THANKS FOR WATCHING GUYS! I'm not as good was Dream or Wadzee at beating minecraft... BUT I HOPE U ENJOYED REGARDLESS!!! Saf (my editor) and I spent an all nighter on zero sleep recording and editing todays two videos- so if you enjoy make sure to drop a *like* because that would mean the world! Love u guys 💙💙
You should do one where creepers are friendly because I have a mod like that and it makes Minecraft so much easier But make them a bit like wolves too. That if you hit one they become hostile for a certain amount of time Thanks again for the amazing video
Funny: lets torture Bionic Bionic: knows it will kill him in 2 seconds but still joins My boyfriend who is the biggest fan of Bionic: NOO BIONIC DIED Me: what did you expect from the impossible++
Notch creating creepers: Notch: Hmmm, how about a tall pig. People creating it: ok ok. Notch: Make it have 4 legs but it looks like it has two, and make it green with black squares. People creating it: uh, weird but ok. Notch: Now have it explode when near a player, make it one shot, make it Area damage, and make it destroy blocks. People creating it: *nervous sweating*
If any creeper blows up a mob, the blown up mob has a 25% chance of dropping it's head. (If it can drop it's head) If a skeleton kills a creeper with it's own arrow, the creeper will drop a music disk.
Hey Bionic, at the beginning of the video, you said that 69% of people aren’t subscribed, but the amount of people who were was 41.4%, but when added together, that gives you 110.4% so, is only 58.6% of everybody not subscribed or is it something else. Tbh I would rlly like the actual stats every once and a while
Hi bionic we met today on ur server I'm darkmatter10k u might not remember me but u showed up on my island in skyblock and u put a I was here sign, I just want to say thank you it was a honor meeting u and u made my day , thank u
I just wanna tell you how to ride a strider- You get those plant thingys and put them on a stick they're kinda like pigs y'know? And you put the saddle-
Fundy should make it so baby zombies can oneshot and they only spawn in diamond armor, if you kill it it gives you a piece of wood😂 Lava flows faster than it does in the nether and lava can’t turn into obsidian😂 Evil recommendation: make the creepers invisible and spawn in day😂😂😂😂 Blazes are automated turrets that can only drop ONE unpotent blaze powder and you need 9 to make a blaze rod which gives you normal blaze powder😂😂🤣🤣🤣💀 Make the new version name called “unbeatable” Your blocks and things you place can deteriorate All potions last 5 seconds😏
Man you use creative mod because two ender portal frams was facing wrong side but it's ok the game difficulty was literally impossible you are a legend ☺️
THANKS FOR WATCHING GUYS! I'm not as good was Dream or Wadzee at beating minecraft... BUT I HOPE U ENJOYED REGARDLESS!!! Saf (my editor) and I spent an all nighter on zero sleep recording and editing todays two videos- so if you enjoy make sure to drop a *like* because that would mean the world! Love u guys 💙💙
well no der
that bean man is good at etding and im bad a spelling
;)
i would of lost my mind bro
Hello quiff
McNuggets
Hi
You r trash
Hi quiff can you also make a video playing minecraft impossible++
fundy: makes bionic mode
bionic mode: easier than baby mode
Yes
Yes
Yes
YES
Yes
Congratulations Bionic , you beat the world record of the longest intro ever! 1:02
Bro you save my time 😂😂
Movies still have 10 minutes long intros
If nobody's gonna say it, I will "Your edits are fire"
all thanks to my boy Saf :D
Hi Bionic😁
Bruh
*you're
He's right
petition for dream to beat this difficulty in wolrd record time lol
haha wassup talendz
The world record
Is
Wadzee
@@swisscarmotiveshorts lol i just found the viddd lololol im gud hru
Noice
Yesss@
Wadzee: beats minecraft in first try
Bionic: dies first second
Cristian Lopez Garcia no he’s not
@@TallTacoTristan ???
@@TallTacoTristan Say that again you'll taste my uppercut
@@TallTacoTristan what are you going to cry now?
He got 2 million views in just one week
You should do one where creepers are friendly because I have a mod like that and it makes Minecraft so much easier
But make them a bit like wolves too. That if you hit one they become hostile for a certain amount of time
Thanks again for the amazing video
😂😂
Fundy: no one can finish impossible++
Wadzee and bionic : say no more
Theres one Russia TH-camr he beat it
*Nerkin*
Ikr I beat it to but it took forever
@@celestial8616 nice
LOL BABY MODE
Challenge: Play impossible++ With a heart rate moniter and see how it will be 1000 heart rate.
