Podcast Ep. 561: Who Wants to Buy Noah's Ark?

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  • @katinkagoncalves913
    @katinkagoncalves913 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +35

    I grew up in an evangelical household. The impossibility of Noah’s ark, every animal on earth and everything needed to feed them …keep in mind I was probably 8 when I started questioning many stories in the bible …sticks in my mind as a step on my journey to agnostic atheism

    • @c.w.3750
      @c.w.3750 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      Mine was a huge animal from the deep of the sea swallowed a man kept him in his body for days then spit him out days later.

    • @ookamiblade6318
      @ookamiblade6318 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

      So I grew up atheist, but because of where I live (Bible Belt) I got exposed to these stories. The illustrated story books with two male lions entering the arc always amused me and the unicorn slander struck me as proof their got lacked authority😂

    • @markbriten6999
      @markbriten6999 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Isn't this the thing that sani

    • @DrachenGothik666
      @DrachenGothik666 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@ookamiblade6318 *Ark is the boat. An arc is a curve. #boneappletea

    • @stickinug
      @stickinug 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      this was the thing that solidified it as "nonsense" to young me. I asked my religion teacher "if everything else on earth was swept away, wouldn't that mean that Noah and his wife are the new Adam and Eve? Why don't we talk about them repopulating the earth after the flood?" and the teacher sent me into the hallway for the rest of the class session. Never answered my question, just taught me that questioning is prohibited. Absolute nonsense :)

  • @moonshoes11
    @moonshoes11 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +20

    It’s a monument to ignorance.

  • @nerdoftheatre
    @nerdoftheatre ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    33:52 I went to a Catholic school. We had:
    - 1 arson attack (not while school was in session)
    - 1 explosion threat
    - And too many active shooter threats to name
    I should mention I was born in 1998. Right before Columbine. Posters dont do shit.

  • @mauvemaven
    @mauvemaven 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

    People should see Irving Finkel’s lecture on the Ark Before Noah. He discusses how the story predates Noah and how to build the ark with the oldest known dimensions from an ancient stone tablet.

    • @gertsgarden
      @gertsgarden 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      I saw that documentary and it was the first thing I thought of when I saw the picture on the thumbnail!

  • @tomsenior7405
    @tomsenior7405 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +10

    A boat built by a bloke from the Netherlands. Then another boat built by a bloke from the Netherlands. That's not just Double Dutch, that's Mental.

    • @DrachenGothik666
      @DrachenGothik666 46 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +1

      Definitely mental, since it was both boats built by the same bloke. What a waste of money. Money that could have gone to help people.

  • @izmark671
    @izmark671 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +17

    A Shipwreck before it was launched...Pass.

  • @flerkk
    @flerkk 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    Hemant Mehta you are a god to me. In this cast I was very impressed with your sense of humor. ❤

  • @RolfStones
    @RolfStones 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    Yay! My country was mentioned! I'm Dutch. We have a bible belt too! Fun fact. There is even a fisherman from the reformed faith that owns a small museum of ice age fossils he found at Doggerland and still believes in a young earth.

    • @markbriten6999
      @markbriten6999 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      We have people like that in the UK. There problem is it's bollocks

    • @arbitrarysequence
      @arbitrarysequence ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Oh, thank you for sharing, it's good to know it's not just ALL here. I mean, it's kinda like paper cut vs sucking chest wound, but I really do appreciate the commiseration. ;)

    • @Akindmind-oe7ol
      @Akindmind-oe7ol 37 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +1

      A strange comfort for me in the States.

    • @BrendonSmith-e9v
      @BrendonSmith-e9v 34 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      Yes. Idiots are everywhere.

  • @Hotspur37
    @Hotspur37 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

    there a plenty of other Christmas decorations the city could put up instead of the religous ones, but no they always want the christian ones

    • @victorialawhon2251
      @victorialawhon2251 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      And people don't realize Christmas is largely taken from Saturnalia

    • @UsenameTakenWasTaken
      @UsenameTakenWasTaken 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      ​​@@victorialawhon2251
      Americans can't even remember what Ford did in Dearborn or who he was pen pals with, and you expect them to comprehend history further back than that?
      The horror of watching society forget everything like a demented grandfather at every turn is... well, not unique to this time or place or you or me.
      The horror.
      The horror.

  • @Ian_Jules
    @Ian_Jules 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    The state motto of NH is “Live Free or Die”… as someone with family connections up there, I can affirm Jess’s info is fairly accurate.

