"if you go outside today..I WILL BEAT YOU! if you stay inside...okay..I WILL BEAT YOU! if you try to hide...i will find you..AND I WILL BEAT YOU!!" LMFAO
Liza’s impression on overprotective parents was just pretty much an impression of my dad. ( he’s Indian aswell) And my moms also white if anyone wondered ... or cared
Liza: if you go outside today... I will beat you! Liza: if you stay inside... I will beat you! Liza: If You try to hide, I will find you... and I will beat you! Me:😂😂😂😂😂😂
Miriam Carla Balan 420 is recognized as being related to marijuana also known as weed or cannabis. The term started in the 1970's by kids who would meet after school at 4:20 to get high. One of those kids ended up working with a popular band & the term got spread throughout the world through them to smoke weed at 4:20pm or call it 420 and on April 20th every year there are festivals & marches calling for legalization in places where it's still illegal. Now you know 😊
Ju can make comment after you dead? Ju can do like this? Hmmmm, ju know new technology. Ju hire people and they make comment after ju die. How I do like this? ;) (like if you know where thats from)
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If you go outside....I WILL BEAT YOU! If you stay inside..........I WILL BEAT YOU! If you try and hide...I will find you...AND I WILL BEAT YOU! If you challenge me to a game of Mario Cart......I WILL BEAT YOU! Edit : It’s like annoying to read these edits and it ruins the joke, but thank y’all. -w- (I don’t mean to be rude but..eh? \-w-/ )
If you think you are good at Mario Cart........I WILL BEAT YOU If you want to not hide..........I WILL BEAT YOU If you go inside......I WILL BEAT YOU If you stay outside.......I won't beat you.... unless you don't save vine....Then I will *BEAT YOU*
“ If you go outside today... ok I will BEAT YOU!” “If you stay inside today... ok I will BEAT YOU!” “I you try to hide... I will find you... and I will BEAT YOU!” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH😂😂😂😂. Edit: Thank you for so many likes!!!
Liza Koshy your not really Liza, if you were her, you would have a check Mark on your comment, I know this because I watch faze rug and I see these comments ALL THE TIME period!!!
Acid Sugar ikr I also had to watch a few times b4 I realized that she did the impression of some poor kid who just didn't pay attention in Spanish class
She’s just the best, how does she come up with this stuff
I know lol it's so good
ikr
Hi
She doesn't the people that texted her did but she came up with the acting just it the topics
CreeperCorp yeah but even the things she came up for each one is really creative and funny! hahha
Liza: talks to plant
“ so your vegan?”
Me: that’s cannibalism hun...
It’s a joke “hun”
We’re you upset when vine died?
wait that’s illegal!🚔🚓
Jaelyn Tube r/woooosh
Emma Elkins lol and cool name i have friends named Emma and cool last name and i like your pic
The angry pebble one gets me every single time 😂😂
pine apple same 😂
pine apple EVERYBODY ROCKS BUT ME
pine apple same
SAME
||-//
3:04 its almost three years later and i still cant get over the fact that thats my tweet
So the mayo person?
@@quene8730 yup!
That's cool😎
maybe she has the mayo now?
Lucky!!!
1:29 2:58 liza speaking in spanish is da best
I know right
Acise Wolfie that shii made me cry
The best thing is that i know spanish
Have you guys noticed that she took down the subtitles
Have you guys noticed that she took down the subtitles?
loved your impression of vine.
Very realistic
I cried
But seriously rip
Same
Hi
Liza is amazing
Ben Blue yep me too
Everybody's rocks but me!
~ Angry Pebble 2017
yooo can we talk about how FLUENT SHE IS IN SPANISH
ikr
Yo bro me too Por qué no yo
"if you go outside today..I WILL BEAT YOU! if you stay inside...okay..I WILL BEAT YOU! if you try to hide...i will find you..AND I WILL BEAT YOU!!" LMFAO
When she did that overprotective parents smile my heart went like 10 times faster I know that smile to well
babypie show us on the doll where the bad lady put the thermometer
Proton 20XX lmfao
Who else is here because they miss when Liza used to post and is bored during quarantine no one just me......... ok
Gacha Luckey also me
Yah not alone bud
Me
Mee🥺💕
Same 🤧💕
Why is no one talking about the timing of the dog saying meow!!