Yes
PLZ
PLZ DO THAT
If he reach 1000 he dies from heart attack lol
Ye boinic do
Bionic: posts 2 vids in one day
Society: wait hold on a minute
For real
Productive x2
THATS ILLWGAL
Oh no.. he’s taken flamingos place.
4:09 In the older versions of minecraft,items DIDNT float.Instead,they sunk to the bottom of the river/ocean so you can actually imagine it.
20:23 He sounds very excited that his sword broke
YES AND MY SWORD BROKE!? :D
11:00
Longest video ever!! Yayyy 30 mins of bionic
Paci Bonham honestly didn’t realise it was 30 mins long
Um there was a video when he drop asleep
I was 32 min
Bro ikr
its 32 minutes lol
“ThAt’S a BoNnEr MaN”
Cmon bionic lol
Minion rush please can you find it so that I will be happy to help you play the game with your free time
Bionic
Boki
Technically he is boner man
Your profile picture is unknown
Funny: lets torture Bionic
Bionic: knows it will kill him in 2 seconds but still joins
My boyfriend who is the biggest fan of Bionic: NOO BIONIC DIED
Me: what did you expect from the impossible++
Bionic: We should make a game mode above impossible ++
Fundy: makes impossible +++
th-cam.com/video/a9Vl0VP5gtE/w-d-xo.html
@@S3N1YT NOPE
I KNOW THAT IS A RICK ROLL SONG
Bionic: Ima eat this cooked chicken.
The cooked mutton: Excuse me?!
yeah is only us that knows hahahah
I thought i qas the only one who noticed yhat
What:(
@@boismyfrwendsplazy447 hello this game sucks
@@mcstickplayz3988 …. How?
Comments: Wadzee and Bionic beat impossible++ and are the best
Dream: Let me introduce myself
When did dream beat it? On stream?
Mario Diaz he is saying that dream could beat it not that he beat it
he has not tried it yet bc he is not seen it
bionic didnt beat impossible ++ he beat impossible so this video is a hard scam
@@AtomicCookie it isnt
Bionic: *Tries to kill Pig*
Pig: *Turns into a sign* TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!
Didn’t add when he got the potion
Us: CHEATER
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@Bionic hi
Bionic don’t worry bro we probably will believe the epic cyborg
Bionic get clapped
@@Bionic I'm from Philippines dad.😅😂
Bionic: WhY iS this so hard WadZee: hold my beer
You should say water instead of beer cuz he does water checkpoints ..u know☺
@@69memes9 ........WATERRRRRRRRRRRR
guys WATER CHECKPOINT
@@69memes9 good point my bad
Everyone: thinks that WadZee will be first to beat impossible++
Bionic: Hold my beer
WadZee: Hold my tea
Yes.
Hold my juice
He didit without being dead 1 time (wadzee)
wadzee did it before bionic and he did it first try with 0 deaths
WadZee: Hold my water bottle
Bionic: Were gonna have a talk fundy
Bionic: Sike fundy i love you
Me: Oh youre gonna get a good talk
7:22
Bonic: i’am gunnu eat some cooked chicken
Bonic: *eats cooked mutton*
Bionic: sit back with some popcorn
Me:2steps ahead of ya
Listen, I just want to make a little appreciation post for Saf's editing skills, they're amazing. The vids always look great!
Maybe Fundy can add that every eyes of ender break every time 😉
Notch creating creepers:
Notch: Hmmm, how about a tall pig.
People creating it: ok ok.
Notch: Make it have 4 legs but it looks like it has two, and make it green with black squares.
People creating it: uh, weird but ok.
Notch: Now have it explode when near a player, make it one shot, make it Area damage, and make it destroy blocks.
People creating it: *nervous sweating*
Lol
Lol
Lol did you have that planed out
Lol (please don’t break the chain 🥺🥺)
Lol but I thought they had four legs
Bionic: i has 2 braincells
Also bionic: lemme just mlg water bucket, and yeet the dragon to death on impossible + +
did you know when you play you buid up a brain cell
@VincentGamez hmm yes
AND I has only ONE braincell and there's NOTHING you can say about it.
Well now 46
And now 67!!!!!!
Recommendation for Fundy: Make water instantly freeze into packed ice in the End, that way water bucket clutches fail.
Beluga:Hello Bionic
Bionic:OMG BIG FAN
"You've never been killed before! At least not on impossible++ mode."
Wadzee: Hold my beer
He did die on impossible++
@@d4wzon356 it's a quote
Wadzee: Hey illumina I beat Impossible++
Illumina: *Cries in corner*
bet normal speedrunners can beat this after a few tries
sorry but this is the wrong video
fundy made it not illumina xD
2:15 "just sit back and get some candy popcorn, some toes"
Bionic - 2020
Yes
Best. 🤣
imagine doing impossible++ on hardcore, with one heart.
