(Imagine dramatic music and me with a deep man voice) Me: *calls friend* they know too much. [inaudible speech from the phone] *looks up dramatically* initiate operation wowyoureallysnchedmyweaveshuichiwigyasqueen. *Music grows dramatically* *black screen*
I wonder when the Texas accent is gonna hit mike cause I used to live in NY and moved to the farming part of Florida and I gotten a accent and didn’t realize I had it until family pointed it out
Hey mike! I got a scrub shirt for Christmas today and it's now one of my favorite shirts. Good job on the super high quality merch! I also got a monokuma onesie and plushie like yours lol
It’s always those Roblox stereotypes that say this..... no offense, I play Roblox, but everyone I’ve met on there that look like you always say sh!t like that
fun fact: you can speed up time with senpai's picture because ayano is staring at senpais picture for a whole hour thats how she likes senpai that much
@Aviva - Aviva Yea Your Right Chiaki Nanami What's Wrong With Gacha Life? I Know Gacha Life Is Cringe Sometimes But You Dont Gotta Be Mean Gacha Tubers Are Quitting Cause Toxic People
Heya, Bijuu Mike! Even though it may seem weird, I wanted to drop by and say how you motivated me to wake up today. I slept around 3 a.m. today due to Christmas. When I woke up at 12 p.m. today, I really didn't want to get up. Then, I thought of you (and some flan,) which got me excited to get up... With that being said, I hope you have a nice day! :D
Story time. So in my class there was a kid who had constant nose bleeds it would happen all the time but this time we were in gym and he fell the nose bleed was so bad th was blood all over the floor windows stairs every thing( because he ran around) it looked like a murder scene.
Mike: Sure I’m world famous, and *Canonatically* DanTDMs Brother but it’s not enough.... Also Mike: TiMe tO sPeED rUn aNothER YanDErE simUlATor cHaLlEnGe
I like how it started dramatic like "before u die... I wanna be the fastest one to win the Amai challenge Also you know he is serious when he uses 2 timers
Bijuu: "1 minute and 20 seconds? I can beat that, easy!"
Also Bijuu: *doesn't even know how to set up the timer*
Your everywhere
@@catlady5763 thats a good thing
Relatable
@@Inahpeach Yes
You again? Lol
Bijuu mike : she was wearing a wig this whole time
Me : aren't they all
LOL
Lmao
LMAO
(Imagine dramatic music and me with a deep man voice)
Me: *calls friend* they know too much. [inaudible speech from the phone] *looks up dramatically* initiate operation wowyoureallysnchedmyweaveshuichiwigyasqueen. *Music grows dramatically*
*black screen*
@@That1Th3atr3Kid I imagined That xD
is no one gonna talk about how Ayano's hands made a heart shape when she dragged Amai?
Time stamp?
@@jamwow7653 1:30 or 16:11
Who is the girl on your pfp? I See her alot:)))))
Yea
Its for every person in the game ;-;
Bijuu... You are the *Grinch That Stole Amai's Christmas*
*Reading this comment made me laugh so hard.*
I'm literally dying
Lmao y'all are *dry*
E
*E* A sports, its in the game.
Him: *Im gonna speedrun!*
Also him: Puts the timer over half of the screen
highlighter, yes
carrot, yes
hotel: trivago
0-0 Whould you believe me if i told you that i was eating a carrot as i red this.
Dead meme
*trivago*
How to win senpai: Keep killing his friends until he goes insane, becomes depressed and wants to die
Yan-chan has great methods
Isnt what everyone does?😳
Or make all of them stay away from them so he thinks noone loves him so he marries you
That's why i wanna eliminate all the rivals the peaceful way :))
I'll just match make them all. That way I know they dont have any love interest in him. He turns lonely,I introduce myself and boom.
After hes depressed, Yan chan will act all sweet and empathetic and be his only hope and she gets the manz
I wonder when the Texas accent is gonna hit mike cause I used to live in NY and moved to the farming part of Florida and I gotten a accent and didn’t realize I had it until family pointed it out
I live in NY now and have a cross between an Oregonian and New Yorker accent.
"We gotta bring out Hatsune Elissu." Because why wouldn't you? 😁 Anyway, happy holidays.
Ikr and you to
Agree and happ holidays
It wouldn’t be a yandere simulator video if he didn’t right?
Yup
0:01 that jackseptiguy
The fact that he kept a straight face when the timer was on
made me like he was going to murder me
IKR
Amai to everyone else: 😊
Amai to Ayano: 😐
Merry Christmas the ultimate intuition!!!
Your profile picture is my moms face when i was born lol.
@@chiakisgirlfriend1256 same m8
FEENIE!
@@navyblues6661 FEENIE.
@@riahc9443 NICK!
The introduction is a mood 😭 also merry Christmas 😼
Lmao
ikr
Ikr
Merry Christmas 🎄🎁
ikr
Damn the title is not that accurate but I would have said I'm death I'm Green hair guy
0:40 😡
Brb gonna beat your record and will post today
Merry Christmas btw! 🎄
12:07
"Senpai is absolutely devastated at the loss of a childhood friend"
Me: Wait what?!
