Wow, you snuck a smartphone into your prison ward. Smells like amateur colonoscopy. I hope you remembered to turn off the vibration motor before you put it up there, because that'll make you make a funny face and the Warden will notice and then Michael Chiklis will interrogate you, and you'll be forced to watch his bald head perspire freely, and it'll be unnerving. Anyway, I hope your prison sentence ends soon, or the inmate riot is successful, and you can go back to normal society, where it is a choice whether to have sex with men or not. B-boys and all that.
I've listened to every CheapShow Podcast, watched every Barshens video, followed Eli on Twitter and yet STILL haven't had enough Eli. My cravings only get worse as the weeks go on, his amplitude is beyond belief!
Benji Jay Yeah the credits are usually played with. I think there was one where everyone was "modular" because Eli didn't shut up about it. (love ya really Eli keep being modular)
Yeah me too, then I realised that many youtube stars in one place would cause horrific things to happen. Could you imagine Gavin free and Ashens in the same room?
i did that a few times, when i was young, about 20... XD lol just kidding. but i just poked my tongue on it, and it tasted of salt. salt and weird unknown and untasted before chemical's.
Astounding episode as always...it had a lot of *amplitude* :D And by the way - the company not wanting people to have water and willing to kill people in Africa is Nestle
This is the perfect video to eat chocolate while watching. Then you can nod in agreement to everything that's being said, even though you're just eating standard milk chocolate.
now we know what happens to all the floor sweepings from pie factories and butchers. still trying to fathom what my barber does with my hair clippings, as far as I know it hasn't ended up in any chocolate so far..
I think they filmed a bunch of episodes with Dan at once when he came down to film some Christmas videos with Ashens, and they've been steadily spreading out the release of them. I'm sure Dan will not be as common once they run out of the backlog that they built up.
Yeah, he's Ashens' nephew. He also shilled Ashens' DVD in the "Answers to Correspondets" video, when he was still a teenager. Just something to think about.
Amplitude makes sense as two waves can either constructively or deconstructively interfere with eachother, if they are in a similar phase then they will constructively interfere and the the amplitude will increase -> they're working together. Amplitude decreases if they are deconstructively interfering, hence two flavours working together would constructively interfere in that sense.
Why do I get the feeling that this Eli is in charge and that Barry and Ashens are just his weird robotic sex toys he rents out to Pound Shop employees?
Wait, is Ryan the same Ryan that Ashens drank weird drinks with? Also, it's nice that Amplitude sponsored this video. Gotta love those Endless games of theirs.
Nerd cubed has appeared on both a wrestling podcast with two Americans and a TH-cam video with a self taught chef and a man who reviews old tat eating chocolate. So much diversity
Whatever happened to the Dan who played Chef Excellence in the Quest for the Gamechild? He seems to have disappeared for quite a while. The last Ashens video he appeared in, I believe, was the chocolate video where there were crisps inside.
Gary Whitelock Mate, the actual definition of the word has changed , that's a perfectly acceptable use of the word these days. (Check the Oxford Dictionary website)
My favourite quirky chocolate was Cadbury's marvelous creations Cola Pretzel Honeycomb bar, but sadly they discontinued it =( I also like one which is milk chocolate with toffee & sea salt
Dan just belongs on this channel... Can we create a Barshens task force? Like the power rangers? Like Stuart, Barry, Eli, Dan, Paul and Chef excellence? Can that be arranged?
I normally dislike Reese's peanut butter cups, but if they managed to work in some grape or strawberry jelly in there, I would be all over a Reese's Peanut Butter and Jelly cup
I like it! Although we don't get snow in England that often, so it would more likely be some kind of chat wagon or cart. Okay I literally don't know what the original comment was referring to, to be honest.
He's called Cousin Dan because the producer Paul Gannon, for some reason, thought his name was Dan and accidentally referred to him as such for his entire first day, until they were both on the podcast and Ashens corrected Paul in from of everybody. Not sure where the "Cousin" part comes in, he's Stuart's nephew but I guess "Nephew Dan" doesn't roll off the tongue.
Who else was expecting a twist ending where Barry would have revealed everything was made with insects or cocoa beans that had been through the digestive track of a squirrel?
Eli was right... Amplitude is apparently a food thing and he was even right about it being in a New Yorker article about Heinz: www.newyorker.com/magazine/2004/09/06/the-ketchup-conundrum
Eli's voice makes everything he says funny
His voice does have a good amount of amplitude.
acex222 he kinda reminds me of Bill Bailey
Andrew Graham It’s modular.
