Jalango's view on Modern Churches

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  • @alexmathenge5221
    @alexmathenge5221 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    it is very true what Jalango is talking about. I cant never take my tithe in church za siku izi, i don't go to church either. God cannot reside in church za siku izi

    • @chrisci261
      @chrisci261 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      i left that some years ago ...i just believe in God ..and that is all...

    • @joshuaokemwa9151
      @joshuaokemwa9151 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      man their is one true church in world and christ is the head of the church keep searching dont give excuses to neglects simple biblical requirement of gathering with your brothers and sisters. its compulsory to return tithe to church if your dont God considers you a thief of resources he has entitled to you. A true church does not contradict any bible truth. good luck

    • @johnongolla6042
      @johnongolla6042 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bible imesema God hapatikani church

  • @steveirungu3132
    @steveirungu3132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm a born again Christian by conviction and knowledge and I'm not ignorant so help me God in Jesus name Amen 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 by Steve Irungu Jermaine

  • @faithkarimi4478
    @faithkarimi4478 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    you guys never disappoint. any time you are a duo magic happens

  • @carolekiptum5166
    @carolekiptum5166 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lord have mercy. You 2 are the best.

  • @victoramoke6003
    @victoramoke6003 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yesu atoke south korea akifika luhya amekuwa Elijah that has just my afternoon

  • @sashamonique9438
    @sashamonique9438 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jeff and jalas this is fire...good work

  • @j.wkamae6936
    @j.wkamae6936 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's why I stopped going to church,though I still believe in God!!

  • @annemwaura8791
    @annemwaura8791 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love you two..you always make my day😂😂

  • @sheilaalosa3749
    @sheilaalosa3749 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love u guys...

  • @davludi2612
    @davludi2612 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My first time going to JCC That is what I encountered sikurudi huko tena and that was ten years ago.

  • @maryfraciah590
    @maryfraciah590 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's very true Jalas churches zimekuwa ni wizi

  • @victoramoke6003
    @victoramoke6003 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jalango you bangi wewe hutumia heeee high class

  • @margaretmulinge8419
    @margaretmulinge8419 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    aki Jeff hw can you seal empty envelope.

  • @antonykiiru4808
    @antonykiiru4808 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kabla Yesu afike kwa mboch amegeuka Elijah....Hilarious Good Job Guys

  • @samueljuma22
    @samueljuma22 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jalango is my favorite

  • @mwalimuodhiambo1364
    @mwalimuodhiambo1364 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That is true #Jeff and Jalas

  • @manzourebrahimdenizoglu3850
    @manzourebrahimdenizoglu3850 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm a Muslim and this is what most of my Christian friends tell me.Yaani Church ni kuibiwa tu.

  • @tsumadan9198
    @tsumadan9198 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Soon we be swiping in Church

  • @catherinenjogu136
    @catherinenjogu136 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You guys never fail to make me laugh....ati unaswipe sadaka???

  • @joshuajr6548
    @joshuajr6548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jalas unconsciously uses the phrase "you know what"... it always comes out well

  • @shirowapk
    @shirowapk 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome

  • @judykariuki1852
    @judykariuki1852 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jalas you'll kill me one day...you always made my day

  • @shubharao59
    @shubharao59 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jalalango love you from India. Wish I understood Swahili

  • @joshuaokengo9949
    @joshuaokengo9949 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Surely how can you swipe Sadaka

  • @ericwauyo3659
    @ericwauyo3659 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jalang'o Tithing is all about giving a tenth of whatever one earns...not neccessary end month..it can even be daily depending on you.

  • @puritydaudi9752
    @puritydaudi9752 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Those who preach the doctrine of tithing, sowing seeds etc.....that's a false doctrine. .Those laws were to be observed by the Israelites those days bt after Christ Jesus came He paid it all at the cross. So we are no longer under the law bt we are under the Grace. ..wake up people! !!!!!!

  • @mondetdennis9929
    @mondetdennis9929 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Jalas I need that shirt as soon as possible

  • @KIM-xl6zs
    @KIM-xl6zs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    True don't give the thieves in dog collars your hard earned monies if u feel they are only after it

  • @MutuaLoyd
    @MutuaLoyd 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    wawawawawawa,
    hii kali

  • @akinyiokeyo4618
    @akinyiokeyo4618 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jeff umeharibika....