Him: having green hair
Me: *grinch?* 👀
Lol
Merry Christmas!
btw you're one of the only people ever who actually looks good with green hair lol
jacksepticeye also looks good with green hair (even though he doesn't have green hair currently)
Gumi
@@Dressup_Doll yes G u m i
Oh yeah them too, I forgot about them oof
@@vitalthte yeah he does
THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I WANNA SPEND CHRISTMAS
Other kids asking for christmas presents: I want video games!
Bijuu Mike: *I want the world record for murdering someone!*
Bijuu is like the Dream Speedrunner of Yandere Simulator
Tru
thing is, if you look on hatsunes channel.. she wanted to keep the record
When you realize this isn't the latest update where you can't directly interact with Amai. (Talk go her etc.)
Yea tho😂😂
Well done, I’m so proud
Woah! I didn’t expect you to heart my comment that quickly, or even at all! Thank you, Merry Christmas!
Hey mike! I got a scrub shirt for Christmas today and it's now one of my favorite shirts. Good job on the super high quality merch!
I also got a monokuma onesie and plushie like yours lol
I AM WATCHING YOU
PUHHHH
HE IS WATCHING YOU
Hey monokuma
Ok?
Hai Monokuma :>
3:56
"Batta bing badda bum"
ha how you like that
LMAO
YAS!
Pram-pram-para-para-pram-pam-pam
Blinks where you at-
how you like that, that a, that , that, how you like that?
@@hayashive w h a t?
Omg you mentioned me! I told you to follow Raibaru!!!! I am so happy!!! Thank you!!!
*SnIff Sniff*
Smel that Kids?
*Smells like Another Yandere Simulator speedrun*
*Smel*
Nah man that *COKE*
@@rifucurktushwjeydnydheh yesh
@@thatdiamondgirl7284 idk why but I find *Smel* So funny
It’s always those Roblox stereotypes that say this..... no offense, I play Roblox, but everyone I’ve met on there that look like you always say sh!t like that
Comments: says there’s only 1 comment
Also comments:over 1 comment
The reason for that is because TH-cam had a bit of alcohol
Me: there is 154 comments
TH-cam: NO
Also youtube :There's more
Also me:.....
Nope
I love that on the thumbnail it just says "I am speed"
Jingle Bell
Kanchan yells
Uraraka flots away
Deku crys
And stoto sighs
Then iida runs away
All of this is spelt wrong....
Kacchan*
Floats*
Cries*
Shoto*
Iida*
@Freya Thomson ohhhhhh l Looks like I
Lol sorry
And what does this have to do with yandere sim? :/
That's until Hatsune Elissu pulled out an uno reverse card on us...
Merry Christmas everyoneee!!
Merry christmas saihara-kun
Merry Christmas Saihara
Merry christmas, Ultimate Detective!
You too shuichi
merry christmas saihara :)
I love how focused Mike was 😂
imagine getting an award for being dan's most Famous brother
that would be incredible!!
I named my Animal Crossing island "Scrubville"
Merry christmas bijuu!! I hope you, dd, and Melissa have a fantastic christmas!!
OH MY GOD HE HEARTED MY COMMENT ON CHRISTMAS!!! 😆😆😆😆😆IM SO HAPPY YOU CANT EVEN DESCRIBE HOW HAPPY YOU NOTICING ME MAKES ME!!
caught the teacher giving his eye to a student
She biting all her nails and her pens
While shes thinking of him
and he's fucking in sin
you know he is
NO
NOT AND YOUR PROFILE PICTURE NOOOOOO
Omg you actually did it! This was so epic to watch!
When you 18 minutes late because you were watching dangarapa
I've come to get you back lol
@@cristopherafton6873 thanks
@@Dannydevito4everbbg (:
Thank you Mike for the BEST CONTENT AND MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
Teehe. Merry Christmas, Bijuu. Hope this is the best Christmas present youve ever got, lol.
Nice pfp
Why did I read this in korks voice
wholesome kork is best kork
Yes
*dream speed run music plays*
Mike :easy , I can beat that
Amai : no , Not today !
I think a faster way to do it is to get your athletic skill up to the point where you can run while holding the body during Osana's week.
Merry Christmas!!!!🎁🎄
I love your pfp
tanjirooo
fun fact: you can speed up time with senpai's picture because ayano is staring at senpais picture for a whole hour thats how she likes senpai that much
Me: sees this [watches in todo cosplay instead of doing Christmas stuff]
Todo?
Who’s Todo? Todoroki? Or like “everything” in Spanish...
@@levihackerman8670 Todoroki
Bijuu : What am I known for?
Me : A highlighter
Me: Where Are The Comments Can I See Them?
TH-cam:N.O
I’m sayin lol, I came here and it said that there were 7 comments but there were none.