When he said crunch texture I laughed
Fact is he isn't lying. In 2004 the new yorker did an article on flavour amplitude. Malcom Gladwell I think it was.
Heinz might have amplitude, but is it modular as well?
It’s angular.
Can you make a poultice out of it?
Binge watching old Barshens during the lockdown. Man, I miss this channel.
They don't miss you!
3 years later
Wow, you snuck a smartphone into your prison ward. Smells like amateur colonoscopy. I hope you remembered to turn off the vibration motor before you put it up there, because that'll make you make a funny face and the Warden will notice and then Michael Chiklis will interrogate you, and you'll be forced to watch his bald head perspire freely, and it'll be unnerving.
Anyway, I hope your prison sentence ends soon, or the inmate riot is successful, and you can go back to normal society, where it is a choice whether to have sex with men or not. B-boys and all that.
I've listened to every CheapShow Podcast, watched every Barshens video, followed Eli on Twitter and yet STILL haven't had enough Eli. My cravings only get worse as the weeks go on, his amplitude is beyond belief!
Klye he is too modulor
The amplitude is a bit low, but the wavelength was spectacular
bring back Barshens!!!
5:46 Take me down to the Amplitude City where the girls are sweet and the chocolates gritty!
Ouijals oh won't you please take me home yeah yeah
Gimmick over quality? So it's the Loot Crate of chocolate?
High frequency chocolate
I like how those colours in the background on the wall are just edited in. Barry's head goes behind it at 8:27. Nice special effects!
Amplitude.
Just noticed the credits, "Eli Silverman - amplitude"
Benji Jay Yeah the credits are usually played with. I think there was one where everyone was "modular" because Eli didn't shut up about it.
(love ya really Eli keep being modular)
love that modular lifestyle
Seems that Ryan recovered nicely from that Soda Stream taste testing.
He got his revenge with some of the forfeits in his quizzes though!
Ryan (or 'Dan') actually looks a lot like Dan from SlowMoGuys. Maybe that's why people are calling him that!
I thought it was Dan Gruchy for a split second.
Kind of. I can see where you're coming from, but there is still the matter of Ryan's darker hair and mustache.
Yeah me too, then I realised that many youtube stars in one place would cause horrific things to happen. Could you imagine Gavin free and Ashens in the same room?
I was going to suggest the same thing! They do look similar at a glance.
He looks like Dan, but maybe three years younger. Time traveller? All signs point to yes.
Everyone has eaten Playdough in Britain.
Mr. Blobby playdough*
Danck Doggo cheers I've fixed it
Mr. Blobby sorry to butt in mate, but I saw a video of Noel Edmonds in a Mr. blobby costume... comments?
Danck Doggo If we're gonna get into technicalities, it's actually, by brand, Play-Doh. Look it up.
playdoh.hasbro.com
i did that a few times, when i was young, about 20... XD lol just kidding. but i just poked my tongue on it, and it tasted of salt. salt and weird unknown and untasted before chemical's.
Astounding episode as always...it had a lot of *amplitude* :D
And by the way - the company not wanting people to have water and willing to kill people in Africa is Nestle
Polish English I thought it was Hershey's... or Mars... or all of them...
think it's coca cola.
Barry: "Cause some things salty are nice". I bet his missus knows all about that!!! 😂😂👌🏻👌🏻
This is the perfect video to eat chocolate while watching. Then you can nod in agreement to everything that's being said, even though you're just eating standard milk chocolate.
I'm now gonna have to click off the video for when I have chocolate...
All I have is dry rivita but I still nod along. 😊
people talking about chocolate on youtube: boring as sin
Ashens, Barry, Eli and Ryan talking about chocolate on youtube: hysterical
#Amplitude
Barshens reminds me of the lunch hour at my local pub
"I can't eat chocolate"
*Eats kinder eggs on youtube on a near regular basis*
I really want more of Cousin Dan/Ryan. Not only is he the prettiest but he is very interesting when they actually let him talk
Cousin Dan is the George Harrison of Barshens.
I love mixing ice cream with cola, lemonade or cream soda
Turns out Eli is 100% truthful! Here's that New Yorker article: www.newyorker.com/magazine/2004/09/06/the-ketchup-conundrum
They should try zotter chocolate with great flavours such as "RaspberryBlood" and "Pink Coconut and Fish Marshmallow".
