everyone loves these tiktok videos, and i love making them, drop some ideas! also im pretty sure i have a really bad cold or something because i feel awful anyway how are you doing
3:02 the reason they're always on top of buildings is because they were originally from a cliff side and would just leave their eggs somewhere where they won't roll over and break
2:55 That is literally what happened with Pigeons. They were domesticated and used for transporting messages, as well as personal pets. They originally lived in deserts, and common pigeons found in urban areas are essentially rock pigeons. Their nests are terrible because they genuinely do not know how to nest on the ground, and typically nest within rocky formations. We did them so dirty.
I, an adult with social anxiety, watched Bluey in the airport and was definitely nervous that people would think it was weird. Then I remembered I was in an airport, where societal norms go to die, and that I would never see any of these people again.
15:24 they ain't even wrong, that's what actually happened. Women were banned from acting in theatre, so they would get young boys to act in woman roles. Another fun fact is that is one of the reasons the Puritans didn't want theatres to be open, as they thought dressing up as someone you're not was unholy.
14:14 omg this is the most relatable thing I’ve seen all day! So glad I’m not the only one who walks in circles while making up imaginary stories in my head!
when i was about 4 i had a nightmare where the entire world was flooded and stuck holding onto a pole,while sharks surrounded me,and lunged at me to kill me
0:00 when I was a kid I’d play this Minecraft substitute called BlockCraft and I remember having a dream where there were mobs and I started crying 😭 but there were at least 2 others I can remember
5:12 I started laughing at this next to my brother, and he heard a bit of the video. He said "Why are you laughing? Who's Shakespeare?" And I said "Uh, Shakespeare." HE WENT "What, the book?" 😭😭
A good way to spawn proof slime farms is to use brown mushrooms. They give out a light level of 1 and covering the spawning area with brown mushrooms might be a more efficient method than using redstone torches
14:25 it says "wtf i dont even care for reals because if you for real knew me like that you would have known i aint even like that man, leave me alone"
13:16 why could I actually read that "Whatever, I don't even care for reals because if you for real knew me like that you would have known I'm not even like that man leave me alone"
To answer the first TikTok, I still VIVIDLY remember the dream where I was at my grandpa’s house and there was a time machine telephone. Like, a mix between a rotary phone and and old corded phone with a keypad. I forget who I was calling, but it was either my great grandparents or my house, because those and grandpa’s house where the only phone numbers I knew by heart back then and obviously I wasn’t calling grandpa if I was at his house. Anyway, I called a number, and hit a button and that’s how far into the past the time machine was set. I must have just watched a dinosaur movie, tho, because when the air started breaking open (like a space time rift/tear), dinosaurs came out of the cracks. I was trying to avoid dinosaurs while continuing my day as usual at grandpa’s house. But one creak didn’t open wide enough and for some reason, THAT dinosaur scared me as he stuck its head out and tried to bite me. My aunt peeled the crack off the window it was on as smoothly as you peel stickers off the sheets, held it like how Steve Irwin held snakes by the tail, walked to the backyard fence, and threw it over, then started walking back inside. That’s when I woke up. I still randomly think of that dream and it’s been over 2 decades since I had it.
00:01 so this dream was when i was really sick, i liked pvz a lot during this time, so i had dreams about it but this one in particular was really scary, I was a little puffshroom protected by a pumpkin. The zombies looked terrifying and realistic, in the end of the dream there was one zombie left in my lane. It was a buckethead, it had finished the pumpkin and i was next but before he bit me… boom, i was awake
My dentists have weirdly on multiple occasions complimented me on my "tongue control" since my tongue doesn't explore a lot, and I can hold it in place perfectly fine. Weird compliment, but ok 💀💀💀💀
Dude with long hair here: i only wash it once a week. I comb it with coconut oil once a day but only on days when i leave the house. And you don't care about the answers to the rest of the questions because I'm 375lbs
for the first screenshot, i had a dream that i was chased by a killer wwe wrestler and i escaped on a red volkswagen jetta that could turn into a lawnmower
why did this make me engage in a mindblowing and life threatening experience that tightened my esophagus and almost caused me to release a specific bodily fluid from beneath
I had a dream I still remember. Not really a dream, more like a reoccurring fear during normal dreams. When I was about 5, I was terrified of the ground crumbling beneath me. Pretty much every dream, daydream, etc. ended in me falling through the ground.
about the first one... i used to have a dream when i was 5-6 years old where i would be facing a giant newspaper *spider* and that dream made me wake up and go to my parents
0:05 oh, i remember my traumatizing dream, i remember being at the beach (i live in florida god help me) and a massive shark was after me, no matter how hard i tried, i couldn't get back to shore, despite me only being like 10-25 feet out from shore, and the tide made it to where nobody could come help me, it was like the shark was playing with me, just barely missing, every time. Nobody could come save me, and I couldn't save myself. And I was FIVE.
everyone loves these tiktok videos, and i love making them, drop some ideas! also im pretty sure i have a really bad cold or something because i feel awful anyway how are you doing
this literally happened like overnight, i woke up feeling bad, why? :(
@@VaazkLShorts are you on drugs by any chance?