    • @RodrigoFernandez-k2i
      @RodrigoFernandez-k2i 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      What did she say? I may not finish this. Im considering moving to NH or Maine. I DO know New Hampshire happens to be the most secular state. Also, the lowest crime.

  • @scienceexplains302
    @scienceexplains302 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +9

    Maybe The Onion will buy the 3/4 Ark façade.
    It’s a building, not an ark.

    • @soyevquirsefron990
      @soyevquirsefron990 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Sounds like these European versions are actually boats but not accurate so they’re not arks.

  • @rustygx4867
    @rustygx4867 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

    There no way I waste even a mere cent to buy that fairy tale boat.

    • @Leith_Crowther
      @Leith_Crowther 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      What if one turned it into a museum about all the ways we know a flood didn’t happen?

    • @ookamiblade6318
      @ookamiblade6318 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@Leith_Crowtherthere’s an animal rescue called Noah’s Arc I would support turning it into a rescue boat like De Poezenboot ironically also in the Netherlands.

    • @DrachenGothik666
      @DrachenGothik666 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@ookamiblade6318 *Noah's _Ark._ Ark is the boat, an arc is a curve. #boneappletea

  • @xaneslater
    @xaneslater 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

    I wrote this on the unofficial tst reddit page, it would be funny if someone hid in a satanic holiday display and when someone tries to demolish it, the statue would come alive 😂

    • @victorialawhon2251
      @victorialawhon2251 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      😂 I laughed at that probably way too much but YES! 😂

    • @reflexnight
      @reflexnight 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Sadly the kind who would break up a statue have things like bats and guns, person in the statue would not fare well.

  • @janusatthegate6201
    @janusatthegate6201 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    I'm so glad most young people are now more critical, commonsencical, and curious from when i was young.

    • @DrachenGothik666
      @DrachenGothik666 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      *Commonsensical.

  • @micheal49
    @micheal49 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

    IIRC, the Dutch "ark" was only 230 feet long and build on top of a steel barge. So it's about as close to the original ark as the USS Iowa.

    • @dogwalker666
      @dogwalker666 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      Especially as it is nothing like the "box" in the fairytale. Ark = Box not boat.

    • @soyevquirsefron990
      @soyevquirsefron990 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@dogwalker666yup unless someone thinks the Ark of the Covenant was a boat, Noah’s Ark was just a box with one window and a door.

    • @kathleenmccrory9883
      @kathleenmccrory9883 56 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +3

      There was never an Ark in the first place.

    • @dogwalker666
      @dogwalker666 28 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +1

      @soyevquirsefron990 exactly, The utter lack of ventilation is only the start of the problems.

  • @kerrywhimsey2061
    @kerrywhimsey2061 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

    If the arc guys were real Christian’s the money would have helped the poor.

    • @DrachenGothik666
      @DrachenGothik666 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      *Ark is the boat. An arc is a curve. #boneappletea

    • @kerrywhimsey2061
      @kerrywhimsey2061 44 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      @ sorry, I’ve been sick and medicated-fuzzy brained, I do know better.

  • @MagereHein
    @MagereHein 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Just to make sure: these are floating steel pontoons with steel ribs and wooden planking. Version 1.0 sat in Spoorweghaven dock in my hometown Rotterdam around 2007 for more than a year, completely idle. The owner had a cushy deal for the docking fees. The thing moved when a new city government charged full rates.

  • @jimbazinet7172
    @jimbazinet7172 7 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    Since there are random vandalizers around, Concord should remove all displays to protect them from the marauding mobs!!!

  • @elainejohnson6955
    @elainejohnson6955 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    I spit out my soda while laughing while listening to a video where Aron Ra explained that Noah's Ark only had one window for ventilation for the 3 stories. Therefore, the 8 people would have died almost immediately from the methane gas produced by the animals farting and pooping!

  • @davidbible1469
    @davidbible1469 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    It looks like a fixer upper that won’t work as advertised, like carry a gazillion animals and their food.

  • @kenjiwebb1509
    @kenjiwebb1509 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    Noah's homeless shelter ???

  • @AllDogsAreGoodDogs
    @AllDogsAreGoodDogs 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

    Noah never existed.

  • @goldenmonkey8728
    @goldenmonkey8728 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +9

    Is this the one in KY? It was built with tax payer funds. The tax payers have some ownership in it. My opinion.

    • @reflexnight
      @reflexnight 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Like Cities and states own sports stadiums that taxes and loans by the cities pay for but do they get a cut of the door profits or TV broadcast rights from this?

