that I’ve been watching this guy since 2011-2012. Holy heck.
@@No1TypeC was just about to say that
Can we get a video length version of that opening, just er talking about deep rooted corruption in the modern world in asmr
I feel like papa rift might get suicided if he dropped truth like that on a more reg basis
Rift spends a couple weeks doing normal voice / louder whispers just to hit is with that absolute banger. He’s the goat of quiet whisper asmr.
So there is two things possible, either rift has a child that has a my little pony backpack. Or rift went out and bought a pony backpack which is a power move and probably the coolest scenario.
iirc he does have a kid, but it's more like Uncle E to do the second option at this point
Ya, pretty sure the only kid he's mentioned is a young son
His son is teenaged, like 13 now I thibk
This is Fluttershy. She has a lot of security issues. Just like that NWO checkpoint after we detonate the C4
@@datboi2250 pfft
"Princess Luna is best pony."
Ah, I see you're a man of Culture as well.
I stand with our Princess of the Night.
For the New Lunar Republic!
I was totally expecting to hear the Law&Order "dun-dun!" at the end of the intro. :D
Glad I wasn’t the only one. Rift eerily sounded like the narrator’s voice.
Right exactly
Pog for the backpack. Couldn't stop laughing.
Watched this show when i was a kid and it brings back a lot of weirdly warm memories.
I still watch it and I'm 22
Show?
@@GeneralRosity My Little Pony
pog?
@@3LZ0RR0 Pog!
As a Russian, I deeply respect this three-stripes Adidas jacket
Tri poloski hardbass tusovki
You mean *We deeply respect this*
Я мы абибас
ДВФ скачал из нот восемь спать ай Андестенд ту историю отделяющая Одессу я
@@bensoontm5244 No, probably not. Soviet Russia is gone :'(
Just a typical tea maker in Saint Petersburg.
I do enjoy some Saint Pete's salt in the morning
Chefir moment
The cut he had to make after saying “what’s so funny” while holding up the my little pony backpack I just know he cracked up and broke character
Nvm found it lmao
This guy’s creativity is endless.
The universe could end and he’d make a “restaurant at the end of the universe” asmr
He already did ;)
@@Rallahpenious you know what, I’m not even surprised at this point
Yup there's already a video like that
Rift: "My favorite pony is... Princess Luna"
A MAN OF TASTES! A MAN OF CULTURE!
this man is the only asmrtist that can make asmr sound illegal
I'm sure there are others... Not that I can name any
That intro was bad ass...it was so simple but it was well spoken. Felt like I was getting ready to watch a gritty documentary on the History Channel. Love it.
I started wheezing when he pulled up the backpack and when he said "whats so funny" i responded like "nothing sir nothing is funny"
Oh, I absolutely LOVED the new approach to the intro in this one. So cool.
The intro is so relaxing I really enjoy his soft spoken !
Nobody can copy this man, not even close. His creativity is untouchable.
Shoutout to Rift himself, not only he created a high quality piece, but he also made the subtitles... 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝗻 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗿-𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝘃𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗼.
That's sick.
even if i've already spotted multiple of them being wrong, that's quite allot of work. they can't all be winners but, it was mostly on point
Hell of a lot better than the default TH-cam ones for sure
I really liked the intro to this- Rift has a great narrating voice too! Plus the historic context is a good way to set up a video.
hey Rift i just had a thought
how about a Reality Affirming ASMR
you could explain how objects are just what they are and that they are nothing strange or out of this world
of deviant purpose
i thought that might be interesting
cheers if you read this
Sounds amazing, +10000 plz pretty plz do this. Part of the experience would be describing the object to affirm its reality.
This man's writing, directing, acting, and production are all next level
Imagine... If you will... Uncle E you're the man.
It's not only supreme quality Asmr, being delivered by your videos. It's a universe of entertainment. And that's why your channel is by far the best out there! I really enjoy your stuff for a decade now... And wanna say thank you!
“Did you know I can give myself tingles by just doing that….no I can’t, I just say it because it sounds cool.”
Yup, this is a pretty serious cartel we’re dealing with
Bruh the quality of that intro though, and the lore in this one, its all just so good.