@@VaazkLShorts hope you get better soon man
damn, hope u get better soon ‼️
@@VaazkLShorts you need some kötbullar med rålingon😋😋
3:02 the reason they're always on top of buildings is because they were originally from a cliff side and would just leave their eggs somewhere where they won't roll over and break
Yep, rock pigeons didn't exactly need to make nests before so now they're bad at it
His "Yay!" and "Yippee!" really contrast to his usual tone. 10/10 would hire VA
What is this mystery Emoji?! 😭
@@RemyTownsend-uv2bj huh
The yabadabadoo was also pretty great
ong
2:55 That is literally what happened with Pigeons.
They were domesticated and used for transporting messages, as well as personal pets. They originally lived in deserts, and common pigeons found in urban areas are essentially rock pigeons. Their nests are terrible because they genuinely do not know how to nest on the ground, and typically nest within rocky formations. We did them so dirty.
AND WE LOVE DOVES BUT HATE PIGEONS??? RACISM, I CALL BIRDISM!!!!
Just another reason to hate humanity
I, an adult with social anxiety, watched Bluey in the airport and was definitely nervous that people would think it was weird. Then I remembered I was in an airport, where societal norms go to die, and that I would never see any of these people again.
real
15:24 they ain't even wrong, that's what actually happened. Women were banned from acting in theatre, so they would get young boys to act in woman roles.
Another fun fact is that is one of the reasons the Puritans didn't want theatres to be open, as they thought dressing up as someone you're not was unholy.
I saw a comment yesterday that went like “is ramadan some type of tiktok challenge?” 💀
NAHHHH
NAHHHHHHH I FELT THIS IN MY SOUL AND I DONT EVEN CELEBRATE RAMADAN
WAS IT SARCASM?
@@exceptionallyriso I THINK IT WAS GENUINE 😭
BRO 😭
5:46 Average character ai roleplay:
no it’s definitely chai
this is either chai or janitor ai
I UNINTENTIONALLY MAKE IT END UP LIKE THAT AND SOMETIMES IM ROLEPLAYING AS THE BOT'S *CHILD*
@@V8VIANN3*_WHAT_*
@@V8VIANN3same sadly
1:31 The way he said "💫Wallah💫" at the end took me out🤣
THE MENTAL CHARACTER POV THING AT 14:10 IS SO REAL.
14:21
Translation:
Whatever, I don't even care for reals 'cause if you knew me like that you would've known I ain't even like that man leave me alone.
Whatever, I don't even care for reals 'cause if you knew me like that you would've known I ain't even like that man leave me alone*
@@DisconnectedTH-cam thanks! i edited it
@@l4p1descent ganglish idk that's what they call it on tt
0:41 the child feasts off the teddy bear.
H e G o t t h e m u n c h e y s a n d n e e d e d t o f e a s t
14:14 omg this is the most relatable thing I’ve seen all day! So glad I’m not the only one who walks in circles while making up imaginary stories in my head!
No samee
ME TOOOOO BRO
I'm literally convinced I never had a original experience in my life
Thought I was the only one.
That thumbnail is wild 💀
Oil up
take them clothes off
@@Mischievous-Delinquent I’m filing a restraining order
@@turbo_marcnah I agree. Oil up.
@@Ella_TheWolf short form video has had disastrous effects on society
7:02 this is also known as hypnopompic hallucination, it happens to me alot☠️
The tiktok is coolest and most funniest place that my brain auto declines it as something serious whenever i see it
Love this channel sm. I have to go to sleep but no, this random British dude posted so now I have to binge half your channel.
The first one was too relatable 💀
spider behavior
I refuse to say anything about him falling off
Well you just did say something about him falling off lol
Technically speaking 'n all 🤓
9:55 I think she got cat boys and catboys confused when picking a date
7:24 the way vaaz says "spoingle doingle" makes me happy
3:55 this is actually fucking evil
5:35 curse of binding 🤣
3:29 naur, I don’t think I will
The leg bounce may annoy people but I have adhd so I need to stim or I will explode
Soooo real but i meow : 3
I do the leg bounce thing too when sitting down!
