When they described this on the pod I thought Moses would be cheerier and going with the bit. But no he’s actually fighting for his fucking life and Ted and Tucker are just goofing him.
Moses is lowkey so considerate for barfing in the bag, see a guy like me would just be blowing chunks all over that goddamn parking lot without a second thought
behold a most extraordinary spectacle, an unabashed showcase of Ted guffawing heartily at the misfortunes of his dear companion. An unequivocal exemplification of Ted's unparalleled penchant for guffaws in the face of his faithful friend Moses, engaging in a rather peculiar pastime, involving the expeditious expulsion of gastric contents into a receptacle of the bag-like persuasion. Alas, it appears that Ted's proclivity for mirth knows no bounds, for instead of extending the soothing hand of solace to his beleaguered comrade, he chooses to indulge in a veritable symphony of mirthful cacophony! One cannot help but entertain the whimsical notion that, in the aftermath of this uproarious video's creation, Ted's fate may have taken a most predictable and knee-bending turn. Envision, if you will, the scenario of Ted, driven by an insatiable thirst for amusement, careening headlong into an unwitting rendezvous with gravity's inexorable grasp, resulting in the melodramatic and rather anticipated fragmentation of his kneecaps, as though they were but mere porcelain trinkets in the grand carnival of existence! Verily, the perils of laughter, my friends, are exceeded only by the gravity of a most predictable pratfall!
The correct spelling of jeberdiah is one of the greatest mysteries of our time, it’s akin the German Enigma code from WW2, we’ve just yet to find our Alan Turing that will help us crack this case and find the true spelling of jeberdiah.
This one is for the Tucker Lovers
Damn right
@@TuckerKeane❤️
So to the Tucker Haters, Fuck U!
When they described this on the pod I thought Moses would be cheerier and going with the bit. But no he’s actually fighting for his fucking life and Ted and Tucker are just goofing him.
This was a truly harrowing experience.
@@moses_irl oh shit its the guy
How does Moses always look like such a posh and civilized gentleman, even in times of pain and suffering?
It’s the Fiji water
Moses is lowkey so considerate for barfing in the bag, see a guy like me would just be blowing chunks all over that goddamn parking lot without a second thought
He left the bag there....
@@TuckerKeane drop coords? 😮
ted looks straight out of the 60s
Teds acting like he’s in a music video 🤣
Tucker lovers be eating 🫡
Chew before you swallow
Oh im swallowing whole Tucker
@@TuckerKeaneunlike Moses
I didn’t expect you to *actually* post it
I'm all business baby
@@TuckerKeane tucker are we friends
@@RockyRedRiotthis is parasocial!!!!
Moses' least favorite puppy.
Damn I didn’t think I could actually find it lmao thanks Tucker
Truly a jehberdeh moment
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behold a most extraordinary spectacle, an unabashed showcase of Ted guffawing heartily at the misfortunes of his dear companion. An unequivocal exemplification of Ted's unparalleled penchant for guffaws in the face of his faithful friend Moses, engaging in a rather peculiar pastime, involving the expeditious expulsion of gastric contents into a receptacle of the bag-like persuasion. Alas, it appears that Ted's proclivity for mirth knows no bounds, for instead of extending the soothing hand of solace to his beleaguered comrade, he chooses to indulge in a veritable symphony of mirthful cacophony! One cannot help but entertain the whimsical notion that, in the aftermath of this uproarious video's creation, Ted's fate may have taken a most predictable and knee-bending turn. Envision, if you will, the scenario of Ted, driven by an insatiable thirst for amusement, careening headlong into an unwitting rendezvous with gravity's inexorable grasp, resulting in the melodramatic and rather anticipated fragmentation of his kneecaps, as though they were but mere porcelain trinkets in the grand carnival of existence! Verily, the perils of laughter, my friends, are exceeded only by the gravity of a most predictable pratfall!
Tucker lore
Part 2 of this video is Ted getting high and Schlatt fucking with him, this is just the origin of Ted's bad karma
Ted says it’s like a homeless person’s entrails like he knows from experience
Moses looks like my history teacher
Wow I found this quickly lmfao, haven’t finished the pod yet
Looked for a link to your channel in the description but no dice
Don’t ever let the hater un-tuck you tucker jeane
real moses hours
So the limit is 14
Why do Ted’s knees buckle like a new born deer whenever he pukes?? 😂
How is this not on Chuckle Sandwich?!?!?😅😂😅😂😅😂
The correct spelling of jeberdiah is one of the greatest mysteries of our time, it’s akin the German Enigma code from WW2, we’ve just yet to find our Alan Turing that will help us crack this case and find the true spelling of jeberdiah.
TUCKERS GIGGLING IS SO FUNNY THATA NOT A LAUGH ITS A GIGGLE N’ ITS SO SILLY
I know this is a refrence from the pod but which episode/story?
good video. thanks.
Thanks tucker
too much beef...uuunngggggg..!.
Tucker nation 🙏
It’s tucker time!
moses
Tucker i love you
Omg tucker nation
I love you Tucker could you adopt me?
Hi Tucker😀
meat sludge
O7
*promosm*
TW ⚠⚠: emetophobia 🫶🫶🫶
Please consult your walls by directly speaking to them and listen to the voices in your head, thank you.
@@ventgoblin330what he said
my emetophobic ass thought this was more free ted content and when I tell you I JUMPED and shut my computer upon seeing this video