Just one seconds shorter than literally EVERY David Dobrik vlog
🤣
Who else thinks that Liza is really pretty
Everyone
Me!
Who doesn't
Omg thanks for all the likes
Me if you don’t you can’t see clear
Give this girl her own evening show on tv
TabMUA omg that’s what I thought 💭
Liza Koshy heyy!!
she's on TRL
Do an impression of an angry pebble.
Liza: Everybody rocks but me.
Little Liza: was that a pun?
Liza: yes.
Sarah Schoppe Come on it was good!! Lol. Lil Lizza....she would say that😂😂😂
Lizza: "Everybody rocks, but me"
Me on my period 🤣
@Savannah Haddad have u ever had a period?
Same girl
AJ Zødiac lol yaaaas same and awesome name and i like your pic
@@annalyselockney omg ty!!
hewo fellow person that likes gacha!
Wednesday’s with Liza or Thursday’s with Liza ... the world may never know 😂💛
Its because we are in a different timezone
It's obviously Wednesday's with Liza @-@
weekdays with liza baby
SimplyFreshdew its Lizas with Liza xd
Well...For me..It's Fridays with Liza😂
"I don't wear cowboy boots, I wear cowgirl boots...don't be racist"😂😂😂😂💀😭😭😂
This David one 😂 clickBABY. We’ve been waiting for VIEWS I mean you. 😂
Macey Smith yeah, it’s adorable! Well not anymore... sorry I’m just sad about it.
@@mich5124 What happened?!?
i freaking love your profile pic !!!!!!!!!!
This video is even 4:20
0:22 is my favorite part of the whole video.
*I just watched an ad for baby food. But I have no baby and all I want is Liza's new Limited Edition clothing line.*
Mexican grandma had me dying 😂😂 🇲🇽💯
Could you pls subscribe to my channel
Alex Garcia Liza just did my grandma with the Mexican Grandma 😂
😂 the Mexican ‘grandman’ had me dying!
Also go to school
Lol
Alex Garcia Same😂
how is it even humanly possible... for someone... to come up with so many puns...
Ma Eve she’s not human, she’s Liza :)
true, good point
Ma Eve like editing out parts,planning the whole video and puns but Liza still knows so many puns which is amazing *
Because they're scripted before hand
dats.izzzy no but you can work hard and actually earn them by not asking
Expression of an angry pebble, *"EVERYBODY ROCKS BUT ME"* this is the greatest thing I have ever heard.. 2020 MY BABIES
Whats that LMAOO
"EVERYONE ROCKS BUT ME! "
-Angry pebble 2017
*GO* *BILLY,* *GO!*
Moydi Baehr hyped pe teacher
Moydi Baehr hi ash. Did you evolve pikachu?
pickles are just tiny teenage cucumbers
SCREW YOU BILLY!!!
Jacksepticeye
*BILLY*
Some people are addicted to
Ciggarets
Achahol
Drugs
But me
But me
I’m addicted to...
I’m addicted to Liza
What kind of drug is that?
Bring Your Zella 968
and I have an addiction to target😵💀😂😁
@@leo-ne2fo r/wooosh he's naming addictions
@@flowerrr_06 lmao shut up like these 30 year old teachers on TH-cam picking on kids 😂
@Asligne Cullen why would we learn how to spell things that make you high are you stupid?
when the video is 4 minutes and 20 seconds long
*i have achieved comedy*
Watch literally any of davids vlogs
"That sounded nothing like David..."
Excuse me while I go cry.
I thought I was the only one who thought about that
Rina Huang lol
Melina Savin same
Rina Huang 😕
I don’t know him but at least she is trying
*"EVERYBODY ROCKS BUT ME"*
Eva Hayes HAHA
HAHAHA
Liza’s impression on overprotective parents was just pretty much an impression of my dad. ( he’s Indian aswell)
And my moms also white if anyone wondered ... or cared
“Can I get your name please?”
