Huh, I don't think we've ever seen anyone *ACTUALLY* follow someone home and kill their dog, in POSTAL 2... (Rewritten and reposted to not read so terrible.)
"Through some completely unavoidable accidents, like I forgot to pull my pants back up after putting out that fire, I may have exposed myself to a police officer, and then I hit a couple of keys frantically, and ended up pulling a gun and smoking crack at him" -Civvie 11 I was recommended this channel by a rad guy and clearly I was not left disappointed because this might be the greatest sentence ever spoken ever
"through series of accidents i ended up exposing myselve to a cop, pulling a gun at them and smoking crack pipe at them, its fair that i get arrested for that"
Someone reads the first passage of the Necronomicon. Soon that night, a first person view from some deranged monster careens through the woods, knocking over saplings and crashing through the windshield of a car. The terrified driver flees, with the point of view shot chasing him over the hills and through swamps, but he is cornered! The _thing_ rushes right up to him as he fails to unlock the front door of a cabin, the mans turns round, see it right behind him, screams and then..."Hi there! Would you like to sign my petition?"
On my second playthrough, I managed to get all the signatures for the petition in less than a minute because an NPC farted near the marching band and caused them all to drop their instruments, which meant I could ask them for signatures like they were regular NPCs. Then someone pulled a gun out for no reason and everyone killed each other.
"Excuse me sir but do you know you're harbouring terrorists?" I just love how you can ask something like that in this game and it's not the least bit out of place. XD
@@TheCrimsonElite666 nah, not really, by pain I meant not really violence but more like cynicism. Animal Crossing is well known as probably the most carefree, loving, and happy game series ever. Whereas postal is like south park, it sees the world as fundamentally gross and ugly, every group or identity as something to be crudely mocked. animal crossing stands out for its empathy; postal for its sneering, edgelord apathy.
Funny story: In my most recent playthrough of this, during the cutscene at 5:21, a car that was sent flying from the explosion came down upon the terrorist while he was speaking, killing him. The rest of the cutscene played out as normal.
I like how he's characterized by being unruly, sadistic, immoral, psychopathic and having nothing to lose by killing people in droves, but the Dude still prioritizes duties like returning a library book.
2 and a half years later and this is still my favorite Civvie video series. His deadpan, solemnly pissed-off reaction to Postal's utter insanity never fails to improve my mood.
PETITION to make whiney congressman play violent video games 1. Postal dude 5. Mike J 2. Gimp 6. Some guy I killed after signing 3. Osama 7. Gary Coleman 4. Habib 8. I ran out of interesting characters that I didn't kill on Monday
I'm pretty sure that RWS only had Gary Coleman in this game because they made a child model, then decided it was too edgy to let you kill kids so they changed it into a midget, and figured that Gary Coleman was less likely to sue than Peter Dinklage.
So uh I was messing around in the mall, doing the usual stuff; jumping around, kicking people, taking stuff, and getting chased by the cops. When all of a sudden I run into Gary Coleman, I was gonna get his autograph but then the cops started shooting at me, Gary getting caught in the crossfire, and me somehow ending up with 4 signed Gary Coleman books. I had a pretty rad time honestly, but now I have no idea what to do with all these signed Gary Coleman books.
"Through some completely unavoidable accidents like forgetting to put my dick away after putting out that fire, I may have exposed myself to a police officer and then I hit a couple of keys frantically and ended up pulling out a gun and smoking crack at him..... back in jail." Been playing this game since launch and this quote summarizes the experience of playing almost perfectly.
In fairness, by now, probably every land is or was holy to _somebody,_ and a lot of religions like to steal other religions' holy lands... some middle-american cultures even raided each other to steal the other people's god! Or, the idol connecting them to their god. Something like that.
After getting Garry Coleman's autographed book, leave the mall before he's killed and re-enter the mall, everything will reset and you can keep going up to the desk and Garry will get more autographed books without the cops busting in... it was a funny thing I found on my playthrough.