    • @DrachenGothik666
      @DrachenGothik666 50 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      No. The ark they talk about is in the Netherlands.

  • @sharynlynmorgenstern9594
    @sharynlynmorgenstern9594 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Great combinations of topics. Enjoyed the show 😁

  • @soyevquirsefron990
    @soyevquirsefron990 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    When you own a boat, the only good days are the first day you buy it and the day you sell it.

  • @crabwalk7773
    @crabwalk7773 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Jessica, your recommendation for "Savos San General Outstanding" podcast is unhelpful. It cannot be found.

    • @DrachenGothik666
      @DrachenGothik666 57 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +1

      That could be because you might not be looking for the right title. It's not "Savos San General Outstanding". It's _"Sawbones In General"._ Try looking for _that,_ you might be more successful. "Outstanding" is part of the next sentence: "It's outstanding." It's _not_ part of the title. She does say it rather fast so it's hard to make it out the first time around. Cheers!

  • @LeeMaiden
    @LeeMaiden 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    You know...gonna have to pass on this, first of all, it doesn't float, and it's not a boat, it's a fiction museum.

  • @tomatwo
    @tomatwo 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

    Noah’s barge

  • @grizzledgranny4600
    @grizzledgranny4600 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    I would buy it just to put up signs on how this part and this part and this part of the story is inaccurate. 😂

  • @Limited_Light
    @Limited_Light 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    I grew up a 6 hour drive west of Lexington and Concorde. Dad's brother and family lived in the area a few years. Visited Boston area and Revolutionary War hotspots more than once. Granted, it's been some decades, but pretty sure I never heard anyone pronouncing it as Khan-kerd

  • @JoeWhite3572
    @JoeWhite3572 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    How does one buy something that doesn't exist?

    • @charleslipscomb2567
      @charleslipscomb2567 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      "You've got to have FAITH!!"

    • @JoeWhite3572
      @JoeWhite3572 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @charleslipscomb2567 faith is a myth.

  • @nerdoftheatre
    @nerdoftheatre 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    I forgot about the part of the bible where Jesus told them to bully others unlike them and to destroy their things. Silly me.

  • @adamdavidsonx
    @adamdavidsonx 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    It can't even hold all the animals from our local zoo.

  • @stuartmcconnachie
    @stuartmcconnachie 53 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    Offence is taken, never given. 🐐❤👍🎄

  • @TheHookahSmokingCaterpillar
    @TheHookahSmokingCaterpillar ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Bogomils were what would now be called gnostics. They are believed to be one of the roots of the more famous Cathars.

  • @rowanhard
    @rowanhard 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    You have some of the best one liners.
    Turns out, the Ark was just a Dutch barge.

  • @janusatthegate6201
    @janusatthegate6201 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    There's a film about all the people who have built "ark" boats.

  • @RandyEvans-Strum
    @RandyEvans-Strum 8 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    10 commandments as a deterrent to school shootings would work as well as just say no.

  • @davej6312
    @davej6312 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Paint it red and put a ladder on it.
    Abraham - The Walking Dead -

  • @j.dragon651
    @j.dragon651 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    I have to laugh. That looks like a happy diesel version of "Thomas".

  • @ThomasStMary
    @ThomasStMary 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Great podcast

  • @tubruton
    @tubruton 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    I'd like to buy the ark, but that thing is just overrun with dinosaurs.

  • @myoneblackfriend3151
    @myoneblackfriend3151 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    The accent leaped out at me.

  • @nerdoftheatre
    @nerdoftheatre ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    I also find it funny that they want to post the ten commandments. But never like, you know, the golden rule. Something that would be actually applicable to students. Most of the classrooms and hallways in that school had the golden rule. I can't remember a single time my Catholic school had a poster of the ten commandments. Maybe because the school wasn't wanting to teach middle schoolers what adultery was? Our sex ed was bad enough as is.

  • @rowanhard
    @rowanhard 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Sea horses.
    Actually brine shrimp.

  • @janusatthegate6201
    @janusatthegate6201 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Since when did people have to attend to their displays?

  • @capt.bart.roberts4975
    @capt.bart.roberts4975 42 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    Ark 1.0 was blown into other boats. A bloody big slab sided Ark!

  • @RodrigoFernandez-k2i
    @RodrigoFernandez-k2i 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Over a third? It's over two thirds. NH is the most secular state in the country, followed by Maine

  • @Iamrightyouarewrong
    @Iamrightyouarewrong 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    Johan's Ark

  • @eddiethatvoguy7901
    @eddiethatvoguy7901 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Parkersburg WV has a population of 29,000. "Downtown Parkersburg" is not very big.