  • @kiamaz254
    @kiamaz254 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There are many offerings in the Bible..esp in the Old Testament that God required his followers to give! Some of those like burnt offerings for atonement or peace offerings were done away with the finished work of the cross as Jesus Blood atoned for our sins n made us peace with God! But as a Christian there are some that are commanded we still observe eg thanksgiving offerings, first fruits, tithes .. n any other FREEWILL offerings as an expression of our love to God!! Now in our past we probably have only one offering because maybe we were poor or were not taught on subject of giving. Modern church just like ur home has many needs .. billls mortgages salaries etc... just like you go to a restaurant n u don’t eat n just leave .. in church u are fed spiritually, the pastor probably spent days preparing that sermon, that word., he does not work n has a family to support n the like. Church is the only place that people want to sit in Comfy seats, AC , enjoy a great choir .. be spiritually fed n just leave!! U pay thousands in clubs.. in hotels n things that don’t even matter but inakuwasha tu give??? Abt envelopes.... some ignorant beef jalas fr real!! Anyway

    • @puritydaudi9752
      @puritydaudi9752 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      kiamaz254 We are no longer under the law bt under the Grace. ..paying tithe is not recommended after Jesus said "it's finished"...the doctrine of tithing and giving all this offerings is a false doctrine period!!!!

  • @adrianbrian634
    @adrianbrian634 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jalas it's very true

  • @mosesatelah6726
    @mosesatelah6726 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can only sweep church compound but swiping no no no.

  • @reginanaliaka225
    @reginanaliaka225 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    True Jalas

  • @kiamaz254
    @kiamaz254 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man the ignorance in this one video makes my head ache!! Like for real??? 😩 Yani wafrika we have a long way to go!!

  • @johnjimngugi6053
    @johnjimngugi6053 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    In that church,theres no room for poor in heart

  • @sir-mocho6118
    @sir-mocho6118 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There is no way you can be humble with swiping.....true

  • @rodahnyatera5964
    @rodahnyatera5964 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    😍😍

  • @Tamarrind97
    @Tamarrind97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Common Jalas! go with the times. There is no issue with swiping sadaka. Most of the churches huku nje, people just send in their donations via their cards. Not everyone walks around with cash. It is not a sin to give your sadaka or tithe with your card.

  • @streetscholar2276
    @streetscholar2276 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    What is sadaka?

  • @joymaureen43
    @joymaureen43 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Heheh what happened to churches?

  • @pepe2000ful
    @pepe2000ful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Come and visit these American mega churches. They even have ATM’s

  • @atosifelix3765
    @atosifelix3765 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The solution is very very simple. If you are blessed with a lot of cash and you feel philanthropic please support a specific project by buying actual items for example if the church you go to maybe plan to visit a prison or an orphanage buy them items. Nunua sabuni, tissue, nguo, viatu alafu wapee wapeleke but kama ni kupeana cash mob NO AM NOT FOR THAT

  • @ounaogot
    @ounaogot 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    They have taken the word of God and sold it for at a measly price

  • @Mr.George.N
    @Mr.George.N 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Naked Truth...😀😀Us we swipe..

  • @adamsdukeofthomsonfalls2923
    @adamsdukeofthomsonfalls2923 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    South korean is simmilar with kamba. Anyeongkhaseyo and Wimuseo sounds the same.

  • @dennisachochi739
    @dennisachochi739 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ati Sema masin😆😃😃

  • @littleangelslearn9332
    @littleangelslearn9332 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hahahahababa...jalas eti i have forgoten my korean!!!!!

  • @akinyibittner
    @akinyibittner 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Churches scare as well as 1st birthday of a kid...very expe. you can't give 500 only..but the problem is there are such birthdays every 2nd week..

  • @hildaambasa2527
    @hildaambasa2527 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Baba Jamal aki 😂😂😂😂
    Odi woii 😂😂😂😂

  • @olooesther4574
    @olooesther4574 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jeff mungu anakuona 😂😂😂😂

  • @millionaireanne
    @millionaireanne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you swipe in a restaurant,bar,salon,why not in Church? I don't see anything wrong with that.