HOW WOULD YOU SURVIVE LOL
NAHHHHHH DONT MAKE BIONIC DONIT
@@Capybara6942
U need to be Technoblade lol
DO KT
DO IT
DO IT
DO IT
DO IT
DO IT
@@Capybara6942 IMPOSSIBLE+++++++++
Bionic: I FOUND DIAMONDS
Diamond pickaxe: After one stone block I USED TO BE A DIAMOND PICKAXE!
Bionic! ._.
3:38 YOU SLIPPED ON SOME MOSS
My names moss!
(On yt)
Bionic: I don't wanna break my diamond pickaxe
Me: why did you break dirt with it then 24:01
The Tubbster cus when u break with hands u take damage
he literally realized 2 seconds later
Davi Freire Oliveira oh oof
@@Aisha8367 no only hurts with hard surface wood stone cobblestone endstone diorite etc.
Bionic:Play A Mode That Easier Than Baby Mode
Dream:Use Cheat In Speedrun
How are those related? Not to be rude just asking.
Fun Fact: it takes exactly 19 cobblestone and 9 sticks to make a full set of stone tools, plus a furnace
Yup
nice!
Bruhhhh
Shut up
Dude
When I watch:me relaxing
Bionic:Starts going insane
2:20 it's currently 2pm in my country so yea making popcorn might not be the smartest idea
Edit: omggggg thanks bionic you are the best
With my amazing skills i guess you are in eastern europe
@@db_2k07 Israel
Its gone cuz of edit
@@oferby1910 same time zone, i guess it was close jus more south
14:03
Bionic: “Oh there's a creeper too”
Creeper what?💀
Bonc:how did I get stone bricks Bonc 10 secs earlier: mines stone brick to show gold block
LoL
I will make 26 likes lol
Lol
So, loyalty is used for tridents to return back when you throw them
To people who didn,t know this
When you throw a channeling trident, whatever entity you hit gets struck by lighting, If tthe weather is Thunder
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that he got a baby zombie head. It is literally soooooooooooooooooooooooo rare
if a charged creeper explode any mob the mob drops his head
creepers are automatically charged,which means,no its not rare
Not rare at all
If any creeper blows up a mob, the blown up mob has a 25% chance of dropping it's head. (If it can drop it's head)
If a skeleton kills a creeper with it's own arrow, the creeper will drop a music disk.
Its not rare mobs spawn every time and creepers are charged so its easy af
You should do 100 days a fish with difficulty on isn’t that a good idea Cellarius😊
when fundy watches this vid he’s gonna be like :0
BuT bUt He MaDe It SiR
@@urmomsho9703 no duh -_-
No he made it
Mhm
@@allisonreamor7632 ik -_- i was being a smart ass
Bionic: can’t even beat Minecraft normally
Also Bionic: I WILL BEAT MINECRAFT WHEN ITS EVEN HARDER THAN NORMAL MINECRAFT
True
"I'll kiss you really hard- wait what"
BIONIC GAY COMFIRMED
°₩°
BONC IS GONC
WuW
UwU
OwO
Bionic: I’m not stupid
Bionic 2 seconds later: falls down into ravine he knows has charged creepers and flame skeletons
Lol
Bionic: dies many times
Wadzee: no death
th-cam.com/video/a9Vl0VP5gtE/w-d-xo.html
Me: *Just minin in minecraft and finding 6 diamonds*
Bionic: DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE ENDER DRAGON!
3:08 techno really never die
Congratulations for 200k likes :)
Imagine If The Impossible++ Difficulty Actiually Needed More Eyes Of Ender
That would be a pain lol
Maybe if Impossible+++ becomes a thing then maybe it might need more idk
Hey Bionic, at the beginning of the video, you said that 69% of people aren’t subscribed, but the amount of people who were was 41.4%, but when added together, that gives you 110.4% so, is only 58.6% of everybody not subscribed or is it something else. Tbh I would rlly like the actual stats every once and a while
6:47 when your teacher says it's your turn to present your class project
Bionic casually forgets mining the stone brick from ruined portal
1:27
OOOH BIONIC SIMPS FOR FUNDYYY OOOOO~~~
haha😅
I’m laughing so hard
Hhahahahhahh that means he is gay IDIOT AND HE IS NOT A SIMP
distoor killer Shut up
That’s sus
Hi bionic we met today on ur server I'm darkmatter10k u might not remember me but u showed up on my island in skyblock and u put a I was here sign, I just want to say thank you it was a honor meeting u and u made my day , thank u
I'm not lying I have screenshot just don't know how to put it on comment
@@darkmaterial8644 cool
Bionic : How can someone play with a difficulty like this, or having creepers like that
ElRichMC :
*Spanish players having Permadeath flashbacks*
th-cam.com/video/a9Vl0VP5gtE/w-d-xo.html
00:01 the funniest intro
The time is 8:59 , 5 April 2022
2:07
Bionic:impossible
Captions:*possible*
Are u indian
@@pradhannayabasat7367 the fuck
Wonderful how you deafeated the dragon in impossible ++. I’m impressed
NoobNoobNoobNoob
Same im impressed to
@@proyoshauy8987 gl finding someone THAT ASKED
with the respiration 2 he could’ve stayed underwater more
13:53 that piece of gold you didn't mine is sad :(
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Bionic gots 2 brain cells
And that’s very true
Bionic said: Eat your toes
Me: "Literally eats toes" in my childhood when I didn't even hear of bionic
13:55There was gold there literally hiding infront of your eyes.