  • @janusatthegate6201
    @janusatthegate6201 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    How do you do "life size" with all creatures great and small?

  • @georgesheffield1580
    @georgesheffield1580 56 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    Is that te one in Texas ,Tennessee, south carolina , or the one in Disney World ?

  • @georgesheffield1580
    @georgesheffield1580 53 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    In Latin and french "ARC " is what the English ( and murkans) call a "BOW".
    That lookes like some sort of barge

    • @DrachenGothik666
      @DrachenGothik666 39 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      Different spelling. Ark is the massive barge that the fictional Noah built. Not cognate with arc. The two words aren't related.

  • @ReadJohn1421
    @ReadJohn1421 25 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    John 14:21-23 ESV
    Whoever has my commandments and keeps them, he it is who loves me. And he who loves me will be loved by my Father, and I will love him and manifest myself to him." [22] Judas (not Iscariot) said to him, "Lord, how is it that you will manifest yourself to us, and not to the world?" [23] Jesus answered him, "If anyone loves me, he will keep my word, and my Father will love him, and we will come to him and make our home with him.

  • @mjordan79705
    @mjordan79705 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    There are two sets of 10 commandments in the book of exodus: ch 20 and 34, and…..no, they’re not the same

  • @quercus6052
    @quercus6052 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    WhenTrump is inaugurated give him a call maybe it can be a lawn ornament.

  • @victorialawhon2251
    @victorialawhon2251 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Nope!

  • @capt.bart.roberts4975
    @capt.bart.roberts4975 47 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    Ark 2.0, works for me.

  • @stylesrj
    @stylesrj 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Is it water-damaged or something?

  • @fordprefect5304
    @fordprefect5304 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    I will bid one million Italian Lira

  • @LindeeLove
    @LindeeLove 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    why are the colors weird. Are they painting it?

    • @DrachenGothik666
      @DrachenGothik666 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Looks like parts of it were built at different times & the wood aged. The varnish aged out & went grey. Could be that they used different brands of varnish on parts of the boat, too & they aged differently. That happens.

  • @felinemagic4473
    @felinemagic4473 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    I'll pass.

  • @hma237
    @hma237 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Adultery was not: don't sleep with someone you're not married to. (Actually, that would include a single person's sex life, which this law doesn't address.)
    The prohibition against adultery commands men to not have affairs with married women. Both the wives & their lovers would be committing adultery against the womens' *husbands*.
    But an 'unfaithful' husband would NOT be committing adultery against his *wife*. There was no such divine prohibition for men. They could freely sleep with any unmarried woman without sin. (Well, there might have been some other conditions, like avoiding 'foreign' women, whatever that was all about.)
    And there is no law that says "thou shalt not kill". The law is: don't murder.
    That is, only kill when it's allowed. Killing is permitted in all sorts of circumstances; in fact god has often *ordered* humans to kill, including sometimes the innocent.

  • @markpashia7067
    @markpashia7067 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Are you thinking sea monkeys?

  • @Worldoffoolishness
    @Worldoffoolishness 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Trying pronouncing Worcester properly

  • @graffic13
    @graffic13 2 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

    Baphomet pinata!!

  • @Jeffrey-w2b8x
    @Jeffrey-w2b8x 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    At a time in my life when I needed help the most, when psychology, and the medical community couldn't help me, I started reading the Bible and 6 months later I was feeling better. Coincidence ?

    • @DrachenGothik666
      @DrachenGothik666 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Totally a coincidence. The Buybull didn't actually do anything for you other than the placebo affect.

    • @Satans_lil_helper
      @Satans_lil_helper 14 นาทีที่ผ่านมา

      It distracted you from your problems for 6 months. I've been an atheist for 30+ years and I regularly go on biblical deep dives. It doesn't make the god any more real or true.

  • @Gerryjournal
    @Gerryjournal ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Define boat

  • @Nathaniel-c3c
    @Nathaniel-c3c 43 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +1

    God is good and the devil is evil

    • @DrachenGothik666
      @DrachenGothik666 41 นาทีที่ผ่านมา +1

      Neither exist. Both are fiction.

  • @EightThreeEight
    @EightThreeEight 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Derp

  • @MykolasGilbert
    @MykolasGilbert 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    FUNNY!!

  • @kevinkrueger7479
    @kevinkrueger7479 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Bwaahahaha!!!