“Uh Matt”
“Uh huh, it that with an H or a D, Greg?”
Omg I died lol
Liza: if you go outside today... I will beat you!
Liza: if you stay inside... I will beat you!
Liza: If You try to hide, I will find you... and I will beat you!
Me:😂😂😂😂😂😂
The line came up just as i was reading your comment 😂😂
LMAO 😂😂😂
That is every strict mom/dad ever or my mom
1:24
"do an impression of your daddy"
Liza: HELLO! Oh that sounded nothing like David- what?
Me: and I oop-
Aisha is that Jungkook
@@-spring-ddaeng9714 who else is it? A camel, jackson, jin, taehyung, dance monster, potato?
Aisha lol and cool name and awesome pic
i LoVeEe yOuR pRofiLe piC
gucci hayhay tHaNk yoU
"It's not hi Mom, it's mom's high.."
Well I mean this video is 4 minutes and 20 seconds..
Jamimen Why would i tell u my last name? What do u mean
Valeria T 4 20 is a drug lol or something related to joints and/or drugs
Jamimen Why would i tell u my last name? Did not notice that til now
Oml
Miriam Carla Balan 420 is recognized as being related to marijuana also known as weed or cannabis. The term started in the 1970's by kids who would meet after school at 4:20 to get high. One of those kids ended up working with a popular band & the term got spread throughout the world through them to smoke weed at 4:20pm or call it 420 and on April 20th every year there are festivals & marches calling for legalization in places where it's still illegal. Now you know 😊
Is anyone else bored because of quarantine and just watching Liza's old video? No, just me ok.
Y E S
🤗
Yep
The mexican grandma one was very accurate😂
do an impression of a angry pebble!
"EVERYBODY ROCKS BUT ME!"
That is my life. Yes, I am a pebble.
Donut Gamer I'm a pebble as well
Im a pig mooo
Donut Gamer yeah that one killed me 😂😂
Donut Gamer pebble crew
When did Liza get a cat??...
Katie *-Ikr lol-*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Katie just meow
I didn't know either! I thought she had a dick all this time (sorry if this was racist lol)
Daniel Loacker racist? You
Mean sexist right?
5 years later, and I still love Liza 😭
"I'm gonna Barack your world"
ASLFJSJFKS
XDD
‘miCHELLE YEAH’
Stephanie DuBois micelle ya 😂😂😂
Whenever she mentioned Vine...
I died...
Just like Vine...
RIP VINE!!!
Katie Burrito hi
Katie Burrito
I SEE YOU EVERYWHEREEEE
Katie Burrito iiiiii
Katie Burrito hi
Katie Burrito too soon 😂😂😂
*IS THAT OXYGEN YOU’RE WEARING* 😂😂😂😂
OfficialDeedee lagumanado
Iagumanadopace
Laqq
V
gupabers
So....are you sad that vine died? 😂😂😂
OfficialDeedee how do I use bold
“GO BILLY GO!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me as a gym teacher
That pebble was hilarious. I died laughing😂😂😂😂😂😂😧😂
Elizabeth Matthews if you died... how r u commenting? *illumanti music*
Im Quaking: Lol! Im still alive. I was just laughing really hard. 😂
Same😂
Elizabeth Matthews same
Ju can make comment after you dead? Ju can do like this? Hmmmm, ju know new technology. Ju hire people and they make comment after ju die. How I do like this?
;) (like if you know where thats from)
The drunk police officer was everything I love u so much liza
"Smell good..... Is that oxygen?" BRO 😂😂
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LittleMissHailey 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Isabelle Belle no one cares
Summiko Gurashi rude
LittleMissHailey I think it's my favorite line in the vid..maybe ever.
2:58 talking about David killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😢❤️❤️❤️❤️
I’M LEGIT CRYING I STAN A LEGEND
Mackenzie Frecloud lol
I Stan a legend aswell just not this one although I do love Liza
Mackenzie Frecloud well I'm back. HELLO Happy thanksgiving heheheh
If you go outside....I WILL BEAT YOU!