  • @caitlinluvaka4160
    @caitlinluvaka4160 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've got nothing against churches but it's nolonger what it used to be. Churches have become business enterprises. It infuriates me when criminals hide behind the church. You catch someone red handed doing crime then he tells you that God is in control. See what Kenyan leaders are doing: offering stolen/looted money to church and the church approves that. I have stopped going to church. I set aside enough quiet time with my God. As for offerings, I give food and mecine directly to the needy.

  • @kennedypome1167
    @kennedypome1167 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    haaahaa,
    I die, aky Jeff+jalas=joy/happiness
    woi, eti unapeana 50/ unechukua 100/ as balance ,
    wololooooo

  • @samsonamakusi6931
    @samsonamakusi6931 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    kindly make a cartoon for tha stealing an envelop part

  • @edutiparro332
    @edutiparro332 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hahaha that is what happens when a catho goes wrong route. It is just that jalango you went to someones personal church...a property. Find your way home jalas. Utapata blood pressure. Rudi nyumbani. Misa misses you.

    • @muslimassociationnakuru990
      @muslimassociationnakuru990 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Edu Tiparro ....all Christianity is a fraud.... Vatican is the worst

    • @jasminlwande811
      @jasminlwande811 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jalas am from Tz I like you are swahili.

    • @joshuaokemwa9151
      @joshuaokemwa9151 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      vatican contradicts the bible, so its worse

  • @thomasmachuma9271
    @thomasmachuma9271 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    nowadays church is business,eti i just swiped,God forgive us

  • @leonardoochieng5135
    @leonardoochieng5135 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ati kama mutura...this one killed me

    • @June-tu1wb
      @June-tu1wb 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Leonard Ochieng' so funny

  • @olooesther4574
    @olooesther4574 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's true harambe ya vijana,ya Sunday school gai

  • @davidkidi8599
    @davidkidi8599 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I agree with Jeff... Seal an empty envelope and hand it over..hehe

  • @nzisakasau8234
    @nzisakasau8234 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Aki u guys😂😂😂😂😉😂

  • @ezekielnyangau9436
    @ezekielnyangau9436 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahaha that's true boss

  • @okothmcokothja-ragen6172
    @okothmcokothja-ragen6172 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fifty na change ya thao...

  • @deearacemarg450
    @deearacemarg450 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Guys you are killing me.....yet it is true !Korean pastor 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😅

  • @itscrow3272
    @itscrow3272 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was in chach jana!! 😂😂😂

  • @hildaambasa2527
    @hildaambasa2527 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kanisa huku penye niko church imejaa tu Nigerians, south Africans, Congolese ,
    Italians, Swedish,French, I think am the only Kenyan kwa hiyo church 😂😂

  • @ms.t1918
    @ms.t1918 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nowadays it's better you pray in your house and bless your neighbour with that offering or tithe if they have a problem (ask God who to give) than to connect yourself with altars of satanism and get your life in a muddy parlabulated migunaish confused fogotharic bakwad way.

  • @margaretmulinge8419
    @margaretmulinge8419 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    jalas hio ni kanisa gani iko na banks agents.hahaha

  • @franklinekiptoo7147
    @franklinekiptoo7147 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mimi church ya Nairobi siendi! Hio ni kuinua biashara ya mtu
    Kanisa ni hadi nifike ocha

  • @kibezangalewa
    @kibezangalewa 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg...this is too funny

  • @sherrykeya7370
    @sherrykeya7370 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂😂😂😂#Jalas kwani househelps wajui kiswahili...ebu kujeni huku kwa warabu mtu ni mgeni siku ya kwanza unaongeleshwa kwarabu nkt warabu tu

  • @GetrudeOrodo
    @GetrudeOrodo 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm done. Manmin what???????

  • @lilianadhiambo7691
    @lilianadhiambo7691 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂😂😂😂 I swipe my sadaka ....

  • @user-tb4lj6zv5p
    @user-tb4lj6zv5p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    hii ya bahasha bado naitafuta kwa bible.......

  • @lilianadhiambo7691
    @lilianadhiambo7691 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "ati amegeuka Elijah 😂😂😂😂" I just died...

    • @kronolog2
      @kronolog2 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Am also dying right now

    • @atwenga
      @atwenga 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just laughed out loud, in a quiet place...