I'm autistic lol
@@Ghostly_.TherianME TOO GRGRGRGRGRGR /pos
@@dumbartist864 so am i and i do too
@@K4_is_gaming Twinsies lol
Vaazkl saying delicious in his deep voice is my life now
13:18 Bro had a whole "Waaaait a minute..." ass moment
1:37 ok ain’t no way you messed up that bad💀
when i was about 4 i had a nightmare where the entire world was flooded and stuck holding onto a pole,while sharks surrounded me,and lunged at me to kill me
7:31 I HAVE AN IDENTICAL SHIRT AS THIS GIRL ON RN
4:00 that’s genuinely messed up.
16:19, NO, VAAZ, it's NOT the fear of HOLES, that's TRYPOPHOBIA 😭🙏
THAT SAYS THYPOPHOBIAAAAAA !!!!!!!
0:00 when I was a kid I’d play this Minecraft substitute called BlockCraft and I remember having a dream where there were mobs and I started crying 😭 but there were at least 2 others I can remember
5:12 I started laughing at this next to my brother, and he heard a bit of the video. He said "Why are you laughing? Who's Shakespeare?" And I said "Uh, Shakespeare." HE WENT "What, the book?" 😭😭
15:33 that fettuccine Alfredo be bussin tho 🗣️🔥
The "yabba dabba doo!" was perfect.
A good way to spawn proof slime farms is to use brown mushrooms. They give out a light level of 1 and covering the spawning area with brown mushrooms might be a more efficient method than using redstone torches
14:25 it says "wtf i dont even care for reals because if you for real knew me like that you would have known i aint even like that man, leave me alone"
bro is fluent in tiktok
we all came for the oiled up dad
I just love watching TikTok screenshots whenever I feel stupid!
16:46: that's why you respond with a loud and clear "DAMN RIGHT I AM, GUY"
"Maybe when pigs can fly"
"didnt you go on a plane last month"
was foul 💀
10:25 WE HAVE A SAAAAYIN BACK AT MY HOOOOMETOWN WHEN YOURE FEELING DOWN SUNSHINEEEE FIXES EVERYTHING
0:01 i had the “car driving by itself” when i was 4, apparently it went all the way to egypt and i woke up crying
3:00 WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE ME CRY LIKE THAT
12:45
somebody once called me stupid in that same font and I was so pissed, if I had been an inch angrier god knows what could’ve went down
13:16 why could I actually read that
"Whatever, I don't even care
for reals because if you for real knew
me like that you would have
known I'm not even like that
man leave me alone"
In my defense for hating winter, I'd rather be boiled alive then be cold.
To answer the first TikTok, I still VIVIDLY remember the dream where I was at my grandpa’s house and there was a time machine telephone. Like, a mix between a rotary phone and and old corded phone with a keypad. I forget who I was calling, but it was either my great grandparents or my house, because those and grandpa’s house where the only phone numbers I knew by heart back then and obviously I wasn’t calling grandpa if I was at his house. Anyway, I called a number, and hit a button and that’s how far into the past the time machine was set. I must have just watched a dinosaur movie, tho, because when the air started breaking open (like a space time rift/tear), dinosaurs came out of the cracks. I was trying to avoid dinosaurs while continuing my day as usual at grandpa’s house. But one creak didn’t open wide enough and for some reason, THAT dinosaur scared me as he stuck its head out and tried to bite me. My aunt peeled the crack off the window it was on as smoothly as you peel stickers off the sheets, held it like how Steve Irwin held snakes by the tail, walked to the backyard fence, and threw it over, then started walking back inside. That’s when I woke up. I still randomly think of that dream and it’s been over 2 decades since I had it.
7:03
The same thing happened but I was scrolling on YT shorts until a Sambucha video went dark.
For the licking dentist meme thing, Idk why the gloves taste so good. I like things with weird taste, I love me some powdered rubber
5:05 Did I just get roasted for having good grammar?!
The sasuke one tho- So real
00:01 so this dream was when i was really sick, i liked pvz a lot during this time, so i had dreams about it but this one in particular was really scary,
I was a little puffshroom protected by a pumpkin. The zombies looked terrifying and realistic, in the end of the dream there was one zombie left in my lane.