At this point I'm legit terrified of what the day uncle E runs out of idea's would mean for our fragile reality
My final wish in this life is to have ephemeral rift give me my last tingles before closing my eyes for the last time. You can not find a more peaceful way to die.
Bit macabre but you do you, man
Epic
Best hospice care imaginable.
thank you Uncle ER!! for the captions, not even just auto generated ones, but real ones… thank you.
he tought himself about the fucking my little pony universe as a joke. love itxD
or maybe he watched MLP which y'know, kudos to him
Maybe he's a Brony?
@@innerspaceways haven’t heard that word in so fucking long. Takes me back to 2010s
He has children ya know 💀
@@rickybobbylarge1059 yeah but a son not a daughter
The intro on this was astounding!! I'd love to see more of that narration in future vids!!
It's good to be a long-term appreciator of Papa Rift's work because anyone else would be wildly caught off guard by their resident ASMRtist going off into a Brony moment.
only dude that never runs out of content
Rift talking about My Little Pony and actually knowing the characters felt surreal to me as an ex-brony it's so weird when someone else you don't expect knows about the show lmao.
Just thinking that the pony craze was 10 years ago makes me feel so fucking old
@@stocchinet we’re old men now 😂
I could listen to this man read a book and sleep like the dead. His voice is just too soothing
Jesse, I am trying to have a good night's sleep. We need to experience ASMR.
Hideo Kojima 🥺 I love snake
aaaaaahhhh... wire
It always makes my day better when ER uploads
Missed opportunity to name every law enforcement there is, imagine ER saying are you NCIS *insert state*, Amy, navy, and the video is just that on its own then at the end he's like ok your clean, welcome.
[Edit]
ER pulls out MLP bag....nvm this is perfection
You’re one of a kind, you turn things into art that you never thought could be turned into art.
That intro with the historical stuff was so good, can we please get a whole video of something similar
Came for the thumbnail and the inhumane levels of excitement I get when ER drops a new video
0:00-1:00 Having heard this I think E would make a very good horror story channel. Vocally, there is nothing this man cannot do…
Well he has done it once again. The moment we think the well is drying up, my Dude comes back at us to show us he is still, the one and only, overruling, Creativity Cartel.
Odd, and unexpected...
Best tingles Ive gotten in an insanely long time, wow. Didnt know I could still tingle. Thank YOU for making the relaxation and intriguing entertainment possible. 💙
I am loving the bit of history part in the begining. Great Job, thank you very much.
I was unaware you can smuggle tingles. The more you know.
This guys asmr videos are gonna put me on a watch list
Your voice is so deep and satisfying
Yaaayy I've been subscribed to you for a long time now and I'm so happy to see you reach a million subscribers. Let's make it 10 million.
9:38 I was peacefully listening only to suddenly have to look when out of nowhere he was talking about MLP lol
Good show
i like this spoken intro a lot.
Dude, the opening scene is a great idea
I doubt you’re running low on ideas, but as a humble viewer I’d say it’d be really cool and relaxing for you to make an informational asmr video, in a similar fashion as the opening scene. But about whatever topic you want. Your videos are relaxing, but it’d be better if it was relaxing and interesting.
who says they're not interesting
@@fordsrest couldn'tve said it better
idk man read wikipedia while listening asmr
Something a little similar was the languages video he did a couple months back. It's not the exact voice he did, but it was just telling us information via words from different languages. I loved it.
well I guess educational would be a better word for it.
And wtf I complemented one of his new ideas, suggested he make more of it in the small chance he sees this and people got defensive I was making positive feedback lmao
Never seize to amaze me rift 3 years being here and still amazing.
Ps. I like the intro describing what's going on a good mood setter.
Funny. I've been listening to Egyptian flute music for about a week now.
i just have to tell you how much i love your username and profile pic lmao
Okay not gonna lie I love the little intro bit sets the tone wonderfully it does!
So what you're saying is....you're Tingle Trafficers...
And given the MLP backpack...I am now convinced that the hat in this video is another mind control experiment from the Professor and it seems like poor Benjamin was the test subject. Think about it. Benjamin has been gone for a while, and now this random cartel leader has an MLP backpack and knows them.
"Say my name."
"You're Ephemeral Rift."
"You're goddamn right."
"Daddy! Wheres my school bag! I need it now!"
