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*Urbosa:* tengo la espalda to' dobla *Daruk:* este tío es mala gente *Maestro Kohga:* me he dejado el p*to paro sin sellar! *Sidon chiquito:* yo lo voy a denunciar! *Zelda:* y yo así voy a deprimirme! *El guardian:* si lo se, me apunto a clases de aleman!
And Master Kohga, as General of the Hyrulian Army, I volunteer myself to lead the attack on Ganon. Furthermore I have officially appointed Zelda to be my second in command!
Here’s what we’ll do. You’ll lead Sooga and the rest of your clan and take on Astor, while King Rhoam will lead the Hylians, Zora, Gorons, Gerudo, and Rito to keep the monsters and Guardians off of us, and leave Ganon to Me, Zelda, Mipha, Urbosa, Revali, and Daruk!
Fear not, Master Kohga. We’re going to train, and make sure we’re prepared for the great battle, because as we all know, good will always stand up to evil, and heroes will always stand up for what is right!
@@DooplissTheTrickster Mipha knows my heart belongs to Zelda alone. Plus, Urbosa supports me and Zelda’s relationship. Mipha’s like a sister to me. Even though I don’t exactly return her affections, Mipha promises that if anyone ever tries to do me harm, then she will heal me, no matter when, or how bad the wound
So Master Kohga, let me get this straight. You were in league with Astor, but you were betrayed by the dark lord? And now you and your troops want to join our side?
I know, you were tricked by Astor, but little does he know he’s playing with a power that can’t be controlled! Calamity Ganon will consume everything, even the demon forces!
I think not. I outrank you, remember? As the Hylian Champion, I’ve been chosen as the team’s leader. I’ve already appointed Zelda to be my second-in-command. So keep squawking, Birdbrain!
*remembers the time Link accidentally slashed a chicken and everybody spent 30 minutes running for their lives* (Laughs nervously) “Yeah, I know the feeling.”
But-but-but-I’m serious! I really wanna help you! I’m not the same jerk from Breath of the Wild, I’m the one from Hyrule Warriors Age of Calamity! And I’m playable! Please let me join you? I promise to work out more often, and share my bananas with all the Hylians and Ritos and Gerudos and Zoras and Gorons, and I promise to clean my room, and not be a coward, and I’ll even stop sneaking leftovers from the kitchen! Please?
Oh, thank you, so much! I won’t let you down! Here’s a banana for everyone! (Pssst! Sooga! You can stop being dead now! Thanks a ton, big guy!) Oh look, everybody! Your kindness brought my best buddy back to life!
Kohga! Urbosa, Zelda, and I still hold a grudge against you for impersonating Urbosa and attempting to assassinate Zelda. No matter how fast you run, no matter where you hide, my friends and I will stop you
*Laughs nervously* “Hey, I changed my mind! I’m gonna join you to take revenge on that three-eyed jerk for killing my buddy Sooga! (Pssst! Sooga! Quick! Pretend to be dead!)”
YIKES! I HATE SPIDERS!!! Can’t we just get along? I never would have done any of those things on my own! Prophecy man told me to do it! Then he tried to kill me…
If you love this song, you should come visit Princess Zelda of Hyrule’s channel. I’m sure you’ll love her Zelink edits! As her boyfriend, I’m helping her getting the word out!
That’s super thoughtful of you! 🖤
(I wish I had somebody to recommend my channel to people...)
Love this vid and the music works so well 😍😍
Master Kohga, THIS IS MY JAM!
Master Kohga, from this day forward, you, me and the other champions, united we stand, together we fall!
Fall?!?
@@DooplissTheTrickster I mean, if we die, we die while doing what’s right!
“Die?!? Sooga! We gotta figure out a way to survive, but still do our part!”
*Urbosa:* tengo la espalda to' dobla
*Daruk:* este tío es mala gente
*Maestro Kohga:* me he dejado el p*to paro sin sellar!
*Sidon chiquito:* yo lo voy a denunciar!
*Zelda:* y yo así voy a deprimirme!
*El guardian:* si lo se, me apunto a clases de aleman!
This is so amazingly underrated! I love all the clips you picked out, it looks like I'm lucky enough to be the 1,000th viewer.
And Master Kohga, as General of the Hyrulian Army, I volunteer myself to lead the attack on Ganon. Furthermore I have officially appointed Zelda to be my second in command!
“What do I do? I wanna help! Maybe I can supply all the bananas for lunch?”
@@DooplissTheTrickster no worries! You’ll be at the front alongside Zelda and myself!
Here’s what we’ll do. You’ll lead Sooga and the rest of your clan and take on Astor, while King Rhoam will lead the Hylians, Zora, Gorons, Gerudo, and Rito to keep the monsters and Guardians off of us, and leave Ganon to Me, Zelda, Mipha, Urbosa, Revali, and Daruk!
Team Hyrule, assemble!