Years late here, but as I found out tonight, you actually don't even have to leave the mall to do this. If you manage to save Gary's life by killing the cops without aggroing him (which I think necessitates the police uniform, as otherwise he and his security will freak out at you holding a weapon), after he's done messing around with the corpses (you may have to kick them somewhere he can't see them) he'll return to his little stand and you can continue to get more books from him. This took me multiple attempts; I get the feeling that bumping into Gary or his security will aggro them after the cutscene starts; including the scripted movements in the cutscene as this _kept happening to me_, but eventually I did get my 15 Gary Coleman autobiographies. And also chopped off all four of his limbs, decapitated him then burned the remains.
3:36 "Through some completely unavoidable accidents like I forgot to pull my pants back up after putting out that fire; I may have exposed myself to a police officer and then I hit a couple of keys frantically and ended up pulling a gun and smoking crack at him. ...It's fair that I would get arrested for that. That's just fine" I laughed so fucking hard at that. XD
@@KaiKrimson56 every time I hear of Oblivion NPC dialogue, I’m reminded of a real conversation from a traffic stop. Cop: “What’s your date of birth?” Dumbass Driver: “12/25” Cop: “What year?” Dumbass: “…I was a baby.”
@@jaydentabor7492 The words of “i pissed on the marching band and got an achievement” have the same level of energy of that on spongebob clip of some dude saying *”YOU WHAT?”*
Finally! A frigging good Postal 2 video... no, frigging good series of Postal 2 videos. You have no idea how long it took just to find at least one video. You got my like, my sub, my dog, and my stash of "health pipe"
it is an absolute joy watching this series, i gain a new understanding with each moment invested. having you to guide us through, and protect us from corruption, its valuable.
4:35 You missed the Book Case Secret in that room. You go out of the safe and press the first one oj the left like its a door. Theres a Weapons cache oj the right. Great way to get stocked up.
Bought this today, and i gotta say… ive played all kinds of horror games but nothing has made me as uneasy as the ambience in this game. I cant describe it. Something about the lack of music and the look of the game makes that little voice scream.
Playing on higher difficulties in this game really drives home the "everyone in this town is a fucking psycho" aspect of POSTAL 2 due to nearly every single civilian having a shotgun or m16 on them and you *actually* have to be careful to not get caught doing anything illegal/murderous. In a nutshell, you have to pseudo-stealth the entire thing, which is quite a fun challenge.
You missed the easter egg in the Mall. There's a fence cut out in one of the empty stores and a Vive, you can go to 2016 and buy a copy of Postal Redux within Postal 2
3:20 ha! Jokes on you! I climb up to one of the billboards by the tunnel that leads to the level transition to the parking lot area and fire a single sniper rifle round
Here's a neat-ish trick If you rescue the soldiers in the secret Taliban base, you can get them to sign the petition, probably the best use for these guys side from being a distraction and meat shield
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I had absolutely tasty glitch that after startng, the game played random black metal. What was even funnier was the fact that I was just in time to burn the church.
I've actually been around that big-ass pipe behind the RWS building as it exploded in a gunfight lots of times. It's pretty fucking ridiculous, sometimes I think the AI just aims for that fucking thing on purpose.
I remember one time I was at the church in this game, when the cutscene started the guy that they panned to got crushed by a car that flew when the first guy blew up
I once had a book late fee of 120 dollars for a book I returned but they must of misplaced. I told them I would pay later. Since I had a high fee they wouldnt let me get any more books or use their other services. I tore up my library card that day.
“Holy shit their back and their after our affordable kitchen appliances. Excuse me, sir are you aware that you’re harboring terrorists?” Greatest two fucking sentences I’ve ever heard in my life.
5:33 okay so for the first time in the 15 years that I’ve been playing postal (on and off really), the game crashed when I was exiting the church during the taliban attack. I was killing them pretty easily but before I even went out the double doors I got a critical error popup. Something about a shotgun in the error info. Tried to submit a crash report but the website doesn’t exist anymore :/ . Oh well gonna try to restart Tuesday another day, don’t got time to be playing games all day anymore
Huh, I don't think we've ever seen anyone *ACTUALLY* follow someone home and kill their dog, in POSTAL 2...
(Rewritten and reposted to not read so terrible.)
You guys are awesome. Can't wait to see what you're working on next.
luv u guys(no homo tho)
Love u guys
civvie 11 + rws is otp af
Hey it's Running with Scissors! I need to buy Postal 2. Y'all are awesome!
