This was actually a good example of the "complaining about my wife" routine. For one thing, if my wife described the results of my physical as lions circling a wildebeest, at least I'd be satisfied I married a person as funny and salty as myself.
Jeff you are a funny man! Love you work brother! I have also found where you have given your testimony on TH-cam and I just cried thinking about how much God loves us bro!
Emotion is the magic that makes a woman fascinating. I never understood how my wife knew things about me that I had not realized myself. I once asked her if she was truly happy with one of the first cars with a digital dash. She said, the car is not important, I bought it because it says ‘good bye’ when I shut off the engine. Being alone becomes loneliness when that type of reasoning is gone from a man’s house.
Jeff, I couldn’t help but notice what appeared to be your junk in those snug pants. Yes I was distracted enough to try and not look but to no avail. Funny as always!
Most married couples my age -- ughhhhhh! Married at 18 to a guy just like Jeff, who IS funny as Hell! Divorced at 25 - why? He wanted a house full of kids and sooooo...... sorry I didn't. I watch Jeff's comedy and I laugh, ha-ha knowing That ! Is what I gave up and, cringe for All those who didn't. Either way. Life is whatever it's meant to be, whatever we make it to be And, thank God for comedians like Jeff Allen who make it All funny as hell!
You know after being married I've realized that you can love and expect too much from someone else! And marriage can drive you nuts. It's like being on a run away train that you can't get off! And no, I don't want to ever marry again.
Jeff’s wife doesn’t have to lie to *him*; all she has to do is distract him. “Is this a new dress? You seem kinda cranky; do you need something to eat . . .?” Then it’s talk about food. The little-known upside of ADD.
He is my favourite clean comedian!
💯
Me too. But I want new content from him. Still he’s my fav clean comic
Same
Joe Biden 101 explained
Its called the dry bar
Anyone that can make me laugh like Jeff Allen immediately goes on my best list. He's the greatest.
“If you were part of a wildebeest herd the lions would be circling you right now.” 😂 It sounds like his wife needs to be a comedian, too.
that was hilarious!!!!
He has said that she has a sick twisted sense of humor. Lol
I love this man. He's been funny for decades and still as good as ever!
Jeff is dry bar's best.
Rix Pix try Bengt Washburn!
Nah... he's good sure, but my favorite is Fred Klett!🤣
Fred Klett for sure
@@rgarlinyc Yep Klett is great too.
Jeff, or Fred ...
Wow! Tough choice for who’s top!
But I’d have to give it to Jeff, if only by a whisker!
I watched him for the first time today and I was falling around laughing...Jeff Allen is GENIUS❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Omg!!! This is my favorite comedian!!!! So awesome!!!!
Steve Allen is hilarious! I enjoy listening to his funny, clean comedy.
Absolutely my favorite comedian. My ribs hurt from laughing so much. Thank you Jeff Allen
Jeff gets better and better time goes on
The longer he's married, the more stories to tell! 😁
This was actually a good example of the "complaining about my wife" routine. For one thing, if my wife described the results of my physical as lions circling a wildebeest, at least I'd be satisfied I married a person as funny and salty as myself.
Such a good, clean, hilarious guy!
I just loooove your comedy. You make me laugh everytime. I need that in my life. Thank YOU.😊
My favorite comedian
Excellent! Great comedian!
Best comedian ever.... totally clean and hilariously funny
You are a TRUE comedian. YOU ARE THE BEST EVER!!!!!!
Such a riot! Love him 🧡
Thank you for the laughs, especially these days
He is the best!!!
Jeff’s one of the best 😂❤️
I'm glad Jeff's on our side.
Oh YES!! This dude is so awesome!! 💕
He’s so funny! I love Jeff Allen. Hello 👋 from the Philippines 🇵🇭
I love this guy, funny dude.
Oh, my gosh, you crack me up! 😂🤣😂 Thanks.
I have just discovered him, and boy is he funny.
A nurse asked me. " Do you watch what you eat " ? To which I replied " yes. One fork full after another".
Brilliant.........absolutely brilliant.
Lol 😂 Jeff is hilarious 🤣
I love this guy 😂😂🤣🤣
HE IS BACK!
He’s hilarious
Great comedy....isolation England.... the wilderbeast haha! 🤣
A great comedian with a great sense of fashion, a good suit right there.
Jeff you are a funny man! Love you work brother! I have also found where you have given your testimony on TH-cam and I just cried thinking about how much God loves us bro!