I really enjoy this style of video, I'd watch this every day
now we know what happens to all the floor sweepings from pie factories and butchers. still trying to fathom what my barber does with my hair clippings, as far as I know it hasn't ended up in any chocolate so far..
How can a bunch of blokes sitting around eating chocolate be so entertaining for almost ten minutes? WITCHCRAFT
I AN SO HAPPY THAT AMPLITUDE IS BACK IN THE SHOW
a quick google and: bugger me sideways, there actually is such a thing as flavour amplitude.
Are Nerd and Eli permanent fixtures now? Why hasn't this show been rebranded as Bardansheneli?
Patrik333 for me they could skip the Nerd part
I think they filmed a bunch of episodes with Dan at once when he came down to film some Christmas videos with Ashens, and they've been steadily spreading out the release of them. I'm sure Dan will not be as common once they run out of the backlog that they built up.
Barsheli3
Patrik333 Same red jumper. They were all done in one day.
Darshenli
Great - now I feel compelled to go on Amazon for chocolate covered coffee beans! There goes my last New Year's Resolution! Thanks a lot, Barshens!
This is in my opinion on the top 10 list of best thumbnails in TH-cam history.
Absolutely loved it. Great to see you guys getting a break and eating something delicious for a change.
Isn't this the same Ryan that did the Sodastream video with Stuart once?
That would make sense on the whole "cousin" front, because they are cousins if I recall correctly.
Yeah, he's Ashens' nephew.
He also shilled Ashens' DVD in the "Answers to Correspondets" video, when he was still a teenager. Just something to think about.
SsnakeBite That's kind of awesome!e imho. Nice to see that a guy could share an interest with someone like his nephew
Extremely Moist doesn't he do the soda videos with a different Ryan aswell??
Eli took control of this, he's a perfect example of a show making their own stars
@ 1:30 There was a candy shop close where I used to live that had chocolate covered coffee beans. OMG they were so good!!!
That was a very serious video, chocolate reviewing, with Barshens
Amplitude makes sense as two waves can either constructively or deconstructively interfere with eachother, if they are in a similar phase then they will constructively interfere and the the amplitude will increase -> they're working together. Amplitude decreases if they are deconstructively interfering, hence two flavours working together would constructively interfere in that sense.
I like the amplitude of this episode, keep it up.
"You can taste the bean" - Barry Lewis, 2017.
Ventura who doesn't like tasting the bean
im glad im getting into this channel again.
I also love Barry's mum.
Eli is that weird uncle everyone has.
Hilariously enough, Eli is right. "Flavour Amplitude" is a thing, not sure how common it actually is but it's real.
7:32 A WILD CHRIS APPEARS!
When Eli first says Amplitude Rayns look of bullshit makes me laugh
I swear. Ashens needs to do a parody of Sooty. He would be perfect for that. DO IT.
Why do I get the feeling that this Eli is in charge and that Barry and Ashens are just his weird robotic sex toys he rents out to Pound Shop employees?
Close, Ashen is actually a robot made by Poundland.
@ 7:25 LMAO!!! I'd say a hit chocolate would be peanut butter infused chocolate, with a jam center. The bread is just weird...
I like the Amplitude of this Show
Wait, is Ryan the same Ryan that Ashens drank weird drinks with?
Also, it's nice that Amplitude sponsored this video. Gotta love those Endless games of theirs.
Bit late but yes, they're one and the same.
Nerd cubed has appeared on both a wrestling podcast with two Americans and a TH-cam video with a self taught chef and a man who reviews old tat eating chocolate. So much diversity
Allergic to chocolate? Poor Dan. Why even live at that point?
I dont think he is. I seem to remember he did a keep fit thing on his channel and the reward for losing weight was some chocolate.
But in his old Minecraft journey videos with Martyn Littlewood, he mentions that he has a severe cocoa allergy.
TopQuark In his latest video he says he is eating (or has next to him, to eat) chocolate. Okay, it's white chocolate, but that still contains cocoa.
3 reasons to live without chocolate:
1. Coffee
2. Beer
3. Bacon
+robbo 5 life
The only thing on that list I like is bacon, and it would have to be back bacon.
Barry is on fire this episode lol
Barshens had alot of amplitude back in the day.
It's a re-Dan-ding process
Whatever happened to the Dan who played Chef Excellence in the Quest for the Gamechild? He seems to have disappeared for quite a while. The last Ashens video he appeared in, I believe, was the chocolate video where there were crisps inside.
So good. Eli really makes this video. Man Barry can really go to some strange places what? Ashens FTW. Short sentences.