It was a buckethead, it had finished the pumpkin and i was next but before he bit me… boom, i was awake
4:49 - New lore dropped
0:01 one time i had a dream where grover hacked all my devices and it displayed this horrifying grotesque image of a ripped up grover laughing
My dentists have weirdly on multiple occasions complimented me on my "tongue control" since my tongue doesn't explore a lot, and I can hold it in place perfectly fine. Weird compliment, but ok 💀💀💀💀
0:01 I had a dream where a bit of pasta was doing cartwheels and chasing me
Dude with long hair here: i only wash it once a week. I comb it with coconut oil once a day but only on days when i leave the house.
And you don't care about the answers to the rest of the questions because I'm 375lbs
16:06 Me when I see a single image from a game I like
1:36 that "wallah" sounded so good.
Traumatic dream one: I had one where I was mauled to death by giant bugs. I was 8 at the time
i love this dude how he reads the word.
fr fr the "yipee" got me XD
argee too the way he stops reading on a sentence make me it 10x funnier
Bro tryna get in the creator’s video 😭
@@AceNxt7 schizophrenia be like:
@@Jackedcoral nuh uh
for the first screenshot, i had a dream that i was chased by a killer wwe wrestler and i escaped on a red volkswagen jetta that could turn into a lawnmower
why did this make me engage in a mindblowing and life threatening experience that tightened my esophagus and almost caused me to release a specific bodily fluid from beneath
i always watch these while crocheting
0:04 is this an object show ref or what
Now listen here, lightning McQueen is really scary in the wild, when your 4
average day on tiktok
3:56 "you have misbehaved... release the demons"
vaaz that is a great arc
keep watcing
So your on water 7 nice it's a really good arc
The thumbnail is wild i am dying 😭
1:36 I actually laughed bc he said "Wallah!"
I think my humour is broken.
7:00 I do that all the time (not solitaire tho usually whisper or yt) (I’m slowly going insane)
13:37 ay yo, that one felt way too personal man wth 😩
Me too
4:47
i swear i saw a wrightworth post like this
WHAT 😭😭
@@harpy_dearest it was cute though
Sorry if this is weird, but the videos are so much more enjoyable when you laugh and react to them , it's the best thing ever.
For the first one i legit kid you not had a dream about pat from popularmmos driving me off a cliff on a car faster than goku
0:00
I had a dream where I was running away from monsters in an abandoned warehouse, got turned into one, and killed harry potter kamikaze style.
I’m so high
Nothing about this makes any sense and I love it
I had a dream I still remember. Not really a dream, more like a reoccurring fear during normal dreams. When I was about 5, I was terrified of the ground crumbling beneath me. Pretty much every dream, daydream, etc. ended in me falling through the ground.
Franky? You know what that means
SUUUUUUUPER
Another great video Vaazkl! Hope everyone's having a great day! ❤❤❤❤
3:01 worst part, carrier pidgeons stopped being a thing in *2006*
Not even 2 decades ago
1:57 WHY DO THOSE LOOK JUST LIKE MY CATS BUT OLDER!?!
0:00 i got chased by the burning and rotting corpses of my family. that one was CRAZY bro.
10:18 One word.
Australia.
1:24 bro might get his soul perma banned from this universe 💀😭
First one, yes. I remember a dream where I was being chased by skeletons and picked up by different men, and blah blah blah. I was 5
0:00 I had a nightmare where my parents died and I saw their bodies and guts at the age of 5 or 6
It wasn’t a nightmare. June 26th 2035
@@phoenixsenju8984 lol
@@Ender_Fan83 ?
@@phoenixsenju8984 your joke?
@@Ender_Fan83 what joke?
about the first one...
i used to have a dream when i was 5-6 years old where i would be facing a giant newspaper *spider* and that dream made me wake up and go to my parents
5:15 HUH?!
5:44 Okay, this is getting more and more unhinged...
0:05 oh, i remember my traumatizing dream, i remember being at the beach (i live in florida god help me) and a massive shark was after me, no matter how hard i tried, i couldn't get back to shore, despite me only being like 10-25 feet out from shore, and the tide made it to where nobody could come help me, it was like the shark was playing with me, just barely missing, every time. Nobody could come save me, and I couldn't save myself.
And I was FIVE.
7:25 Oingo Boingo reference?
0:15 novosibirskat, tHANK YOU MY GOD
7:02 IM SO GLAD ITS NOT JUST ME
7:14 reminds me of a time where I hallucinated an episode of Phineas and Ferb.
10/10 video like always
Love TikTok screenshots
0:01 two fish swam past each other in a pipe, said hi, and that was the end.