  • @juoanjuo
    @juoanjuo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kanisa zimegeuka biashara

  • @georgeronald3416
    @georgeronald3416 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jeff you're crazy...empty envelope 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ongeristephen5691
    @ongeristephen5691 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂 😂 😂 From Korea to luhya

  • @lydiaomito3253
    @lydiaomito3253 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂😂😂😂translated service requires too much attention that's why l prefer Ack English /kiswahili services are done separately

  • @sherrykeya7370
    @sherrykeya7370 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂😂😂😂😂aki nyinyi tu..... church za sikuhizi ni biashara tu

  • @lucywaka6649
    @lucywaka6649 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jalas

  • @chrisci261
    @chrisci261 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jalas also talke of the twerking in church ... Most churches are just teaching our kids on how to twerk

    • @e.crabtree4313
      @e.crabtree4313 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Smartwriter: You are backing up the wrong tree! Haven't you seen Jalas twerking and interviewing women who twerk in public, parading even their children they've taught and encouraged to twerk in public? How would he speak against what he practices and gives audience to? That's a weird dichotomy.

    • @chrisci261
      @chrisci261 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ellen Crabtree get my comment clear., I never said jalas teach them
      .i said most churches are just teaching kids on how to twerk... The churches have abandoned their role in society completely..... They just buy music system for dancing... Followed by short Bible session and offerings

    • @e.crabtree4313
      @e.crabtree4313 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ok, my apologies if I misunderstood your position. Your opening line: "Jalas also talke of the twerking in church." Jalas is complaining about one concern and yet he encourages and participates in another part of what gives Christ a bad rap. One cannot claim to be a follower of Christ and yet dance in clubs -- even in a radion studio. It is an anomaly.

  • @kiamaz254
    @kiamaz254 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    ... one of those ... ohhh.. Jeff Malizia.. cults!😅😂

  • @kinghk5734
    @kinghk5734 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Churches have become a reap off. I stopped going to church

    • @ericwauyo3659
      @ericwauyo3659 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      remember you are the church yourself not all church goers have Christ in them ..n also recall having fellowship matters alot..He says in His presence theres fullness of joy...where two or three are gathered theres fullness of joy..jamaa enda kanisaa

    • @kinghk5734
      @kinghk5734 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +eric wauyo thank you

  • @christinenyakeyo9295
    @christinenyakeyo9295 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂😂jalang'o u made me smile always hahaha ....but its true

  • @jaredwere8196
    @jaredwere8196 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    jalas yawa eeinono kristo nooo

  • @rasohatsavani4503
    @rasohatsavani4503 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    . Tunatoka analog tunaenda digital eish . Ona hawa . # ignorance is a bliss. # what about those ppl who shop incards all thru in that we never hold cash often na sunday imefika ? Tusitoe? 🤨🤨open yours eyes . We are growing up . You expect to compete the likes of UK / third worldcountries when you still in analog things? Acheni kuturudisha nyuma . (Am not a pastor but why would a person complain about sadaka ? Toa ama uwache . I dont think they hold guns in there. )though i understand two offering sessions is thuggery. 🙇🏻‍♀️

  • @Martin_Karia
    @Martin_Karia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Sema machine.
    Just go to Catholic

  • @polerkat7182
    @polerkat7182 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jeff you're being very naughty, God sees what's is being in darkness, tpu cant hide from God!!!

  • @aznathoyugi6525
    @aznathoyugi6525 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Corruption in churches

  • @jeremaihmusee6197
    @jeremaihmusee6197 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't agree with you jalas, what's wrong with paying tilth through pay bill

  • @kimchaxxy2204
    @kimchaxxy2204 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ive forgotten my korean hahaha that got me

  • @macreenowino1426
    @macreenowino1426 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Masin😂😂😂😂

  • @mwangijames9172
    @mwangijames9172 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    hahahahaha

  • @ezekielnyangau9436
    @ezekielnyangau9436 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Church with ATM machine

  • @oumawilly2188
    @oumawilly2188 ปีที่แล้ว

    SDA

  • @floydmichael6534
    @floydmichael6534 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Nyash3
    @Nyash3 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @collinsmaina9963
    @collinsmaina9963 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL...Jeff iyo joke ni kali....

  • @brianmwenda5122
    @brianmwenda5122 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