"Roast Expresso"
Literally unwatchable.
Nintendo Life congratulations
I barely noticed that at all. Yeah, a slap on the wrist for whoever edited this!
I thought perhaps it was a joke
Stop misusing the word "literally". Christ...
Gary Whitelock Mate, the actual definition of the word has changed , that's a perfectly acceptable use of the word these days. (Check the Oxford Dictionary website)
My favourite quirky chocolate was Cadbury's marvelous creations Cola Pretzel Honeycomb bar, but sadly they discontinued it =(
I also like one which is milk chocolate with toffee & sea salt
Wow, Ryan is a cutie!!
Timothy Verheyn Jr. agreed, haha
That's a weird way to spell Eli
Pissflaps
Here's the AMPLITUDE New Yorker article for anyone's interest! www.newyorker.com/magazine/2004/09/06/the-ketchup-conundrum
5:17 sad onion.
{FIRST_NAME} {LAST_NAME} nice name
"you can taste the bean"
wheres the knowing wink!? where!? it's something I've become accustomed too and it wasn't there 😣
The origin of cousin dan.
This episode had great amplitude!
Dan just belongs on this channel... Can we create a Barshens task force? Like the power rangers? Like Stuart, Barry, Eli, Dan, Paul and Chef excellence? Can that be arranged?
I want a poster of the video thumbnail. Barry and his amplitude oompa loompas.
Will Dan get a barshens shirt?
I normally dislike Reese's peanut butter cups, but if they managed to work in some grape or strawberry jelly in there, I would be all over a Reese's Peanut Butter and Jelly cup
@ 3:10 Ashens doesn't like alcohol and dairy. I guess he doesn't like Kaluha, LOL!
Speaking of that, there is a candy bar made out of Kaluha, yummy!
Where do I get a Barshens shirt with the patches
I tried a mince pie chocolate bar. Heavenly
Kitkat used to do mocha flavour and it was so damn good. I really don't know if they do them anymore.
Eli should be president.
i finally realized the badges on barry's and stuart's chest read "bars" and "hens"
...barshens
Always love to see Cousin Dan.... who is Nephew Ryan XD I want one
I can't watch this video on my phone! It says its 'not available on this device'
This should be a chat snowmobile the ones you see in the morning
TheElectricalGamer great English buddy!
I like it! Although we don't get snow in England that often, so it would more likely be some kind of chat wagon or cart.
Okay I literally don't know what the original comment was referring to, to be honest.
Oh, do you mean "chat show", but made a mistake and got autocorrected?
Wait so is he called Cousin Dan because he is a Relative of Dan from Nerdcubed or because he looks strikingly similar to Dan from the Slow Mo Guys?
He's called Cousin Dan because the producer Paul Gannon, for some reason, thought his name was Dan and accidentally referred to him as such for his entire first day, until they were both on the podcast and Ashens corrected Paul in from of everybody. Not sure where the "Cousin" part comes in, he's Stuart's nephew but I guess "Nephew Dan" doesn't roll off the tongue.
Ryan looks like a young Dan Gruchy from the Slow Mo Guys.
I was just about to post the same thing.
Who else was expecting a twist ending where Barry would have revealed everything was made with insects or cocoa beans that had been through the digestive track of a squirrel?
Does Dan remind anyone else of Dan from slo mo guys
Well... That WS the most interesting cameo I've seen in some time.
Is the word amplitude also modular?
Clunge
Cousin Dan would make a good chef excellence.
One Dan,
Two Dan,
Red Dan,
Blue Dan
the cocacola one sounded interesting.
But then i again i have a deformation for using cola perfumed shampoo back in the day.
i had recently had a milk chocolate and Guinness bar
At 2:39 part of Ashens' head disappears
Andrew Doyle I think they ended up fading in a still of the upper set in the wide shot due to the boom mic getting in the shot on multiple occasions.
I thought Ryan's shirt said Cassian Dan until I went back and looked closer.
Eli the chocolate amplitude connoisseur
Eli was right... Amplitude is apparently a food thing and he was even right about it being in a New Yorker article about Heinz: www.newyorker.com/magazine/2004/09/06/the-ketchup-conundrum
At first I was thinking "maybe British people say amplitude instead of synergy." No. Eli is just being Eli.
it's Stuart's nephew! haha
Hey guys, is this the Ryan from Ashens weird drinks stuff and Sodastream videos?
why is "carpets" bono?
eli needs to remain as a regular