Rift "oh Shit"
I loved the intro! I hope they become regular parts of your videos
As a brony, I find the backpack skit awesome. This man is an absolute mad-lad. My favorite pony is Fluttershy
Not based. Rdash is 20% cooler. There is no competition.
that deep voice was amazing in the beginning holy cow
Вот это я понимаю - чёткий ASMR-контент. Могёте, дядя E, внатуре.
Ваще. Умеете, что тут сказать.
Уважуха таким конкретно творческим пацанам и мужикам.
Респектабельный дед.
Годный контент подъехал
Рюкзак с Май Литтл Пони добавляет чёткости.
Most creative asmrtist on TH-cam, absolutely no contest
I love that hand drill. Feels like it’s been ages since I last heard it. I got so excited when you pulled it out.
King of sounds.
Love you. Missed you!
Ailly
Me: Let's listen to some tingle drug Lord while trying to sleep
Rift: Do you have a problem with friendship magic?
Me: ... Excuse me?
Rift: *lists My Little Pony characters*
Me: *Wheeze* I'm not sleeping tonight
I was almost asleep when he pulled out the backpack lol
my favorite pony is Fluttershy💖💖
@@queenofthelizards9916 *Shutterstock Watermark*
The intro was so good i almost thought he was a professional voice actor
Does this mean we’re….
Asmr gangsters
tinglenals
@@Thanadeez tinglooms?
Tingled Men.
I prefer the term Tingle Dealer but Asmr Gangster works either way
My long awaited dream of seeing Gopnik ER finally came true!
A job for the Rift Cartel is okay, but for me, it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.
add cheese
It’s always it is the mcchicken, but never, why is the mcchicken
What about the crispy chicken sandwich
I've seen u so many times now and it gets funnier every time
@@Breakphonics more so... how is the McChicken
This is so interesting. I haven't come across someone who reads interesting past and present facts in a long time.
The new Peaky Blinders episodes is looking different, and I’m all for this change in production
definitely one of my fav vids by ER
I didn’t expect to see Corvus at the end, for some reason 😂
Same and oh my goodness taking over the Cartel?! You've got to be kidding me! XD
Thanks for a little history lesson at the beginning
For the New Lunar Republic!
Nice, another follower of the Best Pony, our Princess of the Night.
Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon and Twilight Sparkle are my favorites!
Yeah I’d love to help you move all these objects!
However, I don’t seem to have any pockets, so, what should I do?
why is george W bush watching this video?
Do you have hands?
Step 1: bend over
Mr. President surely that classic two-piece suit has a few pockets to spare!
The start gives me metal gear solid vibes. Good job!
nah but is no one talking about how good ER is at doing voice-overs???
The amount of references in one video is crazy
i love smuggling ilegal substances in my mlp backpack
*I like his style, whisper, slow, quiet... very relaxing for my sleep, Thanks for video, Sir!* 👍👍👍
We need a part 2 vid of him either getting caught trying to smuggle it or him delivering the smuggled item!
Aside for asmr itself, your narration is top notch!
The only thing that intro was missing was a gavel sound and Executive Producer Dick Wolf.
maybev we get another video of "Rift & ASMR" *law&oder-sound*
Man Tin Foil Hat Society is a name ive not heard in a long time
I find the Rift Cartel hilarious as well as MLB being a cartel
Duuuude the intro was smooth as silk, you would be an amazing voice actor, im not even kidding
I just went through a really tough break up and I'm still trying to figure out what to do with myself, but your videos have really helped, I've definitely needed the sleep. Thanks so much
I'm sorry to hear that, hope you stay strong! May harmony find you through this ordeal
Went through one not too long ago as well, it sucks and will hurt for a long while. You will grow stronger and the pain will fade over time, I know it doesn’t seem that way right now but trust me, it will. I hope all works out dude 🤘
so sorry to hear that! def know that feeling and just ouch, i hope things get better for u soon!! keep your head up and know your worth :)
Sounds like a Law & Order intro. ''These are their stories.''
I have entered the Ephemeral rift
The striped adidas jacket completes it
Oh wow early af. I LOVE YOUR CONTENT SO MUCH!!
One of my favorite AsmrArtists with a new video. :)