“BOOYAH! Ya watching Sooga? I’m about to send that giant menace packing!”
Fear not, Master Kohga. We’re going to train, and make sure we’re prepared for the great battle, because as we all know, good will always stand up to evil, and heroes will always stand up for what is right!
And by the way, I have like a thousand Yigas as well, so this battle should be easy. We’re the most elite assassins in the three kingdoms!
But above all, please be sure to help me keep Zelda safe. I can’t live without her. She is my future wife after all
I think Mipha heard you…
@@DooplissTheTrickster Mipha knows my heart belongs to Zelda alone. Plus, Urbosa supports me and Zelda’s relationship. Mipha’s like a sister to me. Even though I don’t exactly return her affections, Mipha promises that if anyone ever tries to do me harm, then she will heal me, no matter when, or how bad the wound
Thus far, Mipha has kept her promise, despite everything!
So Master Kohga, let me get this straight. You were in league with Astor, but you were betrayed by the dark lord? And now you and your troops want to join our side?
*Gestures vehemently, as only Master Kohga can* “Of course! After all, if I’m on the champion’s side, I’m less likely to get sizzled and zapped!”
Remember, with great power comes great responsibility
And now we know why Ganondorf looks so grumpy all the time.
Me: *Blowing things up randomly. Blowing myself up. Falling of mountains. Attempting trick shots. Recklessly charges into battle*
I know, you were tricked by Astor, but little does he know he’s playing with a power that can’t be controlled! Calamity Ganon will consume everything, even the demon forces!
*Sooga nods* “I believe I warned him of the consequences. Now Master Kohga and I wish to join forces with you.”
Which puts us in perfect position to execute the rest of my plan!
“I am at your service.
Revali, during battle, you’ve got to watch my back too. It’s not just about you
You may think you’re good… but I’m better!
I think not. I outrank you, remember? As the Hylian Champion, I’ve been chosen as the team’s leader. I’ve already appointed Zelda to be my second-in-command. So keep squawking, Birdbrain!
That’s just… Asinine. XD
Moving in to engage and destroy!
“And eat some bananas!”
Unite and Strike!
Prepare for trouble!
@@DooplissTheTricksterMake it double.
Can you not feel it now? The blood pounding in your veins, the thrill that rouses the hair on your neck, that makes a drumbeat of your heart?
*remembers the time Link accidentally slashed a chicken and everybody spent 30 minutes running for their lives* (Laughs nervously) “Yeah, I know the feeling.”
When I first felt it, I thought it was something I ate
I told you not to eat those weird mushrooms!
@@DooplissTheTrickster which ones? The Big Hearty Truffles?
No, the yellow ones. Endura Shrooms. They give you a little *too* much energy…
Kohga, you have no mercy. And my friends and l have no fear!
But-but-but-I’m serious! I really wanna help you! I’m not the same jerk from Breath of the Wild, I’m the one from Hyrule Warriors Age of Calamity! And I’m playable! Please let me join you? I promise to work out more often, and share my bananas with all the Hylians and Ritos and Gerudos and Zoras and Gorons, and I promise to clean my room, and not be a coward, and I’ll even stop sneaking leftovers from the kitchen! Please?
@@DooplissTheTrickster oh alright. A wise one once taught me “Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer”
@@DooplissTheTrickster where’s Sooga, anyway?
Oh, thank you, so much! I won’t let you down! Here’s a banana for everyone! (Pssst! Sooga! You can stop being dead now! Thanks a ton, big guy!) Oh look, everybody! Your kindness brought my best buddy back to life!
Kohga! Urbosa, Zelda, and I still hold a grudge against you for impersonating Urbosa and attempting to assassinate Zelda. No matter how fast you run, no matter where you hide, my friends and I will stop you
*Laughs nervously* “Hey, I changed my mind! I’m gonna join you to take revenge on that three-eyed jerk for killing my buddy Sooga! (Pssst! Sooga! Quick! Pretend to be dead!)”
You can’t fool me, scumbag!
Say your prayers, punks! Here comes the
Spider-Link!
YIKES! I HATE SPIDERS!!! Can’t we just get along? I never would have done any of those things on my own! Prophecy man told me to do it! Then he tried to kill me…
Link-Superior, Revali-Inferior
“Oh really? Well then who invented Revali’s gale, the most useful power in Breath of the Wild?”
Zelda, Mipha, Urbosa, and Daruk consider me an Avatar. Master of all four of their powers
Well if I had all their powers, I could do the same.
Haha! You thought I was Revali! Quick, Yiga clan! Destroy that Hylian kid!
@@DooplissTheTrickster don’t call me “kid”!
We’ve got a long way to go
You’re a spineless, pale, pathetic lot… and you haven’t got a clue!!! XD
@@DooplissTheTrickstersomehow I'll make a man out of you
I’m totally like Shang!
Should I married revali? Okay? Yes or no?