If you stay inside..........I WILL BEAT YOU!
If you try and hide...I will find you...AND I WILL BEAT YOU!
If you challenge me to a game of Mario Cart......I WILL BEAT YOU!
Edit : It’s like annoying to read these edits and it ruins the joke, but thank y’all. -w- (I don’t mean to be rude but..eh? \-w-/ )
If you think you are good at Mario Cart........I WILL BEAT YOU
If you want to not hide..........I WILL BEAT YOU
If you go inside......I WILL BEAT YOU
If you stay outside.......I won't beat you.... unless you don't save vine....Then I will *BEAT YOU*
Oof😂😂😂
Hehehehe. :)
Thanks for all the likes, Y’all.
Sounds like like an Indian mom
Liza never fails to entertain me :D
Angry pebble: *Everybody rocks except me*
Lmao
“I’m white and I like sandwiches” Liza koshy 2017 😂
Am I the only one that realized at 2:45 Liza commented?😂
way too basic omg i just found out😂😂😂😂
way too basic no I realized that too.
way too basic Lmao y'all slow
CeCe Goddess aren't you a bit slow if you use the word slow in a sentence like that plus you are using an acronym
way too basic OHHH YEEAHHHH
As a gay Italian, I can confirm that is the way I talk.
wait ur acaully a gay italian?
both of their last names sound italian, and i could believe anyone's gay.
Marvel.
Viva l'Italia
gay
1:58
So true in gym they say “CMON YALL GOT THIS OR WE WALK AROUND THE SCHOOL”
Hope I made ur day better
I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THE SPANISH ONE!!😂😂
#vianne thecute
Were you able to understand it with out reading the subtitles?
I was able to...
LIZAS CAT IS SO CUTE OH MY GOSH
That Black Guy ikr!
That Black Guy yes it is
That Black Guy ummmm
That Black Guy ik 💕💕😂
That Black Guy amen
She did the impression of being high really well
A little too well...
And drunk
Music Lover looooool 😂😂😂😂
Anyone else here in 2020 and misses her old content
Make this your new acting reel you'll get hired immediately
"Yo no soy tu mama, i'm not gonna beat you with the chancla, i'm gonna kill you with it" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH MY GRANDMA!! HAHAHA
At 2:45 Liza tweeted herself a question. Haha 😂 lol 😆.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH lol
I didn't realise that😂😂😂!
Dragon Girl lol hahaha and awesome name and pretty pic
Omg i just realized, at 1:29 it says do an impression of a pendeja. pendeja means idiot in Spanish😂😂😂
"Do an expression of David giving birth"
Me: *D..D..David?? DAVIIDDD!!!
**goes and cries in the corner**
A Random Person yass lol
Why did I think the thumbnail was an impression for Barack Obama😂
Khai C. Omg I thought that too
Bruh wtf. Maybe it was that facial expression. At 1:11 the way she talks remind me of him too
racist :D xD
SAME
Khai C. Lmao✨💖😂😂😂
*this was so funny i love Liza shes so original*
Naturally Mystique yass fam
Andro .V She is in her hometown Houston Texas where she has a dog!!! This is probably her parents home!!!
Naturally Mystique *your true *
when she did texas stereotype i died in laughter
Talented AF!
“ If you go outside today... ok I will BEAT YOU!”
“If you stay inside today... ok I will BEAT YOU!”
“I you try to hide... I will find you... and I will BEAT YOU!”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH😂😂😂😂.
Edit: Thank you for so many likes!!!
Thats my parent. :( Ha!
Audrey Johnston HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
my parents
Audrey Johnston my parents
My dad the other day was like " if you get a boyfriend I WILL BEAT YOU" gotta love Indian parents 😂😂😂😅😅😅😓
THE PEOPLE WHAT A SECOND PART TO THIS !!
And by people I mean me ..... BUT IM SURE PEOPLE AGREE 😂😂
It is not the real one tip on the pic and you will see
We also *WANT* a second part to this
LilGoofOfAGabby I TOTALLY AGREE!!!!
Obviously I agree! Haha
LilGoofOfAGabby WANT
Who wishes that Liza would do more videos like this?
"Do an impression of your daddy."
"Hello!"
"Wow that sounded nothing like David."
I'm crying cuz I still ship them😭💔
Ilana Frenze lol that was hilarious and cool name
I'm thankful for Liza.
Anyone else?
Me
Shahtaj Khan of course
Liza Koshy why do you make a fake account.
Yuppp
Shahtaj Khan Same
*these are so funny i love you liza* 💛
INyomi Nious I
Liza Koshy your not really Liza, if you were her, you would have a check Mark on your comment, I know this because I watch faze rug and I see these comments ALL THE TIME period!!!
Liza talking to a plant: "were you sad when vine died?"
Who is also binge watching Liza's vids?💛🤔💖
Lmao me for the past 3 days
Vernalee Fritz same
itzyourgirl D mee
Who isn’t
That cat had a strange meow...apart from that everything else seems fine
ShogunWolf LOOL
ShogunWolf yeh seems legit to me as well 😂 btw you're funny I love your vids I'm a new subbie :)
i thought she said everybody walks on me :)
I bet DAVID edited this video bc is 4:20 ... OMG!!!
Brayan Canales Saenz toung pop.
True
Brayan Canales Saenz yea
Brayan Canales Saenz they're all like that now
Brayan Canales Saenz and it looks like 4:21 on the outside
Liza is seriously the funniest, coolest TH-camr and ex-vine maker ever !!!
"I love-a meat 👀 balls-a 👀!"
*Omfg. I'm cracking up Humpty Dumpty style 😂*
Could you please sub to my channel
Garrett Brando 😂
Garrett Brando man you everywhere
I absolutely died at the drunk police
Anna 98 me to
Anna 98 same!
That vine one killed me xD
100th like
It killed vine too
Jezz _ literally (to soon )
THE PUNSSS OH THE PUNS
Jezz _ noooooooo
3 years later and I’m still watching this 😞
“So we’re you sad when vine died?”
DEAD
She is so funny without fail☁💫
27 minutes 300,000 views you go Liza 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Ok lol
SuperAjdennis it is fake tip the pic and you will see report them
Hi
oh i only found out about you this week and i already love your videos so much they really make me laugh your amazing!!!
*Me:* hi mum
*Mum:* it's not hi mum it's mum's high
that one killed me XD
Do an impression of an angry pebble
"EVERYONE ROCKS BUT ME!"
I died when she spoke Spanish. Lol
Acid Sugar ikr I also had to watch a few times b4 I realized that she did the impression of some poor kid who just didn't pay attention in Spanish class
I was dying when I thought of that 😂😂
Acid Sugar ssame XDD
Same
GUESS WHAT
2020 anyone, missing david and liza🖤
Girls at festivals is my fav 😂
Samee
SAMEEEE!!!!! 😂💘
Nene Can Chill my name is Molly and I just took a Stephanie
Hi my names stephany and I’m taking molly
Same
My favorite was the Mexican grandma 😂😂😂😭
all latina moms and gradmas are like that. I know from experience
Yess 😂😂
I don't know spanish.. But i fucking love when she speaks spanish
*i love Liza!!! you're just the best! AGREE ?*
Just Enjoy 😍
Who can’t agree
Agree
Just Enjoy i
Yeah
Love Lizas intro though 😂
Ngl best intro on all of YT
"Try and hide, and i will find you... AND I WILL BEAT YOU!!"😂😂😂😂🤣
Parina Sapra army
army❤
0:23 Omg I kept replaying this 😂😂😂
Same 😂😂 it kills me
Yesssss...
SAAAAAAAAMEMEMEMME
Lianaa IKR
i love it!!!!!
"I'm about to barrock your world michelle yes"
KookieTime :::)))))))
KookieTime armyyyy
Its says I am about to Barack ur world in a shell yes
Simply Justlogical i don't think she does lol
EmmyTokki io
I love your energy Liza! It makes me feel happy too!