Enjoying the playful comedy!
Always entertaining - makes me laugh out loud every time I see one of his routines - thanks for keeping us smiling
Bro I remember this guy! Thou Shalt Laugh, dudes
“My ADHD keeps my hypochondria functional” rotfl.....
I love his clean, realistic comedy!
Clean jokes really take skills...He is wonderful...with that anger style but no bad words....just great!
I love how he tells the stories with out using bad language
On the way to the bathroom is definitely not the time for A.D.D to kick in.
THE MASTER 👑
He is awesome
Please please do a international tour, sir. You are amazing.
- huge fan from Australia
"My ADHD keeps my Hypochondria 'Functional' . . " 😂😂😂
I tied my Fitbit to the fridge door 😜
Hilarious! Great stuff man!
This may be his best set but I can't remember why.
Funny guy man 😂😂😂👏
Hilarious! Just Great!!👊🏾🍺🍻
hes so fuuny
"I put my FitBit on my dominant arm and now it thinks I'm a triathlete!" (Not everyone will get that).
Warren NZ I got that 😂
Let's guys awesome I've been laughing for 5 minutes
Emotion is the magic that makes a woman fascinating. I never understood how my wife knew things about me that I had not realized myself. I once asked her if she was truly happy with one of the first cars with a digital dash. She said, the car is not important, I bought it because it says ‘good bye’ when I shut off the engine. Being alone becomes loneliness when that type of reasoning is gone from a man’s house.
your very entertaining, thank you
Jeff Allen is hilarious
This guy could have his own sitcom.
He's funny 😂😂😂😂👏👏
grandpa goals.
i mean my hubby will hopefully be like him
Good public speaker too
You can’t cheat any one but yourself when it comes to your own health.
He is freakin hilarious.
You got it
I’m thinking ab it!!! Lol lol 😂
Or he could tie his fitbit to his Dogs leg. That way he racks up more steps :)
Any woman would be impressed with the hard work 😂
Great idea! But I may need to trade in my bloodhound for a border collie.
Or put it on a dogs tail
Genius. Hilarious
Is she looking at him when Covid19 is first reported.
So funny, the best
This is hilarious!!
Jeff is so good How can I get more of his specials?
Hahahaha - hysterical
Jeff, I couldn’t help but notice what appeared to be your junk in those snug pants. Yes I was distracted enough to try and not look but to no avail. Funny as always!
Eww
Most married couples my age -- ughhhhhh! Married at 18 to a guy just like Jeff, who IS funny as Hell! Divorced at 25 - why? He wanted a house full of kids and sooooo...... sorry I didn't. I watch Jeff's comedy and I laugh, ha-ha knowing That ! Is what I gave up and, cringe for All those who didn't. Either way. Life is whatever it's meant to be, whatever we make it to be And, thank God for comedians like Jeff Allen who make it All funny as hell!
No profanities, so refreshing
i know .... awesome
Call for Pizza 😂😂
A woman found out her husband was cheating her via Fitbit. Apparently his heart rate was way up at 2am. Gotta love technology!
It's funny cuz I tried to explain to my wife why I lied sometimes and she did not understand.
We know everything
At least you realize that lies don't pay.
Save energy - toss the Fitbit in the dryer.
Bahahaha haha he’s my favorite!,
FARTED ! OOPS THAT WAS A SHART !
You know after being married I've realized that you can love and expect too much from someone else! And marriage can drive you nuts. It's like being on a run away train that you can't get off! And no, I don't want to ever marry again.
Hilarious
Hey, my FitBit is not counting steps if I wave my hand 🤨🤨 which one do you have? 🙂
The ads a total lie
That’s when I order the pizza hahahahaha
Connect that fitbit to your pet & let them out to play
Very generous crowd...
So that's what I got.
😂😂
funny man
😂😂😂😂😂😂
put your fit bit in a sock, put it inside a sneaker, and throw it in the dryer for half an hour. ;-)
I have a new favorite comedian after Trevor Noah 🔥🔥🔥
Absolutely honest, even with parents of any wife and my family. Threat, force to do sexual like acts with homeless and 60 years old woman.
SAB style.
If you can't relate to his comedy, YOUR A DEAD PERSON!!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jeff’s wife doesn’t have to lie to *him*; all she has to do is distract him.
“Is this a new dress? You seem kinda cranky; do you need something to eat . . .?” Then it’s talk about food.
The little-known upside of ADD.