14:00 That's not only a chicken nugget THAT'S A *WHOLE CHICKEN*
bonic: "I didn't know it was just gonna blow up"
me: its a creeper
Ye
Usually creepers take a couple seconds to blow up
True
First thing that came to mind when I saw the thumbnail: So, then, when you try to craft a wooden sword, you get a diamond sword?
Nah, other way around, it was
@@teammathcraft ayo what’s good Yoda
@@RSndlrCBG hi
It's the other way around, Craft a diamond sword and get a broken wooden sword
What about hiis toe nail lolz
0:39 No Math
Bionic: I knew they would blow up, but didn't know it could blow up
Bionic: help me im tryna reach 2mil
Also Bionic: *has 3mil within a year*
His sub count is going so fast BRUH
Dream be like:
I dont see any difference
I just wanna tell you how to ride a strider- You get those plant thingys and put them on a stick they're kinda like pigs y'know? And you put the saddle-
Fundy should make it so baby zombies can oneshot and they only spawn in diamond armor, if you kill it it gives you a piece of wood😂
Lava flows faster than it does in the nether and lava can’t turn into obsidian😂
Evil recommendation: make the creepers invisible and spawn in day😂😂😂😂
Blazes are automated turrets that can only drop ONE unpotent blaze powder and you need 9 to make a blaze rod which gives you normal blaze powder😂😂🤣🤣🤣💀
Make the new version name called “unbeatable”
Your blocks and things you place can deteriorate
All potions last 5 seconds😏
i feel like he knew the pig would be a sign
ik
Me: Gonna sleep
Bionic: uploads
Me: Y bionic U disturb my sleep schedule
what the f**k is a sleep schedule
@@oDerpy yo mum
@@oDerpy yo mum
You can use invisible postion and no mob would see you
@@rishibeethapa1192 wut
“The pumpkin will help us in the end”
-Bionic 2020
Huh that’s a true statement
Yeah enderman doesn’t attack you if you have it on your head
Comment on me okay
It kind of reminds me of alexace
7:22
Bionic: Ima eat this cooked chicken
"Yess... we got 1 ender pearl and a grass block"
Bionic 2020
You mean 2021?
@@camilareyesxd853 no this video is in 2020
@@lancemervinvelasco6504 true
Bionic: OH GOD WE GOT 500 thousand Me: really’
Me: Yooo bionic play impossible+++ Bionic: I’m just going to eat some toes
Cameron Brindle r/woooosh
7:24 " I'm going to eat this cooked chicken"
Me: thats mutton
Tip: Loyalty is an enchant that goes on a trident when you throw it the trident comes back to you so you don’t have to find it yw :p
Me: watching the vid thinking its only 10 mins
Also me after 32 mins: wow that was a quick video
th-cam.com/video/a9Vl0VP5gtE/w-d-xo.html
“Blessed you bionic”
-me
7:55 is really funny🤣🤣🤣
“Bionic why you so bad”
Its funny seeing you rage at a mod you downloaded then saying "why did you do this to me fundy"
Bionic: You’ve been killed many times before ender dragon but never on impossible ++
WadZee: Am I a joke to you?
28:16
It's ok bionic you will always still be amazing to us even if we didn't see you beat the dragon😁
Man you use creative mod because two ender portal frams was facing wrong side but it's ok the game difficulty was literally impossible you are a legend ☺️
Alternative title: Minecraft but almost everything tries to kill me...
RIP Bionic I can see how much he is suffering
pless you
Rip
Omg Fundy im gonna kiss- smack you.. 1:26
15:20 "I cant be stripping on rocks while im fighting these nerds."
lmao