"Through some completely unavoidable accidents, like I forgot to pull my pants back up after putting out that fire, I may have exposed myself to a police officer, and then I hit a couple of keys frantically, and ended up pulling a gun and smoking crack at him"
-Civvie 11
I was recommended this channel by a rad guy and clearly I was not left disappointed because this might be the greatest sentence ever spoken ever
May I know who then recomended you my thsi channel if I can know my friend?
Robby Shenanigans *”I feel like shit.”*
Florida man in a nutshell
"through series of accidents i ended up exposing myselve to a cop, pulling a gun at them and smoking crack pipe at them, its fair that i get arrested for that"
Funny thing is that sounds like an average day in paradise lol
@@Mongo121314 or florida
Just a normal day in the good old home state.
Someone reads the first passage of the Necronomicon. Soon that night, a first person view from some deranged monster careens through the woods, knocking over saplings and crashing through the windshield of a car. The terrified driver flees, with the point of view shot chasing him over the hills and through swamps, but he is cornered! The _thing_ rushes right up to him as he fails to unlock the front door of a cabin, the mans turns round, see it right behind him, screams and then..."Hi there! Would you like to sign my petition?"
The person who was chased then said his last words... "Leave me alone" he was never seen again
And that person is me
Would you like to sign my petition?
@@goose7529 "Buzz off, creep!"
@@jacryan2626 caves skull in
On my second playthrough, I managed to get all the signatures for the petition in less than a minute because an NPC farted near the marching band and caused them all to drop their instruments, which meant I could ask them for signatures like they were regular NPCs. Then someone pulled a gun out for no reason and everyone killed each other.
NPCs can fart? Man this game's got a lot of hidden details.
A fine postal moment if ever I saw one.
"Excuse me sir but do you know you're harbouring terrorists?"
I just love how you can ask something like that in this game and it's not the least bit out of place. XD
Postal 2 is actually kinda like Animal Crossing but from a universe where there is only pain
So Happy Tree Friends
TheCrimsonElite666 flipqy goes postal
@@TheCrimsonElite666 nah, not really, by pain I meant not really violence but more like cynicism. Animal Crossing is well known as probably the most carefree, loving, and happy game series ever. Whereas postal is like south park, it sees the world as fundamentally gross and ugly, every group or identity as something to be crudely mocked. animal crossing stands out for its empathy; postal for its sneering, edgelord apathy.
yeah doom is also kinda like a tomagachi yknow?
@@mfhoss9570 yeah I can see what you mean
Funny story: In my most recent playthrough of this, during the cutscene at 5:21, a car that was sent flying from the explosion came down upon the terrorist while he was speaking, killing him. The rest of the cutscene played out as normal.
That’s Postal for you.
this exact thing happened to me. it was epic
If I saw that I would have died laughing.
Fooking RAW!
Imagine shooting a guy, and he pulls out a crack pips and gets even fully healed
If you have marijuana pipes you can outlast him.
Cool
Jennifer LePage not if he has lsd
And extra healed
"Book burners, huh? I'm going to introduce you to literature"
*Queue the Reading Rainbow theme song"
Smells like chicken.
Why was my first thought a metal cover of the reading rainbow theme.
I like how he's characterized by being unruly, sadistic, immoral, psychopathic and having nothing to lose by killing people in droves, but the Dude still prioritizes duties like returning a library book.
Even evil has standards.
2 and a half years later and this is still my favorite Civvie video series. His deadpan, solemnly pissed-off reaction to Postal's utter insanity never fails to improve my mood.
this can't be good for me but I feel great
GET FUCKED
driver nephi stop doing jet you junkie and get a job
Stop killing my dog jankie!
Poor Recksi
Damn chem addicts...
PETITION
to make whiney congressman play violent video games
1. Postal dude 5. Mike J
2. Gimp 6. Some guy I killed after signing
3. Osama 7. Gary Coleman
4. Habib 8. I ran out of interesting characters that I didn't kill on Monday
You forgot Drug Dealer #3.
Osama Coleman.
"Hi there, would you like to sign my petition?"
Oasma Coleman
8. Champ
I'm pretty sure that RWS only had Gary Coleman in this game because they made a child model, then decided it was too edgy to let you kill kids so they changed it into a midget, and figured that Gary Coleman was less likely to sue than Peter Dinklage.
I do believe that the team was pretty good friends with him, and he was a huge fan of the first game.
Peter Dinklage didn't exist back then.
He was made in a test tube for GoT
@@gretathuumberg Buddy the Elf can tell you that Dinklage was a thing.
Needed a paycheck royalty checks ran out
Gary Coleman voiced himself, dude
Aw man, the Running with Scissors comment didn't get replicated.
We're gonna have to do something about that, aren't we?
Awesome
At 8:47, I love how the cashier just slowly backs away.
He kinda acted like an actual person would; which is weird to say about a Postal 2 NPC.
So uh I was messing around in the mall, doing the usual stuff; jumping around, kicking people, taking stuff, and getting chased by the cops. When all of a sudden I run into Gary Coleman, I was gonna get his autograph but then the cops started shooting at me, Gary getting caught in the crossfire, and me somehow ending up with 4 signed Gary Coleman books. I had a pretty rad time honestly, but now I have no idea what to do with all these signed Gary Coleman books.
You can give one to bribe Krotchy.
@@RobMustDie482 Yeah! I did that to bypass the boss fight. As much fun as this game can be, the shooting can get a little repetitive.
@@RobMustDie482 what? No way
@@RobMustDie482 then sell the remaining two on EBay now Gary can't come after your narrow ass.
"Through some completely unavoidable accidents like forgetting to put my dick away after putting out that fire, I may have exposed myself to a police officer and then I hit a couple of keys frantically and ended up pulling out a gun and smoking crack at him..... back in jail."
Been playing this game since launch and this quote summarizes the experience of playing almost perfectly.
I wrote that entire quote down and then started to scroll through to make sure no one else did. Best line of the entire thing.
The Taliban wants to claim Pradise, Arizona because it's holy land?
Alright then.
I think they only wanted to claim the church
In fairness, by now, probably every land is or was holy to _somebody,_ and a lot of religions like to steal other religions' holy lands... some middle-american cultures even raided each other to steal the other people's god! Or, the idol connecting them to their god. Something like that.
After getting Garry Coleman's autographed book, leave the mall before he's killed and re-enter the mall, everything will reset and you can keep going up to the desk and Garry will get more autographed books without the cops busting in... it was a funny thing I found on my playthrough.
Years late here, but as I found out tonight, you actually don't even have to leave the mall to do this. If you manage to save Gary's life by killing the cops without aggroing him (which I think necessitates the police uniform, as otherwise he and his security will freak out at you holding a weapon), after he's done messing around with the corpses (you may have to kick them somewhere he can't see them) he'll return to his little stand and you can continue to get more books from him.
This took me multiple attempts; I get the feeling that bumping into Gary or his security will aggro them after the cutscene starts; including the scripted movements in the cutscene as this _kept happening to me_, but eventually I did get my 15 Gary Coleman autobiographies. And also chopped off all four of his limbs, decapitated him then burned the remains.
For anybody who is looking, the music at 9:55 when Gary dies is called "Death of Kings" by Kevin MacLeod
Thanks.
You're a legend.
This game can't be good for my computer, but it runs great!
[Puffs another pipe]
@ExDeeXD [ARCHIVE] thats the good thing,it's the closest thing to classic doom in terms of running
3:36
"Through some completely unavoidable accidents like I forgot to pull my pants back up after putting out that fire; I may have exposed myself to a police officer and then I hit a couple of keys frantically and ended up pulling a gun and smoking crack at him.
...It's fair that I would get arrested for that. That's just fine"
I laughed so fucking hard at that. XD
3:36 has got to be my favorite series of lines that I have ever heard anyone say in a review.
I .. just found my own comment again. Hell. I still aspire to this level of writing. And here is Civvie11... Doing it on accident.
0:36
-why is it, when you're talking I get dizzy?
+my grandpa used to have that problem
I wanna know wtf those two are talking about
The lines are completely random. One NPC will ask a random question and the other will pick a random answer. Results in funny shit like this.
@@cleversmart0303 So, basically this is Oblivion NPC dialogue on a another level.
@@KaiKrimson56 every time I hear of Oblivion NPC dialogue, I’m reminded of a real conversation from a traffic stop.
Cop: “What’s your date of birth?”
Dumbass Driver: “12/25”
Cop: “What year?”
Dumbass: “…I was a baby.”
Newbies: Don't feel bad for the marching band, they get jihaded anyway.
I've been playing Postal 2 for years and I never knew that because I could never help but wipe them all out lol
You can save the marching band from the Jihadist. There's an achievement for it.
Yeah, i pissed on the marching band and got an achievement lmao
For me that happened while I was robbing a house they spawned exactly far enough away from the van/house that they got wiped in seconds
@@jaydentabor7492
The words of “i pissed on the marching band and got an achievement” have the same level of energy of that on spongebob clip of some dude saying *”YOU WHAT?”*
Being a transgender person from Arizona, this serves as a good warning for me to always let you go first when we're both buying crack
It's genetic you can't help being from Arizona
40 percent suicide rate hahaha
@@untested3344 w..what would that be meant for regarding this comment?..forgive me for asking..
@@MineSlimeTV Dude is trying an edgy joke basically. Doesn't land at all though.
@@thebatter7769 ok joke police. Cope harder
This is where the intense hatred for Garry came from
Finally! A frigging good Postal 2 video... no, frigging good series of Postal 2 videos. You have no idea how long it took just to find at least one video. You got my like, my sub, my dog, and my stash of "health pipe"
Postal:
Everyone: Fun Game
Civvie: CrAcK SiMuLaToR
I love you civvie, I can't stop rewatching this series. It's just so good.
For me it a yearly tradition
When that priest whipped out that shotgun, i lost it
0:41
(Screams)
*Slaughter*
Ah, the quintessential Postal 2 experience.
3:38
How all criminals describe their crimes to the public defenders and arriving officers
1:25 I love the way he says *I'm sorry* So cute and innocent
it is odd when you reach your 30's and realize that you barely have to try to cosplay as the dude to pull it off just shades+trench coat
it is an absolute joy watching this series, i gain a new understanding with each moment invested. having you to guide us through, and protect us from corruption, its valuable.
I was in marching band, and while I was never shot at, fans from the opposing team would throw jelly beans off the Tubas. Ping, Ping, Pong.
My name's Stevie, and I love stealing from the collection plate at church.
4:50 Not anymore, surprisingly. The game is surprisingly sta- **game crashes at the church... again**
if your not throwing a Molotov at the circle of book burners, are you actually playing POSTAL 2?
I hadn't found them, so I just used gasoline and a match
I piss napalm on them.
I used the rocket launcher, cause why not right?
3:36 omg I just scream laughed in the middle of the night because of that
Friendly reminder that if this guy reaches 100k subscribers he will play Duke Nukem Forever
New timeline who dis?
@@ArcturusOTE new timeline who dis
@@ArcYT new timeline, who dis
The captions add that extra touch to these videos. I'm not even deaf, and I have them on anyway
I have to watch these videos with the subtitles now.
The music at the end is "Death of Kings" by Kevin Macleod. You're all welcome.
Kills dog in this episode.
Tells a npc to leave the dog alone in a later episode.
To be fair, the lady had a chance.
7:34 my favorite part
2:12 hahah i wasn't expecting cronica to appear in this game
“It’s go time you Pajama wearin pagans!”
Turning on closed captioning for civ’s videos is the best decision I’ve ever made on this website.
*next to the police*
IM CALLING THE COPS
4:35 You missed the Book Case Secret in that room. You go out of the safe and press the first one oj the left like its a door. Theres a Weapons cache oj the right. Great way to get stocked up.
I thought I knew Postal 2 completely, but that gas line and explosive tent were totally new to me! Awesome finds!
Bought this today, and i gotta say… ive played all kinds of horror games but nothing has made me as uneasy as the ambience in this game. I cant describe it. Something about the lack of music and the look of the game makes that little voice scream.
You find it even scarier than the first Postal game?
No need for me to expand upon things here when Civvie 11 already puts it best in words and, umm, actions.
I just now got the Hannibal reference at 2:40
3:36 That's basically how it goes everytime I play Postal 2
What is the music at 9:53?
Does anyone know what the song following Gary Coleman's death is? I know I've heard it somewhere but I can't think of the name.
"Death of Kings" by Kevin MacLeod
1:33 Fucking love the way the dude says that line
Is any of the spacehulk games on dos a possibility? Cripplingly hard but fun
I haven't watched the other days to see if you've seen it yet
but at 6:42 there's guy hanging up in the room through that window
I think, at least
9:00 THEY ACTUALLY GOT THE LATE GARY COLEMAN FOR THIS!!!! FUCKING COOL!!!
3:41 the way he says this sentence has me rofl. 🤣🤣🤣
Playing on higher difficulties in this game really drives home the "everyone in this town is a fucking psycho" aspect of POSTAL 2 due to nearly every single civilian having a shotgun or m16 on them and you *actually* have to be careful to not get caught doing anything illegal/murderous. In a nutshell, you have to pseudo-stealth the entire thing, which is quite a fun challenge.
1:40 Cypher is that you?
5:11 WHY ?
the church segment on hestonworld is so damn hard because crack is 200 dollars and there's only 3 health kits in the church
🎶"I caaan be anything.🎶 Smells like chicken. 🎶Take a look, in a book reading rainbow" 🎶
Civvie just doing the Lord's Work.
Nothing like rewatcing Pro Postal when waiting for new Civvie videos.
You missed the easter egg in the Mall. There's a fence cut out in one of the empty stores and a Vive, you can go to 2016 and buy a copy of Postal Redux within Postal 2
Also if you kick the register you get a shit-ton of money
And thus we see the beginning of Postal Civvie's long-running rivalry with Gary Coleman.
3:20 ha! Jokes on you! I climb up to one of the billboards by the tunnel that leads to the level transition to the parking lot area and fire a single sniper rifle round
ACTUALLY started singing along with Reading rainbow. 7:34
10/10 good memes.
Here's a neat-ish trick
If you rescue the soldiers in the secret Taliban base, you can get them to sign the petition, probably the best use for these guys side from being a distraction and meat shield
I had absolutely tasty glitch that after startng, the game played random black metal. What was even funnier was the fact that I was just in time to burn the church.
I've actually been around that big-ass pipe behind the RWS building as it exploded in a gunfight lots of times. It's pretty fucking ridiculous, sometimes I think the AI just aims for that fucking thing on purpose.
It’s like GTA but first person and good
I'm on a serious civvie binge it's been days but I'm okay with it.
@9:53 Ok. Whats that from? Thx.
Pro tip: the flamethrower is the best weapon to cause mass destruction
"Take a look, it's in a book! Reading Rainbow! 🌈"
Ironically I could kill a lot of people in a library jamming to this song.
It is hilarious that they actually got Gary Coleman to voice himself. RIP.
I once found a window in the mall, that if you kicked it to pieces, people would just start killing each other.
*A WILD ZIG APPEARS!*
"The song you are looking for is Kevin Macleod ~ Death of Kings."
*WILD ZIG ESCAPES!*
"Hi there. Would you like to sign my petition?..."
*Screaming and fleeing*
... Nah, that checks out for a real interaction.
3:08 Ted Kaczynski?
I remember one time I was at the church in this game, when the cutscene started the guy that they panned to got crushed by a car that flew when the first guy blew up
I like CV’s mentality. It doesn’t matter if you’re male, female, or trans. Everybody dies.
I once had a book late fee of 120 dollars for a book I returned but they must of misplaced. I told them I would pay later. Since I had a high fee they wouldnt let me get any more books or use their other services. I tore up my library card that day.
9:53 what is the song
Just imagining a Reading Rainbow Postal Remix like the DMX one
That crazy Levar Burton face gets me every time
3:51 ok that made me unironically choke on soda
1:30 nobody calls me a creep
Took me a few minutes to realize the shotgun uses the same sound as the Perfect Dark one...
“Holy shit their back and their after our affordable kitchen appliances. Excuse me, sir are you aware that you’re harboring terrorists?” Greatest two fucking sentences I’ve ever heard in my life.
5:33 okay so for the first time in the 15 years that I’ve been playing postal (on and off really), the game crashed when I was exiting the church during the taliban attack. I was killing them pretty easily but before I even went out the double doors I got a critical error popup. Something about a shotgun in the error info. Tried to submit a crash report but the website doesn’t exist anymore :/ . Oh well gonna try to restart Tuesday another day, don’t got time to be playing games all day anymore