@Aviva - Aviva I know it's a joke
ew gacha kid
@@mateololz8065 You Dont Gotta Be Mean I'm Blocking You
@Aviva - Aviva Yea Your Right Chiaki Nanami What's Wrong With Gacha Life? I Know Gacha Life Is Cringe Sometimes But You Dont Gotta Be Mean Gacha Tubers Are Quitting Cause Toxic People
Heya, Bijuu Mike! Even though it may seem weird, I wanted to drop by and say how you motivated me to wake up today. I slept around 3 a.m. today due to Christmas. When I woke up at 12 p.m. today, I really didn't want to get up. Then, I thought of you (and some flan,) which got me excited to get up... With that being said, I hope you have a nice day! :D
How wholesome :D
Is this the moment...Bijuu becomes a speedrunner?!
lmao
RIP past Bijuu, he’s just Danganronpa and Yandere Simulator now
👌
Jwshusnwebjwwxjgxqj YOUR EVERYWHERE
@@plushcentric FOR REAL
HE LOOKS SO SCARY WHEN HE'S FOCUSED
Pov: your early and went to the comments
Y e s
No
l o l
Hi
N U H
05:23 red eyes of Ayano
Ooooooo jay has to accept the challenge he has to😂💖
he really though he had it
Everyday a yandere Simulator video is a Xmas present for me
Merry chistmas beju! :) ur like my favorite yt so ilysm have a good Christmas :)
What if you maxed out your physical stats during the first week, then you could carry Amai instead of dragging her. Maybe that would be faster.
Mike posting is a great addition to christmas
When you see a highlighted comment , with a bunch of like , and you just call santa and say ;
I wish i wrote that
Santa? Lmao
harmiany?
Congratulations on beating Hatsune's time and Merry Christmas!
Story time. So in my class there was a kid who had constant nose bleeds it would happen all the time but this time we were in gym and he fell the nose bleed was so bad th was blood all over the floor windows stairs every thing( because he ran around) it looked like a murder scene.
Mike probably feel refreshing going at least one second down then Hatusne Elitsu
it’s actually my birthday.. on christmas day. happy birthday to me. happy holidays everyone
R u Jesus?
And happy b-day
Bijuu: talking about killing Amai with scissors.
The ad right after: we sell giant scissors.
genocide sho is screaming-
🤺 MilLiOn 🤺 DoLlAr 🤺 PuThAay 🤺🤺 MilLiOn 🤺 DoLlAr 🤺 PuThAay 🤺
Merry Christmas Mike
:)
Mike: Wot am i known for
Me: Green hair
Hello binju i love your vids keep up the good work !!!!!
Yay
Merry Christmas Mike have a good day pichu!!!
I paused my favorite music playlist for this, you’re welcome Bijuu.
(Bot? Where u at??)
FUCK YEAAH Found it
@@botlicious7840 BOT YES OH MY GOD HAHHHHH
Mike: Sure I’m world famous, and *Canonatically* DanTDMs Brother but it’s not enough....
Also Mike: TiMe tO sPeED rUn aNothER YanDErE simUlATor cHaLlEnGe
happy holidays to everyone reading this!!
Yep
Merry Christmas Everyone! I wish you the happiest of holidays!
The early people didn't even watch the whole video yet 🙃
Do you know why I subscribed for the first time because of Yandere simulator.But then I started to like your videos :)
I'm just waiting for Razz or Jay to comment.
Nice intro. You’re a mood and a half
First, second like.
*Mission failed*
FiRsT
F
F
@Addie Suggs haha sure
Even if Mike won’t pass this speedrun Mike is still a winner for dedication.
Merry Christmas Where ever You Are In The World! Stay Safe.
"What am I known for? Having green hair? Being ultra famous, world famous Dantdms' brother?" *y e s*
A Shark approves the video!
Nice
Lol
First a turtle and now a shark...
*Nice*
Bijuu Mike: "You Can't Socialize? Since When?"
* Me Just Smh *
Happy Holidays.
My friend: what do u want 4 xmas children
Me: senpai noticing me
My friend: the fuck
Bijuu and Razz: yes
Weird lol...........
you committed swear, that’s not allowed in this christian minecraft server
I like how it started dramatic like "before u die... I wanna be the fastest one to win the Amai challenge
Also you know he is serious when he uses 2 timers
Merry Christmas!!!
you too!!
Merry Christmas
You too
Merry Christmas omo
Hatsune: does Amai speedrun
Mike: takes 20 minutes to try
Hatsune: proceeds to beat mike's score the next day
Please ignore me-
Merry Christmas everyone
Omg Gonta here so early. Gonta love your videos
Gosh I'm never this early
Oop Oka?
Merry Christmas.
AND damn. That was exciting.
Let's all imagine that I said something funny and everyone liked it.
Lol ok
Haha komedy
Comedy Achieved
Haha so funny 😂🔪
Sjsjsbdyejwmnwna😭😭😭😭
Merry Christmas bijuu mike
In the middle of the video bijuu: Dead Silence
Also Me: The Silence is so Loud-
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE